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>>53294112
now you know how it feels to be black. Welcome to the club

>>53294112
Congrats you gave your genes to the jew

>>53294197
I'm a euromutt so my sample will just confuse them

>>53294112
>>53294207
Your ancestors are looking down on you thinking you’re a faggot fure sure OP.

>>53294234
no they conquered britain and I'm meant to conquer something as well, my eyes are set on south east asia or east asia

>>53294207
They just ran a psyop on TV news (I caught it on a flight with free tv/wifi) about the genetic testing companies not turning over your information to the government and keeping it secure. You just know.

>>53294112
I1a germanichads... wagmi
Shitskins and swarthoids all over the world seethe at our might. All of their women would betray them in seconds for the WMD.
>(hu)Wite Massive Dick
>t. I-Y7477

>>53294112
That Viking must have been a Chad to have descendents spread out over all those countries and it literally doesn't exist before the year 700.

>>53294285
My ancestors conquered his land and raped his women.
t. Mesolithic european

>>53294276
kek, they already use it to find criminals, wtf do they mean

>>53294285
mutations

>>53294276
I'm more concerned my mom send Jews our DNA. So now I need to look out for nano mosquito bots trying to deliver poison specifically built for my blood.

>>53294285
You can also thank my great^10 grandaddy William the Conqueror for that one

>>53294300
How are you still a hunter-gatherer anon? Or are you referring to that pic? I added it by accident. I was going to mention how, on a somewhat related note that I wish I was a Scythian or Sarmatian (pic rel). Financially speaking I think it's the right life for me. But that pic is prior to the Battle of Adrianople

>>53294300
your ancestors didn't do shit and never made it north stop larping

>>53294334
I unironically think COVID attacks R1b and was being designed to by chink glowies.

https://osf.io/yv8kc

>>53294276
The government already has my DNA from when I was arrested. I'm not sure if they were even legally allowed to take it, but it was my second drug arrest.

>>53294112
is that 23 and me, or ancestry.com?

what if i sent them my dna but used a rented PO box and a fake name? would the FBI still arrest me haha?

>>53294420
Eh, if you could put it on an NFT you could just own your genetic information. Why don't we do this bros?

>my last name makes life hard
You live in Denmark, right? You won the lottery simply by being born there.

Unless of course your ancestors are greedy retards and did something disgusting like move to North America

>>53294384
My group goes back to then when someone's y-dna mutated apparently. People with this DNA turn up worldwide.
I can trace my history pretty far back at least to Vikings and Germanic roots. But I think those people were descendants of Scythians who migrated anyway, maybe integrated with existing cultures.

>>53294486
uh, no

>>53294457
nah europe was stupid, I have rights, to speech and to bear arms

>>53294320
That was the whole focus of the broadcast. They said that the databases the government has access to are only 200,000 large, and they don't have lawful access to the various genealogy companies databases which are much larger.

>>53294501
Yeh I was maybe wrong I go back through the King of Normandy and that Rollo guy.

>>53294526
Damage control because of what ever that last glow op was where people speculated they got his DNA from a database.
Also new id because tranny janny

>>53294526
maybe once they get a search warrant for like murder or they need a dna test to verify

>>53294528
Pretty sure like half of Western Europe does prolly anon. But I don't think you are a literal direct paternal descendant of Rollo or William Longsword or etc. No one knows what their haplogroup was yet.

>>53294510
Yeah I have that too except my country is safer and richer and not full of niggers

>>53294566
It is direct. There is like 5 million of us out there for unfortunately no royal claims.

>>53294621

>>53294630
It gets pretty easy to trace, assuming I can just follow the family tree up the line

>>53294551
Waah now I can't get away with murdering people waah

>>53294653
Anon stop. You don't even know if you're directly descended from that Howard. Plus if you knew anything about English history, you would know that Edward I wasn't a direct descendant of Rollo. He wasn't even Norman. Plantagenets didn't even have Germanic haplogroups, their Y-DNA was Gallo-Roman and even that is in dispute because it seems someone got cucked at some point based on living descendants of this line in particular around or before Edward I. But yeah, not Norman.

>>53294653
>>53294700
Also you wouldn't get Y-DNA cream m them but from some obscure Norman/Viking/Anglo/Celt/etc like most of the rest of us. If that's your surname I mean.

>>53294112
>or a smith
smiths were never the bottom of the old feudal caste system, they were the equivalent of the upper middle class in todays hierarchy.
those born into the trades (especially blacksmiths) were the most socially mobile group of the non upper classes, in england we have chapel records that go back 800+ years and what you find is that the smiths were the ones who moved around a lot and had the most children.
they were never the peasants toiling in the fields, they were usually educated and had access to rights, like the right to travel, do commerce or own weapons, the smiths were free men.
and all of that said, its been a good 200+ years since a persons name meant anything about their background in eruope, amerimutts larping as ethnicity x or y based on a fucking name is some of the dumbest shit any of us have to suffer reading online.
my best friend has an irish surname and we always joke that if he was born in america, he would be branded a paddy and would probably consider himself irish, the reality is he has one male irish ancestor from 5 generations ago, with every other ancestor being from this part of england. thats 1/32 people kek

>>53294700
I do know I'm a direct descendant.
I'm looking now because I researched a while ago but I think all king's descended from William?

>>53294783
>but I think all king's descended from William?
CRAYON GO CRUNCH

>>53294795
Idk what I'm missing desu. Isn't Queen Elizabeth a direct descendant? Google tells me so

>>53294783
Not directly, after 1154. I've heard speculation that Robert I and Rollo have the same paternal ancestor but again none of this is confirmed, and plenty of people have claimed otherwise because no one knows Rollo's or William's paternal haplogroup.

>>53294277
Checking my own dubs. This thread made me go down a rabbithole on my Y-DNA (I-Y7747) and it appears that it comes from the Markomanni, which is the Germanic tribe that fucked Emperor Marcus Aurelius' shit up for decades and what probably got him into stoicism as a coping mechanism. Feels good having based af ancestors, ngl no cap fr.

>>53294828
Direct descendant means lineal descent, like father to son or grandson. Try breathing without your mouth and thinking some of this through before posting.

>>53294869
He was apparently a cunt towards his son and fucked him up for life (and thus the empire) with all that forced asceticism.

>>53294597
no it isn't

>>53294901
>direct descendant
>someone who is related to someone else through their parents and grandparents, not through their aunts, uncles etc
Is that not what I'm talking about? If you're refering to pic idk, googled family tree.
Angry about my royal blood anon?

>>53294941
>I2
>is a retard
Checks out

>>53294956
>Israelite
>Scythian
>Germanic
>Viking
>English Roaylty
>Internet Chad
Yeah you could say I have some greatness in me

>>53294956
kek
based
I2 pussies were built for BBC
>Big BAVARIAN Cock

>>53295028
I'm new to all this but, huh? Someone got dicked in that region.

Give me all your sources I want to learn. Lest ye be kikes muddying waters.

>>53295129
I'm just shitposting. The generally speaking, the Germanic haplotypes are I1a and some specific kinds of R1b. So those I2a2 descended sluts in Central Europe almost certainly took some I1a cock. Interesting geographical distribution of I2a2 though, certainly some of those guys were chads themselves

>>53295182
>*But generally speaking
Sorry, phonefagging

>>53295182
Apparently so. It's all pretty confusing desu.

>>53295350
Hapolgroup I, both I1 and I2, were in Europe before the Proto-Indo-European invasions, which brought R1a and R1b to eastern and western Europe, respectively. I1 found refuge in Scandinavia and I2 in the Balkans while R1a/b went on a genocidal rampage and rape spree from the Baltic to the Pyrenees. R1b people split into different tribal/cultural groups like Celts and Italics; Celts were predominant in central Europe and migrated into Britain, and so absorbed some I2a2 remnants. The Germanic culture was jointly founded by an R1b group that went north of where the Celts were and the I1a survivors in Denmark and northern Germany. Later in the first centuries AD, the Germanic tribes migrated south into the Celtic zone where modern Germany is and spread I1a there, also absorbing some I2a2. Eupedia is a fun rabbithole to explore desu desu.

>>53295539
>Eupedia
Will be digging ty