/biz/ - Business & Finance

Thank God that shitkin's fake thread is gone
True OGs only
Dubs = 3-5x in 20260-7

OG here
Just sold my 200M bag
No news. No CZ. No TR. No devs. No development. Validors being bought by 2una or closing down. No future
We gambled and we lost
There is no point opening more lunc generals.
Time to move on

>>53527378
Buy Luna Classic

>>53527378


The daily reminder that POOlyjeet is a curry scam coin with bots and paid shills, also paid fake and gay useless "partnerships"

sell while you still can

Instead, buy LUNC

everybody hates jeets and smelly jeet scams

>>53527955
https://vocaroo.com/1eeMGweiI5jm
https://vocaroo.com/1eeMGweiI5jm
https://vocaroo.com/1eeMGweiI5jm

same is the case with the Queen

>>53527378

The daily reminder that POOlyjeet is a curry scam coin with bots and paid shills, also paid fake and gay useless "partnerships"

sell while you still can

Instead, buy LUNC

everybody hates jeets and smelly jeet scams

>>53527378
>>53528115


https://vocaroo.com/1eeMGweiI5jm
https://vocaroo.com/1eeMGweiI5jm
https://vocaroo.com/1eeMGweiI5jm

same is the case with the Queen

>>53527447
>>53527557
>>53527728
>>53528115
It’s fucking over

Why kill last thread? Islunc finally a scam coin? The team working on it legit aren't even trying. Lunc is just a black hole for any new investors. A chain that does fuck all and the people running it are making sure it does fuck all. Fucking scam artists all they way to Fucking the enfluencers for it. Jannies do your job and kill this fucking general once and for all

Zaradar can’t even code. He sperged out on github saying it’s not his fault his code didn’t work, he was asking for days for someone to review it for him. So if it doesn’t work oh well not my fucking problem. No wonder why nobody will hire him at his “normal rate” of $25k+ a month plus a group of code monkeys to cover his ass.

We were so close to make it
But twitter discord drama and greedy devs ruined it and they scammed us.
Follow me and sell. Don't be bag holders this chain is over.

>>53528472
It -ironically- is over. The chain had so much potential. I just undelegated

>>53528472
>>53527378
Lunc sisters, Don’t be mad you bought a dead coin. Alas, you might be be able to profit if your devs could figure out how to handle the wrapped Luna situation...

>>53528233
Yep. Time to sell. It's fucking done. 10/10 rugpull. Bravo.

Of here. Staking and accumulating. Jfc poos really thought this was gonna be a 1000x in a matter of weeks/months lmao

WTF who killed the moral in these threads? Is everyone just hibernating?

>>53528383
let's get rid of zaradar. this last github merge has proven to me he can't work in a team. he'll blow up sooner or later, so why not get rid while we can, and move notational in in q2. would there be a problem having 2 teams?

>>53530114
*OG

fuuug, this general is pretty demoralizing. I need hopium NOW lads

>>53530196
my hopium: we've been rangebound for 3 months, slowly formin inverse cup&handle, maybe breakout to upside soon, dont know whos just buying

>>53530196
>https://vocaroo.com/1fk7klnZQdct
LUNC chads! we rise!

>>53530126
The people who work on the chain who actively keep it dead. Until all the fags who work on lunc leave and someone else moves in its dead. Every single name attached to lunc needs to go or we will never get anywhere. All a bunch of grifting welfare queens picking at a carcass.

>>53530196
sorry meant inverse head&shoulders lmao im high

>>53530295
lets just make it the 4chan coin

>>53527447

Oi, dickhead, I am a fucking Englishman, and not no shitskinned London cunt

Exploiting perverted poojeets is a good idea

>>53530344
Checked
Already is at this point, a mirror of /biz/
investors.

More than half this thread is 1pbtid poo fudders, expect a pump soon

I'm just here to watch the seethe. I've diversified my enormous LUNC bag and added a little LUNAT and TERRA. I also hold an ungodly amount of USTC. We're gonna make it you fucking niggers.

>>53530114
>Year 1: "$1 eoy"
>Year 2: "Us OGs always knew this was a 2-3 year hold"
>Year 3: "Heh, this isn't a race"
>Year 4: Lunc $.00007
>Year 5: Lunc $.00009 "WTFWTF WE'RE BACK"

>>53530196
>I need hopium NOW lads
The fact it hasn't dumped but instead been crabbing for the last 3-4 months in a bear market isn't enough?

Kek is it true about that ExonerateLarouche guy in Nova discord having paid jeets to attack the L1 team. I heard he lives in Lagos or something. Based if true heard he has a 500mil+ bag he's paying jeets with staking rewards on

>>53530511
Stfu faggot been here since the crash, people like you are the reason a bunch of faggots who do fuck all for the chain run shit and keeps it dead. Literally everyone involved in any working manner with lunc needs to go so someone else can actually come in and do work.

>>53530661
who's coming in? nobody wants to work on this chain.

How does the ziggy prop looking gents?

>>53530661

Pajeet’s seething lmao

>>53530731
No shit, it's dead. Alas there is no solution for crypto inflation. Crypto as a whole had a chance to solve it but showed its true self as just another failed currency.

....CZ's gonna drop LUNC from Binance, isn't he?

AH the FUD. I just cashed out staking rewards of 100k from the last 8 days. Plus swapped 300 USTC into yet more LUNCies. Fuck your FUD. I've already made my initial back from staking anyway. Go fuck a duck.

>>53531126

Most likely to add it to Binance.US

>>53530595
People keep joking and shitting on anons but they've forgotten BigJack is watching.

For all the newfags who don't remember the old threads where he used to post:

- he's a wetworks operative from the Eastern Bloc
- transitioned to a paid mercenary outfit after years of active service
- did multiple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, accused of numerous war crimes
- discharged due to lack of evidence... but not before torching 3 whole villages
- spent 2 years in a max security Russian prison... killed a bunch of people in "self-defense"
- extradited to his home country (wouldn't say which one), but paroled shortly after (wouldn't say why)
- is an avid crypto investor and lurker whose favorite hobby is making "rape maps" of his home town
- currently moonlights as a hatchetman for the Belarusian mob when he's not drunk or stoned
- is pissed at all the niggers and faggots keeping LUNC from mooning

And people think it's funny to fuck with this guy? The dude wants to retire off his LUNC bags but apparently that's not happening any time soon thanks to all the cunts on his list.

Anyone there is pretty much fucked when BigJack finds out where they live.

So what's happening with WLUNA/WLUNC? I have a small stack and it's still pumping with the rest of the market even though some bridge was apparently shutdown quite recently?

>>53530523
i have 180k ustc and that’s nothing.
how much do you have?

>>53528115
based
the matic bot isnt real
if it replies (which it only will if provoked a certain way) its only to blither npc nonsense about gay sex

>>53527378
Ugh ugh ugh ugh

Yo it's the ICP gang, bringing all the FUD
Yo shitcoin is trash, fuck that stable dud!
Dominic Dominates, Do Kwon Masturbates!

We risin, you fallin, Zaradar be ballin.
Pissing on your grave, SM64 up in our chain.
No burn tax, no save. You be calling CZ in vain.

Fucking 6 trillion nigga? Fuck outta here with that shit.
Where's your moonbois now? Rugged, they must've quit.
Fuck Ed, fuck L1, unstake and sell.
Cause you bitch ass niggas, laughed, so go burn in hell!

We the best, superior, $2,000 EOY
You a pest, inferior, one dallah --*HAHAHA*

ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU DELIRIOUS.
LOOK AT YOUR MARKETCAP BRO!
YOUR JEETS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW
SHOULD'VE INVESTED IN CRO

No NFTs, no utitilities, Allnodes is our bitch.
ICP is top 3, it's gonna make me rich.
You fall, we rise, Lunatics run to the loo.
It's ICPissy time every time you make a poo!!

*mic drop*
*this rap FUD was sponsored by Dominic Williams.*

>>53531516
>2022: Threatens to kill Alex
>2023: Forms an alliance with Alex
Cringe niggers

LUNC my 0,00017 stablecoin

>>53531945
210k and some change from staking. It's ungodly to me, particularly if the price picks up. I don't know if it'll ever repeg though.

We need some adults to step in clunk all these faggots heads together like Moe. Considering the bags some of these devs hold, you'd think there'd be a bit more pep in their steps and less semitic tricks.

>>53530127
Nothing stopping anybody from having 2 teams besides not getting paid. You can write a proposal to get funding like the L1TF but would have to get normies to fall in line. Only chance I see is if someone pushed for more decentralized devs or competition so the devs don’t get complacent or some shit like that, but probably would have to already put some work in for free at first to show they can. Could be worth it to see Zaradar and Ed freak out that they have to get to work and right now would be a good time to step up now the L1TF are being fags.

>>53532403
17 is not a coincidence
patriots in control
336 more hours

>>53531609
shuttle bridge was supposed to shut down, but it didn't
wallets are buying up millions from dex and unwrapping them probably to prevent any more buying

>>53532586
>>53532423
Why is there so much bullshit about getting paid? Shouldnt holding massive bags be incentive enough? If it isnt then that should be our sign that maybe it cant be fixed?

>>53527447
>>53527557
Is this a shill that is supposed to look like fud? 0.00035 seems very good for lunc in 2029 when we get hit by the giant jewball at 12 or 24 jew o'clock on the doomsday jew'clock

>>53530126
The majority of us bought this early on to hold long term, I suspect we mostly just left these threads after the intense fudding and the unrealistic expectations of those that thought it would be $1 EOY and that kind of bs. I check in from time to time, but like all crypto lunc is just one of many investments. I suspect most of the OGs are doing the same, which leaves the jeets, moonbois and fudders to shit up these threaded

>>53532851
Listen here sir. You will own MATIC and you will be happy. Do not reddeem. I swear on my cow. I mean, I swear on my god. I am not a jeet, I am a fren from de discord. Do not believe de lies. Sell now before it too late.

you baggies will never be as delusional as the linkies stop trying

>>53532842
They’re fags idk what to tell you anon. If anything they should only be paid in LUNC to show they believe in their work.

daily reminder that all the good LUNA projects moved over to Polygon
sell while you still can

>>53532975
same case with Solana

>>53532975
Fuck you, you bitch basterd!! This is MATIC terridory!! They buy MATIC!! They pump MATIC!!! Get your Polywhirl out of here!! You are a disgrace!! Your family hates you! Solana is not Shiva approved! Fuck you basterds.

>>53532975
>>53532992
Indeed new polygon brother I am no long bloody basterd benchod, I have sold the Luna terra classic, my village take banner of the matic yes

>>53533094
Pradeepsheet. My brother! You have betrayed the village, bloody basterd. I will take away your peas from you. You will not shit on de street no more. Banished sir. My poop will fertilize the street forever. I mark my deriidory.

>>53533165
Bitch hate! I refuse! My peas are my own, do not toy with heart! Karma will make right the attack on this honor

I have foiled your village plot, the Luna Classic was still mine and my village shall be greatest in land. You reveal your villain soul to me freely!

>>53533333
I REJOICE, THE NUMBERS HAVE HONOURED MY KARMA YES
WE HAV MANY PEAS NOW LUNCHADS

>>53533333
wasted digits

>>53533333
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
NOOOOO!!! NOT THE QUINTS!!! SHIVAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
MY COOWWWWW!!!!
AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
-ACK!!

>>53533333
I REJOICE, THE NUMBERS HAVE HONOURED MY KARMA YES
WE HAV MANY PEAS NOW MY LUNCHADS
>verify required not

>>53533007
>>53533094
>>53533165
>>53533333
>>53533369
>>53533385
>>53533394
LMAAAOOOOOO
im gonna spent some more time here

Ziggy prop just might pass. ......Yay?

>>53533836
who the fuck is Ziggy Prop and why do we care that youve convinced yourself hes a woman..?

>>53532869
Im a poorfag and all in lunc. Honestly might rope if it doesnt pay off

Found this comment in the bitdao section. I can't tell if it's a bot, jeet, or all of the above. wagmi?

>>53534122
Don't know if this is the one, chief. BTC just hit 24k, everything is up 5-6%, lunc up by 0.6%. Pumps the least, dumps the most. Great coin.

If you are a serious LUNChad, all the action is happening at Agora now. The short version is Jacob Gadikian has started becoming active again after 6 months of not posting. This is bullish because why would Gadikian waste his time blowing up the forum of a “dead chain?” Further, based Bilbo put a prop up for discussion for allowing Notional labs to form a competing L1 task force and the trannies are absolutely seething.

>>53535509
maybe he just hates zaradar and wants to fuck with him. also, what did he mean by this?

>>53532975
>>53532992
The daily reminder that the matic bot never replies to anyone (unless it's to talk about gay sex) and is not a real person

>>53535612
Pretty sure he has better things to do than troll some random dev. It’s not like people know who Zaradar is outside of LUNC schizos.

>>53527378
this is the best coin to short
it never pumps, so its safe
and it always dumps the most %

I reported the latest Matic bot reply and jannies did an excellent job this time
he got banned by now but he'll come back in a few hours or minutes..if he's a competent jeet

Keep the pajeet scam trash out of Lunchad's threads

>>53535915
based lunchad. the fire rises, brother.

>>53535744
I duno, he seems to have tons of time to tweet all day and retweet luncdao.

Lmao everytime a LUNC general is open, this shit gets full of kike FUD and Pajeet shilling their curry ass projects.

Keep coping and seething shitskins.
LUNC will $2 EOY with a secret move only CZ can pull.
Funds are SAFU with LUNC.

>>53535915
Hasn't he been banned before? He's been here for eons.

wallets over 10m have increased since last thread

>>53537559
> -14
>Increased
Anon, I...

>>53537680
Anon...

Worry not, friends. We will all make it.

>>53537559
I've been following this chart since September. The numbers fluctuate constantly

All Nodes Voted Yes

>>53539828
so its over?

>>53539746
We are going to make it gentleman, the universe is setting it up as we speak!

>>53540077

>>53540069
something about this lunc. i really wish it were called luna.

$wLUNA. #wLUNA

Note to aussies: tried sending some USTC and lunc again to my coinspot wallet and it still hasn't shown up. This is the second time trying since 5 days ago. Not sure where the tokens are ending up but as a check I did try to send some atom from my exodus wallet and it worked. Something fucky with either coinspot or station.

You will take this as a troll comment (1pbti) but whatever. Just sold half of my shitty 14M bag.(what I originally paid + some profits)
I will keep 7M as a lottery ticket but I have 0 hope.
You know anons, just for a second, back in september, just for a second I thought that we were actually right and we were going to make it. Everything was fucking there to be the next shiba, lunc and the chain were going to be like a phoenix rising from the ashes. I will never forgive TR and their twitter/discord drama. I will never forgive malicious and greedy devs and validators. They fucking ruined LUNC. Even CZ tried to help with the burn, these fucking niggers had CZ helping their project, the fucking CEO of the biggest crypto exchange helping them and they fucking RUINED it. unbelievable
Good bye anons. And good luck.

>>53540700
ok ramjeed

Just give me an exit pump

>>53540700
>I will never forgive
Woah you are so mean!!!1!!. You could've waited 6 years for a great 3-5x return. But instead you are here being emotional like a fucking homosexual. I bet you're a shitskin homosexual.

>>53540792
>Just give me an exit pump
lmao dream on nigger, duncans faggy proposal just passed. It's over. Now it's time to apply the scorched earth tactic.

>>53540682
Its coinspot man, I had to wait a few days for the tx to show up in the terra explorer before I could raise the issue with them. Sort that out and you'll be sweet for the future as well.

>>53540014
Sell your 200m stack

>>53539828
we are either about to pump hugely or nuke hugely. leaning towards nuke desu. too bad I'm staked and my bag is going to 0.

>>53539828
Whats the vote

>>53540700
people are still writing proposals, there is drama, there is attention, the price is stable - we aren't doing bad at all and this lottery ticket is still far from useless anon

>>53541156
Which is why I encouraged everyone in the last few generals to unstake, even if partially. This is the first time since luncs “revival” that the coin could literally get nuked. At the very most, end of Q1 will be the turning point since that is when the current funding period ends. Missing out on a few weeks of staking isn’t worth losing my entire bag

Still not selling.

>LUNC still following BTC
>2NA still following LUNC
crypto is such a fucking scam. but in order to win, you gotta play

>>53541270
>>53541156
What about this proposal could kill us?

>>53541270
I did not expect this homosexual proposal to pass, but lunc community has proven themselves to be utterly imbeciles, so I shouldn't have been surprised.

where do i even sell this?

>>53541270
>>53541448
It needs a parameter proposal now

>>53541156
poompa

>>53527557

>>53540823
A 3-5x? Handsome!

My favorite thing about making it is that literally only a few people can, and by the looks of the threads lately a lot of anons are losing hope and selling. Good. I hope you sell and forget about LUNC, periodically checking in to reinforce your decision.

I don't know the future but I DO know that fortune favors the persistent and the positive. So many fud trannies ITT it's astounding now, but it's actually kind of good because, even though the saying is WAGMI, unfortunately only a very few of us can.

>>53542096
True, I think the may lunchads are holding still, but not very active around here anymore, there's a lot of folks who fomoed after that 50 pump and those are the ones giving up, it is like you said, future will prove us right. vnr

>>53541544
>proposal!
>Proposal!
>PRoposal!
>PROposal!
>PROPosal!
>PROPOsal!
>PROPOSal!
>PROPOSAl!
>PROPOSAL!!!
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

the fud is so real I will laugh my ass off and dump my staking rewards on you weak jeets once it pumps and all of you fudding mongos buy the next pump

>>53541429
Nothing. People just hate Duncan because he's a filthy spic. Besides, this is just a SIGNAL proposal to SIGNAL the core team to work on the re peg. Any parameter change or whatever won't happen for awhile.

>>53540700
7m? okay prandeep take your 200 bucks and go relax

>ayo dawg i heard you like proposals, so i proposed a proposal to make a proposal about the proposal for the proposal that was a proposal with the last proposal that proposed a proposal for the first proposal so you can a proposal for every proposal that you propose

>>53542258
also, he's a ustc baggie who's extremely close to certain people like luncdao and alex, but we're apparently fine with this now.

>>53542638
See >>53532343
Apparently the timelines have shifted

>>53542638

why are you so concerned about your 20$ bags?

>>53540700
Checked
Yep faggot turn coat devs and gay grifters tranny discord Twitter homosexuality ruined a shot at solving the crypto inflation problem but greed and drama and no work ethic at all. I'll keep my bag but fuck everyone who is working on the chain and fuck everyone who keeps writing fake and gay props that literally do fuck all but give fake influencers on YouTube click bait for normies. And fuck anons who keep propping up all these fake fucks associated with lunc.

IM GOD IM GONNA PRO, IM GONNA PROO
IM PPPPROOOOOOOPOOOOOOSSSSSIIIIIIIINGGGGG

sell. now. after all, everyone is selling.

>>53544175
yep. this is the final exit pump.

>>53544195

Only little underwater cunts like yourself sell the bottoms

>>53545116
>the bottoms
we're nowhere near the bottom. all it takes is 2 whales to sell and we'll be back to 10.

Sell all your LUNC then KYS normaltrannies

Are TR still in charge of developing lunc? I lost track of the actors around the project

>>53546841
They took $125k(?) from the community pool and split it amongst themselves before fucking off. Zaradar left TR after that and is now getting paid $12k a month to post on twitter. In other words, it’s fucking over. No one is in charge of this shit

Someone redpill me on the duncan prop. Why does it passing mean the end of lunc? Also how is it passing i thought anons were saying it wouldnt. I thought a repeg of ustc was good for us.

>>53547205
It doesn't.

>>53547604
Alot of people itt seem to think otherwise

>>53547073
hmm pretty ogrish. Then why is OP still baking these threads? Is it some sort of copium for all the time (and money) invested so far?

>>53547205
because his plan for a repeg insinuates market manipulation, that alone can make all CEXs delist lunc, everyone you see that are pushing this prop excitedly wants to exit their pre-crashed USTC fast

>>53530126
I consider this shit to be xrp 2.0 in that I will simply never sell until price go baboona or zero. LUNC is just me gambling a couple bucks on a failed coin that has huge potential(if the devs could get their shit together)

>>53547842
Then why is it getting a "Yes" vote?

>>53547754

A lot if people think a lot of things, as is their right.
But I want to see how will this turn out

>>53548723
Fair enough. Ig better than all the nothing that has been going on since the burn

is this dead lunchans?
im losing hope

THE GATES OF LUNCDOR HAVE BEEN BREACHED
SELLL
SELLL FOR YOUR LIIVVVVESS
>never selling

>>53527378
AYO HOMIE DIS BLOCK CHANE IS CURSE AF I WUZ HAVIN A MILLION REDITORS LUNA STACKS N NOW DEY WUZ WORTH NUTHIN THEN HOMIE N CAME N SMACKED DAT BIH UP UNTIL SHE FLEW AS HIGH AS SKYBOX FAR BEYOND THE HOLE WE KNOW AS SUN UNTIL IT MET DA REAL MOON WHERE GODS WUZ LIVIN BEFORE LUNA CRASHED N ALL DA REAL HOMIES WUZ HAPPY N DA NOW RICH HOMIES WUZ HAPPY CLAPPY

>>53548609
Because the community don't understand it and their eyes light up at 'repeg'
It's only a signalling prop, so the CEXs will slap it down and that'll be it

In the world of Lunc, so dark and so deep,
I sold my bag, in an effort to keep,
Away from the pain, that I could no longer bear,
Away from the losses, that I couldn't repair.

I ventured into this world, with such high hopes,
But soon I was lost, and my mind started to choke,
With fear of the Jews, on my pain they are hellbent,
I knew I had to sell, to make this all end.

So I walked through the fog, with a heavy heart,
To a place where the bag, and the pain could depart,
A place where the jeets couldn't follow,
A place where my soul could finally swallow.

And as I sold my bag, the pain started to ease,
The clouds lifted, and I could finally breathe,
I knew that I'd made, the right decision in life,
To end this Lunc journey, without any more strife.

So now I walk on, with a heart that is light,
No longer burdened by Lunc's endless night,
And though I may miss, the thrill of the trade,
I'm happy to leave it all, behind and unafraid.

RIP Lunc (2022-2023)

>>53547793
It’s 100% copium at this point. No one from this thread or even the biz server has any idea on what’s going on.

don't be the last.

>>53548609
Because most whales are USTC holders, otherwise, lunc wouldn’t have been held back for almost a year now.

>>53550153
Considering that we are curving you either sell now or lower.

>>53550354
Very sophisticated analysis ser thank you

>>53547793
There isn’t just one op posting these threads. Random ops just start a new thread when an old one dies, it’s sort of a free for all. I used to help post them a few months back on a pretty regular basis if they died before I went to bed.

>>53550429
Wow, even the lunc threads on 4chan are decentralized! What a great coin!

>>53550678
Based

>>53547793
Delusional bag holders

>>53542258
>Duncan
>spic
I'm a spic and I've never heard of Duncan as a spic name wtf

>>53550429
I commend you nonetheless for your efforts anon, and I commend all the other lunchads for their participation in this general.

>>53550949
>I'm a spic
haha damn that sucks

>>53550949
How does it feel that your women throw themselves at white men and then marry you to make you raise their half-white child? Sloppy seconds feel good, eh?

>>53551226
Oh yeah yt boy...

>>53551306
Kek. faggot.

due to the imminent passing of this proposal, 3billion just got unstaked. end of february will be very red indeed for lunc.

>>53551226
Cope. You know Daquarian hit that first. More like sloppy thirds

>>53551425
Kek. Probably. At least I'm not stuck raising little Miguel

>>53551441
>Kek. Probably. At least I'm not stuck raising little Miguel
Pray for a lunc mooning so the spics don't have to cross the border to rape your ugly bitches and steal your jobs lmao

>>53551407
Holyshit, its over
Jk, don't be a faggot.

>>53551407
isnt it funny how when 3 billion get burned its a complete nothingburger but when 3 billion get unstaked it signals the end of days?

>>53551824
>he doesn't understand liquidity
no wonder you bought lunc.

>>53552562
Nigger, YOU don't understand liquidity.

COULD THIS BE THE END OF LUNC?
WILL THE PROPOSAL'S OUTCOME SEAL THE FATE OF THE LUNCHADS?
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE, ON T-L-C-G!

>>53552790
It's fun as f how we live rent-free in the heads of those fudders.

This is your exit pump
Take it. it will last a few minutes
Last chance. Dont waste it

And yet, it's goin up.... Hmmmmm!!

this pump will fall like the others

>>53553644
Who the fuck asked you to bark pratesh.

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

POWER RANGERS: READY YOUR SHORTS

SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT

If you haven't figured out that this coin was an inside job from the beginning and all the dev bullshit is irrelevant theater then idk what to tell you.

10x short opened
Literally free money

BROS WTF IS HAPPENING

impressive dildo I've got to say.

>>53554066
Exit pump + short opportunity for the whales that are doing it.

still holding my LUNCies since last year when this sexy bitch crashed

Ohhh Shorties!!!

LUNC is so easy to predict, literally short with high leverage 0.0002 or just below that.

ustc up 23%

With the amount of shills spamming short I’m wondering how high this is actually gonna pump

*THUD*
Uhhhhhhhhh!!! MOOOOOM!!!
I FELL OFF THE SWING!!!! I SOLD THE BOTTOM AND IT PUMP WITHOUT ME!!!!!
EEHHHHHHhh!! MOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
MAKE IT STOP!!! I WANT TO GET BACK ONN!!!
I'M LOSING MY MONEY!!!!

1 lunc = 1 USDT = 1 USD eoy

>>53527378
wtf you retards are still alive? I thought you'd have all killed yourselves by now.

bobros what is happening

>>53553800
L I Q U I D A T E D

>sold 40 million LUNC 8 hours ago
God fucking damn it what duh fuck is this shit, crabs for fucking ever and then right when I get tired of holding this piece of shit it moons.

>>53554213
and miss this pump? no way. bobos about to lose their shirt.

And now is when you short.

>>53554133
2167 get in here

>>53554084
the time to open shorts is fast approaching. once the pump plateaus,
open massive shorts.

this will be back down to .00016 within 24 hours

>>53527378
BABOONA!!

Don't wanna stop at all!!!

>>53554259
Thank you for your sacrifice

*sips coffee*
See that swingy right there. Yup that's me.
You're probably wondering what happened.
Well... I sold LUNC at 0.000175... I thought it'd go back to 170.
I just came back from work. Now it's pumping without me.
I should've never sold. I should've staked like you guys.

Well... I got the rope with the money I have left over. I should've listened to the Lunatics. Fuck this cruel world. I will never be a real woman.

-ACK!!!!

>when I checked LUNC rn

Ooooooo

NO NO NO NO NO

oooooooh LUNC chads!!!

Still holding. I'm too retarded to sell.

>>53554422
Triple dubs checked!? Lunc is too powerful for us, Maticbros. He has kek on his side.

>>53554422
Why on earth would you sell right now? With staking since day one I’m up 50% my initial investment today. This coin is the gift that keeps on giving. Not selling a single LUNC until 2025

LUNC CHADS
LUNC CHADS WE RISE

>>53554317
I see you got a new monitor anon?

the peak has been reached.
the time to short is NOW
screenshotting this to repost tomorrow to see which anons got free money and which baggies will seethe

>>53554317
I solded at 175 , boughteded again at 178

Anyway, the pump is over...back to our nigger wagie jobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJW_av0PQXM

>>53554486
Matic posters never been banned, my fren.

Highly satisfying convergence of 7, 25, and 99 day moving averages forming. Tickles my autism

A new generation of bagholders was born.

>>53554781
Bags filled with wealth.

is it really bagholding if you're 100% up? kek

I just want all the hedge fund insiders lurking these threads taunting their moves to know they are the lowest scum of the entire earth and one day God will destroy their ponzi games for good and give the wealth to those who can better humanity

>>53554769
show TA pls

I've got 10 mil staked. Stake my smaller bag or keep at the DEX just in case?

>>53555047
its not TA, its just looking at lines making cool patterns on a chart
it doesnt mean anything

>>53541204
Just to add a "switch" to take legs up to $1 USTC by each cent. Its basically just adding to Zaradars USTC plan

>>53554339
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAUCE

ooohh baggies!
it hasn’t even been an hour.
you could’ve been printing free money right now but you didn’t listen

$1 EOM

>>53555455
Hope you didn't swing or put on your shorts, nigga. We're past today's ATH.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

>>53555455
Kek

and i get my paycheck monday... fuqq i wantet to buy at 16...

wtf is happening?

>>53555729
i too would like to know

Choooooo chooooo

>>53555455
>>53554781
>>53554623
>>53554514
ACK!

100$

I longed.

>>53555455
LOL

>TFW I have closed my long yesterday
I guess I'll have to settle with pic related

OHHHHHHHH BOBOS!!

Repeg proposal pass or something?

>>53555455
LOL

NOOOOOOOO!!!
YOU TOLD ME TO SELL AGAIN!!
MOOOOOOOM!! I FELL OFF THE SWING AGAIN!!
COME BACK!!! PLEASSEE!!
I HAVE TO FEED THE VILLAGE!!! THEY'LL KILL ME!!!
LET ME BACK ON THE SWING!!!!
BAAARRRRT!!! YOU BASTERDS TERICKED ME!!!
I'M PRICEEEED OUUTT!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

>>53555868
what the fuck is happening?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

>>53555868
This is what I was wondering as well. USTC is also going crazy. Big wins lads. Just hodl

>>53555868
>>53555892
>>53555901
Just looked it up. Yep.

>>53555868
>USTC is up 53%
>LUNC up 25%
>2UNA is up 7%
Repeg is happening. Go all in on LUNC NOW.

>>53555912
I'M SO FUCKING READY

FUCK IM FUCKING RUINED
FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT SCAM COIN AND FUCK THE WHALES WHO CREATED THIS EXIT PUMP FUCKING BULLSHIT I GOT LIQUIDATED FUCK

>>53555946
thank you for your sacrifice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAewHNp7iTg

Ok. ok. OKAY. I can fix this. I'll just sell at 0.000203 and

AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *splat*

https://youtu.be/vvz7qZjIals

You fucking shorting pieces of shit get rekt on this pump.

Short harder for bigger squeeze pls

>>53556006
It's almost time for the big burn I can feel it in my bones

>>53555946
How much u lose bud

>>53555455
>>53554514
>>53553747
>>53555946

Thanks for the kek

WAGMI
YOUGMI
WEALLGMI

Wtf just happemed? LUNC has this negative beta against every other crypto

>>53555912
is this the real reason for the pump?

>>53556276
Technical breakout too (if it matters), been rangebound for days so upside move was expected

okay now the pump is over. time to open some shorts

>all this celebration over a 18% pump which will be 6% by the end of the day
lol it really is over

>>53556351
you sold before the pump, now you are praying it goes back down.

LOL,
LMAO even

>>53556351
so ramjeed you are from "its over we dump" to "ohnonono that is the exitpump sell and run" to finally "its only a 6% pump"? interesting

this is going to be easy 10 x in short term

>>53555946
how many times do you fucking retards need to be told not to short lunc. then you wander in with this smug fucking attitude and get blown the fuck out one after the other. and then you act surprised like no one could have predicted your actions were fucking stupid. you are reprehensibly irresponsible and you absolutely deserve what youve gotten you stupid fucking bobo retard.

Baboona

>can't even break 0.000202
Oh dear oh dear. The biggest pump in months and it's a flaccid pecker.

>>53554259
Just bought back in, I want to fucking rope.

Will we hold 20?

Reminder that fudders were fudding the shit out of lunc yesterday and they're FAKE NEWS. Ignore them, report them, sage them and most importantly sneed them.

>>53556571
pretty unlikely, so almost certainly - a definite maybe

>>53555946
You are our greatest burner

>>53556378
you don’t need to pray for lunc to go down
whatever violently pumps, will violently dump. it’s simple physics.
this pump was because of the fake proposal

>>53556571

we blast over 30 next 24 hours

In one hour the price will be 0.000195
In 8 it will be below 0.00018
Screenshot this

>>53556623
checked

>>53550153
Wow there really isn't a lot of us

>>53556638
There are now fewer than 4000 holders of 10m or more. Get out while you can.

>>53556657
thank you ser you really care about my money ser

>>53556657
I think I'm going to go to sleep actually. When I wake up I'll be either happy or depressed.

ahahah damn USTC is still pumping

Mi life sucks. I just have 5M lunc, this is my last chance.

LUNC has this ability to first make you unmoralized, then excited, and leave you confused

>>53556711
Same. wagmi bro.

>>53556657
Opened a 25x long for shits and giggles too

>>53556733
i want to reprimand you like i did the other guy for using leverage on lunc but instead im going to call you dangerously based

Fear not, for I am watchful

this video about LUNC came 30 minute ago

Luna Classic (LUNC) REPEG IS HAPPENING! LUNC Price Targets and Technical Analysis Today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYDst1g5Wz0

WTF WAS THAT?!
GOD CANDLE
MOASS

LUNC has now biggest volume since last November, and volume increasing all the time

>>53555946
You just know this idiot is going to FUD LUNC threads incessantly out of spite now

This is going down pronto
Just look at the recalcitrant Chong-Stephenson pattern on the 15 minute.

Sell / short ASAP. Thank me later.

>>53556916

big green candle coming in few coming hours

dont short, you losing money then

WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YES WE'RE BACK AT .0002
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FYUCK WHAT THE FUCK

LUNC is new /biz/ coin

Chainlink was former /biz/ coin

now with LUNC we are going to make lots of money

Runcha rye!!!!

>>53556953
Thanks to this post, I sold.
Buying back in at .18
You guys make this shitcoin so easy to trade.
And where is the news to sustain this pump?

>>53557020
should we tell him?

>>53557020
Can you read, retard???>>53555912

With LUNC you could make it anywhere you want.

>>53556987
The majority of /biz/ is always late. The best time to buy LINK was at $0.0x, and those morons only started accumulating during its ATH. In a few years, when LUNC is worth hundreds of dollars, your average /biz/ zoomie will be starving themselves to buy 5 LUNCs per month.

>>53557087
even 0.0006????? ;P

This new station is fucked. I am trying to find out if NOVA voted yes or no on the ziggy Prop 11324 ?? Anyone know how they voted?

What a lovely gigantic green dildo to wake up to.

>>53557106
>gigantic

>>53557119
Every single one of your posts is Indian-tier brown fud. Eat a dick Rajesh. Go outside and touch poo.

Oh God, Thanks for exit pump

i salute my fellow LUNC holders

we are so early and we are going to making lots of money

>>53557136
The copious amount of fud is what makes it so bullish.

Wallets holding > 10m continues to fall
Don't be left holding your pecker

>>53557182
alright Nick

>>53540700
Apparently sold an hour before the 25% pump. Thanks for your sacrifice.

>>53557119
>>53556623

I think its been over an hour now and were not back to 195
so are you going to shut the fuck up or are you going to keep being retarded?

Can someone explain the proposal to me?

I'm retarded as fuck

>>53557247
Sure! It's a signalling proposal, meaning it's only intended to indicate what the community wants. In this case the most wise community wants all the CEXs to agree to illegally fix the price of USTC. I'll leave it to you to figure out if it will happen.

>>53557263
Thanks, nothingburguer then

>>53540700
Lol
Lmao even.

Sub 20 again (crying laughing emoji)
Once again bizlets will be left holding their peckers as they watch it crumble to 17 again

>>53557495
Getting dangerously close to liquidation, are we?

>ziggy prop passing
>open long on Ustc
>wait for news that it won’t work
>open short on ustc
Easy

>>53557632
>Suddenly, some autistic genius says it works
>Turbo pumps to new post-crash ATH.
>Shorts liquidated
>scamwicked AGAIN!

its over.. sell now

did some news drop?

Below 0.00018 before EOD.

>>53549048
Ayyyy, fr Fr playboi! These bitch ass lunc will moon fudders before no cap.o

>>53557702
See >>53557263

>>53557925
>frantically close shorts
Like broccoli top lunc will moon care, they fittin to dead ass hop on this bussin hype train lunc will moon. No cap cuz.

SHORT PRINTING MONEY
HAHAHAHAHA
LITERALLY FREE MONEY

yo wtf happened to ustc? what news

>number of 10m wallets continue to fall
>number of 100m wallet fell by 1
>everyone is selling
>except for one man
cz is buying
praise cz
this isn't even the real pump
this is still just accumulation for cz
wagmi

You fell for the $1 EOY meme again, don't you?

Shorts win again.

>>53558598
Sus af. $1 is fun. $100 EOY NO CAP

Nice exit pump