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nigger tits

When is the stock market going to crash?!

Those happy merchants keep screwing us!

APOLOGIZE.

CONVERT TO ISLAM AND GENOCIDE SIMPS

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/RhMYBfF7-hE

>>53648053
I have a song for MB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slx92LYaMRY

>>53648046
Pls gib

THIS IS IT BOYS, THE MARKET IS HEALING

CRYPTO RUGGING
DIXIE RISING

MSFT TSLA NVDA AMD won't take much longer

SELL CALLS BUY POOOTS YOU FOOLS !!!!

>>53648053
>sell
How bout no

>>53648053
I kneel. I should have listened.

this is the test

Yes?
>>53648060

>>53647998
early posting faggot never bake on my board again

Natty gas is rugging again

Buy the GOOGL dip

>>53648073
This is literally the best time to buy your calls stupid. The market will be back up tomorrow and you're going to cost a lot of innocent anons their fucking money with bad advice like that anon.

>>53648079
it wasn't a choice

Please stop rugging SKYT

>>53648106
2 dollar is maybe not too greedy

buy the close sell the open

reminder that the boomers that own everything laugh at us when we try to make money with their rigged game called the stock market

>SKYT

Imagine trusting John Rocker, literal poor trailer trash in M*chigan

>>53648079
tried to warn you, but you did not listen

>>53648108
keep buying that 0TE call into the last second on your HOOD account

every algo is working to generate maximum fear right now.

Made $600 (6%) on SQQQ today, bought at open. Just exited.
Time to do it again when the NasdACK inevitably pumps from now till open tomorrow or through Friday

>>53648099
So it seems

>>53648140
Don't mind if I fucking do.

>>53648149
every algo is afeared

>>53648162
p/c ratios not moving at all. neither algos nor retail is buying it

Triple bottoms are the best. It's like having a foursome with me, two guys, and another guy.

>>53648106
>>53648125
It completely broke down its pump. It will make a new low tomorrow

>>53648170
who even trusts P/C ratios anymore unless you manually remove all the hedgie 0TE flows

>>53648184
aha, why not in two weeks? at least stay in the role you have your catch phrases the lurkers expect

i think i'll order some chinese food today. what should i get?

Damn it, now I'm on an Andrew Huang kick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbMaGRUFjgc0

I think this is an ARKX and RKLB play.

>>53648156
Baggot you have a real attitude problem today

This is it.

>>53648199
There's a chinese place near to me that sells a massive vat of pork ribs for about $18. It's enough to last me about 3 meals. Fantastic fucking value.

The retarder it pumps, the harder it dumps.

>>53648211
Maybe he's not kidding about his last 15k

>>53648199
Lo mein.

>>53648211
You're the one who's got the attitude problem. Faggot Jr. Get the fuck out of here. The markets are going to recover and everybody is over reacting. #415_SPY #Hashtagging #Investing

>>53648188
its one of many data points that call bullshit on this sell off. Crab is in control until the 14th and teases bobo

>>53648248
Recover from what? They’re at recent highs and we just came off a record-setting January. Today NASFAG was up like 2% before it fell. You’re delusional.

What should i short ?

>>53647998
Everything I do is wrong
If I do the opposite thing, I'm still wrong

>>53648211
>>53648156

he's getting irritable because he knows that the QQQ just broke the memeline going all the way to Jan 9th.

>>53648250
>data points
it's just noise now. like the VIX. 0DTE have beclowned all the traditional metrics.

>>53648248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RUIeX6UCT8
Does this fit your image? Dunno, pretty boomer.

(((they))) preparing to limit down for the last hour as a little surprise
what out

>>53647998
>Tesla is green
I fucking hate how plebbit makes non stop money while I get killed by stocks like google

>>53648276
but how can you do something opposite of what you do?

>>53648276
Sit out. Pick up your hobbies, grab a trade magazine in something you'd never believe you'd be interested in, and read it.

>>53648303
Plebbit actually attacks Elon Musk constantly. While most /smg/ bizantines told you to buy TSLA and trust Elon.

>>53648280
>everything is noise
>except what makes the current most paying ad customer money
nobody follows social media, msm or other shit anymore. 38% trust rating for media. People had it with advertisement

>VVIX

there will be a limit down day within seven trading sessions

>>53648248
Baggot, SPY is going to test 200 before we recover sweaty. You should probably let your gookfu manage your money because this stock thing isn't for you

>>53648276
Stop buying/selling options, and hold more cash. Or keep gambling. Your call. Not giving financial advice.

>>53648106
>natural gas
Rigged and seasonalitypilled.
>>53648197
Unironically two more weeks, you nigger ass faggot.

>you bought puts right anon?

>>53648303
>why do french talmudist spies make money and I'm losing
cause most of them aren't. the people who get attention are the ones with an intel service backing them, using the rest of the crowd as data-point manipulated baggies. Reddit can tell how long you're paying attention to images, and you literally tell them which images resonate with you, so they can target manipulate you into paying the debt on shitty businesses talmudists operate and don't want to give up. for every person who made money on GME, I'd venture 2 or 3 didn't or barely broke even.

>>53648303
I hate TSLA so much its unreal. Burn that shit to the ground.

>>53648340
heh, that's funny. Didn't you listen to Biden's speech just the other day? Absolutely NOTHING can stop this economy. All this doom and gloom shit is really cramping my style and fucking up the mood, ya feel me?

if we fall what would /smg/ prediciton for the bottom price is?

AAPL down and out, next NVDA +0.5%, then only TSLA left to prop this dogshit

Reckoning is coming Reddit faggots

>>53648351
There is an argument for cash accumulation via debt or divies.
In this case, how much should he transfer to something conservative while he restructures?

>>53648377
3300 SPX give or take 100 points

so... who inversed me today and lost money

>>53648365
This guy must shop at the same pants store as Jerry Nadler.

short TSLA
short NVDA
short MSFT

DEATH

>>53648276
At some point you’ll get lucky.

>>53648356
Damn this nigger is ugly

good lord, S&P computer

>>53648303
just short bitcoin or bitcoin related companies like I did.

COIN
MARA

>>53648393
do you expect anyone to read your shitposts.
>namefag
who are you, cant even recall having read your name before

>>53648313
I might do that, honestly. Better than being incompetent 24/7
>>53648310
>Think something will happen
>But I'm retarded and always wrong, therefore opposite is true
>Wrong about that as well
I am the wrongness algorithm

TSLA should run a search engine for its vehicles.

y'all niggas ain't hooked right? new low of week

THE TIME IS NOW. MOO MOOOOOOS. MOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOS.

>>53648105
PE is less than 20... thinking it may be a good slurp

> theta farming
> so much to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qssj923bopg

>>53648377
October lows

>>53648377
> SPX 3800 mebe 3600

>>53648405
What line is that? Looks like a nothingburger.

>unemployment claims higher
>bad news is good news is bad news
So this is just market gaming ye? Cause the numbers tomorrow will come in lower and we'll get a 5%+ day

>>53648421
you did now so big win for me

>>53648451
Powell day low it ended with a double bottom support, we just broke it

>>53648377
im feeling a nice light 0.00

>>53648453
NO NEWS!!!!!!!!!

>>53648424
that's because you're still you

you need to remove yourself completely from the whole decision making tree

since that's impossible I suggest you make a new avatar in the METAverse

>>53648456
dude, the only reason why I saw you was because there was the off chance that your post was the last to appear after reload. Its the first time I read your name. How should I recall what you said, btw your name is filtered now

>>53648375
You change your opinion every week to make yourself feel better. 2 days into January you were all doom and gloom, now you’re a permabull. I’m gonna screencap this when we have the historic march sell off like 2020.

Best case is stagflation and slowed growth. Worst case is outright recession. I don’t understand how anyone is bullish on anything but one or two specific tech stocks.

that was it, that was the bottom!

>>53648483
huge fucking win right now

>>53648248
Why would you buy calls when shit was this overbought the last few days and VIX was at a yearly low? Dumb Jew

>>53648388
Fuck dividends for cash management unless it’s something you’ve been holding for years since the divvy comes out of the stock price anyway and no risk of losing 10% of share price on a sustained dump... Put your cash in a high yield savings or brokerage account and just let the cash sit there earning 4% interest while still adding cash to savings

>>53648458
Lmao, okay delusional bobo faggot.
SPY 500 Q2 2023

>>53648487
>anon i still hoping for a 2022 christmast rally

How do we break it to him?

>>53648495
I wish I was a bobo

>>53648487
wrongaroo idiot this is where you try to buy calls and get trapped
like at every other point in the day

I asked myself why bad GMs like Rob Pelinka ever trade with good GMs like Daryl Morey or Bob Myers.

I mean, they *must* know they're dead money right?

Then I remembered that every day, thousands of dentists trade against professional market makers.

>>53648495
S&P TO 500 DAMN BRO THAT IS SOME BEARISH PREDICITOSN!

>>53648053
You memelords should have listened.

THE VOLATILITY OF THE VOLATILITY OF THE VOLATILITY

VVIX. They don't understand.

They wind stops. The air goes still. The trees stop moving entirely.

The birds stop chirping.

VVIX. Look at VVIX.

And keep an eye on it.

I'm getting unheemed in a straight line

>>53648526
I hate memesters so god damn much bobros

The 2008 style crash is just around the corner and this is what you will get to look forward to.

>>53648541
my vvix post is better and more informative ranjeesh

>>53648541
vix and vvix do not matter until the market gets down to old lows

>Local dominos is chronically understaffed
>Order a pizza on Friday night
>It's practically guaranteed to arrive over an hour late
>Get a free pizza every time
This was a money saving tip from your friend, Anon. Now buy puts so the market can shit and poop and fart itself to zero. I want CHEAP ENTRY for my CASH

>>53648542
based heemposter
Makhachev stonks going way up this weekend

>>53648555
no it fuking blows i hate it

>>53648561
ive been getting free pizza for years now
even at normal price 7 bucks for a medium pizza is now economical even vs grocery store prices

The divergence between VIX and the logarithmic inverse of SPX is closing.

>he fell for the world is not spinning violently out of control meme

>>53648554
why not just get a real delivery driver job at this point?

look at that market fall

>>53648561
They still do the 30 minutes and it's free or do you just complain and get free stuff? Also how fat are you?

would be a shame if this is a dump into cpi and then pump after

>he thinks he can out trade AI

sorry baggies..

>>53648560

VVIX is seeing smoke coming out of a concert. When the rate of change of the VIX increases this dramatically, there will be a waterfall. No liquidity + extreme overcrowding + 0DTE puts = one catalyst for a limit down

No way to get out, stampede fueled by CTAs and algos that will trample anybody still long

>>53648588
its called a bear trap. 3800 expected, 3600 if 14th goes wild. but more likely crabs with the 3999

>>53648132
thinking this is the right play for tomorrow

>>53648526
Market goes up, he deletes account and runs away. Market goes down, he makes a new account and starts shit posting. Kinda cringe desu

The forest is quiet.

You look up at the clouds

It’s not going to be quiet long

Eye of the storm

Eye of the glass

Look at VVIX drop like a rock.


I stopped selling SPY put spreads. Because VVIX is approaching the VVIX Harbinger.

You do know about the VVIX Harbinger?

Right?

The one that Euan Sinclair warned us about.

The White Horse.

>>53648604
>muh gig economy
>muh freedom to work with muh schedule

>>53648613
Shorting after a crash? Sounds like a retard jewish programmed AI.

>>53648618
yeah but when the market shids and fards itself its gonna be so fast that those indicators mean nothing till the market shows us something new
and then we only look to it to try to figure out when capitulation has happened on top of looking at market volume

Cool market we got here today. Could be worse though.

>>53648636
Sounds gay

>>53648626
>3600
>bear trap
that sounds like a pretty big trap

Anyway I think the reconvergence of VIX as an SPX inverse is a sign that VIX is quitting its lethargy of the past 3 months.

>>53648652
*the ultimate crab trader has entered the thread

whoa.

>>53648613
damn that NVDA earnings is gonna cave the whole tech complex

Since that AI is running off of NVDA GPUs it surely would know!

Sell.

>>53648630
sounds like Harby, only less gay

>>53648658
Tell me why VVIX has been increasing by the largest amount in a long, long time in a single day?

>>53648660
not really. bears would need to rip through 3400 to do any damage

>>53648377
320-350. I've been saying this since mid 2022

AM I THE ONLY GUY WHO WENT LONG THIS MORNING? ITS FUCKING TRUE ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALL JUST FUCKING SNAKES IN THE GRASS!!!!

>>53648618
>VVIX is seeing smoke coming out of a concert.
What does this mean? What does it mean to see smoke come out of a concert?

>>53648611
I don't even have to complain. After a 1+ hour delivery I just get an apology email with a free pizza code. Works great but you have to do it on days where you know they're busy. I'm not fat, I'm a 120 pound little guy.
>>53648682
God, I'd love that.

>>53648561
No tipper detected. I tip $15-20 every time and my order is always 1st delivered, food cook to my specifications to perfection, get freebies and the pizza locations know my address and they argue over who gets to deliver to me

>>53648671
Lmao idk what a VVIX means. You type like a gay.

>>53648526
>>53648630
lmao what an autist. He could have followed up on his "Sell." tweet by saying something like "I uh... need to work on my timing a bit..." instead running away autistically.

>>53648652
you coulda did it like your friendly neighborhood harby

>>53648683

Idea on Nintendo.

Nintendo stock is near the bottom or it’s 52 week value.

With Tears of the Kingdom coming out relatively soon might that be a buy for a little cash grab?

I’ve been considering it. When Breath of the Wild was released it ran up a decent amount.

not a single pullback lmao

should I sell my -62% bag and use what I get for the big one?

Guys I started taking B vitamins and now my pee is extremely yellow. This is undoubtedly a crabbish sign. Sell options.

>>53648699
If you like Nintendo buy Nintendo. Stocks ain't that hard.

VVIX. Vol-of-Vol increase of 10.67 today AND then a bunch more today. Happened 3% of the time since 3/14/2012.

Never happened in succession this much before though.

Please. Look at VVIX.

The VVIX. Tell us what the dispersion of volatility tells you. Volatility tends to be heteroskedastic.

Fan shape. Cone shape.

Heteroskedasticity of volatility.

VVIX demonstrates which part of the cone we're in.


We're in the narrow part of the cone.

The narrow. Part.

How will you buy convexity.

How will you warehouse the units of convexity.

>>53648683
I bought few things today. Don't care about this 1% dump really.
Bobos are clearly starving of green. I'm happy they finally got a day when they can celebrate.
I also enjoy the shizo posting on the side. We are nto down even 1% and they are already talking abotu market crash.

Is it blood in the streets, or fear? Both of them bring the same order from the ancients.

>>53648716
You want a crabbish sign? Buddy, look at /mu/ catalog computer.

>>53648683
i went long with you at 11h41 and got out 30 minutes later on the VWAP

Let's go below 4070

>>53648722
So buy calls?

>>53648636
when is the forest roaring?

>>53648722
volatility indicators have been getting it wrong consistently all through 2022 to now
look at how many times the weekly expected move got completely btfo by 1 or 2 stdevs

>>53648686

It means there’s a fire in a building with hundreds of people in it, two doorway exits, and nobody the wiser

>>53647998
Who else shorted last week or earlier this week?

Also why are we crashing?

anyone slurping google rn?

which do i cut bobo?

i hope all mumus die a horribly violent and painful death

>>53648758
>Also why are we crashing?
No news so we crash

>>53648725
Have you seen the M2 money supply lmao?

>>53648758
we arent even crashing.. the gay fed rally bullshit finally got sold back off... were just literally back to the fomc day

>>53648757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSXKyHM133c

Good afternoon /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>>53648699
No one's gonna play BotW 2 when they can already play Genshin Impact with new content every day.

>>53648692
the market makers pumped it specifically because he tweeted that.
they knew it was looking bad

>>53648780
The days you show up is always glorious

>>53648765
good enough to screenshot. good enough to take profit.

Personally I took this short expecting to crash below 400 and into thr 390s and hopefully the 380s.

The mere act of me posting will cause it to reverse. Which if I close my position out now it will further crash more.

>>53648770
I've seen bobos being wrong about macro over and over again. Please stop pretending you know what you're saying.

>>53648795
im just trying to help the little guy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53648763
Do you think cuck zuck is huffing his own farts in regards to the metaverse? If so consider that google's middle management and leadership are the same ilk. Google has floundered product after product due to retarded management. Their increase in revenue comes from jamming in more ads into their successful older products.

>>53648802
most bobos are still just early
the market is in an overall topping process
we arent going to get the bottom until later this year or likely 2024
remember, markets crash at lows, not at highs

I want every retarded dipbuying asshole cockfucker to lose everything

>>53648802
mumu mad
how heavy?

>>53648783
How bout NOOOOOOOOOO, Scott

>buy MO
>take up smoking with divvies
>pump stock
I've discovered the infinite *koff* money glitch

>>53648763
yup, just bought.

thirty minutes more retard

I fomod and bought calls on PYPL
Hope they don't fuck me

>>53648834
you dont even expect the bears to get to pre february first levels, smart

>>53648826
Go back to schizo posting bobo. It was much cuter

the market might actually just go to 0 in the next half hour, lol

buy the close sell the open 410c 2/10 in the power minute.

this GOOGL sell off is one of the dumbest sell offs I've ever seen.

remember your training. This IS a buy the dip market !

>>53648769
we had no news and pumped for weeks

>>53648846
dont buy options right before earnings bro
you lose either way
credit spreads on earnings bro, credit spreads

>>53648868
not true, we pumped even on bad news!

>>53648848
i've been making bank buying tech shit lately. it's just not in favor now but tech is still a money machine. GOOGL at a PE below 20 is a buy.

>>53648851
at what point did you get hooked?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It won't stop raping me with giant red dildos

>>53648751
When they show up.

You know who they are.

Hiding.

In The Forest.

What is hiding behind the treeline in the forest.

Can only hide for so long.

Especially as VVIX approaches 100.

Heh, I knew it was a good idea to be unemployed for 10 years. AI was gonna replace my job anyway.

going in the us markets was a mistake. i never did that with euro markets but today i had a live graph open and watched the value fluctuate way more than anything ever does in the euro market

>>53648871
Too late

>>53648855
you mean people aren't going to use Bing for search?

>>53648824
This is unironically a BTFD moment for BTC and ETH.

SELL SOXS MY NIGGAS!!!! SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!!!!!

SPX to 4050 by the end of the day

I’m never going to financially recover from this

>>53648874
pretty much everything is a money printer right now. The one post by this id spammer samefagger is going nuts
and yes its one autistic janny

>>53648875
2018 and every month since then, you?

Thank god I bought some VIX futes to hedge my UPRO position.

just fomo'd into puts

fomc pump erased

it's over

lmao fuck Cathie

>VVIX approaching 100 soon
>VVIX up 30% in one month.

They don't know what's coming.

>>53648891
well all of financials are selling off today, so you might get lucky with paypal
but iv crush will still get you

There is a God. I sold all my miners 3 days ago.

I will buy the crypto miner holocaust near the .30s

>>53648907
only tech recovery i missed was meta because I just think mark is a poor manager, but netflix was a gift and googl will be also.

>>53648892
it's as though "google" wasn't the top search query on Bing.

>>53648878
the tigers are roaring when sun approaches the treeline?

Down and down
Down and down
Down and down

>>53648919
would if i could
i imagine her dried up crusty cunt every day

>>53648758
because daily stochastic said we go up, so we go down.

0dte 404 puts for fun. Whats the deal with vvix?

Any actual traders here who wrote BBBY calls this week?

>>53648417
>coin
but thats down over 10%

>>53648802
>1% crash
I’m up 22% today. Still down 70% from the start of the year because of dumbass Tesla mostly but by mid to late February I should be well above what I started at following inflation data bringing us down about 10% or so within a few weeks.

>>53648854
Thanks for the tip. I’ll try this

>>53648946
oh fucking no dude... NO NO NO thats NOT how you do it
you puts wont make it

>>53648932
Its not yet too late for meta. But probably better entry. maybe

I might loop this into close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qptGV7finFo

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Rough day for me, but any reason's good to post more music in the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUk8p7IgFjM

>>53648952
and?

VVIX up 20% the last two trading sessions and at 4 month highs

VIX hasn't made a significant move (yet).

When VVIX goes up but VIX doesn't, it's a sign that hedges are starting to be bought.

Convexity hedges are being bought.

That means that far OTM puts are being BOUGHT.

I spelled it out for you guys.

Because no one seems to care about how much danger is lurking.

When VVIX starts going this crazy, you know that frantic hedging is beginning.

Which is followed by.

Frantic.

Selling.

fucking die TSLA

fucking die

>>53648953
> bragging about gambling
Check pic related. You will find many ups and downs in it too.

Bulls got too greedy.

>>53648958
>>53648958
Again, whats the deal with vvix? It blasted thru 100

CPI might be blood red lmao

>>53648967
>Le dip buyers ran out of money

This morning I made the call
The one that ends it all
Hanging up, I wanted to cry
But dammit, this well's gone dry
Not for the money, not for the fame
Not for the power, just no more games

Why are a few of my stocks showing 13GA form submissions? Does this indicate someone taking a large stake in it or is it indicative of intent to sell that stake?

>>53648933
i think this AI shit is going to not be as disruptive as people think, and I think Google will do just fine implementing something as good or better than anyone else PLUS have the ecosystem everyone is stuck in.

>>53648962
yeah meta needs to cool off again. it would need to be down to insanely low levels for me to buy it though, because i do think mark is an awful manager and this metaverse thing could be easily scooped by people like Apple or Microsoft.

Feels good man.

MY NIGGAS DON’T BAGHOLD SOXS!!!! SELL IT NOW!!! SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!!!

>>53648980
It is up over 2% what the fuck is wrong with bobos?

>>53648966
>Not available in your country
Boy, I'd hate to live outside the USA, I heard taxes on trading are shit for Euros and such.
Anyway, as a proud /cashgang/ bobo with a minor in Puts, I'd like to propose the following
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyd8dY8rRtA

>>53648966
lol,
>the video uploader has made this video unavailable in your country

>>53648683
I went long in Dec I was up 30% and sold at 20% today.

>>53648981
just put the rest of it in some 0dte calls right now
its your best chance to make it

>>53648967
the poopoo line was breached

if it were not for Tesla spx would be below 4000 by now
Tesla is holding up the market lmao

Baggot's call this morning was so fucking bad lmao holy shit there isn't even a maybe this might work if you sold at x time just straight down hahahaha

I know, I know I've let you down...

At the rate Google stock is falling Microsoft could soon have twice its market cap. With that kind of stock advantage Microsoft could easily outcompete Google in acquiring top AI startups and talent. Is Google fucked? How could Google screw up AI this badly?

>>53649012
no its really not, its apple and the financials and energy that have been
tesla is a meme stock with no real weight in the market

>>53648967
looks like you didn't think ahead

>>53649016
what was baggotjeets call

>>53649019
Dude, you don't really think this company has been "growth" for 3 fucking decades?

>>53649004
>>53649005
fucking hell, copyright bullshit pisses me of

cash

>>53648953
This is you

we still have strong support at the 200-day peepee average

How could this happen to me

>>53649031
it's growth but also value

>Rvery single thing is red
>Nat gas green

>>53649026
0dte spy calls

>>53648992
Metaverse has no future. Its in the hardware. Microsoft and HP already gave up, Google got fucked badly already and doesnt want to take the risk and apple wont get a foot in the door. Meta just established itself as the Sony of new gen of consoles

>>53648992
AI search bot would kill googles whole business. 70% of their revenue is serving recommended ad links at the top of search pages.

>>53649038
ill peepee in your ASS

>>53649046
natgas is trading at nearly a decade low, retard

>the no news niggers are in this very thread as we speak
>seething about no news

>>53648913
bit late. probably should have done that on Friday or Tuesday

That was another good bull trap.

>>53649059
No shit faggot, I'm talking about today

>>53649050
>0dte

SOXS NIGGAS DON’T BAGHOLD TILL CLOSE!!! CASH OUT NOW!!!

nogs complaining no news = market dindu nothin
>>53649070
nah everythings getting a bid, market wont finish at the lows today

NOOOOO I HECKIN NEED A NEWS HEADLINE TO JUSTIFY WHY IM LOSING MONEY

PLEASE NEWS JOURNALISTS FEED ME NEWS ARTICLES SO I BLAME SOMETHING ELSE FOR MY UTTER INCOMPETENCE AND FAILURE TO SPECULATE ON THE MARKETS

>>53648958
how to do it

>>53649038
anon we're so fucking far away from that
>393.5

okay, lets get serious. none of you ACTUALLY gamble on 0DTE options, right? unless you're being smart and using it for its intended purpose - hedging away intraday risk for whatever meme spreads or margin positions you got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwWUXZtv2C0

>>53649087
i said buy 0dte calls like 5 mins ago
probably not too late but its late

>>53649054
they still have instagram and a bunch of cash though, there is a price where it makes sense to buy meta...but, it hasn't reached that for me yet kek.

>>53649058
they can still do ads. you ask where to shop for panties and the bot will give you responses, some paid for. "AI" is still search. If anything might even be better for ads.

>>53648722
HOLY SHIT A HIDDEN TIGER JUST SHARTED IN MY DARK FOREST

>>53649097
its not hard to see what the market does and just get some 0deets and profit richly

>>53648980
I believe in you bobo put plebbit in there place

>>53649078
Why are you saying this? I dumped my SOXL bags and loaded up SOXS 2 hrs ago

vwap is now under yesterday's close, officially a red one for us bobros

>>53649100
why would I buy calls from someone named market melt down

i just bought spy calls. fuck yo put

>>53648979
based

S&P rally V rejected
looks like we slide to close.

>>53649112

>>53649106
VVIX is up like 20% in two days and you're making sharting jokes?

>>53649097
of course. it's called day trading for a reason

>>53649120
well cuz it mostly melted down
in fact it went straight down
so yeah buying some calls is smart when everything is getting bid all at once

>>53649112
SOXS GOT OVERBOUGHT TODAY NIGGA IT WILL DUMP AND DON’T BE A BAGHOLDER!!!! SELL NOW!!! SELL SELL SELL!!!

410c for tomorrow fomo that shit

>>53649129
>VVIX
Who cares about your meme stock lmao

>>53649125
nah
theres your fuckoff candle
now to see if it sticks

the autisticness of the vvix shows we're in for a 1% percentile dumpening soon

convexity of what though idk, trapdoor spiders have been launched from the eye of the tiger

do you fucking stupid asswipe assholes not even grasp the severity of the situation when VVIX is up 30% in two days and VIX is barely up?

you fucktards making sharting tiger in the forest jokes about something this serious?

>>53649097
It's intended purpose is to take goyims money, but sometimes goy get lucky and win some of their money back from the goblin people

We melt up tomorrow. You have been warned.

>>53649158
my ChatGPT trading algo already predicted this, no need to get sassy

>>53649153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNVNM9JBSL0

>>53649158
so maybe that means the music stopped and they're suppressing vix while they offload positions

>>53649158
bro
it doesnt matter

>>53649150
>>53649172
tomorrow could have bad news and cause red friday, I'm not gambling

>buy the close anon
we sell at dawn

>>53649158
elaborate

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Time to SLUUUUUUUURRRRP

>>53649151
anon, i...

>>53649157
So I would say the crazy VVIX increases is more to do with the gamma of volatility, aka tails are being bought, most likely sharp OTM 20 delta tails puts on indices and some long vomma hedges

>>53648855
do not redeem sirs

>>53649037
he's literally me fr

Anybody know what happened to that bloke with the funny money account he was making with the money he didn't want to lose gambling?

>>53649104
its a stable company. good luck getting anything below 160

>>53649182
you sell that before close today idiot
well you have no money and no daytrades i guess
use a cash account lol

>>53649158
If a tiger sharts in the forest alone and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
I don't think anyone is listening to VIX.

>>53649188
what this anon said>>53649177

>>53649188
imagine spy futures /es is at 4400 but spy itself is only at 410, so for 1 something is wrong there and for 2 they'll have to correct soon

>>53649189
Only for bitcoin

>>53649200
no doubt, i just can't get behind them. i still have to buy stuff I believe in, and I think the metaverse is a meme, facebook is for grandma, and instagram is for mom, and the new kids are all on tiktok

>>53649182
based, i did the same

ooof hope the 0dte call buyers had stops lol

>>53649220
so are you telling me to buy? sorry I'm a retard.

>>53649209
I put vix up my nose to open my nostrils when they get a little too clogged

>>53649209
you motherfucker if i met you irl i would use my rifle to poke your eyeballs out with the muzzle. the VVIX and VIX dislocation is incredibly important because it tells you the gamma of the tails is anticipating some vomma shocks. fuck you asshole this is serious not some tiger pooping pissing in the hiking trail joke

DO NOT GET JEWED SOXS NIGGAS!!! YOU WILL BE A GENERATIONAL BAGHOLDER IF YOU DON’T SELL!!!!

>>53649204
nah i'm betting on the overnight retard pump, then i short when i sell this itm at the bell tomorrow

>>53649252
except that call will be worth .05 at market open tomorrow

Why isn't this bitch drilling below 400?

>>53649252
good chance of your strategy being right
yesterday we dumped too and pumped premarket

>>53649265
that's the support

>>53649242
Sorry, but I never see a commit, I mean vomma column when I'm trading options and spreads, I only have the goy version

thats right buy that heckin dipperino this is your last chance for the moon ride

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53649158
I believe I will keep making jokes

>>53649233
no because vix is a volatility indicator or a fear gauge to some degree, spy dumps vix pumps, that discrepancy with vvix and vix means equities or your stock calls are fucked when they correct

>VIX futures

>>53649158
YES IT'S A HECKARINO SLURP OF DA LIFETIME!

>>53649242
It's a metaphorical tiger dude. A king tiger. A hidden tiger. It's in your eyes.

But in all seriousness - yeah, the markets fucked and it's about to take a dive. People spent all January buying up the dumbest shit and chasing any pump and no one really knew why they were doing that.
I sold half my shit last week. Just chilling right now.

>>53649273
>>53649273
Thats cool, we still are nowhere near the support. Why aren't we heading down that far?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53649263
well then i'll lose my $20 and keep riding pic_rel

SOXS NIGGAS I HOPE YA’LL SOLD AT THE TOP TODAY!!! I’LL SEE SOME OF YOU NIGGAS AT THE CLUB THIS WEEKEND, I WILL BE WITH SOME ASIAN HOES!!!

>>53649290
unfortunatly oracles dont exist

>>53649311
shorts are safu

>>53649311
bear gang

I got $1000 that my mom asked to invest, what should i put it in?
It's for me myself, it's just that my mom asked me to invest it.

Michael burry is right
99% of economists and investors will ignore the real shit
It doesn't take 2046 iq to figure out that high interest rates and massive new debt are not good
Think how many people fell for every bear market rally and how this time the fed made a soft landing even though the plane is still falling

Mburry is out are you

>>53649350
voo

>>53649311
big +0.02% day

let's be honest, no one here would make any money if it weren't for us hidden tiger whisperers

>>53649364
bold of you assume im making money

the bell rings, anons close their eyes as the last thread slowly dies at market closing. nobody bakes, there will be no awakening.
finally... we are free.

>>53648992
Google's AI is top class. Microsoft invested in OpenAI, which is good, but their in house AI is hardly relevant. One demo fuck up is not representative of anything, much less a $200 BILLION drop.

>>53649350
$LIGMA

>>53649350
short spy

>>53649348
Bobo getting that bread.

>>53649350
some treasury bonds until things are clearer

>>53649364
No one said anything of value.

>>53649350
Youre just gonna blindly throw a thousand at forum suggestions with no background in purchasing securities? All you could really do is baghold. slam it in BTC. If you dont want to fuck with wallets use Robinhood

...this is it. the last smg

All bakers roped I see

>>53649311
Not very kawaii

>>53649037
This ain’t my first rodeo, now I only buy long term options and I only double down when certain signals go off. I have a very good track record, pic related.

>set up put spreads carefully
>sell them at strike prices out of range
>price gets within a dollar of the strike with minutes to go
>never going to fucking activate, only a robot would think it's risky
>sure enough webull sends auto-liq warning
>call to have it canceled
>the order already went through
Do other brokerages do this?

>>53649311
Even though a lot happened today, my account was basically unchanged.

>>53649396
i never doubt you baggo i just don't always follow

>>53649417
yes

>>53649418
>all that leverage for an average of 3.56% gain
some day youre gonna fuck up again and lost all those gains on one trade

Last /smg/ forever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY00bM3TQPw

THAT WAS CLOSE
>>53649459
>>53649459
>>53649459

>>53649350
Invest it in holding the cash in an interest bearing account. They're paying something like 4% and you'll probably beheem yourself trying anything riskier now.

>>53649387
Google shit itself very hard. Chatgpt has been out in public for a long time

>>53649466
Yes.

>>53649452
Most of those trades are day trades I did holding for less than 5 minutes, I think 3% average is pretty decent since most people lose money day trading anyway. I’m just dipping my feet in contracts several months out with 20k and progressively selling and buying in at further dates. Impossible to be down 90%+ unless you’re going in short term plays which is admittedly gambling.

>>53649406
yes

>>53649350
1. Read about bogleheads in the sticky.
2. Wait for market to stop crashing.
3. Be boglehead.

>>53649350
Literally put your cash in your broker and wait you retard. cash is king. T bills and T bonds are also worthless as well, currently.

>>53649350
Is there a return date on the $1000? If not, all in on Kansas Chiefs. if there is, treasury bonds and keep the difference.

>>53649876
HYSA faggot.