/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53456110
Not a bad idea, it’s like the gameboy camera

I just asked ChatGPT to write me a song about /biz/

Verse 1:
In the land of the internet, where memes and stocks collide
There's a place where traders gather, to share tips and pride
The /biz/ board is where they go, to discuss the latest trends
And to make their fortunes grow, until their wallets bend

Chorus:
Oh /biz/, you're the place to be
Where money talks and dreams come true
Oh /biz/, you're the life of the party
With bulls and bears, we'll always come through

Verse 2:
From Wall Street to crypto land, the discussion never stops
The moon boys and the bagholders, they're all in this biz
Some will make it big, some will fall, but we'll all keep trying
Cause on the /biz/ board, we're all just hustling and surviving

Chorus:
Oh /biz/, you're the place to be
Where money talks and dreams come true
Oh /biz/, you're the life of the party
With bulls and bears, we'll always come through

Bridge:
We'll talk stocks, we'll talk crypto, we'll talk about the news
We'll share our gains, and our pains, and our investing views
We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll swear, but we'll always come back
Cause on the /biz/ board, we're all just traders on track

Chorus:
Oh /biz/, you're the place to be
Where money talks and dreams come true
Oh /biz/, you're the life of the party
With bulls and bears, we'll always come through

Outro:
So come and join the fun, and share your tips and tricks
Cause on the /biz/ board, we're all just trying to get rich.

Please note that this is a fictional song and this song lyrics are not promoting or encouraging any form of illegal activity or promoting any kind of hate or discrimination towards any group of people.

>>53456110

>>53456276
An idea for a viral widget that could be popular among /biz/ users is a "Dubs-Checker" - it's a small, portable device that allows users to check for "dubs" (double posts) on 4chan and other similar message boards remotely using their smartphone. The Dubs-Checker can be connected to a smartphone via Bluetooth and an accompanying mobile app allows users to check for dubs and record the results.

To market the Dubs-Checker, a viral campaign that focuses on the idea of being the first one to spot a dub and win could be used:

Create a social media account for the Dubs-Checker and post daily videos of users checking for dubs and winning, showcasing its capabilities and ease of use.
Reach out to popular social media influencers and 4chan users and offer them a free Dubs-Checker in exchange for a post promoting the product.
Encourage users to share their dub-checking experiences and results on social media using a specific hashtag, such as #DubsCheckerWin, to create a sense of community and inspire others to join in.
Host a Dubs-Checking challenge and give away prizes, such as gift cards or free Dubs-Checkers, to the users who spot the most dubs using the device.
Create a website that allows customers to purchase the Dubs-Checker and provide tips and tutorials on how to check for dubs using the device.
As for getting Christian Bale to endorse it, it's not likely that he would endorse a product that is associated with 4chan or message boards in general, as it may not align with his personal brand or beliefs. In any case, it would be best to reach out to his representation or management team and inquire about the possibility of an endorsement.

Overall, by leveraging the idea of being the first one to spot a dub and win, the Dubs-Checker viral campaign will create buzz and drive sales by promoting the idea of using technology to help spot dubs easily.

>>53456146
That's a better song about biz than most humans can create

>FELLA, AUTOMOBILES ARE THE FUTURE I TELLS YA

>>53456146

Can someone ask it what kind of consultant business a burnt out physician with extensive acute care experience, can start? Thanks

>>53456146
I for one welcome our new overlords. Trump explaining Chainlink

>>53457963
>I tell you whut. I heard they randomly burst into flames and they can’t do nothin but watch em burn. Nu-males will never replace my horse and buggy. I can fill my horse up for free in my pasture or at any tack shop in town. Then “gasoline” folk can only go 20 miles before needing to find more gasoline. Lol. Lmao even

>>53457996
>A burnt out physician with extensive acute care experience could start a consulting business in the healthcare field, such as providing consulting services for hospitals or clinics on improving patient care and reducing medical errors, or for insurance companies on determining appropriate levels of coverage for specific medical conditions. They could also offer training or education for other healthcare professionals on best practices in acute care. Additionally, they could offer coaching or mentoring for physicians and other healthcare professionals dealing with burnout or stress.

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>>53458022
Thanks, sounds good

>>53456146
/biz/ sing-along event when?

>>53456110
This thread was generated by ChatGPT

>>53456110
>DUDE AI ISN'T THE FUTURE

>AI will take our jobs!
Tried using it as a quick way to search documentation / intellisense. Lol

>>53459562
It's even better when it tries to gaslight you that the code works and you have to spend 2 pages of texts to get it to admit that 1,3,2 is not in sorted order.