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Taylor's Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>> No.53640568

intc put writer here, i am now going to write puts on dominoes. 5 contracts strike price 320 exp jan 2024. wish me luck

>> No.53640571

>>53640546
Sex.

>> No.53640575

Buddy don‘t look at natural gas computer

>> No.53640578

Taylor Swift is whore from the entertainment industry and the infatuation of the plebeians with the celebrities shows democracy was a mistake.

>> No.53640579

>>53640571
This but unironically

>> No.53640580

>>53640575
Its the biggest fucking bullshit ever. 12% in less than 1 day.

>> No.53640591
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>Disney Plans to Cut 7,000 Jobs, $5.5 Billion in Costs
At least we're starting to see some weakening in the jobs, but, still seems like a drop in the bucket. Service industry still way too hot.

>>53640546
>Taylor's Edition
It's "Taylor's Version"

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>>53640591
"Edition" is /smg/'s version

>> No.53640616
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>>53640575
I cant take it anymore

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r8 my stock market ability smg

>> No.53640648

>>53640620
there's really not a lot to go off of here not even time duration invested

if this is YTD then youre basically performing as well as the nasdaq so should have just bought nasdaq with 0effort require

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>>53640575
>>53640580
>>53640616
Guys. What part of the name 'the widowmaker' made you come around to the idea of thinking this was something you wanted to try to trade? Natty gas has liquidated some serious whales in the past.

>> No.53640672

I just checked PYPL chart and was reminded that it traded around $300 in 2021. Damn this year was such a shitshow

>> No.53640682
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>>53640575
Almost back to the mean. You only have 1 more month of pain, congrats brapbros

>> No.53640694

Why are futures green on absolutely no news at all?

>> No.53640721

>>53640694
Jews.

>> No.53640730

>>53640669
BOIL will pump 1000% at some point so if i keep buying I will make it eventually

>> No.53640733
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53640733

>my SPX negative
>go to sleep
>wake up
>my SPX green
I'm glad I did not panic sell

>> No.53640747

>>53640669
You can trade coinflips and be profitable as long as you have proper trade entries, risk management, and psychology.
Gas is volatile so in theory it hits the TP/SL sooner

>> No.53640748

Got greedy with SQQQ and now about to get heemed by mumu.
I should have watched and learnt

>> No.53640754

How did Google screw up so badly? Thinking about selling half my Google shares for Microsoft. Google basically got defeated on their own home turf with the failed Bard demo.

>> No.53640758

eToro or 212 for a new/poorfag?

>> No.53640778
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I like gambling

>> No.53640786

>>53640778
stop using 10x leverage on natgas preasu

>> No.53640787

>>53640758
Last I checked T212 CFDs were scam-tier, and eToro is Israeli. I started with Degiro, now I lose money at higher speed with CFDs on CMC Markets.

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>> No.53640798

>>53640694
CPI Yoy of kraut is 8.7 instead of 8.9%. So all indexes are up 1%
what the fuck is this market. it's still fucking bad and I don't get how you can get pumped about it

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>>53640733
>buys spx
>cares about short term price movements
NANI

>> No.53640803

>>53640786
I have to chase my gambling losses ser. I'm a gambling addict.

In future, I will just bet on UNG with less leverage though.

>> No.53640805

>futures

what's with the schizo pumping right now??

>> No.53640807

>>53640546
Can anybody explain to me how/why the Euro stock markets are pumping so hard. Especially UK, even though not EURO, for which they say they would go hard into a recession? Do rich people now park their money in stocks also in a recession?

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>>53640790
I'm sorry linebro but the line was defeated

>> No.53640812

>>53640754
suck chadGPT cock

>> No.53640817

>>53640778
>when you forget settlement is physical and you get brapped on

>> No.53640818

>>53640807
Not every day csn be red buddy.

>> No.53640819

>>53640802
I was using 20x leverage nearer to the top thinking it will be a pump day because of great earnings, so I was betting on shot term movements in fact

>> No.53640828

>>53640817
I'll just eat a Mexican, and deliver the contracts personally.

>> No.53640830

>>53640819
dont do that

>> No.53640847

>>53640819
>1% move = 20% loss
Now THIS is pod racing.

>> No.53640853

>>53640818
It's not about being red, it's about not pumping +100 points, or rather +200 over night with DAX for example.

>> No.53640856

>>53640819
Yeah don't do that, I mean don't go all in, I BTFO myself exactly with going 20x all in SPX, in 2021. Imagine losing money in 2021 by longing SPX...

>> No.53640863

I will buy BOIL after it reverse splits.

>> No.53640881

>>53640733
> Getting sweaty over 1% drop
Zoomers were a mistake

>> No.53640884

>>53640807
Low GBP means higher profits for FTSE 100 firms, when bringing the money back to UK, the index is mining / oil / gas heavy, also UK stocks have long been undervalued.

I like British American Tobacco for the fat divvie 6-7%, and stable share price.

>> No.53640892

>>53640881
>Not risking your life savings on a 1% movement

Why even live?

>> No.53640906

>>53640819
>great earnings
You should unironically kill yourself.

>> No.53640909

>>53640790
> No Mott Capital logo

>> No.53640923

>>53640906
El Negro did you already forget this market pumped even on the day of all the major tech stocks shitting all their earnings just a few days ago, why would I not expect a pump from a far better earning day

>> No.53640933

>>53640892
Didn't read your next post about going 20x yet. My opinion on zoomers got even stronger afterwards.

>> No.53640934

>>53640805
European markets are going up so I guess they think the european central bank will pivot and their currencies will go to zero but the market will go up forever.
>Big brain stock trading, for geniuses (like me)

>> No.53640937

>>53640923
The market being irrational is the result of retarded mindsets like this. The only question I have now is why the bank bears haven't rugpulled it yet.

>> No.53640942

>>53640937
Banks narrative is bearish, it's a reverse rugpull.

>> No.53640956

>>53640934
Which doesn‘t make sense because we had 3 different ECB officials yesterday taking extremely hawkish stances. Talking about .50 hikes until May at least.

>> No.53640967

>>53640942
https://www.boerse.de/nachrichten/JPMORGAN-Adyen-buy/34581488

https://www.ariva.de/news/ubs-belsst-adyen-auf-buy-ziel-1730-euro-10537188

2 banks said BUY Adyen, just few minutes before they crashed it. Banks are lying.

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>>53640616
>>53640575
>>53640682
Why hasn’t my heating bill come down?

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Futes are green, one positive catalyst and we break through 4200

Serene says: UP

>> No.53641009

>>53640956
there is only one hike until march. its in march. they said
>We will then see what we will do

>> No.53641022

>>53641002
>Texas
>Drumpf
>Illuminati

Yikes.

>> No.53641040

>>53641009
they'll go 0,50march, 0,25 may at least. Possibly 0,25 in June again and then they rest, I would say.

>> No.53641048

>>53640934
Priced in, markets are forward looking, rates are just one of the hundreds macro indicators to consider

>> No.53641051
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Recession & inflation my big fat juicy butt. I can't believe I fell for that FUD. Literally 90%+ companies are reporting record earnings and just keep pumping. Hell, if one had bought few months ago, one would have easily been at least 50% on even large cap boomer stocks. I regret not buying more :(. Never again will I fall for bobo's ugly tricks

>> No.53641059

Buying puts on Netflix HARD!

>> No.53641064

>>53641059
Why?

>> No.53641072

>>53641051
> Literally 90%+ companies are reporting record earnings
Wrong
>and just keep pumping
Which indicates a dangerous decoupling. Something has to give.

>> No.53641074

>>53641051
Historically speaking, corporations, especially consumer defensive and industrials, are doing very well during hard times. Corporations always win. Middle class folks are the ones who get scalped the most.
I was explaining it many times last year that corpos always win.

>> No.53641077

>>53641064
They cancelled account sharing and price went up.
I'm sure userbase is going to feel this and probably earnings for next Q.
Just a hunch.

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>> No.53641081

I went all in on nasdaq at premarket with a x45 leverage. Wish me luck mumusisters

>> No.53641088

>>53641081
with options?

>> No.53641089
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>>53641077
I doubt anyone will cancel goyflix because of no password sharing.

How poor do you need to be to not afford 8.99 per month.

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>>53641088
Turbos

>> No.53641129

>>53641074
Yeah I know. They simply off-load all of it onto the customers. I mean, have you seen how much all these companies involved in "trade jobs" have been making last year? Absolutely ridiculous how much they have raised their prices... But as long as people are willing to pay, who cares right? "They win, we lose" kinda situation. So obvious in hindsight. Once again I have missed the generational bottom which might not come again in at least several years, rip.

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>>53641089
18€ for 4k + 6€ per extra person in the account.
I got out of Prime when they rose from 36 to 50 and their service of delivering went to the shitter, pay more for less as they say.
For me, it's HBO + Disney at 15 per month, if they rise, i'll get out and launch myself to the open sea.

>> No.53641136

>>53641074
Corpos and with corpos the rich stockholder boomers that bought in 20-40 years back in time. Great Ponzi. With stocks you can't possibly lose as a bull.

>> No.53641176

>>53641129
yes the companies with pricing power will always do well. those are all the luxury brands.

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>>53641051
the line will go up because money has to be invested somewhere and the system is rigged for profit

>> No.53641190

>>53641129
They had to raise prices eventually. In 2021 there were very little price hikes despite PPI being very high. Almost like they believed Fed's "transitory inflation" narrative. Product prices went so up in 2022 because corporations had to adjust for 2021 PPI as well once they realized inflation is here to stay.
Even if consumer can't handle it, corporations can always count in their buddies from the government to give plebians handouts or on subsidies.

>> No.53641211

‘on‘t like mumus
Simple as

>> No.53641219

>>53640546
Been puking all night lads

>> No.53641227

>>53641077
no idea short run, but long run people are not going to give up their netflix. people are addicted to that shit and it's way cheaper than going out. if anything netflix should do well as it gets more expensive to eat out, go to theaters, etc.

>> No.53641231

Man these major rallies are going to trigger a 1929 level crash soon if they keep on full retard like this kek

>> No.53641234

>>53641227
Personally I‘ve noticed that their line up has been getting better and better as well. They legit have a lot of stuff I want to watch on there, as opposed to a year ago or so.

>> No.53641264

>>53640672
Buying puts its going to dump for earnings

>> No.53641265
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>>53641231
> it's literally like 1929!
> Mott Capital told me so!
As I predicted, person who posted those cherry-picked, barely aligned, completely uncorrelated charts dissapeared and will pretend it never happened in the future when he posts another analysis suitable for brains that didn't evolve past pattern recognition.

Also reminder that he was telling people to short at literal market bottom.

>> No.53641274

>>53641265
>Screenshot of Bloomberg
>Muh property of MottCapital
Wut

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>>53641265
Mottbros... we literally got too cocky...

>> No.53641281

>>53641074
>Eine Strompreisbremse soll dazu beitragen, dass die Stromkosten insgesamt sinken. Der Strompreis wird für private Verbraucher sowie kleine Unternehmen bei 40 Cent pro Kilowattstunde gedeckelt. Dies gilt für den Basisbedarf von 80 Prozent des historischen Verbrauchs – in der Regel gemessen am Vorjahr. Nur für den übrigen Verbrauch, der darüber hinausgeht, muss dann der reguläre Marktpreis gezahlt werden.

Für mittlere und große Unternehmen mit mehr als 30.000 Kilowattstunden Jahresverbrauch liegt der Deckel bei 13 Cent (Netto-Arbeitspreis) für 70 Prozent des historischen Verbrauchs – in der Regel gemessen am Vorjahr. Auch sie zahlen für den darüber liegenden Verbrauch den regulären Marktpreis.

In english:
-regular people pay 40 cents (gross) max for electricty
-industry, big corpos with more than 30000kwh 13cents per kwh (net)

>> No.53641287

>>53641274
Bloomberg suing Mott would probably be bad PR. Nobody wants to see mentally challenged person being prosecuted.

>> No.53641289

FUCKING N!GGER MARKET STOP RALLYING REEEEEEEE

>> No.53641303

Key events for the next two days:
Key events:

>US initial jobless claims, Thursday
>ECB President Christine Lagarde participates in EU leaders summit, Thursday
>Bank of England Governor Andrew Bailey appears before Treasury Committee, Thursday
>US University of Michigan consumer sentiment, Friday
Fed’s Christopher Waller and Patrick Harker speak, Friday

>> No.53641316

>horrible economic news
>*pumps*

>> No.53641321

>>53641219
sorry dude, that's the worst. i hope you feel better. any idea why?

>> No.53641328

>>53641316
>>53641303
At this point I expect it to dump if jobs report is worse. They'll do the opposite this time and then "RECESSION FEARS" will be the headlines.

>> No.53641330

>>53641081
Already up 20% . You just cant lose as a bull you just have to buy . Bobos are playing in hard mode

>> No.53641347

>>53641234
they also produce a massive amount of content compared to other streaming services. i realize a lot of it is junk but they also reach a wide audience. last time I looked they were putting out 40 original shows /per month/. over half their library is now "netflix originals" too, so they're going to make even more money when people start rewatching their old favorites

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>futes

u didnt believe

and now u will suffer

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I went short as a hedge against losing my job, and now I've literally lost my job PLUS my portfolio is down over 50%.

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I wonder if AMZN could reach its ath again

>> No.53641376

TSLA seems like a no-brainer short around here. How is this shit going bull when autismo cut the prices by a shitton?
Not profitable for the future at all

>> No.53641380

more analysts believe that the ATVI-MSFT deal will go through
any gamboolers holding ATVI?

>> No.53641384

>>53641364
>hedge against losing my job
The hedge against losing your job is cash

>> No.53641390

I think I might be getting covid, do those tests work after they're expired?

>>53641376
I work at a Porsche dealership and I can tell you nobody wants that electric shit. Mercedes is dying with their electric stuff also.

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>>53641364
Don't do options kids. Like seriously, please don't
Sorry to hear about your loss though (unless you worked in Morgan Stanley, fuck those guys)

>> No.53641392

Say I'm investing 100 bucks per month. Should I divide that between 10 different stocks (can you even do that?) or should I put it all in one basket and diversify over the course of 10 months?

>> No.53641394

>futuros

let’s fucking go

>> No.53641396
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>>53640819
>20x leverage
Based I hope you make it fren your ballsy af

>> No.53641403

>>53641392
Yes

>> No.53641405

>>53641391
what is your portfolio like? I'm mostly in ETF and individual stocks atm, but i just started with like $2500.

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>>53641384
>>53641391
It doesn't make any sense though. The market has totally decoupled from economic reality.

>> No.53641417

>>53641407
They gotta know retail is shorting

>> No.53641420

>>53641407
where did you work?

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>> No.53641428

>>53641407
always does during the bottom

>> No.53641430

>>53641376
Don‘t short TSLA. So many people got burned doing that. It‘s not worth it.

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>>53641420
Micron. I've always been praised for my work until now.

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>>53641391
Is that your portfolio?

>> No.53641443

STOP FUCKING PUMPING AAAAH WTF

>> No.53641447

>>53641428
My company issued guidance expecting things to get worse for them.

>> No.53641463

>>53641391
damn bro rip F in the chat for you but seeing that makes me feel better about going from 30k -> 2k

>> No.53641465

>>53641405
The pic I posted is not mine. It's just from my loss porn folder.
As for my portfolio, Q3 2021 I rebalanced into low debt value stocks, most of them divvy paying, and since then I'm just adjusting from time to time. Might rotate back into speculative stocks once the dust settles.
I don't really buy ETFs. They have too much bullshit in them for my liking.

>> No.53641470

>>53641430
Funny thing is, I got caught out by it in the past so I'm relatively more confident that I know what I'm doing this time round.
Back then it had some credible bull cases going for it and the state of the economy was a lot stronger than now, this time it's looking vulnerable. He hasn't cut prices by that much because they're doing well.

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>>53641376
Thanks for the hopium
t. ARKK short bagholder

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>futes

>> No.53641478

>>53641433
I guess that chip shortage thing was a meme huh?

>> No.53641482

>>53641407
But what were you thinking? If you lose your job, you’ll have no money coming in so the hedge is to have cash at hand?

>> No.53641483

>tfw you are living in a paranoid anon's head for months on end rent free

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90% of /smg/ shorted Tesla yesterday . i also shorted tesla i was wondering if i could make it by following /smg/ . Kek baggies

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>>53641437
Nope. I basically save screencaps from options gamblers as a reminder to myself to never touch them myself.

>>53641463
I hope you make it back mate.

>> No.53641493

>>53641392
with some brokers you can buy fractional shares, so yes, you could do that. But it sounds like a lot of work just to underperform every index imaginable

>> No.53641495

>>53641433
>I've always been praised for my work until now
That sounds very nice but the company doesn’t give a shit about you if their profitability is on the line.

>> No.53641498

>>53641478
It's been fluctuating wildly ever since covid.

>>53641482
I keep $10-15k in my bank account at all times, but I put my ~$100k portfolio into inversing the market in case the job market goes to shit for a long time and I can't find work.

>> No.53641503

>>53641465
thats pretty understandable. I'm mainly using the ETFs and long term dividend dumps. I'm still too noob and easily FOMO'd to do actual trading yet.
I wish you an abundant recovery anon

>> No.53641514
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>>53640546
AAAAAAAAAA
i finally started messing around in pinescript myself instead of exploring jeet indicators and i've never seen these numbers before.

is TA actually not a lie? tried forever with crypto and never went anywhere with it. on stocks though this works with 75% of pairs once you form fit the settings. 40 pairs i measured 3+ PF.

can bitch about form fitting; but a bot can brute force it and 35 trade confirmation is insane.

i actually feel hope for once

>> No.53641518

>>53641475
Don't feel demoralized bobro. Cunty Wood is one of the dumbest people to exist in modern finance. The line is strongly against her, she's a dumb motherfucker for repeatedly fighting it and getting rekt and then doubling down and going "I'm the new nasdaq" until the next week's rek. If you don't see how she's an extremely delusional retarded cunt then idk what to tell you.
Just fucking look at arkk's chart zoomed out.

The line is on our side, not hers LMFAO.
These stupid fuckers are trying to fight increasing rate hikes and a weak economic picture (massive fucking tech layoffs are just the start) and coping about le pivooooot which is not coming in 2023. It's going to end badly for them, even if they get the odd pump on the way down. Don't be a dumb bobro, be a bobro with conviction. We must stay in the fight against these boomer niggers.

>> No.53641521

macd is starting to curl over again

>> No.53641526

>>53641503
Nothing wrong with ETFs. Looking for individual stocks takes lots of time, if it wasn't my hobby I would probably go with ETFs too.

>> No.53641531
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Why isn't "Depreciation" in EBITDA considered a cost? I mean you have to pay the depreciation eventually anyways...

>> No.53641532

>>53641526
i've been looking at ETFs just to see what their primary holdings are and just buy that

>> No.53641537

>>53641498
>I keep $10-15k in my bank account at all times
Yeah this is good, and I understand your logic, but it’s flawed because you losing your job is a different thing than the job market going bad and stock markets going down with it...

>> No.53641545

>>53641433
Hey semibro. looks like you're in the wrong side in the chip sector. just switch to FPGA, now the memory market is fukken dead
>tfw no more thin die bonding
a bliss. this shit crack all the time
But in general the semi industry is pretty shit right now. Memory more than other tho

>> No.53641547

>>53641532
Yeah, I sometimes check ETFs from a given sector as an inspiration too. For someone who has no experience it might be harder to pick right things and apply proper weightings based on risk. Also ETFs can rebalance, i.e. get rid of rotten eggs. If your goal is to invest with little effort you might not be interested in keeping track of all that yourself.

>> No.53641573
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BUY SOXS!!! BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!!
THIS WHOLE THING WILL CRASH AND BURN, STAND FIRM BOBO BROS!!!!

>> No.53641587

>>53641573
Wanna hear a joke, bobro?
The rate hikes effects haven't even reached the economy yet. There's a lag and it will start to really hit around September.

>> No.53641622
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>>53641587
>t.

>> No.53641652

>>53641077
you realize they wouldn't have gone through with the plan if they didnt do internal tests that showed it would make more money than lose. of course testing isnt perfect, but there's no way it tanks their stock to justify shorting it with puts

>> No.53641654
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I just got started getting x4 VOO, what else should I buy next?

please help me
please help me
please help me
please help me

>> No.53641660

>>53641654
spxl

>> No.53641663

>>53641654
you bought four shares of VOO? what's x4 VOO?

>> No.53641666

Check EUR/USD computer

>> No.53641673

Thinking about re-entering the market tomorrow fellas, sitting on 11k cash in my Roth. Anyone got any positions in jUber or abnb? Thinking of 1000 each on jUber and 1000 on abnb. Feeling bretty bullish on jUber especially because normies love their goyslop delivered at a 30% markup and the average American can’t afford a car. Any rebuttals?

>> No.53641677

Anyone who thinks the cattle won’t just buy their own Netflix subs is delusional. Sure they are bitching now and they might go a couple weeks or months boycotting it but eventually some can’t miss, water cooler show will be on there everyone is talking about and they will all FOMO into new subs. They don’t know how to torrent and they can’t deal with being the one person in the group chat who hasn’t seen the newest episode of whatever the fuck. I’d go long on Netflix, their revenue will go through the roof with all these new added subs they’ll get.

>> No.53641679

>>53641666
I'm getting reheemed on every front

>> No.53641680
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>>53641654
BUY SOXS YOU NIGGER

>> No.53641689

>>53641673
uber is trying to make it illegal to drive your own car so you have to take one of their rentals
investing in uber is investing in Satan

>> No.53641698

>it's thursday again
I feel like I've been in a crab for eternity at this point.

>>53640956
The idea is that the faster rates go up the faster they come down heckin pivotorino. Don't question it. Until powell stops being a pussy and says "the rates will stay up until we get deflation and not a minute before" people will keep saying any low-hike is actually a pivot and yolo their life savings in.

>>53641048
>markets are forward looking unless they're going down in which case the markets are wrong
Thanks reddit.

>> No.53641701

is there a major difference between buying a whole share vs partial shares based on a flat dollar amount? does it matter?

>> No.53641710

>>53641698
>I feel like I've been in a crab for eternity at this point.

We are unironically heading into the 40+ year nikkei market

>> No.53641712

>>53641689
QRD?

>> No.53641717

Ooooh I'm gonna PUUUUUUUUMMMMMPPPP

>> No.53641718

>>53641698
>yet another week of fucking nothing
>MTD: 1.23%

>> No.53641720

>>53641701
robinhood anyway puts major restrictions on fractionals. no limit orders or stop loss

>> No.53641731

>>53641720
thx bro, I wanted to stick to just buying whole shares. I just wanted to know why they give the option to buy partials based on dollar amount.

>> No.53641738
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>>53641712
NO NIGGER, BUY SOXS!!!

>> No.53641743

>BOE’S TENREYRO: A MASSIVE RECESSION IS NEEDED TO KEEP CPI AT 2%.
lmao bongs

>> No.53641749
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I have $1500 left to invest.
>>53641660 looks good, how many shares to buy?
>>53641680 this stock when from 13k to 20 in 5 years, isn't this bad? please RED PILL ME

>> No.53641759

>>53641689
>>53641712
I had to jewgle it but I assume he’s referring to this
https://cei.org/blog/uber-wants-to-make-it-illegal-to-operate-your-own-self-driving-car-in-cities/

Nothing burger. I also have zero qualms in investing in anything that will make me money

>> No.53641766

>soxl pre-market 17.23 +0.74 (4.49%)

hmmm

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>>53640546
I have done all I can. The final results are in.
>same growth rate
>better Sharpe and MDD
>basically 0 correlation
for trading the QQQ based on it's divergence from SPY.

>> No.53641779

>>53641749
Just put it in a broad index fund my man, and start to read and educate yourself before picking stocks. Maybe some other anons can recommend you some good reading material

>> No.53641783
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>>53641749
BUY SOXS NIGGER. GO ALL IN.

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>>53641779
isn't it better for first buy and educate yourself from expereince?

>> No.53641789

>>53641731
>I just wanted to know why they give the option to buy partials
poors
it's easier to diversify when you can put $100 in to 100 stocks

>> No.53641792

>>53641783
I probably will because you are shilling it hard but what are the reasons it's gonna go up?

>> No.53641795

>>53641772
can you check this claim
>If you think real yields are going higher, sell gold. If you think real yields are going lower, buy gold. So simple. Over the last 4,810 observations, the closing price relative to the 5-yr TIPS yield has been directionally correct nearly 64% of the time.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4497266-real-yields-and-the-price-of-gold#comments

>> No.53641796

>>53641759
https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/3/19/17139868/self-driving-uber-killed-pedestrian-human-drivers-deadly

uber's self driving car was also the very first self driving car to kill a pedestrian

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>>53641749
>this stock when from 13k to 20 in 5 years,
Don't worry about it

>> No.53641803

>>53641772
not a bad plan, but it's only working because tech has been advancing at light speed. if tech ever slows down then the strategy will no longer be guaranteed

>> No.53641804

>>53641796
It was jaywalker high on meth and weed.

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>> No.53641820
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>>53641792
>Market goes down, Bears are up
>Market goes up, Bears will bounce back up.
JUST FUCKING SEND IT YOU NIGGER!!! DON’T QUESTION IT, I SAW SOXS GO UP TO $80/SHARE END OF DAY IN MY DREAMS!!!!!

>> No.53641822

>>53641808
why is there some random link in your image?

>> No.53641824

>futures

why are stocks dropping already?

>> No.53641832

>>53641710
Yeah it's a possibility. Hence my focus on divvy paying stocks for now. Might consider changing my strategy if china gets nuked.

>> No.53641840

>>53641804
it's more that uber's; and doordash's business model is completely predatory

they don't have the money to afford the fleet of cars; or pay the drivers, so instead they recruit poor people and trick them into selling their only asset, their barely functioning cars for quick cash.

they don't even have to pay the drivers, uber/doordash only pay the driver like $4 per order. the rest of the driver payment is customer tips.

they have to play all kinds of games in the uber / doordash app to keep drivers from avoiding picking up black people and no-tip orders (uber won't tell you if there's a tip or not), it's a constant back and forth with whatever AI and the shit orders you get. if you reject enough shit orders they won't give you any at all for a couple of hours and punish you. you will be literally financially punished by uber's AI for not being a slave.

>> No.53641854

>>53641772
Does using TQQQ / SPXL have better results vs just TQQQ

>> No.53641856

Now that the public has been enamured with AI
is it over for crypto?

>> No.53641872

>>53641531

It's not a cash cost and the cost goes into the making of the stuff that will depreciate

>> No.53641873

>>53641856
yeah it's over. no more greater fools to sucker in, it will slowly trend down as institutional investors prop price while exiting entirely

the nail in the coffin was FTX and their scam

>> No.53641894
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>>53641840
>t. Former wagie deliverer/Uber driver
Thanks for the laugh. Good luck finding an ethical company to invest in.

>> No.53641901

where is a good place to look for company forecasts? like forward PE? I don't see it in the 10Ks...

>> No.53641906
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THIS BULL RUN WONT LAST FOREVER. I WILL LAUGH AT YOU MUMU KEKS WHEN YOU FINALLY KYS AFTER THINKING THIS BULL RUN WILL END WITH YOU WINNING. IT WILL CRASH AND BURN, AND ALL MY BOBO NIGGAS WILL BE MAKING MAD MONEY.

SCREENSHOT THIS NIGGERS.

>> No.53641908

>>53640809
It's going to 5k

>> No.53641914

>>53641840
>they have to play all kinds of games in the uber / doordash app to keep drivers from avoiding picking up black people
do tell. how do they hide that?

>> No.53641915
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Pic attached is how good things could be if I didn't have to worry about over-fitting.

>>53641803
That's not really how the strategy works. It spends almost as much time short as it does long. It's essentially a buy-the-dip, sell-the-pump strategy, using the movement of QQQ relative to SPY to determine when there is a dip and when there is a pump.
As long as QQQ is essentially the high-beta quintile of the S&P, then this should continue to work.

That gives me pair ideas to test. An index vs. it's high beta quintile.

>>53641854
That will be quick to test, will report back soon.

>>53641795
Will test after, if I have time.

>> No.53641918

>>53641908
We are going to retest the highs of august at best before taking another crabby leg down.

>> No.53641919

>>53640754
I can't find anything on Google, they constantly promote niggers, and they want to ruin anyone who isn't a niggerfaggot.
Fuck Google.

>> No.53641923

>>53641872
but don't you depreciate items you buy also? like a tractor trailer for a trucking company?

>> No.53641926

>>53640754
>How did Google screw up so badly?
Jeets, Queer folx, and other diversity hires.

>> No.53641935

>>53641915
that's exactly how it works, if it ever underperforms the s&p 500 in a bull market you will lose your ass

>> No.53641936

Attention please: If Gas goes to 2.55, my stop loss hits for a $20 loss.

Thank you.

>> No.53641945

>>53641131
Why in the fuck would you give money to Disney?

>> No.53641946
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>>53641919
AND THAT’S WHY I’M BUYING SOXS. DOUBLING DOWN ON IT, ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS ON THIS ONE POSITION.

>> No.53641950

>>53641856
>is it over for crypto?
after FTX, normies will never blindly """""invest""""" in crypto ever again. I was shocked at the amount of normies who just gave FTX their money
truly baffling

>> No.53641953

>futures green in pm
It's gonna be a red day innit?

>> No.53641957

>>53641946
You are going to lose your ass. SOXL is painting a bull flag right now and is going to shoot up past 20.

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ATTENTION TRADERS:
NATTY GAS ACTS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE NIGGER.
ALSO THIS MARKET IS FAKE AND ABSOLUTELY GAY

thank you.

>> No.53641964

>>53641950
Fomo is a helluva drug.

>> No.53641973

>>53641946
You're gonna get rekt son

>> No.53641974

>>53641936
please go 2.55 natgas

I beg

>> No.53641977

>>53641962
No Beta, no Bucks. Simple as.

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Went for a 3AM Night Walk around the neighborhood and got some free Enbridge swag. Someone had dropped this bag on the sidewalk.

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>>53641006
When will bears commit seppuku to restore their honor?

>> No.53641993

>>53641984
It has anthrax in it. You have 10 hours to live.

>> No.53641994
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>>53641957
NEVER SELLING. IN FACT, I’M BUYING MORE AND USING ALL MY MARGIN FOR THIS POSITION.

>> No.53642002

>>53641131
Imagine ever quitting piracy. You are a shameful individual. Desu.

>> No.53642006

>>53642002
You wouldn't download a Chow Mein.

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>>53641974

>> No.53642020
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>>53641973
YOU SOUND LIKE A BETA. ONLY CHADS EVER GO THIS BALLS DEEP IN A POSITION, YOU SHOULD’VE LISTENED. WATCH YOU BE WRONG. BEARS WILL WIN THIS END OF DAY, SOXS WILL BE AT $80/SHARE BECAUSE I SAW IT IN MY DREAMS!!!!!!!!

>> No.53642025
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>>53641391
Correction: Don't play with leverage if you are not willing to loose bigly.

>> No.53642027

>SOXS is already down 4% in pre-market
Why the fuck are we pumping today?
AI shit?

>> No.53642031

>>53641993
I somehow doubt it. My sister will get a $1 million insurance payout though if that... wait, what if she planted that bag?

>> No.53642045

>>53641518
Not one bobo has said the pivot is coming in 2023. Actually try and listen to Jerome when he speaks and not hearing what you want to hear bobo nigger

>> No.53642046

>>53641984
>leather gloves

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>>53641994

>> No.53642060
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>>53642027
BUY SOXS NIGGER!!! IT WILL GO UP TO $95/SHARE END OF DAY, AND I WILL HAVE 10 WHITE HOOKERS SUCKING ON MY BBC THIS WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE.

>> No.53642061

>>53642045
The fuck are you talking about? Did you mean to respond to me? You seem confused. I just said the pivot isn't coming you illiterate pajeet.

>> No.53642073

>>53641984

Do you live in New York? Are you Patrick Bateman?

>> No.53642078
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>>53642047
BUILT FOR BBC

>> No.53642080

I hate the stock market and I hate the Jews controlling it.
Thank you.

>> No.53642091

>>53642080
the last time I posted this the nigger janny banned me for 3 days

>> No.53642095

Money managers have cut $300 billion of bearish bets, robbing the market of pent-up demand just as the Federal Reserve warns its inflation-fighting battle is far from over.

The shift in positioning has taken a broad array of investors from underweight to holding equities closer to the average of the past decade. Investors are now the closest to neutral positioning than they have been since the second quarter of last year, when the Fed began ramping up interest rates, according to data from JPMorgan Chase and Deutsche Bank.

That sentiment shift suggests stocks may have trouble pushing higher unless the funds turn outright bullish. Separately, Morgan Stanley Wealth Management's Lisa Shalett warned of “massive disconnects” in stocks that threaten market stability.

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>>53642080
THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD BUY SOXS

>> No.53642106

>>53642073
No, but I live in another mega city elsewhere. It was raining out earlier, the weather is quite cold.

>> No.53642107

>>53642080
There's no need to be anti-semetic.

>> No.53642109

>>53642080
You don't belong here.

>> No.53642120

>>53642109
speak for yourself

>> No.53642123
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>>53642107
>>53642109
POST NOSE YOU KIKES

>> No.53642126
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What are the financial implications of this?

>> No.53642134

Are all the "coin" threads on biz by scamjeets? I have never bought a "coin" and I have no clue what the acronyms stand for and I don't give a fuck either.

t.

>> No.53642135

>>53642126
>jewtin's final warning

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>>53642126
BEARISH SIGNAL!!! BUY SOXS!!!! BUY BUY BUY!!!!

>> No.53642146

>>53641915
>>Will test after, if I have time.
if you do it, quote your post and use a key word like seekingalpha, so that i can find it in the archive

>> No.53642148

>>53642126

This conflict will turn 9 years old in 11 days

>> No.53642152

>>53642126
>Nato fighter jets
So NATO is at war?

>> No.53642166

Germany CPI increased again month over month, despite lower energy prices.

>> No.53642168

>>53642152
why aren't defense stocks pumping?

>> No.53642169

>>53642152

yes, but it's a proxy war and will stay so

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>>53641854
Pic related.
TQQQ vs SPXL is using
>Lookbacks ranging 21-23 days - average trend
>Entry Z-scores: 0.4 and under - easy entry
>Exit fractions: 0.4 and under - average exit
>With a 5% daily change additional entry requirement - this is hitting against the range of my search limit, it is likely limiting performance

TQQQ vs SPY is using
>Lookbacks 41-36 days - slow trend
>Entry Z-scores 2.3 - 2.1 - large signal entries only
>exit fractions: 0.95-0.8 - quick to exit positins
>With a 2% or under daily price change additional entry requirement, lower than I would expect for a highly volatile TQQQ.

The extreme entry conditions and fast exit is why TQQQ vs SPY is so blocky.

>>53641935
My resulting market correlation is 0, but that's almost a coincidence. This isn't long-short pairs trading, where if the relationship breaks down I lose on both ends of the trade.
This is unilateral pairs trading. Where SPY is being used as an indicator to inform whether the movements of QQQ will continue or revert. It's a beta play, essentially.

>> No.53642178

>>53642168
Jews won't let them unless they're the big names like LMT

>> No.53642179

should I buy SOXS? or this guy is AI bot shit

>> No.53642186
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>>53642168
They are?

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>>53642123
Here you go.

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>>53642078
I can do requests, sure.

>> No.53642199

>>53642186
>European defense stocks
kek

>> No.53642205

>>53642061
What do you mean what am I talking about?
Faggot: You said >The pivot isn't coming in 2023
No one thinks it is. Perhaps it is you who is confused?

>> No.53642208

>>53642080
I love the jews controlling it cause my bags are getting HUGE.

>> No.53642215

>>53642199
Are you retarded? Where do you think the leopards, piorun ground to air missiles, krabs, caesars and all the ammo for that shit ends up being produced?

>> No.53642220

>>53642205
>No one thinks it is.
No, nigger. (You)

>> No.53642233
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>>53642220
Ok smoothbrained faggot.

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>>53642187
KYS KIKE

>> No.53642251
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>>53642198
AT WHITE BOI MAD CUZ HIM WIFE BEEN GETTIN DICKED DOWN BY TYRONE AND JEROME AT THE SAME TIME LMFAO

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>>53642236

>> No.53642256
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>futes going down
Good. Very good.

>> No.53642260

>>53642256
>Gas going down
Very good.

>> No.53642263

>>53642215
china/mexico?

>> No.53642268

>>53642152
Just means jets originating in NATO countries. Like F-16.
>>53642168
Defense stocks can be pretty disappointing sometimes. Things you think will move them dont. Still wont lose money with them though. LMT cant be stopped and all of them will continue to grow out their space defense side with the new space force. Theyll all start adding more and more space packages.

>> No.53642269

>>53642256
just barely, its still too green right now

>> No.53642278
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God i just love to see rednecks setthing.

>> No.53642285

>>53642269
Wait for the job report, bobro.

>> No.53642291

at 830 you will finally learn the true meaning of meltup

>> No.53642301
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>>53642278
Watch yer mouth round here boi.

>> No.53642306

>>53642278
this is DXY land damned Yankee

>> No.53642320

>>53642301
speaking of which where can you short the texas powergrid

don't they trade energy on some kind of market? where can you trade electricity?

>> No.53642336

with there being 10 open jobs for every 1 american the jobless number will show not only is everyone employed but that the average american is working more jobs than ever before especially women

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>>53642320
That is a damn good idea, actually.
I used to live in texas. I don't know about all of texas but I know my company when I lived there was entergy. I would check and see if they are publicly traded.

>> No.53642338

Is it possible to make it in the financial sector if you hate jews?

>> No.53642340

>>53642337
IIRC: Ticker ETR

>> No.53642341

>>53642338
as a job, no, since they are everywhere
for trading at home, the kjey is to control your greed

>> No.53642342

>>53642338
just infiltrate the jews pretending to be one of them and bide your time until the right moment

>> No.53642348

>>53642338
No.

>> No.53642349
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i've been bag holding nat gas for weeks now

>> No.53642350

wonder if any of these BOIL barons know what contango is.

>> No.53642351

uranium

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>>53642349
>People actually went long on this chart
What's wrong with y'all?

>> No.53642365
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53642365

>Ai stocks pumping
>Ai cryptos pumping
>everyone non stop talking about AI
So is AI the new meme for 2023? What should I be buying to take advantage of AI? MSFT?

>> No.53642367

Where can I long orange juice?

>> No.53642368
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53642368

Cameco earnings this morning are good! Plus the Energoatom deal announced yesterday. Got some $29 CCJ calls from last month when it was still $24. Now hoping the broad market can keep it together for the rest of the week.

>> No.53642369

>>53642354
It's a good buy but because of the war the price is extremely manipulated. I don't own any, just sayin

>> No.53642373

natgas futures will rise in the very short term

>> No.53642376

>>53642354
Im a big baggie due to yesterdays dump, my only hope is recovery today
I have the faintest hope that natgas not making a new low for 3 days already is telling something
although todays natgas report could rape a lot of people

>> No.53642380

>BIG SHORT IN STOCKS IS ALMOST OVER AFTER $300 BILLION UNWIND; FUNDS AT NEUTRAL POSITIONING, ERASING PENT-UP EQUITY DEMAND

the fuck does that shit mean?

>> No.53642381

>>53642365
What are some publicly traded companies that deal with AI but are low cap?

>> No.53642389

>>53642369
what makes you think it's a good buy? Are you working in a supply chain?

>> No.53642390

>>53642368
uranium

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>>53642380
I'd be getting ready to catch the next liquidity cycle as well.

>> No.53642399

>>53642380
refer to my name

>> No.53642401

>>53642380
Exactly what it says.

Rally has been caused by short covering, and retail will hold the bag.

>> No.53642402

>>53642365
these C3/Bigbear/that other shitstock i don't even think make AI
what do they even do, it's all just venture capital money laundering

microsoft/google will be the only ones actually making AI. the hope with all these other shitstocks is they get bought out?

>> No.53642403

>ARKK going back down in PM
thank you Bobo Jesus

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>>53642403
>53642403

>> No.53642415

>>53642389
Compared to historical prices and also the fact it should be in greater demand given the shutdown of Nordstream and russian gas is technically off the market (it isn't though)

>> No.53642419

>>53642380

Where it say dat?

>> No.53642424

>>53642401
This.
Too many people shorted and had to buy back shares to cover their shorts. That made line go up.
This is now over.

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>tfw up 9% for the year but would have been up like 20 if I hadn't tried to time the market

>> No.53642431

>>53642415
Did you run the numbers, or is this based on your feelings? Sorry for putting you on the spot like that. Too often people are calling the market irrational when they themselves haven't done anything rational in the first place. Just trying to help.

>> No.53642433

>>53642426
This except I‘m down 98%

>> No.53642439

>>53642433
F

>> No.53642441

>>53642403
>>53642412
I told you the line is against her. That crying wojak defines her well.
>>53641518

>> No.53642446

>>53642365
It's probably already dying down, it hasn't reached the silliness of anything AI at all pumping; just the few meme chat APIs that are getting the attention

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>>53642365
>planned to go back to school to learn about AI last year
>AI blows up this year
>won't be ready before 2024
I'm gonna miss it.

>> No.53642458

>>53642402
AI engineers are putting musicians out of work
AI engineers work from home
This is deliberate because soon the art wagies will begin trying to kill software engineers to prevent them from making art no longer a thing.

>> No.53642466

>>53642446
Chatgpt just feels like a really good madlib. I don't think it's the destroyer of worlds that people are hyping. I think it's gonna be the next 3d printer

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Fugg this gay market bros. A large cap company missed guidance completely and well basically totally bombed the earnings... of course it fuckin rallies 15%.
On another topic, be real with me bros, who here failed to buy the generational bottom and failed to keep up with this giga bull market? I would have made more money had I simply bought some simple index funds

>> No.53642471

>>53642458
AI and genetic engineering should be outlawed

>> No.53642477

>>53642376
https://agsi.gie.eu

EU gas reserves at 68%. We are sucking it dry pretty fast in the last month.

>> No.53642478

>>53642452
I do think >>53642446
has a point. This is just the first big cycle of AI. There was always hype about it but now we have actual working products that can be integrated into existing company products. Like Bing. Good chance theres an even bigger wave in few years but im looking towards MSFT over googl now.

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>>53642467
>I would have made more money had I simply bought some simple index funds
Sad, many such cases.

>> No.53642484

>>53642477
Token not needed.

>> No.53642491

AI is communism. You'll reap what you sow.

https://www.inc.com/sonya-mann/thiel-ai-cryptocurrency.html

>> No.53642494

>>53642415
>Compared to historical prices
Which ones? The historical period when oil was shut in because covid killed demand? Or the period before that where natural gas prices traded down to $1.50?
Are you aware that shale oil is at record production and produces NG as a side output, and that those wells are becoming increasingly gassy?

>it should be in greater demand given the shutdown of Nordstream and russian gas is technically off the market
European natural gas futures trade on a different contract. Location matters a lot when shipping costs more than the value of the product itself.

>> No.53642497

>>53642467
i went 0% cash during end of December because it was obvious people were selling for tax losses
why didn't you?

>> No.53642499

>>53642458
It won't replace art, that's just cope from newfags that don't understand industries. Too much marketing comes from hiring artists and selling prints, and ai art is a fucking meme
>>53642466
I'm really not impressed. Even a decade ago my friends and I had a bot in IRC that did everything chatgpt does now, it would learn from our conversations and contribute, answer questions etc etc. It's only now getting exposure because brainlets are just discovering it and don't actually understand that it's just an algo. They think it's pretty much genuine sentient AI capable of anything.

What AI is now is no different to what existed a decade ago, it has some potential to improve but the hype around it now is like boomers finally discovering the internet

>> No.53642503

>>53642478
Depends on how the cycle develops. Companies used free slush money from the fed to quash startups for years. Salaries are going down now, but this will enable startups to compete for talent instead of just starving. Additional industries like AI tech won't 'replace programming' like retards think (besides the fact you need programmers to create and maintain them) so this will add a new subfield to technology overall. Possibly a new speculative tech boom and dramatic job growth, again.

>>53642471
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/12/health/reversing-aging-scn-wellness/index.html

>just get old and die bro
>it'd be unfair to boomers if millennials lived an extra 100 years to compensate them for boomers ruining their lives
>just get old, okay?

>> No.53642505

>>53642484
I'm not holding stinkygas. Just helping other guy with info. But I guess it's always nice to have some kind of projection. Help with life.

>> No.53642510

>>53642499
>What AI is now is no different to what existed a decade ago, it has some potential to improve but the hype around it now is like boomers finally discovering the internet
You can become a 200k a year ai engineer just showing boomers your chatbot you made when you were a retarded teenager.

>> No.53642513

>>53642467
>generational bottom
Ohohohoho ahahaha mumu you never do learn

>> No.53642515

>>53642467
>generational earnings giga bull market
You are retarded and powell will shit down your throat.

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>natgas just keeps dumping

>> No.53642523

retard new bobos got indoctrinated over the last year that the market has to go down now
that is precisely why we will melt up
and their tears and melted puts will fuel it

>> No.53642524

>>53642478
I have shares in a media company that has used AI for a few years already. It can handle data feeds on its own and even choose specific segments from video to highlight them on its own. But the industry doesn't care about AI outside of the meme chat stuff. There's tons of this shit going around too, even with drones. But again, the common brainlet doesn't see this, it's just "wow chatgpt can copy code from forums!!!!"

>> No.53642529

>>53642503
they will never give you the unlimited life pill
only the turbo-elite will get access when they merge with AI and robots do all the work

they will ban having kids unless it's a GMO tube baby designed for slave work, and it won't be able to reproduce on it's own.
all the npcs/goyim/niggercattle will be purged off and their number strictly controlled. it wont matter though; because they will be lobotomized with slave GMO DNA.

>> No.53642530

>>53642517
That's a good thing honey. If it goes to 1.5 I make 3.5k.

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>>53642503
>Depends on how the cycle develops...
I agree with your comment. Tech will only continue to grow from here. I think a lot of periphery jobs will be automated. Payroll, HR, legal can all be replaced pretty soon but they never really generated value to the company. They just serviced the people who did create the value.

>> No.53642540

>>53642529
the great equalizer: microplastics
its in all of us
its already too late

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>>53642535
>All those jobs are done by women

>> No.53642554

>>53642510
Just goes to show that both retail and smart money are often way behind when it comes to trends and discovering technology. Same happened with crypto. "Smart" money entered at the top around 60k, by that time I had already moved on and ditched that world entirely. I can't take much of this shit seriously anymore, believing analysts and media is just dumb

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Dollar can’t go down without inflation going up. There is no supply side relief. Inflation will now go higher and interest rates will have to follow.
CPI will be our catalyst. We should go higher until then because this rally has some crazy retard strength.

>> No.53642563

>>53642547
most women got vaxxed

>> No.53642568

I think we need a new thread.

>> No.53642569

>>53642554
the none meme answer is "timing the market is hard"

>> No.53642575

>>53642477
its dropping fast, but reserves are so high, I dont see a reason that this causes an upward move

>> No.53642581

>>53642499
That's what I got from it too. Like some of the things they claim it can replace is like email and legal documents? But that's what form letters are for. And it can pass classes and test? It's just yoinking material off of Wikipedia. It's impressive how well it can do it all and how natural it all flows, but again, it feels too overhyped

>> No.53642583

>>53642569
"Time in the market" baggies win again!

>> No.53642588

>>53642568

NEW
>>53642586
>>53642586
>>53642586

>> No.53642592

>>53642568
This is the last thread

>> No.53642604
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ALL YOU NIGGAS SHOULD BUY SOXS AND BUY IT NOW!!! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS ON IT WHEN IT’S GUARANTEED TO PERFORM 400% PROFITS!!! TRUST ME NIGGA I SAW IT IN MY DREAMS!!!!!

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>>53642291
He showed up , time to short . Thanks again for the top signal

>> No.53642642

>>53642575
EU won't buy russian gas. So to refill they will have to buy more expensive gas. (although it probably won't boom as it did last year). They will want to refill it back to +90% Might still drop down to 55-50. Last time April it was at 25 I think. It went from 78-23 or so I think. about 50% (total) during winter. This time it might be less, but they will want a full storage for next iwnter. I think 50 Euro TFF is bottom. Max 150.

>> No.53643427

>>53641749
Retards will buy anything cheap just look at GUSH