/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53759575
So i guess in 2 week i'll show up in person, to the rental showing. But im not sure where to go from here. The goal is to lead the landlord on for as long as possible to waste as much of their time.

I guess i'll say i use a local Cali bank and my account got frozen for large spending in another state, so i need to visit the bank in person to sort it out. They think my account got hacked or some dumb shit. This requires me to travel back to CA and will take another week

what do i do next?

anyone else hate landlords?

>>53759601
Nah, in person would end the charade. Just no call no show then pretend to be an Indian lowballer also from Cali.

>>53759663
good idea, anon.

>>53759575
>>53759601
but why

>>53759691
https://youtu.be/m1m7WmKJZyQ

>>53759575
OP is doing gods work.
Just call in or mail communication is key here.
Bonus points if OP can trick the landlord in remodeling. E.g. "that kitchen looks dated" "if it had a bigger bathroom i would pay 10% extra"
Please keep us updated.

>>53759676
Do the accent too
DU HELLO SER I AM SENIOR IT TECHNICIAN LOOKING FOR GUD HOUSE BUT I KNOW A DEAL SER I SEE $1500 A MONTH I OFFER U $1200 AND MY WORD I PAY ON TIME OK?

>>53759708
>let’s get this out of the way
>we on the left—
Instant click off. Come to Jesus, Anon.

>>53759730
this is great thanks. will update

>>53759601
I get about 30 viewing requests within the first week of listing my rentals. It goes to the most qualified, most white or Asian person with the most submissive tendencies and earliest move in dates.

>>53759708
summarize this please its a 20 minute video

>>53759861
No sorry I WONT pay your mortgage

>>53759575
Holy fuck youre based as shit. This is like some of those old /b post where people fucked with those roasties. Guess biz really is still the best board. Good for you man. Doing God's work mien negro

>>53759844
>>53759730
why do an indian accent? that's played out do a oriental chinese or a hood black guy accent

>>53759861
my catfish has a salary of 200k. Is there more qualified tenants for you? what have you seen?

>>53759604
next you kys because you're a communist retard

>>53759877
ticket scalpers but with houses instead of tickets

>>53759861
>>53759890
Cope. I spread termites everytime i change rentals in minecraft.

>>53759883
India man very cheap

Based accelerationist

>>53759575
You should be doing it with new listings, not ones that have been on market for months. They will hold for you.

fun fact, during the cultural Revolution in China, landlords were killed en masse

they were hung, stabbed, choked, and most commonly, beaten to death by a cheering crowd.

>>53759691
Fuck you boomer your shack in your backyard isn't worth 2000 a month. Greedy boomers have ruined this country.

>>53761062
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>>53759575
Why is 4chan full of pozzed leftist fags now

>>53762235
High rent isn't a rightwing value. Hating boomers is something everyone under 50 can agree on.

>>53759601
>>53759575
why are you wasting your, and their time?

>>53762235
rent seeking isn't """right wing."""

You're doing god's work anon. The faster the real estate market collapses, the faster we're all gonna wagmi. Bad news is that it's never coming down, you know why? Because they need you to keep running on that hamster wheel and chasing that carrot.

>>53761062
They also killed all the birds and had a famine. Sounds like stupid chink shit.

>>53759601
Jesus christ your time is worthless huh

>>53759601

Is this really an effective use of your time?

>>53759575
Let me guess, you're a basement dwelling anon who can only conjure up the action to post on biz and typically don't do anything else in your life but consume?

>>53762421
It was worth it for rentseekers to be dead. Seethe and cope faggot boomer.

>>53762345
>>53762556
>>53762838
>>53762841
>literal boomers literally seething and coping
bitcoin needs to go to zero so you fuckers leave already.

>>53762869
Cool it with the tard rage rentoid, might need to tip your landchad extra this month for being such an auditory nuisance.

>>53759575
If true you're doing God's work

>>53759604
biz is a bunch of faggot communists these days

>>53759899
I love you OP, continue the good fight

Is anything about this illegal? I don’t think so off the top of my head

>>53759575
lol good luck doing that to my company

If I would find out you were bullshitting me I would share your number with other landlords and we'd make sure you're blacklisted forever from renting ever again

>>53763402
Oh no I’m blacklisted from renting from you or your boomer friends oh whatever will I do

Power tripping landlords are funny

>200k salary
>doesn't just buy a house
That would be a orange flag to me as a landlord, the story just doesn't make much sense, and if it were real it means I'd be expecting turnover pretty quickly. Just like hiring a PhD to work at McDonalds.

>>53762330
Hating boomers is cringe and normie pilled

>>53759890
Mao was right on the LQ.

>>53763402
Yeah give them the google voice number, that will be so effective when they can just change it at any time

>>53759725
This is based but remodelling too ambitious
Smaller shit like change the drapes or a bigger bed or a futon or some newer plates would all be possibld tho

>no more landlords
>new group of people buy homes and rent them
wait...

>>53761062
And then they spent the next fifty years on the brink of starvation, living in over-crowded derelict buildings and sheds.

>>53762330
Boomer here. I don't care whether you hate me or not. Just get my lawn mowed on time and tell your sister its time for my weekly bj. Chop chop.

>>53759883
Because they're notorious lowballers.

>>53759604
>>53759618
holy fuck! why did they hate landlords so much?

>>53759575
fucking based.
If you're a landlord your days are fucking numbered.

>>53763402
LOL THE SEETHE IS PALPABLE
>I'll blacklist u from me and my landlord chud friends!!!
OH NOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao. you're better off fucking their wife or some shit. better use of your time

>>53759601
If your trying to troll the land lord you will need to waste his time and little to none of yours. I wont tell you how after all this is all satire

>>53759618
yeah. I keep getting outbid by "investors" who just turn around and rent the properties. I want to live long term and help my community and neighborhood grow. These pieces of shit ruin american communities and families with their greed.

>>53759601
Unfathomably based but why would you post pics of yourself on 4chan Chad

>>53759604
If you actually go to the showing then after you are done you can go back and start a thermite infestation in the place.

Lol what a no life

>>53763402
Hahaha suck shit ya mong cunt, a burner sim is 5 bucks before you start your game. And i can tell you now its worth every cent

>>53759708
>posts a literal communist faggot
lewl kill yourself

I waste their time on Facebook marketplace. That’s as far as I go

>>53773487
tell him "no no I don't want all three houses 3800 is way too much for those three I'm sorry
you seem like a swell guy so I will pay 1350 for one of them, but that's my last offer please stop wasting my time, there has to be a limit to one's greed"

>>53763402
hey wagie, mortgage is due on the first. i dont care about those "rentcucks" wasting your time or whatever excuse it is this month.

>>53766103
how about..
you cannot own other peoples homes? is that really extreme gommunism or just liberty?

Burned out coworker and his wife just went from 0 to 33 doors within ~45 days, liquidating all their assets to become full time landlords instead.

Hope it works out for them but man...feels bubbly when normies ape in like this.

>>53773867
>let someone crash on my couch while I'm gone if he does me a favor
>come back
>dude get out, it's my house you can't have it back

>>53759618
>Y-yyoure just jealous because your poor! The landlord worked very hard to hang crooked blinds and paint over electrical outlets with primer only! He brings value to the world with his wood rot stair case and diy plumbing work! He deserves $2k a month for doing the electrical work himself and never changing the windows in 40 years!

>>53773924
sometimes tells me they're the type to rent to niggers. his wife won't be the only one getting destroyed by BBC.

>>53774026
thats literally how "capitalism" works in the us right now
squatters rights is a fucking joke

>>53759575
You own nothing and live in a pod

>>53763402
>m-me and the other slumlords are going never going to allow you to pay me for an overpriced shithole!