/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53433464
>wipe your ass with a dish rag

>>53433464
>eat your cum for proteins

>max a 401k

>eat squirrels and waterfowl at your local park

>>53433464
>take your kids to the wishing well at the mall and explain to them that the people using it are devil worshippers

>if you are feeling lonely borrow a kid from the playground

>sell your wife's ass for extra income

>>53433464
It's just not funny anymore

>black people make good bbq

>>53433486
Kek

>>53433464
>live in your office
>shower in the sink
>sell your car
>steal peoples’ lunches

This is the first time I enter one of these threads. Makes me really miss the frugal threads back in 2016. /biz/ was 50% frugal threads until the janniggers stepped in

>>53433464
>sand and water instead of toothpaste

>>53434234
Buy a bread maker, 35 lb bag of flour, bag of sugar, bag of salt, butter, and yeast. You'll have fresh, non-goy-enriched bread for at least a year and will get many years out of the bread maker.

There's a genuine frugal tip for you.

>>53434391
but I have celiac

>>53434391
what insane clown adds sugar to FUCKING bread

>>53435698
I add a teaspoon it get the yeast going. Pretty sure that's normal and it gets turned into yeast poo anyway

>>53435698
Quickbreads usually have a small spoonful of sugar to get it to rise quickly

>>53435698
Sugar is a key component in lots of baking. The recipe I use calls for 2 tbs for a two pound loaf. I don't even taste it in the end product. But I can say that after eating my own bread for a while I can taste the added sugar in store bought bread which has a ton of it.

>>53435647
rice and beans then

Eat your shit

>>53434391
Try starting your own culture, you can reuse it for sourdoughs repeatedly.

>Just invest every cent into a 50-year-long 0.2% CD

>take womens hormones and trick zoomers on onlyfans

>why buy clothes when you can by a good knife and skin hobos? the knife can also be used to cut their meat for food or to stab yourself until you die to reduce your living costs to 0

>>53436928
>rice and beans then
shilling for Beano

>>53434391
Just eat rice, potatoes, or cornflour.

>>53433464
>pick up dog shit at the park for fertilizer

>>53433464
>save usd, pay commissions to financial advisors.

>>53433990
>It's just not funny anymore
false

>>53437304
apeanon for /fit/
i was there

>>53433464
The basic bitch of financial advice

>>53433953
Would do it for free.

>endure hardship to be enslaved to the Pharises because that's what a Christian should do

>>53434361
>>sand and water
literally use that in place of soap when backpacking. works especially great for washing dishes after meals

>eat live hermit crabs at the beach

>wash out and reuse condoms

>spend 6 months waging in a tarp

>>53433464
>wipe your ass with your left hand

>>53433486
>i don’t wanna see you touching toilet paper unless it’s when you’re restocking it as the JANITOR in your second job!

>water from the Greyhound station toilet is as clean as any

>save your pubic hair clippings and knit a scarf from them

>>53433464
Don’t shower or flush toilet to save on water bill

>>53433464
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Here's the ones that are not worthless, you are welcome!

>>53433464
>Use collected rain water to spray your ass, to save on toilet paper

>>53433464
YOU TENNESSEE FAGGOTS SURE WOULD KNOW ABOUT BEING DAWG FOOD HUH DAVE? AHAHAHAHAHA!!

@53440475
Take your mass reply shit back to le reddit, nigger

>>53436928
the sugar in your bread is food for the yeast. store bought, not so much.

>>53433464
>siphon gas from your coworkers' cars during work hours to save at the pump

>this thread

>work 60 hours a week in a warehouse earning $7 an hour to pay for my social security

HAVE A 100,000 DOLLAR EMERGENCY FUND
NO EXCEPTIONS
NO EXCUSES