/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53346560
Buy this pen or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

>>53346560
this pen allows you to say the word "nigger" with total impunity.

>>53346560
No.

>>53346560
how would you like to buy a pen that was on the desk of a famous 4chan chud?

>>53346560
Pens are gay. Real niggas usin sharpies now

>>53346576
I'll take two

>>53346560
a girl touched this pen and if you hold it, it's like she is touching you.

Pen(is)

Do you have something else to put in your ass right now, Anon?
You can use this pen. You can also write with it, imagine how useful it is.

>>53346560
You can write in cursive with this pen, something niggers will never be able to do.

>>53346560
THE COST OF PENS ARE GOING TO REACH $1000 PER PEN/ BUY IT NOW AND YOU'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE BY THE END OF THE YEAR

>>53346560
It reminds you of your childhood when fewer clowns were honking

>>53346560
>Snaps in half
>Now you have two pens to sell!

>>53346560
The best sales people, like myself, would never try to sell you the pen.

>>53346560
allright just please gimme an autograph please, ill pay u 20 dollars
Eh? you dont have a pen? ill sell you this one for 19 bucks
okay, including taxes and fees thats 23 dollars. Thanks for playing!

>>53346686
yeah we both know you'd try to sell it as a service on a perpetual licensing scheme with a required service and maintenance contract, you hook nosed kike.

>>53346560

A gay nigger just told me xhe would never buy a pen like this…what about you sir would you like a pen?

>>53346560
Write your name down on this napkin for me

>>53346686
Oh come on, how much do you want me to pay you to sell me the pen?

>>53346724
I don't have a pen

>>53346560
The Idea of Sell me this pen is to go like this.

>Hey Sell me this pen.
>Okay so how long have you been in the market for a pen?
>I'm not interested.
>Well then fuck you, I'm not gonna try selling you something you don't want that's a stupid waste of time.
Most rookie or bad salesmen will try and do something like show off the pens features, explain how it's on sale etc, but if there is no desire for the pen anyway it will never be bought and you end up losing rapport with the potential client because you were a pushy salesman instead of trying to find out their need, desire, and fit.

You can alternatively try to build agency and need for the pen like >>53346724

>>53346560
If you want it back you've gotta pay me 2 bucks
>puts the pen in my pocket

>>53346560
"It's a nice pen"

the pen vaguely looks a bit like sanic

>>53346686
Thanks for the free pen, sucker.

>>53346580
Sold

>>53346580
I'll take 10000, thanks.

I used this pen in my childhood. If you needed a pen you would buy packs of these and then proceed to lose all of them.

I dont know how many of these pens I have chewed on.

Do you wanna buy some?

Did you know Anne Frank's diary was written with a pen? Using this pen is like a quiet rebuke of the lie that is the holocaust.

>>53346560
sir please, my village is starving! its just 1 dallar, absolutely nothing for such a wealthy westerner like yourself.

>>53346576
so by not buying the pen, i get a huge inheritance?
you're not good at what you do

>>53346580
>say
write.
idiot

>>53346560
If you don't buy this pen. I am going to stab you with it!

How about I stick this pen in my ass and you send me some btc. Everybody wins.

>>53346560
If in a bind, you can stick it up your ass for a quick nut at the office.

>>53346560
oh hey cool, I got another free pen!
I'm out!

>>53346560
buy this pen or you're gay

>>53351559
Wait anon you can't take that pen I want the pen

>>53346560
Post pic of pen in pooper and I'll send you 10 link, oh you don't have a pen? I'll sell you one for 5 link.

>>53346576
Damn nigger, you got me

>>53346576
yeah fuck that give me one

you can stab people with it

Its an NFT pen on the blockchain. Its the future of writing

>>53346560
I'm selling this pen for 5 dollars with a challenge. Whoever holds the pen one week from now will be entitled to a prize of $100 dollars.
My premise is that too many people are afraid of opportunity, thinking there has to be a catch, and those that do take the risk, will sell it to the first person to make them an offer and guaranteed short term reward, rather than 'risk' holding for the full reward.
I'm interested to see how many times it changes hands.

>>53346576
Fuck (you), give me one.

>>53346560
I despise those pens.They feel so goddamn uncomfortable in my hand, I can't understand how anyone would use one for longer than one second.