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>>53739939
I hate to ask but you DO wash your ass, right?

>>53739939
just use soapy paper anon

>>53739958
Yes but there’s just so much hair. I scrub and scrub and it always smells like poop. It’s like trying to get peanut butter out of a rug.

>>53739939
Listen, stop being a fat slob and go to the gym and sweat that shit stink off. After about 12 months of that then you will be clean. Do it

>>53739972
You know you can shave your ass, right? And do you actually wash your asshole or just your crack?

>>53739979
Thanks I’ll cut out the fried chicken
>>53740005
I bend over and slather every area in soap, I scrub and let the shower head rince my asshole. Then I repeat several times. I just took a third shower and my ass actually smells good now. Can’t wait to let someone lick it later.

>>53739939
it's supposed to smell like poop and intestine you retarded sodomite

>>53740037
>calls me a sodomite
>fantasizing about my intestines
Ok faggot

>>53740031
Use your fingers to literally touch your actual asshole and remove debris. Like Actual contact with the center of the hole/rim. Not near it. AT it. You honestly should go even further and get like the inner .5-1mm of inside too. You don't need to poke and go in... that's fucking stupid. But get a ruler and see what .5mm looks like.

All this makes a world of a difference anon. Also yes trim your ass. Shaving is aids but trimming is fast and easy.

>>53739939
Stop eating goy slop.

>>53740005
>shave your ass
GAAAAAAY