/biz/ - Business & Finance

I’m not too old to do this at 26, surely? Where do I score old widow

>>53551807
>old lady gets some dick before she dies
>millennial 30 something year old with no prospects gets a home and whatever she had left in her 401k + assets
Nothing wrong with this.

I've gotten several sugar mommas to invest tens of thousands of dollars into Chainlink for me. I just present them Sergey's same slides as if its my own and they open, they just open their checkbooks for me! It's quite comical once you get over the fact you're fucking some kids grandma

I don't see the problem here. Don't women in this age bracket do only fans as a means of generating wealth?

the absolute state of western society

>>53551859
No. No one wants to fuck or see old women fucking… except this freak >>53551857

>>53551807
boomers win again

>>53551857
that's basically the premise of the producers just swapping chainlink with broadway show, nice larp though

head over to "the Nest" in Indian Wells, CA

You'll find what you're looking for.

>>53551870
This is normal fucking shit in western society. It's been happening since at least the fucking middle ages, just more often with women to older men and the girls dad was usually the one who made the deal.

id do it just for the hard candy desu senpai

>>53551857
>>53551947
>the Producers
Lmao
>>>/tv/

>>53551976
>>53551976
>Indian Wells, CA
A bunch of fags?

>>53551807
if your only choices are post wall slags anyway, you might as well go for the practical option

>>53552143
i mean shit at least grandmas children of 3 marriages are all old enough to look after themselves, right?

>>53551857
I’ve had grandma pussy before. I woke up the next morning and her teeth had fallen behind my bed. She was too old and inflexible to retrieve them herself… so I had to crawl underneath/behind my bed to fetch her front teeth for her.

I lost my milf fetish that day.

>>53552199

>>53551857
THEY WERE LISTING, THEY WERE SINKING, THEN ALONG CAME BIALY

>>53551846

Yeah this is pretty much my only hope of wagmi

>>53551899
>t. never had a gumjob

so none of you faggots have fucked 34 year old grandmothers I assume? Get on my level. These impoverished Cambodian ex teen mothers aren't going to fuck themselves

>>53552003
>we’ve always been degenerates
commit suicide

>>53552003
also men marrying younger women is natural, that’s not the same thing as young men fishing for gilfs

>>53554337
You first kike

>>53554348
>>53554337
Lmao imagine thinking people never whored themselves for money. Stop living in a bubble faggot

I literally fucked a milf my final 2 years of my undergrad because I was absolutely broke and I crashed there for free. This I'm sure sounds awesome to you guys, but I had to push away my crush because this woman was draining my nuts 1-2x day. I was only able to fuck a few girls my age when she got sick or traveled so my balls could recharge

>>53552199
Lmao

i tried to fuck a girl that was 2.5 years older than me one time and i couldnt get hard bc of thinking about how old she was i cant imagine fucking some cougar granny

milfs are dangerous
I almost spiraled into a coke habit banging this old as fuck former fashion model
absolute kino watching her have a mental breakdown after I said I was leaving the country

Where can I find these widows besides cemeteries

>>53551857
>that really happened

>>53551807
boomer women are insatiable little harlots. I remember I went to the country side to get an old piece of furniture and this 60+ granny was there and constantly trying to flirt with me. Hilarious enough I was considering dicking her down but decided not too. I could see why millenishits would do something so spineless and weak.

>>53551807
Why not? If you don't have any prospect by 30 or 35 then why not take advantage of one last (easy) lifeline. No one wants to be old and lonely or a lonely loser in life, shit gets way too depressing, financial incentives aside.

>>53554491
How did you manage to find an older MILF to fuck? And before you ask yes I'm trying to fuck a GILF

>>53551807
Some dude who was 50 moved in with my 75 year old grandma. He was clearly a parasite trying to get her house and stuff when she died. He completely brainwashed my grandma. My 20 year old brother beat the living shit out of him and ran him off.

>>53554093
My gf has 12 years on me, pretty comfy having a mommy gf who takes care of me because she never had kids.

>>53551807
>widowers

>>53551899
Retard virgin. Older women are the best

>>53556791
Bro I'm in a similar situation. Dating someone 10nyears older than me and I'm 28. She's hot and smart and we get on really well and looks younger. Only worry is kids as id like to have some in like 5 years. How to deal with this?

>>53556908
She's not gotta be able to have kids now, unless you want downy kids

>>53551807
ATTENTION JEWISH NIGGER "JOURNALIST":

Keep your fucking nose out of our business. Every day attempts to shape our reality through your lens.

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

Fucking older women is easy. Just talk to them and let them know you’re interested. Ask for their number and tell them you’re attracted over text message

White men are finally finding out about the time honored nigga tradition of being hobosexual.
Nigga breaks down how it's done at 1:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZd-U_a7yAc&t=145s

>>53552010