/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53352534
>forage dandelion from the park

>>53352534

"Sell your wife into slavery to buy a car cash" - Dave Ramsey

"If you can't afford rice and beans, eat your neighbors, literally" - Dave Ramsey

"*snort* *sniff* *gulp* REEEEEAAARRRRRUUUUIUIU GRAWRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS!" - Dave Ramsey

>>53352534
>shave with a kitchen knife

>>53352534
>Just deliver pizzas on foot to save money for a $5,000 unreliable beater car that breaks down on you
>Just spend your weekend foraging mushrooms in the forest with your wife
>Just take showers together with the entire family to save money on water

>>53352579
Say what you will about Dave Ramsey, but he's not hear to coddle your little zoomer ass. Like your pansy ass zoomie lines like "We're all going to make it!" and "just hodl" are any better. You're never going to make it. Time to get a job, eat the beans, and show up to work ready to shake hands in a suit and tie bright and early at 8 am like the boomers did it.

>>53352534
Never trust a man that can't be honest about who he is. Dave claims to be a christian but there is nothing in any of his talks that espouses orthodox christian beliefs. Furthermore his programs are said to be based on "biblical principals", but he cherry picks individual verses out of multiple translations to make his point look legitimate. Most of these verses are out of context, and I can contradict most of his outlook on life with just Matthew, Mark, and Ecclesiastes. A man who claims to be a christian but then distorts and makes merchandise out of the bible should not be trusted.

>>53352534
okay shut the hell your mouth buddy hecking frick riding a scooter isnt that bad plus gas is only 3 bucks for a gallon

T- dailies a Honda Ruckus

>>53352534
Honestly not a bad idea lmao

>>53352655
its an obvious grift, he uses religion as a cover to prevent people from attacking him.

>>53352534
>use rocks as furniture
>wear a scuba suit instead of heating your home
>commute to work on the underside of random cars

>>53352645
Shut up, Dave.

>>53352694
I was thinking more like a razor scooter

>>53352745
>commute to work on the underside of random cars

>>53352710
what happens when you get splat and have no medical insurance?

>downgrade to a train to get around town

>>53352644
Being frugal is good though

>>53352745
>commute to work on the underside of random cars

>>53352534
lol

>>53352534

DAVE FIRE THE GAYS RAMSEY

he is scamming all his fans with his sales funnel that pushed people into overpriced high-fee mutual funds, non fiduciary advisors, and real estate + mortgage brokers that give him kickbacks.

Imagine a world where 200 million americans use these as their primary mode of transport and how kino it would be

>>53352562
Based.

>>53352534
Look man, the reality is that our civilization is in the period of decline most empires face. There is unfixable social decay and the machinery of the empire Is cannibalizing itself to sustain it's byzantine system. Also people over like 40 usually aren't very clever or experienced in anything, boomers grew up in a very unique economic era and they literally could get wealthy by simply investing a tiny amount of their money into things and waiting. Yes we all know Dave would be getting his bussy pounded if he had to compete today, even he knows it which is why all he does is his worthless talk show were he repeats the same 5 talking points.

As you may have noticed things are and will continue to get worse. You actually are living in the good times and one day decades from now you will be nostalgic for fucking 2022. So make the most of your time and be smart. Work hard to get ahead while you can. It's not fair and the system is rigged but the stakes are real and if you fuck up enough you'll end up as a modern slave. Remember man you're not just fighting for you, you may also be fighting for your future sons or daughters right now.

>>53353613
not spending money on funkopops and dumb consoooomer bullshit is good advice though

not getting into insane amounts of debt is good advice though

why do you hate this guy so much?

>>53352534
>never use your fucking legs
sometimes I wonder if we are really moving forward as a society, maybe we should get richer for this? I'm still trying to figure out if you can fly if you're rich enough, that's what my dext bags are for

> Take a shit on your neighbor's lawn to save on plumbing

>>53352745
>commute to work on the underside of random cars
my sides

>>53353089
That's all well and good. You cut back one year on all excess expenses. But now year two rocks around, you don't really have anything more to cut back on. And your government just printed another trillion dollars, """donated""" another few billion all whilst leaving inflation unchecked. And to top it off your company said no pay rise this year, or if you do get one it's a 1% rise that doesn't cover jack shit. So whatever little cutbacks you did have gone nowhere.

>>53353190
Grocery shoppig would be so much more annoying

>>53352644
To be honest I wish I had a wife who loved the forest and would raise chickens and garden.
I hate so many women nowadays, how shallow and stupid and demanding they are.

The issue is that if everyone cuts back to save then you haven't really saved anything. Brb give every prospective homebuyer 200k and suddenly houses all cost an extra 200k

>>53353950
I don't care or think about him at all. I think he only uses his show to condescend to people and he isn't nearly as tough, wise, or helpful as he imagines himself to be. If you need his advice you probably really fucked up somewhere badly