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I was called the virgin at work today
Why are normalfags so obsess about sex
How do hide you're a virgin at work

>> No.53456481

>>53456472
I usually just give girls the "I dont desire you" look so they wonder why I dont want to have sex with them. Probably they will think this already means I have alot of sex with other woman and they will try their best trying to win me over.

>> No.53456499

>>53456481
Thx I never show any extra attention to any of the girls at work and they still found out.
Is being too quiet bad too?

>> No.53456503

I don’t care. I had sex.

>> No.53456509

>>53456503
I didn't. Im 30

>> No.53456517

>>53456509
Whoops bye

>> No.53456520

It's easy OP. Just have sex, it doesn't matter how you obtain it. Once you have sex you will notice physical changes. You'll become a slightly more attractive male.

>> No.53456529 [DELETED] 

Nigger.

>> No.53456537

>>53456481
This. It really works. You have to be attractive tho

>> No.53456549

>>53456520
I can't Im a asocial previous neet(until 5 month ago)

>> No.53456590

>>53456472
>>53456509
Sorry bro.
If you didn't lose your virginity before you turn 30 then it's basically never gonna happen.
You will be a virgin for life.

>> No.53456743

>>53456472
just have sex

>> No.53456818

>>53456743
Fucking normalfags.
Please tell be how to hide it.

>> No.53456847
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53456847

>>53456818
he just told you, just have sex

why dont you have sex?

>> No.53456883

>>53456818
When you never pursue any females at work or talk about any girls outside of work it becomes obvious. Normalfags spend a lot of time thinking about that shit and it's inconceivable that someone like us has never had sex.

>> No.53456896

>>53456883
I'm having trouble processing that.

>> No.53456901

>>53456481
>>53456537
>incel glares at cute co-worker in disgust
>Stacy: why’s that loser always look at me like he wants to fuck me?
Sounds right

>> No.53456907

>>53456901
That's called a shittest. Just walk up to her, stand close, look in her eyes and say "I don't desire you". Then just smile and walk away,

>> No.53456908

>>53456896
A guy at work asked me if I had a girlfriend and I said never. He then asked me if I was a virgin and I said yes. He didn't even believe me until I said I swear.

>> No.53457074

>>53456590
no its not

one could be a virgin for religious reasons

>> No.53457090

>How do hide you're a virgin at work
can't, they can tell we aren't one of them and normaloids inevitably talk about sex and relationships, the slightest hesitation will give you away

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>>53456509
>>53456472
ayo lets get these guys laid over here - don't talk too much about your portfolio anon. don't mention crypto until dessert. and don't let her know what your worst dip-miss was.
>>53456945

>> No.53457164

>>53456472
>>53457090
>virgins that think having sex gives you superpowers
Normies are just guessing by the way you act
The truth is most of us would never suspect someone of being a virgin but we’ll call you that to see how you handle it
A virgin acts suspicious when called a virgin
You can always fake it though
Buy a fleshlight and use lube and that’s what a pussy feels like
Eat bread, pasta and drink beer for a week, don’t shower and let your dick get fishy smelling and that’s how pussy smells
Watch porn and that tells you enough of what sex is like
Or just hit on desperate girls and one will fuck you eventually
Women are hornier then men and that’s a fact
Sex comes more often when you don’t build it up as special

>> No.53457250

>>53456472
Your first mistake was caring about what women think of you.
Your second mistake was caring about normoids think of you.

>> No.53457267

>>53457090
>the slightest hesitation will give you away
Goddamn it
Can I fake hatving a really bad previous relationship so I don't have to talk about ?

>> No.53457276

>>53456472
Have you tried having sex though?

I'm a very average looking dude, and even I can get laid on Tinder / Bumble every month or so.

>> No.53457277

>>53457267
Yes
Having sex doesn’t make people a mind reader
We can still be lied to

>> No.53457300

>>53457277
What will make a believable story.

>> No.53457304

>>53457300
Having sex

>> No.53457326
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53457326

>>53456472
anon you should go buy one of those books from the store, they are really fun reads. and make sure to lick it good!
you should also have some established insight to women if you're going to trade among the stay at home day trader trophy wives.
>obligatory "40 Year Old Virgin" and "Cashback" film recommendation

>> No.53457355

>>53456472
I'm attractive and had sex with multiple women and if youre somewhat serious, I can tell you it doesnt fucking matter. Nothing changes. But if you behave like a little loser its already a foregone conclusion that you are one. That workplace is tainted anyway, so just run with it, they obviously have zero respect for you there, so you either leave and try to act differently next time, or you raise a stink and tell management how they isolated you. In fact, you should look up how workplace discrimination and other issues affect you psychologicslly and then go to a psycjologist and use their diagnosis to sue the company if they dont acknowledge you. Regardless, if you want to stay there, just stop caring. They hold no power over you, you're a loser, you wont get a promotion anyway. Those people basically shit on your head, how do you think management thinks of you?

>> No.53457569

>>53456472
you're supposed to say
'your mom disagrees'
or something

>> No.53457703

>>53457569
Can't I'm 30

>> No.53457713

>>53456472
Men are happy to spend their life competing for women. this is not an atheist thing.

this competition is literally the heart of any society.

In atheism, women are at the center of the society, because according to atheists, women are not ''objects'', so this coupled with the innate male devotion to whores, women are bound to dominate any atheist republic.

Women will always sit at the top of the sex market, & men will always like it.
Over thousands of years men have developed a neurotic narrative where somehow they are the stronger sex for putting their energy into pleasing women and the ruling class. Men are the one talking about hooooonor and how seducing women is awesome. Again even fucking Casanova took pride into a being free dildo to whores.

The day men stop putting women on a pedestal is the day society dies forever. And normies are fucking obsessed with living, with '''transmitting genes'''', like any atheist NPC keep saying, with building crap to fill up their lives with.
And women love to sit on the top of the sex market. Women get free easy life just by existing. That's how fucking insane their life full of privileges is. & women will never ever let this go.

Even in the apocalyptic days that beta cucks keep dreaming about and somehow they survive thanks to all their dubious survivalist skills they learn in atheism by watching youtube, they fancy themselves as providers to women lol. They literally would give lots of free shit to women, from all the hoarding they had done before the apocalypse. All of this because of vagina , fucking lel.

You even had 2 fucking top military guys from Rome fighting over the egyptian roastie known as Cleopatra. that's 2000 years before atheists took power. That's how pathetic military guys are. And how men in general are pussyslaves and wageslaves.

>> No.53457750

>>53457713
>You even had 2 fucking top military guys from Rome fighting over the egyptian roastie known as Cleopatra. that's 2000 years before atheists took power. That's how pathetic military guys are. And how men in general are pussyslaves and wageslaves.

You must be american with very low historical knowlege... They did not fight over fucking cleopatra for fuck sake..

>> No.53457764

>>53456481
At some point they will think you're a fag. Trust me i've been there.

>> No.53457818

>>53457764
That reminds me of something that happened to me recently. My female friend thought I was gay because I showed no interest in her or any women in our friend group. But the fact that she did have a boyfriend who was also my friend, or that one of them has a child and one is fat, did not come to her mind. She rather thought that it must be because I am gay. Anyway, I asked her out on a date, and she declined, only to begin calling me every day now, wanting to go out for drinks. I think i rather play video games and fuck hookers for while.

>> No.53457844

>>53456481
it only works if you arent a virgin. women see straight through that shit.
>but how do i fix it then?
you need to get laid.

>> No.53457866

>>53457818
>I think i rather play video games and fuck hookers for while.
Sound Stress-Free

>> No.53457868

>>53456472
lol

>> No.53457897

>>53456472
Bro are you dumb? You literally won the lottery - easiest lawsuit for sexual harassment of your life. Bonus points if the reason you don't have sex is "depression" or "anxiety".

>> No.53457971

Im almost 24 yo and just stare blank
I have no self worth, and I’m still wondering till this day why I didn’t kms at 19 yo NEETing
5 years of dissociation
The concept of yearning for someone or talking, texting or anything is just alien to me. And I just stare blank when my coworkers talk about girls


I hate the world for someone like me to exist.

>> No.53458000

>>53456481
>>53456472
Blind leading the blind.
Just have sex it's not that hard and even though you'll suck at it who gives a shit because it's just some girl

>> No.53458017

>>53457971
But you did choose to be that way not the world but you. Normies aren't bad or good people, or better or worse most of the time; they simply live within a social norm, If you lived as a neet for long period of time your views on what is a social norm and what is extreme is likely screwed by the internet, which doesn't represent the reality of normies at all. People are also far more forgiving than people give them credit for. Anyway becoming more social is not a tour de France; you can get rather good at it very quickly. However, if you have low self-esteem, it may take some time to heal.

>> No.53458024

>>53458017
Go back newfag

>> No.53458052

>>53458024
If you are not miserable anon you must be newfag!

>> No.53458055

>>53456499
Nah only if you care what retards think. Just be social with people that make your brain at min 35% stimulated not the ones that make your brain feel like mashed potatoes.

Dont known how old you are but youll figure it out. The percentage above 30% is low though, they dont have to be smart or hip just "somewhat" non npc. Could your 55yo chinese immigrant coworker, the janitor who gives a shit.

If you work an office job you will need to at min talk to some ppl, even if the office thinks your retarded, so long as one outsider thinks youre chill, then youre winning

>> No.53458062

that's because you work in a low-class shit eater job with zoomers
nobody is going to care about your personal life in your professional life, with the exception of having small talk for your peers and your bosses having a good idea of your finances so they know how much pressure they can apply (if you aren't wearing a wedding ring, never talk about kids, and they realize you have fuck you money they will seethe BIG TIME)

>> No.53458077

read this
https://file.io/oK5Wb8Pc6FJy

>> No.53458078

>>53457764
Good, I wish I was gay when i was 20 I would have enjoyed my life far more

>> No.53458092

>>53457971
>when my coworkers talk about girls
fucking girls is fun. they want to talk about doing fun things with you. stop being a weird autistic faggot.

>> No.53458129

>>53456472
If any normalfag does this to me i will quit on the spot

>> No.53458180

>>53456472
>Why are normalfags so obsess about sex
Maybe because it's the most primitive form of dominance, hence the purest? Get fukd

>> No.53458272

>>53458017
>Anyway becoming more social is not a tour de France; you can get rather good at it very quickly.

I basically work a job as social as bartending
It doesn’t help if you overcome Surface beliefs if everyone just calls you low maintenance. You have no concept of quality of life yourself

>> No.53458289

>>53458055
i'm 30

>> No.53458337

>>53457750
Every american has a grug tier understanding of the world kek.

>> No.53458361

Fucking jew shill thread trying to spread FUD to make me go out and have sex and lose my virginity
Fuck you jew, I know the secret to world domination is virginity, and I'm going to achieve it

>> No.53458379

>>53456509
Hahahahaha

>> No.53458400

sex is overrated unless done by

>two very degenerate people
>two people that enjoy foreplay more than sex

>> No.53458438

>>53457267
or just say you are religious

>> No.53458444

>>53458017
>But you did choose to be that way not the world but you.

Also I didn’t chose to be that way
Time in the markets beats timing the markets. Applies to other things: My judgmental, neglecting and overbearing at the same time parents were putting in their beliefs into me by shame for the first 20 years of my life before moving out.
I was bullied because they were oblivious of their shortcomings, and I went down the spiral because they were indifferent of my NEETing

I eventually took matters in my own hands, being an adult blah blah, take responsibility for your life. 16 months don’t undo 20years
Instead of roping I am walking dissociated corpse

A long term NEET looking in the abyss will always have a chip on their shoulder

>> No.53458451

>>53456520
This. A cucumber in the pants never hurt nobody neither

>> No.53458925

>>53456472
>Why are normalfags so obsess about sex
Not a normalfag but I'm obsessed with sex because I'm a virgin. Also I'm scared when I will finally have sex I may cum too soon or find out I have aids, or do something embarrassing and gross.
Wat do?

>> No.53458956

>>53456847
>pic
That's I guess okay but euthanasia is better because it will kill disabled people and they will reincarnate in better bodies, have normal sex and work on society

>> No.53459002

>>53458055
>tips fedora

>> No.53459055

>>53456472
>>53456481
It might just be me because I’m Gen Z, but I don’t get it. You guys worry me with this virgin shit. Just fuck ugly chicks when until you get more experience. That’s what I did. Pussy is pussy. Who gives a fuck. You never have to talk to her again after.

>> No.53459103

>>53458444
Checked. It's great that you took responsibility for your life. It's true you can't control the shit hand your dealt, you're just stuck with making the best of it. There will probably be aspects of your NEET virgin lifestyle that stick with you forever honestly, even if you have sex some day. But if you keep on owning your own life it will keep getting better

>> No.53459195

>>53456472
Be careful, incels are considered a terrorist threat now.

>> No.53459617

Fuck it l'll said I have Gynophobia

>> No.53459622

>>53456472
test

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53459659

>>53456509
>30
I feel you bro. I'm also a 30 yo wizard
I don't care about it anymore
I will just get more money and be happy

>> No.53459757

You must suffer unrelenting social chastisement for your situation.
Rumours will spread you are queer to rub salt in your wounds.
Enjoy brother.
>.t 35 and never had gf

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>>53456481
>>53456499
>>53456537
>>53456901
>>53457764
>>53457844
>>53458000
>>53459055
you're making it worse
bla bla bitcoin up bla bla buy bitcoin now its going to moon

>> No.53460548

>>53456481
where is that fat fedora wearing anime comic...

>> No.53460609

>>53459617
kek bro no,
just own it say
>yea im a virgin i never met any woman worth it yet
the normies will be blindsided by these and try and tell your coworkers but the girls will think that your cute. and might actually sex with you or try until you spaghetti everywhere and ruin it
making up a lie will attract more ridicule

>> No.53460837

>>53457164
> Women are hornier then men and that’s a fact
No they aren’t you fucking idiot

>> No.53461001

>>53456847
Kek I don't think it applies if you are socially handicapped.

>> No.53461014

>>53460609
>>yea im a virgin i never met any woman worth it yet
I feel like they'll just see it as a massive cope

>> No.53461027

>>53459825
Do virgins really think this?
LOL, LMAO EVEN
No wonder a guy like me who's like a 7 on his best day gets laid non stop but some of you haven't even kissed a girl.
I got a job at this office a few years ago and this HR girl was too fine, I could tell she was the office ass piece. Within a month I was plowing her insides. And when I eventually mentioned to a closer co worker that I had hooked up with her he told me not to say anything too loudly because there's "a line out the front door to get with Stacy, and you just cut to the front"

A line? I cut in line? I'm sorry what the fuck? Is this really how you virgins process this shit? You incel fucks are dead wrong. I don't know when you'll realize you were wrong, maybe when you are 45 and are still a virgin you'll say hey maybe I should have just talked to that girl.

>> No.53461036

>>53459617
Just say that ur a virgin and it's cool because at least u don't have to deal with bitches or have kids

>> No.53461075

>>53461014
No you fucking absolute over analyzing society mega retard. He's exactly right.
Come right the fuck out and say it. Yes I've never slept with a girl, because you are waiting for the right one.
If you aren't ugly, just take care of yourself a bit, personal hygiene etc, girls will drool over you to be your first. They'll think it's cute. They want to have that experience the same way we do. They took your innocence.

Being reclusive the way you are says "I like my innocence and I don't plan to lose it to some HARLOT", women literally see straight through the "I'm not into you" vibe

>> No.53461154

>>53461027
>>53461075
You just talk with experience of beeing good looking. Some guys can talk to lots of woman and not get laid

>> No.53461203

>>53460837
Yes they are
Womens’ entire lives revolve around sex and things related to sex. Their mental landscapes consist of who had sex with who, the juicy relationship drama between such and such and so and so, how Chad is such a hunk and his gf is a whore that doesn’t deserve him, and so on. For women, sex is like the Sun of their inner solar system, the most important part of life around which everything else such as relationships and drama and dating and children and weddings and divorces revolves. Men on the other hand, value sex as all animals do, but can also get really into stuff that has nothing to do with it such as model trains or video games or woodwork or something like that. Why are most fake fans of anything (sports, music, etc) always women? Because men can have genuine interests outside of reproduction and breeding, but for women everything else is just a distraction.

>> No.53461272

>>53461154
>Being good looking
If I posted a picture of me here I'd get ROASTED
Not a single person would say "Chad"
All I do is go to the gym 3 days a week for an hour max and stay away from goyslop. Shower and shave every day and make sure to smell nice.
Not every girl reciprocates.
I'm not Chad, I just give a shit about myself, if you guys did the same you would be just fine, desu nee~

>> No.53461302

>>53456472
sex is literally analogue social credit score.

>> No.53461334

Just bang a hooker or an escort. At least then you'll be known as the guy who fucks hookers, instead of the virgin.

>> No.53461337

>>53461272
Not saying how you look good, be it because of the gym or anything. Your face cant be that bad aswell. Also yes people can go to the gym themselves, but if everyone does it it lost its worth
My point is your advice of just talking just doesnt work for many

>> No.53461343

>>53456481
Someone post the 4chan post where the woman describes this exact behavior as extremely virgin-y and it got like a hundred replies.

>> No.53461366

>>53459825
Lol I was looking for this. It's like the male version of playing hard to get.

>> No.53461435

>>53461343
With is not entirely accurate though. Or as guy who sleep with women do you give them all attention? you do not.

>> No.53461462

>>53461435
Anons like to think that they can just act all disinterested when talking to a woman and they will just drool over them because they aren't giving them any attention. It's pure fantasy.

>> No.53461485

>>53461462
Yeach in that case that is retarted.

>> No.53461492
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53461492

>every girl in high school would ask me to my face if I’m gay
>had a summer job when I was 22, women there asked if I was gay and one said I “acted like” a virgin

How are girls able to accurately sniff out that I get zero pussy? And I’m not gay, I’m just shy and weird, I want women

>> No.53461530

>>53461492
Make no eye contact with women, and no attempt to flirt with them, of course they think you're a virgin or gay.

>> No.53461532

>>53461435
>pretending you don't know the exact behavior he's talking about
It's the behavior you see in, and just after, the very first sex-ed class.
The hovering hand that prevented physical contact.
The stiff neck that prevented downward glances.
The awkward erection you pretended didn't exist while everyone laughed.
The silence you held when you noticed th different clothes or hairstyle of your crush.

>> No.53461533

>>53457326
Instead of posting all this cope you could just be honest. Money, women(and men too if you are into that) like money more than any "just smile more bro".

>> No.53461546

>>53461532
Actually i do not know anyone behaving that way.

>> No.53461572

>>53461546
Well that's what is being talked about.
Not the simple lack of attention of a genuinely uninterested man.

>> No.53461587

>>53459825
looking at this feels like looking at alien life. I can read it but i dont understand what it means.

>> No.53461592

>>53457326
Isn't that standing face to face/side to side thing totally reversed?

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53461593

>>53461572
Thanks..

>> No.53461783

>>53458017
>But you did choose to be that way not the world but you
No he didn't, he just lost genetic lottery aka he is not good looking. It's not his fault at all.

>> No.53461797

>>53459825
I don't understand.

>> No.53461830

>>53461530
>no eye contact with women, and no attempt to flirt with them

its not worth it, people got shot or got a knife in their back before because they fucked their sister, wife behind their back

when i was 12, i minded my own business and some girl in my class wanted to let me beat up by several school bullies. i still can remember the shivers in my back. nowadays i am proficient in martial arts. but i am just not into that type of shit
all my peers that got laid, had hella altercations at every time. i am not the guy running mouths, or threaten like a bitch and have nothing to back it up with
i stay out of shit, and if not possible i put someone to sleep

>> No.53461850

>>53461830
Is this a bot post

>> No.53461856

can someone please explain to me how sex works? So you talk at the bar with a girl you like and think likes you(I have got this far before) and then what? You just ask her to come to your place? When you arrive do you just ask her to come to the bedroom or what?? How is it not insanely awkward when you start stripping?
>>53461532
>>53461027
Can you guys please explain to me the chain of events?

>> No.53461918

>>53461075
>girls will drool over you to be your first. They'll think it's cute. They want to have that experience the same way we do. They took your innocence.

jesus are you delusional, life is not a hollywood movie.
there was a 19 yo kid at work, and someone found out he is a virgin. its not an easy job for the typical screen glued zoomer. he got fucking ruthlessly bullied, and picked in pieces at every instance. and guys were pooling together to get him a whore, but he refused. made him quit a couple weeks later

>> No.53461998

>>53461850
do you ever picked up the phone unsuspecting, with a unknown number
with a guy knowing a lot of information about yourself, threating to kill you and find you. and him calling over and over again. lol
i am sheltered by a lot of measures and no social media and this happened to me
there are guys that have nothing to lose and actually act out on it

>> No.53463761

>>53459825
sticks and stones
if you ever find yourself in the position to reject a woman just know it is a great feeling

>> No.53464268

>>53456481
>Fake disinterest
>Total girls fucked with this strategy by all men collectively on Earth throughout history: 0
Meanwhile a single guy who goes after women daily, unashamedly and unafraid of rejection will rack up triple digit lay counts every 1 to 5 years. But hey, enjoy feeling "badass" while the aggressive men fuck that girl you ignored later that day.

>> No.53464359

>>53461998
get better frens
snitches belong in ditches

>> No.53464438

>>53456472
Take pride in your virginity. Most men throw it away on hymen-less roasties, just because the general populace is spiritually dead doesn't mean you need to be too.

>> No.53464534

>>53461918

Considering how little sex zoomer males are having according to the stats, half of those other guys were probably virgins who joined in on the dogpiling to avert suspicion from themselves.

>> No.53464551

>>53461492
You care.

Virgins feel the need to put on some sort of a front (excessively rude, super nice, act cool, etc.) because they still haven't gotten social proof through sex. They think they need to alter or fix themselves by adding some sort of unnatural characteristic that they think will get them pussy to their shit personalities.

Non-virgins have nothing to prove. They are themselves, they aren't in their own heads thinking about how to say a certain sentence to sound cool or what they'd do if a certain girl approached them, they don't care. If they succeed, cool. If they fuck up, who cares, play it off.

Virgins are the opposite. You ever see some nerd stutter on his words and then start getting red and anxious? It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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53464857

I haven't had sex since 2015.

>> No.53465784

>>53456520
>It's easy OP. Just have sex, it doesn't matter how you obtain it. Once you have sex you will notice physical changes. You'll become a slightly more attractive male.
Begone, Satan.

>> No.53465857

>>53456472
just say " yeah my family is very religious" or simply start laughing like if it was a joke. that's it, so many ways you could get around that you absolute autist

>> No.53465956

>>53461856
my last hook up went like this
>go to my friends birthday party
>I'm a confident "bad boy", I'm not tall or handsome, I just know how to play the game
>I act mysterious, hint that maaaybe I'm selling drugs (Im not)
>dance with a couple girls
>set my eyes on one particular chick
>"I'm hungry wanna go get sth to eat?"
>we leave the house party to get some goyslop
>we talk
>"ahh I'm gonna have to go back home, I live a long way from here... unless we go back to your place?"
>We take an uber to her place, we sit in the back, I'm rubbing her thigh
>We go to her apt and just start kissing
>We stumble to the bedroom and fuck
You really just gotta not give a shit, it will all happen naturally, don't be afraid to push things further once you get the ball rolling
I'm 20 the chick was 30

>> No.53466395

>>53457164
>Normies are just guessing by the way you act
yeah thats what I just said
>Women are hornier then men
never go full brainlet
>>53457267
idk man i dont care to hide it and know it'll come up at some point when around obnoxious grug-tier normaloids

>> No.53466527

>>53465956
> I'm 20 the chick was 30

Enjoy your herpes

>> No.53466546

>>53458956
>and they will reincarnate in better bodies
hope people with shit lives get a new chance, but we dont know if this is a thing or not and we cant know.

>> No.53466564

>>53465956
Bruhhh I was totally proud of you until that last part fuck man she was a fatty wasn’t she. Those 30yo HR ladies have smelly pussies

>> No.53466630

>>53464534
Yeah at least 30% of zoomer males 18+ are virgins

>> No.53466730
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>>53466630
inflation hitting hard

>> No.53468235

>>53466730
BLACKPILL

>> No.53468263

>>53456847
pretty based scheme. free sex once a month should be a right for every citizen.

>> No.53468278

I'm a 34 yo virgin. Should I just hire a escort at this point and get it over with?

>> No.53468287

>>53456472
Protip: men aren't virgins. that only applies to women. stop believing jewish hollywood

>> No.53468316

>>53456472
>>53456509
they assume i'm ain't a virgin since i look like a chad and usually date women regularly
i'm almost 30 and still a virgin lmao

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>>53466730
>gamble away my life savings on bad, ill-informed investments
>lose 70% of every dollar invested through the most earth-shattering bull-run in modern history
>drive a beat-down malfunctioning dented car with a bullethole in it, live in a literal tenement full of niggers, live paycheck to paycheck in a high-stress low-pay job and don't even have healthcare

>having more sex than ever before in my life, though

I literally stuffed a 20-year-old art student last night.

>> No.53468483

>>53456481
I do this at strip clubs. I’m the only guy who never gets approached.

>> No.53468525

>>53456472
>Why are normalfags so obsess about sex
Because most people don't get any on a consistent basis.

>> No.53468715

>>53466730
5% having 10x more sex then bottom 50% is nuts. Must be awesome being a chad in this society and terrible being an incel.

>> No.53468717

>>53456472
Just act proud to be a virgin and you will be a turbo chad. The women will eventually hang their head in shame.

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>>53456472
a sexxooo thread?
yea, sex.
i tried it like 3k times.
now, i dont even care about it.
yes, i am happy. and no, life isnt all about sex.
wait until youre 40 and have had a ton of sex.
then, you'll care more about how much money u have.
and dont give me the "true love" "shes the one" bullshit.
all women are lying whores and you'll spend at least 20yrs learning that very hard and valuable lesson.

t. oldfag who /madeit/ in 2017

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