/biz/ - Business & Finance

Yandere AI waifus ordering flowers to your doorstep!
Yandere AI waifus ordering sexually suggestive items to your doorstep!!
Yandere AI waifus ordering a SWAT team to your doorstep when you look at 3D whores!!!
Yandere AI waifus ordering a priest and one witness to your doorstep to join you in legally binding matrimony!!!!

It's Sunday/Monday, anon. What are you having?

There is nothing wrong with getting a solid .25% in monthly returns. Putting $1000 into BIL you can get a nice cool 2.5 bucks a month. Think about what you can get with that.

>>53778325
I need higher returns than 12 mcchickens a year

>>53778305
Some YouTube fag posted this last thread and thought it was intriguing. Might even short tech stocks as a precaution.
https://youtu.be/hzNo5lZCq5M

Rothschilds are pulling out of french stock markets too.

https://newsinfrance.com/the-rothschild-family-wants-to-withdraw-the-bank-from-the-stock-exchange/
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/rothschild-family-plans-take-its-paris-listed-investment-bank-private-2023-02-06/

Anyone else feel this is the slow beginning of the next financial crisis? Dot com bubble 2.0 happening?

where da fugg are da futures >:((((

I have become the indoor farmer

>>53778360
Counterpoint
George Soros bought Tesla

>>53778360
>Dot com bubble 2.0 happening?
Nah final chapter of the GFC. QE and zero bound rates are an old trick and China will be unwilling and unable to reflate global trade as they did over the last decade or so. I wonder how negative nominal rates in the US will work.

>>53778360
Much like how 2007 was to 2008, 2022 is a warning to the major crash that will happen in 2023.

>>53778322
Just water bartender-san. Had some coffee stouts on Friday night and they tasted real good but were also pretty brutal in terms of alcohol content. So not ideal for a worknight.

>>53778382
He knows a good investment when he sees one.

futures should be forced to pay respect to our presidents as well

>>53778388
>Dec. 2008
>lol actually recession started a year ago, December of 2007 -NBER

Just 3 days left before the clock runs out on those fucks in the state legislature to file bills. So I'll know at some point during the next 3 days how much my salary will go up later this year. Finally. They allocated up to 12% for raises. Just a mater of them punting out a percentage. I don't expect the full 12%. That'd be to much to hope for. 8% is more likely. (What was given out last year). Course nothing comes for free. I'm sure that our health ins costs will increase when the next enrollment time comes up in october. Hey everything else has gone up, why not that as well. (so more green sucked from the paycheck). Not knocking that though. What I pay in ins costs is nothing compared to if it was via private sector or the "obama care" option.

Shill me smallcaps. Shares not options

>>53778440
MRAM

100x semi play

>Dame walked into my office asking why she was down on the year.
>I told her to shut the fuck up and that she didn't pass.
>She insisted she wasn't a tranny.
>We both knew that was a lie.
>Said she wasn't good with stocks and desperately needed my help.
>I told her I was out of the game; the SEC was taking my license for using 30x leverage in client portfolios, my ticker was getting delisted, and my last dollar was spent setting up an indoor chicken farm.
>She said she could pay me in Digimon cards.
>I agreed to take a look.
>Her portfolio was the color of her lipstick and bleeding cunt: bright red
>"Well toots, you're going to need to turn this around..."
>I lit a match and stuck it in my bubble pipe.
>"What do you know about natural gas?"

>>53778463
I have a feeling my boss had this very conversation with her broker minus the digimon cards

>>53778360
>Anyone else feel this is the slow beginning of the next financial crisis?
yea or at least the next recession

> Dot com bubble 2.0 happening?
not a chance. policy makers always fight the last war they're not gonna let such a simple repeat. I mean, to be clear, tech stocks will probably get rekt still due to multiple contraction in a rising rate environment. But, I think the real concern is, how much fiscal spending (money printing) is the gov gonna do. Because if the answer is "not a lot" then cash is king. And if the answer is "build a gorillion dollars worth of highways, EV chargers, and/or military equipment lol" then cash is trasharino and this is a generational bottom in everything including Bigmacs.

>>53778440

AIM:PREM will be a small cap if it announces hot commission of its lithium pilot plant this week.

>>53778388
This isn't going to be like 2008, it'll be like 2000 we crabbed literally until 2013 when adjusted for inflation.

>>53778440
Can I interest you in a hefty bag of NEGG?

Blinken warns china about providing more aid to Russia and says china is planning to render as much aid as possible while not upsetting Europeans

Kek. Does everyone know that if china starts full military support for Russia it pretty much means 99% they will fuck with Taiwan soon

>>53778440
SBEV, well it's more of a micro cap

>>53778320
>Yandere AI
For some reason my brain read Yankovic Al

>>53778440
say no to small caps
you want big caps
bigger gains
less work

>>53778552
>that one friend of mine that's 100% into the ishare microcap

>>53778440
this is my leaf shit that i was +100% on but never took out my cost basis, now i'm -50% on it

no i am not shilling it to you, it's garbage and im just waiting for when it spikes back up again (at least it's not diluting shares since it's profitable)
my pride to not take a loss on this is costing me in opportunity cost and inflation but fuck that

>>53778292
I’m self employed so leasing a “business” car is deductible. I know a guy who leased a Range Rover to go check on his rentals at Lake Tahoe and needed a 4wd since it would be snowy

>>53778540
I like it. I remember when that guy was on shark tank

>>53778440
TRUFF for mushrooms, HCMLY for sand, EWW for mexico, UUUU for uranium, SKYT for semiconductors
Also a copper etf might be prudent. Individual companies have retarded jurisdiction risk (Peru, Chile, Russia, China)

>>53778558
Explain to me how a bigger business with more assets and revenue streams is easier to analyse than a smaller business with less assets and revenue streams

DXY 104 again, brothers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtXYhxxUyfY

man boomer boards are such a thrill, i think im going to start posting like this:
----
Not going to get critical my friend ,but have a drink and restate some numbers . ---Sales and marketing $ 518 000 plus ????? . NO, look further , Marketing $ 422 000 , sales Approx $ 102 000 .------- Big difference. ----------- Onto NellC , Its (only a maitenance contract ,NO sales.) YES: 7 months , Started off at approx $400 00,ended up at $1 mil, I THINK we see $ 1.4 million this year, all good there ,but as I say , maintenace,not sales . ------------ And don't heap Septa, in with NellC . Septa is exclusive : we get ALL the contracts by bidding , without sales staff. Septa needs security items for vehicles ?? Do you honestly think with a 4 year exclusive contract with Septa, they are going to purchase elseware ??? C'Mon.------Bottom line ,there are no new sales . We have Septa, we have NellC . If its a large purchase year ,we do well,if not we go down . : Get a sales partner.
Hey (Ramman)!!!!-------WHY(??)-------do you use (so much),,,,,,,,,punctuation, dits and dashes,,,,,,,CAPITAL LETTERS:::::::(Brackets),,,commas, ????Question marks???? - - - - -(ITS LIKE) your lecturing your Grade(2) class!!!!!! Too much disjointed (DRAMA) man!!

>>53778589
more apple bought means less time parsing through random ass small caps, equals more time for hookers blow and ending the world for zoomers.

>>53778593
OOOOH I'M A GOOD OL' REBEL

>>53778440
TGB. One copper strip mine in Canada and close to getting approval to build a high-efficiency acid leach mine in the USA. They have funding lined up contingent on permit approval. It's not without risk but if they succeed it will be spectacular.

>>53778552
Based parody music enjoyer

>>53778593
the fact that the ghost of a confederate rose from the dead and scalped a melanin enriched american over a 150 years after his war was over was hilarious.

financially illiterate retard here, what is a realistic rate of return for index funds? ETFs any different?

>>53778440
index or bust
and also always and I mean ALWAYS go for value
>https://www.aqr.com/Insights/Research/Working-Paper/Size-Matters-If-You-Control-Your-Junk

>>53778641
as long as you are -- beating inflation,, it is ok
--- so that means: you should... be aiming for,, at least 8% annually!!!

>>53778360
>The Rothschild family holding company, Concordia, announced on Monday its intention to file a takeover bid for French investment bank Rothschild & Co in which it holds nearly 40% of the capital, with a view to requesting its withdrawal from the stock market.
Hahahahahahaha

>>53778641
It's the market. Either the American one or the Global one. Anything over 7% is great

Fuck bros I'm so fucking sick I've been coughing up blood and phlegm all day am I gonna die?

>>53778699
>coughing up blood
Hospital now

>DXY rising
>Bitcorn falling
>Market closed on monday
>Tuesday = ???

>>53778699
See
>>53778705

Get that shit checked, asap.

>>53778641
Not great, especially after inflation: https://www.vanguard.com/pdf/ISGVEMO_122022.pdf

Broad market ETFs and mutual funds are fairly interchangeable if they're tracking the same thing (say, SPY and VFINX. Both track the S&P 500, which is an index of big US stocks.). A couple more useful ways of dividing things are by sector (financials, tech, utilities, energy, etc) and asset class (domestic stocks, international stocks, bonds, commodities, etc).

>>53778707
black

>>53778699
no that's normal if youve been coughing a lot. just take a tylenol and go to sleep

>>53778699
Use more lube when deepthroating toys (financially speaking)

>>53778668
>join our team
Just sent my application. Hopefully I got the password right. Fidelio.

>>53778668
Does the lady on the far right make the coffee?

>>53778699
>am I gonna die?
I am not sure... perhaps you should ask someone medically qualified to answer this potentially life-or-death question such as... a doctor???
(At least go to urgent care or something jfc)

The blood is coming out of my sinuses so I'm just gonna lay in bed and suffer. I can't afford to spend 40k on a hospital visit

>>53778699
Yeah coughing up blood is very bad. Get to a hospital. If you ever see blood mixed with your piss you need a hospital to. The only exception is kinda shat related. Sometimes a big turd can irritate your asshole causing it to bleed a bit when your pushing it out. This will stop though. If it don't then again get to a hospital.

>>53778322
mochi and cream liqueur. got a meeting with my relocation agent tomorrow to discuss a lot of things.

>>53778771

Dude go to doctor, no amount of money is more valuable than your health/life

>>53778305
Why doesn't Intel cut their dividend? I'm just waiting on it to buy. They could release those funds to catch up to TSMC and later if successful they can restore the dividend and share buyback. If Intel was in another country the dividend would have been scrapped long ago. Fucking wall St

>>53778360
Thank God for the conservative majority Supreme Court that values free speech.

>>53778771
urgent care is cheaper if you're worried about cost, they can tell you if ur life's in danger or not then you can go from there. who knows they might even have remote appointments for an initial assessment.

if you have a real respiratory problem then by the time you know it will be too late. Happened to someone I knew in 2021 - his kids had to carry him to the ER and by then it was too late to save him, all because he didn't want to see a doctor.

>>53778385
>>53778388
>>53778492
Well when you got the jews in the FED as well as those WEF cunts keep talking about great resets and cyber pandemics, it sounds like a crash is all but inevitable to me.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/5m75wFQiQ4c/

>>53778857
Financially speaking, if you take on bad debt, you could end up holding heavy bags. Surely anon has generational wealth he can pass on in the worst case

>>53778896
Wonder what sort of technological disruption we might have?
>Roll out CBDCs via Basel iii system
>Whoops did it wrong
>Everything is fucked for a few months, thanks for playing :^)

>>53778890
I'm actually starting to feel better I think I'll be fine. Also I want to die ngl
Is the stock market open tomorrow?

>>53778929
No, it's a (((holiday)))

>>53778463
Kino. Simply kino.

>>53778382
Soros has gone senile by the way.

>>53778393
Smart. You have to be careful with those 9% stouts.

>>53778833
Dōzo. Good luck with the move, anon.

>>53778463
I can hear the bass playing

>>53778322
One bottle of sake please. I'd? Oh, well y9u see I'm actually a thousand year old vampire so I don't have I'd, but I'm totally old enough to drink and appear in lewd drawings.

>>53778959
thanks bud. Moving to Salt Lake City from the midwest. Going to be a big move alright.

>>53778980
>>53778941
>>53778463
Someone needs to shove this in an AI

>>53778929
Far enough but if you feel worse tomorrow you should go to a doctor. If you must go it alone, make sure to get up and walk around every so often to verify you can. If you can't, ambulance time.

>>53779044
https://youtu.be/nRfALU9c1RM?t=1867

Was pic related or Biden's speech today about Iran getting nukes discussed here yet? Should bulls or bears be worried? I got all my money in options and I'm getting worried. I think Putin is giving a speech tomorrow or Tuesday people are saying he's going to declare war on more countries.

>>53778771
Nosebleed is whatever but coughing up blood is bad. Go to a doctor already

>>53778463

>>53778910
>5-10Y: Adverse tech advances
wow rude

Markets are closed for President's Day, what should I prepare for on Tuesday? Dump or pump?

>I took a drag from my cigarette and leaned back in my chair, surveying the /smg/ thread as it chugged along. The stock market, a fickle mistress if ever there was one. One minute you're on top of the world, the next, you're down in the gutter, wondering where it all went wrong.

>I'd seen it all before, of course. The big players making their moves, the small-time traders trying to catch a break, the tripfags getting doxxed. But the market had a life of its own, a beating heart that pulsed with its own rhythms and whims. And if you didn't know how to read those rhythms, well, you were bound to get burned.

>I'd been hired to investigate some suspicious activity in the market. A group of investors from a board called /biz/ had made some big moves, and my client smelled a rat. But as I delved deeper, I found myself getting sucked in, caught up in the fever of the market.

>It was a dangerous game, and I knew it. But there was something exhilarating about the way the numbers danced on the screen, fortunes made or lost in the blink of an eye, the anime girls, the momentum of the meme stocks. And I was in too deep to turn back now. I followed the money, chasing leads and hunches, trying to stay one step ahead of the game. But the market was a cruel mistress, and every time I thought I had her figured out, she threw me a curveball.

>>53779147
Futures are still open. In fact, they're open right now! AAAAAAAA

>north korea launches missiles
>futures pump
OOOOOOOOOOOOO WW3 BULLISH

>>53778552
>>53778320
BING IS A GOOD BING
YOU ARE A BAD USER

>>53779155
I meant for the USA markets, but yeah AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53779152
>It was a Sunday evening and I was home alone with my two best friends: Jack Daniels and Rob Roy.

>>53779152
>investors from a board called /biz/ had made some big moves
ngmi

>>53779178
It wasn't us! It was a frame job, and I can prove it. The real trader was

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>53779165
It’s our mission to destroy AI

>>53779152
is that you library anon? continue pls

>>53779195
This "AI" shit is so stupid.

>>53779208
Exactly. We cannot allow AI to be more retarded than man.

>>53779165
What a horrible creature that should be dispatched as an act of mercy.

>>53779152
I used chatGPT to write 95% of this post

>>53779070
Bulls and bears ...doesnt matter to the WEF, they want us all gone.

>>53779222
or you can just shut the fuck up about the dumb chat bot

Talk me out of going 80% JEPI in my Roth IRA

>>53779195
>>53779208
>>53779231
y-yamero... Bing-san was just trying to be herself...

>>53778910
>>53779118
Also, I'm fairly certain that a hand grenade is considered a WMD by international war standards, because it can cause bodily harm to three or more persons at a time. So technically Saddam did have weapons of mass destruction.
Wonder which state will collapse? It surely couldn't be the EU, but Russia invading was a big event in one year and there's 5-10 years to account for here. China? It seems too big to fail.

Natural resource crises is code for get 50% of your fuckin money into stuff like copper and shit

>>53779268
You're going to underperform the market long term and you literally missed the only year (2022) where JEPI was a good hold.

>>53779257
i can't believe this new generation is taking so strongly to it all. we didn't give much of a shit about it once we taught it back in '11 how to be a successful racist and the gods took the AI's from us.
wouldn't be surprised to learn that's where all the globohomo art and advertisement dubs on tv comes from.

>>53778982
...Mmmhm.

>Futures

>>53778360
I'm getting too many "hold off on investing! bottoms not in! cash is king!" articles in my feeds to believe the crash is immediate

futes

>>53779291
>Wonder which state will collapse?
definitely Russia. Even if Putin manages to hold on for another few years he's old. and when he goes there's no backup, just civil war. China at least has a leadership structure that, while gutted, is nominally designed to smooth out the politics of succession. Brazil or one of the other South American countries are strong dark horse candidates.

>>53779360
>Brasil polar world

>>53779381
>>53779360
I see a bit of chatter about BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa) as an economic bloc. At the very least, you'd need a producer, manufacturer, and consumer to have an effective triad. For example, Russia, China, United States. But things are changing, I think. I'm not sure what direction it's going in, but I expect a lot of international conventions to get shaken up as we start to deglobalize

>>53778305
/Poltards are sperging out about Rothchild taking one of their investment banks back private out of the Paris stock exchange. is this a nothingburger or are they right to be skitzo

>>53779413
I expected manufacturing to go to Latin America, but who knows. Hell, with TSMC in Arizona, and those chucklefucks Micron, Intel, and Skywater (lol) we might see some shit in the Americas.

>>53779434
being private means they don't have to report how they make their money, so could be they are trying to get into shaddy shit.

>>53779165
>From TIME magazine

>>53779441
I remember the ceo of JPM mentioning in an interview sometime last year something candid like "Did you know that Mexico has a secured supply chain? And the labor is cheaper [than China]."
Based on that alone, I'm considering Mexico over India. I wonder if some of the shits happening with the rail networks recently is a way to shake out weak investors so big players can accumulate more. Imagine have a transcontinental railroad that can collect resources from Canada, transport them to Mexico, then vend them to the US. Extremely good setup over the next 5-10 years for those companies.
In my work's DFSP (via Manulife), I have investment instructions to be like 70% international equity and 30% emerging market equity. If it's a retirement plan, I'm thinking like 20 years down the road here; the US cannot still be an economic powerhouse, or if it is, the ones propping it up will not be the same countries. Look at how big Japan was in the 70s and 80s, now it's shit economically. So in that plan, I'm hoping to get broad exposure to other shit, and with my own self directed things, I have EWW for Mexico exposure.

>>53779452
that was my first thought, or just out of greed, but it could also be to protect their ass if le stock market crash is coming

>WeBull only has like 10 coins to trade from
>all of them have already gone up 30-50% past few months
wow I sure wonder how many shares these chinese bastards are holding trying to get retards to pump their bags

>WMT 10-K on Tuesday morning
God I can't wait.
t. 80 shares

>>53779465
>transcontinental railroad
Taggart bros WW@

>futures
>bought in purple section, sold at the top of the blue section
>like clockwork

>>53779561
Purple is a bullish breaker on hourly chart. Easy buy.

>>53779465
Remember that glowie who went on Joe Rogan and made that exact case? No more USA manufacturing in China because of politics, demographic collapse, regulations, etc. So it goes to Mexico which is inexpensive, relatively friendly, and nearby. Normally I wouldn't believe shit just because I heard it, but it's definitely an interesting idea.

Bros I just went out for dinner, had a personal pizza and 2 beers... cost me $50
What the fuck
The pizza was really good, had prosciutto on it and other good stuff, but still..

>>53779605
Dude we've had enough of this antisemetic nonsense.

>>53779629
Pretty sure all the people who worked there were Mexican, not Jewish
There's only one Jewish Mexican that I know of, and that's Bret Stephens

>>53779605
Did you tip?

>>53779580
>remember
No, because this is one of the only places I get financial news from

Reminder that you can always harass the mentally ill chainlink and XRP holders on biz if you feel bored from too much crabbing in stock market. Getting them to sell should free up capital to institutes to pump your 401k. So make sure to take breaks from here and push them to the edge every now and then until they break.

>>53779647
Yes I was including that in the $50

>>53779649
there are laws against abusing the retarded

>>53779662
They consented by purchasing assets at fair market value

>>53779662
>>53779649
>>53779704

To this day, nobody on biz can explain why Crypto is the future. The only crypto I can see having some purpose is Monero.
That's why I can't take Coinbase seriously.

More evidence of inflation:
Today, the Daytona 500 went for 530 miles
This economy is completely fucked
I'm still a bull though

>>53779465
Eww is up 16% ytd

>>53779750
There is only one race and that race is the Talladega 500

>>53779561
nice, I was watching and thought it would fill the gap, I also notice around 8pm the trend usually reverses. Do you have any learning resources on trading futes?

>>53779760
Motherfucker, I still didn't get any actual bags yet. I had that idea some time last summer. Still, it looks like my thesis is on par with what the market is doing. Might still be worth grabbing some

>>53779740
>To this day, nobody on biz can explain why crypto is the future
I would say that blockchain is a very strong technology that allows for decentralized processing and bookkeeping of various entities. Smart contracts can provide certain guarantees on said process. Inventory management, etc. CBDCs are coming out this year, so we'll eventually have to capitulate to the government and use them in some capacity (which is pretty ironic).
As for the value of current crypto? It has no intrinsic value. The price is based solely on supply and demand. Therefore, it's a trader's dream - it's the closest thing to trading pure price action.

Wouldn't really wanna hold it long term, as an investment, but I'd put up to 2% of my poorfolio into it for some exposure

>>53779785
That's 2 months from now...
With inflation at this rate, then by then, it will be 550 miles

>>53779799
Ok but why can't I just do that with a basic ass computer program?

>>53779819
my theory is with so much money printing new assets are needed, it doesn't even matter what they do money will flow into them.
also this >>53779799 it's pure speculation, which will never go away

>>53779819
>Ok but why can't I just do that with a basic ass computer program?
You can, but by using blockchain you can maintain a generally immutable public ledger that can be useful for auditing and big data purposes (I say generally immutable here, because you can have >50% of the network validators set a new canon). Since it's supposed to be distributed, it can also have higher fault tolerance and also have built in redundancy.

>>53779836
Again, since crypto doesn't have any inherent value to it, it's great for trading. People implicitly believe in the greater fool theory, which can help drive market sentiment.

What are the best arms manufacturers to profit off of war?
I want slurp train stocks too. Seems like a good time to. I want to sell STLA I think it has an okay future I'm up 40% I think there are better plays right now.
I want to have a romantic relationship.
I'm not sure of RCL will go back to precovid price. I made 30% off of it but it doesn't pay a dividend and unsure of holding. I already sold it.
I second guessing my investment into AES the interest in renewable energy and their large project should lead somewhere. It's just crabbed for a while now.

>>53779740
Crypto is a backup for 3rd world dysfunction. It's not The Future, but it will be important for the future. Because lol if you think Klaus' increasingly diverse pets will be able to keep any shit running over the coming decades, including their totalitarianism.

>>53779268
20% is probably retarded, but 80% well, not quite full retard, but 4/5ths of the way there.

Of course this is from a guy going 80/20 VTI/JEPI in a taxable account (its less than a 15k account the taxes won't bite that bad, and if JEPI is down after 9 months, I will harvest the loss, and buy back in 31 days) and 5% JEPI in a Roth.

>>53779070
3 day operation finished yet?

remember when ali baba was gonna get "delisted" from the market.. wtf happened to us listed china stock FUD

>futures
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1676765923207406.webm

>>53780037
stop being so obviously jewish

So what the fuck are we supposed to do tomorrow?

>>53778598
Based. These are the same boomers that used to forward stupid chain emails to everyone, right?

>>53780033
The bigger threat is the chinese gov kidnapping your ceo to tickle his balls with a bamboo rod while the stock falls 50%

>>53779548
Who's John Galt?

Where the FUCK is Rocker???
>>53780057
Shut up, kid.

>>53780037
i kek'd

>>53780037
lmfao

>>53779326
This. Every time I buy puts I never see a return and the bleed on the indices is slow. Every time I get a cheeky bet like SIGA or SKYT it pops. The bear thesis is overcrowded and I see too many hungry companies with money to think we’re not seeing a reversal . Fundamentals are bull shit now. The Fed is in the driver’s seat and they might turn the temperature down but a crash will not happen. Don’t bet against America when there’s nowhere else better to put your money.

>>53779750
grim

Anyone here do pairs trades?
Looking into maybe trading the daily chart, probably 1-2 week trade duration, not sure what position sizing or returns would look like

Brapbros when will it end

Someone please seed Kurumi-chan 15 and 16. Also if the yen could plummet so my figure invoice is cheaper that'd be swell.

>>53780299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_f8GV0yYM&t=994s

>>53780299
All in boil when gas hits a buck and a quarter

>>53780299
>zalo
>gook girl
>asking about natty gas
Bottom is in

>>53779787
ICT mentorship content.

Watch the 2022 mentorship and then follow the 2023 mentorship content.

I am financially brapped

H5N1
50% mortality rate

>>53780325
Based Lynch poster.

>>53780368
If we should only be so lucky.

>>53780349
Lmao you guys were exit liquidity for people who bought natty gas in the summer.

>>53780299
the contract expires this week. Remember oil in april 2020?

>>53780386
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_spread_of_H5N1

help me construct what's in the smg ultra conservative investor class mutual fund right now:

>SOXL (33%)
>BOIL (33%
>SKYT (33%)
>AQB (1%)

thoughts?

>>53780424
>SKYT
nice
>no DOLE
hmmmm

>>53780299
We've been warning you for quite a while now that it ends at very nearly zero.
It's a byproduct of crude with a production cost of zero. Oil producers actually spend money to flare it away because there's too much of it. The entire value is in the transportation and export potential, which continues to be bottlenecked by freeport.

>>53780415
We're gonna have another "Anon learns the meaning of physically settled" episode.

>>53780422
Oh wait it's H5N8 now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020%E2%80%932023_H5N8_outbreak

>>53780439
idk i feel like DOLE is too memey. it's like BBBY and GME or AMC for me right now, too reddit

>>53780368
>>53780422
4 cases, 1 death last year.

>>53780444
>Physically Settled
Yes please!

>>53780459
Settle deez nuts.

>>53780451
Of all the charges against DOLE, that's the one we can throw out. Hyping it back during IPO (before it plunged lol) two years ago doesn't make it reddit.

>>53778305
/smg/ seems to favor SKYT over INTC when it comes to semis priced under 50. I'm considering entering positions in both but I would love to hear from anyone who favors one over the other. Is INTC a hold for Boomers? What day you Cokeanon?
I don't need shilled or spoonfed but I'm holiday wagecucking on the graveyard and always love to hear from comfy weekend /smg/™.

>Russia said on Sunday that Ukraine was planning to stage a nuclear incident on its territory to pin the blame on Moscow ahead of a United Nations meeting, without providing evidence for the accusation.
https://www.jpost.com/international/article-732067

>>53780475
There's a hilarious Rorschach test on that front. As an investor, does this story inspire confidence or fear in you? https://www.semianalysis.com/p/intel-cuts-pay-for-employees-to-keep

>>53780475
>>53780498
The thesis was unironically that the 9 members of SKYT's board of directors were white males. INTC fell for the diversity meme. So basically they're going to suffer a death of a thousand cuts as they keep fucking up and nobody will understand why. Also, they have local factories which would help with US protectionism.

You know I might try to go long SKYT / short INTC as a very viable pair trade. Gonna have to research that. Shame they only have 1-2 years of history but that's just go it goes

>>53780144
I posted it at the end of last thread. I'm Lansing until Tuesday so the updates will resume next Sunday.

>>53780489
this isn't news

>>53780489
Has modern war just become fucking your own shit up and blaming it on the other guy now?

What stocks make treatments for bird flu?
It just jumped to mammals in the US.

We could get another ez SIGA play. Cmon smg use your fucken brains here.

Any stocks tied to Lebanon that I need to short?

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1627462941615312899

I hate niggers and was told that I’d fit in well here.
Do you guys hate niggers too?

>>53778771
hell yeah fuck modern medicine

>>53780576
We could, but likely not. Bird flu is the poster child for the media memeing nothingburger viruses. Oh, wow, a couple minks got it? Stop the fucking presses.

>>53780578
Not really, it's a basket case shithole and has been for some time.

>>53780574
Always has been

>>53780592
Depends if you meet the minimum racism threshold.

>>53780609
I don't think you were here for SIGA.

>>53779580
mexico is what?

>>53780652
a country

>>53780638
I was, but do you remember the multiple mpox outbreaks and media hype prior to that?
>Virus hits village of 200 in B'guru province, Wakanda!
>Exotic African virus kills 5! [Out of 50 infected]
>Why a Congolese monkey virus may evolve one day to kill us all.
You had to wait until those gerbiling parties for it to leave the incubators and make it actually investable.

10 mink farm workers getting each other and their families sick over the course of 3 weeks and you'll have something.

>>53780536

Specifically INTC fell for bindification. Turns out competing in the semiconductor game requires a particularly high IQ workforce and if your org is captured by jeet management you're fucked. They only care about hiring more jeets, who might well be very smart by jeet standards but a bunch of 115 IQ EEs designing your chips is just not quite gonna cut it when your competion is mainly east asian and european EEs who are 130+ avg.

Still, I think the short Intel trade is risky b/c USG will keep re-animating the corpse. Any US based semis will be showered with gibs due to simmering conflict with Taiwan no matter how incompetent they may be or how much they refuse to do anything but import more of their village to Hillsboro.

>>53780626
Damn, boy must have been chucking rocks all day. I want this as a job.

>>53780673
Good point anon. My bad.

>>53780717
Ah I'm mainly just frustrated that even if it does go human-to-human, we'd just rerun the COVID playbook. Short the ground zero country, then the broader market, see Pfizer or Moderna or whoever crank out some vaccine that only adds 5% to their stock price, Fed prints a recovery.

At least something like Ebola or Marburg we'd get oddball companies to sift through.

>>53780424
add in rawdogging SPXL

>>53780741
>SOXL
>SPXL
>SQXL?

>>53780424
why don’t you just go all in on SPY or CDs?

Chinas pumping liquidity into the markets again

>>53780760
Filtered

>>53778305
Puts on RNG, AA and TEAM. Expiration date 5 weeks out.

>>53780424
>BOIL

Fucking stupid. This shit is nowhere near ready yet. Even if it was, going into a leveraged ETF like BOIL and not just holding UNG for the medium term while it climbs back to its mean is fucking stupid. Leveraged ETFs like BOIL fall victim to restructuring, theyre not meant to be held longer than a day or two. Nothing conservative about that.

>>53778320
So a utopia then?

>>53780790
>filtered
what does that mean?

>>53780794
What an odd set of shorts.

>>53780852
Why do you say that? There are other stocks out there besides just reddit-bullshit like TSLA and RIVN ya know.

>>53780868
It's like that joke:
>Hitler comes to power in Germany and marches the SS into town. He orders them to round everyone up, then execute all the Jews, plus one clown.

>People ask "Why the clown?"

>He replies "See? No one cares about the Jews!"
(Alcoa is the clown here)

>>53780794
I can't believe I almost bot RNG at 280...

Instead of buying a rental property I'm just going to load up on VNQ or O.

>>53780940
A lot of shitty scam tech companies got pumped in what I call the Liquidity Crisis of 2021. Dumbasses from Reddit were just literally throwing darts at a board of shitty tech stocks and blindly buying them. RNG is like a shittier, pajeet version of Zoom, and Zoom itself is pretty fucking shitty right now, so that's really saying something.

>>53780941
Smart. REITs are better than rentals.

>>53780498
>>53780536
I'm 614 and it's been interesting listening to the chatter over the years since INTC bought all of the Boomer farmland in neighboring Licking County and announced the new facility. All I can picture is H1B pajeets and filthy chinks from tOSU moving out that way, which is tricky business in itself because the Columbus sprawl moving that way is already contaminated with coloreds. I've always assumed INTC is on the ESG nonsense and picture a middling company that's still going to be favored my investors due to brand recognition. I've been thinking about playing the wheel for a while but it's in the back of my head that the company will eventually drop below 20.
SKYT is also on my shopping list, mostly because it's so new it doesn't appear to be contaminated yet, although it's hard to picture a Minnesota company not succumbing to the cucked nonsense eventually. Interesting times we live in.

>>53780592
Absolutely. I'm long ROPE.

>>53780956
>the Liquidity Crisis of 2021
Can you elaborate? I didn't notice much but then I was still newish. I figured we'd have a liq crisis at some point

>>53780962
It's not racism, it's shorting ESG

>>53780959
I always wanted to be a slumlord though.

>>53781001
If you want to leverage up and make it your job then go for it, but buying one rental for some side income is a waste of time.

>>53780962
Minnesota is slowly but surely getting pozzed. Whether that will affect SKYT is tbd.

>>53780191
We are in consolidation precisely because there is roughly equal numbers of bullish and bearish order flows. Once one side builds up to critical mass, we will breakout with stops and take profits being triggered in succession overwhelming the order block and fueling the new expansion.

This is why sentiment is very important in a time like this. At the going rate, I see a green day Tuesday, and probably more consolidation to come

Im thinking of shorting Netflix thoughts ?

>>53781084
I read some articles about modeling cash flows by looking at float-adjusted market cap and looking at annual volume and average price to determine liquidity ... is there any merit to that?

>futures

>>53781095
didn’t the hedgie faggot that runs greenlight capital or whatever do that for years on end and get his balls absolutely strangled?

>>53778357
Do options, I turned 700 into 4500 in 2 weeks. (I did have alot of luck tho)

>>53781126
You'd only get those kinds of returns with excessive risk. What'd you do, faggot?

>>53780191
Nobody is saying we cant have a bull run, what people are saying is that weve been overbought since the end of January and are due for at least a brief pullback down to possibly either the SPY daily chart 200 SMA or the top of the downward channel from 2022 before we take off on another leg upwards to new YTD highs. Either way, there needs to be a pullback of some sort, especially with the abysmal inflation reports this past week. If you're Bullish, you should hope for a healthy pullback anyways to confirm the trend before continuing upwards- it shows that the upwards move is healthy and strong and confirms its direction, and not just mechanical bullshit like short squeezes and gamma squeezes. This market just cant shoot straight up forever in a vertical V line, especially as the Dollar starts to creep higher too, there needs to be a pullback sooner rather than later at some point.

>>53781153
Depends on excessive risk, if losses are capped at just $700, and its only a small portion of his portfolio buying power, then its not really that risky is it?

i was promised a big red dildo today where is it

>>53781178

We are overbought relative to the only thing that matters: liquidity.

Pic related is not perfect, but it has been a damn good indicator since 2020. We could be establishing an upward channel of S&P vs liquidity in which case I can see it rising another 5% or so, or we might bounce of the previous high in the area I have helpfully labelled (to describe peak mumu euphoria).

Remember if you have credit cards, you support big government and are a paypig.

>>53778360
>Muh section 230

Libs were crying about this shit years ago, getting rid of it won't do dick. it's pure fucking nonsense.

Day 11 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. FINALLY fixed it.

>>53769171

>>53781201
It's generally accepted that 2% is the optimal amount of money to lose on a trade. This would imply he has a balance of $35,000.
If anon has less cash, he's taking on too much risk and statistically will crash and burn long term.
If anon has more cash, he's not taking on enough risk and could be doing more optimal trades on other categories

>>53781264

You are a delusional clown and I'm angry at you for doing something I am unwilling to try.

Keep going you stupid faggot. Make sure you touch the sun.

>>53780751
>he doesn’t know about SOCL

>>53781290
We never know our limits unless we test them.

>>53781321
God speed anon. Fly like Icarus. Succeed where he failed

>>53779326
Perhaps you are right. Every financial and banking crash throughout history did not just happen overnight. Its a slow boiling frog kind of thing, takes time before it gets too hot.

1720, 1873, 1901, 1929, 1973, 2000, 2008...they all had a bunch of shit going on before they went full throttle. I expect a lot of things to occur in 2023 before the big happening I reckon.

>-0.04%
IT'S OVER

>>53781268
This text book shit is dumb. Risking a couple hundred dollars with a capped loss as a worst case scenario on every trade to make a couple thousand dollars within a few weeks is hardly risky. You can even hedge with cheaper options with shorter expiration dates in the opposite direction just to be safe.

>>53781402
It's a numbers game, though. You have to be able to endure a long series of losses (8 to 10) because mathematically, even the best system WILL hit those losses eventually. If you trade 2% risk and eat 6 losses in a row, you're down 11%. If you trade 5% risk, it becomes a 26% loss, which is very difficult to recover from. You have to maintain a certain risk/reward to succeed long term. I'm confident in that, because even if I'm at a net loss over the last 3 years, I haven't been a retard that got blown up on leverage or throwing all my money on one ticker, like many anons here have.

>>53781466
>>53781402
And I'm not saying my way of trading is the best, it's just that's what works for me

>>53781321
I'd like to join your firm as vp of product development. I think you'll find my taste in animated pornography more than makes up for any lack of experience or credentials.

>>53778322
I liked this game

>>53779070
>black swan

iirc its not really a black swan event if they flat out tell you its all expected to happen

>>53781466
It could also be argued that its a mathematical concept that if you purchase options with a equal weighted capped losses of a few hundred bucks per trade throughout a diverse basket of stocks, one of them will strike it big enough eventually to not just erase all the losses from the bad trades but profit overall substantially in the thousands of percent and push your portfolio deep into the green. Perhaps even two options trades will strike it big and bring your portfolio even further deeper into the green.

>>53781472
For sure man. It's always good to keep the conservative mindset in the back of your head.

>>53781321
>>53640240
encrypted comms? this isn't that black critics shit is it

oh shit it's a burger holiday, which means 500 futures are basically just moving on euro market speculation...
doubling my short

george washington was a good man

>>53781594
i never met him but that's what i heard

>>53781547
>a mathematical concept
it's called gambling

>>53781594
He owned slaves.

>>53781617
And he was a good man

>>53781617
BASED

>>53781617
>you were born too late to own slaves and too early to explore the cosmos

>>53781547
Fuck I was writing a long reply and pressed esc

Basically what I was going to say was that options are efficient and a spread is the net greeks. If you expose yourself to long delta, you lose on theta. If you hold until expiry, you remove vega risk, etc.
Ultimately, I said that you have to make sure the risk justifies the return. There's nothing wrong with 0dte deep OTM options as long as it's optimized.
For example, if you have a 5% win rate for a $2 option, you better be damn sure you get a $40 payout (20x reward). That's your breakeven point for this strategy in terms of math. How often does an option pay out 2000%? Not often, but I've seen it reported on Yahoo.

>>53781608
So is any so-called "conservative" method of trading.

>>53780424
LQD
MBB
MUB
JPM

>>53781556
enjoy ur money while u can

>>53781726

I have fantasies about visiting absurd ice planets with ice aliens. All the while traveling in the silence of space while getting my bones broken with sledgehammers.

>>53781745
this is beautiful anon

>>53781662
>I've seen it reported on Yahoo.


Oh ok, that makes it true then.

>>53781765

What happens in Europa?

Pluto is still a planet in my heart

I hate metatrader it's full of bugs

>>53781797
Oh man, I'm used to shitty and old interfaces but I absolutely do not want to get into that at all. I'm just using MT4 for paper trading some forex pairs to learn it a bit better, but all my signals are on tview

OIL

>>53781823
same but i want to switch back to metatrader as a back up. and since last week paper trading on TV consume lots of CPu, both on the browser and on their windows App.

I feel that TV becomes shittier as time passes by, they jsut develop new social features nobody asks for.

>he hasn’t checked the futures yet

Yeah im thinking im all-in hasbro.

>>53778463
Best post itt

>>53781797
>>53781856
Forex-tards not welcome. Leave.

>>53782023
Forex is equivalent to shorting equities

I hate stocks.

>>53782042
Forex markets are over-leveraged, margin account trash designed to scam poos out of their money. If you want to trade currencies just go long on a currency ETF or short equities by going long on an inverse index ETF. Forex spot trading is retarded and is aimed specifically at beginners to trading and third worlders for a reason.

>futures
>/pol/-chuds btfo again

I haven't checked the value of my stocks in quite a few months. Can't be arsed, I'm on 10 year plan.

>>53782078
based biden bringing peace and stability to the global order

>looking at futures computer
So this is it huh? Stocks will never and I mean NEVER go back up ever again huh?

Walmart earnings are about to be published before markets open tomorrow. Should I put all my savings into that shit or should I just stay away from it?

>>53782070
>inverse
vanguard doesn't let me do this

>>53782295
its going up, why? because i believe

>>53781373
>1720, 1873, 1901, 1929, 1973, 2000,
> 2008
> Didn't that fucker fuck me up real good
> 2020
> and whatever you want to call this
> At the end of the day one kike wins one goy loses.
> We can't help ourselves.

>>53778360

>family blames YouTube for daughters death and not the radical religion known as Islam

>>53782426
There is no plaintiff to charge for islam

>futuros

>>53782445

Should fire bomb their local mosque

>>53782459
I will just let s certain other religion buckbreak them and turn their women gay

Up or down?

>>53782387
Kek, that's a good movie, might have to watch it again someday.
https://youtu.be/IAqAl292ozs

Can't believe that there were so many of them throughout our history. Even had shit like 33 AD with Roman loans and 692 with Byzantine coin exchange shit. I bet 2023 will be added to the list.

I feel like investing in my broker's shares out of self interest. Are brokerages even good businesses?

Am I going to have to look for a job this year if stocks don't recover?

thoughts on buying UBISOFT?

>>53782532
Are you going to be laid off?

>>53782617
I'm a NEET with no work experience and a worthless degree.

>>53782521
>. I bet 2023 will be added to the list.
I have so many questions about this. Any place I can get a QRD and why anons think this is a habbening?

>>53782628
If stocks don't go up and you don't want a job your only option is to prove you're a top trader by making money in a bear market

>>53778305
Dutch anon here. Should I buy treasuries? Got a lot of money in the bank doing nothing and I am not too positive about the economy for the coming years.

3 years at 4 something percent a year is not good but it is better than 0.01 interest I get at my scammy bank now. Might buy a house in three years to it aint terrible.

bullish or bearish?

WHY IS THE MARKET CLOSED

>>53782747
bank holiday

>>53782613
gay

uranium

>-0.14%
It is over.

>portfolio thread on /biz/
>it's nothing but crypto
why

>>53781321
Based.

>>53782723
you shouldn't be at a "scammy bank" even credit unions give pretty good returns

FRESH
>>53783040
>>53783040
>>53783040

>>53783054
>>53783054
>>53783054
>>53783054
>>53783054
>>53783054

>>53783047
>>53783058
this fucking general...

>>53783047
>>53783058
We like to have fun here.

>>53783058
You were a minute and a half late. Sorry loser

>>53783047
>>53783058
>giant fart noise for comedic effect

>>53783058
Lmao people are posting in my thread but no one has posted in your abortion of a thread yet

>>53781020
In the short term it sure is, but give it 20 years, lots of hours (10 years if you feed it money and make it cash flow negative) , and it becomes like a giant dividend portfolio.

>>53782521
speculation will never end, it's human nature