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HYPOTHETICAL speaking what happens if you forget to pay your taxes?

>> No.53909739

You'll hypothetically pay hypothetical fines or go to hypothetical jail

>> No.53910341
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>>53909739
what about all the black people i know who never did taxes for 5+ years

>> No.53910833

hypothetically you have just been added to a list

>> No.53910870 [DELETED] 

Just get caught up. They would rather have you late and trying to catch up then continuing to avoid them.

>> No.53910871

>>53909703
They send you a bill. Not even meming. I did it once. Better to do your taxes though, because the bill was way fucking off.

>> No.53910875

>>53910341
Why would the IRS bother? They are either already in jail on their way there anyway

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Hypothetically speaking what if the tax authorities forget that I hypothetically forgot to pay my taxes

>> No.53910901

>>53910341
It's called income tax. You have to earn money...niggers are exempt.

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>>53910341
it's called having mercy for being born in hard mode, they get the shit eventually anyway, if it were the opposite case I could be holding vinu without even fees, and taxes
literally a temporary money machine

>> No.53912572

>>53909703
I know a nigger and a latino who haven't paid taxes in years, also girls I have been on dates with can confirm that there are men of various races who don't file taxes.

To be fair, it seems to have at least some correlation with skin color.

>> No.53912655

>>53909703
I hypothetically receive insults from my family calling me "irresponsible" and get my ass kicked by the IRS

>> No.53912670

>>53910341
so the plan is to do a reverse michael jackson

>> No.53912683

>>53909703
One of your ancestors resurrects to congratulate you

>> No.53912709

>>53912683
>you don't pay taxes
>you have the possibility of beating one of your ancestors for having created your entire family tree
sounds like a win-win for me

>> No.53912808

>>53910877
They will hypothetically track you down eventually. It might be years down the line or you might be lucky and slip by but when it does happen they will rape you so hard in every orifice at multiple angles you will be broken for life.

>> No.53913001

>>53909739
>hypothetical jail
In this case, OP would essentially be a debtor and we no longer put debtors in jail. That's typically reserved for fraud.
>be me
>work for a year
>go back to being a student
>still have stocks and shit
>just didn't file because retard
>state sends me letter saying I forgot to file but my reported earnings were so low there isn't anything to tax me on
>move on