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index fund?
banks employ tons of traders.
the difference between you and those traders, is just drugs.
take some psychedelics, and maybe coke, then you can pick stocks like a pro.
the index fund shit is just so banks can sell you their junk bonds/stocks they don't want.
and they plan to fuck you a second time with bail-ins, just blatantly robbing you.
mo' drugs, mo' money.

>>53736139
junk bonds/stocks? no indexes reflect stock market indexes aren't you thinking of active funds
does alcohol work as a drug?

>>53736089
look at that wagon hes draggin

>>53736172
its big isnt it? i thought so too that's why i included it as my OP img

>>53736163
I suggest a psychedelic + stimulants and you come back with a depressant.
no, that's unacceptable, unless you're a perma-bear.

>>53736089
Read Damodaran.

>>53736282
a perma-bear? what is this

>>53736347
just always thinks the market will crash and when it goes to zero it will go negative.
e.g. negative $40 oil futures
if you're neither a perma-bear nor perma-bull, you need an opioid like kratom, that makes you feel like everything's fine, and then use some adrafinil or Adderall to kind of keep you productive.
psychedelic + cocaine = perma-bull
alcohol + weed = perma-bear
opioid + stimulant = perma-crab; straddle
no drugs = pig & pigs get slaughtered.

>>53736603
how much money have you made off of "do drugs" strategy anon?

>>53736726
average 12% YoY for the last 5 years.
but I'm gonna get rich off HBAG, because it's the globohomo scam coin for the NWO.
it's on the WEF's website.
mance is a schizophrenic and thinks he can talk to god directly.
programmable currency (currency that can expire or be only used for certain goods/services)
digital ID (vaccine passports + social credit score)
it's GREEEEN, don't you care about the environment, anon?
coupon fraud prevention, people photoshop coupons, that's a big deal.
and the governing council has a bunch of NWO companies like google.
long Hebrew Hashgraph!
Hail the WEF!
Slava Ukraini!
Israel is our greatest ally!

>>53736808
wait no fuck, brain-fuck, I meant Leemon is a schizo, mance is NWO connections.

>>53736808
what is HBAG? do you mean HBAR? I honestly have no idea what this but HBAR came up when I googled

who is Leemon?

>>53736938
Dr. Leemon is the mathmagician that pulls the strings, he created the hashgraph.
HBAR = HBAG = HBARF
it's all the same thing.

>>53736139
retard. the vast majority of traders underperform indexes, including huge hedge funds. this is a statistical fact.

For me, it's dumping money into a stock, only for it to slowly bleed over the course of 2-3 years, all the while averaging down until it shoots back up to the price I bought it for originally for YUGE gains. Works every time.

>>53738744
>retard. the vast majority of traders underperform indexes, including huge hedge funds. this is a statistical fact.
here's another statistical fact.
you're average IQ.