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>> No.53898542
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53898542

fuck you.

>> No.53898553

Early bakers tongue my anus.

>> No.53898557
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>>53898519

>> No.53898558

Hope everyone here is long PCT.

>> No.53898561
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53898561

Somehow... the early baker has returned

>> No.53898566
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53898566

Remember after you cash out your massive gains, don't forget to Tip your landlord
https://twitter.com/ChelseaWooff/status/1630210059287384064

>> No.53898567

die NFLX, DIE

>> No.53898571
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53898571

fuck this gay market.

>> No.53898572
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>>53898561
Profoundly bearish.

>> No.53898577
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53898577

>early bake
This is highly innovative.

>> No.53898588

>>53898561
>>53898572
samefag

>> No.53898591

i wanted to buy puts when it hit 396 again but chickened out and put it all in SPXS instead. oh well

>> No.53898604

>>53898519
>FOMC edition
>kashkari: I want higher rates
I for one am looking forward to getting risk free 8% bonds.

>> No.53898606

haha SMJeet got banned

>> No.53898607

I bought 1000 shares of TRKA
how fucked am I

>> No.53898610

5% fed funds rate can't support DXY lol

>> No.53898614
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>>53898588
We got these things called IDs, Ranjesh.

>> No.53898620

>>53898606
fuck that faggot hopefully it was a perma

>> No.53898621
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53898621

Don't forget to take profits. We may be getting a bounce sooner or later. Also china is asshole.

>> No.53898625

>>53898577
COIN BROS, LFG!

>> No.53898630

>>53898577
God, imagine slapping your fat, young cock on her face while she tries to tell you about some bullshit SPAC.

>> No.53898634

>>53898604
Anon, at 8% the bonds are no longer risk free...

>> No.53898640

>>53898614
It's still to bad we don't have flags on /biz/. I'd be VERY curious to see what flag the early baker has

>> No.53898647

>>53898634
>Anon, at 8% the bonds are no longer risk free...
Not my problem. Plus they can raise income tax a bunch and let the wagies pay for it.

>> No.53898659
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53898659

What buy?

>> No.53898662

>>53898634
as if the US is going to default

>> No.53898664
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53898664

BY THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD, I CONDEMN THEE BOBOS!
JESUS IS KING!
HE IS ON HIGH!
AND SO TOO SHALL THESE MARKETS RISE AGAIN, AS ON THE THIRD DAY.
HALLELUJAH, AND AMEN.

>> No.53898666

>>53898634
At 8% companies with as little as 10~20 P/E are considered in bubble territory.

>> No.53898665
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53898665

>he didn't buy the BOIL dip for the 6th day in a row
god you're stupid anon

>> No.53898667

>>53898640
got plenty of fags though

>> No.53898675

>>53898662
>as if the Rome is going to fall

>> No.53898682

I doubt any of you actually listened to my subtle SND shill yesterday, but congratulations for anyone who did buy.
Sometimes it really is that easy.

>> No.53898683

>>53898634
they can just print infinite money to service the debt

>> No.53898687

>>53898640
Spinning wheels, spinning wheels everywhere.

>> No.53898689
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Someone last thread said church girls weren't whores.. hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha loooool

>> No.53898692

>>53898662
*default again. What do you think 1973 was?

>> No.53898696

making money is pretty easy when you realize the market isn't gonna go in any one direction for long, this is crab country
until it does of course

>> No.53898698
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53898698

SOMEONE TURN ON THE FUCKING ALGOS THIS MARKET IS DEAD

>> No.53898701

>>53898692
so people never got their money back?

>> No.53898709

>>53898666
That is correct. The question at that point becomes which have better future prospects: "guaranteed" 8% payouts via dollar bonds or various companies with various assets and cash flows distributed across the world?

>> No.53898711

rip my right ball sack bros the pain is getting worse

>> No.53898715

>>53898640
I've hacked his IP through the mainframe let's just say it starts with an I and ends with ndia.

>> No.53898719

>>53898701
In 1970s wage outpaced rampant inflation so people put up with it.

>> No.53898721

>>53898698
(((algos))) are the only reason SPY isn't at 350 right now

>> No.53898725

>>53898683
Right. The risk isn't that you *don't* get 8% back. It's that you get 8% back while inflation hits double digits. Other investments have much better flexibility in playing catchup during such a soft default.

>> No.53898733

I thought the first 3 days of every month were fund buying?

>> No.53898734

>>53898698
The bulk of SPY options go out worthless today at 395 so we will close there.

>> No.53898739

I came, I saw, I baked

>> No.53898741
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>>53898721
Cool it with the anti algoism

>> No.53898742

>>53898701
If we're considering gold money, as JP Morgan did, the 30s through the 70s were one giant rugpull.

>> No.53898743
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>>53898664
Jesus doesn't care about material things. Jesus was a special person who obtained enlightenment and freedom. Jesus was embodiment of the supreme being who became incarnate to bring gnōsis to the earth,

If anything JESUS would want the world to buy the materialistic world because that is the only way to be free from it.

>> No.53898744

>>53898698
12-1 pm new york time is always dead. notice it started a mini dump the moment the lunch hour ended.

>> No.53898752
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>>53898733
>he forgot it's a leap year

>> No.53898754

>>53898734
i sold my 394p at the bottom, bought 398c and sold them at the top for a quick 100%, feels good making the right degenerate choices for once

>> No.53898756

>>53898711
What, you got testicular torsion or something?

>> No.53898760

BOIL is going to $100

>> No.53898765

>>53898715
>through the mainframe
i hope you said 'i'm in' out loud once you were in fact in

>> No.53898787

>>53898765
Of course I did anon what sort of fucking operation do you think Im running over here in my mom's basement, i'm actually insulted you would even have the audacity to ask that

>> No.53898802

>>53898607
>he bought fat hands bags
Lol, lmao even.

>> No.53898806

Why is the US stock market underwater while UK, EU and Asian markets are near their ATHs? Is it because their currencies weakened vs USD?

>> No.53898807

reloaded 500 shares of lhdx at $1
LFG

>> No.53898809

my gut was telling me to go all-in on TSLA before investor day, so i tied my money up elsewhere

>> No.53898810
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>>53898659
I remain cozy in my conservative position of 100% sqqq.

>> No.53898814

>>53898806
The market realized Joe Biden is unironically the president of the united steaks

>> No.53898817

anyone knows BRAZIL here? Why have both AZUL and GOL been freefalling for weeks? they do not seem to bottom at all

>> No.53898820

AKBA Therapy Dog Girls ...

>> No.53898836

>>53898817
Probably going bankrupt. I don't follow GOL, but AZUL is debt strapped and rapidly burning through their remaining cash. They were never really able to recover post-covid.

>> No.53898837

>>53898756
I don't know man whenever I sit or lie down I get a throbbing pain I'm kinda scared

>> No.53898839
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>>53898810

>> No.53898853

>>53898806
UK's stock market has been at the same level for the last 25 years, even though that's technically at ATH.
roughly the same idea on the nikkei.
they're the dow jones of the world

>> No.53898882

Remember your training. All messes stay IN the diaper.

>> No.53898909
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53898909

Why shouldn't I just park my spare cash in a 4.8% yield CD for the next 6 months?

>> No.53898920

>>53898909
Cause you can make more shorting as we head down to 280 on QQQ.

>> No.53898938

I'm waiting for Intel to go to 20 to start buying. Should I start now though because of chips act? Or will it be another Biden failure. Even if it succeeds it'll take time. I am hoping Intel keeps going down

>> No.53898953

>>53898938
This is Biden's Solyndra

>> No.53898957

>>53898814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY

>> No.53898959

>>53898938
Just because Intel itself might be critical infrastructure (lol) doesn't mean the government will defend its stock price. They might just pawn it off to MU or AMD or NVDA at $5/share.

>> No.53898965

>>53898665
It’s a $1 up, that is not a dip on the WIDOW MAKER.

>> No.53898969
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53898969

remember to hold on for your dear life

>> No.53898973
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>>53898810
>>53898839
holding tqqq
not very much though

>> No.53898976
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53898976

>>53898760
When?

>> No.53898982

fed waller says words tomorrow. Are we about to dive again?

>> No.53898988

TERRAIN PULL UP

TERRAIN

PULL UP

PUUUUULLLL UP MY BASTARDS

>> No.53898990

>>53898976
I can tell you exactly why this guy has to work at McDonalds. He didn't buy Chainlink.

>> No.53898994

>new gme earnings call is in 2 weeks
I can't fucking wait to see how much cash they've burned through

>> No.53898996

>>53898988
RETARD
RETARD

>> No.53898999

>>53898988
SORRY I WAS ASLEEP
QUICK TELL ME SOMETHING TO BUY

>> No.53899001
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53899001

Not buying until silicon valley looks like pic related

>> No.53899017

>>53898999
GME :)

>> No.53899019

>>53898999
Physical BOIL shares

>> No.53899020

>>53898973
As insurance against the small possibility that there isn't an economic disaster?

>> No.53899031

>>53899017
the fact that you felt the need to put a ":)" behind your post says it all

>> No.53899032

>>53898969
Does someone have the webm of the guy holding this kid doing weird tricks with her? I need it.

>> No.53899039

>>53899001
Its amazing how damaging liberal policies are and people still repeat history

>> No.53899045

full moon on 3/7, trade accordingly

>> No.53899049

>>53899001
wisdom

>> No.53899052

>>53898969
RIP in peace sweet angel

>> No.53899057

>>53899039
they rely on the stupidity of women, browns, and migrants. Just ending women's suffrage would solve a lot of problems. Every time I bring this up, people chimp out on me

>> No.53899060

does someone have the GME MOASS meme with the guy typing on the phone?

>> No.53899063

>>53899020
i didnt sell on the friday when everything got wiped right before after-hours couple weeks ago

>> No.53899064
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>>53899032
this is the best I can do bud in terms of tricks webm

>> No.53899067

>>53899039
I think what's worse is that the invaders have conditioned you to accept this is a good thing.
Detroit is an international border. As is SF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-IDfoZuQLM

>> No.53899069

WHAT THE FUCK /SMG/
YOU TOLD ME AI STOCK WAS THE FUTURE
YOU SAID BUY IT AND FORGET
I BOUGHT IT AT $30 AND NOW IT'S $20
I'M RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID I BUY AI

>> No.53899071
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>>53898988
just close your eyes and let go

>> No.53899076

>>53899045
buy or sell on full moon?

>> No.53899079

>>53899069
two (2) more weeks until we go from a chatbot to AI singularity

>> No.53899081
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>>53899069
We didn't tell you that, some AI probably did.

>> No.53899085

>>53899057
It makes you sound like /pol/ but womans suffrage changed the voting nucleus from the family unit to the individual. Its pretty reasonable to see why that's a problem

>> No.53899091

>>53899069
you have to make sure it's genuine ai, not the fake stuff. you probably bought fake ai

>> No.53899092
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>>53899064
Damnit that's not it. The dad holds the kid and hides her behind the couch and stuff. It's one of the old webms I'm missing

>> No.53899094

>>53899069
proliferation of AI means no one gets a competitive moat to prop up the stock

>> No.53899093
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WOAH LOOK AT ALL THAT GREEN. BULLS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!

>> No.53899098

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lRuXckWC_8

>> No.53899103

>>53899069
should have bought based AI

>> No.53899105

>>53899085
the best policy would be that only land owners and those with enough assets for land can vote. But in general, women aren't capable of making rational decisions. And with the decline in marriage rates, there are a lot more salty single women with a propensity to self destruct

>> No.53899107

>>53899069
Let me guess you also bought Chainlink and ICP didn't you anon, don't fucking lie to me either

>> No.53899108
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53899108

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HH7J-Sx80

>> No.53899115

>>53899092
It was the vaccine wasn't it?

>> No.53899118
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>>53899093
10Y next target 5% then we good

>> No.53899120

I’m opening up a ROTH IRA since I’m joining the military. What are the best ways to maximize my gains?

>> No.53899123
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>>53899092
sorry anon don't know what you are talking about

>> No.53899128

>>53899120
hope you joined the chair force bud

>> No.53899129

>>53899120
>What are the best ways to maximize my gains?
invest in kneepads

>> No.53899134
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>>53899120
Are you any good at trading? How's your P&L for the past, oh, 3 years?

If not, or you don't know what that is, chuck it all in a target date fund close to the year you intend to retire.

>> No.53899137

>>53899093
Why doesn't everybody just forgive the United State's national debt like Biden forgave all the student debt?

>> No.53899138

>>53899108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkeK2NB_NGE

>> No.53899139

>>53899120
jump off a 7ton with a full pack load and "destroy" your ankle. youll not only get 100% disability but youll be discharged as well.

>> No.53899141

>>53899120
Thank you for fighting the evil Putler so we can finally force gay marriage in Russia

>> No.53899144

>>53899120
VT is simple as fuck and will have you own eveything. Also can buy some VNQ since its tax free real estate income

>> No.53899149
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>>53899138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp4CR2HcHLQ

>> No.53899154
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the 5.5 boil calls i bought last week...

looks like that forward controls handguard i wanted is gonna be free.

>> No.53899164
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53899165

why isnt anyone talking about the vanguard ceo who said fuck ESG and pulled out of all that bullshit?

>> No.53899167
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>>53899141
Drag queen story hour in the Red Square would be so powerful.

>> No.53899177

>>53899128
I did actually. Going for cyber security. Scored really high on my test & I never been arrested in my life. Planning on doing this for 4-8 years. I hear the TSP is solid too. Should I just invest in both?
>>53899129
Already got that covered anon
>>53899134
I’m pretty ok with trading. I started with 4K, and saved up 60k from trading last year. I’m looking into putting everything into VOO or something extremely safe.
>>53899139
Sounds painful anon. I’m pretty fit so I don’t think I’ll do this just yet.
>>53899144
Thank you for the suggestion anon. I’ll definitely look into these.
>>53899141
Thank you anon. I’m just here to collect the benefits, the GI Bill, and max out my retirement as fast as possible.

>> No.53899183

>>53899165
I hadn't heard about that. Breddy gud to hear.

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53899188

Time for shower hour before power hour

>> No.53899190

BRAPGAS
BRAPGAS
BRAPGAS

>> No.53899196

>>53899098
Impressive. Very nice. Now post the theme song of Goldfinger.

>> No.53899198

>>53899120
>enlisting after the clot shot mandate for the gibs
Based.

>> No.53899202

>>53899177
How come the military gets access to fun toys like nuclear weapons, but I can't get to play with any recreational nuclear bombs?

>> No.53899205
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>>53899177

>> No.53899210

>>53899190
wtfwt

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>>53899115
Baggot you've been here long enough, surely you have the webm saved.

>> No.53899217

>>53899196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_w4DVgvVHs

>> No.53899218

>>53899183
https://web.archive.org/web/20230228235506/https://www.wsj.com/articles/vanguards-ceo-bucks-the-esg-orthodoxy-tim-buckley-net-zero-emissions-united-nations-initiative-nzam-f6ae910d

>> No.53899222

>>53899190
>>53899210
sorry i fomo'd in right before that

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53899234

P/C ratios finally spiking. About time bears

>> No.53899239

>>53899217
Soon I'll pour one out for the Japanese Yen.

>> No.53899240

>>53898659
>drives in a open top car
Was he retarded?

>> No.53899242
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53899242

FSLR GO FUCKING DOWN

>> No.53899249

slow downward bleed to a nlod

>> No.53899251
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53899251

>>53899240
No, just overconfident.

>> No.53899255

>>53899212
>Duality of the bog

>> No.53899266

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBB PEOPLE

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBB
PEOPLE

CRASH ALREADY YOU COWARD

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53899271

Seems important
>Today's low was 393.38

>> No.53899277

>>53899242
First Solar is considered an essential business in regards to the inflation reduction act voted into law by president Biden himself.
Trading in this stock can only legally be done at prices higher than all previous trades. The stock can only go up.

>> No.53899279

>>53898519
How's everyone doing in the Vibsession?

>> No.53899283

>>53899239
Sorry, that's a different franchise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHhzQhwiD_o

>> No.53899289

>>53899277
>even with a MASSIVE government subsidy they still cant turn a profit

pathetic really

>> No.53899298

>try to short RETA
>it skyrockets higher

>> No.53899303

>>53899271
If we go under 390 it might trigger a bear market, at least that's what I've read.
I'm hoping we bottom today for some fast SPXL calls that probably won't go through for my dumbass.

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>>53899266
https://youtu.be/ykWPyaqbebo

>> No.53899328

>>53899239
>>53899283
I feel like that was just too little.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxkMzn4et2U

>> No.53899342
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53899342

Um what? Bank Runs?

>> No.53899353

>>53899289
I was thinking of shorting this piece of shit as well.

>> No.53899352

>>53899342
Who has money in a bank?

>> No.53899357

>>53899342
No worries Biden will just wipe out their losses with an EO

>> No.53899362

>>53899303
He's saying it's basically a lock-in now. We broke support. Now we wait.

>> No.53899369

So who pissed off the satanic jews and made the line go down? I thought Hong Kong lifted the mask mandate and we were supposed to go up like 4%?

>> No.53899373

GO UP YOU PICE OF SHIT SPY!!!!

IM UP TO MY NECK IN 0DTE CALLS EXPIRING IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53899378

>>53899373
do not redeem benchodes

>> No.53899379

>>53899369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

>> No.53899381

What did the natgas companies do to be put on the naughty list?
Natgas was clean burning a year ago with natgas city buses and all that. Now it's getting banned in houses.

>> No.53899387

>>53899076
sell

>> No.53899402

>>53899076
around full moon people are more emotional, more likely to undervalue things, more likely to panic and have a sell off - they are more bearish / pessimistic about the world around full moon

>> No.53899411

I HAVE 7300 LONG SPY DELTAS AND IM FUCKING DYING HERE BUY IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BUY BUY BUY!

>> No.53899417

>>53899381
Theyre still fine. Gas stoves doesnt mean natty gas is on the bad boy list. Nat gas is still being used to power electricity and heat homes.

>> No.53899421
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>>53899154
Based BOIL buyers. $15 by April

>> No.53899422

ADXN

>> No.53899423
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>>53899369
There is a storm going on. If you know you know. If you dont know you will never know.

But I exited my S&P short this morning. China bull fud feared me out. SPY can probably still fall to 380. But im still super short on other sectors.

>> No.53899426

>>53899212
i love how the camera man doesn't give her the full zoom and scope treatment lmao

>> No.53899430

>>53899387
>>53899402
thanks anons

>> No.53899436

im tired of this treatment
i am quiet quitting the stock market

>> No.53899446
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>>53899436

>> No.53899458
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>>53899001
>those big green patches where there used to be rundown homes and factories
>now covered in beautiful green and trees
Nature is healing...

>> No.53899468

I’ve never needed a power hour so bad in all my life.

>> No.53899472

>>53899381
Wow it's almost like we are in cold war 2 with Russia and all kinds of weird Jewish shit is happening like pipelines and facilities exploding and commodity prices are being fucked with to screw russia.. do you really think they are memeing about banning stoves for your safety you stupid faggot?

>> No.53899485

So what do we buy again?

>> No.53899490

and here come the algos

>> No.53899492

>>53899468
>power hour
I'm literally losing money on puts here because of you greedy bastards making it go up every day on more and more bad news. Down 20% in one week despite SPY being several dollars lower than what I paid for it, kys.

>> No.53899507
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53899507

/smg/ is getting slower, isn't it?

>> No.53899508

i think we all know SPY is ending at 395

>> No.53899512

>>53899507
market does literally nothing for days

>> No.53899513
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53899513

I feel like a god

>> No.53899516

>>53899485
Short HIMS, buy TDOC. Why? i asked GPT after reading some prospectus.

>>53899507
Good, this isn't reddit.

>> No.53899534

>>53899458
That was my thoughts too..
>wow after you bulldoze all the shitty buildings it looks kinda nice

>> No.53899542
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53899542

Oil up, market down. HOW DO YA LIKE DEM APPLES?

>> No.53899543
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>>53899507
It's honestly pretty jarring. It's getting to a point where I don't know if I can make updates weekly anymore. There is just not that much content. I unironically could see this general actually dying.

>> No.53899551

>>53899472
Why are we fighting the russians? Shouldn't we be bombing Iran, and deporting the palestinians?

>> No.53899554

TRKA is a goin

>> No.53899557

>>53899064
The sieg heil salute is what does it for me

>> No.53899558
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53899558

All *clap* market *clap* movement *clap* occurs *clap* after *clap* hours *clap*

>> No.53899563
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53899563

You never listen.
It's still not too late.
Hold until April

>> No.53899588

CDIO bros we just keep winning

>> No.53899590

>>53899563
I'd rather hold Oats (May 2023) desu

>> No.53899591

on a side note, i filed my taxes and somehow i made money in the market. i've taken about a 2 year hiatus from active investing

>> No.53899592
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53899592

I missed the milkers pump due to increased work load FUCK I AM FURIOUS

>> No.53899594

>>53899551
Baggot I just wanted to do a welfare check on you. I saw Lori lightfoot lost her reelection bid, and you, a man of the Jewish faith, it must have been hard to stomach that.

>> No.53899599
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53899599

>>53899069
AI is the future.

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>>53899507
yes. Another flush out, a few euphoric bears and next stop 4750

>> No.53899606

GO UP YOU GOD DAMNED PEICE OF SHIT SPY!

>> No.53899613

>>53899507
things will pick back up in 2024. all of /biz/ is slowed down to a halt when it used to be the bestest board.

>> No.53899622

>>53899613
it's cyclical just like the market fastest /biz/ = tops

>> No.53899626

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGY8r4mggPw

>> No.53899627

>>53899120
SOXL is the answer

>> No.53899635
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53899635

>mfw threw funny money at ADXN yesterday and up 9% today
Sometimes the poo shills that infest these threads are ok by me

>> No.53899647

>>53899622
The posting quality is 100x better when the board is slow and the markets are bad. Whenever the jews scam pump its just a flood of retards happy because their coinbase bags are only -20% instead of -50%

>> No.53899658
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>>53899507
We're healing
We should have a biz index that defines market liquidity and greed proportional to pph

>> No.53899662

>>53899594
I don't understand, homocides went down, it's like these chicagoians are only happy when they're killing eachother.

>> No.53899665
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>>53899507
>>53899543
It's unironically a good thing because it means the majority of retail has probably escaped to defensive positions, pulled out into cash gang, or were heemed to death. We should see a proper crash soon. Though you never know it could go to 2024 before we really crash.

>> No.53899667
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53899667

Anyone else just blindly DCA into their positions and not care about dumping or crabbing?

100% in AAPL and been DCA for over a year now.
Roth IRA is 100% JEPI

>> No.53899666

>crab market general

>> No.53899671

Every fucking uptick is immediately slammed with selling.

This is not good.

>> No.53899680

>>53899563
can someone please explain the BOIL thesis to me

>> No.53899684

>>53899667
I put money in at a regular interval and also sideline cash for when there's a good buy opportunity. Gotta be careful during these crash times. DCA when it's too high and you're looking at a long time till break even.

>> No.53899685
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53899685

AXON has pumped too much
one of my favorite stocks of all time, sadly, must now be shorted.

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>>53899666

>> No.53899692
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53899692

Oh no no no no! How will cubicle cucks recover?

>> No.53899700
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53899700

Fired off 20 quid into the portfolio today. Into Alphabet. May dabble in another small investment.

>> No.53899702

>>53899599
20 years ago I thought polyphonic ringtones would be the end of humanity. I now see I was wrong

>> No.53899705
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53899705

Are you green anon?

>> No.53899712
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>>53899667
>not care about [...] or crabbing
On the contrary anon, I love crabbing. I want to have a decade of sideways markets.

>> No.53899720
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>>53899702
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=5gflh2hxq4YUj_-jeRG_0qsK3ooLqAwM6CPdpZO-6a4

You can mess with the SOXL bot it is pretty funny.

>> No.53899723

>>53899700
why am i not surprised a tripfag has an awful portfolio

>> No.53899725

It is over.

>> No.53899726

>>53899680
Natural gas went up wayyyy too much and then it went down wayyyy too much. It's almost like commodities follow a cycle or something

Also BOIL tracks American natural gas which is already like 80% cheaper than the rest of the world's and that export facility in Texas that the Russians blew up is gonna be back online so we can sell our shit again. I dunno nigger lots of things like the whiplash of shutting down production and then struggling to start it back up, hurricanes impacting production is a backup plan if you get stuck holding until summer. The real thesis is that it had no fucking business going back to 1990s prices

>> No.53899736

>>53899700
>half his portfolio is Facebook
What is actually wrong with you? Are you that desperate to lose money?

>> No.53899737

>>53899680
gambling is fun

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>>53899662
Nobody in Chicago is happy, that's why they all shoot at each other.

>> No.53899745

>>53899738
How could you be happy when you have a literal nigger goblin as your mayor?

>> No.53899748

>BBBY is pumping
You now realize the bear market hasn't even begun yet

>> No.53899751

STOP REDEEMING!

>> No.53899761

SOUR HOUR GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!

>> No.53899764

>It's going down

>> No.53899770

>>53899738
>31 blacks killed
It was black history month ffs, what the fuck is wrong with this racist society?

>> No.53899776

>>53899764
I'M YELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53899783
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let's. go. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBXBo7ZH-E

>> No.53899786

>>53899770
it's okay they were all shot by other niggers so those statistics don't matter

>> No.53899789
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>>53899776
>OOOOOOOoooOOOooo

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>>53899770
I blame white people personally

>> No.53899791

>>53899770
Artificial scarcity aka we need mo money fo dem programs.

>> No.53899792

Why are you stubborn fuckers trying to pump up overinflated shitty macro markets? This was the only outcome.

>> No.53899794

>>53899692
I wish I was Jewish enough to get into academia at Harvard
>if you workout you are healthier

Thanks science. You guys are smart as fuck

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53899799

Remember to donate to your local Mumu charity with your gains.

>> No.53899804

>>53899705
I xfered money from my checking to brokerage so yeahp

>> No.53899810

TRKA Troika Trifectas .. we are relaunching

>> No.53899818

>>53899770
just pretend they were aborted and celebrate it ez peezy

>> No.53899847

>>53899794
Just identify as transjew, they'd eat that shit up. Mazel tov so to speak.

>> No.53899849

>>53899745
Not anymore! She just lost the primaries :)

>> No.53899860

>>53899723
Don't bully GigaPort. He tripfags for a good reason (so we can counsel him on avoiding his gambling addiction).

>> No.53899864

>>53899849
im going to miss watching her tik tok videos on united states government devices

>> No.53899866

Close under the 200 and flush this pig tomorrow. UNEMPLOYMENT/JOBS TOMORROW

no bounce without capitulation, want VIX 25 before buying anything

>> No.53899878

>>53899847
Jews only let women pretend to be transjew in exchange for sex

>> No.53899890

Can someone give me an unbiased opinion on HOOD?
Can you split the bull/bear case?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvANy49Kqhw

>> No.53899893
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I bought WWE @84, I hope ol Vinny Mac gets his Saudi deal soon hopefully at ~100 bucks a share. Not missing this pump.

>> No.53899895

>>53899849
Which is a surprise because she got 90%+ of the vote in Innsmouth.

>> No.53899897

BUY BUY BUY!

>> No.53899907
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power hour lfg

>> No.53899911

>>53899897
More like "BI BI BI". Because bulls are fags.

>> No.53899931

BUY EM UP YOU GOD DAMNED BLOODY BASTARDS!

>> No.53899940

>>53899790
You will never feel this euphoric.

>> No.53899951

>>53899849
Another shit dem replaced with another shit dem, best Chicago can do is a "moderate" that won't cuck on crime.

>> No.53899962

What ever happened to the golden bull?

>> No.53899966
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53899966

Anyone here buying Veeva Systems before markets close?

>> No.53899971

>>53899962
it was always a lie

>> No.53899981

>>53899962
We had a historic 13 year bull run. It ended now the Golden Crab begins.

>> No.53899990

>>53899790
Wtf is wrong with her arm why is she hyperextending like that

>> No.53900001

>>53899931
BLOODY YOU BLOODY FUCKING BLOODY

>> No.53900002

>>53899962
it transitioned to a golden bear!

>> No.53900004
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>>53899981
No one ever listens. If you are too much of a pussy to play commodity cycles with me just dca JEPI or buy bonds

>> No.53900016
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53900016

BUY RYCEY

>> No.53900020

>>53900013
>>53900013
>>53900013

>> No.53900023

>>53900016
nah i'm off the carbs for a month or two trying to drop 10 lbs

>> No.53900027

>>53900020
Die faggot

>> No.53900029

>>53900020
Why do you keep doing this?

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>>53899790
I thought he would do one of these

>> No.53900054

>>53900029
>>53900027
Report his thread, you fucking dipshits
Instead of complaining like old women, do something about it

>> No.53900062

>>53900020
fucking faggit

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>>53899602
>next stop 4750

>> No.53900079

>>53900054
Nah

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>>53899907
pooper hour let's fucking poop

>> No.53900113

i refuse to participate in the new thread

>> No.53900117
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All my money is in Pepsi & Coke. Its over. Goodbye

>> No.53900130

>>53900117
Sorry Warren. Probably should have considered a tactical shift.

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>>53900113
Participation is mandatory, anon. Sorry I had to be the one to inform you, hope we can still be cordial :)

>> No.53900139

>>53900054
That's the jannies job not mine

>> No.53900156

>>53899966
punchable face

>> No.53900165

>>53900139
Go back you fucking newfag. Someone has to tell the jannies where the poops are. This is how it's always been.
Instead you just want to look at the poop and screech about it.

>> No.53900177

I bought puts 9 days out at a 10% projection. Up 30% on the day, how did I do?

>> No.53900189

>>53900165
Go back to where exactly?

>> No.53900256

>>53899962
>What ever happened to the golden bull?
It already happened
past tense

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oh jeez
shorting AXON might have been a mistake

>> No.53900358

>>53900189
Way to prove his point. Return to other website.

>> No.53900457

>>53900358
Price what point? Still can't tell me what website it is huh. Wonder why you guys are so obsessed with that certain website which you won't name.

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Today, I will punish early bakers by continuing to bump the old /smg/ thread until it hits the limit. Newfriends need to learn proper etiquette.

>> No.53900492

>>53900457
The alien one. Fucking hell.

>> No.53900522

>>53900457
>>>/r/eddit

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>>53900477
Hey /smg/, me again. I called you but you still won't answer. I thought we had something special?

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>>53900578
And with this post, I hit the bump limit and condemn this thread to death. RIP, thread. You had a good long life of 3 hours. May you live a beautiful life in heaven with the rest of God's angels.

>> No.53900763

>>53899895
Kek