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Kek BBBaggies

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this is going to go to at least $80 in the next 2.5 weeks?

>>53583845
>80
Several hundred if not thousand dollars, and it will be especially funny watching retards sell at 420 because DUDE MUH WEEDMEMES LMOAL before watching it rip upwards when their orders are done going through.

>>53583857
Would be nice. I have a life waiting for me on the other side of this and GME trades

>>53583871
I envy you bro, I also have a life I want and this money would help me to attain it. I would like to get some psycho therapy so that I can understand why the fuck I'm attracted to such trash women when there have been good women who've been interested in me that I've looked over.

I currently could get with this 24 year old quiet girl who i really hot but very quiet and timid, but for some reason I have the hots for this 32 year old roastie who I work with, she's is also hot, but she's a "former" party girl. It's killing me.

>>53583909
My friend just split up with his cheating partner and is selling the house thet have. She really fucked him over, which is expected from 2023Woman. We plan to go to Amsterdam for a week, get the partying out our system and then move on with the plan I laid out 2 years ago.

>house
>sustainability
>protection from jewish machinations
>family security
>passive income from investments/company
>profit

I don't have much BBBY but I have a fat stack of GME, but I'm not selling one for the other, just add to the piles

>>53583955
Yep, it's all so sad, these women are so utterly despicable. I've been fucked over by three in my life, but yet I still yearn for another relationship. I fucking hate this timeline. I know of so many great men who have dedicated their lives to these women who turn around and fuck them over in the end and rationalise every moment of it.

I have 1700 GME and a small stack of BBBY, hopefully it's enough to make it.

If BBBY goes first, t will all be rolled into GME that's for sure.

Kek pathetic simping BBBaggies

>>53584005
With the latest institutional increase and insider increase the DRS amount required is only 40m now. 40m x $22 = $880m from BBBY holders to roll in to seal the deal. Unfortunately we don't have the account numbers like GME puts in the ER to work out how any people hold to work out how many holders there are but 45k r/BBBY members means it would take $20k per holder to lock the GME float. Seems achievable to me

>>53584005
You learn something from all of them and it helps you find someone better the next time. What you should've learned the first time you got screwed is don't ever fully trust anyone for any reason, I've been married half a decade now and even though my wonderful wife has given me every reason to trust her implicitly I still guard the deeper parts of my heart and structure my life in a manner that if she passed I'd still be okay. Fuck all that codependent bullshit, it always ends in heartbreak, if you don't put yourself first you'll never be happy. The trick is balancing that with still caring about others and that's something you just have to figure out on your own. If I were still a young and single man and fell ass-backwards into a dumptruck full of money like I'm about to, I would spend literal years blowing out my favorite fansly thots with them under NDA's and clearing a yearly income for keeping it tight and doing what I like before turning them lose when the contract was up. Then find someone to marry or marry one of them if we hit it off.

People are closer to animals than anyone wants to admit, unless you've found and followed God from a young age and can temper the natural desire to fuck and be fucked it's best to get the fucking out of your system and then settle down when you're done. Obviously inferior to other ways of doing it but it's how most people find the closest thing to happiness they'll ever know so don't knock what works.

>>53584127
4 of my friends have either separated, divorced or had kids and split up. I look at them and think what fucking world are we living in now? It's become the norm and frankly by design. Modern women have been told they can do and be anything by the machine and the consequences are a falling birth rate, high male suicides and mixed with high housing costs and low wages you really get to see the broad picture. While I would be looking to use maids and hired cleaners the wife had better get used to being a stay at home mother for the children, private tutors and the like because no way in hell will I allow the machine to corrupt my child. I have plans to create a free school, with a hand picked curriculum teaching physical skills as much as mental skills from an early age. Women need to accept their roles, like men have for hundreds of years. Nature cannot be denied

>>53584171
I think going full incel and wanting a slave or going full simp and being a slave are both retarded ways of going about it, you have to find a happy medium between the two. Otherwise agreed, my kids are getting homeschooled and mom stays at home with them and is happy already. When bobby goes to the moon and gme goes straight up kennoids anus I'm gonna build the dream home she told me she wanted, and the fuck dungeon underneath it I told her I wanted. Gotta make compromises ;)

>>53583808
This

>>53584043
What is this gay conversation can we please get back to the fact that BBBY's FTDs start getting closed out this week?

I wonder what StockMaster2000 has to say? I do hope he livestreams his eventual demise

>>53584361
He's based af, why does he make you seethe so much
If you don't get why he's funny you belong back in your usual home of reddit

>>53584389
>t. Jay
Holy fuck you don't fit in kek

Why did we dump bros?

Sirs
My village is starving and we have horrible drought
I cannot wait two more weeks

Man how many people bought and held jan 2023 $80 calls cause of cohen lol...

Convince me it's not going bankrupt
There's way too many things pointing to bankruptcy that it seems like there's going to be no M/A and it's just going belly up. I need talked off a cliff

>>53585225
It’s 100% going bankrupt. Buy GME faggot

>>53584319
>inb4 the next schizoid baggie coping mechanism once literally nothing happens

>53585246
>53585225
>Not working in teams
much

>>53585246
I have 75 shares of GME and 4000 shares of BBBY
I'm down $20k and I can't afford to lose this much

>>53585298
How’s $125 a share sound? That’s the fair value it’s going to once all the FTDs settle

omfg I'm so excited for this week.

>>53585363
>once all the FTDs settle

>>53585298
You’re going to lose more dumbass. Take the L or kiss your money goodbye. I want you to think about this carefully. If there is no merger or buyout, what does the future hold for BBBY? You are sitting there with your fingers crossed hoping someone will save you. Do you think that’s how people make money in the stock market? All these faggots ITT are going to call me a shill and say they know for a fact that so and so is going to buy this company. They don’t. You need stop buying into rumors and theories and stupid shit like that. Use your fucking head man. All of the evidence points to this ending very badly for anyone holding this stock.

>>53585298
>4000 shares of BBBY
Fucking why? I like to gamble too but it sounds like you full ported into a moonshot.

>>53585363
$125 seems mighty low, fren.

>>53585651
Strange how randos are so worried about my investments online. Why would someone care so much?

>>53585738
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>53583857
This is the only thing that fuds me about this play. Everyone knows jiemi is going to seven figures minimum but there's no real consensus about how high bobby can go, it could get killed early from people selling for a few hundred per

>53585651
Glow more faggot

>>53585738
>>53585922
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>53585972
You being here fudding helps me sleep soundly retard

https://twitter.com/pirateportfo/status/1622261791643549701?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1622261791643549701%7Ctwgr%5E9d4aa5369e69cfdff1ab1f06960d4b07bbe813fc%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F10uh9dy%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dfalse

True if big

https://twitter.com/pirateportfo/status/1622261791643549701

True if big

>>53586281
kek why buy for $45 a share when they can pick up the pieces in BR court for pennies

>53586674
>t.

>>53586674
For many reasons

>>53586281
>True if big
go back nigger

>>53587030
>oh no niggerfaggot tried to insult me
>Meanwhile
Documenting all the meltdownies who brigade r/bbby is fun, eh Daniel?

>>53586674
because redditors love the dopamine hit of staying in their fantasy world.

the BBBY and AMC investors are just coping and aren't even doing the necessary things like DRSing shares. BBBY is in scramble mode to come up with money to make these bond payments. Wish a merger or bankruptcy would be announced just to speed this along.

>>53587056
>still thinking i'm some chink from toronto
>still thinking im some faggot redditnigger mod
and you call yourself a schizo kek
here i am faggot
cry for me

>53587083
>t.

>>53585651
But there is. KEK.

>>53587104
Cope, Seethe and Dilate you waste of semen.

>>53587488
daily reminder that ryan took a biiiiig stinky dump directly on your head and you're asking for more
KEK

>>53587529
HUR DUR HUR DUR. Try harder you disgusting shill.

Isn't Bed Bath and Beyond literally going bankrupt? If it wasn't true, wouldn't they have made a statement saying otherwise?

What makes you guys think there's still value in this play?

Shills really hate this post! We knew this was supposed to happen last year and how a wrench got thrown into the plan, it's happening.

>>53587774
why the fuck would they buy it for $45 per share when they could buy at its current value of $3 or something close?

>>53587774
I like how the keep repeating the same scripts of concern shilling and repeating bullshit ITT, really makes you think.

>>53587816
The bought for amount probably isn't accurate but Carl is purchasing BBBY. It doesn't matter what Carl bought it at for any of us.

Im just finding highly suspect that after this post was released the shill activity kicked into high gear. These bitches are so easy to read.

>>53587816
In theory the price would rise as you purchase all the shares, although with our current infinite liquidity that's no longer the case. I think if someone was aquiring the company they would be making use of this for an effective discount on the total sale price, at the expense of the market maker.

>>53587861
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/10ujv46/need_some_help_from_people_less_regarded_than_i/

They truly are concerned for our wealth....

>>53588291
>https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/10ujv46/need_some_help_from_people_less_regarded_than_i/
They are fucking SCARED. These assholes and their all about to understand that Hell is real and it's going to be a reality for them.

>>53584067

This move should be promoted on r/BBBY as much as possible, since habbening may not be that far off. It could be that BBBY triggers shit and then GME comes after, but if what is coming is just a BBBY sneeze/squeeze without having big implications for GME, then the opportunity of taking BBBY gains to GME should be pointed out to people as much as possible.

February 10th

https://ir.newellbrands.com/news-releases/news-release-details/newell-brands-announces-restructuring-program/

>>53588393
Quite a lot of the holders are dual holders, meaning the final push for the finish will be coming shortly. I am ready to transition to a top hat, monocle wearing monopoly man.

>>53584319

Stupid question but i will still ask::

This graph says about 2m FTDs on Feb 7,8,9, and then 2.8m, 4.2 and 4.7m week after.

In all, thats about 20m shares. I know this is alot more than during GME sneeze in jan 21, but then there are also more BBBY shares in existance now than there were GME shares in 2021. Am i missing something? Is 20m buy-ins over a two week period (assuming they do indeed buy in) really that explosive?

There are days that have 2-3x that volume in a day. Is this sufficient rocket fuel?

>>53588423
Maybe

>>53583534
If you guys get to 80 million shares traded on the day, and hold $5 a share support for 5 trading sessions I'll tail you.

Secured a no interest short term loan from a friend for $30k, to top off my BBBY position. I dont expect that hedgies can push price downwards alot more before i buy tomorrow, but one can hope. This was my small position originally, compared to GME stack, but its coming alot very nicely.

Also fasting, only water, since wednesday. Ketosis kicking in now so it feels alot better. Will fast until Feb 16th, with two intentions:

1) BBBY (and possibly GME) squeezing,
2) A friend getting baptized.

Deus vult bros. When this is over im gonna eat 20 pancakes and just laugh. Unironically WAGMI. God gives me full assurance of WAGMI. Its drawing near, its time to make final buys, pull out rosaries or otherwise pray, and brush up on exit strategies. My dream scenario is for BBBY to go off without GME, so that i can take all my gains to GME. Watch greed though, it is better to be poor with rich soul than rich with a poor soul. Use these gains for the benefit of others, to purge destructive marxoid ideology, and for the honor of God.

Have you prayed on your knees for squeeze yet anon?

Got another meltdownie trolling lol

Bankruptcy EOM BBBaggots
Your entire position is going to be worthless LMAO

>>53588443
>There are days that have 2-3x that volume in a day
How much of that was hedge funds batting the same shares between themselves to try and keep the price down though?

>>53588771

No idea, good question. But these two weeks of ftds are about 20m shares. Thats like 7% of total BBBY, no?

There were days GME peeps looked forward of two consecutive days of a total of like 3.5m shares. Nothing happened. Im just saying, FTDs are very shizo and hard to predict. On one hand, we have seen them dodged almost entirely. On other hand, GME sneeze was in no small amount due to FTDs (fewer than in coming BBBY scenario) and correlation of price action vs FTDs having to be bought is quite solid. On top, BBBY CTB is like nothing, nothing, we have ever seen on GME. It dwarfs GME with a magnitude of 400-500%.

Setup is very spicy in itself just cause of these technicals. If we on top of this get M&A, with its forceclose, some small shorts will want to go through door as early as possible, and some other shit happening, this could get real interesting.

>>53584219
absolutely homoerotic

>>53588867
Yeah there's a reason you have people posting like they're actually crying while they type because people haven't been scared off by the bankruptcy threat like they're supposed to be. A small amount of solid buying pressure could set everything off with the points you mentioned.

>>53586674
Because Carl Icahn is obviously a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's doing when it comes to making money

>>53588867
If the market thinks bankruptcy is such a sure thing, why is the CTB so high?

>>53589139

It must mean that people inclined to shorts, are keen on shorting BBBY in ways unprecedented even from GME perspective. They really want to short as if everything depended on it. This can be for two reasons:

Either they have strong reasons to believe BBBY is dying, if so shorting is just free money, and if there is a BK they wont even have to pay capital tax.

Or, they are fighting as if their life depended on it. If BBBY goes kaboom (technicals are, as have already been pointed out, alot more explosive than GME sneeze), just that in itself will be severe. But basket stocks have a tendency to stick together, meaning that if BBBY rips, basket rises. Hedgies cannot afford this.

So its either ramen or lambo.

>>53589283
Feels like they somehow took out BBBY from the 'failing retailer' swap basket and into the 'sure bankrupcy' swap basket along with PRTY, CVNA and BYND. We've been trailing those stocks more than we've been trailing KOSS, GME or AMC. PRTY was following BBBY more than any other stock, they probably forced the BK at market hours on a random day to put pressure on BBBY holders. I know I got pretty nervous when PRTY changed to PRTYQ.

I have 1k to blow and I've never done stocks before should I buy stocks tomorrow?

>>53589811
Yes. I prefer the brand in picrel

>>53589283
I think all the fud, rather than getting holders to sell, encouraged another set of retail to short it. With CTB where it is, we could see them close their positions very soon as they become unprofitable.

>>53589811
>watch movie while high
>2 detectives caught a hedgie
>hedgie gets away with help from international criminal organizations and the police captain
>the police captain ends up arresting the hedgie wearing a bbby apron
>released 2012

>>53590207
name of movie?

Triple digits is unrealistic right?

>>53590254
dispel your normalcy bias fren

>>53590254

>>53590234

>>53590271
Yeah I'd need to be high to watch it too

>>53590267
I just want to make it so badly :( I fear I’m just gonna end up selling at $5 or so then watch others have all the fun

Absolute fraud and deceitful general, it will all stay in the archives what a bunch of lying Jew crooks you all were in trying to convince retards on biz to buy your bags in a failing company
Fucking jeets

>53590368
>t. STOCKMASTER Jay
kek these seething posts are the best

>>53590321
>thinking 800 shares is a make-it stack on a bankrupt rick and morty meme stock
you quite literally cannot make this shit up

>53590752
>he still thinks we don't know it's you Daniel

>>53591208
>being this convinced that he's doxxed me
>does nothing as i continue to call him a faggot
what a surprise
faggot

>>53591422
you've really lost your touch niggerfaggot
what happened to the old chadshill that absolutely dominated the baggie cope generals

>>53591450
>pretending that /gme/ isn't an empty husk of it's former self
>pretending that there are any pre-DOTR baggies left
oh nonono....

>>53591478
sure its a kek dead thread baggies but that should make it even easier to shill
ever since the "doxxing" you haven't really turned up much

>53591422
It's ok Daniel. Your cringe posting just compounds how gay and pathetic you are

>>53585651
This guy is desperate for the longs to walk away. We're not going anywhere and the ctb is going to eat your lunch.

>>53591507
i explained why i would be busier around this time but you're not pre-DOTR (obviously) so you wouldn't know
also now that i've literally beaten the smugness out of the bagfags i am simply in maintenance mode
>>53591510
>baggie claims to have doxxed me
>does nothing
imagine my shock
you won't do shit bagnigger KEK
faggot

>>53591550
i have literally been in the baggie cope generals since february 2021
i mostly just post kek baggies and >mfw baggies rope these days

>>53591580
and you bought at $3 pre-split too
and sold at $500
and bought every dip since
we all believe you

>>53591594
never bought
i just kek baggies

Why is niggerfaggot in the BBBY threads?

>>53591682
why are baggies still coping like this company isn't going bankrupt by EOM?

love to see all the madboiz fuming

>>53591682
the more accurate question is why is chadshill in a King K thread...

>>53591737
The only true question is why is an avatar and namefagging shill not banned every time they post, but then again it's a weekend thread which are always shit anyways so nothing of real value has been lost. Whoever buys this place after moass needs to hire mods and actually pay them instead of relying on free labor.

>>53591926
>The only true question is why is an avatar and namefagging shill not banned every time they post, but then again it's a weekend thread which are always shit anyways so nothing of real value has been lost. Whoever buys this place after moass needs to hire mods and actually pay them instead of relying on free labor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3glwtXrj0c

>>53591926
It's Sunday night who gives a fuck

>>53591939
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POINT OUT WHAT A MASSIVE FAG I'M BEING
>YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!
Sorry I made you cry, pissbaby

>>53591977
Stop replying to it.

>>53591977
>"Y-Y-Y... Y-YOU'RE C-CRYINGGGGG"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>nothing happening, yet again

Damn! You kid fucker shills aren’t still mad I beat your mentally ill pedophile royal arch mason brother in a million dollar court battle are you guys? Wow.

Bbby gunna moon. Suck it fgts we all know you want to kid diddlers.

>>53583909
All good women live in small towns and it's rare to find the beautiful ones also it's hard to find the smart,handsome, delicate women so you'll need to be born in a city but the cache is those women are possible hoes, demographically 95%., remember if you were never been "born" in a place then the people will have second thoughts of. So what that means is you'll have to be recognized by people in the town or city "to see the girl or women". Good luck anon.

Less then 10 hours and market will open.

Predictions?

>>53593103

these are new tactics of shitting on a thread

>>53593470
I think there's no chance for bankruptcy until the end of the month? If this can last just one more week I'd be pretty fucking happy. Squeezing the swings on this stock has been very profitable. If you guys make bank on the merger theory than even better.

Is now a good time to stake $1000 on BBBY?

>>53593847
Lol no. Buy GME

>>53593847
yes
>>53594079
return to your baggot thread

>>53593470
Full week of gigacrabbing if there's no major announcement from the company. Probably go as high as 5 and as low as 2-something, Friday close within half a dollar of Monday open. Everyone knows what the vig is on either side and the numerous articles from persons familiar with the matter are nothing but hot air as is any promise of a merger or acquisition or chapter 11 restructuring into acquisition until an official announcement is made by bbby or whatever party is interested in acquiring them. I probably won't even come to the threads because it's a pointless circlejerk waste of time whether someone is long, short, or has no position at all.

>>53593847
Looking at the price action for the German market it seems like absolutely.

However, the American market obviously dominates every market out there so our pre market would be a better indicator on what you should do.

>>53594368
They’ll announce bankruptcy Monday at open. Check em

>>53595027
epic fail

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/10ur4an/the_art_of_ma_is_a_profession_like_any_otherif_we/

61.50 in fra

>>53595082
huh?

Why would a bankrupt company hire new positions abroad? Can someone explain it to a dumb baggie like me?

>>53591682
He's now on double duty, the better question is why isn't he removed by the jannie slaves?

>>53595902
OH FUCK GOING GLOBAL FUCKING BULLISH BUY BUY BUY!!!!

>>53595969
You know who is a global brand?

https://westpointhome.com/pages/about-us

Carl Ichans Westpoint Home

WAGMI

>>53595902
Surely just a glitch... right?

i absolutely hate the majority of you gamestock Sloppy Second Sallys coming in here with the same bullshit top men as gamestocks.

same fucking vernacular, same fucking responses to yourself, same reddit this is the way posting, same pickleniggering, same bandwagoning.

This is an original, Grandfathered in (RARE) ((CLICK HERE)) BASKET PLAY (TM)

thank god i dont need any of you fucks to make money on this play

you wont drs shit, have your shitty squeeze and lets get on with the main show

$70 EOM

>"GME is passé, let's hope our other shitcoin will get successful for no fucking reason" the thread
Why?

>>53596520
I HOLD GME. HAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE MY GME. HAHAHAHAHA

>>53596520
the copying of phrases makes me believe they were always top men in gamescorrp generals, knowing there is a reason why this was highlighted by Cohen, they desperately want you to not look into it by associating it with AMC with memes and scripted responses. No one is selling GME for BBBY, but they are desperate to respond when you call out the inorganic fudding of the stock which is primed to explode. If it fails GME fails, if it rises GME will benefit massively.

Top work indeed

>>53596567
The two threads are identical. Its bizarre and makes me nervous. Like am I the only real person here?

>>53596582
Maybe. All I know is there is a dedicated fud team in /gme/ stopping you from talking about this, Teddy, Ichan and Cohen. The only response they come up with "B-but Cohen sold!" imagine if you will, what insider trading or conflict of interest means an they hand wave it away, "B-but the merger doesn't make sense!" another cope post by them, the trademarks make sense, Cohen is selling literal toys and the natural extension would be to sell baby and childrens goods, to take on Amazon, "B-but the debt!" is another post they think is a gotcha, not realising the bonds have been rock bottom and Ichan and Cohen could have been buying them up stealth - something Ichan is famous for. It's quite tiresome when they cope post with "b-but the DD is just our DD rebranded" when it empirically is not, is it's own work and because there is strong indications of M&A and carve out thats the best fud they can come up with. That and faking IR emails, lying about bonds being paid, brigading my meltdownies and blatant fake accounts.

>>53596567
people can say whatever they want about AMC but at least they have the balls to dilute straight to the shareholders face. over and over. you won't vote for dilution? here's APE! now we reverse split and dilute anyways. corporate sells shares at will, not a fucking soul buys.

this is how business should be conducted

real names, no gimmicks

>>53596626
why are you putting so much stock in a twitter photo and an address change for a gift card validator that houses a hundred plus companies?

this is a good play even if it goes to bankruptcy with the float numbers and SI

nothing else needs to be said if your cost basis isnt terrible

>>53596582
you are in a coma david. Remember the accident? You died there. What you are now experiencing is your personal purgatory, your mind reviving the last moments of your life, til your soul finally leaves your broken piece of meat that once you called your body.
Such a shame it all happened before bbby mooned hard.

>>53596644
>why are you putting so much stock in a twitter photo and an address change for a gift card validator that houses a hundred plus companies?
No one here is doing that retard

>>53596652
for sure prick


>>53588444
>>53588423
>>53586281
>>53596039

>>53596647
Best explanation so far.

How long till bbby runs out of cash? I just wanna resolution of either M/A or bankruptcy and just over the waiting. I swear the whole lot of them are sadists and hate retail including ryan cohen and ichan.

>the no-no yo-yo

>>53596647

>>53595902
not sure if these are legit. uganda? if they're anything like gamestop they would shut down most of the international stuff and focus on survival in north america for now.

>>53596791
Unironically 2 weeks

everytime i see a "local news story" for bbbyz come up in my god damn news feed saying they shut down a local store in bumfuck missouri, i just want to buy more

>>53597075
That’s because you have brain damage

>>53596995
It's up on LinkedIn, check yourself

>>53597184
Someone was saying linkedin scrapes API's for job listings and sometimes fucks up the location data. Considering how cloak and dagger the rest of this has been, it's a pretty big fucking mis-step to release news of going international via linked in. I'll believe it when there's offical news.

Another one

prepare for hypercrabbing today

>>53597277
literally just automatically created in error.

FUCKING HALT IT ALRTEADY

interesting start, I wonder how STOCKMASTER2000 is holding up?

OOO BBBYBROS?

>>53597667
Pump over maybe they are dumping SPY to kill it

>>53597683
Always glad to be wrong though if it means more pooomp

Please fucking stop pumping

Will close under $3.

>>53597767
That guy is hyper-spectrum

Wtf is going on

sometimes I look up the bby ticker by mistake and I get very happy things moass is happening then I realize I'm a retard and missing a b

The darkpools are selling.

>IOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TA is bullshit but triangles are pretty

It's unironically over. Yahoo says so.

>>53597872
>using a picture of Tritton
>Who is no longer CEO
wow, lying judenpresse or admitting he was a plant?

I just sold guys.

>>53597892
based

I just bought guys.

>>53598011
>buying into a dying company

lol never change /biz/

>>53598011
>>53597892
im just holding guys.

>>53598027
thats what I call a value bet

>>53598163
dam!

kek it's dead

>literally just automatically created in error.
>FUCKING HALT IT ALRTEADY
>Please fucking stop pumping
>Will close under $3.
>The darkpools are selling.
>I just sold guys.
>>buying into a dying company
>lol never change /biz/

Yawn

>>53598039
Its only GME-Niggers that doesn't hold BBBY.

>>53598027
There is a new paradigm of investing that revolves around preying on crowded short positions. If the shorts are too early and the longs are able to vacuum up all of the shares and hold, the cost to borrow can be so high that the shorts will vacate the position because they can't make any profit and short squeeze conditions are created for us to profit. The shorts already piled into the net, and now it's time for us to harvest. Who knows if it will work, but the longer BBBY stays alive to more likely it is to happen.

Fuck they are desperate now.

>No SEC filing
>No 13F showing changes
>Looks photoshopped
>Missing data

Fuck they actually think this shit works

>>53598275
I honestly want to believe, but it's only up like 4% and momentum seems to die every day within 30 minutes.

>>53598314
Yep, fake and ghey

>>53598350
Doesn't matter, the pressure is on our side. The shorts have some very serious calculations to do regarding maintaining their positions, not us. We have the looming specter of M&A announcements and all we need to do is hold on for a few months before they end up walking away because they got in far too early and the CTB will literally eat their lunch by that time.

>>53598275
>Predatory Long buying

>>53598539
As someone who has studied finance and trading etc. I can see value in all sorts of trades and products etc. However, short selling seems like a hyper risky trading strategy that I would never participate in outside of a swing trade. I am somewhat amazed that so many people even dog pile into something like BBBY at these levels. The cost to borrow is so prohibitively high that it's akin to walking into a burning building in order to microwave yourself a hotpocket. They are literally betting massive losses that they can survive for 2 minutes while the hotpocket cooks. It doesn't make any sense to me. Now, a market maker that doesn't want to buy shares in a failing company, I can understand why they would cellar box.

>>53598759
The cost to borrow is so prohibitively high that it's akin to walking into a burning building in order to microwave yourself a hotpocket.

fucking lol

>>53598759
I think a lot of people saw the articles, saw it graze a dollar and just thought it was free money. The CTB wasn't even that high then, I can't imagine how many people are underwater now waiting for BK to save them...

>>53598798
There were articles straight up lying saying it was under a dollar.

>>53598833
The whole thing is basically a midwit test of people's trust in MSM. In other news, oooooooo

>>53598798
>mfw I loaded the wagon with a thousand shares at those prices
>mfw no cost to borrow recurring expenditures for a hold order

>>53598876
Based, I got some but didn't get paid in time to take full advantage.

>Quick! Release new fud!

ooOOOoOoooooOooOoo

Shorts, are you ready for what comes next?

>>53598927
5.50 is the highest mark

OH BABY BABY
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

3.5
>3.5
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>3.5
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>3.5
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I'VE GOT THE OLD MAN'S CAR....I'VE GOT A JAZZ GUITAR

>>53588426
So are we still investing in BBBY?
I'll throw some more cash at it. I've only seen it go down though. What's with the hopium, for an illiterate retard?

>my gf’s RH app stopped working
>owns some BBBY

hmmm. anyone else having issues with RH suddenly? I don’t have it so can’t check.

>>53599166
Works perfectly fine for me.

>>53599166
stopped working for maybe half a second for me around this time. I fear for whats in store if things actually take off. fuck rh but gd options trading on there is perfect for nitwits like myself

any chance something leaked?

hahaha this aged like milk, whadda faggot

>>53599370
me cock

>>53599370
It could be a bump from smaller short sellers closing their positions after doing some weekend research.

We've stalled my bastards.

lmfao, I guess a whopping $3.50 really is the nono number
>if only you knew how bad things really are

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53599744
>>53599785
Duality etc. etc.

WTF BROS ?
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53599793
Duality indeed

they will not and cannot allow $3.50+ to take hold, they have to smack it down as an existential threat

>>53599946
I doubt they'll be able to hold it much longer. They did the same with $3.37 last week.

>>53599946
the moment it does break it then it will run hard, there's only so many times they can do it before a catalyst rams a cactus up their rectum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

Why is BBBY HQ so quiet?

>>53600021
I'm practicing laughing all the way to the bank right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

>>53600054
Goddamn I miss 1997-2000.

M&A BABBY! Why does it feel like MOASS is literally days away?

>>53600151
Because the cost to borrow is so high it's like adding a single rubber band onto an egg each and every day. One by one the pressure builds and you just know there is a breaking point and we will get to slurp all of that delicious yolk for ourselves.

>>53600182
>it's like adding a single rubber band onto an egg each and every day.
This, except the egg is STOCKMASTER's head

Up we go
BBBY go brrrrrrrrrrr

hahahhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 3.50 BREACHED

looks like 3.5 is the big no no

Will we see quatro today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3NxUWq3t_g

>Challenger, throttle up

they better smack it down by the end of the day so I can buy more under $3.50
>will buy more either way

IM FUCKING COOOMING
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

maybe my 4am almost shart was a sign....

WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

$4 waiting room

boom boom boom boom

>>53600464
>LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAY OOOOOOOOOOOOH

Nonononono Stockmastersisters...

We're rising my bastards.

so what are we selling at anyway

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM

>>53600500
>NOOOOOO
Blz sir, do the needful and redeem before you lose all of your money.

>it won't go above $3!!!!!!!!!
>it's going bankrupt by friday!!!!!!!!
>they missed an interest payment!!!!!!!!
>you're an idiot baggie

How much longer until they are unable to contain it?

You will never be a real investment. You have no profits, you have no cash flow, you have no dividends. You are a retail company on the decline twisted by buy out and short squeeze hopium into a crude mockery of the stock market's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish losses behind closed doors.

Investors are utterly repulsed by you. Years of experience have allowed investors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even due diligence that "passes" looks uncanny and unnatural to an incestor. Your quarterly losses are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an investor guy interested, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected balance sheet that is incredibly underwater with far more liabilities than assets.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the impending bankruptcy creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your account under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - the buy out rumors will die, the short interest will decline, and the share price will plunge into the cold abyss. Your BBBY shares will be worthless as they officially file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. You will be heartbroken but relieved that they you longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. You'll keep your worthless shares in your brokerage account and everytime you log in for the rest of eternity you will see your BBBY Baggie shares buried there. Your account balance will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a portfolio that is unmistakably broke.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

c7ZPKnfK
>flip flop between holder and shill every other post
fucking weirdo

>>53600472
BOOM BOOM BOOM

>>53600514
Kek vengaboysies

>>53600567
nah just too lazy to switch IDs when (You) farming

WTFJHEVBFQIYHFB

>>53600564
>the short interest will decline
Hedgies can't even write memepasta, kek

WE ABOUT TO BREACH $4 HOLD ON TO YOUR BUSSI'S

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

AAAAAAND WE ARE THROUGH

>>53600472
$3.98 my bestards

Snatched up some options quick. Let's pump.

And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies, and I'm askin' y'all
Which park, are y'all playin' basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple-double
Freakin' niggas every way like MJ
I can't believe, today was a good day, shit!

>$4
has been accepted

KEK HEDGIES

Last week, the news reported that BBBY missed interest payments on its loans. The BBBY shills here told you that was a lie, and provided "evidence" it got paid.

Well it turns out that even BBBY publicly admitted it missed the payment. The news was right. The BBBY shills lied to you (again).

The BBBY shills are lying to you to take your money. You must see that by now.

I got an alert.
What's going on?

I took 2nd place at fortnight and was a bit sad, seeing price made me so much happier

>>53600656
cope harder, i know you're mad you missed an easy payday kikey

SNEED HEDGIES KEK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S HAPPENING

>53600656
Holy fuck you are a lying faggot who is about to get reamed

>>53600660
4$ pass. According to anons it means it's a squeeze

>>53600656
Lmao, even if all of that was true... why are you here shitting up this thread. Seething?

>>53600681
>>53600690
I don't own any shares or shorts. But I work in the SEC in the fraud department, so I have a close professional interest in BBBY and the groups shilling it.

/biz/ shills shitcoins
>turns out it's a pump and dump, market crashes, any one who was foolish enough to buy in loses all their money

/biz/ shills NFTs
>turns out it's a pump and dump, market crashes, any one who was foolish enough to buy in loses all their money

/biz/ shills meme stocks
>guess what happens next

>>53600729
How'd you get that job?

>>53600782
Getting good grades in an ivy league law school

>>53600782
He dosent work for the sec. He's a poor shill that works for 3 rupies an hour

>>53600792
And your first assignment was /biz/ on 4chan?

We're getting volume spikes every 15 mins or so, possible leg up any moment?

>>53600816
I've worked at the SEC for over 15 years.

>>53600781
>>53600729
Kek. What a crock of shit.

All the threads I have no interest in? I don't go in them. Get bent.

>>53600826
Then why are you posting here and not doing your job Wagie!

WE ARE COMING BACK LADS
GET YOUR VENGABOYS ON

>>53600830
>>53600838
I do have interest in this thread. We're investigating online P&D groups.

>4:30PM
>We are being acquired by Icahn Enterprises

what happens

>>53600867
post badge

F the Shills, F the Hedgies and to the moon with BBBY

>>53600867
You MFs had a huge interest in porn while on the clock in the Thurgood Marshall building. I'll believe it when I see it.

i'm green, i'm oooooooing

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY FUCKING COCK IS SO GOD DAMN HARD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The SEC offers whistleblower awards, ranging from 10-30 percent of fines imposed. If you are currently working with a pump and dump group, or any other group involved in financial fraud, please use this link to provide information. You could receive a large payout. The SEC has given out well over $1 billion in whistleblower awards.
https://www.sec.gov/whistleblower/claim-award

>>53600867
First off, fake and gay, post badge, FO/KY, etc....

If you are, why aren't you worried about naked shorting and all sorts of big firms illegal activities? Following a bunch of autists on /biz on the chan? Top kek.

>>53600867

>investigating
>tell the public while doing said investigation

You are not this stupid to think we believe you, are you?

>>53600729
We're just shitposting here. Go to reddit if you actually want to find market manipulation.

>>53600926
Why don't you ask your buddy, Kenneth Griffin?

>>53600926
I know something you can blow on

Here it goes again.

All of my posts here are NOT satirical and ARE financial advice.

>>53600792
>>53600826
Larp. Ivy League stars don't park at government agencies for 15 years, they ride revolving doors in and out of the private sector and prestigious corps to collect their kickbacks.

WAGMI

WE'RE GOING TO IBIZA

>>53600926
Lmao ar thinking that a Burmese VHS repair forum could have any effect on stonks.

We are ALL going to wagmi

this is it bros
in thirty minutes it will hit the blast-off point
it will rocket to $59
take profits
buy in again at $4
next week it will hit $172
then it will be over
source:

>$ 4.24

>>53601016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCH1AsUydSc

>level two starting to look empty
holy fuck lads this might be it

>>53601028
i believe this

bankruptcy-sisters... what's going on? call up stockmasterjay, I need a full-report analysis

>>53601039
Nope.
https://youtu.be/MXXRHpVed3M

>>53601028
I'll sell 50% if this is true

What in the!? What in the FUCK is going on? This company is Fucking bankrupt! It's worthless!

Stop this Fucking Bullshit Market Manipulation!

>>53601039
>>53601016
https://youtu.be/foE1mO2yM04

yeaehaehaehaehaehaehaehahaeheahaeh

>>53601070
$4.40 accepted

>>53601070
>STOP THE PUMP

>>53601060
He's doubling down with puts this time. He might actually be 45

LETS GO

robinhood-sisters, did you maxx your calls to 500 contracts? I feel like they will limit it to 100 tomorrow once the v8 engine takes off

> captcha: v8 KMS

$ 5 Waiting room

Give your energy

hehehehehhhehe
>You should have bought GME
Heheheheheheeh
HAHAHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAAH

>>53601097
>>53601102
The SEX will be Fucking made aware of this! You Cocksuckers are not going to get away with this!

>>53601146
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>>53601146
oooooooooooooooooo

>>53601130
i am poor, i got what i could on jan 6th and riding them til death

We're stalling my bastards.

>>53601157
Aware of what? Making gains on a stock that we bought to make gains?

>>53601195
we're engaging the second boosters

>>53601195
They're trying to wall here. Spread the word on Twitter it's mooning to get a frenzy going.

Just wanted to pop back in and say thanks. We already received 3 legitimate whistleblower reports, and a couple joke ones. Thank you helping the SEC investigate and prosecute financial crimes!

Can't wait for the normie FOMO to kick in

>>53601178
we ride to Valhalla brother

>>53601239
Literally no one believes your larp.

>>53601178
let's goooo

>>53601280
SUPER WINGS

>53601239
sick larp. next thread i wanna be the investigader

>>53601303
>>53601303
>>53601303

threaded - was eating sorry lads

>>53601200
This is an inorganic stock manipulation movement with Fucking Longs lacking Qualications making these purchases. Fucking straw buyers is what you are! What are the Fucking fundamentals!?

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53601220
I fucking love these screenshots lol. they popped up every other day when GME first started. IMPENDING COMPANY FAILURE GOING BANKRUPT DYING TOMORROW +40000% today