/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53335798
WTF! ITS REAL!!!
OH NO NO NO NO!!!!

>>53335798
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!1 TWATTER THREAD?!?!? REPORTS ON REDIT, INSTAGRAM AND TIC TOC!?!?! OMFG ITS THE END, THIS IS THE BIG ONE!

Silly goyim bank runs are illegal!

>>53335798
That happened 2 hours ago. Literally old news.

I TETHERED

>>53335798
What in the fuck is Zelle app? Looks like the culprit

a bank run is impossible nowadays bc money isnt real. its just numbers on a screen backed by the trust of the goyim

i probably should have looked into this before i put $300k into my brokerage account, but if a bank (like jpm) goes down, do they take all my stock holdings with them too?

>>53335882
(((Zelle)))

>>53335882
payment app to send money, but it's connected to your bank account and withdraws the money from it and a lot of banks have incorporated it into their apps

>>53335798
>Twitter
>Wallstreetsilver
Go back, right now

>>53335798
What is even happening anymore bros? Like how do things get so bad that you feel its okay to come out with your fat hanging out like that? It's all so tiresome.

>>53335798
TWITTER SCREENSH-- oh wait it's just a link

But we need your money to short the market goyim deal with it!

This news made me grab my silver stack and hold it closely

>>53335884
This. FDIC backs up to 250k and most normies barely have $400. You could run on a single bank for physical cash, but even then most places are cashless now.

>>53336444
This. Based BofA using depositor's currency to tamp down the physical silver price using paper derivates, they're giving us cheapies.

>>53336488
99 years to pay though. Most regular people do not have any savings at all meaning what they do have is likely already earmarked.

>>53335798
I found what BoA did with their client's money. They used it to buy gold.

https://www.kitco.com/news/2023-01-17/Gold-is-a-mainstay-asset-for-the-next-3-years-BofA.html

>>53336488
FDIC is a scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKbOM0sqXM4

Thanks for playing guys.
No refunds of course.

>>53336081
IN AWE

>>53335881
Top kek

I'M BUGGING OUT WITH MY RICE AND BEANS ONE BANK IS EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL ISSUES

Nothingburger, just a glitch with Zelle and all transactions are just delayed

>>53335946
The term is liquidation. As an investor your liability is your stocks. They are still yours you would need to transfer to another broker

>>53335798
XRP solves this problem

>>53337056
True actually
Now ask how they knew these would be issued near 3 decades ago

>>53335798
Hans...

....Grab the popcorn

>there are people out there holding their money at a ((bank)) and not a credit union

so these morons just looked at their balance on zelle and thought the bank ran out of money?

>>53335867
>That happened 2 hours ago. Literally old news.
You heard em goyim. Nothing to see here. Anyone else feeling sleepy?

>>53336081
girls can show their midriffs and nobody bats and eye
you fucking bigot

The canary has been found dead
IT'S OVER, JOEVER

>>53336081
It's a flex, sure you are talking shit now but try saying it to his face. He would grab your by the neck then sit on you till you cry like a bitch

>>53336619
a scam who knows that The Big One is coming down the pipeline and they sure as fuck aren't going to be caught holding the hot potato

>>53337075
7 decades ago actually, they were just waiting for the tech to catch up and the supranational zionist financial/industrial cabal to doom itself through greed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bancor
https://centerforneweconomics.org/publications/multilateral-clearing/

>>53335798

>>53337350
i would like to see the details and internal terms/conditions of the investment rounds that led to that particular group of banks owning zelle

NOT MY HECKIN ZELLERINO

>>53336944
>He hasn't bugged out yet
You're so far behind.

>>53335798
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>But my assets were all in Jewish Monopoly money!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>53335882
>What in the fuck is Zelle app?
>>>/pol/412738167

>>53335798
It means bailouts incoming. Idk if that means QE again though

>>53337191
incredible

>>53337191
thats a whorish way to dress is and is shameful

>>53337191
>>53336081

Bet you be bitching and calling them faggot if they are fit and wear tank tops like it was still the 90s.

>>53337960
>girls show their midriff
>get raped or ogled

>man shows midriff
>thats a whorish way to dress and is shameful

better go to the bank tomorrow and withdrawl the entire balance or you will be fucked