/biz/ - Business & Finance

>people need 5 minutes to shit
What the fuck? It takes me literally 2 minutes or less. Literally sit down, relax or push and out it goes. Then I wipe and bidet and then wipe again and flush. It takes less than 5 fucking minutes. Is everyone constipated these days?

>>53384934
Try to look into the old coins that did well in 2017 but were meh in 2021. there some real gems that still developing and in some cases work directly with gov on regulations and all kind of projects.

>>53384954
depends. I am ALWAYS doing my shit in work so I am literally getting paid by doing shit and then taking my time </offtopik>

>>53384954
good for you.. sometimes it takes me 10-15 min and i shit like once per week twice when i am lucky.

>>53384974
yeah but I am talking more bout shitcoins like tsuka, floki etc. Do not even have utility

>>53384980
thats unhealthy. Drink kefir daily

>>53384996
Thanks for advice anon.

>>53384980
That's pretty common when your diet consists primarily of breast milk. When your mom stops nursing you, you should start having more frequent bowel movements

>>53384934
checkmate faggot

Do I need to switch hotels for that or is a taxi good enough?

>>53385054
and suck tits on your own


btw we are here to talk shitcoins

>>53384974
You mean the likes of Ripple, Stellar and every ERC20 tokens there is or possibly L2 projects, yeah? Fact that i ain't moved by the Fudding on XRP shows a whole lot and my hodling on sylo wallet will allow me to interact smoothly with the Root network on the wallet dApp as i can use it for gas fees.

>>53384954
>worked for me bro

>>53385167
Nah, my opinions about ERC-20 tokens were always more on the meh side.
I did mean projects like Stratis, a platform similar to ethereum written in C# that is now working with UK regulators and on a GBP stablecoin, or IOTA projects like that.

>>53384954
I either have constipation so it takes me 20 minutes or I have coffee which gives me dirty smelly diarrhea spraying from my asshole which also takes 20 minutes to clean up

>>53385232
Though IOTA had some drama, they have a large team of around 100 people? i think but sadly a lot of delays.

>>53385265
Shut up no one's talking about c*ypto in this thread

>>53385055

Yes, I'll just do this in my dirty shoes and get scratches and dogshit all over your Nazi toilet.

>>53385272
I already shared my problems with shitting calm dowm.

so there is no new shitcoin in town that reached 100m in last months?

>>53384954
Why the fuck do you wipe before bidet?

>>53384934
It's too early, the shitcoins that are hitting $100M mcap either don't exist yet or are still unknown $1M microcaps

>>53385880
do you have any candidates for such moonshots? I am looking at OHMI, kabosu and WEB5

>>53385920
jasmy

>>53385953
it was pumped last year no? also its already at $25m

>>53385258
use probiotics, they must be alive to work well.

>>53385977
another coin could be $BOGGED then.
they have a working product and do a better job than pancakeswap

>>53386012
>BOGGED
oh man I got hit so badly by bnb shitcoins that I am not going to buy them ever again

>>53385920
I'm bullish on morphswap.io, it's currently around $2M mcap, DYOR but the product is legit.

>>53386021
they were promising as fuck and then they got flashloaned into oblivion
could have made 60k$ back then from 500$ lmao

>>53385265
Big team cool if project need all da manpower to carryout the needed work, but projects building inclusive web3 communities with decentralized communication protocol and no interference from those damn centralized authorities is what I'm all about, Chad.

>>53384954
I am getting paid to take a shit so sitting for half an hour playing chess and shitposting on my phone is very rational.
t. on the bowl right now

>>53386776
You're only stealing from yourself. Your morals and integrity, development, and karma

>>53386059
Show me a working demo or stop posting this scam

>>53384934
$Cult went from zero to 140 million

KENSHI will go from 700K to 70 million

Kaspa went from 0 to $125m