/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53535506
>he doesn't know

https://files.catbox.moe/tthc1f.mp4

>>53535506
Put all your gains into AI research and hope there's some AI-driven scientific revolution in your lifetime. Otherwise it's over for you.

>>53535506
You can't and nothing fucking matters anyway
Be happy you have money
>t. terminal

>>53535506
>How to avoid dying
Begin living, fren. Use your money to find a balance between indulging in earthly pleasures and helping your fellow humans without expecting nothing in return. You'll find soon enough it will be impossible to find happiness except in the smile of others. That, or use your money to start a coup d etat and destroy your country. Nobody can beat the grim reaper anyway

>>53535506
what's wrong with you

Invest heavily into anti-aging research. If you're under 25 right now, you just might make it to immortality.

>>53535602
I’m 21.
>>53535601
I’m just scared. I do have money though thanks to GME
>>53535577
Checked and I’m sorry

>>53535619
https://sens.org

>>53535506
Work less to reduce stress
Focus on your health, especially your diet and exercise. Do a moderate amount of cardio and do the starting strength program to build at least a beginner level of strength. The muscle you put on will also protect you from like 80% of injuries to the musculo-skeletal system, and a good diet will keep your organs healthy
Move to statistically safe areas

It's not hard to live a long time but the question is why you'd want to? You don't get to be YOUNG for longer, you just wind up being OLD longer. Being old sucks. Personally if I make it to the day before my 70th birthday I'm going to overdose on heroin while using an exit bag.

Money can't directly prevent death, but it can be used to ensure that you have access to the resources and medical care you need to maintain good health. Here are some ways you can use your money to promote health and wellness:

Access to quality healthcare: Having access to quality healthcare is one of the most important things you can do for your health. You can use your money to purchase insurance or pay for medical treatments and procedures that can help you maintain good health.

Healthy lifestyle: Maintaining a healthy lifestyle is crucial to good health. You can use your money to buy healthy food, exercise equipment, and other resources that support a healthy lifestyle.

Stress reduction: Chronic stress can have negative effects on your health. You can use your money to pay for stress-reducing activities such as therapy, meditation classes, or spa treatments.

Safe environment: Living in a safe and clean environment can also have a positive impact on your health. You can use your money to make home improvements that promote health and safety, or to move to a safer and healthier community.

Remember, money is a tool and should be used wisely to help you achieve your goals, including your goal of promoting good health and wellness.

>>53535751
Thanks chat gpt3

just play vidya and jack off til we're older, and more abundant, than the next three generations ahead of us.
make sure to look both ways before crossing the street. don't walk in public the way you drive. don't play off other people's confidence. you know, the basics of staying alive int he real world? just do those things and make sure to keep yourself sane.

>>53535515
>Varg posting

Don't forget that the EVROPEAN male has plenty of FAT on him! No bodyfat under 30% is acceptable, or you're not WHITE

>>53535822
it's not chatgpt

>>53535506
Personal alchemy is the way anon
Read a manly palmer hall book

>>53535506
the trick to an extended life is very simple. do things. time is relative and the human brain finds it very difficult to judge how long it has been without anchor points. if you do something new every day the time between those unique encounters will feel longer, and the time you spend doing those things will appear shorter.

when you look back at all the things you have done, weeks will feel like months and months like years.

>>53535506
Everyone telling you to put your money into research is wrong, sadly.

The game theory approach is to hoard as much money as possible, such that you can buy emerging therapies as early as possible. Let other people fund the research, you just want to be able to buy the results.

>>53535506
Investment is your savior.
Buy stock as NASDAQ, Buy crypto as ALBT, BTC, buy real estate. Then eat from the returns.