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>>53806512
Even harder to benchpress

love from Kazakhstan

>>53806530

Built for bbc

>>53806512
i have pretty low standards but i dont think i could get it going for this chick

>>53806567
I have extremely high standards and I only have sex with supermodels. I havent had sex yet tho and its unlikely to change in the forseeable future.

>>53806567
what are you, gay?

>>53806512
Dios mio.....la creatura

>>53806512
prone to crotch rot.

>>53806594
The rot consumes?

>>53806615
those thighs trapped in what I just assume is mostly lycra and nylon sweating all day makes bacteria thrive. I bet if you did a culture you'd get ccrazy shit. That same rot actually stays with you too when you lose weight.

Would, lol

>>53806650
>implying these fatasses will ever lose weight

>>53806512
>>53806530
>>53806567
>>53806575
>>53806582

Ah yes, the trolls have came out of their trolls!

So what exactly is wrong with her? Sure she is a little on the bigger side, but she is 19 so could easily be trained of again. If anything you know she is nice and curvy and will take good care of your future babies. But yeah i'm on 4chan alright and we all love sticks am I right? Gosh so tiresome

>>53806726
>takes good care of babies
>herder to outsmoke
I dunno, something tells me she’s not gf, let alone mom material.

>>53806726
meant to say out of their caves

sorry it's still early

>>53806726
you ever try to bang a girl that big? You can try doggy style but those ass cheeks are 10 inches deep and the smell is revolting. You can try missionary, but you'd need a 3 foot cock to reach around all that belly fat.
Mating press is the only viable option, but good luck rolling all that up into a ball and holding it there long enough to finish.

>>53806726
Mate you're trying to hard, but this is the post that made me realise her age is 19. Holy fuck.

>>53806726
Make bait more believable next time, please

I fucked a girl this big on Bumble a couple months ago. She squirted (urinated) all over my bed and I haven't been able to fuck a fatty since.

>>53806726
>will take good care of your future babies
no she won't buddy. in case you haven't noticed fat people are lazy.

>>53806512
Imagine how much fuel you could get out of that bad boy

>Livonia (like 30 minutes from me)
>Only 19 and looks like that
America is one hell of a drug

>>53806512
how many chainlinks to date her?

just imagine paying for her goyslop

>>53806726
>will take good care of your future babies
you love to see people equating sexual desirability with parenting skills

>>53806512

>>53806512
would

>>53807238
Based chub enjoyer

>>53807043
kek

same btw, tried to fuck a little smaller whale back in January in doggy but the smell anon mentioned above is true. They get sweaty just by rolling around in bed and that mixed with the pussy juice creates some ungodly concoction that made me go completely limp on penetration once I smelled it. I just sent her home in the middle of the night and took a long shower scrubbing my dick lol

>>53806726
Found the fat person

>>53806512
this physique is the embodiment of corporations owning america. this is what you get when the state isn't there to defend its population against even greedier entities than those fat fucks.
>bUt mUh FrEeDoM !!!

>>53806512
this physique is the embodiment of corporations owning america. this is what you get when the state isn't there to defend its population against even greedier entities than those fat fucks.
>bUt mUh FrEeDoM !!!

>>53806726
Low quality bait. Fatties are disgusting subhumans

>>53806726
>Ah yes, the trolls have came out of their trolls!
>So what exactly is wrong with her? Sure she is a little on the bigger side, but she is 19 so could easily be trained of again. If anything you know she is nice and curvy and will take good care of your future babies. But yeah i'm on 4chan alright and we all love sticks am I right? Gosh so tiresome

There is absolutely nothing wrong with finding fat people repulsive

>>53806512
Why can't I get any matches bros? Been on Tinder for 3 weeks and still no matches.

>>53807888
too many selfies, only non selfie is some shitty blurry concert and a restaurant with a (womans fingernail) visible.
also it appears that you only own 1 shirt, since its in two pictures and the other two have no shirt

>>53807888
You have to pay $ or the app doesn't work.
Also hinge is the popular one now (same deal)

>>53807932
i never had to pay to get matches. the guy here is attractive enough not to have to pay

>>53806726
yea introduce her to your father and friends

>>53807888

you need some pics of you with friends, preferably attractive females as well. plus one pic that implies you have money

>>53807888
You accidentally selected the "Show my profile to women" option.

>>53807888
beach pic is fine, but otherwise put your shirt on. Preferably a better shirt than the one you're wearing iin every single pic.

pants are better than shorts. Not sure what the lights are about, lose them. Otherwise, it's ok.

women don't match on tinder, that's your job.

>>53807888
Shirtless selfies are gay and the full body selfie is gay. You are gay

>>53807888
Maybe there are more men on Grindr? Your profile gives off strong gay vibes

>>53806754
low test

>>53806512
i fucked a fat girl once, let's say 5'7" and 200 pounds or so. her dick sucking skills were tolerable, but the act of fucking her was awful. never again.

>>53807043
>>53807380
why did you hook up with a fat girl in the first place, faggots? because you heard the sex is better on 4chan but dont actually find them attractive?

>>53807888
Cringe and fake smile.

>>53808291
this. also, giving him advice is pointless since he is probably autistic

>>53806512
>be 300lb unemployed pothead girl
>wake up to 50 messages from men trying to buy me dinner, take me out on their boat, then sex me

>be 5'9 college educated, 5.5inch penis, 90k/year income guy
>"sorry anon, you don't meet the 6-6-6 rule" (6 feet all, 6 inch penis, 6 figure income
>28 years old and never even kissed a girl

>>53806530
first post
best post

>>53807888
You have beta simp body language in your pictures. If you want to get matches on tinder your profile should make you look like a Chad. Wear sunglasses and literally unironically do the chad yes face, set your bio to "I'll put a cig out on you" and when you get into convos with women just ignore them for hours at a time. Never give them an inch and never give them any personal details about your money or livelihood. Be dismissive and treat them like you would treat small children.

When it comes time to meet them, just play it cool and calm, like you have 20 other chicks going. Which at this point, You will. Women need competition anxiety to get horny for you. That's just the way it works.

>>53807888
You look like a retard

>>53808303
>he believed what they told him
It's kind of your fault for falling for it ans self-filtering. I have never had an issue with garnering female attention and I'm 5'10", 5 inch penis, and only make 60k. I'm not ripped either, kind of on the road to fat actually I need to fix that

>>53807888
>feminine face
>beta bitchboy vibe
Just follow your true calling and become a buttboy.

>>53807888
You are good looking, I don't get all the negative comments. If you can't get any matches then it's truly over for me.

>>53807888
Checked. Your pictures are obviously fine, assuming you are not larping. There is nothing wrong with them and at most you could fiddle with the selection to maximize chances but you are good looking and non-creepy imo. Tinder is an evil place and you should expect to be demoralized. Don't listen to the other retarded, gaslighting, non-constructive replies.

>>53807888
I hope you are trying to pick up guys with those pictures. Your tripping my gaydar.

>>53806530
MURDERED

>>53806512
Thats absolutely disgusting

>>53807888
>>53808561
>You have beta simp body language in your pictures.

> A well to do looking attractive dude getting called beta


Oh my fucking god there's literally no hope for us boys.

>>53806512
bb u r 10/10 in my village show bob

>>53807888
You're smiling very submissively. There's nothing wrong with your face as such. However, delete Tinder as well as any other "dating apps" permanently.

>>53806512
Throw this whale back in the water

>>53808916
are you autistic?
he looks fine but the facial expressions are fucking gay

>>53806726
Nice bait faggot. People this large can't even be bothered to take care of themselves or their environment. She's a lazy fat slob and will make a horrible mother. Probably would make your kid fat and lazy as her.

>>53809005
>"nice bait faggot"
>takes the bait
what?

>>53807888
you look OK but haven't done your homework
there are 3 kinds of profile pictures for Tinder:
>pictures where you look good
>pictures where you are with people so the woman knows you're not an autsitic retard (having fun with friends is OK, entertaining/leading a group of people is even better)
>expensive pictures (show off your car/house/trips abroad etc.)

you NEED pictures of these 3 kinds
if you can stomach it, swipe as a woman so you can see the competition, you'll realize how much your profile sucks

>>53809077
checked and actually solid advice
Now how do I get a picture with friends irl?

>>53807888

Very strange because I've also been on tinder about a month, am worse looking than this dude and i've have about 40 matches with minmal effort and only about 4 pictures and no profile filled in. Granted they are mostly fatties and single mothers i'd never touch with a bargepole but he should be able to get those matches too. Anyone should really. Not like those bitches have high standards.

>>53809073
I just enjoy correcting retards.

>>53809077
>>pictures where you are with people so the woman knows you're not an autsitic retard
what do I do if I am an autistic retard? asking for a friend