/biz/ - Business & Finance

How is this thread like a Jew?
It wasn't in the oven long enough

5 minutes to short POWW. Earnings call today. It is not looking good guys.

OP is a premature cummer. Not looking good for bulls

>>53710166
im up 50% on poww i dont care

Red days are illegal

Why are news articles saying inflation cooled even though it went up?

>>53710107
baked too early, i won't be participating

>>53710168
Market also supposedly believes a soft landing is achieved. That inflation was in line with estimates.

>AI (the stock) is pumping 10% today
I'm using this as my new signal for "how retarded is the market feeling today".

I’ve been busy at work today and haven’t had time to check. All my positions are green!

>>53710166
>bought poww like a year ago because /smg/
I fucking hate all of you.

>>53710181
Fantastic. You plan on dumping before they split the company up? Or are you riding it to 0

>>53710190
Hope this helps

>>53710218
Riding it to zero. I put $500 in based on their ownership of gunbroker, they could get acquired if cheap enough. Dont care

Rolling is just backholding for sellers. You're not staying profitable, you're taking a heavier financial obligation to make up for the losses on your previous financial obligation, like taking a bigger loan to pay for the interest on your first loan.

>>53710107
gimme those lucky digits

WHAT THE DING DING DING WAS THAT

>>53710204
How? Numbers were slightly above expectations, despite being revised higher, calculation included only 2021 unlike the previous ones. My idea is that we're still in a headline driven market and media does not want to trigger the algos. NTA btw

>>53710137
BUY SOXS
SOX IS STILL SHORT
SOX IS STILL SHORT
TA WILL NOT BE FOOLED

>>53710221
wow so inflation is still running as hot was it was in 2021 when people got worried?
and this is showing cooling.. how?

>>53710116
Could it be that the market is pricing in more money printing ?

And just like that SKYT will never be above $14 again

>>53710190
Prices are still going up, but at a slower rate than before

brainard posters....

KNEEL

>>53710266
Still a solid 40% gain since the shills arrived. Not bad desu

>>53710260
stock market is just running on greed and fomo

honorary ding ding ding how did you do today anime post since the guy who does it didn't do it

Why did we end green today?

>>53710225
Atleast the $1.60 entry was clean.

>he's not buying BOIL
oof

POWW bros...

So who is running up TSLA and NVDA? Completely deconnected from rest of the market

>ABNB
How? >:(

>>53710287
Plunge Protection Team

>>53710302
WHY IS IT PUMPING REEEEEE

I just want to thank baggot personally for making me money today. Him longing SKYT was the easiest short position I've ever taken in my life. Stock dropped over 8% since baggot announced his purchase.

Airbnb up 5,5% since close.

>>53710296
How bad is it

>>53710255
what studies

>>53710317
Nvm it's 8,60% now.

Were my ABNBchads at?

I shorted the close on spy I am now up 65% on that play

>Apple and Microsoft after hours

>>53710283
With these fed policies the US government is going bancrupt
I guess the market is pricing in, that this wont be allowed to happen

>>53710274
Everybody wants to tap Brainard's rate hike confirmed

Will BOIL go back to $5.90? I don't want to be priced out bros...

>>53710274
>biggest dove is out of the Fed
My body is ready to take more bepis

I kind of find it funny BBBY managed to outdo GME in losses. its kind of funny to watch the baggies meltdown over it. Wonder how much overlap there is with the GME and AMC baggies

>>53710310
Because i bot puts

Mark my words, SKYT is a once in a decade investment opportunity. The macroeconomic setup for its niche is unbelievable. Its financials are improving constantly and have beat expectations consistently.
It has a new price target of $25. Everything is here for it, yet some of you are convinced that its some kind of shill campaign. As if shills on a mongolian masket weaving forum could create volume equal to 3mil shares.

I like talking about stocks with you guys. Its why I post here. Its fun. I like talking about SKYT because its an incredible opportunity.

>>53710278
Waa Waa 40% gain since the "shills arrived". Fucken idiot, see you in a year faggot.
And I hope that filter anon keeps filtering SKYT. I don't want him to make a penny off this shit.

>>53710350
Nope. LNG is now going to be exporting 2% of the natty gas daily to Japan and Europe.

>>53710325
all of them
every single mean reversion strategy is going to say short right now, and if you were trend following instead those would say you would be a retard to buy right now

>>53710274
YES

>>53710287
We went through this last thread. Nigger market.
Watch the 2yr, it's going to shit itself and take the market back down. Last time it got this high it took everything back down to earth.

>>53710364
i only bought skyt because of your pictures, i did exactly 0 DD

>>53710353
There will never be another true GME. Will always be PND's, but wall streets main goal is to make sure retail makes no money.

>>53710297
TSLA is extremely liquid and optionable. It's basically a proxy for trading the SPX in my opinion

>>53710377
A lot of girls are wearing puffy vulva pants to show off the toe

>>53710380
Deepest inversion yet in this whole parade.

>>53710297
there is a small chance tesla does spike-high to 280 levels before collapse to 130. it would be better for the stonk to collapse now to 130 and then start rising imo but we'll see how it plays out

Cmon ABNB let's go back to 200 range. Normies need their holidays

>>53710287
because the crash starts tomorrow, if it started today DAN would have told us would start today.

WTF is going on
>shit earnings
>500k jobs added
>cpi hot
>higher target rate

>WING hit a new 52 week high today
I seriously don't get what kinda retarded institution is buying this shit.

>>53710297
NVDA still on the AI train
TSLA schizo squizzle because of (((Soros))) buying

>>53710107
>every single day is the biggest most ridiculous fucking scam in recent memory

>>53710436
i fucking hate goyim so much its unreal. why do they put up with this shit, its literally worse than a hotel

>>53710418
>>53710388
That's not what i asked. There is a massive push in those stocks going on. You need money to push something that liquid that high. Volume has picked up massively since beginning of the year. Question is who is buying it.

Good afternoon, I am looking for customer support. I purchased 10,000 shares of AquaBounty (ticker: AQB) in June of last year based on guidance from this forum. I was told that mutant fish would be the future.
I would now like to sell my position. I think I have been scammed. Who can I talk to about a refund? Thank you.

>>53710458
We don't need that Indian sperg debating STR vs hotels again.

>>53710449
line always go up

>>53710389
Is that like when I put a zucchini in my extra tight pants and walk around like I got a big dong?

>>53710386
Dangerously based.

>>53710475
idunno, the puffy vulva pants also show off the brapper pretty well.

>>53710364
I keep telling myself I’m not going to buy these bayhorse tier meme shill stocks but they always end up pumping. Next organized shill campaign I’m throwing a few thousand at

Got some bad news today, bros...

>>53710469
You vill eat ze mutant fish

>>53710364
Your shilling made me some easy money. I'm not complaining.

>>53710499
they are going to amputate your thumb?

Hope you guys got your puts ready, where we're going, ((they)) won't let you buy any tomorrow unless you're willing to look at the price and say, there's no fucking way I'm paying that much.

>>53710521
How did you know I was the one with the deformed thumbs?
But no...

offical /smg/ algo bought 1/23 and is holding like a champ
up 11%
lumber bearish, XLU is still looking grim -> bullish, above the 200 day -> bullish
2 out of 3 ain't bad

>>53710233
checked and high test break yo TV niggered

RETAIL. CEASE AND DESIST YOUR INCESSANT SLURPING.

>>53710499
>>53710304
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

>>53710499

Finished the day +.6%, up a little over 10% YTD

>>53710537
No.

>>53710336
$1,000,000,000,000 (One Trillion Dollars) in INTEREST payments alone.

Everything is fine.

>>53710530
just felt like I recognized your post

>>53710294
Should I buy now or wait for greedy pullback?

>>53710558
who is the money paid to?

>>53710535
Is this related to that gigantic faggot Gayed?

>>53710558
I fucking hate this government, I was a good goy, and didn't take any fucking loans, and now you want me to pay the minimum interest payments for fucking niggers college education, nigger's food, nigger's abortions, nigger's housing, like i'm the fucking nigger. I'm fucking sick of it.

Why is TSM dropping? Did Buffet sell?

>>53710581
China, FED and banks

>>53710558
always a blow off top before the crash though
get in or get left behind forever

>>53710581
(((Decepticons)))

>>53710287
Because it's not really that bad.

>>53710190
Because they know that normies can’t calculus and they’re banking on that
Price went up (y)
Inflation in prices went up (dy/dt)
How quickly inflation is rising went down (d2y/dt2)
So prices are still rising but they want to trick consumers with a game of telephone for retards
> central banks: inflation is rising less rapidly
> politicians: that means inflation is going down!
what they want then is
> consumers: that means prices are going down!
Except, contrary to what central banks and frogposters think, normies stop being sheeple when their wallet gets involved, they catch on quickly to what’s going on

man this market just wants to go up. nothing can stop it. Only astrology can stop this freight train!

>>53710449

Fellow stock traders I am a trans woman and keep losing money on my shorts and put options. I keep trying to short TSLA and I just lose money, are those racist bullchuds actually correct that we botttomed?

>>53710581
Are you really asking? Bond holders. It could be (You).

>sec actually seriously cracking down on crypto
kek

>>53710596
he sold 89% of his position. man just swing traded at the age of 90 lmao

>>53710598
SPX 6000 FOR CHRISTMAS LFG

>>53710605
what does the astrology say

>>53710605
alright, any OPEX days on new moons coming up?

>>53710589
who's that, your gay lover?

>>53710464
there is money on the sidelines simply. spy will reach ath this year most likely. An unexpected summer rally is likely on the way as fed eases rate hikes and perhaps there is in books collapse of russia and end of war too that market is already predicting. clearly market knows something bullish happens in summer

>>53710190
JUST BUY AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT REPORT OKAY?

>>53710607
a safe bet is generally never to short
the market is rigged by (((them))) to make the line always go up

short by simply not being long; don't actively short

>>53710627
There is a divergence at the 3800 area level that wants to be resolved.

Saturn Conjunct Sun,

>>53710648
how many ayy lmaos do we have to shoot down to receive an interstellar nuclear equivlaent bomb dropped on the earth?

>>53710287
Neither the S and P or the DJIA are green. Since I know you're invested in SOXL (probably exclusively), SOXL is not the entire market or even a significant part of it.

>>53710639
>BUY AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT REPORT
lmao it's all the same.

When people like Buffet and Burry swing trade stocks using their reputation to pump their bags, it diminishes their future influence. Their words no longer have as much meaning because they quickly become scammers. Long term investments? Not anymore.
I suppose Buffet doesn't care, as he's older.

Burry might be too autistic to notice that people are starting to ignore him. Pumping and dumping stocks with his reputation has slowly bled his reputation dry. He's gone from being the star of a Hollywood movie to someone you just mock for being a greedy pig.

>>53710659
any AYY presense on earth violates the NAP
purge and deport ALL ayys.

>>53710669
Sell.

DAN bros
Getting nervous

>>53710669
TSMC DROPPING. IS BUFFET THE REASON WHY?

>here is why inflation is actually good for the economy

why is soxl down in ah

>>53710590
Interesting take to hear from a jew

>>53710688
Yes. Buffet selling TSM is why it dropped in AH. People respect his investments. Nobody wants to hold his bags.

>>53710694
TSMC tanking

>>53710682
his 13F shows what he held up to Dec 31st, I believe. He may have actually sold, he may not have, nobody knows.

>>53710679
I want to fuck the ayy

>>53710706
Ty anon

>>53710707
Good.
Burn it to the ground
>t. SOXS holder

INTCels how you holding up?

>>53710682
>>53710719
This. Zerohedge is a shithole clickbait

>he hasn't been BACKING UP THE TRUCK loading up on raw sewage
What is your excuse? Are you just a Boomer?

>>53710751
My sewage was already taken care of my 10,000 rat bodyguards

>>53710669
buffet is a fundamental investor. He bought low and sol when it became overvalued.

>>53710719
Search your heart. You know this type of person.

>>53710107

Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/416197070

>>53710722

>>53710773
I'm banned on /pol/ at the moment.

>>53710773
can i post my penis there

>>53710617
lol I know, I just want to point out that yeah the number is big and seems concerning but when the debt is owed to yourself it's not as interesting to talk about

Mfw been holding NVDA for years.

>>53710766
If I had to guess:
>BABA and JD and GEO
for sure sold, balloon prob spooked him
>COHR and BKI
probably sold
>MGM and SKYM
probably holding
>WWW
no clue

>>53710815
only if you are black

>>53710669
Burry doesn't care about his reputation. Anyone who has followed him for longer than a quarter knows he hardly holds onto anything for longer than a quarter and ruthlessly takes profit / cuts losses.

>>53710829
my penis self-identifies as a strong black woman you fucking bigot
markets are going to pump tomorrow arent they? the AI god is a retard

SOXL sisters gonna get rugged.

Warren Buffet just sold 87% shares of TSM. lol

it's happening.

>>53710885
>the AI god is a retard
Why would you disregard DAN's warning?

What the fuck is his problem?

>>53710890
sauce?

>>53710921
Sauce? it's in his 13f filing just released today. kek
Why else do you think TSM is down AH?

>Biden has named Brainard and Bernstein for top White House economic posts.
The Ho and her Handler.

can someone post DAN for tomorrows crash

>>53710906
Dan is a jewish name
you know i dont trust you people

you ever just look at the TSLA weekly option chain in complete awe of the utter lack of fear bulls have?
>125K vol on $205C weeklies
>155K vol on $210C weeklies
>185K vol on $200C weeklies
>450K calls, all of which expire in 4 days
>this is a healthy market

SOXL NIGGAS CHECK PREVIOUS THREAD I DID WARN YA’LL NIGGAS

I sold all my UPRO and only made 25 dollars from it
Not in any short positions but I'm nervous about this market

>>53710978
we getting cheapies? how low should i set my limit buy orders?

>>53710976

goyim with their fucken slave names

>it's already mid-week tomorrow again
Holy shit the market really needs to be open on saturdays. I feel like every week is waiting for the market to do something, then the weekend, then more waiting.

>>53710911
>can clean his eyes with his mouth flaps
He's just better than you.

>>53710934
Soxl seems okay though.

>>53710977
>conflating volume with open interest

>>53710287
jpmorgan was 100% right agaain
6.4% so crab both ways

>>53711039
>completely ignoring volume
open interest only updates a day later after all contracts are settled, so I don't care as much.

>>53711039
i don't know the difference explain it to me like a wear a mask outside

>>53710719
>>53710745
No, he sold.
https://whalewisdom.com/filer/scion-asset-management-llc#tabholdings_tab_link

>>53711002
COULD BE AROUND 15 BY MARKET OPEN MY NIGGA BUT IT’LL BE A WHILE BEFORE IT BOUNCES BACK TO CURRENT PRICES MY NIGGA

why isnt soxl crashing harder this is bullshit

>>53710285
>XLB: 0.23%
>XLC: 0.04%
>XLE: 0.03%
>XLF: -0.54%
>XLI: -0.27%
>XLK: 0.43%
>XLP: -0.91%
>XLRE: -1.04%
>XLU: -0.43%
>XLV: -0.59%
>XLY: 1.2%

>Me: 1.53%
>YTD: 10.35%

Meant to start averaging into copper a day or two ago instead of today but I'll take it.

>>53710499
>>53710530
WOOOOOOO, WELCOME TO THE LAYOFF CLUB!!

>>53711073
People day trade options to catch directional moves. They don't hold contracts to expiration.

>>53711101
No, I haven't been laid off yet

>>53711082
Volume tells you the number of contracts traded in a session. Open interest is the number of contracts currently bagholded

>>53710737
I'm back in, so I expect the price will drop on me.

I hate TSLA and TSLA holders

>>53710975
nvm found it
tomorrow will be juicy, especially after nasdaq green on hot CPI and yields pumping

>>53711094
i have some set at 12 based on the recent support/resistance
let's see if i can catch some falling knives

>>53711094
i thought soxl was going to $150 eom YOU RETARDED FAGGOT just for that i'm going to masturbate to that pic you posted

>>53711139
that'll show him

>>53711090
You sure that isn't a random /smg/ger portfolio lmao?

>>53711149
this is a loaded question we all know burry shitposts on smg

>>53711090
he sold some things and bought others, but nobody knows what his open positions are after Dec 31st. it's just a click bait title because he tweeted out "Sell." while his 13F showed buys. maybe he sold out everything he recently bought, maybe he's holding everything he's bought, who knows.

you bought puts right anon?

>>53711164
can i interest you in buying a nice call on RIO that i'm selling?
it's gonna go to the moon for sure
haha

>>53710325
cool

>>53711106
yes, but even in those brief moments that people are swinging the contracts, that's still causing the market to move a retarded amount given that market makers have to hedge. a multi billion dollar company having several +-5% day movements isn't normal.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>53711181
$400 SOXL incoming
y-you aren't gonna miss out, right?

>>53711180
You don't think it's got any more room to run?

>>53711193
how long are you going to baghold that stuff?

>>53711184
They only have to hold the hedge as long as the contracts are open. So for price to rise you still need people to hold their bags. And yes there is definitly something wrong going on with TSLA and NVDA. Specially with TSLA and the massive volume increase in shares since beginning of the year

>97 P/E
>70 RSI

>here’s your financials, bro

Happy valentines day /smg/! I'm sure you guys are all out enjoying the day with your girlfriend. Hopefully you're doing something fun.

>>53710975
HCL is a Muriatic acid don't even tell me dan is wrong

>>53711181
Wedges are notoriously unwieldy
They may as well be predictors of volatility instead of any kind of directional predictor

>>53711203
maybe so, it's all about date and strike though
took profits on it already at 80, sold all of BHP and FCX at >30% profit
just selling calls now on my last 100 shares
depending where you think we are in the market and economic cycles (market leads) then materials/mining could be in for some rough times

>>53711238
i was planning on sending harassing valentines texts to women i kno but no anons will hook me up with any aggressively cheesy images that will be enough to bunch panties up but not get my number blocked

>>53711238
I had to cancel my annual trip to the adult store with my wife due to comically awful food poisoning

>>53711116
figured open interest was how many placed ordered, you're saying it's how many actually wrote contracts?

This market is boring me to death bros. Almost two months into the year and my portfolio has moved -2%. Nothing really fucking moves anymore, holy shit. I can't even be bothered to deposit more cash, nothing moves.

>>53711263
On whose end? Be detailed about gaseous expulsions as well. If this goes on the direction that I suspect it might fuel an unmedicated erection.

>>53711238
Should I go get dinner at a bar alone, hoping some sad single woman comes in and sits next to me?
(FYI: if that happened I probably would be too scared to say anything anyway)

>>53711285
wtf are you buying that doesn't move?

>>53711202
i'll be there
>>53711245
that's why you recognize the pattern, play 20x the capital you wanted to use if it played through when it breaks

>>53711202
i wonder how much of that volume is from smg leeches

>>53711284
Every trade there is a writer, but yes i get what you mean. Open interest as the name suggest is the number of contracts still active waiting for expiration

>>53711285
are you not buying weeklies on 3 leveraged etfs?
skill issue

How we feeling today Vitura chads

>>53711284
volume is sells and buys, oi is holders

>>53710107
well stock market was a boring crab salad. What's it gonna take to cause a huge crash? Even Russia attacking Alaska didn't do shit.

>>53711285
i know where you can put your money
guaranteed to move

>>53710759
This, he follows his strategy and gives no fucks. He doesn't want people to just copypaste his picks, and would prefer they learn his fundamental methods instead.

Meanwhile, Burry's such an autist he keeps deleting his accounts.

>>53711284
lern2investopedia faggot.
>Open interest is the total number of outstanding derivative contracts, such as options or futures that have not been settled for an asset. Open interest keeps track of every open position in a particular contract, rather than tracking the total volume traded in it, which may also included netting or closing positions.

wtf airbnb is good now?

>>53711380
i like to talk in 4chan like i'm having a talk not like i'm doing research you retard

>>53711374
>Mankind
Problematic language, Cathie.

>>53711233
Hey, just like AMD

>>53711247
Yeah, all else being equal it makes sense a recession later this year would be bearish. I'm just not sure that'd counteract general supply constraints (oil didn't really go down in the 70's), Peru still being deadlocked, China's inevitable EV push for oil autarky, and LME & COMEX stockpiles being drawn down to crazy levels. Feels like something's up.

People still not selling covered calls to retards looking for moonshots.

>>53711445
>Drunk purchase the new Pokemon
>All the final forms are coomershit
>MFW

>>53711429
d'Anconia Copper bros

>>53711471
They know their audience aka kids from the 90s that never grew up mentally

>>53710890
He bought more apple though, I would argue that’s still bullish in consumer electronics. I’ll probably buy more TSMC on the way down to $85, they have the strongest pricing power at the moment. Even apple couldn’t get them to budge, I don’t think apple is going to Samsung for their leading edge node anytime in the next 5 years.

>When I left here with the money, I ended up looking on /smg/. A couple of anons, I saw they posted some picks with anime girls. So, that's what I did. I put the money down on the picks with the anime girls. That's what I did.

>>53711476
How do I hedge with Norwegian pirates that start sinking ore shipments?

>>53711488
OK I guess that explains why I bought it.

>>53711295
Mine
She is talking about getting me a butt plug so I can leave the bathroom long enough to fuck
Haha
Very funny

>>53710319
>-15.11%
Those random /k/lansmen were right.

>>53711498

I bet the real CPI would be 6.7 when they do the typical 'correction'.

>>53710259
because the gray man said he's going let stocks go up to infinity just buy and don't ask questions

>>53711164
My XOM and SOXL puts didn't get stopped out, but they may tomorrow. I'll let it happen, I can't hold on to shit like that anymore. Knowing that inflation will probaby peak up again anyway, I'll just buy in later at a better entry.

>>53711476
>tfw no dagny gf

>>53711164
Why would I need to buy puts when a new bull run is being made?

I buy Vanguard ETFs and undervalued SP 500 companies. I sell SPY and QQQ puts for some extra growth. Life is good.

>>53711297
Don't say that man that was MY plan for tonight

>>53711683
Man imagine if we ended up at the same bar.....

>>53711671
>will never press your face up against those big stinky sidewalk slappers and inhale deeply

ITS NOT FAIR

>POWW

>>53711693
you could like go back to his place and play super double dragon together. Imagine...

Maaan i was late buying the NSC dip. I'll wait until the inevitable lawsuit headline then drop a rack on it.

>>53711297
That is the most pathetic, worst thing you could do, but if you're under 25, I understand where your head is at. Just know that you're gonna grow out of it. That's bad news

>>53711694
If you put those feet on a ugly chick you would never want to lick them
Go find me 1 uggo with feet you would want to lick, even if her feet looked good
Protip you can't

>>53711728
Anon I'm in my mid 30s

>>53711671
Reminder Hillary Duff is one of those satanic pedophile cannibals.

we've gone horizontal

>>53711740
Don't assume you know what my preferences are, buddy

>>53711297
https://youtu.be/YcBMIf-QTY0

>>53711741
Get outta my heaaaaaad! Stop living my liiiifeee! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sirs, i redeemed the goyslop

>>53711758
thus begins the 45+ year crab market, effectively eliminating the middle class

>>53711776
Anon, do you have malformed thumbs too?

Will SOXL end the week above 18$ or below 16$??? It is very important that you let me know this if you do know sires.

Why didn't the market dump? You motherfuckers told me it would dump!

>>53711788
>SPY at April 21 valuations

>>53711785
excuse me that is my waifu please refrain from bein aware of her existence or else we must fight

>>53711811
honestly feel the same. Also, sorry for telling you it would dump.

>TSLA
Oh it feels good bros. Up $10k in two weeks.

Sell me this pen essemgee

>>53710190
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>53711808
market literally shrugged off bad CPI. what is left to kill off stocks?

>>53711819
i've been jerkin it to SMG since her got milk ad, and i'll continue to until my dick no longer works pal

>>53711829
You buy it off of me today for 1000 dollars and 2 years in the future I buy it off of you for 1100 dollars :)

>>53711741
Might as well go get an escort then

>argentina inflation at 99%
amigos....

>>53711829
Pen sells itself because eventually it will be needed. The truth is, are you wise enough to purchase it before you need it and don't have it?

>>53711854
>Starts at 20%
Lol weimar tier

>>53711829
>i'll write "stupid" across my forehead, but only with this marker

>>53710336
>Thinks we pay interest with revenue and not debt
Literally does not matter. $500bn in BRRRRR for interest is less inflationary than ZIRP/QE

>>53711854
I'm supposed to be surprised that Latinos are corrupt?

>>53711854
honestly surprised they're not going French on their government yet

>>53711891
>going French
They're going Dutch

>>53711891
i'm sure they would if only their currency allowed them the right to purchase literally anything to protest lol

>>53711829
I'm trying to understand the macro environment, being a good salesman has no benefit to what I am trying to achieve. I am not trying to run my hedge fund nor am I trying to become a used sales car salesman.

That being said. I can sell anything including that Pen.

What you see here is a pen, but in reality it's more than a pen. It's a tool. An iconic tool that changed human history. We were able to communicate through writing, teach and create stories that inspired humans to become what we are today. With this tool we become more than just animals, we became civilized humans. We didn't create the pen, but we perfected it so that you can create the future.

Now who's ready to buy some $400 pen?

>>53711854
Well that explains YPF's trillion dollars in revenue.

>>53711829
This pen would be perfect to stick up the ass of your Valentine's date.

>>53711891
povertykick world championship probably delayed that a little bit

>>53711829
THIS PEN HAS BEEN INSIDE ELON MUSK MY NIGGA I HAVE PICTURES AS PROOF MY NIGGA YOU CAN DNA TEST THE LEFT OVER SHIT IN THIS PEN FROM ELON’S ASS MY NIGGA STARTING BID IS $100,000 MY NIGGA THIS IS THE ONLY PEN THAT HAS BEEN INSIDE ELON’S MUSK NIGGA $100,000 IS A FUCKING STEAL MY NIGGA

>>53711829
It's wet, that means it's working. You smell it from 4 feet away? That's the potency of the ink. No one but Sharpie knows how to keep this ink the way it is as long as it does. Forgot to put on the cap? That's fine. You'll smell it from across the room, reminding you to put it back on.

You'll literally use this marker forever, or at least for 8 months until you have to use the next one in the value pack. You got 8 for $4, that's 2 extra Sharpies than usual and you feel very good about your decision.

This is you in the future, winning every presentation, using this Sharpie on whiteboards, not giving a fuck or shit because you've got a million more at home, and your slutty fuck-worthy wife who just sniffs them all day. Why don't you invest a thousand?

>>53711837
>market responding to stimuli like an intelligent organism
>this market
No anon this market is closer to a plant or a slime mold. I was wondering if any anons had consulted the spirits via ouija board, turtle bones or tea leaves.

>>53711829
big tiddies dont sign themselves

>>53711937
How the fuck are companies supposed to keep winning in this environment? Apple struggled to meet earnings this last report and they missed for the first time in 7 years. It was 15 years since they missed earnings before that.

No rate cuts in 2023 as priced in by the bond market right now. How long can this rally / non-rally last? Everyone's saying "we'll trade in a tight range." I'm thinking that's accurate.

But there will always be individual stocks. When the fuck does RUMBLE report earnings?

For me it's Baron Oil (BOIL)

>>53711962
fundamentals don't matter when millions of people throw away money on options every day

>>53710571
>>53710350
I'm buying now. Won't get much lower than this and today was bullish as fuck

>>53711984
>throw away money on options
You mean throw it to the banks? What do you mean? Fundamentals do matter. It's just that banks are getting richer.

My point stands. Companies are struggling. What?

>Futures

>>53711829
>contains no lead, traceable origin
>low carbon footprint
>a percentage of every sale goes to funding youth initiatives (child labor)
>reusable

threadly reminder that futures are just one possible timeline

>futures

>futures

>>53711996
>>53712020
>>53712027
what happened?

Guess whose back
Back again
At least SKYT went up

>>53712041
Nothing, anon. Nothing at all.

Who do you guys think sells you your options when you buy them? We're not selling them to each other, it's the banks selling them 1,000 at a time. They own all the shares. They sell covered calls and puts.

>>53711996
>>53712020
>>53712027
Um Yahoo Finance says it's after hours not futures

>>53712049
lmao these chucklefucks don't know what delta neutral is anon.

>>53712043
Hi heart anon
What's your BP today? Pains again?

you guys werent kidding, I got my free large fries by using the McDonalds app
thanks for the heads up frens

>>53712066
The pain is unreal. If I was a chick I’d be crying.

>>53712049
i wish there was a chat feature on brokerages so you could shit talk the person who bought your calls

>>53712065
I just buy otm weeklies based off sentiment from here and hope I don't get heemed, simple as

>>53711991
if the banks can make money by selling options rather than selling shares why would they sell shares and lower their AUM?

New
>>53712091
>>53712091

>>53712080
enjoy the goy slop fren

>>53712041
CPI data coming in still hot I guess

>>53711829
I only service pens, I dont sell them
Buy from us because we are local
The other guy will have you in a trap of 4s
It will take 4 phone calls
4 weeks
And $4000 if you want your writing utensils up and running

fixed my plumbing today instead of calling a wagie to do it

I guess it feels good to save a thousand dollars but poopoo is stinky

>>53711728
>>53711741
we do what we have to do

>>53711854
why do they even bother??

>>53712098
STOP FUCKING MAKING THE THREAD EARLY YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE