/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53841902
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,147.417B, 102P = 21.053B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,142.141B, 104P = 20.598B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME stakes +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

kek dumb fuck baggies

kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>53841902
WAGMI PIGGYBACK RIDE EDITION BEST EDITION!!

Your next 52-week low is in March. It will get close to single digits. Screencap this.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Time Wasting Workplace Collaborating Sensitivity Training Gender Inclusivity Workshop Seminar Holding Troons can do about it.

WAGMI

>>53841950
Fucking nigger you beat me
I wanted to be first

GODAMMITTTTT

>>53836551
>>53836551
>>53836551
Thread is already up
This one was made 7 hours ago
Stop with the splitting faggotry

Moona Soona Marchoona

maybe we should turn the stock off and on again

>>53841980
Disgusting, get these scantily clad misinformed children who grew into a woman's body still lookin to make a buck off their fuckin looks offa my screen you fuckin fake ass poster

>>53841990
But that one is a shill thread

i love the baker bros

Holy shit. Kek crypto baggies.

>>53842042
*hisses*
Zee baker is mien, anonymouz!

>>53842022
I'm trying to make a living ON her body if you know what I mean

>>53842047
Crypto may be down but not down as bad as you, baggie.

I hope I get a cool ID this thread

>>53842047
imagine coping this hard that your flat-earth tier stock is doing poorly that you have to attempt dragging down the second greatest invention to serve humanity after the internet. bitcoin will be 500k in 5 years, GME will still be $20. thats like saying youre short on campfires and cooking during the birth of the stone age.
we just entered the information age and here you are falling for fake DD when your BTC could retire you in 20 years with zero effort.
go fuck yourself baggot lmfao roaringkitty already banked off your retardation and is on to the next move. youre not smart.

>>53842068
say it ain't so

>53842076
>53842094
Cope and seethe. It wouldn’t hurt your feelings so much if you weren’t in a thread for a stock you don’t hold. I can’t believe you idiots actually accepted payment in an asset that they can rugpull.

kek crypto

>>53841902
Blessed be the Baker and I-Ching anon

>>53842130
>bitcoin
>rugpull

its clear you have no idea what youre talking about. you have no idea how btc works. you have no idea how important a decentralized peer2peer value trading system is for mankind during the information age. Bitcoin can NEVER be repeated, ever. it was a miracle it worked in the first place. i suggest you educate yourself before you need to take a mortgage to afford a single bitcoin. because it will happen. GME squeeze will not, the market makers have already made that very very clear.

why didn't you re-use the existing thread you fucking autistic fuck
>>53836551

>>53842094
>noooooo my get rich quick scheme is the one true get rich quick scheme you baggies are selfishly trying to make money while im truing to benefit humanity with my internet coins
Holy cope batman

This guy slaps your girlfriend on the ass and outlaws your imaginary internet money (crypto)

What do you do?

>>53842111
It's true I said all the nice words and deceived her into liking me so she's mine now haha
But always remember these wise words of wisdoom

IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND
IM THE FIRST IN LINE

There'll be someone else you can dupe yourself
I mean after all do any of us really know what true unconditional love feels like

KEK

>>53842187
FBI CIA AND DOJ WALK INTO A ROOM

AAAAAHHHH I CANT SEE ANYMOREEEEEEE

>>53842184
you have no idea how or why btc works, do you?

enjoy your halts baggot

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Literally On Hedgie Payroll Moderators can do about it.

WAGMI

I've never seen the shills act like normal people, they're always incredibly mad.

>>53842215
moass already happened. if you think 4 to 450 in a single week is not the true squeeze you are fucking retarded

>>53842187
government fud has been attempted since 2014. bitcoin is here to stay.

>>53841970
It won't. But if it gets anywhere near there I am buying 100 calls

>53842176
Sorry I meant to say WILL rugpull you on.

>>53842176
Holy shit, way to come unhinged ramjesh.
Did you know that a large part of the GME thesis is that they are using crypto like BTC to inflate their collateral, and that when they can no longer keep the con going, they are going to liquidate their BTC holdings, taking a fat, stinking shit on your “second greatest invention ever”?
You have been shilling our generals for a year and still haven’t figured out what is about to happen to your little “nest egg” have you?

>>53842215
Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu----

They posted this fucking garbage again
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>53842254
He’s in denial.

>>53842227
im actually empathetic and i feel bad you guys sit in this community of retards. im attempting to throw a rope to reel you in, but it never works. imagine actually thinking you're early into an opportunity waiting for the retards to flood in when youre already surrounded by retards. measure the community to determine the potential of your bags pumping. i measure GME and its always the same. jsut dumbasss baggies with zero convincing arguments that the squeeze will happen. they alwasy say" Do ur DD" and thats it. youre all just clinging to hope. wake up

>>53842249
What liquidity pool is someone going to withdraw from? Please educate me on how someone rugpulls bitcoin. fucking idiot

>>53842254
Please prove your claims. You can't. Fairy tales, you guys literally fall for fairy tales.

>>53842187
What crypto?

>>53842270
>feels bad

WAGMI

>>53842270
>im attempting to throw a rope to reel you in, but it never works.
Feel free to stop trying any time now faggot

>>53842303
not everyone is sociopathic like you

>>53842313
nah its kinda fun watching you kids grovel. on your lunch break wagie? get back to your register

>>53842229
hkd squeezed harder on 0 fundamentals and claimed as a reddit meme squeeze, shut up bitch

>>53842285
>what liquidity pool
You’re asking the wrong question. What you should be asking is when the “traditional” market which is “totally not inbred with crypto” has a catastrophic deleveraging event and has to sell all their buttcoins, who’s going to buy them?

>>53842324
enjoy your halts.

>>53842329
you actually believe GME is going to take the entire equity and derivatives market down LMFAO and antartica is an inaccesable ice wall because the govvyment doesnt want you to see that the earth is just a disc and the sky is a projector screen. this is next level narcissism you kids actually believe youre living in a truman show world.

>>53842340
Enjoy your shit fud career

>>53842254
still waiting for proof. its always the same with you retards and your "mandatory dd" which totally isnt just FAIRY TALES

>53842356
You guys live to conflate us with conspiracy theorist.

>>53842364
>robinhood laughs in the distance

Hepcats, your Fucking stock is down and BBBY is up! What are your thoughts or do you have any counters planned?

Kek it's just not happening for you Bridge and Tunnel MotherFuckers, is it? You'll never be worthy of the Fucking city, always gonna be on the wrong side of the FDR! Maybe you should try Philly, you might have a better chance there.

>>53842384
>faggot lives to shit in threads
sad life 0 envy

53842356
the market’s been due for a real crash since the 80s, 2008 was just the cankick. GME is not necessarily the cause but it is a lifeboat. Now answer my question

>>53842391
just schizos and retards. never any smart or convincing conversations here. enjoy your kumbaya circle i really hope hiding your head in the sand works out for you.
word of advice, dont talk about gme outside of the internet. you are an embarrassment. roaringkitty and his followers won years ago. you are whats called Exit Liquidity.

>>53842227
That's the secret, cap
We're all shills

>>53842414
you should probably google Quantitative easing to understand why the market is so "high". pre-2008 money yes this would be unsustainable. everything changed with QE

>>53842307
We moon in April get this garbage outta here
Ain't nobody wearing turtlenecks till AFTER MOASS <3

Sounds like someone from Wall Street decided to blow off some steam before doing mandatory overtime this weekend. Or it's some twat from Eglin Air Force Base.

>>53842449
I don't even own a turtleneck (yet)

>>53842449
your average gme holder and you people think youre early. the only ones early to a successful move are autists and very smart people. you should take this as a warning that youre too late. people like this cant grasp the concepts of monetary policy or how derivatives work. they sure pretend to, though.

>>53842482
They are very comfy

>>53842322
thats a lie, same with the crypto shilling

>we are aaaaalllll gonna make it

>>53842384
>$HOOD
>-72% ytd
Fucking kek, shoo shoo gainz goblin.

Go ahead. Keep buying your imaginary internet money. I'll just keep on DRSing my shares. You know what DRSing does? It makes a legally binding agreement that my shares are real, registered in my name and are completely mine and traceable.

53842447
Yes, I know QE was the bandaid. It also leads to rampant hyperinflation if it’s not pulled back, like precisely what we’re witnessing the early stages of
Fuck, you’re actually arguing that the market isn’t at risk of imploding at any given moment. Am I talking to an smg faggot?

Holy shit they really don’t know what’s going to happen to BTC do they? You can feel the glimmer of doubt. There is no way the same people paying you in fake internet money to lie to us, would ever lie to you? Is there? Let me guess, those same people are the ones that told you BTC is going to 500k when they wrote your contract?

>>53842605
even smg aren't delusional enough to think the market isn't teetering on a precipice

>>53842605
QE...and holding the interest rate near zero for years didn't help either. will MSM ever admit this isn't because Powell/Gensler/Yellen are stupid, it's because they're nefarious

>Slurped bedsheets under $1.50.
>Holding four digits of vidya shares in book entry.
>Not selling until they bring back the 1990s.
Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

I won't drs bc I am too based.

And it's been awhile
Since I could hold my head up high
And it's been awhile
Since I first saw you
And it's been awhile
Since I could stand on my own two feet again
And it's been awhile
Since I could call you

And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
I've stretched myself beyond my means

nothing can stop whats coming

>>53842781
Cringe BBBYtard

>>53842793

>>53842781
I love Charles Mansons epic question

I have grown weary of this game. No but seriously, I am fucking bored of this shit. Every day. Not selling, but with $50k in the game I'm not buying anymore either, I'm going to live a little until Cohen does the thing, the big thing, the thing we have all been waiting for.

The hedges have become unsightly and must be trimmed.

we've been following bitcoin a lot more closely than almost any stock, even the ones that used to be pegged to us aren't as close of a match as bitcoin is

>>53842215
Cool, leave the Frazetta tier ones for me.

>>53841709
What's wrong with Florida besides alligators and crackhead Florida Man?

>>53842649
>>53842745
>he’s stopped posting
Might have been an actual hedgie who only left when he realized that we know what’s happening despite always claiming to be schizo retards who can’t figure out how an order book works

>>53842482
Fuck your threats fuck you
You should hate me

>>53842911
checked and correct. trimmed WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. hedges must be kept small and easily managed, even uprooted if need be.

>>53842833
I know and understand you are much more than what I think you are but first I must deal with you the way I think you are even if that's only my own thinking and not you. Sneed.

>>53842839
No sense makes sense.

>>53842973
I'm convinced that the people who type out multiple angry sentences and reply to almost every single post are disgruntled hedgies. They always have the same aura of desperation and frustration that goes well beyond typical shills. It always sticks out like a sore thumb and after pointing it out they usually seem to disappear completely.

>>53843004
Okay have fun losing money

Anybody getting a hard on cause of volume?

>>53843036
The volume of GME is inversely proportional to the volume of my peepee

>>53843036
Yeah, it's definitely the volume.

>>53843036
volume, Ortex reports...even that self-reporting excel gif can get me going

>>53842485
You are so correct wow anon
You sure did teach me wow
>>53842482
16 days and counting let's see what nonexistent buck you'll break when I'm dead
Damn you and your fuckin curses
Nothing I said warranted any of this
You could be a whole lot nicer about it but noooo
Oopsy sorry honey I just relegated you to a terrible fate
But I love you! That's why I was standing next to you without saying anything


I am so fucking retarded. I should just stop caring
I feel bad for you but who the fuck am I to tell you what to do big girl
You guys are the boss of everything and everyone
Fucking tyrants

fuck u pay me... cunts

fucking glowies

Ah yes low volume, retail finally not falling for this scam anymore and not buying, but hey that’s bullish right? Kek the delusions never stop. Next you’re gonna tell me -70 % is bullish? Having 0 money is bullish? Roping is bullish? Please go ahead add to that “infinity pool”

test

>>53843015
I actually just think they’re Eastern European or Malaysian shills paid in crypto. They only ever get this angry when someone keks crypto baggies.

Someone let jD+V5/v9 off his meds again

>>53843036

>>53843147
You mean to tell me 3rd worlders are making more money to shit on you than you are holding GameStop? I like this timeline

>Only 1.63M volume
Man, this stock is as dry as women's pussy when you break out the Yugioh cards.

>>53843174
You're supposed to nut in her then get out the gundam kits

>>53843174
Or as dry as Ken Griffin's ex wife's pussy when he breaks out the bedpost

>>53843214
did kenneth ever remarry or is he just by himself after the bedpost thing

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11b1ccv/the_ultimate_dip_133_shares_for_zero_dollars_its/
The fuck is this

Is flat theory back on the menu?

>>53843036
For me, it'a the fractals.

>>53843299
This gets asked at the same time every day for the past week. It never left the menu.

WHERE IS MY MONEY LEBOWSKI?

>>53843338

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53843264
Just a glitch. Nothing to see here.

>>53843264
>the_ultimate_dip_
>tfw you took a wrong turn to Flavortown

>>53843341
THE MONEY LEBOWSKI OR WE CUT OF YOUR JOHNSON!

>>53843341

>>53843027
>He actually believes the company put together a world class team of restructuring experts to dilute their own equity 800% in a death spiral that still leaves the company delisted and bankrupt.
>He actually listened to the media.
>His shilldar doesn't work.
>He can't identify a buy signal or a bottom.
>He probably holds his vidya shares in a brokerage account.
Total paranoia is just total awareness.

>1 Yil ago

Kek

Who the fuck keeps deleting replies?

>>53843478
they call themselves jannies

>>53842166
Checked. It's been a year since that Pluto return reading.

>>53843147
Don’t forget the ones that say jajajaja. Prob Brazil

Why did we dump baggie bros?

>>53841902
stupid dumbfuck baggots

>>53843678
stupid dumbfuck crypto baggot

>>53843709
coping GME baggot

>>53843721
angry crypto baggot

>>53843709
>>53843727
Based GME chad
>>53843678
>>53843721
Seething pajeet

>They're spiking volume at the end to keep it about 2mil (500k pre-split). This is where true flatness resides.

I've been drowning in pussy ever since I stopped wearing deodorant. I don't know what it is. I'm also on day 272 no fap. Natural pheromones most likely.
The finest married woman with the fatest ass has been riding my cock nonstop. She's offered to cover my expenses, but i don't know, that's just asking to get caught.

>>53843174
Sounds like she's not into yugioh cards, maybe find a girl that can enjoy anything or a hobby you can share or you can learn to just not care

Simple as

What was the total volume at close, I missed it while driving home.

>>53842781
Aaaaaand the Boom Roths outed Gabe~

>>53843804
2.06 million

DO SOMETHING CYAN ROHEN!

>>53843911
His antics are becoming loose

MOASS Monday

checkem

>>53843902
They revised it up 200k.
Captcha: JOONN

>>53843798
>maybe find a girl that can enjoy anything or a hobby you can share
In my experience, girls who share my hobbies get swept up in the left wing brainwashing and wind up as either man-hating blue hairs or somewhere on the 'rainbow spectrum'. Tom-boys are transitioning at disproportionate rates too. We're living through a combined tom-boy and nerd-girl genocide.

>>53842187
>>53842299
>What do you do?
engage in a higher level jew-jitsu than you can fathom, goy.

>>53843922
And magenta

o gary gensler what horrors have you unleashed

Is this the single most crabby day we ever had?

I want to be rich now please

>>53844059
it's been 2 years...... I am also wanting the riches which were promised

>>53844056
there was that one day where it plateue'd like it was a penny stock around lunch. I remember the chart but not the date

>>53844073
Ken Griffin is going to receive a monumental karmic dick kicking for making us wait this long

>>53844073
There are no promises in life son. Except salvation if you accept the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ our lord who dies for our sins.

>>53843970
Jesus Christ what has this world come to

>>53844099
can we all line up to kick him? I'll donate a few dollars post MoAss to the "Kick Griffin in the balls while tied to a seatless chair foundation"

>>53844105
fuck off christ fag

>>53844073
MOASS was never about the money frend. But about the frends we made along the way. That was the real MOASS

>>53844136
I prefer the fronds we met along the way

>>53844125
Which books did the Nazis burn, specifically? Once you know that, you will understand.

>>53844177
I HATE THE PARASITES!!!

>>53843804
2,242,092, but it's different to what it initially ended at. Probably because a fairly large amount of the day's volume was in the last 3 minutes.

So cocaine bear day was a nothingburger? Not only does ryan take no action to stop shorts he literally tweets stupid garbage tweets with zero substance. Why did ryan lecture about work when he clearly doesnt do any work? Is our chairman retarded or a scammer?

>>53844215
>Probably because a fairly large amount of the day's volume was in the last 3 minutes.
Doesn't that always happen with GME? Does that happen with other stocks?

>>53844238
>Does that happen with other stocks?
It does but in those cases it's usually a result of high institutional or insider ownership throttling liquidity. In GME's case it's possibly an effort to dump shorts on the market, or possibly other chicanery.

>>53844263
>It does but in those cases it's usually a result of high institutional or insider ownership throttling liquidity. In GME's case it's possibly an effort to dump shorts on the market, or possibly other chicanery.
Wouldn't "high ownership throttling liquidity" also imply that GME DRS is having an impact on this?

>>53844274
And that of the free float, institutional holders and the theorized rehypothecated shares that no one is selling.

>>53842356
yes

>>53842356
Some of my GME shares come from money earned in the space industry.

>>53844291
Holy fucking shit I bet there is a 90% chance that wasn't a LARP

Why aren't we receiving any texts from Ryan Chobani? Has he moved on?

>>53844424
*tweets
WTF was that GMEdd interview all about lmao? I thought the work was done?

>>53844390
The price then went up another 5% on the day lmao.

>>53844439
I guess his work was fucking over household investors? You must say he did a fine job of that.

>>53844291
>Does exactly all of those things and cheats his way to the top
>Puts all the blame on autists who buy a video game store stock because he thinks he deserves to win
Are Wall Street parasites seriously this unaware?

>>53844291
I fully believe that it's a hedgie or affiliate letting loose on an anonymous forum. This may be the only place he can say these sort of things unfiltered

>>53844493
there have been some extremely unhinged individuals who visit us from time to time

BBBY chads fucking OWNED us today! :(((((

>>53844492
yo is this the Alolan Pepe?

Bros please. One more hit of copium to get me through march

I can't wait for the day when all of the Wall Street goons get laid off en masse. The parasites have gotten way too full of themselves, thinking the deserves everything for doing nothing.

>>53844543
Do you think if we cut cocaine with Intvermicin we could get rid of them?

>>53844526
>clearly apu
>filename says apu
>yo is this pepe?
NGMI

>>53843651
Si we can DRS and buy faster , it obvious anon! Geez

Islamic finance
> They don't know
Ngmi

>>53844539
MOASS is unironically happening in the next 2 weeks

>>53844554
made me audibly kek, bless you anon

Stock market crash soon

>>53844665
Oooh one out you loser. Loser in life, loser on an anonymous image board. Sad.

>>53843623
I remember the Pluto return stuff but I must've missed these posts, anything really happen or nah?

>>53844665
almost devlish

>>53844665
Almost, I will think is an omen regardless

>>53844509
wrote this as a line-by-line response a hedgie shill post from a few days back, it's where the kenny cuck cage came from; psycho hedgie posted the original. jannies wouldn't let me post the text nor the kenny edit that night. they're unhinged.

>>53844665
>>53844698
2 gets off by -1

I take this to mean we're on the brink of it.

hey guys how can you close countless short positions between $1-20 if we have traded between 80 and 200 the last year?

anyone able to help me out ive been fucking up all night again thinking abou tthis

>>53844753
Don't ask Ken Griffin, that's for sure

>>53844753
We've had Hedgie's Jump and hedgie's with guns to the head. We're close fren.

HEDGIE HEDGIE GET ON LEDGIE
TUMBLE, FLIP FROM THE EDGIE

>>53843902
>>53844215
>Yahoo Historical Data for GME shows closing volume at 2.06 million
>mfw the all time low is 2.03 million
>mfw moar and moar DRS shares are snug and smug is CS:GO
It didn't have to be this way.
Why do you make me do this to you Kenny? Why can't you let my people go?
Why do you persecute us so?

This was a really tough week. Kinda getting cynical about whether anything will happen with this.

But whatever, it’s the weekend. Gonna order some McDonald’s on grubhub and fire up my ps3. Stay zen, apes. We are winning.

I'm still expecting at least 10k a share. Anything less is an insult.

Has low volume ever even correlated with anything? has high rrp ever even correlated wit h anything? has spy dumping ever even correlated with anything other than gme dumping? no? weir because the baggies slurp this hype up. Its almost like when you completely lack all positives you have to turn the bad things into good things

>53844881
I’m expecting what is mathematically ensured.

>>53844869
I actually think the despair is a good thing. When we think good things are happening and the opposite happens it means the hedgies are burning through capital to make it happen. It is the eternal crab that I fear most.

>>53844901
What is that?

>>53844914
Infinity.

>>53844927
15 year old goyim with 200 dollars in shares expecting "infinity" dollars is the biggest fud there is. I really didnt even know they made niggers this dumb desu.

>>53844909
Imagine the hedgie despair right now

>>53844869
I picked up cooking as a hobby at the start of this and I'm actually getting pretty good at it.

>>53844947
Yeah i mean RC def made sure to give you all the time in the world KEK

>53844940
Who is being fudded by believing in math? Your employers?

>>53844869
Go to the gym fatty

FUCCK YOU RYAN CHOEN MR BASTERD GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK WHERE IS THE MONEY DO SOMETHING

>>53844983
Uh yeah ken griffin, my employer, def knows its going to infinity, and instead of just buying hmm 1 share personally and having infinity dollars, even if citadel declares bankruptcy, is insteada hiring south east asians to argue with 15 year old 70 iq niggers like yourself, yes now i know just how stupid baggies are thank you

>>53844850
Here's hoping that they land on a worthless faggot jannie.

When you think about it even with the slightest amount of common sense. It makes absolutely no sense that post dividend split we're trading around $80. Unless they used those shares from the divvy to sell to retail.
Why were constantly trading at $180 and then suddenly trading at $80 AFTER a dividend stock split.
It makes no sense.

So is RC trying to squuze the shorts by making them all pile into gme until its worth 5 cents then doing something so insane to where they have to exit because its now worth 70 cents? boy i cant wait

>>53845011
>profit from trading information attained from his position on the inside of am affected party.
Seems kind of scummy, wonder why there's no laws about insider trading in the US.

>>53845028
Its almost as giving HF's 4x the shares to work with was a stupid thing? its almost like these "shills" tried to tell you. its almost like youve been bleeding money ever since that heckin epic split kek baggies will just never come to their senses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5_YjUaSuZI
>If the short squeeze happens the stock could go to infinity
Let's test it then. If infinity is possible, then I would hold for infinity.

>>53845048
Well when you make "infinity" dollars off of it im sure you can pay the right people off. Oh yeah and ken totally doesnt do that already, nope, even though you all call him corrupt everyday as you cry it from the mountain tops. So what is it hes the devil incarnate or hes concerned about "insider trading"? lmfao baggie cmon So this man will cellar box companies but wont "insider trade"? BAGGIE PLS MAKE SOME SORT OF SENSE IM BEGGING YOU

>>53845028
It does seem like the split dividend had the (unintended?) effect of providing a safety valve for the FTDs since the typical cycles and runups all stopped. The explanation is that the DTCC had brokers process it as a regular split, and maybe that's what happened. But it seems weird to me that brokers would take on the short positions themselves, which is what processing a split dividend as a forward split would amount to. I wonder if just the increased liquidity had any effect. It's frustrating, but I wouldn't still be holding if I doubted that Cohen didn't intend to help shorts.

>>53845068
The right parties there have the legal authority to seize that money, what's the point of taking a smaller bribe than what you can just take?

you guys remember thomas?

someone should click the link and see whos losing all their money

protip: its not retail

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11aqay4/psa_shill_shops_are_real_a_major_one_got_exposed/
Oh no no, israel sister not like this...

>>53845095
>if I doubted that Cohen didn't intend to help shorts.
whether he intended to or not doesnt really matter. Im sure you "intended" to become an infinityaire but ME cohen played one wrong move (probably on purpose, his life was probably threatened) and now his main role is to string baggies along. better luck next time baggie and thanks for playing. You gotta admit for how much hate ken gets you think people would hate the man that gave him the way out

>>53844999
Can’t afford the gym

>>53845117
You cant seize an infinite amount of dollars it would take an infinite amount of time even if it was digital kek i think you niggers really dont understand what infinity even means

>>53845028
Dividend split? Wasn’t it just a regular split?

Crypto baggies slowly coming to the realization that they are fucked

>>53845153
As far as insitutions are concerned it was a regular split kek THANK YOU MR COHEN hahah fucking kike

>>53845146
So they seize the accounts it's in.

Shills sure do sound like they're trying to negotiate.

>>53845175
Its in infiinite accounts in infinite banks in infinite denominations. Or he puts half of his infinity (still infinity) into monero or literally all cryptos. stupid baggie

It’s literally the same faggot everyday. He lives in here.

>>53845184
Yessir heres my deal. You guys buy all the gamestop you can, convince all the retards like your parents to buy more too. DRS it. keep holding. Ill stand by and shit on you the whole time. You tongue my anus. Sound like a deal?

>>53845135
Yeah but you can afford 30% goytax on mcdelivery right? Yngmi no matter how many digits moass gets you.

>>53845188
Right, the DoJ has never seized crypto and there's infinite banks out there.

>>53845200
shitting is really the only thing you people think about

Uh who has more reason to hire shill farms? HF"s worth billions short gamestop whose price has gone down 60% in a year, and if you claim that was because of shills then you must be retarded, or Gamestop who was extremely overvalues and needed to convince nigger jimmy that they should put their stocks in an illiquid brokerage because this shit is going to infinity so that RC can continue to dump on you niggers? gee i cant figure it out but all that DD with its glowy titles really seemed fishy how none of it came to fruition unless I missed the one that said youll be here in 2 years with the price down 60% kekekekekekek

You will lose all of your money and there is nothing you can do to stop it

>>53845208
>there's infinite banks out there.
Theres finite banks out there. You just proved to me you dont know what infinite even means retard. holy shit how do you manage to even feed yourself. lol jk we all know its your mom

lol something tells me he has to be here

>>53845208
This is who you hold with. This is the person telling you its all gonna be ok. This is the type of goyim propping this scam up and being led around by mr cohen. Do you see where you went wrong?

>You will lose all of your money and there is nothing you can do to stop it

>>53845252
>Its in infiinite accounts in infinite banks
Out of curiosity do you know how fractions work? Specifically the relationship between the denominator and the result? You seem rather familiar.

Oh wow he’s big mad. Makes you wonder why any of what he’s saying matters if he’s right that we’re a bunch of retards who can’t get anything correct

>>53845166
Yeah. But you have to eat. And why do you have to be so mean about it? I’m just trying to have a decent night for once.

>>53845277
>what he’s saying matters if he’s right that we’re a bunch of retards who can’t get anything correct
You cant get anything correct thats why im telling you to keep doing what youre doing. Im not here to help you. Im not sure why you think people going against what you think are trying to help you. Let me put it this way. When becky and her friends in middle school bullied the shit out of you they were doing it because its amusing. This amuses me to see you all squirm and try to make up answers and question your reality of being infinityaires. I feel like i have to take this opportunity to shit on this kind of stupidity because im not sure ill see something this stupid in my life ever again. I mean in a few years when im telling people about this group of schizos online about people even dumber than Q, people who tought theyd have infinity dollars, im scared the wont believe me. Im actually screenshotting these. I want as much content as I can so I can make a video on it. Please PLEASE keep buying

>>53845095
The problem is that it's the DTCC who lied. If a broker stands up and points out the DTCC lied, which means the DTCC is CAPABLE of lying to save its member institutions, the entire system shortsqueezes at once, not just GME. It's financial terrorism with everyone in the country as a hostage.

Like i feel in this world people cant really theorize just how stupid other people are. I dont think anything can help illustrate that point better than seeing you mongoloids chat between eachother about how this emoji or that emoji means youre gonna have infinite money. This chatroom in itself the best case against democracy i have ever seen. You people should be facing a wall and yet youre living easy lives. What a world! its almost a beautiful thing. Our society can handle hordes of people as stupid as you. Its a fucking amazing thing to see

>>53845320
you are hilarious

>Hedge fund employee getting this worked up over a video game store stock
>Typing out paragraphs that no one will read

>>53845153
No, it was a share dividend. The DTCC lied to brokers to avoid running out of shares to give them.

>>53845356
It’s similar to why trump couldn’t just expose the whole corrupt system while he was president. The public isn’t ready to have their mind blown like that. It’s be total chaos. You gotta drip-drip to redpill the normies. I feel like RC knows this and has to be careful how quickly he moves.

>>53845377
What's the bet he's the lispy fellow from Texas?

>there are baggie bros that aren't comfy womfy
Ngmi

>>53845397
I think that guy got fired.

Guys i really didn't mean to demoralize you, i mean the you should be used to it after all the price action. If you could all just go back to your retarded fantasies that would give me a lot more content.

>>53845450
His replacement doesn't fly so good then.

>>53845453
You ignored my last question.

Shorts never closed because shorts can't close. It really is that simple.

>20pbtid

>>53845453
From your typing, you have an extremely low self-esteem. I hope you do make it, so that you can find joy in life.

>>53845388
>The public isn’t ready to have their mind blown like that. It’s be total chaos. You gotta drip-drip to redpill the normies.
Bullshit. This drip-drip nonsense doesn't apply to BLM or other dumb shit. Why would it magically apply here?

>>53845469
Im really not here to try to answer questions because you retards are above learning. Im just here to shit on you with questions that point out how retarded you are. If we are concerned about answering questions I think the main one this thread should be concerned with is this: We've been good goyim and DRS's and bought plastic shit from gamestop yet our stock is down 60%... why is that? Why is Ryan doing nothing but shitposting? Those would be good questions to start with but what do I know im just here to watch you guys work through these so please, begin

looking good

>>53845525
Right, so you are the retard with 45 posts from a few days ago. Got it.

>53845525
The only concern in this thread is yours for anons' finances, ser

>>53845537
>a few days ago
He's been 45pbtiding for over a fucking year.

>>53845525


>>53845214
^

>>53845214
There's a reason Israel and India get along. One produces, the other fixates.

>21pbtid
>not a single image posted
>he's been doing this for over a year
>mfw shills can lurk for over a year and still glow brighter than the sun

friendly reminder that you've checked the ticker every day for 2 years for nothing

>>53845545
>The only concern in this thread is yours for anons' finances,
If i was concerned for your finances i would say something like maybe you shouldnt keep buying gamestop but Im here to encourage you to buy gamestop DRS and get shit on by people with IQ above 100. Why would anyone be concerned with people as stupid as baggies. You should be encouraged to make bad decisions so you can be wiped from the gene pool which is what i think fuhrer cohen is doing (based). Although we all know no one in here buying gamestop was gonna make it into that gene pool KEK

>>53845595
You're right, only 13F filings mattered.

Heres another good question. Why would anyone hire shills when there is nothing anyone can say that is more demoralizing than being down 60% in a year and seeing your chairman shitpost on you baggots? You cant buy that kind of demoralizing. Its a thing of beauty. Like what could I even say if i wanted to scare you? youre gonna lose all your money? everyone here has already accepted that fact. all that is left to do is torment along the way. Can i get a KEK BAGGOTS?

>53845598
>Why would anyone be concerned with people as stupid as baggies. [sic]

Why would anyone not concerned with people in this thread spend over three hours typing out over 20 posts, many of which were TL;DR, including responding to people that don't directly quote their post? I genuinely hope you're a shill because the alternative, that you choose to do this for free, is somehow even more pathetic.

>>53845631
>Why would anyone hire shills who can't even perform elementary level mathematics?
Better question.

>>53845631
Yeah well the jerk store called, they’re running outta you

>>53845587
havent laughed this much in a bit ahaha

>>53845640
>that you choose to do this for free
Of course. Shitting on some of the biggest retards on one screen while my wow raid fills up on the other is peak comfy. I guess i just have a low disgust threshold and dead end virgin schizos like yourselves really set me off and I kind of get off on just mentally abusing you baggots over your subconscious will to destroy any chances of procreating because even if you dont accept it deep down you know you shouldnt be in this society, This subconscious death drive is what im trying to poke at. Kek baggots

>>53845631
post a picture you stupid fuck

Shit like this is always a surefire way to boost morale. It feels good knowing the video game store stock agitates people this much.

>>53845669
What do you want to see baggot?

>>53845666
>while my wow raid fills up
Well you've confirmed you're a retard and a turd worlder, why is getting paid for it that you draw the line?

day 999 of ryan choen broken promises scammed by DFV diablo 3 auction house vaporware garbage faggot from immutablie

>>53845631
shill-sama

GME will win because
they have faith and they're doing the right thing
it's as simple as that, I'm sorry it doesn't connect with your past experience and financial reasoning and genuine logic. I'm sorry that society was set up in a way that you were goal oriented and result-oriented instead of caring for the process because that's all we do. Make money, buy more shares till the float is locked. Ryan isn't special, he just works hard till he gets to where needs to be gotten to. You know that feeling though
It's just being an underdog isn't in your favour
Everyone here will agree it actually sucks because it's not a favorable position. But when it's good vs evil, they'll work around anything because to be Good is to be Loving and that means protecting and working hard for the ones you love. My words may have no effect on you, friend, but the truth is the truth and nothing you do can change that.

WAGMI

>>53845698
>ME will win because
>they have faith and they're doing the right thing
Um let me introduce you to this small political movement called the nazis that disproves your point

>53845666
>while my wow raid fills up on the other
>playing wow past 2007
Yup, even more pathetic than a street-shitting rupee redeeming shill. May God have mercy on your soul

>53845707
Tbh Tyfys. Im sure you make it easier for the weak to hold.

>>53845683
lets see your rarest pepe

>>53845707
>knows nothing about the Nazis
ohhhh you're illiterate
shoulda said that in the first place
>picrel

Wagmi check?

>>53845712
Lol he probably plays on the Everlook vanilla private server that's probably all his 13 year old laptop can handle

>>53845727
sorry bud i dont keep pepes i have gifs and wallpapers on this computer

>>53845739
WAGMI in daaa houussseee!!

>>53845520
You don’t think the commies and deep state have drip-dipped their satanism into culture over the years? Wake up!

>>53845742
vanilla was fun though, I feel like my hobbies are being attacked

>Hedgie doesn't have pictures to post because he's doing overtime on his work computer
When's your next coke break?

>>53845745
>>53845745
>>53845745

>>53845745
Work computer? The way you say it implies you have more than one.

>>53845771
In about 2 hours but with how much attention im getting i may skp it all together. Tihs thread has netted me 60 ruppees already

It's going to get interesting if we get to say 90% of the float locked and then real FOMO begins as people don't wanna get locked out.

It's quite impressive how much we've locked already when you take into account the below (picrel)....

https://www.nngroup.com/articles/participation-inequality/

2006 mind, numbers may have gone up since then.

Mo'ass is inevitable.

>>53845775

>>53845781
>implying he doesn't "have" dozens of "computers"

>>53845781
To be fair I have like four computers and the phone I’m currently posting from. But I also have quick access to all of them and could easily post an image if asked, because I’m not in an office physically separated from one or two of them. Unlike SOME of us in this thread

>>53845816

>>53845811
I want MOASS on my face

>>53845754
Roger doger, anon. My wife just shit her pants lmao

>>53845832
Nah im not gonna go thriu the work to dig up a pepe from my laptop and email it over to myself for a bunch of people i consider subhumans. I could have just googled one but although you are subhumans it would be subhuman of myself to be disingenuous

>>53845794
hey one of you gave a good naan recipe, you got something zesty too share

>>53845847
that's great to hear anon, glad she has regular bowel movements. It's my most prized melon meme
enjoy <3

Let's make a secret society, post moass, and kill all the normies

Ok my wife is waiting for me in the bed but you baggots really better bring your A game tomorrow. I want the appearance that some of you atleast are above mongoloid tier so i can get a decent interview going. Have a good night and try not to stress too much about some of the heaviest bags ive seen in my life over the weekend. Kek baggots

>>53845805
The ratio holds steady today. It's why (((narrative)))-contradicting generals on 4chan draw so much aggro. Staying on the front page maximizes the amount of lurkers exposed.

>53845848
>he thinks the only way to transfer files between computers is to send them through the internet tubes
Let me guess, your corporate issued shitbox doesn’t let you connect USB devices

>>53845875
We both know you're going to pop up in the next thread.

>>53845816
That’s fuckin hilarious you definitely do not glow at all

This needs a watamelon edit.

>>53836551
>>53836551
>>53836551
Threaded

>53846110
>53846110
>53846110
Sneeded

>>53846120
>>53846120
>>53846120
Threaded.

>>53844695
It was mostly the usual that week.

Oh my god, so many baked breads. How ever will I realise which one isn't false.