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daily reminder that calls pre FOMC tomorrow is the easiest money of the year so far.

>>53511743
BOILbros is it over?

>>53511752

>>53511752
long time periods
not using log scale
rookie mistake

Anyone have info on Braeburn Capital / Apple? Just now learning about it, is it like their own little (gigantically massive) in-house hedge fund? If so, how much of their worth is a result of that vs their products/services?

LESSSFUGGINGOOOOO

frenly reminder russian bears glow in the dark

>>53511752
imagine comparing free market 1929 to socialist fed controlled ponzi scheme in 2023

BOILS FREE FALLING

>>53511759
yes

The insane thing is VIX is so fucking low and calls on it are cheap, yet the premiums on puts and calls on spy are through the fucking roof.

How does that make any sense? Isnt the smart play just to long vix right now?

Baggot tongues my anus

I don't have any money left to buy rope with, what are some strong tensile strength materials I can find around to end the pain BOIL bros, I don't want to fail at this too

can this fucking market stop pumping

Bring forth the recession. As I enjoy my three egg omelettes.

Im making burritos, what should I put on them?

>>53511465
>tf first I've heard of [MSGM]
you need to find chat rooms with more serious traders who are actually paying attention. Nobody can spot everything but the right group together can get close

surely that was the bottom for nat gas

>>53511817
It will after fomc. This is the perfect time to short right now as the dump will be biblical.

if you really believe in a recession its time to buy gold stocks kek

>>53511756
Why

>>53511796
YOU'RE AS KOLD AS ICE
YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR LOVE

>>53511803
>How does that make any sense? Isnt the smart play just to long vix right now?
Buying VIX under 20 is a fucking steal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Me__M3N9Wc

>>53511818
17k divvies? christ, thats half my salary.

>>53511811
Piano wire. Look hard enough you can find a whole piano for free. Find Jesus though and you will get better results.

>>53511824
Oh shit that reminds me I have breakfast burritos in the freezer. It's gonna be a good start to the day.

>>53511803
IV on 30 day SPY options is actually relatively low at 17.5%. It's been over 30% multiple times in the last 12 months. Last time it was over 30 was October 12th fwiw

>>53511840
It’s a long game but well worth it.

2022 was an unusual year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG2Lse95HAc

>>53511796
Natgas is for homosexuals

>>53511877
just wait until mcdonalds reveals their bug mac in q3

>>53511594
>>53511880
>>53511890

Who else missed the generational bottom?

>>53511834
Well.. it's under $5 so... at least UVXY is.

>>53511869
>these are the thing that say we don't season our food and that white people have no culture

this has to be some kind of parody or a joke. then again they literally eat dirt and flies so im not surprised

Long or short amd?

>>53511791
> he thinks the crash of 1929 wasn’t caused by the FED
How naive are you?

MGAM get in

>>53511827
lol lmao, nowhere close to historical bottom, zoom out

Niggers are to blame for all my shortcomings.

>>53511818
how do I reach this level of divvy comfyness?

>>53511811
>there are people ITT who are bagholding soxl AND boil

>>53511803
my dude, we pumping to the moon

its FUCKING OVER bobros.. WE MISSED IT. WE MISSED FREE MONEY. IT'S NOT GOING DOWN. I HAVE ACCEPTED THIS LOSS. ITS OVER SO FUCKING OVER. THE RIDE WONT STOP WE WILL HIT ATH IN A MONTH AND IM JUST A OBSERVER. I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

God I wish I could invest in Publix. There’s this smoking hot mentally challenged bagger at my local publix.

>>53511912
You're in it. The fed still has 8Trillion to unload.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_lrrq_opng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-0x8AbUam8

I need money fast

Wegmans > Publix

>>53511948
nice false flag, fomc hasn't even started

>>53511869
Why doesn't he cut the slim jim in half, then the two halfs in half so he gets 4 little pieces with every slice? Is he retarded, or just plain stupid? Oh wtf is he doing? Nevermind, I get it now, he's fucking stupid.

i find it so hard to believe that we can keep pumping which is why it will happen.

>>53511963
5x leverage into MO tomorrow, they will have earning report and I doubt they will do bad

>>53511901
Based

>>53511963

Kek baggies

>>53511936
I wish I had a cat to dress up,

>>53511987
i thought it was 877-CASH-NOW

>>53511912
Unironically, zoom out. We're still there.

This is the last week to load up on SQQQ

>>53512021
lmao bers are so fucking retarded.

Anybody buy the SPOT breakout today?

>>53511936
Pick the companies that pay out a different month each quarter. If you get OHI, ET, and NSA for example you get some dividends every month. Keep adding to each company until you are getting about $333 from each company. Then (and this is important) find three more companies and repeat. Tweet plan to fit your own needs.

>>53511975
Hes making a full course nigger meal thats why

>>53511965
>Wegmans > Publix
Shut your mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU6g0y7livM

Been out running my business. Oh hello FUBO.....

>>53511975
Wow racist!

>>53512021
>SQQQ
Kek dude, inflation meme news is done with. Its cooling off, WW3 isnt happening, and supply shortages are priced in. Only going up from here.

There have been only 4 times in history where a down year is followed by another down year.

>>53512029
>report massive losses
>pumps

I don’t even know anymore

>>53512060
Post the other version

>>53512065
that does mean that it will be a straight up year though.

>>53511869
do you have any idea how many nervous system destroying chemicals that video shows being suggested?
eating that mess will taste "good" immediately, with the drug effects of the chemicals. within the hour you will be confused, less capable of helping yourself, and very likely disgruntled do to it.
Add a violent genome to that.

>>53512065
1,3,2,4

>>53512085
If its up you still buy. Thats still profit. Just not as much as before.

>>53512093
due

Where are my cheapies?

Sometimes I feel like we're at the end, and it's over.

>>53512011
That's the TV line they use to catch rubes. Call the official line for preferential rates.

>>53512116
TSN

>>53512065
All built for white breeding.

>>53512065
>brrrraaaaaaapp
>>53512129
>pffffft

>>53512065
this AI shit is getting too weird

>>53512093
I think people are missing the point. He's making a jail meal not something you would eat as a free man. We have goyslop for that. In prison everything they feed you is made to kill you by design.

And just like that, the bull market has been reactivated!

>>53512065
>WW3 isnt happening
uhhhh, you got a sauce on that? Biden is desperate to maintain his power, and he knows if he can get Putin to push us into another war he will be able to use the war as a rallying cry to maintain his power. His handlers know this, and are willing to sacrifice the lives of millions and millions of people to keep their puppet on the strings. Remember when ((they)) shut down the entire economy to get rid of Trump? You don't think they'll kill to maintain their control? You're so fucking wrong about this one.

thats it im done, im going team mumu. theyre just stringing along bears at this point while stealthily pushing up the market. by the time anyone notices, theyve missed the gains.

>>53512011
>>53511987
>>53512124
I used to work for JG Wentworth. They basically hire anybody and stick them on the phone and train people to get as little value out of their money as possible. I felt bad because I'd literally be convincing these poor fucks with no options left but to sell annuities and wrongful death payment for pennies. They'd get excited when they heard the amount they were getting but when you realized how bad they were ripping these fucks off it became really slimy and gross.

>look up stock market news live to have on as background sounds
>it's all CNBC Awaaz pajeets
what the heck? Are Indians just getting they poo covered hands over everything now? Does the trading floor smell like a curry house?

>>53512065
spy dropped -30% in 2009 and still ended the year positive

>>53512065
>It's rare so it can't happen
Kys faggot

>all of this bobo claiming capitulation when fomc hasn't even happened

You really love to lose money huh?

>>53512065
I'm buying up VIX and SQQQ
Always do opposite of what the crowd says. I look forward to seeing your pink faces.

Also white bitches 4 life

>>53512152
kek i single handedly pushed RIO to 53 to add on my position
maybe i'll do that again just for shit and giggles

>>53512183
that's a man

>>53512162
How are annuities a ripoff? They always sound too good to be true so I don't buy.

>>53512179
nothing ever happens

>>53512060
Is this the guy who died injecting silicone into his ballsack?

>>53512149
Europe literally declared war on Russia on live television
The UN declared war on Russia and the WHO is telling everyone to prepare for nuclear war. By all accounts ww3 wouldn't be happening, but the west is dead set on destroying the earth through nuclear fallout so it's gonna happen.

>>53512191
I actually didnt work in the annuities department, I meant structured settlements. So people who get payments monthly because of wrongful death or injury or w/e. Generally all fucked up people.

>>53512163
There weren't that many jeets last time I watched. Must be due to that whole Indian market fraud thing.

>>53512203
>Germany declared war on Russia
Only sovereign states can declare war, Germany is a US colony since 1945

>>53512183
the crowd is buying sqqq retard

>>53512221
and thats a GOOD thing

>>53512221
proofs?

>>53512191
JG Wentworth buys the annuity for like 60% of its value and then just collects.

what the fuck is this rally for? a 25 bp increase?

>>53512209
Whats so fucked up about them? I'm interested but youre not telling much ofna story about how slimey it all is.

Did they get miniscule payouts compared to JGs share? And how did that happen?

>>53512203
>Europe literally declared war on Russia on live television
Not my problem.

>>53512209
in other words if you're ever due one of these, get the lump sum?

>>53512232

>>53512234
Exit liquidity, just like every other pre FOMC pump

>>53512234
nobody knows what the fuck this clown market is doing makes no sense
probably buy the rumor sell the news or whatever maybe all time high next month who knows

>>53512233
So like, a family owns the annuity and sells it on the cheap just to get some cash up front?

I have a friend who sells annuities and he makes it sound like youre going to get like a million bucks in 20 years for like 100 bucks a month or something.

>>53512246
Why would funds buy SQQQ when they have that kind of capital? Shorting /NQ with giga big Dick leverage would yield higher returns.

>>53512221
>SQQQ
Volume 65,114,904
>TQQQ
Volume 101,733,770

considering that SQQQ is about twice the price of TQQQ, the volume of TQQQ is slightly lower than SQQQ for the same amount of money. so you are right.

>>53512243
Not yet. The US sent tanks to Russia which Russia basically took as an act of war because it pretty much is. It's only a matter of time before Russia turns up the heat on Ukraine and Biden starts drafting zoomers to die for Israel.

>>53512183
I FUCKIN LOVE BRAPHOGS BROS

>>53512183
THATS A MAN

>>53512237
We gave present value of the annuity, which of course was always weighted in JGs favor.

If you're set to recieve, say, $1 million over the next 10 years, JG would offer $200k for the whole settlement today. And then theyd just become the settlement holder and collect the payments.

I quit in early 2020 but I imagine inflation only made this worse. I heard cases of them offering as low as 10% of the value of the annuity. It gets worse the farther out it is too.

Its slimey because the people who are going to JG obviously have no options left and JG knows and capitalizes on this.

>>53511752
I wish

>>53511800
Why is the volume so goddamn high then

>>53512212
you must not redeem your sales sir I am begging of you most humbly not to sales sir the market is large most sacred cow market do not redeem the sale

>>53512276
>Biden starts drafting zoomers to die for Israel.
B U L L I S H

>>53512263
>So like, a family owns the annuity and sells it on the cheap just to get some cash up front?
Yeah, like your parents had one and they die, so you just liquidate it and get the cash up front.

>>53512298
because the shares are getting cheaper

Would it be wise to take ETF dividends to buy QYLD for the next few years?

>>53512314
JEPI

>>53512234
Zoom out and look at all the monthly "pivot" (copium) rallies last year. It's another one.
>0.25 increase is a "pivot"
We haven't reached the bottom. Jerome is going to let something go bust.

>>53512285
>Its slimey because the people who are going to JG obviously have no options left and JG knows and capitalizes on this.
Yeah, but if JG wasn't there they wouldn't even have an option at that point. JG is a fucking hero to these people.

>>53512322
some zombie companies are feeling the heat
you know who you are and we are coming for you

>>53512314
isn't QYLD a tax nightmare?

>>53512237
I believe the business model is to purchase someone’s insurance, lottery winning, or any other monthly payment they may be getting for a lump sum of cash. Of course it would be nowhere near what the person would receive it they budgeted properly and collected payments. Basically they prey on desperate people who who need a lot of cash up front and can’t get something sensible like a home equity line of credit.

>>53512065
About to have a fifth

BOIL?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

What's the best boomer stock and why is it DOLE?

>>53512341
Roth ira

>>53512330
JG also owns their top 3 "competitors", which is funny. We were told to refer them to Peachtree Financial on the phone if they got mad at our rate, and then Peachtree would just include like a $100 Amazon gift card bonus or something with the same offer.

We literally shared an office with the 2nd biggest structured settlement buyer because JG owned it all.

>>53512234
>what the fuck is this rally for?
literally nothing but the same old insiders, market makers, institutions, giant hedge funds, etc. manipulating the price in just the right way to suck in all of retail liquidity and also have retail liquidate all their hedges. It's being timed to coincide with the FOMC meeting then the dump will commence. Doesn't matter if it's 25 bps, 50 bps or even zero (obviously fat chance), there will be a dump. This has been winding up since October and it will be epic. Anybody holding long right now is going to get rekt especially all you 3x ETF suckers. The position to be in is cash. Period

I have fully loaded my portfolio with 395 spy puts expiring tomorrow. How dead am I?

whoops cant show that on a christian image board

>>53512276
Iran and israel is a more likely conflict

>>53512276
>which Russia basically took as an act of war because it pretty much is
US has been sending planes, rockets, ammunitions, etc for a year now. Suddenly tanks are crossing the line?

We won

>>53512349
It's an etf and its name is JEPI

>>53512276
>basically took as an act of war because it pretty much is.
No it isnt. Bears will create any stupid thesis to justify their positions.

>>53512276
Did they actually declare war or was it more like when you get denounced in Civ?

>>53512362
>the hedgies are coordinating against retail
go back to wsb retard, they are competing against each other, not coordinating with each other.

I REALLY need these TQQQ calls to print hard this week...

>>53512276
US/NATO had troops in Ukraine from the start, none of this shit matters

>>53512353
>Roth ira
Carry on then
But like >>53512321 said, JEPI might be better

>>53511776
Good question, Braeburn Capital seems pretty mysterious.
As of September 24, 2022, Apple's balance sheet showed $120.8 billion of marketable securities. That's a third of total assets ($358.2 billion).

BOIL BARONS THEY TRIED TO BURY US

>>53512392
War declaration is illegal

>>53512362
i will realize profits when lumber tanks and XLU rises significantly
not until that point
thank you for your concern

Tell me what Cramer says about FOMC and behold I will know what to buy
Matthew 7:13

>>53512396
kys retard you go back to wsb. Remember "hell is coming"? If you don't think hedge funds scheme agains retail you are delusional. They don't have to conspire together, they all have access to the same order flow data dipshit. They know when dumb money has bought in completely. The data is analyzed and when the model says dump they dump. Coordination is unnecessary when all the models are the same.
By the way dumb money is you. Enjoy holding your bags retard you have been warned

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT APPARENTLY IT IS BULLISH FOR NAT GAS

>>53512429
enjoy holding treasuries but not getting the return

>>53512367
you are about to get heemed fren...

Maybe this SKYT stuff isn't too bad. Financials - even if propped up by the government - look good. I've seen worse shit shilled here.
>>53512392
>Frederick Barbarossa
>Wearing armor from centuries later
Even video games don't want to make chainmail

>>53512419
>Cramer
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/27/cramers-week-ahead-fed-decision-on-wednesday-could-let-the-bulls-party-on.html
Sell everything

Why wont Overstock give me cheapies?

can someone give me a QRD on BOIL?

>>53512452
JUST FUCK MY HOROSCOPES UP CRAMER

>>53512442
I'm in cash obviously and when the data says retail has sold everything and splurged on soon to be worthless puts when we hit bottom here in the next couple of months or so I'll go all in equities again while /smg/ fills up with pink wojaks and bobo porn

>>53512357
Kek. How do I invest in this company?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How do i invest in the extinction of white people?

>>53512465
>The Fund seeks daily investment results, before fees and expenses, that correspond to twice the daily performance of the Dow Jones-UBS Natural Gas Subindex.

>>53512403
>JEPI
Shilled to much here, not going to get stuck holding bags

>>53512429
i didn't think you could make an even dumber post but you came through. stay poor

>>53512412
My BOIL is still underwater...

>>53512482
okay retard enjoy losing money

>>53512450
It's from Civ 6 what do you expect. I wanted Bismark from 5 but I didn't see any pics of the denouncement dialogue.

>>53512380
The tanks are a big deal because those tanks will BTFO Russia's tanks, so yeah sort of.

>>53512476

>>53512476
any AI company, like Buzzfeed.

>>53512486
mine is at break even

>>53512473
>he doesn't know

>>53512506
>green id
We're saved

>>53512521
I know the market will be down -5% by Friday. Cap this

>>53512495
I bought Civ 6 so excited after playing 5 for a long time. Bought it, played it once for maybe a couple hours and never touched it again. They really fucked it up and dropped the ball.

>>53512465
nat gas is appears to be on a huge dip but in reality the run up to $10 ng was the fake movement. people are trying to find the bottom of natgas because with leverage (BOIL) you can make huge gains because of the volatility.

>>53511743
Absolutely new stupid fucking moron faggot here.
Is it actually feasible (ie can be reproduced consistently) to start with $2,500 and get to a point where you can make between $50 and $100 a day? Is it possible to make $20-$30 swing trading with the same starting capital?

My 32% interest rate pay piggie made his first minimum payment

IQ test. Pick wisely.

>>53512540
Civ5 received a lot of hate on release but we didnt know how good we had it...

>>53512476
Nike, Yum Brands (KFC, Taco Bell) and whatever weed stock is profitable at the time

>>53512559
A
too easy

>>53512559
N ...err... A

>>53512551
learn breakout trading and be really good at it. Unfortunately this isn't the right market environment so expect to lose money while you're learning. First step is to look at a ton of stock charts for big breakout pumps and figure out why they happen so you'll be ready for the next one

>>53512569
a. the cube isnt moving at all so there is no reason why it should start moving once it enters the portal.
basic physics 101.

>>53512559
I don't even know what that is

Can I just copy someones options?
I'm scared of fucking up

>>53512540
I dunno, 6 was pretty cool. I liked using germany's superior production to colonize mars and shit.

>>53512559
but I refuse.

>>53512474
Sadly I think they're private: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J.G._Wentworth

>>53511743
huh

>>53512539
why, you post if it's not
bobos are the biggest cowards
if you are so certain then buy a put or something, anything
your position speaks louder than any reeeing you do on this japanese monkey hair braiding forum
you are scared
sad
many such cases

>>53512583
Well, I'm paper trading right now because I'm an absolutely new stupid fucking moron faggot. I've been taking notes from free trading information resources and whatnot, and I haven't found a community or a camp I can join that doesn't look like a scam or a money pit.

>>53512559
Neither. The block would show through he portal but wouldn't move. No one thinks of the fact that portals would also let gravity through also.

i sold my oil and bought CASH.TO with all my cash because im a pussy

i mean i can sell the CASH.TO at any time and not have to wait for funds to settle anyways, but im basically a cashgang pussy now collecting 5% on t that portion

>>53512540
>>53512569
I honestly don't remember the difference between them aside from the graphics, been a while since I've played either.
>>53512559
Jackie Chan.

>>53512622
look for qullamaggie on YouTube. Everything you need to know is there

>>53512559
a

>>53512604
sure go all in spy 410 calls expiring tomorrow, sell at 1:50PM EST

>>53512634
>qullamaggie
Sounds like a totally fucking faggot, but I'll give them a peek, thanks.

>>53512559
>move an object through space time
>vs
>move space time around an object

>>53512559
This would actually depend on the corresponding read-time, since equal and opposite reaction is a thing. Does the device read half items? At what speed is it able to translate? Is it time-space warp or teleportation.

>>53512604
Spy 390 exp 2/10

Diagosed schizo here. Wanna hear about a unknown pattern kiddos?

why do the jannies keep removing the ramsey posting threads lol

>>53512587
ngmi

>>53512677
Sounds like it might be liberating. Portends rarely make people happy in this world.

>>53512677
you bet your g_ddamn ass I wanna hear this

>>53512677
Not really but I can't imagine that would stop you.

>>53512690
This is funny on multiple levels.

half nothing, i just found out that half n half is mostly corn syrup
and i was under the impression coffee was good for me

>>53512685
>the real iq test was replying to the right post

>>53512618
My position is cash right now. My last shorts were in ES futures opened December 2nd and closed on Dec. 7th. I time my shorts based on VIX term structure, SPX IV and a little bit of price action. The setup isn't in play as of right this second but as soon as it is ill short. Maybe I'll miss it in which case I'll just flip long here in a couple of months when we hit the bottom. Having to have a trade on every second of every day is why you lose money by the way. just so you know

>>53512677
As long as you draw it in Paint, sure

>>53512658
>MCD posts better than expected results
>drops almost 3%
Can't win

>>53512481
It's just a dividend ETF anon, not a penny stock shitco

This market is crashing !!!! Crashing upwards into MY ASS! This market sucks dick. IN MY ASS!

OK, what's the best stock?

>>53512677
no thanks we are already full of schizo theories

>>53512719
sounding less sure of yourself now, maybe the market won't be -5% friday
if it was guaranteed then it would be an easy trade for a big brain like you

>>53512649
he made 100 million swing trading
>>53512758
okay stay long then. Sorry for your loss

>>53512557
>32%
You're almost as bad as those Western Sky injunjews

>>53512726
they also employ autists who tried to give anon a little more than 3-for-free yesterday

>>53512747
JEPI or SCHD for $100k+ and retard plays like SOXL until you make $100k+.

>>53512747
Fish stock has the most flavor

someone just paid 5 million for 300 QQQ calls.

>>53512735
>This market sucks dick. IN MY ASS!
Rocker?
>>53512747
>OK, what's the best stock?
Obviously TLRY

>>53512765
>he made 100 million swing trading
>sells the same $1 stock 100 million times
Guys guys, I made $100milion!

>>53512690
>>53512698
>>53512689
>>53512720

>>53512557
How do I get in on this?

>>53512765
>he made 100 million swing trading
Okay, most relevant question. What did he start with and was it a meme stock?

>>53512784
Only 30% success rate, still making money. You can't explain that!

>>53512788

>>53512726
>MCD posts better than expected results
every stock holder goes out to celebrate at miccy Ds
everyone gets the shits from their burger sauce and in a poop addled rage they sell their stocks in revenge
>drops almost 3%
such is life is great satan that is these united states of israel

>>53512782
Someone else sold those calls and received 5 million, whats your point

>>53512788
>"It and that are signifiers for distinction"
>1=is
>2=that
Uh, you okay bud?

>>53512788
>>53512813
How do i profit from this????

just sold a lego minifig i got in a bag at goodwill for $55, what stock should i buy to keep the gravy train rolling

*ahem*
focus

>>53512788
>>53512813
Yes I see it now extremely interesting and makes perfect sense. Thank you for sharing your knowledge with us, now can you please go back to taking your medication on time?

>>53512822
no, its more like a bunch of different bots sold those calls so there wasnt anyone really on the other side of the trade.

We are so lucky for this once in a lifetime generational dip opportunity on natural gas

>>53512836
either EVOP or GSHD
highest P/E ratio i could find

Which companies have the best CEOs?

>>53512796
He started with like 5k and blew up a couple of times in 2011 I think. Day traded breakouts and made some money then switched to swing trading breakouts. In 2019 he was up to 3 million then in 2020/2021 he got it up to over 30 million. Going long then short GME did add a bit to that so a little bit of meme stock shenanigans however he traded GME according to his swing trading principles. As of the end of 2022 he was at 100 million. He has no paid service but has made quite a few videos explaining exactly how he makes his trades. Also he live streams trading on twitch sometimes. There are chat room links in his profile where people trading his strategy get together. His site is https://qullamaggie.com.. He says he doesn't charge anything cuz why charge when he makes so much money trading. makes sense. He dunks hard on other gurus that do charge

>>53512794
Peer to peer lending. I use prosper

>>53512871
disney :^)

>>53512788
Brainlet here can someone explain

>>53511916
Lol it's made in jail

>>53512859
Phoneposters deserve the bullet

>>53512559

The cube cannot suddenly stop moving. Conservation of momentum which was imparted to the portions of the cube sticking through the portal.

B

Ofc the meme is that this violates the shit out of physical laws so both are wrong but w/e.

>>53512872
Very nice. Watching his first video. Just wish it wasn't 4 minutes of silence.

>>53512894
yeah production values are shit probably cuz it isn't a business. When he gets into it you'll see the quality is in the information. Dude is legit

>>53512847
I WILL be doing business with some of those companies some day when I make it
WAGMI

>>53512885
It's complicated with words

>>53512861
holy shit, how does that even happen

Where's the crash lol

>>53512885
It's nothing. Or everything. Something like that.

>>53511743
>mfw I made more money betting in politics (House of Rep, Brazilian election, Czech election) than through stock market.

Why do I even spend time in this thread

>>53512923
we received the literal bottom signal yesterday when one anon posted their prolapsed anus

Been spending most of last year
Livin' in a Bobo's paradise
Been spending all year
Eating Bobo's shit
Keep spending our time in the Bobos Red Shit
I can't live a normal life, because of Bobo's shit
So now it's finally time for Bobo to eat his own shit.

We now living in Mumus Green Paradise.

>>53512847
Holy shit, I commited sexual harassment at some of those companies!

>>53512923

>>53512930
you could have easily turned brazilian election knowledge into stock gains

>>53512882
>>53512882
What happens in the event of default/non payment?

>>53512930
>Why do I even spend time in this thread
For the scintillating conversation.

>>53512683
Dave made they/them sell their cars.

>>53512813
>>53512788

they pump it into the very last minute so you have no time to short.
then they'll announce a special options closing tomorrow because of the volatility

no one expects him to raise it by 25

this pump is extremely bearish.

>>53512813
>>53512788
I-Is there a third note?

>>53512788
Help me out, do you think I'm best reading this from bottom, top, middle? And should I read left to right or right to left?
How much math have you taken, because this isn't schizo, imo, it's dealing with number theory, and with the use of shapes, looks like you're getting into electromagnetism.

>>53512811
>only 30% success rate
he places stop orders. you never clarified gross or net.
>>53512853
Shut up you punk ass bitch, go back to pretending that the books you read about people will explain your fear of not being big enough. Talk like that again and I'll flatten your nose, again, you beta shit smelling ass-leaking faggot with no chin.

>>53512847
wednesday thursday friday are either going to be journey to the center of the earth or mega pump

I unsubscribed from mannarino's newsletter and yet I still get them...

>>53512977
>he places stop orders. you never clarified gross or net.
I wasn't even talking about him.

>>53512836
I’d go back to goodwill and find more minifigs. Which one was it fren?

>>53512794
>>53512882
>>53512949
Bumping. I want to be a p2p jew.

>>53512965
Youre right, based on what hes shown so far, there is an important conclusion that has yet to be made.

>>53512981
I think you can sue him for that
Good luck collecting, but could be fun

>>53512981
You gave up, but he hasn't given up on you, Lion.

>>53512559
It's A because the inside of the portal is its own frame of reference and isn't not accelerating.

>>53512963

Not yet.

But soon.

>>53512981
interesting I subscribed but I never got it. I thought it was a scam to send me fishing mails. Wich I get alot...

>>53512410
Interesting, thanks anon

>>53512892
The cube is not accelerating. What is accelerating is the portal and the frame the portal is sitting on.

>>53512950
I tried on Banco Bradesco and ITAU thinking that they were surge with a Lula win but they both dropped.

There's no more politics for half a year (Turkey and Finland are next) so I'm having to move back to swinging stocks

How am I losing money on a put and call wtf

>>53512882
What happens if the loan isn’t fully funded?

>>53512747
MNST, objectively speaking

>>53513019
Bradesco dropped because they did poorly in last quarter, I think. You should have gambled on Petrobras, it was incredibly obviously that it would go down with Lula victory
Banks like Banco Bradesco can still surge as Lula was good to banks in the past, but that is a longer game

>>53513015
Except that it is materializing into the space on the other side with a momentum from the mass pushing the mass in front of it so it can materialize.

>>53513038
I hold wallmart. Wallamart has out preformed everything since 2020. I also hold SPY and DIA.

>>53512981
Subscriber him to your YouTube channel

>>53513021
lel
i lost money on a pfizer put even though it opened down 1.5%

>>53512949
You lose out unless the debt collectors finally collect. Mitigate this by only investing the minimum in each loan. Luckily prosper requires atleast a 640 credit score and you can see the brood owners credit history before you invest

>>53512981
>unsubscribed
b-but muh central banks and the "enslavement of mankind"...

>>53511818
Care to post folio? Please.
Also how much after taxes?

People are buying SOFI.
They will be profitable by the end of the year.

>>53513032
After it reaches 70% prosper funds the remainder. Every note I’ve invested in has been funded

>>53512981

>>53513048
No that isn't how portals work.
Also, again >>53513003.
You can actually, sort of, do this shit in the game and will get the same results. Also also, again, even if it was materializing there is no momentum ushing the cube at all because the reference frame of the inside of the portal is not itself moving.

>>53512872
so how many millions have you made following his advise?

Q confirmed market will go down soon, ww1wga, stand back and stand by, 2 more weeks.

>>53512776
>asked for the best stock
>responds with 3 etfs

>>53513013
im unironically looking into emmigrating to south america just for the monkey madness
sick of this dystopian mouse experiment shit

>>53513015

As it transitions to a new frame of reference it does yes (or the parts sticking through at least). The moving portal imparts the energy to it.

This is also why if the portal was moving fast enough it would rip apart anything passing through. It's worth remembering that if you're ever confronted with a portal moving towards you: toss a woman or jew in first to see what happens.

Lmao BOILtards getting stop hunted all day long and just keep going

>>53512747
CELH, look at monster over 20 years. The most boring/unlikely stock is most likely to go 1000x over a long enough time frame. Also look at papa johns

>>53513061
>"Invest" in 2-5 year personal loans
So, am I able to sell my "position" in the loan whenever, take my interest gains and bounce?

new
>>53513142
>>53513142
>>53513142

>>53513098
I've done alright

>>53513143
no
and look at your recourse when your own personal golem stops making payments

>>53513041
Tbh I don't know enough about Brazil to make educated assumptions. I fell for the meme that Lula was going to be good for the whole stock market there.

Though I did well on Italian longs following Meloni's win.

>>53512913
So if the Unity is the creation, where exactly does the spirit realm beyond the conscious boundary come into the equation?

>>53513114
> The moving portal imparts the energy to it.

No it doesn't because nothing is actually touching the cube. Nothing INSIDE the portal is accelerating. Therefore, no conservation of momentum is achieved.

>>53512622
>portals would also let gravity through also
why?
>>53513093
It would have to be

>>53513075
Here all the dividend paying stocks. Since my earned income is $0 I pay little to no taxes each year. I also try and offset my realized gains with a bit more in losses but I rarely sell anything. Last year I had to payback my stimulus checks because of my net worth. I also have rental properties that were bought with cash so I do pay property taxes. The final cheat code was to move to third world Balkan country where the standard of living is cheap and I can continue to invest.

>>53513232
>he doesn't know

>>53512029
No but my FIGS and LAC pumped hard today :)