/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for fuck mumus

BOIL

BABA puts are going to print tomorrow. Already down 10% in Hong Kong market. Did you listen?

CuM iN aNiMe
bUy SoXl

Women owe me dividends.

first for jewtube autism
>https://youtu.be/cvI66aSQ71s

Uranium

>>53493074
methane

https://vocaroo.com/1bBVJ5BgtdOg

What stocks for an Iran gets curbstomped into the stoneage bet?

>>53493076
Good morning ser!

>>53493074
Must impregnate....,,,,,.

>>53493082
Short defense as world peace would be achieved. Also is Aramco publicly traded? No right? Otherwise the GUSH geishas would be shilling it.

>>53493040
>Did you listen?
Chyna assblasted me far too often last year. I'm never trading any of this ADR bullshit ever again but looking at almost -3% HSI it will be a good day for you, probably

>>53493087
>>53493076
GOOD MORNING SIIRRRRZ

Long all blood minerals and import fabrics!

>>53493095
Oil price would explode especially us producers right. They would missile and drone a lot of infrastructure and trade would stop for a bit in m.e.

Pretty sure you can get drafted up to 38 years old, other than that good vid Rocker.
See you on the frontlines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0AxrOUJ62E

I have a negative networth and I give financial advice here.

>>53493120
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk4X9ACtw

>>53493120
sex

>>53493120
my credibility = im green for the year so basically im james simmons.

>>53493116
>>53493120
>>53493107
>>53493096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLTlH7KB0Xk

>>53493120
Overall I have only lost money trading stocks and I give lots of advice here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8

C21 Investments Inc CXXIF 0.24 0.00 30
Dalrada Financial Corp DFCO 0.13 0.00 11
Ealixir Inc EAXR 5.30 0.00 248
Fantasy Aces Daily Fantasy FASDF 0.00 0.00 --
First Physicians Capital Gr FPCG 1,025.00 0.00 --
FVI Fondo De Valores Inmobi FNDOY 10.30 0.00 --
Givbux Inc GBUX 2.33 0.00 --
Golden Matrix Group Inc GMGI 3.17 0.00 113
Kronos Advanced Technologie KNOS 0.01 0.00 --
Manaris 2010 Corp AVNY 0.00 0.00 --
Ophir Resources Co SUFF 0.00 0.00 --
PGI Inc PGAI 0.03 0.00 0
Pine Valley Mining Corp PVMCF 0.01 533.33 --
Previsto International Hold HLOI 0.00 0.00 --
RINO International Corp RINO 0.02 0.00 --
Sovereign Exploration Assoc SVXA 0.00 0.00 --
Victor Mining Industry Grou VMTG 1.90 0.00 --
Universe Average

Small Modular Reactors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCynyt9z8CQ

>>53493116
you cant get drafted if you own an AR15

earnings bros it will be a big week for some gambling
AMD (Tuesday), AMZN + AAPL on Thursday
and to give volatility some extra juice we have FOMC on Wednesday

>>53493197
wait we even have AMZN + AAPL + GOOG after hours reporting same day

>>53493197
I don't do business with any of these companies

>>53493197
I'm curious to see if AMZN earnings will be shit or not. I heard that even prime day sales and holiday shopping was crap in Q4 but we'll see.

>>53493197
Might be time for one of the bumpiest crabs ever

5x short BABA at open?

>>53493234
if this week ends with a crab I'll eat my dick and start trannyposting

>>53493239
if we keep crabbing upwards my leveraged bear etf positions will kill me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=564u39PJfUI

>>53493270
kino

>>53493248
there will be no crab
hang seng session ends with around -3% after their holiday season
not a good sign for mumus to start the week, especially after line went up for 4 straight weeks

>Nasdump futures

>futures

>>53493152
are they companies you know about, or are they products you believe in? economics is more behavior, finance is more numbers you know?
i would really be the kind of guy to own a bunch of shares of marlboro and hustler any day of the week. i'd also be the kind of old man shitting on tech stocks literally everyday until i die just because the ceo donated money to the wrong fucking charity.

i mean think about it. if any of the advice here was accurate there could be a method of analyzing the movement of all information on here during a timeframe where money is hardly an issue, but the command lines are all whatever the fuck we say.
>https://youtu.be/QIacthT6c84

>friday was the time to short ARKK
I was only 2 weeks early

>>53493345
is he ok

>>53493381
He wasnt wearing shoes so he will be fine. Might take a decade for him to recover though

huh the bear algos are going hard today. entire index opened red

>>53493032
>>53493076
I was about to console you guys and say "hey, at least natural gas can't go negative" but, no, it runs into the same pipeline/forced delivery problems as oil did during COVID.

my SOXL 11p's are going to be ITM today I can feel it

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>53493470
i will keep dcaing into leveraged ETFs and you cannot stop me

>>53493470
yeah they are the 2 assets which went negative lol

imagine being a pro and trading at negative price lol

>>53493470
Yes but remember it only goes negative on expiration, so just don't hold futures that are about to expire (you'll still get fucked by contango though when you rollover).

>futures

>mfw Amerimumus are going to wake up and their Mumuphoria will suddenly give way to panic

>>53493470
I am also getting my anus torn to pieces on natgas.

Boy oh boy... this HAS to stop. Shouldn't there be a goddamned floor around here somewhere? Fuck's sake.

>>53493524
>natgas
>otherwise known as the widowmaker
yeah... shits a wrecking ball

Everybody relax we're not finished returning to normal yet. There's lots more retail suckers to trap still, go ahead and buy.

>>53493524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Pq5zKEi_g&t=1403s

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg_uO8o6BJ4

hot damn bros revisiting smooth jazz as an adult... fuck this stuff is so good... this is going on a loop for me while i trade. fantastic, absolutely fantastic and wonderful stuff

>>53493540
>>53493524
i heard natural gas is comfy during summer, but awful during winter

>>53493587
>Kenny G
lmao, git gud noob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbsbqkgzxWM

>hot Spanish inflation

>>53493604
damn this is good anon, added to the list. you know revisiting music i thought was big cringe growing up, this stuff just hits differently now

>>53493524
>i bought boil at 35

the braps suffocated me............

>>53493631

>China giga red
>EU red
>US futes red
will be a good day

>>53493676
Spanish inflation was a nice beat (5.8% instead of 4.7%) and the same is probably going to be true for much of Europe, which is overall rather bearish.

>>53493687
serious question though, who cares about european inflation?
how does that affect american stonks

>>53493694
40% of sp500 earnings are international, so inflation + recession in europe would hurt corporate profits

>>53493694
Forcing more EU rape hikes might be bearish for DXY?

>>53493707
huh didn't realize it was that high. heil hitler
>>53493712
meh kinda but cleveland fed is already forecasting 0.6 cpi for january?
if that were to happen the dot plot would go bananas

>>53493694
>why would something that happens in one market affect another
if yuro inflation stays hot despite the Euro recently outperforming the dollar, that means yuro inflation is gonna stay strong which isn't a good sign for American inflation. And if American inflation doesn't just go away you can expect more of Jerome's bepis.

>ARKK -2.77% PM
I'm gonna get unheemed in a second

>>53493032
>>53493639
Oh damn, that sucks, I hope BOIL goes down to $4

>>53493540
>>53493524
>>53493470
>>53493032
>>53493639

I boughted natgas. Its been ass rape so far. I hope it doesn't go down anymore.

>>53493712
Are you saying EU rape hikes would make the Euro stronger? I don't see how...

ARKK SISTERS WHY LINE GO DOWN NO NEWS???????

>>53493767
thats exactly how it works anon, the main driver of currency strength is higher country interest rates, the US hiked first so the dollar got strong quickest, now its reversing as other countries hike

Is muh lil Coinbase gonna go down?

>>53493767
Because you can convert your dorra to euros (LUL) and keep it in a deposit account and earn risk free returns.

>>53493822
So if the market gets a bearish/hawkish surprise from FOMC then DXY should pump due to expecting higher for longer US rape hikes?

>>53493835
yeah, the dollar could resrengthen if jpow keeps raping us

>>53493832
I see, that makes sense.

>>53493841
https://www.investopedia.com/carry-trade-definition-4682656

>>53493767
more rate hikes -> higher interest rate -> more return on ...interest.. yeah shocking right?
now imagine investors buying high interest currency against their low interest currency, you bag the difference

>>53493865
I understand, but wouldn't that make shit currencies with higher interest rates stronger?

uh guise the futures are going vertical again

Bullbros did we get too cocky? Maybe line doesn’t just go up forever

>>53493872
turkey has 9% interest rates, but 64% inflation
it's about relative strength.

It's over (again (this time is for real)).

>>53493872
because you still want to make a return and not invest in a shithole who may not even pay back their debt?
you borrow money with low interest and buy on high interest market to make a return on the difference on interest but it's simplified because it's not a "sure way" to make money

>>53493872
its about risk, higher interest rates are actually demanded/negotiated because investors see those countries are riskier(you could loan money and lose it)

Who cares this dip is just going to get slurped instantly.

>>53493897
it had to start going down after pumping without pause for days at some point

Kek baggies

>>53493902
So if yuro inflation rises but ECB rape hikes don't rise to match then real interest rates go down and EUR goes down too for lack of interest in a carry trade, right? So it's good for DXY?

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

>rejected
>rejected
>rejected
>rejected
>rejected
>rejected
Boomers tell me to get a wagie cagie job but they don't hire, what do they mean by this?

Who bought SPY at $408? Come on, don't be ashamed! FOMO can happen to anyone!

>>53493977
I can imagine TA tards buying because muh line was broken
they will adjust it today (again)

think i'll have time to buy SQQQ on the cheap or has the ship already sailed when it inevitably gaps up?

>>53493969
Nobody is actually hiring right now unless it's the standard shit jobs with astronomic turnover rate that will always be hiring and firing people on a daily if not hourly basis. Jobs are being cut, and companies are advertising that they're hiring so they have a massive pool of candidates to choose from so that when the economy actually does take a serious downturn and not the largely fake and gay one that's happened thus far, they have the pick of the litter and don't have to worry about paying people what they're worth as they'll all be desperate. Unless you're a creme de la creme hire you're not getting picked right now, and depending on what you apply for not even then unless it's critical.

The only thing I'm sure of is that AI is going to get bigger and bigger and the only way to survive in that landscape is to invest in GPU production chain, from tsmc to nvda and maybe intc if raj can pull a rabbit out of the hat

>>53493987
I'm applying to wagiest of minimum wagie jobs. Its over and its all jews fault.

>>53493994
anon they are rate hiking because they literally want to cool off growth, slow demand so people stop spending on shit and companies have to actually try to be profitable after 15 years of free money
AI is the future on the next growth cycle, now we have some painful years ahead (for mumus)

>>53494027
I'm thinking intel is low enough to get in now
the gibs that they got from the the chips act will materialize in a few years for their gpu division
once intel starts binning gpus in the US, they will have the only gpu production that is immune to geopolitics
everyone else is binning in korea and taiwan, not exactly the most stable regions
also the USA is more water secure, the taiwan drought really slowed down the field

2023 to intel is what 2013 was to nvidia, intel is going to the moon

>>53493994
AI will make their own gpu company

>>53493977
I bought every month for the past 5 years, will continue to do so. Very green still.

>>53493994
>>53494027
glad im invested in AMD then, feels good. might buy more today.

any anons figure out how to use Generative AI to make money yet? I'm really interested in it but have no idea how to get started or how to make money with it after learning it. It's kinda crazy to think that all of our art and programming is going to be coming from AI soon. no more musicians, no more graphical artists, no more coders, just AI.

>>53493074
Name ?

>>53493969
They want you to do it for free

>>53493707
Who is she?

>>53494063
how about INTC stays flat for the next years until investors have more confidence in their "5 year roadmap"? AMD is eating their lunch (market share) literally.
it's the definition of a value trap where you might think it's so cheap it's a easy buy, but instead you locked up your money for 0 return, and no even with divies it's a bad investment

>hot Italian PPI

>>53494162
that's why im writing puts until IV goes down.

>DXY

gm coffee bros

Powell is going to fistfuck the markets on Wednesday. 50bps is the only way the Fed can maintain credibility, and they're going to maintain it.

>>53494208
they already projected 25bps but schizo market thinks 2 (two) 25bps and we're done while Jpow will repeat muh higher for longer and will do a third (3) 25bps hike. they will repeat it on Wednesday and the market will have a heart attack.

It's begun.

my id will dictate if today is green or red
also buy airbus.

>>53493008

Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/414195043

>>53494283
go back

>>53494282
>rgb(146, 4, 114)
Red wins

>futures
Yes - let's fuck already. I'm short and ready.

>>53494130
I might agree with art but AI will not replace programmers.
it's like you get shit boilerplate code from a codemonkey in India and you're the one edit it to make it actual useful in production

>>53494311
>I might agree with art

Bulls are so fucked. Guess we’ll finally get our first limit down day this bear market on CPI day

>yields

ETN considered as comolex products?

>>53494322
>pic
I don't get it
have you seen [current year] AI art?

How many times do I have to tell you that anytime we reach the 200 day moving average the market takes another leg down?

Bobros is it finally time to short ?

>>53494361
that's weird cause we have been going up since october

>>53494361
Mumus don't get it, the higher they go above 200 SMA the more bullish they get, even those who claim to be contrarians do this, and everytime it ends in reversal.

>>53494355
Probably because people constantly confuse them with ETFs.

>>53494358
>"As far as I know, algorithms don’t feel," he wrote. "Data doesn’t suffer. ChatGPT has no inner being, it has been nowhere, it has endured nothing."
>"Writing a good song is not mimicry, or replication, or pastiche, it is the opposite," the singer wrote. "It is an act of self-murder that destroys all one has strived to produce in the past."
>Cave acknowledged that although it may seem like he's taking "all this a little too personally," he can't help but take affront to what he considers an algorithmic mockery of his work, which necessarily requires him to eviscerate a part of himself to put words to paper.

Lol. Lmao, even. Imagine seething this hard.

>>53494358
to call it ai in the first place is a massive meme, it's just an algo slapping together images from a library of other people's creations; i have seen what it can do and it's really not impressive, and i have a background to know that the majority of big companies that rely on art have no interest in ai because it removes a massive aspect of free marketing that they get with human made art, and the cost of hiring artists is nothing for a company because most companies will let the arists keep the rights and make money from selling prints and shit, which again just serves as free marketing again

what ai is now, including the chat side of things, is no different to existing creations we had over a decade ago; i even remember being in irc and having friends that made similar algos that would answer you and interact and learn from what was said in the irc

but this sort of thing really impresses brainlets that don't have any awareness of these industries, it's blown way out of proportion due to the current internet's reactionary state; you'll notice most professional artists either don't talk about ai at all, or specifically talk about the legality of it, they don't actually care that it exists because they know there's nothing to be concerned of outside of some meme company using their creations without approval, it's purely a copyright argument and nothing more

reminder: ai doesn't "draw", it's just grabbing a ton of images and combining them, that's why it has such massive flaws because it doesn't know the shapes that go into creating something, it just knows the name (tag) of something; you can request an arm and it'll go "cool here's 500 images of an arm" but it isn't going to be stylised properly or anatomically correct because it doesn't know anatomy or style

>>53494368
So it seems

VIXbros we're back

Now

>Japan CPI HOT/rising
>Australia CPI HOT/rising
>Spain CPI HOT/rising

Do you think Jerome is going to destroy his legacy being dovish into this FOMC when the writing is on the wall for US CPI to rise from here? Do you really think he’ll purposefully make himself a laughing stock to pump your -27% portfolio?

“Soft landing” is predicated on dead inflation. Inflation instead has bottomed. All while retail swarm in to buy buy buy

>>53494358
>have you seen [current year] AI art?
I proompt 24/7

I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING IN TO KOLD

>>53494378
MUH LINE MUH LINE!!!!!!!1

>>53494409
where do you see this graph? And what's "buy interest" exactly?

>>53494422
Another very insightful post from a mumu

>>53494423
I think he means "buy curious"

>>53494403
Vix won't be allowed to reflect what it actually should be until it stops getting fucked with via options. I watch it happen every morning, how the RSI is carefully manipulated with calls and puts to keep it within whatever range whoever controls it wants it to be in. Until that stops being possible, clown market will continue and it'll just be more gigacrabbing and everyone getting heemed unless they're a crab also. Now, when it does break, watch the fuck out and pray you are short prices and long volatility. But that could be years from now or literally today during market hours or tomorrow before open.

>>53494420
this is the boil bottom bros..................braps are back on the menu

>>53494431
are you implying posting about the 200 SMA, a technical indicator a toddler could understand, is insightful in any way? it's literally just a line that tells you how it's been trading

>>53494402
Style tags exist and work so you are incorrect about AI art not being stylized, if there are enough samples it can consistently replicate the style.
Also one thing you are missing is that people who can edit images but are not good enough to draw on their own are suddenly on artist tier because they can just proooompt the AI and then edit whatever errors the Ai makes by their hand, pretty much any fag who regularly does say text cleaning in doujinshi can reasonably fix up the fucked up fingers of AI.

There are also people with 6 or 7 digit followers just making or posting AI art so there is clearly a demand for it and they are making money from it even if companies are sleeping on it

Anons, is this finally it? This week is the start of the next market crash? I hope so.

>>53494445
How much do I need to pay for a cute girl to give me her natural gas all over my face?

>SPX -1.00%
we did it

>>53494466
>Style tags exist and work so you are incorrect about AI art not being stylized
that is my point nigger, it's stylised if you go "hey copy this guy's art", to which it's a copyright problem and shows the ai isn't actually ai at all, just an algo
>There are also people with 6 or 7 digit followers just making or posting AI art so there is clearly a demand for it
yes from zoomers and lazy fags that are circlejerking each other in hopes of making money from nothing, we saw the same shit over the nft nonsense; the world is much bigger than circlejerks on twitter anon

>>53494402
I don't know shit about art or the industry but I can imagine it for landscape stuff like you have for e.g. games on procedural generated maps, just more powerful by describing in actual words.
now the "artist" just needs to tweak here and there and you've some "original content"

>>53494480
I saw some amateur jap porn with a 20 y/o prostitute and they payed her 50k yen

lol, lmao

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1619824473808715777

>>53494499
that is a better argument towards it and professionals have mentioned it might go in that direction to which it's just another tool like digital drawing tablets were; but it still falls into the same issues of copyright and where it's getting its examples from in the first place, if you need to feed the algo with images and concepts, then in its current state you still need artists to create the examples, to which then wouldn't it still be faster to just hire an artist?

fed only going to raise rates 25bp this week, they've given up on fighting inflation

>>53494522
>then in its current state you still need artists to create the examples, to which then wouldn't it still be faster to just hire an artist?
until you have enough sample sizes to shuffle through new generated content until you're satisfied and/or you have your baseline. that's definitely faster than hiring multiple artists at this stage

>>53494515
I hope they didn't end up damaging the equipment by fucking with it like that.

One of the reactors at Takahama nuclear reaction plant just stopped working. I'm shorting nuclear energy kek

What do you think hinterbergs hooker budget is after claiming 70 billion from adani? Curious how short they were

>>53494540
but we fall back to the copyright issue again, you'll forever need to keep updating the library based on whatever new thing you're going to create, but who owns the rights to the original creations? and then for something like 3d worlds you'd need to ensure it's all optimised and suitable for whatever you're using as an engine

also given many artists ensure they keep rights to sell prints and such, it means they might accept a slightly lower price for the creation in the first place (assuming freelance), but if you don't keep the rights, then they're going to charge massive amounts

>>53494514
Japanese women love sex
But need couple chu his

>>53494515
those retards deserve it

Feels great. I bought NVDA pits and started receiving my loan payments

uhoh stinky

>>53493008
i told you all not to get involved in that
>>53463468
>>53463468
i told you what happens when you get that exuberant
>>53463468
>>53463468

BRAPHOGS WTFWT??????????

>>53494572
I don't think copyright is an actual issue? AI doesn't just use the imagine in it's original state but changes shape, colors etc..? can't copyright that

>>53494420
I don't know if you're saying this unironically or to pump your BOIL shares

AI is limited greatly by its input. So all the art AI you see is just a better looking version of whatever coomers and artists were drawing for centuries. Ai is not creative, nothing original will stem from AI. People who take AI seriously are people dont understand high school maths, ie women and leftists

This is fucked up. My calls are going to get blown up at the open.

>>53494639
it's a massive issue anon, there are already lawsuits because of this; the ai isn't creating anything, it's taking someone's existing art and placing it on top of another person's art, to the point where in many creations there have been artist's signatures visible in the "ai" creations

imagine you take a photograph, you own that photograph, now someone else layers your photograph on top of another photographer's image and now claims it's their own creation and wants to try to profit from it

its only going to get more fucked up
because all the 0dte calls that were pushing the market up all last week is now going to turn into demand for 0dte puts that push the market down this week

>>53494654
Kek baggie

>>53494654
You may be hooked.

Linebros... we're so close...

baggies waking up one at a time and seeing what transpired overnight and imagining their blood pressures going up and having minor or even major cardiac events is very pleasing

>>53494716
Good job I didn't buyed Coinbase on Friday.

>>53494668
>0dte options move the market
kek. if anything they pin it

if options are like crack, what are futures?

>>53494732
coke

>>53494716
you the same guy who shorted FTSE as it rallied 25%?

>>53494726
the last 6 trading days were nothing but a gamma event driven by irregular options trading
go have a look at the contract sizes
also yes 0dte options move the market when the amount of 0dte calls being bought is that high
though it works the same ultimately with any calls

idiot buys spy calls > mm sells them to them >> mm hedges that negative delta by buying spx futures

>>53494716
god i cant wait for wagies to watch the market limit down

>>53494748
based short, the uk deserves to crash

>>53494732
What drug do algos take?

>>53494759
Ritalin

>>53494654
>he bought calls
>he held them after this run of Mumuphoria
You were never gmi. Assume crabbing.

>>53494654
Thank you and shalom : )

>>53494732
Cocaine, keeps you up 23 hours a day.

>>53494496
I mean it is not really "hopes" of making money at that point, they ARE making money.
Even if you are just a small time scrub with say 10,000 followers if just 100 of those 10,000 become your paypiggies that constantly throw money at you then you will be already getting a fair amount of money for incredibly little effort (compared to being an actual artist who has to put a lot more time into drawing from scratch)
If you got any degree of image editing knowledge then AI art is just free money, and make no mistake, people are throwing money at AI art and that number is only going to increase.

very bullish

>>53494770

>EU10Y +4%
heh

im glad i have a robinhood account so i know when the top is truly in when they send out their monday morning emails

>>53494769
>they ARE making money.
you're oblivous to the reality that you can make money doing anything if you create a circlejerk of people trying to make it; again the nft example is great because the same thing happened there: everyone wanted to make it even if it meant throwing money at others to get more followers/eyes on their own grift

followers/money doesn't mean global appeal, it just means there's a community of grifters each trying to leech from each other

Imagine if they just slurp the dip at open and slowly keep slurping all day until it close slightly green, that will finally break my mind and make me leave the stock market forever

>>53494780
We already had our soft landing. This is just all natural organic growth market now.

>>53494770
>almost tripled in 20 years
nice

>>53494787
to be fair the market only being down like what 25% or whatever in 2022 is pretty soft compared to whats to come

>>53494770
i forgot the debt ceiling thing is going to also be a great fear driver even if it doesnt really matter because america can always just print more money forever

>>53494770
>>53494789
amazon has multiplied their debt even more than that from 2000->2023

does that mean amazon is in trouble?

>>53494806
wellllll
look where interest rates are now
debt is now more expensive
a lot of companies that cant survive without literal free money are going to die this year
bbby is only the beginning

>>53494777
czecked

>>53493074
KING
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URANIUM IS THE FUTURE

>>53494806
we're paying more interest on our debt than our military budget, holy shit, I can't believe someone is this stupid

Huh BOBROS ? futures are healing..

>>53494783
last week's msft dump followed by ending green convinced me that the only purpose of dips is for big institutions to slurp at a discount and scare off smalltime traders. the whole thing's fake and gay, there's no point fighting it

>>53494770
I wonder what would JPOW say if someone showed this pic to him? American got jewed

>>53494831
just another hook on the downslope

>>53494823
and how much does the US govt receive in interest debt from other countries?

>>53493575
interesting thx anon

im feeling like green candies today

All in on puts but might still lose money bc they are so short dated and far OTM. I have the Friday 389p and also the the Friday 394/391 spread

BOIL sisters...

>>53494783
We had a day like that last year. Started -3% to end the day +3%.

>>53494856
None you retard, the FED is a private bank. Do you even understand how our economy works? Do you understand what the world bank and IMF are?

>>53494877
BOIL is the new SOXL


and i am HOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED

>>53494782
The difference is that unlike NFTs, AI art shit won't be fading away and turning into irrelevance, rather I see the opposite. NFTs always had a very large segment that has been shitting on it especially among normalfags and the disillusionment has only increased with time.

Whereas the reaction to AI art has been overwhelmingly positive among normalfags and most of the malcontents are artists or hardcore moralfags.
The reason why AI art and AI generated content in general will stay around is because people want a product, and the person wanting a product is very unlikely to give a shit if it was drawn by a real person or a bot hobbling pictures together from its samples, add in the fact that the latter is cheaper, less time consuming and more accessible than the former will alone keep it being relevant. NFTs never had any such long lasting advantages going for them.

>>53494895
I thought of buying more as its dropping, but buy low sell high seems like very hard on my feeble mind.

AQB
DKNG
XMTR
EDU

These are the big winners for the week

>>53494871
you can believe the market is going to get ugly on all the economic data drops/fed/earnings by friday that we will have dropped well beyond the expected move but what i would do is make sure to buy some 0dte calls for the fed to cover your ass since it can and probably will get wild this time

>>53494883
They can use those foreign bonds to buy back the US owed bonds, and it's only private by technicality

>>53494883
>When the Federal Reserve receives interest payments on the foreign government bonds it holds, the money goes into the Treasury General Account (TGA), which is the primary account held by the US Treasury at the Federal Reserve. The funds in the TGA are available to the US government to finance its operations and pay its obligations, such as government spending and debt servicing. The interest income from foreign bonds held by the Federal Reserve contributes to the overall revenue of the US government.

Do YOU understand how the economy works?

>futes

>>53494947
>it's only private by technicality
lol
>>53494956
gee, with all that money coming in I bet our budget is balanced, maybe we even have a budget surplus!

>>53494971
its only begun
retail got hooked with the absolute last of their savings and now mr market is going to take everything they have and then increase their credit limit to take even everything they dont have

>>53494974
GOALPOSTS = SHIFTED
My only point was to illustrate how looking at liabilities without knowing assets is something a retard would do. And you are a retard my nigga

>>53494977
Im a retail idiot Reddit trader and I’m all in on short dated OTM puts.

>>53493008
Looks like a head and shoulder on the euro/dollar
Guess the dollar is going to rip to 106, and spx going down. Fuck this trap market

>>53494883
>IMF
Ah yes, the Impossible Mission Force. Your mission, should you choose to accept it.

>>53494987
well if you manage to do things right you might be well rewarded this week

bitcoin quietly goes lower

where is "BUY FTSE PUTS" namefag? it's the only barely green index

>YINN -9%
what the fuck happened in china lol

>namefag gets banned for bringing shitcoins into /smg/
they never learn

Why are we down this morning? Anything happen or just anticipation of tomorrow?

>>53495017
China is back
and its deflating

>futures

Bitchoin gongo down

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>>53495023
usually gamma events end like this
the call buying stops and the market collapses

>>53495017
>Dumps hard literally one trading session after my BABA puts expire worthless
Of course it does

>>53495046
thanks for playing

>>53495036
What is this ethnotype and where do I find a gf

>>53495013
The metldown is also a bull signal . Futures started healing as soon as he showed up

"healing"
lol
have a look at the chart son nothing is healing

>>53495065
you have to go back

>>53495065
looks like an ukrainian jew I know

I removed every bit of bias from the system I could.
It about halved the CAGR and Sharpe Ratio. Max drawdown is also halved.
Still, not bad considering growth is consistent.

Pic is the results from unilateral pairs trading on QQQ vs SPY. Bias free by using a "how would I honestly be positioned at that point in time?" approach.

Next step is to run this for all pairs and complete the total unilateral pairs trading portfolio.

>>53495074
if you're the same harby, you've been wrong every single time so we prob close green today

>>53495084
What will happen if inverse ETFs are used during market downturn?

Your boy got into SQQQ on Friday
Bout to make a killing

>>53495102
where have i been wrong
have a look at this >>53494633
i am verifiably correct

>>53495084
Sorry, can you explain it like if I identify as a retarded 5 year old transgendered child?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53494831
haha no.

if you just have faith the size of a mustard seed in your local harby you can be financially saved

How is the DOW so heckin strong bros...

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>>53495102
everytime harby gets exuberant he fucking jinxes it

Is 2.9% expense worthwhile for such a ETF

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>>53494208
75.
The market capitulates, crypto damps a bit on the sidechains before the main chains dump for federal adoption.
Green Elevators everywhere and guess what if it's not in bye bye birdies take the stairs.

>>53495198
well if we go back to the charts looks like thats exactly what happened
looks like another great call by the harby that couldve made you money

>>53495212
What is the dividend/capital gains? Anything lower than 6% and it is not worth it

>>53495216
emini s&p's closed at 4170.50 on that day and never went "blindingly blistering green" ever. shut it down dude.

>>53495212
Look at the list of stocks the fund owns and buy those directly. Why pay somebody else to manage your money?

>>53495212
No that’s obviously a Jewish scam

>>53495216
no the sp definitely was higher on the 28th by quite a bit
pretty solid spike honestly for one day
dont know what chart youre looking at
also pretty blistering honestly thats a big move
proofs in the charts harby neverwrong you missed the meltup

>>53495238
Seems to be reaching >10% dividend in the past few years

>>53495084
Opps, my graph doesn't start at 1.

>>53495105
The strategy is allowed to short.

>>53495129
>pic
Strategy from chapter 2 of Trade Like a Hedge Fund by Altucher. It stops working as soon as the book is published. Optimizing the parameters using full look-ahead bias shows that very profitable parameters do exist after 2004. (I'll post that pic next).
The previous post uses a rolling lookback period to choose optimal parameters in hindsight.

>>53495129
>>53495274
>pic
This is the optimized parameters will full look-ahead bias. This is the absolute upper limit for what this strategy can accomplish.

>>53495102
Every fucking time, kek

The bulls look horny, they are pounding the futures to make the line go up :/

>>53495273
then it could be worth it if you want dividends and reduced risk. investment bankers have more tools to hedge risk than retail, up to you. generally most of those high fees are scams, but if that's including turnover (commissions, fees, etc from massive amounts of trades and options trading) then it can be acceptable

>>53495269
oh yeah quite a meltup, hahahaha. you're a fuckin loser

>>53495303
imagine not taking profit when the spy jumps 15 bucks lol

Nasdaq went from -1.4% to -1% and he is telling me futures are not healing. My puts

>>53495253
All the fund's major holdings are other funds
Like,
Blackrock ESG Capital Allocation Trust
Templeton Global Income Fund
ClearBridge Energy Midstream Opportunity Fund

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>>53495273
Forgot to mention if an "advisor" referred this to you, it's a scam. Advisors only get paid by referring high fee funds.

WHY IS IT GOING UP

>>53495308
>My puts
*my bags
Don't beat around the bush you filthy bagholding faggot jew
and the rest of you too

>>53495329
because it went down a lot
nothing goes straight down forever

>>53495329
Cuz harby showed himself

> Verification not required

>>53495325
I was browsing ETF catalog on the internet when I found this

this guys so mad that i literally called the top for the 2023 stock market on friday the moment it happened because all of my high level indicators that only the biggest boys in wall street have all finally hit critical levels that have marked tops time and time again since before you were even born and will continue to

>>53495316
That's a cute little house of cards.
If that's so, then do some due diligence and find out who the original fund is holding.
Or just buy the stocks on the Dow or S&P or Nasdaq indexes.

My income and taxes almost equals my trade gains from last year.
Can't get ahead man.
Also MO will never be profitable again.

>>53495339
This, he just had to show up and open his big gloating yapper

>>53495353
>called the top for the 2023
well only time will tell, screencapped for later

>>53495290
It goingo up

>>53495364
>Also MO will never be profitable again.
elaborate

>>53495371
why tears? if you were doing it right you are going to be profitable in an hour
then its up to you from there

I just want Coinbase to Crash to 35 USD, so I can buy.

>>53495392
stfu

>>53495392
why? just sell shares you dont even own

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>>53495376
No, I need these to print. $298 QQQ puts expire today. Another hour of Harby and these will be worthless before I can even sell them AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53493218
AMZN is probably going to report well, AAPL and GOOGLE I expect to miss and give bad guidance

>>53495356
Close ended fjnd don't publish their holding in real time, no?
Also a number of them seems to do various option selling and such

>futures
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53494759
A mix of upper and downers

>>53495392
Kek, good luck with that.

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>>53495499
>1pbtid
You're glowing.

>>53494919
What about intc?

I can't tell if we are going up or down today.

>>53493707
name?