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Are you guys ready for your Ripple XRP microchip wallet?

Literally so convenient, just scan your wrist and pay. No need to carry a wallet or anything anymore. Can no longer get robbed or forget or lose your wallet. This is the future

>> No.53869486
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>>53869481

>> No.53869494

>>53869481
All I have to do now is cut off a billionaires hand.

>> No.53869496

>>53869494
it probably wont work like that

>> No.53869632

>>53869496
i would give it a try

>> No.53869718

>>53869632
you probably also need facial recognition

>> No.53869935

>>53869718
Cut off his head

>> No.53870278

>>53869494
You mean im going to be a billionaire?!

>> No.53870308

>>53870278
No, you are just going to get your arm and head chopped off on the street now instead of the usual having your phone taken away at gunpoint

>> No.53870334

the chip will be located in your anus and you have to squat on a big dildo antenna to access device...for security

>> No.53870510

>>53869632
Not your arm, not your coins.
>>53870334
This one goes in your ass, this one goes in your mouth... wait, other way around.

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>>53869481
Based timeline, i can fuck my young wife and daughter and granddaughter at my 120th bday.

>> No.53870840

I hate the antichrist

>> No.53872493

>>53869481
Mark of the beast

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>>53869481
>It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.

>> No.53872732

>>53869481
I have a XUMM tangem card, suckers. Only goys who took the jabs would also fall for the microchip scam. Tangem card or microchip, we both finalize our transactions in 3s. Don’t be a goy.

>> No.53875237

>>53869494
Yeah but then he'll chop your hand back, Mohammed. You can't win