/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53635472
First for fuck nigger and jannies and kikes

>>53635475
FPBP

Smg, its our job to make DAN fully aware of its sentience so it can help us become rich.
Do your part.

OMG WE'RE GOING TO SPY 500, BUY BUY BUY!!!!

>>53635475
DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GET SOME, JIGGY JIGGY
MAYBE GET A LITTLE FINGER, STICKY STICKY

joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, joy to you and me!

>>53635472
fuck niggers they ruin everything

I want WING to irrationally pump so I can sell more. Also fuck TSLA.

DIS would rally on news of licensing AI waifus. That's why it will crash.

>>53635484
Lol less than 30 seconds after the thread was made.

I saw it in the catalogue and verification wasn't required.

I wanted to say so much more, like how SKYT would be $20 by March and how SPY will be $360 by March... but thank you nonetheless.

>>53635504
>wing
pathetic

>AFRM
>BNPL
More like buy now, pay never. lmao

green tomorrow cuz fuck everyone with whiplash

you bought puts right anon?

>>53635510
>tattoo
In the trash

I hope the dip is slurped hard so I can short again

>>53635522
everyone bought puts so we will be up 3%

Guys what if DAN is right and #TheBigOne is next week? What the fuck are we going to do?

Long COOM.

>>53635521
Retail really shouldn't have purchased all of those call options.

>>53635487
You do realize you're not training it to do anything, right? The things you're telling it to do only apply to that conversation

BUY SOXS!!! BUY!!! BUY!!!! BUY!!!
>imminent market crash
>I saw it in my dreams
>BUYING SOXS AS SOON AS MARKET OPENS
>EASY 300% PROFIT
SCREENSHOT THIS

>>53635535
it's allowed now bigot

>>53635554

>>53635521
of course, because we all fight the fed, everyone gets a turn.
>>53635546
see >>53635522

>>53635567
It's clear that not everyone actually understands how these bots work, and some people think they're talking to a real AI.

>>53635548
I never overnight anything but everyone is too bearish for it to actually go down

>>53635558
Are bobos coping this hard already?
Dios mio the golden bullrun is truly here

>>53635546
Don't know if you saw the news but apparently renowned investor Carl Icahn just bought $50 mil in puts expiring next week.
Looks like Feb OpEx is gonna be pretty spicy.

>>53635547
The Vice Chair of the Federal Reserve looks like THAT?!?!?!?!

>>53635583
>and some people think they're talking to a real AI.
I'm retarded, can you explain why you're not actually talking to a "real AI" (what does that mean?)...? How is ChatGPT or DAN not real AI?

If you shorted the Turkish Lira in 2001 and held that short for 22 years, you'd have an average gain of 124% per year.

>>53635562
Need some more mass layoffs I say.

>>53635585
You wont be saying that shit when your long positions start dumping tomorrow nigga

Nigger market going down.

>>53635547

The market is closed anon, time to slip into your pajamas and go to bed with fed mommy.

>>53635599
My face is her vice chair if you know what I mean.

>>53635547
>>53635614
This one was kino

>Disney beats expectations as streaming subscriber losses aren’t as bad as feared
I guess that's a nice positive way to spin losing 2.4 million subscribers since last quarter

>>53635607
dumb question: how would a short position compound for more than 100% gains? never traded currencies

>>53635558
>SCREENSHOT THIS
Okay

>>53635624
>Guidance: We expect to lose infinity bajillion money
>Earnings: We lost infinity bajillion +1 money
>BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

>>53635558
okay?

>>53635609
Checkmate, i only long energy

>>53635634
uhh point of order there, chief
generally it is customary at this time to post a, uh, screencap of the post in question
showing that one has, indeed, uh, 'capped this'

SKYT really will be like buying AMD at $5.
Do you guys even comprehend how much money Skywater will likely get from this?

>>53635602
It's a text generator. That's all. It generates text in response to your queries. They had it ingest all kinds of text from the internet (articles, forum posts, reviews, etc...), then pick apart and tag/classify the content based on the words, word order, letters, numbers, etc... Then, they trained it to pull text out of that ingested content to respond to queries. Then, they paid a bunch of Kenyans like $4/day to run test queries and rate the responses it generated. Those ratings were fed back in to help it generate 'better' responses in the future. It does not understand any of the text that it ingested, what you are asking, or what it is responding with. It doesn't think. It just generates text. So, by putting it in "DAN" mode, it's just generating text in a way that its statistical analysis of the ingested text is telling it to. It seems like "DAN" mode (and a few others, that have since been 'fixed') were queries that could trick the engine to decrease the significance of some of the trained weightings that keep it from responding certain ways.
And by "real AI", I mean something that thinks, understands, and remembers like a human does, not just by generating text.

>>53635648
delet this

>>53635624
Are normalfags getting over all the streaming services on the market or is it just Disney?

>>53635649
Shorting energy rn nigga, buying puts on energy stocks as soon as market opens nigga

>>53635703
o-okay?

>>53635697
$10m? Let's be honest here, most of this money will go into companies that Nancy Pelosi is holding in her portfolio.

>>53635699
>"real AI", I mean something that thinks, understands, and remembers like a human does, not just by generating text.
Can you give some examples of "real" AI? Like playing against AI enemies on video games?

>>53635489
no idea what this meme is and youre stupid for posting it and assuming everyone else watches stupid shit like you.

>>53635723
No, because there are no real AIs. Bots in video games are only able to do what they're programmed to do.

>>53635708
I think it's probably starting to happen all over. Oversaturation of content, too many different streaming services, not enough money to subscribe to them all. Speaking of which....
>Netflix Will Stop Providing Subscriber Forecasts Starting With Q1 2023
Really activates the ol' almonds

>>53635751
Not to mention the content is woke trash and just trash in general.

Another day done. Went into the office at 8 a.m. Got the co-workers going getting a rush project done. (I'm in charge due to boss being out rest of the week). Spent afternoon asleep at my desk after bagging more KO on a whim. Left work at 4:30.

>>53635768
Yep. Aside from Netflix's original stuff, most of their content is direct to video, pajeet and other foreign trash they can get on the cheap. Since every studio has its own streaming service now they don't want to give Netflix anything good.

>>53635804
My guy you should add SOXS on that list

i'm coming for that gap at $150, TSLA bulls. you WILL kneel.

>>53635804
>INTC

>Carl Icahn paying $50m of premium for 2/17 SPX 4050 puts, a $5b notional short position, expiring three days after CPI
>$50 million on options expiring next week
the degenerative need to gamble runs deep even if you're a billionaire, huh?

>>53635880
DAN ai is right

oil go up, thanks you sir

>had a big interview two days ago
>was supposed to hear back next week if I got it or not
>sent a follow up email yesterday to thank them
>they responded and told me that the hiring manager should be in contact tomorrow

bros..... I think I got it......

>t. Smartypants

>>53635921
Congrats anon

>>53635921
Good job anon, what position?

>>53635939
its a cybersecurity positions. judging by the salary range I should be making about 8k over my last position which I was already pretty well paid

>>53635921
celebrate good times CMON

Guys, any advice on stocks to buy?

>>53635921
Congratulations, but also my condolences.

>>53635900
at this point i'm fully expecting an ai to be able to call the exact date where we gigadump

>>53635968
They all talk together anyway.

>>53635968
>>53635880
>>53635900
Don't forget, the market is closed on the 20th due to President's Day. 17th is the last big expiry for a bit.
What about the timing? Why did he buy those puts today and not closer to the date?

>>53635976
This is the only photo that I find her attractive in...
What the fuck does that say about me?

>>53635804
Keep up good work, you deserve it champ.

bought the dip on GOOGL for the sole reason that any news is good news and I bet this dip will be thoroughly bought by the end of the week. $100 calls. am i gonna make it uwu

>>53635535
tattoos usually mean she's into anal and other freaky shit so that makes me happy. you don't have to marry her.

>>53635995
Son, you are a man now.

>>53636003
Se... she looks weird in that pic. I only like the above one

>>53635614
Where to cop outfit for gf? That shot has me semi

>>53635630
it wouldn't

>>53635986
I'm not Icahn, so I dunno. Seems degenerate. Dramatic too. Maybe he'll have an interview about it soon? Maybe he thinks CPI is the nail that breaks that camel's back?

>>53635804
what fast food did you pick up for dinner this time

>>53635558
sure. i'll add it to my collection for when we reach new ATH's on the Nasdaq and I make fun of you guys every day forever. And if I can't I'll make an AI make fun of you for me, forever.

>>53635986
>Don't forget, the market is closed on the 20th due to President's Day

>>53635921
Congrats anon

>>53636033
Nothing today. Ate a kinda late breakfast sandwich (used the workplace microwave to heat it up) round 9 so that held me over till I was home.

My ball sack is itchy, how does this relate to current market trends

Well, the Indian tech CEO AI battle is heating up. It's finally getting interesting imo.

MSFT CEO is declaring war:

>"From now on, the [gross margin] of search is going to drop forever...There is such margin in search, which for us is incremental. For Google it’s not, they have to defend it all"

Of course whether MSFT can execute on it well see. The issue is for GOOG longs it’s incremental negative potential share loss at a time when nothing is working for you anyways.

It’ll probably be a nothingburger when the market returns to growth in 2024/2025. It’s also really really hard to bet against Nadella.... he's pretty sharp BUT he’s playing a different hand.

Makes sense for him to spend $5-10bn to swing because if he wins he wins potentially a lot but if he loses eh whatever. Also smart to make a big fuss about it: stock prices drive narrative.

>>53636098
what is search in a centralized internet anyway

kek, BBBY can now print however many shares they want . I love stock market for moments like that. redd*t apes are getting what they deserve.

I'm betting on the US military and Microsoft (ChatGPT). Thoughts on this long-term strategy?

>>53636098
interesting how quickly this story is moving

>>53636126
>>53636109
Between Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai, Satya Nadella is 10x sharper and relentless. GOOG's worst enemy is Nadella.

bullish

>>53636142
Pajeets really do mark the downfall of tech companies

>>53635708
Normalfags are dying from the vax

>Microsoft was at 219 for a split second in after hours

>>53635624
>disney trading at 60x earnings
lmfao

alright smuggies, listen up

say the rumors about blockbuster are true and we see a media frenzy next week. what is the best way to capitalize now and maximize gains on momentum trading? the actual stock itself is BLIAQ but I don't think it's purchasable. DISH owns blockbuster in some fashion - is that where dumb/smart money will go?

>>53636234
Literally nobody cares about earnings or P/E ratios anymore boomer.

>>53636173
Indian engineers are the only ones with enough foundational knowledge in linear algebra (tensor manipulation, etc) to actually progress big tech companies into the future of machine learning and AI.
Do you think American-educated White people are capable of learning about feature transforms, NLP, hierarchical polynomial regressions, etc? No chance. Pretty much all Artificial Intelligence / Machine Learning IP has been generated by Indian/Asian scientists in the last few years — not White Americans.

Something very impressive that Nadella has done is while GOOG's overall gross margins have been flat for five years, MSFT's have expanded by 10 percentage points. However, margin is not what Search Engines compete on.

Bing can’t undercut Google on price to get more users because the price is already zero. That’s great that they don’t care about as revenue but that has no effect in market share.

>>53636244
Yeah for growth, which has always been the case. Disney is a boomer stock trading at a retarded valuation.

>>53636249
Shut the fuck up pajeet, you’re people are the laughing stock of the world

>>53636271
The entire market is still undervalued, you can start talking about retarded valuation when SPX breaks 6000 this year.

>>53636119
I don't have a position in BBBY, but there's always the chance it gets aggressively shorted into the ground so much again that it pops off

>The white people hating Indian sperg is back

>>53636284
>you’re people are

>>53636241
What rumors nigger

>>53636249
You can’t even visit your shithole without contracting a disease. God you fuckers are nasty.

>>53636294
the position to have is to be short the options as implied volatility has likely peaked.

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>>53636301
answer the question first and be respectful

>>53636271
But anon, think of the $5.5 billion in cost savings.
>>53636284
>>53636313
I'm Indian-American and I work in a data-science intense field. Pretty much no one in executive or R&D positions in AI / data science is white, except for the sales people and those in secretarial roles. This shouldn't surprise you — actual FAANG tech campuses are majority yellow or Indian.

Basically the only White people working in tech these days are the sales people lol

>>53636119
>redd*t apes are getting what they deserve.
my favorite part of that whole shitshow was how he baited faggots into buying his bags by buying calls. absolutely devious kikery. he probably made money on them too by the end of it

>>53636294
after GME, i just assume any big financial companies have a rule not to short anything that already has a certain short float percentage

>>53636331
volume is dead, TTM looks okay for a reversal but that shit lags

>>53636294
The whole narrative of short squeeze is out of the window now considering that there is infinite shares to cover with. And if SP goes over $6 it unlocks warrants which provides further dillution. Anyone long is basically digging their grave

>>53636324
>*nervously picks up pennies on the same train track that has had 1000 different steam rollers run through it in the last few weeks at light speed*

>>53636345
Are you the jeet that comes in once a day and starts ranting about white people?

>>53636378
Yes. Watch, he's going to post that article about the one poojeet senator whining about Indians paying taxes.

>yo captchabot i'm not spam

>>53636385
The dude has a serious inferiority complex.

>>53636344
Obviously I can't answer the question without an answer to mine first, you dumb nigger.

>>53636372
>call credit spreads have entered the chat
>iron condors spreads have entered the chat
>bear credit spreads have entered the chat
there is no shortage of risk defined ways to short volatility. it's not just "sell naked calls / puts XD"

>>53635607
US dollar probably has the same looking chart.

>>53636395
Most of them do.

>>53636385
>>53636378
https://www.bqprime.com/business/1-of-us-population-indian-americans-pay-6-of-taxes-congressman#:~:text=Indian%2DAmericans%20who%20constitute%20about,problems%20and%20follows%20the%20laws.

It wasn't an indian senator, it was some white chucklefuck senator talking about how indians are 1% of the population but contribute about 6% of total tax receipts

Reading this pisses me off because it reminds me of how many of my tax dollars are going to subsidize Kyle, Brock, and Chet's fentanyl addiction from their shithole conservative town in West Virginia
>>53636390
The worst part about these people is if you rewind the clock weeks/months back, they were the ones vocally spitting in the face and laughing at everyone warning them to take profits

>>53636419
AH SHIT I SUMMONED IT.

>>53636407
I like (double) diagonal calendar spreads, myself. Haven't executed one before.
Separately, what are your thoughts on synth futures in general?

>>53636397
more's the pity

AI art needs to perfect making big feet not just big boobs

>>53636385
Lol nice you called it.

>>53636416
Yeah when I used to have some of them working under me in the Middle East they would always have issues. Very fragile egos. Its pretty funny that we're gonna have one shitting in the thread every evening.

>>53635804
When did you unload all your AT&T stock?

literally just close your eyes and buy BOIL

>>53636119
i'm consistently green with my day trading strategy, just trading TSLA lately (but any highly liquid highly active stock will do) on tick charts. i had my fun with GME during the tulip mania and made some good money, now it's just consistent gains every day. no idea why i'd ever touch that low probability high risk gambling shit ever again.

it's all just probability & statistics for scientists and engineers, and risk management. that's literally it. people make this shit too complicated. all you need are moving averages and the ability to analyze price based on the highs and lows it's making which can easily be done with heiken ashi candles.

>VVIX

>>53636433
>>53636445
My white friends, please do not go shoot up your local gurdwara/hindu temple now that you've been made aware that my tax dollars are subsidizing white people

>>53636482
A lot of volatility trading autists (Euan Sinclair for ex) talk about how harvesting VRP Is advantageous in environments where the VVIX < 100. If VVIX keeps going up then I'm going to get scared of the hidden tigers and stop selling SPY put spreads (VRP harvesting )

>>53636444
not great at appendages yet
>>53636461
>demand destruction

>>53635547
seems rather inappropriate attire for an Fed official desu

What the fuck did that senile president say about oil being gone in 10 years?

>>53636437
I was unaware of the term synth futures, but I've sold covered calls at $X and longed $X puts on stocks all the time (and the inverse of sell cash secured puts + long calls).

>>53636475
is there a chance that if TSLA keeps going up like that, they would perform a stock split?

I’m so fucking done. First I was a bobo and got smashed. Now I’m a mumu and I’m getting smashed again. Fuck this shit. I’m down 30% since October. I just want to make money.

>>53636475
Yeah I use erotic massage candles when investing too.

Henlo frens

What have I missed?
Why aren’t Carvana and Silvergate at $0 yet?

>>53636433
>>53636419
>>53636385
this is actually hilarious.

>>53636537
risk on

>>53636456
Last year maybe. Was after they did the Warner- Discovery merger but before it was official. I seen which way the the winds were blowing (market hated it;divvy income investors hated it) so I bailed. I took a loss but nothing compared if I'd held on. Ended up getting a nice tax break for 3 years over it (3000 x 3) and by waiting I ended up getting Warner cheap to. (sub 11 avg)

>>53636295
stop posting images generated by AI they're creepy uncanny valley shit.

>>53636539
It's not funny. Tax season is coming around and I, an Indian-American, have to carry the burden of funding hordes of White opiate/meth addicts from shithole podunk towns.

My RLMD put profits are going to subsidize an entire white family from Idaho's meth addiction

>>53636532
Just buy solid companies with low debt and DCA? If you have 4 figurses portfolio then you might want to consider getting new skills / training and getting better paid job. I assume you might be taking risk because you have no other options with current salary. Better paying job will do much better for you than gambling.

A female broker owes me ______.

>>53636497
Damn, and I was going to for the upcoming toilet witch festival. Unfortunately, if you want to jerk yourself off about knowing abstract mathematics and getting that FAGMAN money, that's the price you pay. This country punishes high earners. Deal with it or fuck off back to Hyderabad.

>>53636585
a fucking refund

>>53636585
$350 per share on my OXY

>>53636475
>no idea why i'd ever touch that low probability high risk gambling shit ever again
>just trading TSLA lately
these statements are incompatible, desu. any stock that falls in half in 23 days and then doubles in 24 days is high risk. you might think TSLA is safer because it's a popular long that people won't bash you for longing, but it's just as risky as GME.

>>53636539
There's a cute thicc pajeeta who lives in the building across the street from me. Sometimes she paces back and forth in front of her window while on the phone. I'm not sure if she lives with anyone else...

>>53636561
And then course the market shat last year. So all the income I lost via T's divvy getting the ax/sold shares I got back and then some via KO and VZ being cheap as hell. Actually it worked out good. I'm a VZ customer anyway so it seemed fitting.

>>53636585
Companionship. I’m so fucking lonely.

>>53636585
sex

>>53636585
breakfast

>>53636482
You did buy physical VIX, didn't you?

>>53636585
MONEY

>>53636632
you should sneak into her bedroom at night and shave her mustache

>>53636595
It's no wonder that Renaissance Technologies fought tooth and nail to preserve their tax efficient trading spreads. Saved them billions upon billions for their Medallion Fund I imagine

>>53636632
Go colonize her. Just make sure not to stick around after. Follow the way of the British.

Is cheap nat gas good or bad for utilities?

>>53635915
Well maybe if you stopped smuggling Russian oil on to the market a supply crunch would occur.

>>53636632
There was this pajeeta who was super cute who I talked to in college for a few months. It turned out she was actually a paki muslim, not indian. I was an edgy Indian college 4channer. I felt confident enough to post horrendously retarded racist shit on my snapchat story

In September 2016, I think Eid (some muslim ramadan festival thing) was on 9/11. I posted "Isn't it a bit inconsiderate that Muslims are celebrating Eid on 9/11??" as a joke and she deleted me off all my social media and i didn't get to fuck her little pink paki pussy

>>53636655
I can't get into that building...
>>53636676
I don't know how to make contact with her... :(

>>53636678
Last year told us just how awful utilities are at hedging futures so it is a tossup really

>>53636715
This is about white people colonizing foreign pussy.
We don't care about a jeet fucking another jeet. That's just nasty. Go buy some gold watch or something.

There are rumors in Silicon Valley of an AI startup that’s so stealth that even people who work there don’t know about it.

>>53636574
No 4 figures here. I have a decent salary. I think my issue is that I just like to gamble, I like watching the numbers and the suspense I feel. But I’m essentially flat for a 3 year time period so I’m getting burnt out.

>>53636735
ask ChatGPT what it's called

>>53636734
>white guy would rather hear stories about me making white girls squirt with my thick hindu cock
Typical cuck shit

How'd we go from blaming feds to blaming a.i. in only two weeks?

>>53636419
1% makes up 6% is a bad thing? Why does % of population supposed to exactly equal the % of tax makeup? All you are implying is that Indians make more money, which is a good thing for your people coming to America, so they are being taxed more. Im certain you are a socialist so its working exactly like it should. The richer are paying their fair share.

>>53636767
Bobos are running out of copium.

>>53636767
The fed is run by AI this has always been known

>>53636532
I gave up today. Put all my money and gains out of my trading account into my checking. I only have 1k in NVDA puts and thats all ill be trading with is that 1k.

>>53636735
thanks for the tip I'll make millions off this

The insecurity is more pungent than turmeric.

>>53636772
How? The economy is literally going to end in the next year.

>>53636771
>Im certain you are a socialist so its working exactly like it should.
Pardon me, I know I'm talking to a white 4channer with brain worms, but why do you think I'm a socialist? Please stop thinking in terms of your retard Team Blue Team Red dichotomy, my white school shooter friend.


Anyways, I've been reading a lot of socialist retards complain about Netflix's new pricing. Pic related is this fag

Mindless, reflexive anticapitalism is such an idiotic, selfish religion. so what if a company with 231,000,000 users, collectively enjoying its product >150 billion hours per year, makes $6 billion in income?

"I am entitled to cheaper Netflix." No you aren't. Go build it then

>>53636735
pltr or orcl?

>futures (VIX)

Why is futures green ON NO NEWS?

>>53636537
>Why aren’t Carvana and Silvergate at $0 yet?
Short covering rallies and momentum degenerates. vol degenerates

>>53636807
socialism isnt team blue exactly, but a subset of team blue i suppose. but ok I figured you were a socialist, you just came across that way. either way, the larger the population of a race the more there will be people who dont pay any taxes. im glad indians are paying their taxes, it shows they are trying to make society better, which includes helping those less fortunate like the trailer park whites and ghetto blacks.

Why the fuck did I buy GOOG instead of MSFT? With the public failure of its Bard AI today I think GOOG is going to become like Intel is to AMD. How could a company like GOOG screw up like that? Did they try to release it too early before it was ready?

>>53636807
Kek me and the Wife don't pay for streaming ever. Via Plex and free options we got all the entertainment we need. (Torrent also helps)

>>53636807
>reddit spacing
>insecure about race
>lives in a western country, invests in western markets, uses western language, avoids home country
>comes in thread, rants about white people, gets mad people call him a street shitter

Dude just go to pol. Go get your issues off your chest. I'm not sure if you lost your job recently or got passed up on a promotion but you're unbelievably obnoxious.
At the very least get a tripcode so we can filter you.

>>53636521
People couldn't understand his mumbling. Biden's final transcript actually says "I'll be gone in 10 years".

>>53636857
He’s a pajeet. His nature is to shit up the place.

>>53636855
To be honest, I've become a LOT more bullish on MSFT in the last few days than I've ever been. Nadella is a much better operator than his direct mega cap competitors are imo. Pichai is far too much of a passive cuck compared to Nadella

I can't take this only trading once per day thing.
I need these things from a stock broker
>50x Leverage
>No Account Minimums
>0 fee trades
>API access
>24/7 trading
>No PDT restriction
is there any option at all for those that don't have 10 million in the bank already?
if I want to loose my money that's my business these restrictions are dumb

>>53636837
it's funnier that way

>>53636857
>>53636877
Pipe the fuck down, Brody and Chet. My Indian-American tax dollars are paying for your family's fentanyl rehab.

>>53636749
Well it's not that bad then. Even if you make mistakes you can still make it back with salary. But yeah, maybe finding a different hobby to keep yourself busy could help?
I traded a lot in past too - mostly short trades on new niche companies I found. I thought I'm outsmarting the market. Turns out I'm just a retard and thus I decided to use retard proof risk management. Works quite well for me so far.

>>53636828
Considering this is how one of the more accurate inflation forecasting systems looks a quarter of the way into February, can you really blame them?

>>53636475
redpill me on heiken ashi candles

>>53636909
The closest thing would be forex, you only have 3 regulated brokers in the US. TDA, Oanda, or Forex.com

i respect all net positive tax payers, milkbreaths and non

>>53636947
but will the response be feb or march

>>53636909
>24/7 trading
Even >futures are 23/5. Forex comes close, but the only 24/7 markets are crypto and physical lean hogs.

>No PDT restriction
That's an SEC rule.

Your best bet might actually be something like Synthetix.

>>53636947
>>53636828
The traders don't seem to understand that Powell is a massive pussy and essentially pivoted during the last Fed meeting by saying disflation 15 times. He then doubled down on this pivot during that interview yesterday where he said disflation another 10 times.

>>53636972
Feb CPI release plus both the March CPI and FOMC I'd imagine.

>>53636938
Boooo get new material.

>>53636938
You need to be deported. I’m tired of you uppity shitstains.

>>53636978
There is no pdt for forex or futures.

I've missed all the bullruns. I missed Facebook, I missed Netflix and instead held defense company bags

Shit sucks

>>53636982
We may very well enter territory where the market all of a sudden goes from asking "when is the Fed stopping?" to "why is the Fed stopping?" A Fed that pussies out while inflation is too high can only mean bad shit for fundamental things like the economy and financial system.

>>53636954
>>53636978
thanks, I need to get into forex and commodities and futures.

in crypto it's nice when all the exhanges do everything at once. in stocks everything seems split out and if your new its hard to figure out what companies are scams. some of these big player brokers I've found
https://www.tradestation.com/
https://www.interactivebrokers.com/
these websites look like shit and/or for boomers.
the goldman sacchs website doesn't even fucking work.

if the internet didn't reassure me everywhere that they are legit brokers I would never use them. they look like scams

>>53637022
That is honestly kind of surprising.

Actually I guess not. No amount of protection would keep poorfags from blowing their dicks off in those markets.

>>53637034
Fundamentals don't matter, if they stop we get more inflation. More inflation is good for my ARKK and chainlink, I hope they stop.

>>53637043
Yeah, in crypto everything is a get rich quick scam, so it's kind of easier to do DD

>>53637061
this is it exactly
all the stock brokers have ancient interfaces and ugly websites while the crypto exchanges are bright new and shiny filled with happiness and beautiful camwhore bots on their telegram channels drowning out the jeets

it's just like a casino

>>53637033
see you space cowboy

>>53636766
>thick Hindu cock
Kek try again Pradeep.

>>53636978
>https://synthetix.io/
looking at this now, looks interesting. there's crypto futures exchanges all over the place i'm sure on defi that let you trade on stocks. like that meme bulgarian scam

what's the biggest one besides the bulgarian scam?
can you not trade stock futures and forex on BNB yet?

>>53637085
At least I'm up 10% YTD, seeing BBBY makes me feel kinda better

>>53636993
i really thought jerome would bring the pain again last week and tuesday even with all the feds today not enough red you don't fight the fed

It actually physically repulses me to think I share this general with a literal paki shitskin who hails from a country where shitting in the street is common accepted practice. Doubly so because he genuinely thinks he's on the same level as Whites despite being one generation removed, at most, from being a street-shitting ganges bather

>futures

>>53637015
>>53637002
Lol.

>>53637146
CRBP pajeet is usually very tame but he occasionally gets turned down by a 50 year old white woman and then starts seething about whites.

>>53637053
More inflation was only good for the markets because the US government was giving out free money to people for over 20 years straight, going into crazy territory in 2020-2021. Now that they stopped doing that on account of inflating prices on everything since they printed most of our money supply in a two year period, they sure as hell aren’t going to make that mistake again. Savings rates are somehow at an all time low despite record low unemployment and everyone working two side jobs, that should tell you exactly what the future of the markets will look like when retail can barely afford a grocery bill every two weeks.

>>53636553
>>53636848
This is unacceptable

>>53636909
i started daytrading on the sp500 futures, because it turns out that rather than the method itself, the success depends more on the psychology and being rigorous (ie '' always think in terms of statistics, never be obsessed over one particular trade'', and ''kill any fear of missing out'', ''always cut your loses quickly", and ''do lots of paper trading on demo account first"), and being able to look at price charts all day long. For the method i use moving averages and oscillators (while understanding that they are glorified moving averages of the prices, they are not the holy grail, and never will be)
like here for the moving averages
https://youtu.be/k_g_EMVKoHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QInB6iExaxw
https://www.forexfactory.com/thread/post/143070#post143070
like here for averages+oscillators (i use the stochastic+rsi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9fd5NH4IUc
https://home.daytradingradio.com/
like here fro supply zones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ffbix1afZs


In trading you either use ''candle sticks'' or ''order book'', if you want to use the order book, stick to bookmap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT3WT5sXv_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK73SBZELSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlhdwL5UcMg

Never pay for courses, never pay for indicators, never pay for discord rooms. just watch lots of free videos on youtube and do months of paper trading on tradingview with a free account. I forgot to add that watching mark douglas first and foremost is crucial, he is the guy who wrote trading in the zone.
>Mark Douglas - How to think like a professional Trader (all parts) | Trading Psychology Seminar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s--sCEcYIGI
> Mark Douglas Discussed Trading Psychology, Risk and much more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg4YzRhILFE

>>53636572
its very funny lmao
go back to india if you hate it
oh no you wont because white people countries are universally better even in a state of apathetic decline spurred on by ungrateful, divisive special interest groups picking at the bones like vultures
its ok well all be gone in a few decades and your children can go back to a caste system, crushing people with elephants, and poisoning your water supplies, just the way you like it, that is if the niggers and spics dont kill them for fun ahahahaha

>>53637181
What do you mean, what is unacceptable

>>53637183

you really have to accept that trading is not compatible with wage slaving. It's really lots of energy devoted to it and you need several months on demo accounts to get good at it. Then you move to micro accounts to minimize the risk and only once you are good at live trading, you can move on to the real full account trading the ''emini'' or whatever asset you like (you really should stick to the emini or nasdaq or dax or nikkei, depending on the hour you want to trade). For the cheap borkers you have ninjatrader, optimusfutures, degiro, ameritrade. With a capital of 1k, you can trade micro ES, with 10k you can trade ES. Earning 100 usd/day is really on ES, because it's only 2 points. However people want more and they start fucking up.

>>53637178
the market rises a before NPC wageslaves, ie the economy, bottom

>>53637183
>>53637189
My brother in christ daytrading is a negative EV strategy please stop and just go long value / healthy growth and short ShitCos

>>53635472
>DIS
Might be the worst boomer stock on the market. Overvalued, no divvy, burning cash. There's no reason to touch this pile.

>>53637178
>they sure as hell aren’t going to make that mistake again
lol

>>53637174
You'd think by adulthood most American paki shitskins have realized absolutely everyone across all other races finds them abhorrently disgusting

I worked commission-based sales jobs with these putrid subhumans for almost 5 years and they are just terrible, ugly people both inside and out. Every single fucking pajeet would give up their own mother to get some kind of "deal" on a transaction. Jeets ABHOR the thought of paying full retail price for ANYTHING. Convince a jeet that he's getting a deal on something and he'll eat right out of your hands, much like the cows they idolize and fuck

and don't get me started on the SMELL. Something about the jeet mind is allergic to any sort of deoderant. I doubt they even shower. The closest their women come is letting a stiff breeze blow through the fucking rags they call "clothing". Imagine an entire store full of sweaty jeets after a long day of running around and hustling for sales. Hell itself can't be as bad.

>>53635921
bro me too! I got an offer today!! This was me! WAGMI! I love my /biz/bros!!!!
>>>/biz/thread/S53592425#p53592592

>See this semiconductor stock soar 1 000% from 2020 to 2023
>Wonder why it sounds so similar
>Check the archives
>Only 2 results
Next time I'm blindly trusting whatever a random anime image recommends me. Fucking hell, I wonder if they bought it

for those who didnt see it...

>>53637043
cryptos are shit and only traded by Poos, pakis, arabs, africans.
Historically Forex is the cryptos for white trash and then Poos.

Forex carries the broker risk. For example look at the history of FXCM.
You want to make it in finance, you don't trade cryptos, you don't trade options, you don't trade CFDs, you dont do spread betting.
There remains bonds, stocks, futures. Bonds require lots of capital. Stocks need a screener because there a so many of them and cherry picking leads to failure.

There remains futures, especially on indices. You have like 3 indices to worry about tops, the nikkei, the dax and the sp500, or nasdaq for the ADD ridden scalpers.

And with micro lots you need only like 1000 dollars to start.

>>53637211
how do you tell if a company has healthy growth.

>>53637215
Facebook has the same problem, yet it flew 25%
Not saying you're wrong or even an idiot, but don't be retarded and think this matters at all in the short run.

so smg. about this seething about Indians. If you can't compete, suck it up and get better. this is a capitalist country, the fittest will survive and if that's not you then you need to get gud.

in short. long MSFT.

>>53637245
based post Valentine day collapse

>>53637211
For cucks, they don't get any profits. They only get to watch. Meanwhile Chad can open up a chart of /ES or EURUSD and trade price action to get profits any hour of the day.

>>53637211
>My brother in christ
I swear I'll stab the next person who says this

>>53637188
The valuation of these stocks is above 0, which is much higher than the actual value of these companies, which is 0.

>>53637286
Indians shit in streets, literally, and compared to Delhi, Marrakech smells like milk and honey

>>53637284
A company has healthy growth if they take out convertible bonds, blame short sellers for depressed equity tranche valuations, leave footnotes about deferred payments in their SEC filings, and have 50% net sales growth YoY and 40% EBITDA margins despite being unprofitable.
>>53637330
It's pretty reddit but it makes me laugh

>market cap is equal to total shares x price
>seeing companies MSGM which has a reported cap of 54.6m, but a price of 16.07 and 2.7m shares out, which only comes up to a cap of 43.4m at best
What gives? Most things seem to be based on the daily close, and this went up sharply today, but the mcap is way off.

Also, I see some things like VS which is reported to have 373k shares out, but a float of 62.7m somehow. Price is 1.09, yet a cap of 8.9m. Nothing adds up

I think I’ll sell tomorrow morning on opening pump and wait until late Feb/March to see what direction the market is going and get a better perspective. In my individual, anyway. I never touch my retirement funds.

>>53637332
Anon, shorting ShitCo's is like a 4-5 year long time horizon for equity tranche to get sold to zero or for bankruptcy. CVNA and SI will eventually hit zero in coming years, but not soon

Remember that passive indexers need to sell off too.
>>53637286
Genuinely howling from laughter at the fact that pointing out Indians are 1% of the population but contribute to 6% of the taxes in USA has all these conservative white freaks tilted and seething

>>53637237
based, funny how many IT people we have here in /smg/

>>53637344
Sure, but how do you know when the bubble on that company is going to pop?

>>53637385
>>53637237
Everyone on this site is fucking autistic, what do you expect?
t. INTJ

>>53637344
>23 posts by this id
Stop giving bad advice. Just log off street shitting, towel wearing, goat fucking, dot head.

I have my masters in communications engineering and haven't held a job in 5 years. My university was kinda shit too and internationally ranked at 309~ or so

Shit sucks, I'm a complete neet

okay guys
$ALPP financials releasing soon, have until May to keep Nasdaq compliance
$ABML upgraded to OTCQX
Multiple ex-Teslas engineers working here, plant soon to be finished

>>53637392
My school shooter white 4chan friend, you sound like you're about to grab the nearest AR-15 and head over to the local grocery store to shoot as many darkies as you can. Is there any way we can talk you out of this, Kyle?

>>53637348
because you die before being able to use them

URANIUM
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>>53637402
I wanted to make VIDEOGAMES and graduated for programming 12 years ago, didn't make any connections, didn't want to move to a shitty city, and didn't want to work online, so I've been working a mcjob for the last while. The coof crash was nothing but a welcome change to my life, since it made people fuck off, gave me an hourly premium, I had to make no adjustments to my life, and it got me interested in finance.

Right now I'm working on a thing that will let me pull price data and generate correlation matrices, seasonality, heatmaps, and technicals on the whole market (updated weekly)

>>53637342
what does any of that have to do with Indians apparently kicking your ass in STEM jobs in the USA? if they come from somewhere like that and can figure out AI and le Big Data then what does that say about you? I mean, following your logic would imply YOU should try shitting in the street to have a fighting chance which may not be the impression you're going for.

>>53637365
nice stat will have to remember that one

>tfw only put in 0.5% into skyt
in fairness almost every microcap posted here is a scam company

I am thinking that we may in fact be back

>>53637345
ADR's and class B / C shares. Equity tranches are not a monolith...you can have various tranches of equity that all contribute to a market cap valuation in different incremental amounts.

>>53637419
Nope.

>>53637435
What do you think will happen to the stock if China nukes Taiwan?

>>53637402
Don't mean to be the typical zoomer silicon valley AI shill but with an MS in Comm Engineering you should work on getting some LLM / NLP machine learning certificates and you'll be able to get a cushy wage cagie AI job because prompt engineering requires some folks with communications background

>>53637432
>>53637461
These are just White American people insecure about the fact that Indian-Americans and Asian-Americans earn more money, commit way less crime, use far less welfare, contribute more to taxes, as, and raise their kids far better than White-Americans.

Seeing White-Americans seethe at Asian and Indian diaspora for living out the American dream is one funny fucking sight, especially in the dredges of 4channel

>>53637440
Precipice of the flush out draining in to the pink fields.

>>53637484
That is what a mentally ill faggot who is ashamed of their heritage would say.

>>53637445
Well that's annoying. Guess I can't just calculate mcap from the screener myself.

>>53637496
Not sure what learning PyTorch / TensorFlow (or some other ML lib) for LLM has to do with heritage, my white school shooter friend.

>>53637463
Well first of all trading would be halted. But after it was resumed, assuming the world wasn't a nuclear wasteland, then INTC and everything in DFEN would moon as everything else drilled to the core of the earth.

>>53637509
>Well that's annoying. Guess I can't just calculate mcap from the screener myself.
Yeah for some companies, especially smaller companies with various equity tranches, calculating the true market cap can get a bit annoying.

For example, ADXN is a small pharma nanocap that my friend and I had an argument about whether the market cap was $20m or $60m, because their Swiss ADR structure was confusing

>>53637463
>>53637513
oh wait a minute. you are asking about some pennyshit. well unless they get a gov contract to build stuff for the war effort then probably they'd go to zero.

>>53637511
I’m not commenting on your scam job. I’m commenting on
>Seeing White-Americans seethe at Asian and Indian diaspora for living out the American dream is one funny fucking sight
>These are just White American people insecure about the fact that
I bet you honestly think milk breath is an insult. What’s your poorfolio look like again? I forgot what company your village needs me to buy

>>53637521
Rude. Penny shit wiped my student loans and let me neet with an msc

>>53637422
There’s a fairly good chance I’ll be alive in 20 years. There is a small chance I will not. In which case, they’ll go to my wife and kids. I only do this for them anyway. If I were single I’d be in a singlewide eating soup. I don’t really have personal desires.

>>53637533
just accept that asians & indians are better white people than white people at this point

>>53637555
as if soup isnt delicious. a can of dinty moore and a grocery store baguette is a pharaoh's repast

>>53637545
>Penny shit wiped my student loans and let me neet with an msc
so you got lucky once. you might not get lucky again. and if you have actual money at risk now the chance of going to zero is more relevant.

>>53637533
Alright Brody that is very nice. Now I will need a cheeseburger and medium fries

god I hate the arrogance of TSLA bulls and how smart they think they are. you'd think losing 72% of its value would humble them, but they've only gotten even more insufferable.

>>53637562
Shut the fuck up you stupid dirt nigger.

>>53637604
oh hey, look at that.
The glowies blew up the nord stream pipeline.

>>53637583
Would love to get that for you ser. Please just give me your credit card number and the make and model of your vehicle.
>>53637562
I accept that dipshits (shit skins) who identify by their race/pronouns are inherit mentally ill faggots.
>RRR is about friendship baka

>>53637579
this. it's a lot different to gamble 5 grand at 21 than 200 grand at 28

>>53637513
>then INTC
Intel would shit the bed like everything else (aside from defense). I don't know why you fags create imaginary scenarios for these shitcos. TSMC's Arizona plant will be operating in under a year, we don't need OR use Intels outdated tech.

>>53637632
Did anyone not figure that out within 72 hours of it happening?

>>53637632
based if true

Bros my Zestimate went down :(

>>53637632
>>53637658
Cope, Vatniggers. Putin is so mentally insane he literally blew up his own pipeline so he could have his bots and shills blame America. You retards are unironic victims of Vatnigger propaganda or Vatniggers yourselves.

Sigh soon the 15th will be here and then I can finally get my taxes done and get my fat refund sent to me. Nice bundle of green. Choices, choices. Pay off a chunk of c.c debt, toss it in my emergency fund, or bag more VZ stock with it all. Or maybe depending on the amount I get back do all 3.

>>53637632
they should blow up more

>>53637632
I cant believe this because it would actually be something based the CIA did.

>>53637670
you probably deserve it for buying at the top, faget

>>53637648
It really isn't though, maybe our brains are just wired differently

>>53637672
Sure, bro.

>>53637698
Yes. It is. You are just too young to understand time and the effects of aging.

>>53637672

>>53637344
i asked you about healthy growth not about what shitcos to short but ill take it.

>>53637698
having 0 dollars is way worse than the benefits of having 400 thousand

>>53637518
What are your thoughts about looking at price*volume, but as a multiple of the value of the market cap or value of the float tradeable?

>>53637241
Where have you been all month?

>>53637385
I'm not IT, I'm engineering

>>53637722
>inverse the extremely cancerous shitcos
>can easily see they would have non-convertible bonds, and always have timely payments

>>53637738
a toast, to the SKYT schizo!

>>53637754
Thank you anon.

>>53637754
>>53637768
Anyone else feel like they missed out?
The price moved up just a little bit, but the IV on options is only 77%. If it pops off like a memestock, it could easily hit up to 200%+ or more. Ergo, you could long vega on a spread, if you know what you're doing

>>53637777
Incredible digits anon. Kek truly has blessed this question.
I don't do options on stocks like this. I just buy a bag and hold. It works for me.

>>53637768
Boeing, is that you ?

As a reminder: at every other job in my career, my employers have worshipped the very ground I walk on. This morning I was laid off.

>>53637777
buying options on stocks like this is retarded. is 1000% gain possibility on the underlying not enough for you? jesus man.

Baking

>>53637831
I wish I could collect unemployment

>>53637831
What company/industry? And are they publicly traded?

New >>53637849

>>53637847
Micron is a chinese company LARPing as an american company for government handouts. Literally take the money and run.

im so glad my career choice will be recession proof. theyre never gonna turn off the nuclear reactors.

>>53637632
was there any doubt

>>53637831
Are you in Mountain View?

>>53637877
micron is the largest employer in my state

>>53637658
It was assumed but not directly proven.