/biz/ - Business & Finance

this is the real thread

First for shilling the McDonald’s app and stripping copper wire on company time

>>53708553
i thought the other thread was the real thread because it had a lower post number, but I'll take your word for it.

what stock should i short when they ban social media for children

>>53708562
>mcdouble
>plain
Fucking sociopath

>>53708590
Vegetables are fucking disgusting. I did end up getting some veggies in the form of large fries.

I am financially BORED

>>53708576
it'll never pass, how else are these washington elites going to engage in child prostitution if they raise the age limit on social media to 16? We all know 16 years old is too old for Chuck Schumer.

A bart is forming on the major indicies, you have been warned.

>>53708633
DAN warned us 2 weeks ago that they're pulling the rug tomorrow, but thanks anyway newfag.

ALL MY SOXL NIGGAS WE A BUNCH OF CHADS MY NIGGA WE GONNA BE GOING CLUBBING THIS WEEKEND MY HOMIES AND I WE GONNA BE GOING TO AN ALL EXCLUSIVE VIP CLUB WITH NO JANNIES AND TRANNIES. FUCK YOU BOBOS. WE ROLLIN UP THAT BITCH WEARIN ROLEX AND GUCCI SHIT NIGGA.

>>53708562
For me it's the quarter pounder with cheese or nothing

I hope there's still a doji in 1h55min so that tomorrow will be a bit more exciting

>>53708644
Dan is a fag

>presents

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53708610
They have the best sandwich in America in the daily double for $0.60 more and you chose that plain monstrosity? Added to my notes, can I just confirm you are in fact overpriced box builder anon?

>>53708562
Do they put that $4.39 into your own savings account or do they open a savings account for you?

TMV making a move.

>>53708562
disgusting

Will be worth $100 in 3 years

It's losing it! Tightrope walker is wobbling.

Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0A6xF0mmA8

I'm having an absolute shit day at work and sincerely hope yours is going better /smg/

why didnt I buy more BOIL

>>53708681
I am he. I was joking about not liking vegetables. I wanted just meat and cheese so I could throw pickles and bbq sauce on it myself. Picrel is my work fridge

>>53708689
That’s the beauty. You never pay it. AND they give you rewards points to redeem for food. I used the app 2 times and have more than enough for these rewards

that's it i'm FOMOing into SKYT

>>53708734
What kinda bbq sauce you slangin, Boss? Is that Stubbs?

>>53708745
NOOO DON'T DO IT THINK OF THE BAGGIES

>>53708731
I got 4 hours of sleep and am barely conscious. The roof of my mouth is burnt from breakfast.
Not the worst day ever, but could be better.

>>53708749

>>53708749
>doesn't recognize sweet baby Ray's
Pathetic.

It is with great pleasure I am here to announce that I have just entered into a long position in the company SkyWater Technologies.

>>53708731
I doxxed the dumb cunt who tried to get away with drawing lewd art of my wife consequence free

His mom has a plant selling buisness out of their home, i'm going to firebomb it. Doing pretty well today desu

>>53708731
Work starts in 1 hour 45 minutes so I will update you as to the goodness or badness of the day then.

>>53708788
>The jewish signal to sell the top, and FUCK the goyim
Classic.
Time to get out, SKYT anons. Gains were good.

That’s about as clean as I’m going. Anymore is just a waste of time. My sweat will clean the rest

>>53708788
Well boys pack it in, this meme stock is over. Time to open a short position. Seriously baggot if you went long can you please post your position so I know for sure?

>>53708757
No one who bought in the last six months is a baggie currently. That being said, it does seem we’re due for a pull back.

What does the EPS tell us? Is this going to stabilize here or should I walk away with my 3x? I’m feeling like I shouldn’t be greedy, but I also think we have a long way to run.

>>53708788
What a coincidence I just bought puts

>>53708804
He’ll panic sell within the week.
He doesn’t have the balls to ride this one.

>>53708820
Maybe if I can get like a dozen you's or some digits. You think I just post screen shots for free?

GOOGL calls and TSLA puts seem to be the most obvious trade at the moment.

>>53708788
Damn, this is my fucking sell signal

>>53708823
Sell the rip, at least partially. I know nothing about SKYT though.

>>53708788
yeah, SKYT has hit a generational top

>>53708855
>some digits
Post pix you O bastard

>>53708855
Baggot don't fuck around. I'm about to put some money into my RH account to make this play. Don't make me beg for it.

>>53708855
yes

>LAPD announced that a man in the Hollywood hills has died from wounds after a lengthy standoff with police. After the man died he fatly rolled all the way down to Sunset Blvd. They have confirmed it’s 44 year old late night host and comedian James Corden.
Holy fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMWLX0KXwF4

actual thread theme

>>53708873
I’m out. I’m gonna wait for it to dump and buy back in. Actually, I’m gonna do a weekly put and do a little scalping. No way we hold here.

ok leverage is kind of based.

>>53708562
>stripping copper wire
might sound naive here but is the thing tweakers do for money? why would you do this anon, you have a job

>>53708894
>he fatly rolled

>SKYT has blowout earnings
>sell the rip XD

I’m done shilling to you guys.

>>53708731
Sometimes the only thing i look forward to at work is the food. All i think about at times is food.

FUCK YOU PEOPLE FOR SELLING YOUR SKYT AS SOON AS I BUY IN!!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS I WAS BUYING IN AND THEN YOU ALL DUMPED ON ME!! I FUCKING HATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!

>>53708947
That's what you get for slighting me earlier.

>>53708913
Same, just shorted it. Sooner or later my short will be deep green.

>>53708947
kek baggot

>>53708947
Please take your meds.

>>53708947
I'm not shorting until you post proof you're long. I think you're full of shit and just being your typical, greasy, Jewish self .

So what hopium do we have now bearbros, dump after opex?

>>53708979
we are down 0.06% is that not good enough?

>>53708979
They're a bit slow to figure it out, it'll dump tomorrow on "no news"

Sorrento therapeutics guys?

>>53708996
No. It's not.

poopwater heh

Sorry not sorry baggot. I can't ignore an obvious bear flag like that though.

Bros... I pushed it to the limit... and the limit won
Fuck this crab market bullshit

WTFWT!

BOIL chads we gonna eat some tendies today

>>53708967
My cheeky puts are doing a lil something. This might be my strat while I wait around for JPow to open his mouth and pump TQQQ on FOMC days.

SELL RN MY SOXL NIGGAS THIS IS THE TOP FOR THE DAY CASH OUT AND WE’LL GO AT IT AGAIN TOMORROW

why is TSLA up 5% on LITERALLY no news

Today seems EXTRA Jewish.

Snapping up GEO after all the panic dumping. Cheers. $12 EOW

>>53708979
We have the DAN copium, the Wile E. Coyote copium, the opex copium, the rising yields copium, the +69 bepis copium, tomorrow they release the 30-year mortage rate, that could help.

>>53709069
Sell when natgas hits 4 bucks
June latest

Hairy pussy Tencent og bush and technology lovers

>>53709069
I didn't buy at $5.75. Do I rope, or wait?

>>53709084
Damn shoulda left my Call alone for this week instead of selling it.

I can't believe Baggie might singlehandedly tank the best play /smg/ has had in months. I just can't.

>>53708654
I love it see it as a SOXX holder

>>53709084

Jewish man György Schwartz bought a lot today

>>53709084
Goddamned fucking nigger stock
Shit makes me angry unironically

CLACK CLACK CLACK
CLACK CLACK CLACK
CLACK CLACK CLACK

>>53709084
>no news
>musk sitting with Rupert Murdoch at the super bowl
There is some giga-jewish in the works, trust me.

>>53709105
>Hairy pussy Tencent og bush and technology lovers
Go on...
>>53709122
>not buying puts *RIGHT NOW*
Lol your portfolio gongo down, m8. You should buy puts.

I'm bathing in Bobo's money.

Fuck this gay market 0DTE ruined it

>>53709143
>>53709127
both them niggas is 100 years old who cares

VVIX pajeet punching the air and cursing whites rn

Mungerposting every day until DJCO is at $100k.

>>53709122
Inversing baggot has been a time tested way to make easy money for years.

>>53709137
based clack clack poster, bearish since april 2020

>short
>lose money

>long
>gain money

it do really be like that sometimes

I think Baggie sold SKYT
We’re good

>>53709165
Neither of them are black.

>>53709191
my mistake

>>53708977
You mean - please buy MEDS.

>>53709185
I'm in on SKYT if it goes down to 13.50.

>>53709115
told you fags that I could call the bottom last week when I loaded up at 5.5 after being in KOLD for january


>muh weather
>muh negative commodity prices

>>53709212
It was 12.50 last night though AFTER earnings

>>53709165
How long have you been here for, Mr. Shrimp F. Armer? What is your portfolio at, by this point?
>>53709185
He's smart to take profits

>>53709185
I'm holding till my calls expire on Friday because fuck you, that's why.

YOU SEE A PICTURE OF A NIGGER AND THINK OH THIS IS THE PLACE I WANT TO POST INSTEAD OF THE OTHER THREAD THAT WAS BAKED FIRST? REALLY? YOU ARE ALL NIGGERLOVERS!!!
>NIGGERLOVERS!!!
NIGGERLOVERS!!!
>NIGGERLOVERS!!!
NIGGERLOVERS!!!
>NIGGERLOVERS!!!
NIGGERLOVERS!!!
>NIGGERLOVERS!!!
NIGGERLOVERS!!!
>NIGGERLOVERS!!!
NIGGERLOVERS!!!
>NIGGERLOVERS!!!
NIGGERLOVERS!!!
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NIGGERLOVERS!!!
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NIGGERLOVERS!!!

>>53709246
Doubling down on my puts now.

>>53709254
smg always picks the worst split

>>53709246
Haha I was tempted man, had 4 strikes at 15 and 1 at 12.5 and dumped em late this morning. I wanted to hold til Thursday at least but you never know in these markets.

>>53709225
This is a FOMO pump. Whales are gonna dump in AH, inshallah. I’m gonna sell puts/buy calls at $12.75-$13.00

STOP THE COUNT

>>53709254
I go with whoever was first. Fair's fair.

>>53708529
COIN KANGZ, LFG

>>53709243
I have been a certified /smg/ member since 2015 when it was called robinhood general

my account is bigger than ever, 10x what I started with

>>53709144
Buy Tencent and bust inside Asian puss

>hot CPI
>NVDA
>TSLA
honk honk

WHERE IS THE FUCKING CRASH HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO OVERDUE

>>53708731
>Off for 3 days (actually 4 because was actually a little sick)
>Markets were okay today, no positions got stopped out
>Was productive yesterday
>Saw the regulars on the bus, had a chat
>Went to the shops, was a balmy 14C outside despite being fucking February
>Thought they were out of a flavor of the soda jew, but they had one left in the back
>Got a renewal on my bus pass, the clerk was pleasant
>Visited a rock store and bought a garnet ($5), amethyst ($5), and an obsidian boule ($30)
>Saw an amusing welcome mat that said "Welcome to the Shitshow" at another store
>Biked home, saw 10 dogs just kinda chilling by a fence, two guys were training them

It's important to enjoy the little moments in life

>>53709254
I think it is you who is the nigger.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53709177
wait i found a more appropriately colored one

>>53709254
WELCOME

>>53709319
About two weeks after you decide to go long on leverage

>>53709323
Oh and I forgot, the mineral store had an 8-year old black cat named Magic!
She was very receptive to attention

BOIL bros

they tried to bury us

>>53709319
its in 2 weeks chud, 2 weeks.

>>53709319
hahahahahhah fuck yo puts

>>53709318
>DXY still above 103
>2Y treasuries still above 4.6%

>>53709319
0DTE gamblers say hi

We‘re in a 1980s Japan style bubble economy now except people back then were actually making money

>>53709225
>>53709278
That's what I'm thinking. I want to get in at 12.5-13.5.

The exchanges are closed on Monday.

>>53709351
Son of a bitch took the photo and probably didn't buy any cheese.

>>53709379
have to have a period of mourning to all the blown up accounts after quadwitching OpEx.

>wait till you have closed markets because of Biden's JUNETEENTH

>>53709379
Thanks for the alert, fren.

Everything that goes up must eventually come down again. Therefore this pump is actually incredibly bearish.

any black betties this week?

>my SKYT short is green
I have a good feeling about this

Reminder that these rate hikes could continue for another year or more. LTT are back baby

>>53709427
tomorrow

Why are you here every day if you're not day traders?

>>53709427
Retail sales tomorrow morning.

Niggerpakibobros just look at 2yr computer
Nov 2022, look at the 2yr climb up and then look at what happened to both the 2yr and ES
Bullniggers are getting queued up for their heeming once again

>>53709279
Prepare your anus

>>53709443
i just like to do a lil fun posting

1Y watch party

>>53709443
I have nowhere else to go :c

>>53709443

now just because I hold a small conservative portfolio of 50% SOXS and 50% BOIL doesnt mean I cant enjoy a little /smg/ here and there

>>53709443
It's knowing when to click the button rather than how many times you click it.

>>53709443
Sentiment analysis.

>>53709427

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jBCovwPnDg&ab_channel=zsolthosszu

Since 1987

>>53709470
God I wish I was her left hand...

>>53709470
uh, that is not very ladylike

It will dump tomorrow for sure.

>>53709470
TAY TAY BRAP GAS MOONING

BOIL BOYS GOT IT GOOD

>>53709407
very low volume as well. my volume indicator has been calling bullshit on it since this morning.

>>53709400
It's not a quadruple witching day. The next one will be in March. But there may be pain nonetheless.

>>53709489
I'm not a lady.

>>53709470
Tell it to me straight, I can handle it.
That's a dude, isn't it?

>>53709443
If I was a day trader, I wouldn't be distracted by this thread during the day.

>>53709431
It looks like an easy play, doesn't it? I trade when things cross the baseline, and SKYT wasn't on my radar on Jan 10th (would've been a great +90% play). I feel like it is pretty overbought in the short term and feel like it could retrace to the 9.92 - 11.99 level, with a good solid support around 7.00. Might very well buy a small bag below 8.00 if it cools off again.
And looking at the last little cycle, it seems like it will drop down for a bit

>>53709319
>OVERDUE
THE MARKET OWES YOU NOTHING. PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS, LIBTARD.

>>53709400
>JUNETEENTH
Don't forget to get a bag of UONE for the annual niggerday pop off

>>53709515
>>53709431
Forgot my pic

>>53709503
nah bruh, with the crazy january index move + 0DTE madness I suspect Febs Monthly OpEx will pack a lot of punch

since Powell's been such a wuss lately I don't know what March catalysts will have outside geopolitics.

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/EPdn9_h2dCY

>>53709400
Why did you have to remind me juneteenth is a thing

>>53708855
check em

>>53709549
because stupid Biden took away a perfectly good trading day last year just to get more votes for midterms. Remember that when you logon and suddenly realize you can only trade sh!tcoins.

>>53709524
>Don't forget to get a bag of UONE for the annual niggerday pop off
won't happen again now that you can't even trade on niggerday

Yep. Nothing like kicking back and watching a little OZ after an easy days work. Had 200% savings using the McDonald’s app for lunch. Probably will use it again tommorow.

>>53709588
DUDE

>>53709588
Are you the guy that sells naked calls to pay for your lunches?

>>53709588
>mentally prepping ahead of his valentines day pegging

good goy

Bulls are euphoric. That means a crash is imminent.

>>53709603
No. I sell covered calls but usually just roll it back into the underlying.

will be having dinner tonight on cam with my internet girlfriend for valentines day :)

13F from Burry said he snapped up all the GEO at $9, hope you fuckers grabbed cheap calls...

>>53709588
Wasn't this the /biz/ball guy?

>>53709577
Last year I was in and out a week prior; what matters is getting in early before other people start memeing it again

>>53709619
very nice anon
i've been there, long distance can be tough
married 12 years now

>>53709588
Uh guise... the biz ball is gone... this can't be good

This market is really GAY, but it's not fake. you need balls to hold options through this hot shit mess.

>>53709616
today's price action does look like wall street caught with pants down, pump it so they can get over to the other side of the trade.

>>53709616

>>53709632
very happy for you anon, congrats. been together a month. very infatuated with each other. plans in near future to be very close to each other.

>>53709634
It’s in a safe place. I’m going to include it in this years /smg/ secret Santa

>>53709624
Yes. Literal candy on his floor. Disgusting.

It's quite, almost two quiet, which means it's time for a.............................CAT DANCE.

Pltrannies we made profit!!! We will be real women we will make lots of money!

>>53709084
the rumor is that Mexico will have a Gigafactory. as for why that justifies a nearly $50 billion gain in market cap, no clue.

Should I cash out on NDVA?

>>53709659

That webm makes me mad

>>53708562
gross. stop eating mcdonalds anon. you could sell one of those burgers to russia for like $10

>>53709682
Where is Russia gunna get $10

ok so i have never bought a bond before since for 10+ years yields have been dogshit, but now i want to and my broker literally doesnt even offer any. is it because they're only offering the ones they personally have in inventory? shouldnt my broker act as an agent and buy them from a different broker if they dont have em

>>53709659
cute cat

>>53709527
I just realized I was wrong. The US doesn't have quadruple witching days anymore because a couple years ago it stopped doing single-stock futures. So March will have a triple witching day.

>>53709323
You do know that the rocks in the park are free

Are we buying any of Burry’s new stocks?

>>53709679
calm down bud

Yep. Time for a little mid afternoon snack

>>53709728
Which one are these?

>Cocaine Bear (Feb 24)
probably signalling the crash

>Imagine not selling covered calls
Literally free money.

>>53709728
Already own some BABA. No idea what a few of the others are, like WWW

>>53709722
I thought the "quad" part referred to Daily, Weekly, Monthly, and Yearly options all stacking up their expirations?

Burry is a retard lmao

>>53709753
all my homies sell covered calls, or as we call em, 'CC's

>>53709753
>take all downside risk
>remove all upside
yeah brilliant strategy pal

>>53709727
I don't have a rock tumbler, and the obsidian boule was pretty neat. Plus garnet is my birthstone.

i am not doing well at the moment

>>53709603
no that's me.

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I BUY

i hate tesla so fucking much
why cant it just act normal

>>53709771
You know the rules
-Post tits
>>53709775
buy SKYT puts

>>53709761
No, it was four different types of contracts: stock index futures, stock index options, single-stock futures and stock options. Now it's only three types.

>>53709771

>>53709767
>remove all upside
>what is rolling

The only new Burry stock that looks interesting is COHR, but SKYT is better so who cares.

JUST RISKED $30,000 for a 2% gain AMA

>>53709784
TENCENT 我真的

>>53709767
>retard doesnt know what hes talking about
lol lmao

>>53709810
do you still have the bogo mcdoubles?

>>53709805
what IS rolling

ELOM TALKED TO THE HECKIN PRESIDENT OF MEXICO BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY!!!!

Why is the market so euphoric? I want to hear the bull and bear thesis

>>53709818
A covered call is a poor investment strategy. Writing a covered call means you limit the upside drastically and only partially limit the downside

Second result on google. Jewgle is never wrong, deal with it chud. CCs only work in crab markets and crab market is over.

>>53709812
>TENCENT 我真的
Hairy pussy?
I'M IN
*buckles up and straps in*
>>53709827
I was already in EWW, pendejo

>>53709843
we schizo market now
sell CCs on green days, buy back on red days
rinse and repeat

>>53709836
Bull thesis is we had an ENTIRE YEAR OF SELLING comingoutofadecadelongbullrun and we are TIRED of it so we go back up now :)

>>53709805
>>53709823
rolling is just closing the position and buying a new one at the same time. if your covered call is going south, you're just buying to close at a LOSS and selling to open for a new run. you are still NET NEGATIVE though if your covered call didn't work out unless you roll out a far covered call or live on the edge with an ITM cc (suicide)

rollfags are the worst

>>53709823
>im holding this stock for 5+ years
>sell a call
>oh no it's ITM now
>buy it back, sell another call at a later expiration and a higher strike so you never lose money

when will my tmf do a lil something again?

>>53709854
>>53709864
it's also tax inefficient and treated as income instead of long term capital gains

>>53709771
>onions jack gator head
I’m keking out loud right now. Thanks fren

>>53709843
>collecting 5% premiums per month only works in crab market
Cope.

Covered calls work great in any market that isn't rapidly declining.

>>53709869
but youre constantly losing money buying back at a higher price of call option lol and it's reducing your 5 year capital gains by treating it as short term capital gains...

>>53709836
>Why is the market so euphoric?

>>53709843
You're dumb. Reading a dictionary doesn't impart understanding. If anything, you should be asking why they are telling you to not do it when they make billions selling moon shots to idiots.

>>53709836
>Bear thesis
>Economy getting worse
>Bull thesis
>STONKS ALWAYS GO UP

Give me a reason to not buy puts

>>53709890
show me your 60% yoy gain chud, you can't.

>>53709874
I sell covered calls in my Roth IRA.

VOLUME

>>53709917
wtf is that hat made out of

>>53709836
Bull thesis:

Bad news
>priced in
Good news
>priced in
Raising inflation
>priced in
Disinflation
>priced in
Nuclear war
>priced in
First contact
>priced in
Collapse of the universe
>priced in

>>53709915
Actually, I can

Why are growth stocks outperforming so much today when inflation news was worse than expected?

>>53709935
>Collapse of the universe
Yeah, it's called NPV and it fucks off after about 50 years

>>53709928
Looks like a hat-shaped fortune cookie

>>53709935
I got your bull thesis right here bitch

>>53709791
Is this the manga version of this scene? >>>/wsg/4962566

>>53709588
hi Michael

>>53709960
I believe it is

>>53709836
Bull thesis
>most of the bad news is priced in, we had a recession in 2022 (2 quarters in a row of negative GDP) and a 25% market crash, the market can slowly start to recover. The labor market is the strongest it has ever been, the economy is healthy enough to handle much more rate hikes.
Bear retard faggot thesis
>DUUUUUUURRRRR UH LINE GO PERMANENTLY DOWN -25% NOT ENOUGH FOR ME IM A RETARDED FAGGOT AND IM REALLY GAY I LOVE SUCKING DICK!

>>53709896
there's no money lost are you retarded? you roll higher for longer to break even, then if that call you sold decays enough you still hold profit.

selling and rolling calls is a downside hedge with no risk outside of some insane parabolic move. and if you're in a shitcoin or small cap you shouldn't be selling calls anyway

>>53709969
What can I call you? Thanks for always greeting me. It’s like a supercharged (You)

All that CPI hype just for a crab day.
I am completely underwhelmed.

>>53709976
Nice, I made that little AMV like 20 years ago

DAN the Man
DAN DAN DAN
Tomorrow gonna crash
As fast as it can

Is the nigger market going this retarded over a slightly lower than expected (but still high enough to continue rate hikes) CPI?
Have I got this right?

>>53709864
>>53709874
>>53709917
You can't write CSPs in a tax advantaged account (the buy-side equivalent of writing CCs).
What you can do however, is buy 100 shares and write a deep itm CC against them. That has the same P&L curve and since you're in a tax advantaged account, you shouldn't have to declare income on it. So effectively you can do the wheel strategy on your long holds depending on the market sentiment (bearish or bullish) and always have it as an income stream

>>53709993
The market can remain irrational longer than people can remain solvent.

ohhh wait that's right /smg/ is a 4 fig general that's why they hate covered calls

>>53709957
based mott capital proprietor

>NASDAQ
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

look at the yields

>>53709986
I'm not the only one calling you by name, PVC anon, I've been away for "personal reasons" the past few weeks. Feel free to call me faggot tho

>>53710023
it's funny how i made that graph in paint purely to make bears seethe and it's literally pin point accurate 4 months later at 4100

ok wtf is going on with asana. 6%+ intraday

>>53709993
You've got it wrong.
CPI came in HIGHER than expected. By 0.2%.
And yet this nigger market is doing nigger things. I've noticed that on days whenever the Fed speaks, or CPI comes out, the market pumsp, no matter the message or data that get published. It then dumps slowly over the course of a week only to start poomping again.

I shorted this market. And still shorting. Ask me anything.

>>53710014
this is SMG, we gamble in here mothafucka, take yo sensitive ass back to PMG!

>>53710036
What happens there?

>>53710036
Yeah I pointed this out >>53709447
2yr gonna shit itself in a few days from now

>>53709981
Imagine thinking the real recession has even started

>>53710069
why did you keep shorting after the market dropped 30%

>>53709981
>>53710078

hehe... zoomers really never been in a recession

>>53708529
Soxl sisters, we're not on Mars yet, but you can see it from here.

I just went 100% short-term Bonds and Bond equivelent. 5% enough for me in these turbulant times.

don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!

We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.

>>53710066
Ah yes actually true, what I meant is how everyone has been calling for rate hikes to end because of disinflation. This *appears* to be that. So this is why I think nigger market is going bulltard, because it lined up with their feelings on where CPI should be to cause a pivooooot. But yes it shows how niggerish the market is rn.

NIGGAS I WILL TELL YOU WHAT MY NEXT PLAY IS. IT’S TSLS. SHORT IT NOW IF YOU WANT TO BUT I’M GOING BALLS DEEP IN IT MY NIGGA.

>>53710076
divergence between bonds and stocks is huge
either bonds get bought and yields go down (doubt) or stocks go down hard

>>53709812
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE SHOULD I BUY?

>>53710109
I too think the fed will pivot at 7.2% inflation with labour participation rising

>>53708654
>>53709081
SOXL STILL SHORT
SOXL STILL SHORT
>BUY SOXS
>BUY SOXS
FAKE PUMP, GIGA DUMP SOON

YESSSSS
DROPP SKYT!!!!!
I HAVE TAKEN FROM YOU ON THE WAY UP
NOW LET ME DRAIN YOU ON THE WAY DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53710094
I am shorting this fake rip.

>>53709981
hello fellow pandemic trader. I also have a borderline retarded understanding of the market and the economy

>>53709915
Sorry, I realized that first image was missing a time-weighted return. Here you go.

>>53710094
because they always overstay their welcome

>>53710119
source?

new

>>53710107
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>>53710107
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>>53710125
Kek you jest but this is what the market believes will happen.
As *many* anons here have said, the only real pivooooot happens when the economy actually has a hard landing and the Fed's hand is forced. We all know the plan. Now we wait. Let the nigger market do as it will.

>>53710155
ok nice for once someone isnt lying about their strategy

>>53710151
The market WILL remain bastshit retarded longer than you can stay solvent.

>>53710077
yeah it's massive stock market in complete delusion

>>53710119
>>53710163
Gemma Louise OAE-154

>>53710167
Reminder to report early baking trannies

I have to say, spy aggressively crabbing at the previous day's close was something I didn't expect
something something joe market setpoint biden and assoiciated winging about the PPT

>>53710116
Could it be that the market is pricing in more money printing?

>>53710197
thanks :)

>>53710176
I have stop losses

Is this a spinning dreidel or a doji? Or both?

>>53710167
why did you make the new thread early?
do you have some kind of mental disorder?

>>53709874
You sell calls to make income on your shares while you allow the shares to increase in value without needing to collect profits in volatile times or do wash trading and it allows to you keep them indefinitely so then you only pay long term capital gains if you ever need to sell them. Who do you think is selling 20% out of the money calls to you?
>MUH UPSIDE!!
Yea, the upside on you -20% "investment"? Your most recent lottery ticket?
You are just so fucking dumb and you don't even know it.

>>53709767
>sell CC
>buy OTM puts and calls
nothing personal, kid