/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53830703
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,113.849B, 100P = 21.13849B per
Thursday RRP: 2,147.417B, 102P = 21.053B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME stakes +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>53830703
>>53830702
KEK BAGGIES

>>53830703
tell me something to hype me up

one of these days some of you are going to realize that you've been tricked

>>53830735

any insider willing to spill the beans? anons will make you feel special for little bit of time

one of these days all of you are going to realize that you've made it

>>53830752
Yeah, I really hate coins with 300 trillion market cap that can be printed freely by the master node

>>53830744
it's a marathon, not a sprint, sorry

>>53830735
actually pretty funny

>>53830752
You're right, but if anyone at Eglin tries to buy GME, they'll get deployed to Ukraine and have an "accident" after selling it.

>>53830755
>>53830775
shit its actually the national crisis text line

>>53830793
That's even funnier.

>>53830768
Ryan Cohen's dog here.
GMERICA goes live in 2023 Q4
Also Ryan Cohen puts peanut butter on his butt hole and makes me lick it off

MOASS tomorrow

Checkem

HepCats, we're gonna Fucking DESTROY your Fucking stock just like Rubinstein got absolutely Fucking Destroyed by the Budapest Gambit!

wagmi on the cusp of societal collapse

>>53830857
You dropped these king

>>53830541
>>53830596
>>53830629
>>53830635
>send emoji of rocketship to friend
>go to jail for attempted stock market manipulation

>>53830866
checked

>>53830735
>>53830793
That's amazing.

>>53830884
Check it out, I'm breaking the law

>>53830884
they're going to rugpull the internet

>>53830910
>started hoarding porn

oh yeah, time to trade porn for food

Lads, let's get stuck in.

https://www.urvin.finance/advocacy-issues/comment-letters

>>53830904
are bucks illegal or is just moon emojis and rockethips?

>>53830884
Such is life in the Land of the Free™.

Can anyone reasonably answer this question......

If RC believed in a potential increase in the share price short term, why would he offer senior staff shares in GME as part of their new employee package?

I just ordered a pizza. This was foretold in the GME prophecy as a sign of victory. This means GME is winning and will win as long as I get my pie on time

>>53831023
I'm pretty sure most companies offer shares to their executives

>>53831023
>If RC believed in a potential increase in the share price short term, why would he offer senior staff shares in GME as part of their new employee package?
That was literally the Amazon model for 20 years and it made a lot of programmers really rich.

This kike can suck a dick.

>>53830541
>>53830894
>>53830904
>>53831100
>>53830884

>>53830884
We live in a world of comedy

>CosocWp9
Fuck off bvttfag

>>53831112
the world can't be a tragedy because it is already a comedy

>>53831125
God is the greatest joker

I'll DRS until CSgo shuts off the buy button.

Kek dumbfuck stupid fucks
Under $20 again tomorrow
$80 presplit 2.5 years later
Nice drs count
Nice marketplace
Nice t-shirts
Nice chairman

Hahahahahaha

Dumb fucks!

>>53831193
> back to 20 fast, right?
Isn't that what you said 2 years ago?
> Shills now claiming it's been 2.5 years when the first squeeze was 2 years and 29 days ago. 29 days now equals 6 months.

So 2900 dead, equals 6 million? I can be nice, American Red Cross said 200,000 died.

My digits are the percent chance of MOASS tomorrow

>>53831244
>5381244% chance of MOASS tomorrow
Seems kind of low, but digits are digits

>>53831244
so you're saying there's a chance

>>53831193
2.5 years ago gamercoin was at nine dollars pre slit, that's when I first bought. That's pretty decent brother I hope you enjoy the rest of your time in this thread

>>53831193
whats your point

>>53831044
enjoy your pizza

The price has been trading in such a narrow range for so long it almost feels like SHF are waiting, too. Kek

>>53831113
Nice

>>53830703
that art takes me back to an old piece I'd forgotten was in my collection
sauce: https://twitter.com/_sa_220/status/1221365574166446080
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/79130131

>>53831336
I dont like ur eel

Last two digits are tomorrows closing price

>>53831347
Thanks m8, pizza showed up 8 minutes early. This means we WAGMI tomorrow rocketship line graph bag with money symbol on it

>>53831417
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>53831417
pls no

>>53831417
>17 million

Kek, does anybody remember the time when

They think they can take my rocket?

This is financial advice.

Test

>>53831510

MY digits are tomorrows closing price, ignore this jew:
>>53831417

>>53831416
why not?

>>53831528
DELETE THIS ASAP OR THE SEC WILL SWAT YOUR HOUSE AND SHOOT YOUR DOG FINANCIALLY SPEAKING!!

>>53831534
Call me a shill but 17 is a lot more likely, buster.

APES DEMAND DFV ANSWER FOR HIS CRIMES!

>>53831593
I demand your mother be my wife, son.

HEY SEC GET A LOAD OF THIS

>53831593
>apes
Please kys.

>>53831438
>not disclosing the toppings
sad!

>>53831483
Kek, yeah

>>53831665
buying $APU

Heard through the grapevines what the CNBC Larry Cheng interview was about. WAGMI
>t. works at another financial news outlet

For me it’s being a baggy.
Waking up, checking superstonk. Seeing there’s no top posts with any substance, rolling over, then checking /bbby, again no posts of substance.

Checking the price of both stocks. Then rolling over to /biz. I check the threads. I get kekked for being a baggy.
I go to work.
Repeat

>>53831696
Gamestop. It was Gamestop wasn't it?

>>53831696
Spill the beans you larping homosexual

>>53831743
the interview was about baked beans dominating dow futures.

>>53831540
Y do you keep unsettling animals in your computer

>DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

>>53831696
Fabricated and homosexual

>>53831696
I want to habeeb.

>>53831802
delet this

I'M FUCKING COMFY BROS. WAGMI!!! DIAMOND HANDS AND DRS

>>53831697
Enjoy it while u can before u make it tomorrow

I'm not selling until they bring back the 30s. Hell, looks like that's where we're headed regardless of GME.

>Default reddit app still can't handle playing fucking videos
>They're gonna IPO soon

>>53831243
You're literally at $20. So yes back to $20 fast stupid fuck baggit
Red every day
Nice drs stupid fuck

Straight from the cringe mines. Some decent hopium but I’ve always thought GMERICA was a terrible name. How the fuck do you pronounce it? They might as well name it gmebola with that shitty ass name.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11aamj7/op_of_gmerica_live_application_post_has_been/

>>53831904
It is the nature of reality for occurrences to repeat

>>53831904
Do you think Kenny G and Jim Carrey have ever been together at the same time at Epstein's? I mean I know they rape 9 year old laotian boys, but do you think they've ever london bridged together spit roasting a 9 year old laotian boy just high fiving each other in the moment? You know I wondered why Ken would beat his wife with a bedpost since she's some decent slampig ass, but finally knowing that Ken loves 9 year old laotian boy massages at Epstein's I can understand why.

>>53831946
GEE-MARE-KA

>>53831946
Looks like it's the final 2 weeks

>>53831975
Do you think Ken will be able to have his fill of 9 year old Laotian boys before then

>>53831959
>Kenny's face when he goes short on some young assets

I just installed a 100w solar panel on my RV. You can take down the power grid Russia, I can still shitpost just fine.

>>53831809
damn it! second miss!

>>53831946
>I’ve always thought GMERICA was a terrible name. How the fuck do you pronounce it?
This, a hundred times.

>>53831989
>kenny's face moments before he goes long inside laotian boy throats

>>53831975
*3

53826215
I KNOW this is a larp.
I KNOW.
But i still love knowing there are enough people sour about this that someone would take the time to write this out.
As any grown gamer does, i measure my entertainment in terms of price/hours.
What I spent on my few GameStop shares has paid me back in sheer entertainment so hard that I would never EVER sell my shares.
I sold a copy of Baldur's Gate II to gamestop a decade ago, and I will NEVER make that mistake again.
You can pry my shares from my great great grandkids cold dead hands.
Bitch.

HTTPS://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/financial-information/sec-filings/bankruptcy-filing-feb-2023

>>53832024
https://nypost.com/2023/02/23/billionaire-financier-thomas-h-lee-found-dead-of-self-inflicted-gunshot-wound-in-nyc-office-sources/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_H._Lee_(businessman)
Hmmm

>>53831787
better than waifus

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53831113 31113
Nice new one.

>>53831375
Nice.

>>53831665
Madman!

>>53830703
kek STUPID baggots

>>53832047
another dead jew
how sad

>>53832047
>I- I can't close! BANG

maybe he shouldn't have gambled other peoples' money?

The first T rated game I ever played was on the Nintendo Wii and I had to play it at Dad's house.

Billionaire Thomas Lee shoots himself in the mouth

>>53832047
So this is one of the men responsible for the destruction of hundreds of small towns.

>>53832082
He was 78 and had terminal cancer.

>>53832112
there is no proof that he had cancer

>>53832123
I’m a friend of his family.

>>53832130
I'm his wife

>>53832112
I only recognize reality when is supports my views

>>53831946
someone needs to make a GMEricka song and put it on SuperStonk

>>53832111
Lee is a nigger

GEE..MERICA!

>>53830910
Oh no I guess I won't be able to sell my shares then.

>>53832185
Alot of people dont realize that they need our shares.

>>53832111
checked
does that mean
>hey bank I'd like a loan
>but you don't have anything as collateral
>but I'll buy this business and then I'll have collateral
???
Is the only benefit the bank would get the business if he fails? If he fails the business would be worth shit? Why wouldn't the bank just buy it themselves?

>>53832202
>Closing shorts means buying back shares
Kek Kenny must have never had to do this before so he might not know how it works

>>53832047
oh my

>>53832047
>we've got people within the clinton circle "committing suicide" now
>we're genuinely chipping away at the establishment
>all by just being gamers
God dammit i love this timeline.

>>53831510
The only financial advice I have is to de-zog the government and invest in the destruction of the illegitimate state of Israel for a better future on earth. Also to become a sugar daddy, find a young 18 year old woman that's too naive and innocent to prey on your wealth, have her fall in love with you then marry her and start a large family with her.
>>53831540
That's a scary looking chocolate chip cookie.

>>53832251
he should have had some sort of convertible bond thing going on kek

>>53832213
I'm sure there are some fun ways the bank can profit off of knowing that a company is about to be driven to bankruptcy.

The thought of that guy dead makes me laugh, unfortunately.

>>53832024
>>53832047
>>53832111
kenny sweating bullets

>>53831946
GEE-EMERICA
(G-America)
I mean it sounds alright

>>53832111
>>53832047
>>53832082
>press S to spit
S

>>53832048
>better than waifus
F-for what purpose, anon?

>>53832386
S

>>53832047
>Ruin shit for other people, both your investors and the general public alike
>Kill yourself
Fuckin ebin
>Captcha: GAYJP2
it certainly is

>>53832368
>I mean it sounds alright
Does it??

Anyone remember this is sparta memes? time flies

Why is there a lack of shills? I have this everlasting urge to reply to them with this:
>Sneed rimjabi
>Filtered
>Better luck next thread, streetshitter.

>>53832402
wouldnt you like to know

GMERIKAH sounds dum

Post alts

>>53831946
Jem-eric-uh

>>53831946
>>53832015
It’s an absolutely retarted name. I truly hope it’ll be something that wont be used often. Larry cheng doing that cnbc interview, institutions going long, now this gmerica filing…something’s a brewin’

>>53832477
Something is slid from /pol/

It begins...

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/next-stock-market-crash-reddit-day-trader-risky-retail-investing-2023-2
>A recession is still a real possibility, and being overly invested in speculative bets is a sure way to feel the bite of a downturn and lead to another hibernation period
>mfw they STILL don't get it
Every day I thank God that my enemies are arrogant and brazen. They'll never come to the conclusion they could ever possibly be in the wrong. We're gonna make history /gme/ntlemen.

Get the FUCK in here.
>>>/pol/417387096

>>53832605
watermelon themed dancing rin, that's an old meme with a new flavor

>>53832603
wagmi

>>53832605
>>53832640

>>53832677
my favorite wata

>>53832603
Phil ((Rosen))

>>53832047
>>53832111
S, trips confirm

>>53831797

>>53832111
>haha I can just borrow money for free to buy you out with and then leverage YOUR value against my debt

holy crap that's the most s*****c thing I've ever heard of!

The only thing worse would be donating to 25 million to a cancer hospital, where you got that 25 million from shorting cancer companies, and then donate that to a hospital in which is a customer of the insurance company you hold stock in, that also doesn't allow new cancer drugs to be produced.

>>53832295
last reported Ken was in a death spiral convertible with liquidity issues

>>53832111
Checked,
So second hedgie jumped.

>>53832111
he looks like an old john Hagee type of guy. The kind of white who gleefully sold out his heritage and his countries future to bow down before the clan of the star of remphan

>>53831946
>How the fuck do you pronounce it
G + AMERICA = GM ERICA

>>53832605
Based sticky.
Z
>>53832111
LOL. Another worthless cuckold dead by his own hands. Many more to come.
S

>>53832790
brilliant! thank you anon
>inb4 b&

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1628948931617882113?s=46&t=9L_1x7Gi8dk698ruOqvxGw

LETS POP IT OFF BOYS

>>53832850
>Wage theft dwarfs all other forms of robbery, burglary, and theft
>That money that was going to a dozen families buying their little boys and girls a bike for Christmas? W-why, it's in the CEO's house! And the CFO's! And the Vice President's! Gosh darnit!
In a way, white people steal orders of magnitude more bikes, before they're even bought.

Rain Chorn is literally 5’3”, no way he’s not a tranny, a lot of the elite actually are

Forgot to include solid copium. If it was retail who un drs’d millions of shares last quarter and not the (kek) hedgies, they would let the price rise to 30-40 so everyone would hit their average and possibly a bit of profit and finally sell. Yet they don’t, cause the play is definitely still on. Stay gold pony boyos

wagmi

>>53833090
>To beat the swaps you must become the swaps

RC killed another one. You’re all complicit accomplices

>>53833313
Who did he claim now?

MOASS in March, because 3

>>53833334
Single digit post and it's actually tomorrow.

>>53833326
A NYC billionaire shot himself twice in the back of the head. He died permanently forever. There’s a thread on /pol/

>>53833352
https://nypost.com/2023/02/23/billionaire-financier-thomas-h-lee-found-dead-of-self-inflicted-gunshot-wound-in-nyc-office-sources/

LFG

>>53833352
>>53833362
Nice. 80% of why I hold was to get to see old rich faggots kill themselves. I guess we’re close.

>>53833375
An unrelated fact to his suicide with two bullets to the back of his head in two different calibers, he's a close Clinton friend.

>>53833366
He was the owner of Snapple. He could have just lived off of those sweet snapple profits, but he got greedy

>>53833352
he died permanately forever.
no shit retard, what, did he die temporarily?

>>53833401
>He doesn't know

>>53833401
he died of the second death

>>53833388
Kek ny posties.

>>53833388
zipped himself up into a dufflebag, classic suicide

>>53833366
I hope Choen has a good alibi.

>>53833420
Sometimes you need to blast yourself in the chest with a shotgun AND hang yourself to make yourself super dead.

>>53833366
He was 78 and had late stage cancer. He killed himself instead of going through that decline.

>>53833563
thanks but I like my own better

>>53833599
He faced both his life and his death with more courage and masculinity than you can even imagine. He was a better man than you in every way, and he will be sorely missed by many. Will people feel the same about you?

>>53833563
Yea I'm not buying it. That's cool if it makes the family feel better or whatever, but I just don't buy that a guy worth $2 bill offed himself over cancer. Doesn't seem to fit the psyc profile of a billionaire and doesn't even include all he would have access to that the 99.9% do not.

>>53833615
>He faced both his life and his death with more courage and masculinity than you can even imagine. He was a better man than you in every way, and he will be sorely missed by many. Will people feel the same about you?
Yea, your weirdly defensive comment here pretty much confirms to me that you're full of shit.

>>53833622
cancer is codeword for "getting exposed for involvement with trafficking minors." He killed himself to save his family from getting dragged through the mud. Cap this.

>>53833635
He was a pillar of the community chud

Oh man pfffffftttttttttt the bagholders are still here. PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Everyone already sold for max profit years ago and yet you still hold on PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
bbbBBBBAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

>>53833635
Fuck you for taking his innocent name and trying to come up with conspiracy theories to pump your scam stock. He has a family, and you don’t give a shit. You’re evil. You don’t care about hurting people, you care about your own greed.

>>53833652

>>53832130
>>53833615
I thought you were joking but this would actually be hilarious if true. Your billionaire friend dies and the first place you rush to talk about it is a Catalonian horsebreeding and used-game enthusiast forum.

>>53833649
The (((community)))

>>53833649
he went out with a bang

>>53833413
>he only has enough soul credits to respawn in Africa

>>53833652
same energy

>>53833670
>>53833652
And the best part is hes the father of the leveraged-buyout. Super scummy. Fuck him and fuck his family. It's sad they're still around to live off of his stolen wealth.

>>53833739
>live
heh

>>53833739
>fuck his family
Not a single GME investor has a shred of decency or humanity. You’re all, to a person, evil. Let this be a lesson to any anons reading thinking about investing. These are dark and negative people.

>>53833599
nice digits

>>53833681
HOLE LEE FUCK CARLOS

This will be my last post in these threads. I'm just done. Holder and poster since Feb 2021. Not selling.

>>53833751
A necessary evil.

>>53833751
No one cares about your expired sugar daddy. Are you going to start defending Bill Gates next or try to convince millennials and zoomers that landlords deserve wealth.

>>53833751
Evil shall slay the wicked: and they that hate the righteous shall be desolate.

>>53833768
don't forget to pop in and say hi once in a while

>>53833768
See you tomorrow

>>53833366
TRIP DUBS CHECKED AND FUCKING KEKD

>>53833794
i see your upset, but yusomad?

>>53833751
bro I just like the stock, and don't want to sell despite many people trying to convince me on a basket weaving forum how I should.

I'm just not gonna sell is all, haha

>>53833794
lol im retated
meant for this faggot:
>zIU6A3go

>>53833645
Yea the timing of this other "sewer-side" plus a certain green luminescence lurking about seems to point towards you being right. When I said "fuck his family" earlier I wasn't being literal, but I guess him and his buddies probably already have.

>>53833868
haha, I figured as much

>>53833868
It was a good response even so.

>>53833873
I want to call it suicide weekend but it's not even the weekend yet

>>53833615
and that was the gayest thing i've read today.

>>53832047
>>53833645
>>53833873
aaaaand we've come full circle.

>>53833890
>>53833878
c:
>>53833965
cant wait for this shit fully kick off, hopefully it goes before the mothchilds bank goes private in may.

>>53833991
>the mothchilds bank goes private in may
moass end of may it is

>>53832047
I think this guy's ghost visited me pre-emptively yesterday. I call it Tick Tock
https://voca.ro/1fhs4HG49gL7

wow weird how all these sewer slides are happening haha what could instigate eglin glow niggers into this thread to defend the possible accusations of child trafficking i wonder it's like the traffickers are all in some sort of market maker position haha weird right?

>>53830703
I know someone who is a complete package of gay, infected and cucked whitoid liberalism in the west: he's jewish, he's from a family with money, he put a lot on GME (or says he did), he worships blacks, despirte being the victim in the last year of a black hit and run. He lives amongst niggers and LOVES it. I don't udnerstand. How can HE and I invest in the same coin (ticker: gme). Is it a psyopp by kenny to get me to sell?

>>53834037
>invest in the same coin
YES SER the coin is of bagger quality only the reddits will invest into the coin (GME) ticker. I go to makeet sqare to bye ˈkərē market man tells me ONLY LOVER OF BEASTS buy (GME) ticker coin. IT'S TRUTH my bitch bastards. SELL SELL SELL!

>>53834037
Jews put profit above politics.

>>53833991
they cant hide anymore

>>53834028
>gamers being forced to topple a global pedocracy just to play some vidya in peace
I just wanted to play video games

>>53834088
I just want to play on my steam deck uninterrupted and occasionally jumping in a pool with my future doggos when i'm not fucking about in my home gym.

Ok why did we dump huh

>>53834118
SIMPLE i visit ganges and take dip KEN GRIFFIN OF THE CITADEL COMPANY PERSONALLY VISIT ME he say "DIKSHITAR yadi aap javaab dena band kar dete hain, ya (aapako) ikattha karana band kar dete hain, to main aapako naukaree se nikaal doonga, aur aapaka parivaar maheene ke baakee dinon mein bhookha rah sakata hai" I wipe the poo off my face tears are streaming down I tell mr.G KEK BAGGIES

https://www.sec.gov/comments/s7-10-21/s71021-9177172-248310.pdf
>SS DD on federal website
uh oh hedgies

>>53834160
that's a big uh oh stinky right there

>>53834160
This is a fed-led movement, all glowies are on our side. The 'government will intervene' hedge-cope is ironic because any government intervention will be to help US not them. People are looking for blame and hedgies are what's for dinner.

>>53833366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Tj15iSHbM

>>53834118
retail investors thought it would be funny to see spy sub $400 so they bought more gme

>>53834160
Wtf? Is it happening?

>>53834028

R.I.P. to Thomas Lee, death by suicide. I wonder what the hell was going on with their fund :(

This isn't funny and life is not a game. To all my shorties, meltdowners, and shills. Being poor is not so bad, so long as you can think you have purpose.


SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANSWER.

https://www.reddit.com/r/FWFBThinkTank/comments/v68a6b/the_burning_cogs_in_the_wheel_part_12_gamestop/

What’s up with this fag that keeps posting the word hepcat like it’s a thing

>>53834572
That's dunkie he's an OG from the sneeze. At least I hope it's him and not an impersonator as he's the third best poster in these threads.

>>53834506
He has quite a young glow for his age, wonder how he stays looking so youthful.

I agree, suicide is never the answer, especially someone who donated so much to charity.

>>53834506
>leveraged buyouts into planned bankruptcies
probably a lot of skeletons in that particular closet

>>53834088
The plot of the first few Pokemon games can be summed up as
>ten year old just wants to do the gym challenge but has to dismantle the region’s mafia because they refuse to get the fuck out of his way
Don’t tell the ledditors because they’ll take the analogy too far, but to me it feels like poetry

For what it's worth, I knew gensler and lauer were actually on our side the entire time they just had to act like they weren't. Draws out fudders like crazy. High time they go mask off and start bvttfucking criminals and the status quo though, I think being a bit edgier and asking harder questions while getting more rules and proposals in place would go a long way to people finally realizing they're not on the opposing side or controlled.

>>53834882
ranjdep I hope you own stable assets

>>53834930
Balls deep in gme and bbby, mostly the former. Enjoy the curry.

882
Do you even know about the SEC v Ripple case? He's a

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>>53834506
yeah fuck that guy, now what about ken griffin? Some criminal charges coming his way huh?

>>53834946
>caring about crypto
Not even once. I'm brown, not retarded.

>>53834948
possibly some bullets

>>53834941
Kek BBBaggtard

kek dumb fuck baggies

>>53834959
>BBQ BB stock
>Holding more than 0
Peak retarded. Opinion disregarded. Won't even bother mentioning how you sidestepped the pro faGGot niGGer sentiment herding GME holders away from his niGGer faGGotry regarding when he worked at Goldman Sachs.

Dale Cheney, the Connecticut financier who jumped to his death from a Manhattan rooftop bar last week, was facing criminal charges when he died, according to a report.

This was in January. So are we getting one suicide every month?

stock brokers are cheats
kevo money is awesome
goodbye stock market

>>53835006
You misspelled hedgies, it's okay writing is hard sometimes, specially for the ones of your kind, but be careful next time okay? Good boy!

>>53835027
January 5th was the bottom. The ledgie has commenced.

>>53833079
jews arn't white.

快適にお過ごし、/ジエミ/。

>>53835076
Damned souls surround as silent hedges
Aimlessly they walk toward endless ledges

>>53833751
>gigarich jewfag destroys businesses, entire towns, and the families who lived there are broken
"Lol just business!"
>main street uses the rules to destroy megafunds, causing the death of billionaire pedos and fucking over those who benefitted from and are complicit in those crimes
"How DARE you! You MONSTERS."

Suck my fat dick. My people have been enslaved and punished for 100 years. Those who cracked the whip will live just long enough to hear their necks crack, and it will be a good and just end to a wretched and horrible story. Only the complicit disagree.

Weve nearly won, next they’re going to outlaw the use of our rare pepes

>>53830703
whats up niggers, good evening

>>53835311
Good morning you mean.

Ken Girffin tried to stick the spot out but is going to get more than rushed out, pic related

>Event 2 (2013), Dr. Octagonecologyst (1996)

>>53833090
short guys are smart, deal with it

also height has nothing to do with penis size, and short guys have a better time at powerlifting, so lanklets BTFO

>>53835311
bro it's 2pm hope you hold stable assets in your name, and I know you aren't in Khazakstan. Too unbased to be in Mongolia.

>>53835244
Imagine being a richfag while /smg/gers are reduced to trading SD cards full of black market rare pepes for XMR on the darknet to make pod rent.

>>53835390
trading pepes for XMR is about to make you more money than anything else soon. HR Roasties and Degree holders are going to trade places with the panhandlers!

>>53835380
It's an hour before sunset in Mongolia anyway.

The funniest part of this is how being greedy about what price to sell at is bad, when the greed inherent to the market and specifically designed to fleece anyone participating in it for decades at this point was totally cool. Nah B ima be hella fuckin greedy and laugh about it the entire way, then never interact with the market ever again and go have a bunch of kids way off in the woods because I won. Fuck you, pay me. All of it.

Today is cocaine bear meme date, are you ready? Hype hype it’s funky time with Ryan cohens!

>>53835470

>>53835470
>expects it to happen
>doesn't happen
color me surprised
https://youtu.be/0itOCgJtNVU

>>53835432
cool it with the antisemitism, anon

>>53835432
"Greed is good!"
>until someone outside of our parasitic tribe does it then it's really reeeealllllyy evil
>here's some cherrypicked quotes from a heavily modified religious text to prove it!
>now get back to work, good goy
It's all so tiresome.

>>53835380
I live off my mommy and daddy right now. I need to find a job soon though. Got about 460 shares locked in pretty tight

>>53835671

>>53835671
Move into a high top van or high top van towing a travel trailer + generator, buy starlink, and camp on BLM land for free other than 2 week move limit, get a WFH call center job. Tell your Parents you're "finding yourself" and need *current living expenses* in cash, preferable start a YouTube channel. Bonus points for *HOMELESS BILLIONAIRE* clickbait.

150k+ mile cargo van (+7 pin + hitch install easy DIY), under 30' Travel Trailer. Flex on houselets.

>>53835470

$18.98 eod

>>53835723
shut up ranjet buy stable assets registered to your name

>>53835723

Cocaine bear day and no hype? GME & BBBY hibernating?

>>53835909
>>53835470
>pushing normie-tier meme dates completely unrelated to the stock
You disgust me. Please sell so i don't have to get rich alongside cringe-ass niggas like you.

>>53835954
I'm still -300 days past the day of the rope when I was supposed to kill myself

Please, use the hard R, it's rude not to.

>>53835395
they can't handle the pan

>>53832047
net worth of these yumpers and shooters are going up

S cunt

wagmi

>>53835957
Eyyy cheers to that.
Deadlines are only threatening if you have to deliver.
I'm just holding, I'm the one that's owed, why would I ever fuck myself up, when the criminals commit their crimes without guilt or shame?
But hey, no worries. They can always "commit" """suicide""" when the weight of their crimes manages to negatively effect the political future of various criminal syndicates.

4 more days until MOASS starts. What is going to be your first purchase? I'm thinking new suit and shoes.

T-4

>>53836003
Razer Blade 18 with an i9-13980x and an RTX 4090

It's over isn't it?
Ryan Chobani has forsaken us.

What is Ryan Cohen's problem? Seriously. For two years, it's been tease, tease, tease, and no action. Acquire something, release a fucking NFT divvy, confirm DRS and voting fuckery, whatever. But fucking do something you stupid slow ass nigger jfc

RYAN FUCKING COHEN. GODDAMMIT!

>>53833652
gme will cause more jumpers from your social circle soon *kiss*

you fucked up

tick tock

>>53836003
I'm gonna get a burger and some fries and then go buy the shotgun I've been eyeing for a while.
>>53835954
Statistically speaking the majority of people that have a large financial windfall are broke within a year or two if they're not dead or in prison, and that'll happen to most everyone that makes it off of gme. Maybe one in four turn it into a positive thing that leads to multi generational success for their bloodline. If I were you, I'd worry a hell of a lot more about making sure you're one of the one in four that actually makes it instead of being one of the dead, broke, or imprisoned ones. I bet you don't even have the number for a high net worth lawyers office or a licensed fiduciary in your area, let alone any plan about what to do with the money even concerning something as simple as where to keep it or how you'll get it there. Mothafuckas wanna have hundreds of millions of dollars but don't wanna put the work in to understand the basic logistics of how to manage it or protect it. I bet you haven't even done an audit on your passwords and gotten a new phone number already before that shit happens instead of during or after.

Fuck out my face being an asshole. Anyone that's just memed their way through all of this is going to get completely fucked out of everything they make from it.

If you need something to pass the time while you wait to make it, may I suggest solo roleplay games?
Check out Ironsworn; it's pretty kino.

>>53836000
tripps checked
>>53836003
I'm going to have an nice meal at my local high end goyslop establshment, then after settlement, buy $[REDACTED] and $[REDACTED] in a leveraged buyout, and make trucks cheaper and more fuel efficient than the Honda Civic.

ive been here long enough to know this influx isn't by mistake and we must be around the corner from another big push. the narrative push has run as dry as gamestocks liquidity

i will cheer EVERY. SINGLE. JUMPER
Self shooters get 0 (zero) acknowledgement

fucking pussies

tick tock

baggies

I need a jew suicide power ranking starting with Budd Dwyer and then a severe power gap.

>>53832029
*4 it's one month

>>53835700
based melon collection anon

>>53836180
Man, don't slander the good name of Buddy. He was innocent, got fucked by the system and spat in their eye the only way he could.
That chad died with his boots on.
Him and Marvin Heemeyer are pounding kegs in Valhalla as we speak.

>>53836180
They'll utilize right of return to evade justice. Unless they're tied to the Clintons in which case they will commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head.

>>53836213
Suicide and abortion are a lot more serious than you understand.

>>53832047
This is what you get when you try to take away my rocket.

>>53836314
Wrong.

what happens to a jew when it kills itself?

>>53836314
That's purely a matter of opinion.

>>53836358
>>53836390
Yeah, God would never hold a murderer accountable, it's just his usual MO.

>>53836314
Both are funny in the right circumstances, like when people that made a fortune off of misery end it all or when disenfranchised minorities disproportionately vote for candidates and policies that incentivize and provide free access to the murder of their unborn children as a new age form of eugenics. Just because something is fucked up doesn't mean it isn't still kinda funny or can't be considered in a irreverent manner. Sorta like how shorts tied their own nooses and bragged about it the entire way or how morons with no fiscal sense are about to be insanely wealthy without even trying beyond buying stocks because they heard it'd bully the greedy and psychopathic, or how Arkansas trailer trash would be behind a massive evil cabal and directly create the entire derivatives industry which is almost solely responsible for most of the monetary issues worldwide and basically get away with all of it by being too old and connected to ever face justice beyond being universally slandered at the end of their lives.

Shit's funny sometimes. Don't be a fag.

>>53836407
I'm laughing because they're in hell, not in spite of.

>>53836411
Kekked and checked

>>53832047
hehe, ledgies

>>53832047
be sure to save it, so we can sit together and laugh at everyone who actively was fighting us or doubted us

>>53836140
>Statistically speaking the majority of people that have a large financial windfall are broke within a year or two if they're not dead or in prison
I would like to see the skew for this for the subset of people with autism. Most of the reason for this is social pressure.

Kek baker is passed out on the couch covered in cheetoh dust

>>53836529

>>53836529
I'll fill in for him this once
>>53836551
>>53836551
>>53836551
>>53836551

>>53836499
Checked and it's probably lower than neurotypical but still high enough to be concerning. Being able to tell family and friends to fuck off is only part of not having your money make you insane.
>>53836529
Probably waiting for digits

>>53836553
>no sneed hedgies in OP
Fake and gay bake, but at least you had the nuts to admit to being a fag

>>53836555
>>53836567
>back to back trips, latter ascending sequential
I love you too God, thanks for the blessings.

>>53836639
>>53836639
>>53836639
Threaded.

>>53831113
fucking nice futuramaintro anon!