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HAHAHAHA

>> No.53397208
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>>53397182
I kinda had a job like this. The walking around in a trendy tech center part, not the doing nothing all day part. Great food too

>> No.53397209

>>53397182
I'm using work WiFi to post this and I still seethe at these roasties

>> No.53397217

>>53397182
I came to this.

>> No.53397220

>>53397182
I prefer WFH, away from these disgusting subhumans

>> No.53397224

these tech companies really are daycare centers arent they

>> No.53397227

>parasitic HR roasties getting paid 200k straight out of uni to sit around in kindergarten offices drinking wine and taking tiktok selfies to fuel their narcissism, completely oblivious to what real work is and how spoiled and overpaid they were, all amidst a massive looming recession
>now all getting fired
once again roasties were the perfect bubble top indicator

>> No.53397231

>>53397182
Cope and seethe, she will have a better paying job that 99% of biz by spring (1 year severance package with all google employees)

>> No.53397234

Is roasties getting hit with mass-layoffs the bottom indicator?

>> No.53397242

>>53397224
Big bloated companies all are, at some point you loose the accountability of the individual, leading to lazy workers doing nothing, also happens at older non tech company, maybe not that bad

>> No.53397247

>>53397234
No that's the easiest fat to cut, bottom will be when real estate averages plummet

>> No.53397255

But what does she do?
No seriously, what the fuck is her day-to-day duties in the office???

>> No.53397258

>>53397182
The fuck did she even do at Google

>> No.53397269

>>53397258
sex

>> No.53397281

bros how am i supposed to get a job now?
since graduating college ive been neeting learning web dev and solidity and making portfolio projects because i have no references or internships and now there are like 20k unemployed FAGMAN niggers out there competing with me

>> No.53397290

>>53397281
Just fookin look for it
I can hire you if you can fix cars

>> No.53397305

>>53397290
cant even change a tire
its fucking over

>> No.53397325

>>53397290
>>53397305
Learn to weld kek

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>>53397227
>once again roasties were the perfect bubble top indicator
so true kek

>> No.53397333

>>53397182
didn't they all get 3-4 months severance packages (i.e. probably like $40k-$60k)? They will be fine if they move out of kikefornia.

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>>53397182

Imagine drinking that generic black tea you get at Chinese restaurants, while driving your new Tesla. Suddenly, a squirrel runs in front of the Tesla and it slams on the breaks automatically. You spill your hot tea all over your new $60 jeans, then immediately get rear ended by a Ford F150. The doors auto-lock on your Tesla as the battery starts to ignite. You fight to escape, but the bulletproof windows won't break. Hot black tea is all over the car, burning your skin as you struggle to find a way out. Suddenly, the radio on your car turns on, blaring loud Chinese music. You look up and see a UFO abducting hovering above your car. A bright beam of light shines over you. You begin to dose off. It's over...

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I work even less
In fact, I’m “working” from home right now

>> No.53397381

silicone valley sisters, it's over...

>> No.53397403
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>>53397182
Notice how the first tiktok username is different from the second one?
Companies trying to attract top talent from new generations are behind making these "day in the life" videos. They show what you want to see and when its too late they have you under contract and a lot of stress to perform. Or they want retards to apply so they can say how many people try getting into their company so count yourself lucky if you do get in because you are easily replaceable.

>> No.53397406

>>53397182
The problem is that management should make sure such blatant displays of "I dont give a fuck" dont happen, but Google cut whole teams, which is smart: theyre contaminated and dont add any value. Should have happened earlier. If you make 150-250k a year for doing nothing, you better hide that fact.

>> No.53397413

>>53397182
There is justice in the world

>> No.53397424

>>53397182
Her entire video is ruined because of the entree. Old and crusty meal, old and crusty job.

>> No.53397427

>>53397182
I still don't understand why these companies hire these useless wastes of space that don't actually do anything productive, let alone produce anything.

>> No.53397457

>>53397427
Probably to keep people busy

>> No.53397463

>>53397403
It's clearly the same person. You can tell because of, y'know, their face. Also both usernames have "Nicole" in them.

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>>53397334
>but the bulletproof windows won't break
thank god that's a lie lol

>> No.53397504

>>53397182

You just know they will spin this on evil capitalism and white supremacy.

Majority of people sacked being women, LGBTQ+ and black.

>> No.53397512

>>53397182
I FUCKING HATE THESE TIKTOK VIDEOS SO MUCH
FUCKING WHORES GETTING PAID FOR HANGING OUT WORKING 2 HOURS A DAYS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53397521

>>53397182
YOU KNOW SHE WAS HIRED TO FULLFILL THE CHINK DIVERSITY QUOTAS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53397527
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53397527

these people do realize that she's most definitely a millionaire, right?

The modern left is embarrassing

>> No.53397528

>>53397182
>google in LA
>hires bug lady
I don't understand, does the management fuck her every night or something? why do mutts feel the need to hire foreigners?

>> No.53397732

>>53397255
going into meetings
gong on facebook for virtue signaling
gong on tinder to get a free date for the night

>> No.53397745

>>53397457
But that costs a company a lot of money.

>> No.53397755

>>53397182
Can we have more of these videos? It's satisfying to see these fuckers what they deserve.

>> No.53397765

>>53397745
the government & companies are tools of the elites to keep commoners occupied and placid

>> No.53397835

>>53397527
>millionaire
Women live paycheck to paycheck even when they have $500k+ total compensation.

>> No.53397871

>>53397258
Professional toilet smelly shitter

>> No.53397885

>>53397745
the people who own shares at this point are retirement funds and mutual funds and stuff. so who gives a fuck, milk it for all the free wine and peloton its worth

>> No.53397943

>>53397885
this. all the 'blue chip' s&p companies are in the frail hands of boomers now let them crash and burn for all i care

>> No.53398028

>>53397871
back in the day it used to be so nice to keep an eye on the bathroom and dive in after a cute woman took a big ol shit and jerk off while sniffing and imagining being the toilet as she strained to push that smelly log into its gaping maw

>> No.53398057

>>53397403
milhouse will never be a meme. also 90% of office jobs are daycare centers

>> No.53398070

>>53397427
diversity quota also fill a seat to bill some customer client hourly 8 hours per day

>> No.53398107

>>53397242
Lose. Lose. LOSE
why can't you faggots write this word like a non-nigger?

>> No.53398119

>>53397255
Nothing. Big tech is basically welfare for shitskins and women

>> No.53398120

>>53397527
Not a chance they're millionaires. These people are peak consumers. To you and me 500k a year means 400k in savings. To them, that's dinner at a restaurant several times a week, $500 shirts and other clothing items and accessories, $1000+ rent per week, a bunch of expensive useless clutter for the apartment or house. You'd be surprised at just how wasteful most people with six figure income are.

>> No.53398141

I thought inflation was slowing. Why did these faggot companies wait until January to start firing people?

>> No.53398189

>>53398120
This. Only a handful of them are foresighted enough to save our invest their money.

>> No.53398191

>>53398141
Damn, you're right. If only you were on the board of directors, all of this could have been prevented.

>> No.53398193

>>53397182
and this is why AI must cut those useless jobs

>> No.53398229

>>53397182
>face like it was flattened with a shovel
>shitty ugly hand tattoo
>false nails
yaaas kween!

>> No.53398248

>>53397835

This is true and they are also the worst at accepting that their poor choices have consequences. I run a financial guidance side business and the worst clients I've ever had were high income women who downright refused to admit that they might spend too much. It's a little like having to teach children

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>>53397182
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.53398295

>>53398285
Why does the dick have one arm?

>> No.53398329

>>53398295
to do the sneedful

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>>53397334
>Suddenly, a squirrel

>> No.53398368

>>53397281
keep spamming applications, get chat GPT to write cover letters. google a company thats gone bust in some other state and say you worked there as a developer. tough shit being a US fag tho. tech in general is way overpayed there and companies are catching on.
>junior dev startin pay in the UK: £24,000 (30k USD)
>junior dev in USA: I NEED 50k USD MINIMUM WAAAHHH! ALSO I SHOULDNT HAVE TO DO ANY ACTUAL WORK THATS NOT WHY I GOT INTO SOFTWARE!

>> No.53398376

>>53398107
It drives me nuts, too. I could make the distinction between those words when I was 6 yet the world is rife with dipshits that lack elemtary school grammar.

>> No.53398428

>>53397182
Yellow Goym Nigger Cattle

>> No.53398455

>>53397227
blessed lmao

>> No.53398483

>>53397745
Companies don't have money anyways. Its all debt. They are valued at billions of dollars and in millions of debt with no revenue to show for it. They juat keep getting loans based on their billion dollar valuation. The entire tech economy is fake and gay. Once the music stops and the lights come on shit is going to get real.

>> No.53398531

I looked at her tiktok and her function title is "Yelp Elite Googler"

wtf is that?

>> No.53398548

>>53398531

>wtf is that

A non-transferable job title lmao

>> No.53398550

>>53398483
big tech companies are fronts for warrantless spying operations. do you really think google makes $60-70 billion a quarter on """advertisement revenue""""

>> No.53398577

>>53398531
there's a reason why she is crying about losing her job, getting $250k to do some easy useless job for an hour a day while eating free food.
the bull run for her is over, it must suck to have that ripped away from you, she was probably imagining an entire lifetime on tutorial mode.

>> No.53398613

>>53397224
here's the real problem. we're way past beyond any pareto rule, and nobody is willing to acknowledge that
a couple hundreds engineers are enough to create most of the value in those gigacorps. 99%+ (as a real number, not an exaggeration) of the other employees are here for pretend work
code nerds who pride themselves of being "redpilled wfh chads" and draw a $300k salary while they create $30m of value are directly responsible for enabling all the bullshit bureaucracy and diversity
there's a reason we're seeing relatively scrappy startups like Stability compete with FAGMAN in AI. the levels of inefficiency and useless people employed for political reasons has gotten insane

>> No.53398645

>>53397182
NO REFUNDS.

>> No.53398654

>>53397528
We have to by law. You can get into big trouble if there's too many Whites

>> No.53398659

>>53398613
>a couple hundreds engineers
twitter is down to about 500 full time engineers and, contrary to codenigger and normalnigger outrage, the website works just fine. it's not just an HR roastie an DEI nigger problem. codeniggers need culling as well.

>> No.53398676

>>53397334
can confirm this happened to me

>> No.53398768

>>53398654
why do you have such draconian laws? I thought america was the land of the free.

>> No.53398831

>>53398654
Then why have you fired them by the thousands? Shifty law don't you think.

>> No.53398862

>>53398376
The real thing that drives me nuts is that retards will get hired anyway, no one is actually hired for /things they know/.

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>>53398659
Contrary to seething faggots waiting for the "day of the nerd shoved into locker", engineers are a very small part of the people fired.

There will never be a true mass layoff of software engineers or any other related discipline, tech will just become more and more integral to society with time.

>> No.53398913

>>53397334

>> No.53398916

>>53398886
AI-assisted coding tools, the dumbing down of coding in general with lower IQ frameworks (electron, node.js), and downward pressure on salaries in general says otherwise.
>tech will just become more and more integral to society with time.
gay dating apps for HIV+ 8 year olds or whatever it is that you """code""" isn't integral to society.

>> No.53398957

>>53398916
Weird that you could have just become a SWE in the time it took you to learn that shit instead of being a SeetheWE.

>> No.53398973

>>53397227
Lmao

>> No.53398993

>>53398957
my undergrad was in math. i know how to code and i have coded for academic purposes. i chose not to pursue it professionally because it's for low IQ autistic proles, essentially white collar factory work. i look forward to your coping and seething -- tell me how many jobs you have or how few hours you work. at the end of the day you're a wagenigger being paid to pump out widgets on a software production line, being commanded by someone like me.

>> No.53399054

>>53397305
It never began

>> No.53399074

>>53398993
nice cope

>> No.53399189

>>53397504
Straight white men are like, what, 20-25% of the population? I’d love how they are always the villains despite being a minority by a wide margin.

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>>53397182
The day of the rope is near, tick tock roasties/diversity hire faggots

>> No.53399243

I hope she has to resort to selling pics of her feet to make rent.

>> No.53399318

>>53397334
Fucking kek

>> No.53399342

>>53397745
the government literally prints free money to keep people busy

>> No.53399409

>>53398916
You’re a seething SJWew, or a woman. Can’t tell

>> No.53399417

>>53399409
watch your tone when you're talking to a superior mind, codenigger.

>> No.53399467

>>53399417
I work at a grocery store you like XD

>> No.53399482

>>53397182
i know it's been said countless times before but I cannot fucking believe that these people were being paid upwards of $75k a year, getting free food & drink, using massage chairs, getting free shit constantly, all while doing LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING OF VALUE WHATSOEVER

these recent layoffs are just the start. The top tech companies like Google are going to shed most of their workforce and pivot completely to other areas like AI.

>> No.53399514

>>53398368
>devs make a company a ridiculous amount of value
>they should be paid less
Mega retard take
Why are you enabling corporate greed by falling for the meme that tech workers are overpaid
That’s how everywhere becomes a first-world shithole like the UK

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>>53398120
Painfully accurate. It's mindblowing how recklessly NPCs blow money. Worse than niggers. At least a gaudy gold chain can be resold for something.

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>>53398916
>whatever it is that you """code""" isn't integral to society
>anything that doesn't include shoveling shit and breaking your back isn't a real job

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>>53397182
>>53399230
Already happened. Microsoft, google and amazon already fired thousands of roasties and useless workers this january

>> No.53399585

>>53399545
the pieces of code that keep the country running (SCADA/PLC, banking systems, ERP software, non-IoT embedded systems, etc.) were coded by indians and white males in the 1980s or 1990s.

>> No.53399618

>>53397182
What did she actually do?

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>>53397227
>once again roasties were the perfect bubble top indicator

>> No.53399722

>>53398768
They helped the bad guys win WW2

>> No.53399727

>>53397334
What did she mean by this?

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>>53397182
Lay offs have been ramping up in Silicon Valley. Let’s hope she doesn’t get fired.

>> No.53399796

>>53399545
Pretty much when you think about it.
You coding a faggy site so some black hoe can post pics online doesn't mean you're doing a valuable job, David Cohen.

>> No.53399865

>>53397224
>Were

>> No.53399902

>>53397182
She could lose some weight

>> No.53399946

>>53399902
or some life

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>>53397227
>once again roasties were the perfect bubble top indicator
Kek

>> No.53399977

>>53399735
Did you not watch the full thing?

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>>53397182
https://www.linkedin.com/news/story/alphabet-employees-react-to-layoffs-6145058/

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>> No.53400174

>>53400167
Can someone explain this meme?

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>>53400174

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https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1617325594320179200
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1615189880321241088
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1615438257680179201
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1613302611599589388
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1598784420722659329
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1598726459803115520
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1586022610336288769
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1584593828769845248
https://twitter.com/Cokedupoptions/status/1561371678478934016
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1542173332317118464

>> No.53400374

How could you get any work done in that environment? I would just fuck around all day I need to be in a soul crushing factory to be focused enough to work and even then i just stand around half the day

>> No.53400388

>>53397334

>> No.53400391

>>53397182
Good morning everyone! I hate women.

>> No.53400410

>>53400197
What song was it???

>> No.53400419

>>53399977
Yea I want her to continue her life on easy mode. Women are precious, chud.

>> No.53400458

>>53398916
Yeah, he's seething because he's missing out on a 6 figure salary lmao.

>> No.53400550

>>53397406
I’ve had a do nothing job
But when I wasn’t around nothing was done by anyone else. Turns out my job was just to inspire fear in the managers beneath me.

I’d literally have to go find work to do in sub departments just to keep busy.

>> No.53400723

>>53397427
Same reason they have free food and gyms. It's a flex to show off their wealth and they like having women around.

Imagine if Google was just a warehouse of efficient white and Asian men. That's not fun anon.

>> No.53400809

>>53397182
shes actually mad funny for that desu idc dumb bitch

>> No.53400827

>>53400723
>just a warehouse of efficient white and Asian men. That's not fun anon.
Sounds comfy desu

>> No.53400828

>>53397527
people live up to their salaries retard underage b& , that 3k shitbox becomes a 80k tesla, moms basement becomes 5k a month rent, etc...

>> No.53400900

>>53397255
You just saw them

>> No.53401092

Now back to kitchen or onlyfans

>> No.53401158

>>53397182
It's funny how at one point everyone thought these companies were prestigious to get into. Now we see the truth.

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>>53400723
>Imagine if Google was just a warehouse of efficient white and Asian men.

>> No.53401327

>>53397182
Narcissists will be exterminated together with psychopaths

>> No.53401350

>>53397247
>bottom will be when real estate averages plummet
cope

>> No.53401448

>>53399585
that's exactly the bull case for DeFi
cobol back end scripts are worthless, might as well do everything with a pen

>> No.53401484

>>53400723
>Imagine if Google was just a warehouse of efficient white and Asian men
the solidity compiler would probably detect bugs and google would be a pillar of web3 instead of being a branch of the CIA

>> No.53401625

>>53398613
This is true, that is why I moved to working for HFTs 5 years ago. We are team of like 20 Engineers here, and almost everyone I know in the Research and Tech department is Math/Physics Olympiad Laureate, Advanced Math/Engineering PhD holder.

>> No.53401656

IT bubble bursted
Should’ve seen it coming from all the perks shown in the video

>> No.53401685

>>53401656
It's just a natural correction. IT will continue to grow as they invent more ways to enslave people. Give it 5 years, there will be WAY more people working in IT than today.
I guarantee it.

>> No.53401689

>>53397182
>Mandate Vaccine
>Lay-off before mass die off

>> No.53401710

>>53397182
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm literally losing my sides

>> No.53401711

>>53401685
None of these people you see in these videos work in IT. You retards probably don't even know what IT is, because none of you have ever worked a real IT job.

>> No.53401735

>>53397227
>once again roasties were the perfect bubble top indicator
holy fuck you are onto something

>> No.53401759

>>53401711
It's a natural correction. I am not talking about the video, but you wouldn't understand that because you assume one thing and manage to assume yet another thing based on a faulty assumption.
You are an actual retard if you think there won't be far more people working in IT (not HR) in 5 years.

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>>53397182
>make a tiktok emphasizing the perks you get at work
>retards think you literally do nothing all day

i used to have a job like this. despite all the cool stuff to distract you there is actual work that needs and gets done everyday. but nobody would want to watch that video so instead these girls just post about drinking wine and shit. do you fucking retards even know how social media works?

>hurr durr you got laid off
no, i quit. corporate office jobs are soulless

>hurr woman, troon, etc
no. these thinly-veiled women-hate threads are tiresome and im dont pretending they're not

>> No.53401780

>>53401764
*done pretending*

>> No.53401975

>>53400111
>I was thinking about how much I loved my team and the project I was working on. How meaningful was for me to improve accessibility on Flutter
KEK

>> No.53402012

>>53401764
>despite all the cool stuff to distract you there is actual work that needs and gets done everyday

yes that's what all the autistic cave dwellers on Adderall are hired for so Stacy and Linda can make $250k total comp with a bachelors in Sociology and minor in Spanish

>> No.53402020

>>53401689
OH NONONONO AJAJAJAJAJA

>> No.53402074

>>53398886
People were saying the same shit about engineers in the 80's/90's

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>>53400723
>this is the team that successfully launched falcon heavy
we'd literally be living in a star trek-like universe today if this was the case across all companies

>> No.53402149

>>53400723
>It's a flex to show off their wealth and they like having women around.
unfortunately this is also true. boomer bosses like keeping attractive white women around just for eyecandy

>> No.53402183

>>53397255
The question is what does she not do?
She’s not having a family.
She’s not having children.
That’s what she’s really paid for with money printed by kikes that makes ALL OF US pay for it.

>> No.53402193

>>53397182
dumb bitch

>> No.53402215

>>53400828
>females and npcs
ftfy

>> No.53402304

>>53399533
Chains can be used as bail money, it's one of the main reasons why rappers all have jewelry

>> No.53402329

>>53397182
What?

Did she get laid off or what? I don't understand how that is supposed to be "OH NO NO NO".

>> No.53402348

>>53401764
>there is actual work that needs and gets done everyday

There literally isn't

>> No.53402388

>>53402329
God damnit zoomers
just skip ahead to 00:31 and see

>> No.53402399

>>53397334
kino

>> No.53402415

>>53402388
the average attention span of zoomers and millenials are less than 5 seconds.
do better.
transwomen are real women.

>> No.53402452
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>>53397227

>> No.53402481

>>53397182
I guarantee you she’s in some sort of marketing/social media role. These people are legit parasites. I was working as a data analyst at a fintech startup and the marketing team literally did NOTHING all day. Just sat around and collected their paychecks and they’re all women too.

>> No.53402524

>>53398916
AI will btfo every other job before it does software. Engineers have always leveraged new technology the hardest and salaries have only gone up as we create more effective languages, frameworks and IDEs.
Also electron and node.js do not make things any easier, except the problem of cross platform desktop release. They're a pain in the ass when writing significant software because Chromium is a pain in the ass.

>> No.53402590

>>53402452
This was the top signal wasn’t it

>> No.53403323

>>53402452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v377qrmmGEs
A small price to pay for web3 disruptors

>> No.53403382

>>53398916
massive cope

>> No.53403383

>>53397182
>I dunno why i got laid off
>continues to posts auth link to social media
yeah it's a mystery

>> No.53405056

>>53397334
many such cases

>> No.53405100

>>53397182
TECHFAGS NEED THE ROPE RIGHT THSI FUCKING SECOND

>> No.53405179

>>53397182
semi-related question, why is it normalized for people to "work" using touchpads if it's scientifically proven a mouse makes you much more productive?

>> No.53405221

>>53397182
The closest I ever had to job amenities like hers was a break room that had a cabinet full of Cup O' Noodles and Nature Valley granola bars. I think there was a hot water spigot and a microwave as well in case you really wanted to cook the hell out of your crappy little styrofoam cup of noodles. I think I may have had two of the cups of noodles and a dozen or so granola bars over the entire time I worked there as a temp which was for about a year.

>> No.53405263

>>53397476
I wonder if I had that picture printed out, would he sign it for me at a meet and greet, if he ever did such a thing?

>> No.53405351

>>53397527
Y do people forget the 50% pay cut the government takes before it hits your bank account? My CPA friend did accounting for doctors and they hate their jobs. All that schooling and debt for the commies to take half. Many wished they just became a nurse or PA.

>> No.53405418

>>53397182
When I saw the news about that, whores like this one were the first to come to mind
Good riddance maybe now America can finally heal

>> No.53405569

>>53405221
the life of tradie

>> No.53406195

The thing with hiring women is that they just give the money right back to the firms that pay them whereas men hoard their money. Capitalists know this and that's why they push so hard for women to have jobs. It does come at a cost though, namely a reduction in efficiency and innovation as well as probably a bunch of other things that I can't think of right now

>> No.53406219

>>53406195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOmxEBAFHwI

>> No.53406227

>>53397182
Work?

>> No.53406260

>tiktok
>chongposter
I was told that correlations are entirely coincidental and the only empirical evidence is supplied by the CCP

>> No.53406490

>>53397182
Bros what qualification should I be looking at to score a job like this next bubble?

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53407364

>>53397255
gets stretched out by big White peckers and that's what matters most

>> No.53407366
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53407366

>>53406227

>> No.53407970

>>53402183
This

>> No.53407993

>>53403323
I love how they disabled the comments to prevent the biz shitstorm

>> No.53408044

>>53407364
Wish that was me

>> No.53408197

>>53397234
Well at the end of the day the CEOs and managers want to make money.
These people loose money and destroy the public reputation of said company. As an investor I would NEVER invest in a company that hires idiots like that who are the public face of the organisation.

>> No.53408219

>>53397227
This, one contribution to society roasties have done be it by mistake is being the canary in the coal mine.

>> No.53408234

>>53398916
>tfw work in embedded with high IQ people so none of this shit applies to you

>> No.53408277

>>53397182
Looks like she gained 40lbs with all the crap she was shoveling down her throat on Googles dime. Can't wait to see more of these laid off TikToks.

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>>53398768
If you want lucrative federal contracts, and almost any company past a certain size does, you must have diversity hires. (((They))) won't give those contracts to companies that aren't diverse enough, as required by federal law. You can also get preference for government contracts if your company is owned by a woman or minority, though some people will out-Jew the Jews on this like a construction company's owner making his wife who has nothing to do with the company the owner on paper. (((Civil rights groups))) will also target you for discrimination lawsuits if your workforce is too white/male.

>> No.53408443

>>53397427
I basically pick new jobs based on the quality of roasties they have.
Cute Asian recruiting? +10 points

>> No.53409683

>>53402112
>>53401484
>>53401168
Niggas im not doubting it's effective. Just isn't as cool for the kingdom the owners want to rule.

>> No.53409807

>- Make-Work Job: A make-work job isa job that has less immediate financial or little benefit at all to the economy than the job costs to support. It may also have no benefit.

>> No.53409878

>>53397835
as a man there is virtually nothing to buy with that much money except shit that rises in value like an amazing house or even some cars
women have INFINITE shit to buy and it all changes to new shit every season. thats just fucking clothes, then at that amount they can afford jewelry and all kinds of crazy fashion shit. i look better in a $10 tshirt and jeans than anything else i can possibly buy maybe minus a nice suit and 10k rolex

>> No.53409896

>>53398659
what would 500 engineers even do at twitter? is that a realistic number for maintaining a slightly fancier basket weaving forum?

>> No.53409963

>>53406490
Any field that doesn't have any technical skill. Recruiting, marketing, project manager, middle management, etc.

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>>53397227
Hemline theory always holds true. When roasties get cocky you should get scared

>> No.53410012

>>53408234
non-IoT embedded is based as hell

t. autistic stm32 tinkerer

>> No.53410132

Heres another one. These people have a mental illness

https://urlebird.com/video/pov-youre-starting-your-day-at-6am-with-me-7115174398746922286/
https://urlebird.com/video/def-not-an-ideal-start-to-2023-but-staying-optimistic-that-the-i-7191193142157151534/

>> No.53411302

>>53397258
many women like this just get pampered by google to be a paid positive voice for the company.

if the company ever comes under scrutiny a gorillion roasties put down their free lattes and fire back; "Google is an amazing place to work, the culture is wonderful and working here is like a dream"

thats literally what they are there for. a few dozen uggo engineers do the actual work, an algorithm does the customer support, and a handful of big wigs control the direction of the business and manage clients.

It is (was) the playbook for all of big tech companies because their algorithms are so shady they need a voice of a boatload of roasties to counter it.

>> No.53411345

>>53398120
yep. not a chance this woman on tiktok is investing that money or saving it.

>> No.53411365

>>53410132
>Shit spending habits
>No actual skills
>2 months of expenses saved
>Stay tuned
Please post her updates in two months.

>> No.53411378

>>53397227
Who has the Bitcoin dinner picture

>> No.53411446

>>53398376
>yet the world is rife with dipshits that lack elemtary school grammar.
>dipshits that lack elemtary school
>elemtary

Lol. Lmao even.

>> No.53411484

>>53399243
I’d buy them no cap

>> No.53411515

>>53399618
goyslop consultant

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>>53411302
they can just use their algorithm's and AI's to back up the company on social media. They never needed these people.

>> No.53412592

>>53402452
>>53402590
All of those wages are fake.

>> No.53413801

If this was a man Chad guy with right wing views you faggots wouldn't even be talking about them. I feel bad for anyone fucking laid off by these corpos if you can get a job that does nothing and make faggot incel rightoids seethe you should do it. I know I would.

>> No.53413856

>>53413801
>If this was a man Chad guy with right wing views
He would never make a video like that, or have a job like that. Are you retarded?

>> No.53413868

>>53398886
>Marketing
>2%
really shows who the truly "important" people in a company are

>> No.53413884

>>53397334
Amazing post

>> No.53413912

>>53398916
>resort to more and more ai/jeet coding
>OMG!!! WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING HACKED???

Baffling

>> No.53413993

>>53402452
and now literally the only guy who was worth something at chainlink labs (patrick collins) jumped ship to his own startup
stinkies are so out of touch with blockchain ecosystem they likely don't even know the guy let alone his relevance

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53414432

>>ugly
>>annoying
>>oblivious
lmao chink white-washed sloots are the worst of all worlds

>> No.53414553

>>53399556
>already fired
It's gonna get crazier

>> No.53414583

>>53401711
He's right though. They're pushing hard for cyber and the talent I see is fuuuccckkkinnnng uuuuuussseeeeleeeesssssss.... They're basically HR tier. They don't know how to read network diagrams. I'm not looking forward to it.

>> No.53414643

>>53405179
They might not be acquainted with a mouse because so they do is sip Starbucks

>>53405351
>>53405418
Based

>>53413868
Marketing teams are usually small. 2% is probably outsized.