/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53531319
>NVDA
>$209
>Anons ITT thought they could get away with shorting this behemoth

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

A job well done to anyone holding tech (other than INTC).

>>53531319
Sending Bezos my energy for juicy meta like gains for amazonchads tomorrow

i watched the market
and it was quite green
but how come anons
are always so mean?

I'll just keep buying my 2x leverage Nasdasq, it's that simple.
I just wish I could've bought more when it was so cheap.
Oh well, it can't be helped.

>>53531360
TBLT is aids in all but name

>>53531360
we just like to have a lil fun round here

Wtf just happened with tech??? Meta missed expectations and it shot to the moon why?

Facebook stock bhenchodes.

Guys Cramer was right about today and META

>>53531373

shut up nigger

This is not the outcome that I had hoped for.

>>53531319
COIN KANGZ, REPORT IN!

well, now that smg is completely bullish, time to reposition

>“We believe investors should fade the YTD rally as recession risks are merely postponed rather than diminished,” a team of strategists led by Kolanovic wrote in a note to clients. He continues to see downside risk for the stock market since the Federal Reserve will likely keep interest rates high for some time as the economy is slowing and corporate earnings are weakening.

>Kolanovic’s team reiterated what JPMorgan’s Mislav Matejka wrote in a note to clients on Sunday, saying “fundamental confirmation for next leg higher might not come,” with the first three months of the year likely marking a “turning point” for markets with “no Fed pivot in sight.” As a result, markets could encounter even weaker earnings growth through the second and third quarters of 2023.

>“A weak trajectory for US domestic demand keeps recession risk elevated, even as the tightness in labor markets postpones this recession risk,” Kolanovic wrote. “Meanwhile, restrictive real policy rates represent an ongoing headwind, keeping the risk of a recession later in the year high.”

Jesus christ. I was all about the dump after / during the FOMC today. Got hit hard. Chased losses, racked up 15k in losses quick. Pivoted to buying QQQ and reduced the losses to 5k.
However my last planned play was to short 2,000 shares of META. i had my finger on the trigger at market close when I just said "fuck it, everything else you've done today has been wrong"
the second i quit the order the mega candle appeared.
so it could have been worse.
hurts as someone who rode META throughout January, though

>>53531372
I made 36 cents on TBLT today so watch your mouth

>>53531379
higher guidance

>>53531379
They announced a share bareba... I mean buyback of their own stocks worth $40 billion.

>>53531319
Also it's Jeanna not Jenna OP

>>53531393
Same, same.
What's our play for AAPL tomorrow, bobro?

>>53531397
i got about a minute away from 5k in losses on meta puts, wouldve gone to zero
all in all I think Im going to consider this a positive day haha

HOLY SHIT SOXL BROS WE WON

>>53531393
It wont stop until you're broke and have to turn tricks on the street.

META went up because of a buyback. Their financials were terrible.

>>53531360
It seems that they
are often so mean
coz they always lose
their accounts now lean

Yay my 3 shares went up by a few dollars today :))

back in 2013 my mum had 100K liquid and I tried to convince her to invest in NVDA(she closed her mortgage instead)
still think about it every now and then

>>53531431
Why did Death decide to run on a white horse?

SOXL

>>53531341
I love dividends, Jepi has kept me happy so far, love monthly divvying coming my way, probably gonna sell ABBV to get more JEPI soon

>>53531415
If it beats, double digits up. If it misses triple digits up. But it will beat

>>53531445
nvm i just read the lore, its cool like Lord of the Rings

>>53531417
let's call it a lesson learned. but fuck me, if I had just stayed bullish today I would have walked away with 40-50k
now I'm not sure when the next adjustment will be and that scares me. will just have to buy and hold and hope for the best

>>53531444
She was right overall though, assuming this was her only property. You underestimate the risk profile associated with keeping a mortgage going on a sole property when you have a progeny you would like to assign that property to eventually.

>every risk on asset ripping
>the full on mania bull is confirmed to be back
>meanwhile my 'folio consists of single digit ev/ebits, net-nets and special sits
it's over.

Powell was dovish. He talked about higher for longer but also stated that we do have strong disinflation happening and this is a good sign. That in the March projection they will come out with new economic projection for hikes going forward(implying a potential policy shift) And if inflation falls faster than expected THEY WILL CUT.

>>53531453

>>53531453
What the fuck can I actually buy with gold be honest? Bitcoin is up fucking huge today, though.

>>53531449
>says he loves dividends
>isn't balls deep in PBR
EXPLAIN YOURSELF!?!

>>53531341
I bought UAN for the dividend and I've gotten destroyed.

>>53531445
it's not a white horse
Christ rides the white horse
The color of Death's horse is written as khlōros (χλωρός) in the original Koine Greek,[48] which can mean either green/greenish-yellow or pale/pallid.[49] The color is often translated as "pale", though "ashen", "pale green", and "yellowish green"[34] are other possible interpretations (the Greek word is the root of "chlorophyll" and "chlorine"). Based on the uses of the word in ancient Greek medical literature, several scholars suggest that the color reflects the sickly pallor of a corpse.[5][50] In some modern artistic depictions, the horse is distinctly green.[51][52][53]

>they didn't slurp CHWY when I warned them
Its like you guys hate white women or something

>>53531444
back in 2013 i tried to talk the old man into buying a house in a growing area for 200k and letting me rent it from him so my rent money wouldnt be pissed away, he said no
meanwhile that cash lost half its value to inflation and the house is now worth 650k, while i wasted another 50k in rent, luckily im good now but hes going into a fucking nursing home

>>53531476
>And if inflation falls faster than expected THEY WILL CUT
Which it will

I'd like to dedicate today's gains to the greatest country in the history of the world, the one true culture power to trump all others. I'm thankful every day to have been born in this land of milk and honey, of incredible opportunities that no other country on Earth can offer.
I thank not only Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, and all other leaders of our proud nation, but also the everyman, feet-on-the-ground workers that work tirelessly every day to make their communities better. You are what make us great. God Bless these United States of America.
And don't forget to buy AQB.

>>53531491
YJK

Forgot to mention this earlier today. Happy Black History month /smg/

>>53531468
of course she made the right decision at that time, also HODLing from 2013 until the explosion in 2021 would have been brutal, might as well fantasize about buying bitcoin at the time
still like to fantasize though

>>53531476
This, he basically pivoted during the press conference. Bobos you still have time to go long before we hit new ATH by April.

Chewy Inc
NYSE: CHWY

47.02 USD +11.56 (32.60%)year to date

Why didn't you listen?

>>53531491
Wow this reminds me of that Idaho anon who came on here and talked about this chick who came to a farm party and asked if anyone wanted to see her fuck a horse. Is it really this common to meet white women who fuck dogs/horses?

>>53531498
Extraordinarily based post

>SNAP shits the bed because it relies too heavily on ad revenue
>META which relies on ad revenue even more gains 20% on missed earnings, because.... becaue it just le hecking does!
I hate the antichrist

you bought puts right anon?

>>53531494
i did the same with my old man. he agreed. but my mum demanded to see the apartment as "it's her money too".
came in, "didn't like the curtains". no go.
still makes me rage today.

>>53531539
Yeah, as in I'd like to put my dick in her.

>>53531526
is knot porn legal in onlyfans?

>>53531509
Bitcoin actually had quite a more reasonable risk profile. You could have put $100 in it and watch it go, just like paying money for a game or donating to a company you like and not thinking about it. Now you'd almost certainly have sold when it went 10x instead of 100000x but when you put in such small sums, it's very easy for most people to hold even when the paper value says ludicrous things like 10k worth, compared to if you put in 20k and are looking at a 10% return. Psychology magic.

>>53531483
>What the fuck can I actually buy with gold be honest?

Your future, this ponzi casino market is collapsing, Do as the big boys are doing.

>>53531537
Because of $40 billion in buybacks and good guidance, retarded bobo queer.

>>53531530
It's super common. Almost all white women do it. That's why CHWY will be the best performing stock of 2023.

i'm beginning to realize there are no real bears here, just cash gang throwing $200 at a time at put options and claiming the end is near, secretly wanting to slurp when there is a big enough correction. well bad news sweaty, the market isn't going to let you in.

one way ticket to the lunar trading floor please where my female big titty goth broker awaits me

>>53531554
Oh I get it

>>53531530
Women’s standards for men have skyrocketed into the stratosphere with the explosion of social medias, resulting in many of them unable to find a man and this is another effect of that

>>53531577
It's impossible to be a real bear without insider info. Hoping that the end is near so that we can slurp at the bottom is the only valid way to be bearish as retail.

>>53531537
Next is either Weimar, or a massive crash because the consoomers start defaulting in mass under the weight of inflation.

>>53531577
>real bears
Those are real bears, retard. No bobo has a portfolio above 5 figures, every bobo is a chinless incel chud looking conspiracy theorist.

>>53531592
This guy gets it!

>>53531498
Fine, you guys win, god bless America.

>>53531491
imagine looking up your moms social media history and finding this
what a lost soul

Hey guys, remember when I was being autistic with this chart last week?
Well as it turns out, I found two major flaws with it.
>1.) Input prices were in absolute dollar amounts and not % changes. Stuff like SPY/DOW didn't correlate nearly as strongly, and SPY/UUUU for example were at 86% correlation, whereas adjusting it in terms of daily % change is actually a -0.06% correlation
>2.) Different trading sessions. Stocks trade 5 days a week, forex trades 6 days a week, crypto is 24/7. There needs to be a way to adjust for daily% change so that numbers are fairly compared and aren't given more weight because of more trading days, nor should they have increased volatility as a result of adjusting for "closed" days

BRAPP bros, there's no way we don't go back up

it would be very funny if the CVNA trade actually worked out.

>>53531537
META is up 20% because they smartly scheduled their earnings release several hours after the Powell pump.
Not sure why this is difficult to understand.

>>53531422
Can't wait to buy more next red day, the times of swinging it in the 45-65 range are coming back

When asked in the Q&A whether they debated a pause, I thought he looked smug when he did not reply to that part of the question.
Guys, the bet I made two months ago is still on.
How would you continue this series of numbers?
0 25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 x
a) 0 25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 0
b) 0 25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 25
c) 0 25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 50

>>53531602
>redditors are risk-on bullish
it's over

>>53531655
Go back to /pol/, chud.

>>53531537
>becaue it just le hecking
>Doesn't know what I stock by back does to PPS
Look, you're just going to get more and more frustrated the more you trade. Just stop now.

>>53531484
I'm retarded simple as

Gonna buy me sum' SKYT tomorrow ;)

>>53531526
>>53531571
all white women must fucking hang

So tomorrow will be deep dark red day, right? Possibly an entire week of red

>>53531681
SPX will be 4500 by next week.

so how high we going? SPY probably set to test 430 by next week

bros is it really that easy? if the bull market is back on i timed it perfectly at 3600 with high beta stocks and stand to gain 100%+ in 1-2 years

>>53531537
Lmao at all these 4chuds who think these two companies are even remotely comparable

>>53531681
No, as much as the consecutive red days we had going down, we will start seeing that in green days now. It will be relentlessly green as it was relentlessly red.

Sold some SOXL and bought SCHD but I have a $10k itch that I need to fix. What the fuck do I buy? Buy back SOXL calls when it goes down?

>>53531632
teach me how to spreadsheet I do a weaksauce version of this as my job and I want to impress my boss

Uh bros.....AI said not to trust y'all...

>>53531636
Sorry, but statistically winter is almost always followed by spring rather than another winter.

>>53531652
why even ask /smg/, market is already telling you 'b'. possibly 'a' if shit hits the fan between now and march

Markets back to ATH's by summer, followed by a 300 basis point hike in the fall to combat inflation, then WW3 in the winter and the end of our existence via nuclear apocalypse before new years.

>>53531319
I’d fuck her
>>53531680
She’s Jewish, but it should be death penalty

>>53531360
We are always bored

So... has everyone already accepted the fact that there is no crisis, inflation has been defeated, people are happy, and everyone is just getting richer. I honestly cannot believe why people would bloody short before this JPow press talk.

>>53531715
KOLD would let you smugpost at anyone still holding BOIL.

>low volume pump after FOMC
>violent dump into close on rising volume

>>53531720
>evidence
I drew funny lines on a chart while pretending to know what %R and RSI is
what more could you ask for

>>53531720
al is fake and gay anyway

All In Blackstone 1 dte $100 calls at open. (ticker: BX)

prepare your anuses bobo

I take one day off and AMD does a +12%. What the hell was that?

Here's how the next couple of quarters go. In March, we get raised another quarter percent, as expected. May, probably the same, though we could get surprised with a 0 point increase because inflation will be going down quickly, as per the one-year scale,;and during this time last year it was aggressively going up. So relative to that, it will look like it's going down super fast. After that there is no chance at a rate hike. All this time the market will be pricing that in. Which means lots of green days.

Ultimately, inflation is good for the stock market. You can recognize this by considering the stock market from something like 1901. Could that market handle trillion dollar market caps? Of course not. But today it can. The answer is because of inflation. When everything is normalized again, companies also inflate and price. It costs more to buy a company than it did before inflation. So we will be going to all time new highs. Wages have already gone up and will continue to go up during this process.

2023 could be legendary.
>N-no yur just dumb

>>53531810
No news.

The Trapdoor Spiders Will Crawl Back Into The SPX Options Complex After FOMC. Put Calendar Spread. Skew Flattens on Puts.

The Eye Of The Glass.

Look Into The Eye Of The Glass.

>>53531810
forward looking earnings

>>53531708
It is that easy, you bought at peak fear at cheaper prices, sit and relax

>>53531849
Yeah, hi, can I have the number 4 curry? And an order of butter chicken. Thanks.

>>53531849

>>53531571
>transcanine
I really want these people dead and their ideals burned

Happened upon a pleasant windfall of roughly 15,000 probably ever so slightly less after a few..necessaries. What meme tickers are on the up and up and being whored here and other where’s?

I still want GOOGL to miss so I can buy more in the low $90s, is that too much to ask for?

>>53531781
How can it be fake and gay when it manages to make my PP the big PP?

>>53531911
Well according to BOIL baggies, natural gas is due for a turnaround.

>>53531876
>>53531870
One, two, Hiding Tigers come for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, grab your crucifix
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late
Nine, ten, never sleep again

>>53531526
Because I had a better pick in mind >;)

>>53531948
Oh and uh, get me one of those mango smoothies.

>>53531681
Yes

>>53531937
Noted. Thanks daddy

>>53531968
If you want something less ephemeral, they say SKYT is the future of semiconductors. Hell if I know what a semiconductor is though.

>>53531526
>Net profit margin 0.09%

>>53531952
This one too. I didn’t shill it though because I knew I’d be bullied here for it.

>>53531960
Look at the VVIX 1 Month Chart.

They Are Underhedged.

Imagine You're In a Forest. That Is Usually Buzzing. All Sorts Of Things Moving Around. Vibrant. Noise.

But It Keeps Getting Quieter. Quieter. Quieter. Until The Forest Is Silent.

JEPI bros, what's your projected forward earnings from holding? I've done some research about the dividend its been giving (about 10-12 percent) and even JPMorgan says its extremely unlikely such dividends continue, due to the way JEPI gets a good chunk of its money from writing its special totally-not covered calls (some sort of exchange note thing). Sure, if I project a DRIP with 12% gains out for several years it looks great, but what will we do if JEPI drops to just 5% dividends?

Anybody give me a real quick roundup of what happened today? I missed the fun times.

Soxl to $57 when?

>>53531919
Me too anon, but I doubt we’ll see it. I did slurp some more @98 bonerinos though.

>>53531980
Also noted and will be watching

I will admit that watching a mega balding fat white 4chud like Rocker sperging out about BZFD squeezing on AI news (BZFD is a SPAC shitco i think) was funny

https://youtu.be/N6yhtBt5yHY?t=331

(((News))) site

>>53532029
I'm sitting nice and steady at $87.50, and I hate averaging up.

>>53532023
June so I can get a shit ton this month at the 12-16 dollar range first

>>53532049
also the cholula and budlight lol. this man is a walking construction zone

>>53532049
I think we deserve a special mid-week FOMC rocker update

>>53532017
META massive underperform but bullshit-level stock buybacks so it went up 20% afterhours.

>>53532017
Powell said everything is going to work out and that only the housing market refuses to go into disinflation

>HOUSE REP. SPEAKER MCCARTHY WHEN ASKED ABOUT POSSIBLE TRIP TO TAIWAN: I DON'T THINK CHINA CAN TELL ME WHERE I CAN GO.
in other news: China is still un-investable.

>>53532023
>Soxl to $57 when?
Probably by August.

>>53531319
Man look at AMD and NVDA go today!

Fuck you faggots. Fuck Burry. Fuck the Federal Reserve. Fuck Cramer. Inflation is going to come back and fuck the market even harder than if they didnt lay off the rates. We are literally in the "return to normal" phase of the crash. Im done trading, I transferred my money into my checking account. Fuck you all.

>>53532113
China did literally nothing when Pelosi went

Are you ready for tomorrow?

>>53532138
>Inflation is going to come back
>I transferred my money into my checking account. Fuck you all.

>>53532138
I love when qboomers get hit by reality. Bobos have had the same thesis for 20 years. And whenever the market dips they roll it out as if that's the reason it's happening. And they can never believe it when recovery actually occurs. Stop listening to 2 more weeks teir analysis.
>Muh money stock
M2 is perfectly in line with the trend it's been on for a long time now. The same trend line it's been on through every rally we've had for 20 years. Inflation was mostly caused by supply line while demand stayed the same or more. Now that the supply chain is essentially fixed, the rate hikes will actually create deflation which can't happen because wages have already gone up. So they will start cutting rates and we will go to all-time highs very quickly.

>>53532164
Are all the SPX call buyers going to sell tomorrow

tfw didnt buy metajan2024 100c when they were $20. They're probably gonna be $70 tomorrow...

>>53532138
>Inflation is going to come back and fuck the market even harder
Honestly? Not even unlikely, we'll hit an ATH first though

>>53532001
This was more poetic than the nonsensical gibberish I replied to before. Would read again

>>53532186
Hey fucktard do not conflate qboomers with bobos i will kill you bhenchode. shorting shitcos is still great R/R and there is lots of alpha there

Brrrrrrnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
Brrrrrrnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
Brrrrrrnnnnnnnnnngggggggg
Brrrrrrnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

Time has lost meaning. Your Pillow Waifu has abandoned you at your darkest hour.

YOUR BROKER CALLS INTO THE NIGHT. WHAT TIDINGS WILL THEY BRING?

>PositivePeter's 401k put trade was a paper trading account
my day is ruined

>>53532001
the forest has been getting quietier for the past year
i think it's your curry killing off the animals

>100% euphoric consensus that line go up exponentially forever like it's november 2021
What could possibly go wrong.

>>53532286
fr fr bruh the forest too quiet. index volatility has been muted but single stock names volatility has been pretty considerable in 2022. 2023, i really hope that VIX doesn't cocktease as much

>i think it's your curry killing off the animals
My roommates golden retriever loves eating my goat biryani though

>CVNA is still going up after hours
my god, is it somehow going to make it?

>>53531319
>random screenshot at job with bad lighting
>looks like a photo model

Some women are just blessed I guess

>>53531431
Yes. Even worse, from Q3 to Q4 they headcount only decreased by like 800. Costs and expanses have increased even further. Results were worse than previous quarter. It's a nice liquidity pump to close the position but I don't see any fundamentals to sustain this pump any longer. It looks horrible.

>>53532319
Looking at CVNA's 6 month / YTD performance is basically proof that efficient market hypothesis is total horseshit and also that quant funds do not give a fuck about le Jpow fed rate memes

Everything happening with CVNA right now is just quant funds fucking with shorts and degen longs lol, on a bankruptcy-adjacent shitco

>>53531431
Literally jealous that it's the end of Steam and computer master race will be gapped behind VR the way switch and phone players are gapped behind sensitivity-10 losers with 20+ button macro adapters.

what you're telling me is even after laying off employees and cutting back on metaverse, they're still losing money?

>>53532270
H-hello?

>>53532355
oh yeah I'm not touching it. I already have enough trauma from playing with PRTY to deal with another shit co.

>>53532317
i'm sure a dog will lick goat biryani off of anything

>>53532316
Nothing. So long as the Metaverse keeps buying back real world shares.

>>53532384
Please tell me about your traumatic experienced from playing with PRTY. Imagine me as your stock psychiatrist. I am here to help you alleviate your traumatic financial wounds

So line doesn't always go down?

>>53531720
And if the last doctor available in this country was the one sharing his sperm bank liquidity with a bunch of thin bagel roasties? All just for tax reasons?
Call me oldschool, but I'm waiting to hear what company gookytan goes through once Google proves to be a worthless ally in the upcoming market before Trump's return.

>>53532369
they're losing so much money they're doing 40 billion of share buybacks.

Do I cut my losses or hold out for a dump next week? Powells speech sounded incredibly dovish. He said disinflation was happening many times, he say they were only looking at 25bps but if the data is good they will start to use new, rate-cutting tools. Bulls are gonna run with it.

>>53532387
Is this a white woman dogfucking reference?

fundamentals always win in the end

I think SOXS is the play now.

SOXL is about 100% up since the start of the month, and SOXS is 50% down.
Whenever this pattern is hit, they begin to inverse

Michael Burry deleted his twitter.

OH SHIT!!! HAHA NEW BULL MARKET IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!

>>53532426
Cut losses. That's what I did anyway.

>>53532427
so 40bn of dilution cool.

Friendly reminder that this is a false breakout to bump out shorts before the dump and that we are all liquitypigs.

>>53532448
I think I will wait one more day. Im in SOXS and looking at the chart, anytime its had a massive move up in a short amount of time, its pulled back.

>>53532459
that's the opposite of dilution

>>53532444
how high you reckon SOXS can go? I'm deep in the red.

Is 6% the new 2%? The USD will be worthless. I hate jews. Weimar republic

>>53532446
How much did you loose today bobo?

clown world

>>53532408
The long story short was that I wasn't expecting the NYSE to halt trading for the entire day the day after they announced Chapter 11. That halt caused people to speculate shares were immediately worthless and unsellable, but then they just moved to the OTC the day after and I was able to cut my losses.

>>53532461
Only AAPL and GOOG can save my SQQQ now
I am already down 10%

>>53532490
My TSLA and NVDA shares will go up in price though, I hope they do make 6% the new inflation target.

>>53532486
I'd guess around 50%ish from here, so 30s

>>53532490
Inflation doesn't cool Powell gets the rape hikes out again

Ladies and Gentlemen, today marks the official end of the bear market. Well done lads, the worst is behind us and you survived by the skin of your teeth. After a terrible year of selling we can finally move up again.

Earnings continue to shit the bed heavily. And it will spiral downward as layoffs continue, fewer wages to prop up.
that's why the fed is coming out so dovish, despite all the inflation data being the same as in october when he was desperately trying to keep people from buying.
Now he wants you to buy and hold the bag.

>>53532429
yes pajeet, let me teach you the ways of our people

>>53532493
The company is literally imploding

am i supposed to sell and realize my $1000+ gains then buy back in or do i just keep hodling?

>>53532540
Kek, this is the most retarded bearfaggot cope I've ever seen. You missed the bottom, cope and seethe.

>>53532554
Depends on what are you holding and what is the percentage gained

>YFW today

KPOP anon was right again. apologize.

Bad day today. threw in my last $250 just to be left with $20 which I took out to buy this food. probably gonna veg out and watch movies all night. Fuck you mumu but WAGMI bros

Keep in mind frens that CVNA isn’t in the car business. It’s in the sub prime loan business. The cars are just the reason for the loan.

Another day of green. Another day closer to July and my next pay raise. How much is still a big ?. Another hentai doujin got read last night. This one involved the M.C with some medical condition. Apparently if he doesn't get a girl's pussy juice on his cock each month he could die! Things look pretty bleak for the M.C. He resorts to asking his friend's girlfriend for her juice. But some hot girl confesses to the M.C saving the other girl the trouble. M.C is all depressed. He likes the girl who confessed but thanks she'll dump him once she learns about his medical thing. As it happens the girl is a big pervert who wants sex as much as she can get. So yeah. The M.C's condition turns out a win win for them both. A ready made excuse to fuck all the time.

>>53532548
I already know the ways of white people i am friends with bonafide rednecks from small farm towns with militias who called obama a treasonous monkey and my white friend told me that i use way too much ranch in everything and that i am very white just on that basis. so i understand the white american culture please do not have low self esteem your culture is so great do not reduce yourself to white women fucking dogs please this is not the whites i know and love stop you're better than this i know your women usually don't fuck dogs and have them lick their pussies

sell straddles on CHWY

>>53532540
they still have to pay people they layoff its called severance pay

>>53532531
inflation will cool back to 2%
prices arent ever coming down
wages aren't going up

>>53532531
He cant control it. The faggot will resign after inflation does its thing and naturally comes back. If democrats are in, they'll do war and put some nigger that will print money to fund it. The last breaths of the world economy

>>53532517
I sold mine just before the press conference when the pump started. Godspeed.

>>53532577
What's a MC?

>>53532540
Recessions start only after the yield curve uninverts again. There's still more juice in this bull trap.

>>53532599
I think boomer anon means Main Character

>>53532534
Selling? I have been literally buying the whole dip since like march, kek.

>>53532579
a gf that fucks dogs is better than no gf
ask your parents to arrange me a marriage plz

>>53531472
I'm just debating going in on bullish stuff at this point. If the market thinks nothing of these rate hikes than the answer is simple I act bullish even though logic says otherwise.

>>53532531
Then all we have to do is not lock down the economy for months. Seems pretty easy to avoid.

>>53532599
>>53532606
Yep. Shorthand for main character

If you liked SPX at 20x earnings you'll love it at 21x earnings.

>>53531386
sometimes you gotta inverse the inverse cramer crowd when it gets too big my dude.

Now onto:

BOE and ECB (UK and EU central bank) rate decision Thu (4:00AM-5:15AM)
Lagarde Speech Thu 5:45AM

Jobless Claims Thu 5:30AM
AAPL GOOG AMZN Earnings all after the close Thu

US Employment Numbers Fri 5:30AM
US ISM Service PMI Fri 7:00AM

>>53532620
No lockdowns and it’s going back up anyway.
This was before Powell nuked the dollar today mind you.

>>53531577
Most bears are just mumus trying to trick bot scrapers. Otherwise with how cocky mumus are youd think youd see several shoving the triple digit gains on here for all to see.

>>53532614
bankers and market movers have known about the .25% increase for at least a month it was already baked in

You know when Michael Burry deletes his twitter after being run it's time to short...

That is what it means to be a contrarian.. Now who has the balls to short and fight a dovish fed??

Who is going to become the REAL TRUE michael burry?

>>53532594
>inflation will cool back to 2%
Per quarter? Yes.

This is the delirium phase of the pivot mental illness where stocks pump on bad earnings and guidance

>>53532608
I wish I had a job because thats what I would have done. Instead Ive been trying ride the waves and barely staying afloat with gains.

>>53532610
no it isnt, youre broken. faggot mindsets like that is why whores keep getting away with it. bring back unequal rights

>lurk other biz forums
>people talk about working with billionaires or knowing high 9 fig real estate market makers

You guys think anyone in 8 fig club or above lurk SMG? This place feels like juvenile board for learning things.

>>53532594
I agree
>>53532597
I disagree
>>53532620
It's unlikely

>>53532685
>Believing their larp

>>53531652
>When asked in the Q&A whether they debated a pause, I thought he looked smug when he did not reply to that part of the question
Timestamp on that? Need to see that. That jerk has been completely unclear since before the rate hikes started. Might signify something, but last dot plot I recall that would mean at another 75 to 100 bps hikes over the course of the year.

Get the feeling Im going to regret toss this much money in if the bottom suddenly falls out like 2018 all over again. From interest rates not mattering to suddenly for no reason whatsoever mattering a lot.

>>53532569
Even more surprising, the KPOP ticker is in a solid uptrend.

>>53532685
why would anybody lie on the internet

>>53532659
Earnings have been fantastic, are the bad earnings in the room with us now?

>>53532670
yeah nd with inflation on the decline my wages are going to stay the same which just means even more money in my pocket to invest. Hopefully I can get to 5 figure this year.Don't take it to hard anon. You'll make it, bounce back. Never ever give up.

>>53532685
My dad works for nintendo.

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fuck your "spam" you fucking tranny nigger faggots, LINE GO UP!

>>53532726
Thanks anime poster. Ill try

>>53532726
>inflation on the decline
Core cpi has not budged. Gas prices are back to where they left off at the height of pissed off burgers

>>53531476
The notion of rate cuts for the remainder of the decade is ridiculous.
They will not cut into the strongest of all labor markets and economies.

Excel bros we are on the path to making it

>>53532726
inflation declining and deflation isn't the same thing... I have bad news about that pocket money

Time to slurparino the SQQQ diparino my friends

Bobos were getting pretty annoying, but man I forgot how insufferable these mumus can be.

>>53532490
Jews are losing their steam. Just gotta keep the lights on em. Hard. We used to have a country here, you know. Before the Jews started successfully imported all the pajeets.

>RIP Intel.

When does Google report earnings?

>>53532649
Cramer had more to lose than Burry. I even said so earlier. It can dump now because technically Cramer got a lot of people money from his call. Now he is off the hook. I still think Burry might be right in the longer run.

>>53532819
Tomorrow at 4pm, or so the whispers say: https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/googl

>>53531481
And then there is canada
Lol. Lmao evem

>>53532822
I hope so, we have had green FOMC meetings before but today kind of hurt. Powel was gone for like 2 months and then came back a little bitch.

>>53532819
Tomorrow after hours. Alongside AMZN and AAPL too.

Tomorrow after hours will be just as nuts as JPow speaking.

>>53532579
Shut the fuck up and shut your face. You don't make the rules here. We love you.

>>53532769
Cope and seethe. Inflation will be at 2% by the middle of next year.

>>53532685
it's not that rare if you work in finance to "know" these people, but they're probably just acquaintances. plenty of rich people exist and are connected inherently to financial industry employees

Imagine if we live to see the petrol dollar die

>>53532685
what biz forums. The few I found are boomers that gamble with 100 dollar on 100x leverage on forex shitcoins and broke middle aged man talking about allimony
Also He basically did make bird noises today

powell should have grown a pair and did 100bps hike rate. 25 won't really do shit.

>>53532490
i really don't care as long as i remain in the top 20% or so of the population in terms of income, or better.

>>53532859
Petrodollar is a myth

>>53532883
he's probably going to pause hikes entirely soon

>>53532839
Phew that's gonna be something.

>>53532839
I predict terrible, dogshit earnings, but 20% up because buybacks or fantasy guidance.

A DemiMooreconductor

>TSLA up 5%
Fuck. Should have loaded up. Recession won't affect this gravy train

tried to warn all you idiots calls were free easy money pre FOMC. told you all you need to know is retail is in PUTS.
painfully obvious we'd go up at least 1%. why didnt you listen? you don't like free money? faggots.

Google and Apple apparently both have massive share buyback programs underway, even bigger than those of Meta (60 billion in the case of Google), also Google's cloud segment is experiencing growth and they're not burning money on the memeverse.
Seems to me like Google will pump tomorrow same as Meta did today.

>>53532874
>100 dollar on 100x leverage on forex shitcoins
wtf am i doing in the stock market. that sound way more my pace.

>>53532908
AAPL is the scariest one in my opinion. It's the only one that didn't drill meaningfully in 2022.

>>53532929
still falling for recession meme? SPY 500 EOY, with inflation that isn't much.

>>53532898
I don't think so. There were hints that there won't be any pauses in March with that 'keep ongoing increases' chat.

>>53532939
Now is the time to get dollar loans fren

So everyone is going to dump their boomer stocks now and jump on the techtranny train again

>>53532859
Techdollar is what matters. It's not the 70's anymore, gramps.

>>53532859
lmao still falling for petrol dollar meme too? this board is insufferable, worse then reddit.

>>53532976
Yea.

>>53532052
Me too man. Sometimes I just can’t do it.

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>>53532793
Mumus are based

>NVDA is back to end of 2021 euphoria levels
>even though the last two quarters were weak signaling the market is calm

>>53533027
early baker, nobody likes stale buns, only on time and fresh from the oven they are good

>>53532134
I’m a Tesler man, myself.

>>53532843
So we are going to be britain with 10% real wage losses?

>>53533027
Lazy, tranny, homo, nagger, etc...

i was up +330$ on a 1dte SPY option 15 minutes before the close, then it dumped and i lost -80$. such is the life

>>53531476
"I don't see us cutting this year."

That is a DIRECT quote from the conference. What part of this do y ou fucking moron piece of shit bulls not understand?

YOU DID NOT GET WHAT YOU WANTED. YOU GOT THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANTED. STOP FUCKING BUYING.

This fucking retard market is behaving like Powell just cut rates to zero.

>>53532982
this guy gets it

>>53531431
>cheat earnings with this one simple trick

>>53533132
I watched the entire conference and I could tell his hawkish statements weren't really serious. His body language gave off bullish vibes, he pivoted.

>>53533132
you're a fucking idiot. what part dont you understand we are in a BULL MARKET AGAIN

>>53531386
>>53532649
Sign me up for a Cramer Bull 3x ETF

>>53533153
wait do people expect him to come out and say "we are pivoting" lmfao
october were the lows. deal with it retards the worst of it is well behind us.

I'm glad I didn't sell my META shares before earnings. Doubled my "investment" in a few months in a tax-free account.

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>53533132
What part of "We aren't going to cut rates" is bearish? Why does that mean its bearish when the fed is slowing on interest rates form 0.50bps to 0.25bps. That slow down alone is bullish. It's like bobos on this board are incapable of logic.

>>53533155
the part where revenue and earnings are declining while interest rates are going up

>futures

>>53533196
doesn't mean shit. all priced in anyways.

>>53533192
they only cherry pick the information to support there thesis.

>>53533239
isn't that what saying "priced in" is every time price goes up on bad news?

>>53532650
What was last month's number?

>>53532932
Yeah it makes sense that Google would time their layoff quarter with buybacks. Tomorrow should be insane.

>>53532836
>>53532822
>>53533160

>BUY BUY BUY

Friday morning is gonna be nuts...

>>53533196
The market is forward looking, it looks 5-10 years into the future. Current earnings being slightly bad doesn't mean Nvidia or Meta won't be worth far more in 5 years. I will repeat it again since boboids don't seem to grasp this concept, the market is forward looking.

>>53533254
there is WAY more of a case both technical and fundamental to be bullish right now. fact.

>>53532652
No thats not the concern. The issue is rates are high but they dont seem to care that
>they are staying elevated
>not being brought down
Will probably just go leveraged at this point. Tired of seeing them treat this as nothing. If it is nothing to them (and they don't suddenly pull a fast one on me), then this will be my ticket out of the wagecage.

>>53531453
gonna make it

>>53531483
not gonna make it

Tech puts

>>53533271
so why did the market go down then? manipulation?

>>53533271
Wasn't it forward looking on weedstocks in 2020 too?

>>53533276
Go on, dumbshit, let's hear it.

I sold FCX today

>>53533315
Because inflation actually seemed like a concern in 2022, it's been defeated now.

>>53533350
so are you saying the market was wrong, but now it is correct that inflation is defeated?
why are you so confident when they were so glaringly wrong before?

>>53533387
The market was correct, it priced in a recession (which happened in 2022). SPX crashed 25% which is a significant crash, and dirty ass bobo niggers such as yourself were still too greedy to buy.

>>53533350
>it's been defeated now

>>53533428
Hilarious considering reddit is full of permabears, go back.

>>53533413
so buying after the market goes up 25% is greedy too?

>>53533479
The market is still down significantly and most big tech companies are trading at extreme discounts, buying now is smart.

imagine retards shorting meta at 90 lmfao

>>53533490
So you're saying a recession never happened and will not happen anytime soon. can you tell me which months they didn't happen in?

or you're saying the market was absurdly wrong about how much profits were falling. why is it right this time?

>>53533516
The recession happened in 2022 I already explained it. Stop asking so many questions and just buy TQQQ or QQQ if you're a pussy.

>>53533539
So line goes up because line goes up and asking questions is bad.
K

>>53533578
your questions are annoying. you're annoying

To be fair I think the worst of the "doom" is already past. The average person on the street has gotten used to the fact you can't go anywhere and get any food without blowing almost 10 anymore. (least without it looking like a wimpy small ass pea size). So yeah. Not saying a few small shocks can't happen but far as seeing a mega drop again, that I don't see unless Putin takes Ukraine.

>>53531411
Does it count if that's Jenn in the back?

Is it over for bears if Apple, Alphabet, and Amazon smash earnings and guidance tomorrow?
None with approach the disappointment of Intel, will they?

>>53533924
Your day is over bobo