/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53723534
im just gonna buy more mushroom stocks thanks

TRUFF is going to moon hard

>>53722338

SOUR HOUR

>>53723534
Yikes.... I do business with some of those companies

>>53723553
Have you considered MNMD, shill?
>>53723559
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

during 2020 crash i told you tards to buy PH at like 115. most underrated industrial / defense contractor stock out there

great divvy growth too

>>53723562
I've never even heard of any of those companies. I'm getting too old for this shit, its like I'm out of touch with the younger generation.

>>53723559
Why the fuck did we giga print during the pandemic again?

What is the ideal GDP growth, unemployment rate, fed funds rate, CPI print they are trying to achieve now?

>>53723584
>>53723559

>>53723559
oh no back to trend

>>53723610
>government handouts does nothing but cause inflation
I
AM
SHOCKED

>>53723584
THATS MY WIFE YOU MOTHER FUCKER

its over

Baggie is such a god damned jew.

Just DYOR you lazy kike baggot.

Also, wtf are the energy effects that cause xenon 129 to not be burned off in natural nuclear reactions?

>>53723602
because we paid everybody not to work instead of just letting them go to work and potentially catch the sniffles.

>>53723584
>Have you considered MNMD, shill?
yeah looks good for the gap fill to $6. it wont moon like TRUFF though

>>53723635
Soon
See: >>53723605

First for shower posting

>>53723602
So people didn’t have to pay rent for years and landlords couldn’t property tax so we printed money so the chimps in California could go to Vegas and live like a wise guy for a month

>>53723659
yeah just keep regurgitating what zerohedge is posting. you're gonna make it

>>53723670
It pains me to know that stimulus checks were spent on meme stocks, nfts, and door dash

>>53723691
I spent mine on a garage gym and it was one of my best purchases besides my speakers

>>53723691
It is what it is

When you think about it, the yield inversion is like that one autist on the train going "CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM" when nothing is happening.

Threadly reminder that jews are your enemy

>>53723584
God I want to suck her penis

>>53723691
You do know that the entire US deficit can be explained by gibs for spics and niggers, right?

WHY I CHOOSE THIS LIFE
https://youtu.be/kWB9sf2h8H8

>>53723691
I am in college; there is a accredited class to learn ping how to create nft’s and it’s potential as a market place. The university is literally teaching students how to grift society without remorse.

>>53723673
Soon

The handouts given to people were nothing compared to the quantitative easing done by the Fed.
Stop being retarded good goys.
I had to lecture my professor about this shit already once.

>>53723709
Yeah, that fucking autist should let me buy 30 year bonds at over 5%, what the fuck is his problem?

>>53723723
I'm not learning japanese for nothing. Its not even racism, its a simple fact that only white men are a net positive on the budget. Once we hit a certain ratio we are actually fucked

>>53723727
No, theyre grifting those students without remorse.

Making nfts is piss easy.

>>53723729
Your professor is indoctrinating your ass. If you think the PPP loans didn’t cause inflation, who boy howdy, that’s academia for you

>>53723729
I can be mad at both dumbass

>>53723723
This is why it’s your duty to avoid paying as much taxes as you can.

>>53723691
I never got one because I was "essential". I don't know how would have progressed if I was basically given my normal pay now but to do nothing but stay home. I think it would have broke me. I don't think I would be able to go back to work after getting paid to do nothing for 2 years. I think a lot of people who received that money ended up in that position.

>>53723709
back in the 70s it was this deeply inverted for many years.
If they decide to raise it high enough to tighten, we get a crash.
If they decide to continue sitting on their hands we get stagflation.

it's a problem unless you don't mind high inflation eating away at your returns.

damn the market is actually going to drop again, I'm going to risk off

I'm shook

>>53723728
i can see why that chart would look scary to a midwit

>>53723587
Where are you Paki anon?

>>53723604
GDP: max
Unemployment: 0%
Fed funds rate: 2%
CPI: 2%

They want to bring CPI down which might not work without repercussions in the unemployment situation. The job creation is still strong which should be inflationary. I think the market rallied because the sacrifice in the employment for getting inflation (CPI) to 2% is smaller than expected.

In the end, we all return to the embrace of his pincers

>>53723752
They do. But it’s about perspective.

>>53723758
You can. Calm down. Just know that one is a drop in the bucket.

>>53723729
The QE was nothing to the handouts to ukraine :^)

>>53723771
They won't allow a crash. They would prefer 20 years of stagflation instead. The government genuinely believes that people actually vote for candidates because of their behavior and don't just blindly vote for whoever has the letter next to their name they like.

I kneel.

>>53723771
Also we had just gotten off the bretton woods standard

>switch from eToro to ibkr after /smg/ recommended it
>pls fund account to activate your account :)
>do so
>platform shits itself as soon as it gets funded
>reach out to customer support
>pls gib 1-3 business days :)
>can't even withdraw my money

You fuckers...
I even put "friends and family" under "how did you hear about interactive brokers?"

>>53723810
Yeah, your professors perspective is: I’m over the age of 40, and whatever happens in 15 years ain’t my problem.

>>53723812
Don’t be antisemetic

>>53723604
>GDP growth: 10%
>Unemployment rate: 10%
>Fed funds rate: 10%
>CPI print: -10%
Stay hungry, stay on that grindset.

>>53723827
All hail the crab queen

>>53723789
Its about to pop spy to 430 bro.

>>53723830
FIDELITY and only FIDELITY. unless you are a degenerate gambler, in which case robinhood

>>53723723
This is why I don't blame brownoids as much, they’re obviously getting a decent deal out of it even if it fucks me over
A white person advocating for more welfare or social safety nets however is a genuine retard

You guys ready for Skywater to get another 10% day tomorrow?

reminder all you have to do is lose $5000 every day for 200 trading days and wallah youve lost a million bucks

>>53723823
>The government genuinely believes that people actually vote for candidates because of their behavior and don't just blindly vote for whoever has the letter next to their name they like.
You give them too much faith, they know they can do whatever the fuck they want as long as they control the narrative.
>orange man and red is bad, us good

>>53723830
enjoy the lowest and most degenerate margin rates in the business for your trouble

>>53723830
I told you to use DEGIRO

>>53723807
Yee claw.

>>53723870
>a million bucks
That‘s $200 in 2019 terms

Either going to buy Roku or Shopify, don't know yet which one lads, but I feel like tomorrow they're both going up. Also, I missed out on roblox, today's a sad day.

>>53723802
i dont think the job creation is as strong as they've indicated

people working 3 jobs is not the same as three people working 1 job each

i think they don't factor in the difference but i could be wrong (retarded)

if youre pakistani please do not reply to my posts thank you

>>53723881
It was 3 ibkr vs 1 degiro, sorry anon...

>>53723830
Fidelity or Schwab anything else is retarded

>>53723860
You can get in welfare too if you want it bad enough. People don't realize that living off of welfare and food stamps means you're going to be living in absolute poverty. I don't know why niggers don't want more out of life. Just being broke, living in a roach infested section 8 apartment, and eating horribly processed garbage food seems to be good enough for them.

>>53723894
The job shortage is real, mostly due to demographic trends.

>>53723903
If only you had listened

spy 0dte 414 calls are a bargain at 8cents rn

When did that water get poisoned?

>>53723549
Firstly I don't live there as I'll explain.
It would take hours to really get into but:
The people are illiterate and corrupt as fuck, the ruling class keeps selling them out to either America, China, [latest hegemon], there is a constant brain drain of talent, pooniggers to the East keep being belligerent cunts and cause a lot of spending that should be spent on infrastructure to be wasted on defence. That said I am going to be a contrarian and state that I don't think it's entirely negative, there's a lot of hope.
The fact that the state is weak means there is actually a fuckton of real libertarian style freedom that doesn't exist in the West anymore.
The civil society is stronk AF and is almost 100% immune to globohomo in a way that other Muslim countries aren't.
And yes a lot of this is to do with it being a 3rd world country but honestly looking at it from the outside there is a lot to be positive about.
There is a fuckhueg young cohort. The country has a future but it has to go through some difficult get-on-its-feet times first.
As for resources, idk it doesn't have that many worth using. And if that was a joke about the floods, then not cool.
How do we profit from Pakistan?
Idfk man, I ask myself the same thing a lot.
I feel like it's going to go through its own Adani stages soon so it might be best to keep away for now.
The only thing I see near term worth taking a chance on is how badly beat up the PKR is, it might be worth taking a long position, yes that is financial advice.

>>53723905
I somewhat like TD...but schwab owns us now I guess.

He changed his background
What implications does this have?

TOO TEMPTED TO BE SO PURE
https://youtu.be/CFCb8zvRaZE

>>53723906
>grow weed
>sell 3 baggies a day $150 under the table
>all food, rent, health insurance covered for free

Wow how awful. What a terrible life.

You can do this as a white man too, in a white neighborhood, once your house is paid off.

Wtf is bitcoin doing, Nasdaq should be pumping to the stratosphere also this isn’t fair

>>53723927
Other than that, just keep an eye on whatever business does something that the youth want a piece of, my guess is it will be goyslop related, every time I went there my cousins were completely obsessed with goyslop and coffee chains. That sort of thing. There's a very busy place in Karachi called Tariq Road with a ton of those chains so you could start there with your research I guess.

I'm not a flag waver type of paki, many pakis in the West are somewhat self aware and intellectual (if they're middle class at least) but I also don't have this hatred of Pakistan like many of those do, I look at it with rational eyes. I may even go back there one day, I also sometimes think there will be a revolution against the ruling elite one day, there are many possible catalysts which I already mentioned.

>>53723909
There is definitely no job shortages, don't get it mixed up. The layoffs at the big tech companies are not indicative of the overall job market. We actually have too many jobs and not enough people to fill them. That's the reality of the situation.

What does OP pic tell me to buy before close

>>53723952
Uh yeah I meant worker shortage, my bad. I live in Germany and it‘s especially bad here. Particularly in winter when people get the flu or whatever and there are even fewer workers to get shit done.

Also if you want the "closest to reality" picture of modern Pakistan rather than believing the "all pakis are inbred retards who only pray all day" check out Slackistan, it's a bit old now but still highly fucking relevant, kinda shit but interesting film if you want to see Pakistan how the youth of Pakistan see it.

Wtf bitcoin

>>53723946
weed is legalized everywhere where it matters but understand that basically every drug dealer in the ghetto ends up dead or in jail. Which again could be solved by just getting a regular job somewhere else. Again it's explaining that most niggers have no expectations for their own lives.

>>53723798
Then why dont you see it?

>>53723992
You're talking about real drugs. Im just talking weed. You can make $100 daily quite easily selling weed just about anywhere once people catch on that you're holding. And no, in general, even niggers don't give a fuck about who has or sells dime bags of weed.

well if nothing happens soon I guess I'll just go back to crypto. i can't believe I trusted that slimy fuck

>>53723986
I just don’t understand how it does this retarded shit sometimes yet companies that actually make tonnes of cash do absolutely nothing

>>53724016
>$31 trillion
That‘s 31 million in pre inflation terms.

>>53723894
>people working 3 jobs is not the same as three people working 1 job each

Good point. I keep forgetting about that.

spy 413 brutally accepted

What is Bitcoin doing bros?

>>53723986
BEAUTIFUL!

>Gold down
>Bonds down
>SPY flat
>Bitty going bonkers
BOOMERS BTFO

But in all seriousness, I'm going all in on BITI.

>>53723978
It's ultimately going to be the last straw for small businesses. The company I work for is definitely going under, it's only a matter of time now. I actually look forward to going to a much larger company and moving up the ladder because I'm in a dead end job right now.

COINfrens..its only starting

DAN lied
Bobo died

>>53724030
The market is le forward looking (speculative jewish nigger garbage)

>>53724031
Its 123% of GDp

>muh debt to GDP
lmao, lol even
Wake me up when they count debt to total assets of the country, as it should be. And as any bank does when I mortgage my ass to buy a house at 500% debt to salary ratio.

>>53724040
Its gonna dump

>>53723947
wait actually what IS happening with bitcoin LOL

>>53724043
Same man, same. We had like 15 workers pre pandemic, now there are 4 left. The rest either retired or went on to larger companies where there‘s less work and better pay.

>>53724067
I said I bought BITI didn't I?

uh what's crypto doing? Is it going up on no news whatsoever?

>>53724033
Checked.

>>53724040
I been stacking BITO since FTX, up ~30%

Can someone do my homework for me

What is the right relationship between bonds:
a) when interest rates rise , yields rise, and prices of bonds fall
b) when interest rates fall, yields fall, and prices of bonds rise
c) when interest rates rise, yields fall, and prices of bonds fall
d) when interest rates fall, yields rise, and bond prices rise

Cause for me I was thinking that yields will stay the same and I can't wrap my head around this, since the bond will reduce its price to compensate for an increase in interest rate and vice versa to keep yields in line with the market

Am i retarded

>>53724070
Idk but shit is glorious

>>53724093
I was in MARA, SI, CLSK (bitcoin banks and miners way better than straight bitty) all January.

Been waiting for the final echo bubble to short. Looks like it's ready.

So there is no question now that we are in a bull market and october was the bottom, right?

>>53724083
Yes, nobody cares about news anymore if markets want to go up they will

>>53724095
The correct relationship between bonds is:

a) when interest rates rise, yields rise, and prices of bonds fall
b) when interest rates fall, yields fall, and prices of bonds rise

This relationship is due to the inverse relationship between bond prices and bond yields. When interest rates rise, new bonds are issued with higher yields, which makes previously issued bonds with lower yields less attractive to investors. As a result, investors will sell their older bonds in the secondary market, leading to a decrease in their prices. On the other hand, when interest rates fall, new bonds are issued with lower yields, which makes older bonds with higher yields more attractive to investors. This increased demand drives up their prices in the secondary market.

It's important to note that bond prices and yields have an inverse relationship, which means when bond prices increase, yields decrease, and vice versa. Therefore, option c) and d) are not correct.

>>53723553
It's been stuck at .10 got the past week. Why

Short or long ROKU?

>>53724119
I dunno, DAN said today was the start of the crash, and it looks like it's an inside day after yesterday's high.

>>53724073
It's really amazing how quick to the draw you have to be to even get an interview with an employee before some other company snatches them up. I was getting applicants on indeed and before I could even set up an interview with them they already went somewhere else ghosted us.

>>53724144
Dan is a stupid nigger that can‘t even win at 20 questions.

>>53724140
Yes

Doubled my money on Sky Kings. Thanks for the hot stock tip.

>>53724119
The market oversold because it believed jpow was going to overtighten.
he didn't so now it has overcorrected upwards
we're in a crab market. earnings reports have been mostly pathetic outside of a few outliers

>>53724058
The bank looks at your income first.
And that is taxes for the government, which is closely tied to GDP.

>>53724140
>pumps like a shitcoin into ER
seems primed for a dump, but maybe not

>>53724132
See that's what I thought, but then that means there were two correct answers. I was thinking that when interest rates fall yields on the CURVE may fall, and that's what they were getting at. So I chose the rise rise, price fall option.

I dont see why they would have two correct answers , but whatever.

SKYT running again

Anybody in coal?

I trusted dan and now I have to get a job at mcdonalds

What do you call this chart?

option expiry on friday

max frustration incoming!

>>53724095
You're retarded

Bond prices go down because new bonds with higher yields are issued so anyone with a brain tries to sell their bond for the new bonds. Bond yields go up when interest rates fall and Bond yields go down when interest rates rise. Price changes are related to the risk free rate and the availability of higher yield bonds

>WISH is up 26% today
god damn, is it really going to avoid de-listing? I've been thinking of shorting the $0.50 puts but I'm a pussy.

>>53724202
I sold, it was fun while it lasted, but it's time to move my money into the put options.

FIFTEEN MINUTES!

crypto giga dick

>>53724172
Baggie sold, moon mission starting now

>>53724050
Fuck DAN

>>53724211
I have some of her videos

>>53724211
BTU

>>53724216
ye ol' scare the normies ahead of earnings

>>53724172
your welcome

>>53724119
No, bear market rally. BTC has had a few 8% up days during this bear, this doesn't surprise me, it's actually good because they tend to lead to a nice drawdown afterwards. I'm glad I didn't go full retard on a Coinbase short earlier, now they'll probably keep ticking up until like $75-80 and kill off all bears in their path until the market pulls it back down.

Who the fuck is Vance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKlYpP1KEE
What does he have to do with the market close?
I'll let you decide.

oh, akamai

Wtf stockbros the crypto bros are laughing at us!!!

What earnings i gamble on ?

>>53724290
Doesn't everyone have both at this point?

Ok i went long on ROKU . X10 leverage.

>>53724220
I mean I know how bonds work in practice, their wording was confusing to me and it wasn't very specific

Current yield doesnt change without a change of price in the bond, and YTM doesnt change if you've already bought the bond. It's just an overly vague question

HOW CAN SHE PUMP

>>53724297
HCC

>closing in on $16

did biden shill crypto?

Shopify gonna kill earnings?

>>53724353
Yeah he said they are replacing USD with BTC

>>53724386
It will likely beat, if you check out Amazon‘s retail seller sales volume for the past quarter, as well as the fact that Americans spent more than anticipated.

1 more minute

oof shorts gotta be panicking right about now

>>53723912
sold at .16. you could have gotten rich today, but you didnt

DING DING DING HOW DID >>>(YOU) DO???????????????

I just came into say
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53724304
Pussy boomers will never buy crypto

>>53724329
>>53724465
+12%

>the market continues to be an unending scam from the moment this fucking faggot stole office

Well that felt good at the end

>>53724465
+0.03%
uneventful, my oil stocks counterbalanced all my green

Fucking jewish power hour...

>>53724496
That's what she said.

>>53724494
the uber rich want what they paid for

OOOOOOH SHOPIFY

>>53723144
>>53723273
told you nigger

>>53723534
I’m so glad I sold my whole TSLA position to get into jr gold mining stocks.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK my life.

Why is gold so fucking shiiiit?

>mumus euphoric over 0,3%

Yeah this is the top, only down from here

you bought puts right anon?

>>53724520
the only gold related stock you should buy is Hochschild mining which is massively down because Peru is unstable, but if you are willing to hold it is guaranteed to 2x, if not 3x or 4x

>write puts on dpz
>rallies $12/4% immediately afterward
yeah im thinking based

>>53723889
figured. neither.

>>53724520
Because you're in it.
>>53724465
+.25, mostly thanks to DRIP

>>53724555

>>53724465
+.47%, boring but comfy. +10.44% YTD.

I am the anon who went long on roku with a x10 leverage . I inversed /smg/. It always work

Where are the anons that bought puts on SKYT because they were so fucken edgy?
I know you’re lurking.

>>53724520
>gets into precious metals, and precious metal miners
>doesn't understand relationship to DXY and Bond Yields

kek

i had to leave the house for 2 hours it was terrible what did i miss

>>53724591
I only shorted it to inverse baggot but I closed it out this morning.

Since the nations is becoming so lefty and progressive, which phase of communism involves tricking the underclasses into participating in a fake stock market so the ruling class can buy back all of its capital while using superior to technology to assrape the public back into manual labor and punish it for accumulating any wealth for itself?

>>53724290
This is why you buy COIN and get both of best worlds.

So, uh, Marathon Oil is just going to do nothing after earnings?

>>53724591
I dumped mine this morning for a nice gain.

>>53724465
>XLB: 0.45%
>XLC: 0.95%
>XLE: -1.71%
>XLF: 0.14%
>XLI: 0.61%
>XLK: 0.47%
>XLP: 0.21%
>XLRE: 0.27%
>XLU: 0.63%
>XLV: -0.48%
>XLY: 1.19%

>Me: -7.24%
>YTD: 2.13%

Thanks, Devon, you cunt, for destroying the energy sector. I hope Putin's agents blow up some of your tank farms.

Look at him gooooo

>tfw the bottom was actually in october

FUCK DAN! FUCK DAN IN HIS STUPID FUCKING SEMI-CONDUCTOR!

>>53724606
pretty early stage i think. Stalin did that first before worker communes

>>53724628
You're cutting the wrong way

>>53724632
Why did you trust him? DAN's an agent of chaos.

>>53724465
Not checking

>>53724628
>futures

>>53724613

>>53724613
Marathon Oil is now up slightly after hours.

>>53724632
kek baggie

>>53724465
BOIL is boiling my networth until nothing is left

>>53724644
Dan sent me this the other day, dare I say, based?

>>53724665
I think they announce at 4:30 so /gethype/.

>>53724578
I wanna hang out at your place

>>53724628
>TFW you remembered your training

Holy shit don't look at Roku computer
Wtf does Roku even do? I know roku means six in Japanese, is this somehow related?

>>53724610
You ruined it for everyone

>>53724664

>>53723534
>SAM 392
a single 12oz is roughly $1.67 even after inflation, maybe $3 at worst. what could you possibly be doing to be worth that much over company's like Anheuser and Molson?

>>53724674
I'm tempted to double down on BOIL, maybe throw my entire networth into BOIL

>>53724680
With Dwyer, you go higher

shopify...

>>53724716
>beats
why is it selling off ?

>>53724613
Yeah, DVN recked me today too by proxy

>>53724752
SolarEdge Technologies beat earlier this week too, raised guidance, everything. Still dumped in after hours.
Sometimes you just get hooked for no discernible reason.

name a better snack
protip: you can't

>>53724704
You could just write me a check, I'll give you status reports on how I spend it.

>>53724589
Good job man

>VVIX

>>53724782
I can't, absolutely based

>>53724771
the whole market isn't making much sense lately

>>53724788
Clearly it doesn't work, he's on /smg/.
Explain how he inverses himself?

>>53724782
Beef jerkey.

>>53724824
moneybags over here

>>53724782
With inexpensive pleasures like this, anon, you can retire early.

SQQQ maxing. It doesn't matter if the market keeps pumping. I'm perfectly hedged.

i wonder when they'll start calling this the most hatred bull market in history

>>53724841
I even eat eggs in the current year.

>>53724695
>SAM 392
I recommend not refreshing that if you're long.

>>53724859
jesus, you probaly can afford orange juice too you cunt, just rub it in all of our faces why don't you

Rokusisters!!!

>People unironically bought SAM for $1,300

>>53724782
*blocks your path*

>bought SHOP and HCC into close

Help me guys

after a year and a half break I chose the WRONG DAY to get back in

>>53724465
Not too bad, AMZN needs to get back to 113 so I can make my profit though

>>53724883
>a prayer for SAM anon

>>53724842
And what you'll never realize till you have your own kids, is that your favorite treat as a child, your mum gave you so you'd shut up, for a minute.
You were exasperating.
Call your mother and tell her you love her. And tell her I said hi.

>>53724842
that's the plan, food fans

the volume. THE. VOLUME.

>>53724902
Damn, I forgot about that guy. One of the few married to his ticker that wasn't a total cunt, making anime images about it and whatnot.

Oh no no no no. How will /smg/ recover knowing that Biden is tapping Brainard?

>>53724891
don't worry. you will break even on market open and go green on all of your positions by eod tomorrow.

>>53724883
>P/E RATIO
>182.01

>>53724919
Powell hit it first

>>53724824
Based and jerkypilled.
>>53724919
>Bernstein

>>53724919
I highly doubt the vacuous biden even knows who she is.

alright what's the next tulip craze after AI

>>53724914
is the forest still quiet or wat

>>53724960
He knows that pussy though...

>>53724815
It's making perfect sense if you realize the market is fundamentally fucked and people are taking profits when they can. It doesn't make sense if you think this is a good market for a bullrun.

>>53724983
She's like an order of magnitude too old for Joey, anon.

>>53724977
cocaine and cans of spam

>>53724904
Thanks for that insight. I'll spend the next couple days thinking about that.

>>53724983
>>53724919
Delet this

>>53724181
>The bank looks at your income first.
Only when you're a peasant with no assets. Or rather, when your only asset worth a shit is your salary.
When lending to rich people, or plain out rich people that simply don't need to work, they don't give a shit about their salary. Imagine looking at the 1$ symbolic salary of a CEO to tell him you won't lend him shit when he wants to buy a house. Their assets are what's taken into account.
And such assets should be taken into account when talking about a country, or a person. Absolutely no difference.
Now take everything into account, roads, power plants, heck any infrastructure, housing, even industries, any natural resources, and so on. Now if you can put a price on, I don't know, the Eiffel Tower, I'm all ears. But I know for sure it's immeasurable.
Those are assets. Those are what matters. Those are why Western countries can go to triple digits % debt while shitty third world countries that can be almost debtless deal with shit rates and nobody wanting to lend them anything, because they're shit, their assets are just utter shit dustroads and no running water.

>>53725006
But anon that would imply that Biden's into six year...oh.

>>53724983
Doubt it, im 100% certain he couldnt even get it up without tons of pills lol

LAST YEAR ONE OF YOU FAGS SAID ITS GONNA BE AI WINTER FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS FUCK YOU IM GONNA LOSE MY JOB

>>53725015
spam is exy now
like $4 a can around here
not tryna pay that much to make some musubi

>>53725026
That must be the dumbest shit I ever heard

Can SOXL and bitfarms just go up more? Thanks

>>53725026
Well regardless of what assets you think the Chinese could claim in a US bankruptcy, they're certainly not lending like it. The only net treasury buyers have been the Fed and, recently, domestic retail.

>>53724913
I immediately love this food-and-lifestyle influencer.

ASMB stock ladies!

Didn’t some multi billionaire bet the farm on the cpi being bad? Wonder how fucked that position is

>>53725045
not if you're /fit/ and effay

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>>53724985
What ur saying doesn't make much sense to me either. But thanks for trying.

>>53724883
I mean, hard seltzer was one of the largest fads I've ever witnessed die out so quickly. Every tech bro event had a retarded amount of White Claws and Truly, but it seems that SAM overinvested into it.

>>53724977
Marijuana

>>53725082
Carl Icahn bet $50m on SPX being below 4050, expiring Friday.
https://marketrebellion.com/news/trading-insights/carl-icahn-makes-50m-bearish-spx-option-trade/

>>53725059
in two more weeks you'll be able to get a mother daughter double blow job for a single can. it's the next big thing

>>53725082
Carl Icahn. He closed them out for a 50% loss and rolled them to March.

>>53725026
>Imagine looking at the 1$ symbolic salary of a CEO to tell him you won't lend him shit when he wants to buy a house.
They wouldn't give me a loan for my house without 2 years of work history, assets didnt matter.... So I payed cash for it and told the jews to pound sand.

>>53725166
ran into this when trying to rent for a while
i felt like saying i could literally buy your mortgaged house outright you pleb landlord

Marathon Oil bros...

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

>>53724883
you can buy one of these and resell it within a week for almost $200 profit. they should be releasing another this year but if you want an easy way to buy into a stock like that (and i'm neglecting their AI dynamics commercial).

lumber down -> bearish
XLU down -> bullish
SP500 over 200 day -> bullish
still 66% bullish

>>53724782
pussy

>>53725166
based, thinking about doing this with a car eventually

>>53725195
I literally told the guy I have the cash, he wouldn't budge.

Today was a good day

>>53723623
It's not the handouts causing inflation. It's across the board price gouging by companies.

important update from based DAN the AI, he wants to let you know that the calculations were a bit off, and the market crash scheduled for today was postponed for about 2 weeks.

Baggie do a seething kike post in a pol thread again, I want it to become a regular thing
>>>/pol/416317849

I don't understand the current market environment.

UPST just reported some of the most dogshit results I've ever seen and they're up 30%.
There's a whole basket of scams and/or future bankruptcies I track and they're all up minimum 10%.

>>53725096
>TA retardation
TA only works if there are macro reasons why the market should go up. There are no reasons it should go up. Which you will learn in the next few weeks when it predictably goes back down, you absolutely desperate baggot.

>>53725259
>inflation is le evil greedy corporations raising prices for no reason whatsoever

So there is a question I have about ETFs.
If the institution through which I bought the ETF goes bankrupt, what happens to my ETF?

I'd be in the green if I didn't play around with leverage and just took gains when appropriate.
Don't play around with leverage kids. You might win big one time but then lose the next three times.

I wanted to be like Burry but it turns out I'm just an autistic retard

>>53725292
Remember that Brazil’s economy recently committed suicide by electing people who believe this

>>53725323
Wow you're literally me!

>>53725323
Well so is Burry

>>53725291
>TA only works if there are macro reasons why the market should go up.

>>53725325
>electing

>>53725301
*SPXL blocks your path*

10x in 10 years.

>>53725301
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>>53725295
They give you piles of documents outlining this. You generally just get cashed out at NAV.

>Pouring one out for the Russian ETF bros

>>53725291
>insults
I didn't even bring up the meltup yet

>>53725295
Are you asking what happens to your securities in the US if your broker goes bankrupt?
Research the Securities Investor Protection Corporation. They have the job of returning your assets (like your ETF shares) when your broker fails.

>>53725284
Marker forecaster here
Blood rain soon

Some nigger told me not to buy COIN, I come back and it's 70 USD.

>>53725026
>if you can put a price on, I don't know, the Eiffel Tower, I'm all ears. But I know for sure it's immeasurable.
About 4 billion in real estate for the ground and the tower, which is now just a relatively short romantic Victorian trophy, can be moved, or sold for scrap, and the space turned into a hundred apartments and a dozen stores plus parking.

>>53725435
The lesson is: next time someone here tells you not to buy something, take out another mortgage.

>>53725435
I said its just as stupid as buying arkk, but you do you buddy.

Billionaires are buying DOLE.
Is this a coincidence to smg talking about it? Do they browse here?

I'm starting to think that meme power is real. I meme'd SKYT, it rockets and has blowout earnings.
DOLE is pretty memeable and its chart looks like its found support.

is this the top

>>53725518
Cisco actually beat, huh? Never expected that after their past perforamnce.

>>53725559
It's basically illegal to buy Chinese networking equipment, so makes sense

it bakes the thread or it get no linkies

>>53725518
billionaires want their cum to taste sweet?

>>53723905
What about yuropoors? :( Degiro wants me to sign over my soul, store a bunch of pictures of my documents and my current face. PS: does it matter if I lie about my "profession"? I'm NEET but I've sold some games I gamedev'd in the past, so I put gamedev instead of unemployed. Will I be fucked? I didn't finish the sign in because it looked spooky to sign on all those terms.

>>53725476
Don't buy my bags.

>>53725555
fuck you
you don't know me

Ladies and Gentleman, you have arrived at a great juncture in history, where Bants and Jewish Tricks, shall nare again meet in relation to the US stock market.

This, folks, is all she wrote...
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So this is the last /smg/. Well, it's been fun boys.

>>53725690
See you on /pol/ then.
Till tomorrow!

>>53725647
If you ever sold a single game and you're "in the early concept design stage" for a game you'll never actually make, you're about as legit as most of the industry.

baking

new
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>>53725718
.....wait, they get a thread too?

>>53725718
you son of a bitch
you think you're pretty slick, don'tcha

gnight Guys, Maybe DAN was right, maybe he was wrong, but we will see what story the rest of the week has in store for us.

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>>53724563
Roku's up 10% THOUGH.