/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53291954
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,202.989B, 101P = 21.812B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,179.781B, 103P = 21.163B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kek kennies

>tfw MOASS

>>53291976

kek crypto baggies

if dubs MOASS tomorrow

My magnum opus

Towel sisters, we're merging.

>>53292002
Market's closed artard

>>53292074
Only the yank markets. I doubt the germans will kick it of, but technically not correct

I hope I get a good id. Sick of being a nobody

>>53292113
>rolls for a good ID
>Gets the POX
kek

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>53292027
Ken really does look like a wojak, I'm still partial to carbonite Ken though.

Reminder booking shares is doxxing yourself, so might as well ride the fame and say funny things on CNN

>>53292154
Not if gamestop prohibits you from seeing the ledger

>53292154
>NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T BOOK YOUR SHARES YOU BECOME A LEGIT SHARE HOLDER IN A LEDGER!!!
not sending their best

>>53292161
Congress will leak it like Trump's tax returns

>>53292154
I was never worried about being doxxed in the first place, everyone who I know personally knows what my positions are. If anyone from my family wants to beg me for money I'm going to make them sit through hours and maybe days of me talking about conspiracy theories.

>>53292170
Everyone should book their shares, just pointing out the people who want to be left alone with their wealth, won't be.

>>53292175
kek
>>53292180
sneed

I can't stand it when markets are closed on the weekdays.

How many made-up meme tokens have they been using as 'locates'?

>>53292245
It’s the lamest thing ever. I hope a 24 hour market emerges from the ashes of this fraudulent piece of shit market

>>53292154
A life worth living is worth risking everything for.

>Girlfriend cheated on me 10 months ago, after I took her into my home and poured myself out to her in every way, still not over it.
>Blooming opiate addiction.
>Unemployed.
>No heat in my house.
>Cant afford to feed myself properly.
>Spend all day and all night, sometimes for weeks on end, not saying a word to anyone in complete solidtude.
>Depression has become incredibly strong and suicidal ideation is back

Things are bad right now, but I still have hope. That hope is GME. And I love Jesus so that really helps. It will make a good story one day, one way or the other.

>>53292366
Kek baggie

>>53292366
We'll never meet anon most likely. But I can say this for you at least.
Hang in there; this too shall pass, you are my friend and you are going to make it. The world would be a dimmer place without you.

>>53292366
>Sharing feelings with women.
>expecting the then to still be interested in you.

>>53292175
Based.

>>53292423
>The world would be a dimmer place without you.
Doubt it, he sounds like a pretty worthless faggot. Just taking up space and air. It’s obvious no one likes him, gotta be a reason for that.

>>53292433
*expecting them to still be interested in you

>>53292175
>I told you about all this, if you ever want a penny from me you're going to hear in great length and detail about why I was right

Sure would be nice to buy something other than GME. I mean like a house or a holiday or a future for the white race. I'd like to start living properly again after 2020 where I can travel but America wont let me in without the jab, which they extended until April on the quiet. It's the last country still keeping up the facade for foreign travel. I think my first Holiday will be a week in Amsterdam then a week in Italy, while my house purchase settles. Once hack I can begin fresh to start working on self sustainability and passive income generation. It just takes Cohen to do the needful to free us.

>>53292433
I'm going to keep trying until it works or I die a stupid idealist. I'm never taking the bitterness pill. I will accept the power of vulnerability.
>>53292423
Thank you. I have 457.6 shares. I will make it. I will start selling my ass on the street before I ever even think of selling one share.
>>53292411
I see you

>>53292461
Lmao ruthless, but I ironically correct. Unfortunately women don’t want to be with a loser. You have to take it until you make it. I’ve gotten with some outrageous chicks out of my league simply by acting like a complete dickhead, the trouble was I couldn’t keep it up, but for the year or so that I can keep the act up, they love it. I’m not even good looking. I’m a balding manlet, it’s just women love emotionless assholes

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10av4vt/dont_even_need_to_trust_me_bro_on_bbby_the_dd/
So many connections. I just hope if anything happens with BBBY that GME will get a bigger price increase, otherwise I will be mad I missed such an obvious play

>>53292461
I have a ton of friends and come from a big itallian family. They all love me very much, and would provide for me the second I ask. I wont ask though, because I love them too. I wont go into what my problems stem from because it doesn't matter. But I just want to say youre a faggot too, even though appreciate the way your brain works

Either shut the fuck up, teach me something, or tell a joke. Otherwise, I actually do hope you kill yourself.

>>53292581
Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was asalted.

>>53292528
bro you gotta clean yourself up before we make it, or else getting rich is just gonna be your coffin nail

>>53292366
Don't give up. Good things come out of hard times. I'm not sure where you're located, but seek help. There are many resources available. If you believe in God pray. I'll pray for you anon. Hang in there and stop thinking about that girl

Also, knock it off with the drugs and get yourself a proper meal.

>>53292609
Thats true. Its hard when it doesn't feel like there is any reason to though. I've been feeling disenfranchized lately about wanting to have a family, contribute to the work, or even work a job. I'm really disgusted by the way the world is going and I dont want to strengthen something that I find so disgusting. The destruction or at least reconstruction of it that will be caused by gme is one of the only things I look forward to.
>>53292652
Thanks. It doesn't have my soul yet, I can still see a path out, but they say the chains are as light as a feather until you try to take them off, so I guess we will see.

>>53292581
Fuck the stock

Going on the BBBY sun is depressing. The amount of money that could have gone into gme I wonder if retards sold their DRS for bbby in the last quarter

>>53292366
>I love Jesus
Based. Hang in there anon. WAGMI

>>53292785
You're just mad they found the fuse

>Market closed because of holiday
>Still have to work
Worst days of the year

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Greasy Fingered Minnesota Defense Doofuses can do about it.

WAGMI

>>53292519
For real half the comments are actual meltdownies that are ignoring everything, citing their scripts and are hand waving away the entire write up while offering no counter as usual. If you check their history they are actual meltdownies and thus are being paid or corralled to post fud about all of this. Which is why none of the anti-bbby shilling is organic

>>53292861
We just found the new narrative they'll use to explain more DRS rug pulls lol

wen moass ryan. At this rate the jabbies will die out and our money wont worth nothing in the upcoming collapsed society.

>>53292785
Holding is easy. I just need to do nothing with my GMEs

we are all going to make it (on tuesday)

>>53292785
>caring about other people's investments

Mwas Africa for two weeks. What did I miss?just looking, Bath went up 200% and then crashed again? Gme back over 20? Looking good

Funny how time passes, it's 2023
Like a born Yeager, I keep looking out the sea
Is this the year, Ima truly be free?
Every second, every day, they begging, they plea
"Sell" "Sell" please sir, why don't you see?
"Well "Well" I'm just sipping on my lemon tea
See when I'm down, I'm not the type to flee
Tee another round, you blood-sucking flea
On my ground, it's a FUD-fucking spree
This my stock, this my key, one and only GME
Before the world taken by globalization and Xi
I need some land with cows to make some ghee
I want dividends dripping like honey, that's why I save the bees
I want to cook, read a book, write these hooks with some ease
Not here to entertain media or please, just saying modern rap is a disease
Pressure is major, I think I need some grease for my knees
Promise everything ok, get a trust fund for my niece
Maybe take a trip to Greece, get a 4-wheel with a lease
Take over remnants of Credit Suisse, when they default and finally cease
Swiss watches with color swatches, I don't mind a time piece
Miss cautious, other options, no other time to find peace

>>53293057
Ye

>>53293094
~bot

wagmi

>>53292366
you're a good example why gme doesn't even deserve to pump

I just want to travel the world with a brand new Lenovo Legion 7i with an Intel i9-13950HX and and RTX 4090 so I can go to Colorado, ski all day and then play Dota at night

I want to go to Germany, rent an Audi TT and race the Nurburgring and then play Dota at night

I want to go scuba dive off the coast of the Maldives and then play Dota at night

I want to do a pub crawl in Adelaide all day and then play Dota at night

I want to go to Tierra del Fuego and watch the volcanos when it’s 30 degrees out in august with a beer and then play Dota all night

>>53293173
For me, it's a 2023 Toyota Sienna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vZ-zNrAZms

>>53293144
honored to know my imploding life should ruin it for everyone else. I'm out of order but i'm not dumb. I can understand the big words, and I've been around this board long enough to know a good thing when it pops up. I'll submit one job application tonight in your honor. If I feel like it... maybe.

>>53292498
>Sure would be nice to buy something other than GME. I mean like a house or a holiday or a future for the white race. I'd like to start living properly again after 2020 where I can travel but America wont let me in without the jab, which they extended until April on the quiet. It's the last country still keeping up the facade for foreign travel.
The jabbadabbadoos became an article of religious faith for progtards here, to show their loyalty to the Current Thing and opposition to the Orange Man. It will take a total withdrawal of them from the market to get the feds to drop the entry requirement.

DAILY REMINDER:
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GAMESTOP WILL BLEED TO ZERO
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GAMESTOP WILL BLEED TO ZERO
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GAMESTOP WILL BLEED TO ZERO
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GAMESTOP WILL BLEED TO ZERO
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GAMESTOP WILL BLEED TO ZERO
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GAMESTOP WILL BLEED TO ZERO
BAGGOTS FUCKING KEK

>>53293173
seek help

>>53293236
it will be ebic either way

>>53293173
I have a mk1 8n 3.2 DSG TT. I love it

GME. WILL. WIN.

>>53292063
Lol no

>>53293236
This, but with BBBY

Guys, how do I get over my fear of flying? I fucking hate it. Completely out of control, 20 thousand feet in the air. Can't get off, stuck there, nowhere to go if you have a panic attack or freak out. I want to go on vacation so bad but the thought of being trapped whilst hurtling through the sky. Terrifying.

>>53293173
I'm going to buy Dell and make them make me a gaming laptop so I can game while scuba diving

>>53293360

>>53293409
Drink before you get on the plane so you sleep through it.

Ryan, please. I want to moon now not then.

>>53292906
>black people get to call out and not be questioned

>>53293500
ryan here. the market is closed now!

>>53293409

>>53293524
But the rowers keep on rowing,
With no signs that they are slowing

I believe that the swaps are expiring sometime at the end of January. But my gut tells me that there will be a period where the shares are being delivered or something else gay like that. Thoughts?

>>53293350
based, winning in rigged games is ultra based

>>53293283
very clean! this is my 6spd beauty, e92 m3 competition :*

>>53293634
Delivered from where? The only people that have been buying are retail. Delivery requires someone to sell actual non hypothecated shares.

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

>>53293634
>>53293821
I think they need a counterparty and enough money to roll the swaps over.
Swaps do seem important but assume they can can-kick until DRS reaches a certain level.

>>53293791
the bourgeois don't deserve a moass.

>>53293915
remember to hydrate when consuming stimulants, dehydration can be dangerous

Tonight I realized that my entire family has no clue what is coming. The moment when everything finally collapses and GME shoots to the moon will be so cathartic, not just for the money, but to make my family understand I'm not just some loser who fell for a get rich quick scheme

Tuesday

>>53293915
kek

>>53294139
Going out for a pass rn

Kek dumbfuck baggies
Citadel giving out a free 7 billion
Crypto shitting on you
Gamestop no new products or services
Kek dumbfuck baggies

I’m down to dire straights. Wife finally asked how much I have in stocks. I said $xxxx amount. She said we need the $$. Instead, I am selling some prized possessions to compensate. I can’t give up my rocket tickets, thats what’s getting me through my day. I know there are 10’s of thousands just like me who are living on less than paycheck to paycheck. Somehow still zen, but I wouldn’t be mad if things kicked off sooner than later.

TLDR: It’s been a long 2 years

>>53294057
Indeed. The MOASS shall relieve the bourgeoisie of their BMWs and everything else.
"I have, which will surprise you not a little,
been speculating - partly in American funds, but more especially in English stocks, which are springing up like mushrooms this year (in furtherance of every imaginable and unimaginable joint stock enterprise), are forced up to quite an unreasonable level and then, for the most part, collapse. In this way, I have made over £400 and, now that the complexity of the political situation affords
greater scope, I shall begin all over again. It's a type of operation that makes demands on one's time, and it's worthwhile running some risk in order to relieve the enemy of his money."
- Karl Marx, writing to Lion Philips, 1864

>>53294191
Just get rid of the wife, what the fuck is wrong with you?

rain cone basically made a sequal to the diablo 3 auction house and fucked over 1million shareholders in the process of dilluting fuck u rc and fuck u dfv

>>53294191
Get a job hippie.

>>53294191
lie to her for her own good if you have to. I understand selling some for things that matter more than money, but dont be an idiot if this isn't a gay fud attempt

>>53294191
Kek
It's pasta you retards

>>53292027
it reminds me of this pic from 2021

>>53292433
POX anon is right. Treat women like property and they will treat you like a king.
Treat women like an equal and she'll treat you like a simp.

>>53293610
> FAA List of pilot deaths by year...

Never selling but I’m not gonna lie the clock is starting to tick on when I’m gonna start feeling pain before it pops.
What new news is there if any pointing to it beginning?

>>53293610

>>53294360
Just sell faggot. Either you're not going to sell, or you are.

>>53294443
Kiss my ass nigger selling doesn’t benefit me even if that clock runs out

>>53294480
How the fuck is the clock going to run out?

>>53293173
Similar for me but I just want to travel and play all the cool indie games and platformers I’ve bought over the years.

>>53294183
You forgot this anon.

>Sequoia and Paradigm redeeming $1.15 billion To Citadel

>$65 billion securities sold not yet purchased.

>>53293615
I love this edit so much. Whoever made it is extremely based.

>>53294489
I have 2x ITG machines, and 1 DDR Extreme. I want to buy a new Dance Rush. Not sure if I'll like it or not, but I havn't played in 2 years and it's time to dance.

Do the shills get MLK day off? It would be nice to have some peace and quiet around here

>>53294575
Market is closed, so maybe.

>>53294489
I will actually be doing the opposite. Plan on buying good farm land and have enough to raise a large family. I know how to farm but family shenanigans and I got nothing. Want a farm to raise a family on. Won't need diversions, will be busy.

>>53294607
I'm going to be here doing it for fun because there's nothing else to talk about

>>53294648
Thank you for RSVPing.

can we moon? I'm tired of not mooning.

>>53292172
He witheld them, after promising to release them for years, and was finally forced to by a court order.

Keep your poor widdow oppwessed god-king out this, you dumbfuck.

>>53291977
>>53291988
>>53292266
>>53292366
>>53292500 lmfao that pic tho
>>53292599 this is so wholesome
>>53292700 you will make it, fren!!
>>53293011 in'shallah
>>53293199 absolutely basado
>>53293221 oooou Mr.OffbyOne Kenobi
>>53293433
>>53293434 (34 34)
>>53293500
>>53294144
>>53294288
>>53294366
>>53294488
>>53294544
>>53294688
>>53294699
CHEEECKEEED!!

wagmi

>trump makes someone seethe this much

>>53294575
Do jews love niggers and take nigger day off?
> Picrel

>>53294718
QRD?

>>53292433
That's because your feelings are that of a shit head 4chan user. Of course the will do a 360 and walk away.

Still Holding.

>>53295098
> Outed by your own ID.
kek

>>53295098
wow. an actual GPT3 comment. cool

>>53295098
top kek who the fuck says this
are you really a hedge fuck about to commit financial and real life suicide?

Stay comfy, comfy (long weekend) /GME/.

>>53291977
Checked.

I'll see you all tuesday.

>>53295695
I don't think anything is gonna happen

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Awww little Daniel shadowbanned me on his little pump and dump reddit called; wallstreet bets
How shall I ever recover?

>>53295383
Have a Dutch comfy holding frog, gezellig

>>53293173
WAYTOOBASED

kek shorties

In a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top
Will throw myself off
In an effort to
Make it clear to whoever
Wants to know what it's like when you're shattered

if there's a reverse merger between gme/bbbby what will bbbby holders receive vs what will gme holders receive?

The stock. You shorted it, and we came.

>>53293173
>30 degrees out in august
you might wanna double check this

>Oh Kenny boy....
>it's today
>nothing you can do can stop what is currently sliding up between your cheeks
>the feeling of dreads tip on that plump ring piece
>marge is calling.
>answer the phone Ken

>>53296670
Kek BBBaggie bought at $5

>>53296670
LESSSSGOOOOOOO!

>>53296580
You know that most of the world uses Celsius right?

>>53296689
>he didn't sell 100 GME to load up on 3000 BBBY cheapies
>to reload 500 GME from the pump
Stay maxed Abdhullah

>>53296743
>he still hasn’t recovered his losses

Last time I read here that he was dead kek hedgies fud

>>53296758
>be disabled
>goverment gibs
>roll government gibs into stocks
>not my losses

Stay mad

>>53296770
>>53296670
Why are you pretending to be me again?

>>53296770
>be retarded
>government gibs
>lose it all on BBBY
Kinda based desu

>>53296792
Oh here we go again.

>>53296800
I mean I can literally post proof in 2 seconds to show you up. Why do you do it?

>>53296811
>he thinks the other guy is me pretending to be him
>he is about to post another one of his schizo collages

>>53296792
Fun fact I was the original keith before you and the other fag started playing like you were me. Pretty sure you or him saved and used the keith pictures I originally used when I came up with the idea

>>53296825
You guys should duel for it. See who can post the best original oh Melvin

>>53296811
>Why do you do it?
It's 2023, if you aren't a bored holder shit posting at this point, you ain't doing it right.

Me living as a serf has me on the verge of breakdown nearly constantly, what do? It's been 2 years since I was given hope

>>53296825
>>53296824
No you are not. Now post yours. It's really weird you want to be me so badly. I have the entire oh Melvin archive to post as well. You're desperate to pretend to be me because.....?

I am bored and really doubting raincone even knows what the fuck he is doing. Is he dragging this out so moass never happens? Are they waiting for vaxxies to die? WTF are we waiting for? WTF did they waste shareholders money on that ridiculous nft marketplace that no one uses?

>>53296882
>spends time with toy guns
>rather than working out his own weapon for MO'ASS's
Sad

>>53296882
clearly this little game where youre the real keith means more to you than it does to me, so for the sake of that and that alone I'll let you take the ball (that I brought) and go home with it. Enjoy yourself "keith"

kek dumb fuck holiday baggies

>>53296904
Bathmates don't work

>>53296925
It would be so easy to disprove by just posting your Beretta 694 or SV10 which have been posted before by me or or some of the Oh Melvin scripts.

Interesting I have such a weird fan club

>>53296904
>Toys
Are you retarded and also blind?

>>53296988
>Are you retarded and also blind?
I don't know, you are the ones with the disabilities?

>>>CoooooArrrr got a gun I need to keep in a safety box in my home or designated areas.

Ard' man me mate, been using pieces since I was 5 years old, the first shooter I ever had had to stab the bastard into a spud, no one fucked with me.

>>53297003
>posting cringe that yanks think is true
American education for you

>>53296988
You mean my beretta 694, that you saved to your computer. Are you joking around or do you really think youre the original keith?

>>53297015
>more cringe

This is getting out of hand, now there is 83 Keith's

>>53297038
There is only one real one.

>>53297038
Reminds me of posting planes

>>53297038
Very weird how people really want to pretend to be me.

>>53297055
And it's not you, thats for sure

thinking I might get a second bachelors and get a degree in wildlife management after all this. I already have a BS in a CS field and a six fig job, but i dunno, I feel like it forest management and wildlife conservation would be a good place for me to allocate my energy.

that and other reasons

>>53297063
You may be Keith Prime because only the original is sad enough to make collages.

I kneel before King Retard.

> I am not a retard I proved I am the retard known as Keith to only show you that I am right and you are wrong

Retard.

>>53297063
if you say so, Jr.

>>53297096
>>53297094

>>53297063
This retard made a collage. What a fucking fag

>>53297108

>>53297098
Updated it for you

>>53297123
Your behaviour is really weird.

>>53297129
>goes away for months at a time
>comes back every now and then to bully a disabled GME investor
>does not matter what time of day
>he is always here
>my behavior is weird
>still posting collages of his former self
>still arguing with bored holders over his identity
Oh, my dear boy. My dear boy.

>>53297164
As I said, it's really weird, thanks for admitting it

>>53292063
Wait, is this a merchant?
WAGMI

kek dumb fuck baggots

>>53295383
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

>53292154
wow this is actually the only fud they got. PATHETIC

>>53296764
wait....DFV used to be a runner in school. this could be him. that would be fucking wild if that was the reveal.

>>53297393
Hey, dickhead. How do you not know how to put two > before the post number you're responding to by now???

Just had to market sell to pay doggo vet bill , why Ryan did you make me wait this long, still got my bbby though

>53297425
>On a day markets are closed
Not sending their best

>>53297425
Cuz Ryan doesnt give a fuck about his shareholders and enjoys watching them get ass blasted by criminal hedgefunds.

>>53297425
You managed to just sell right now when the markets are closed due to MLK day? and you chose to sell GME instead of bbby?

Yeah that's weak shilling bruh

>>53297452
I sold on diamntehande market my doggo is currently transitioning to a cat

>>53297439
Fatfuck needs to do something

WAGMIS ALL AROUND

MONDAY SHILLIES KEK

kek kennies

bros i need to wagmi as soon as possible alright. fat fuck is all talk no action these days

>>53296712
>what is the southern hemisphere?

I... I'm so bored bros...
From now on I think I will request off any days when the market is not open. This is literally worse than Auschwitz.

>>53292113
>>53292124
That's rough man. But that's life. Sometimes you just have to eat the pox sandwich.
It's alright. We're in /GME/. The best video game ever.
I just want to see what happens next.
WAGMI

>>53292366
The drugs would be better spent on lentils and a gym membership, anon. If you want it, you have to go get it.
You deserve to be strong, powerful, kind, and intelligent. We all do.
Take your power back, king.

How many times has Cohen posted on Superstonk under an Alt account only for the mods to delete the post do you think? How many DD's have been posted by members of his team? I bet it's a lot

>>53297809
I wonder how many times RC has posted here...

>>53294646
Yes sir this is the way. Honestly, I have a number in my head, and when it gets to that number I'm taking mine and gettin my land.
We are living in interesting times, and the window of opportunity is closing.
Now is the time.

Lol I can't imagine the mental gymnastics that go on with meltdownies. If you don't have a reddit account or log in and browse superstonk every other post "related" is from the meltdownie sub. Imagine thinking that plebbit isn't compromised cancer

>>53296969
Yeah they do. Why dick pumps are getting brought up in the gme thread is beyond me, but I literally had to stop using the ones I have because it was making sex uncomfortable for my lady.

>>53297871
They are a paid team of social media whores. That's all. Bought, paid for, scripts written, managed, co-managed, signed off on, department head authorised etc.
Fuck em.

>>53297063
Yeah they like to pretend to be you and use slurs constantly, mostly racial or religious ones. Also saw people claiming the 1.2m share drs entry on superstonk was you. Just general faggotry to be expected when it's literally happening tomorrow and no less than four different glowing agencies on the behalf of several different countries or criminal enterprises send people here to shitpost according to whatever script they farted out that fits their needs or wants the best.

>>53297887
That's because your "lady" was a man and you were putting it in "her" ass.

>>53297951
Do you not know how to use them?

>>53297871
this is pretty sad even for the meltdownies.

>>53297921
It's weird how there is a dedicated team to try and discredit me and pretend to be me. I'm pretty sure so they can try an say I sold, which they tried to do already. The one obsessed habitual liar very much has a hard on for me and he has a butt buddy always backing him up. I would hazard a guess as to how many "personas" he's been in these threads, because someone with a compulsion for lying is probably also an attention seeking whore as well.

>>53298027
it reads like an actual clickbait title

>Ryan Cohen is a shill Click here to find out the 1 trick they don't want you to hear!

>>53298026
>me me me? meeee, me me me me, me aha meeeeeeee mememememe meee? me! me! MEE

This is how you sound, I hope you know this.

>53298057
>The obsessed retard posts cringe again
sad. Many such cases

>Pair of retards pretend to be me
>Spends hours crafting lies and falsehoods
>I come in and call them out
>HURRR DURRR WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE!!!!!
>>me me me? meeee, me me me me, me aha meeeeeeee mememememe meee? me! me! MEE

Really activates your almonds why they care so much to pretend to be me

>>53297951
I started with a bathmate and eventually moved to an air vacuum pump setup with a nice handpump with built in gauge. Went from 6.25"×5.75" to 7.6"×6.2" in the span of a year and a half. I've seen verified results of people going even farther than that without issues other than having a hard time finding people willing to be fucked by them. If instead of being a complete douchebag you actually shut your mouth and listened more often, maybe people would tell you how to make your dick big enough for you to not be so insecure as to let a dissenting opinion on the internet upset you this badly. If it wouldn't get me banned I'd post before and after cockshots just to really rub it in your face like I did to your mother, you absolute child.
>>53298026
It's all gay as hell but the ephemeral they is just keeping it relatively under wraps until it's time. Judgement Day is tomorrow so I'm cautiously optimistic for some esoteric style happenings soon.

>>53298082
Oooft, caught us out lad, PSIH was the secret passcode.

We are part of an elaborate conspiracy to prevent /GME/ from making millions, I work directly for Kenneth Griffoid and the biggest challenge we have is yourself, always ahead of the curve by 5 bells, the data you have accumulated over 2 years could sink us, We have been tasked with disproving you for the past 2 years constantly because all your bets ruin us each passing day. So now you know, you are not paranoid, there is an entire division dedicated to the Keep Keith Flint Retarded in order for others not to follow you. You are the keyhole, we are the key.

Today sucks. I have to work and I don't even get to watch the ticker. I am going to make sure that the day of MOASS becomes a national holiday to serve as a reminder of Wall Street's treachery but to also rub in the faces of the deniers.

>>53298176
>still seething over being caught out
keep posting, it makes you look the obsessed stupid pricks you are

Deep down we are all GME meltdownies and hate all the cringe posts that spawn from Superstonk subreddit, but we own GME shares so we are slightly biased towards the company. If you can manage all the cringe shit like "apes", "queen kong", "to the mooooon", "trust me bro" etc. You are gay.

>>53298136
Sick gains bro

>>53298184
Wallstreet shouldn't even exist. Every single investmnet bank skyscraper should be rigged for demolition similar the Mossad job on the WTC. So the second they start breaking the law, the masses can vote on their justice-apps and decide to turn these institutions to rubble at the drop of a hat if they ever get too cheeky ever again.

>>53298176
This but unironically. If there wasn't an army of shills coming to these threads every single hour of every day this general would've taken over the board by now. It's very important this doesn't happen until it's time, the number of times I've been banned or seen others banned for flying to close to the sun too soon is all the proof I need. I'm not even mad at the shills anymore unless they get uppity with me first.

>>53298197
The tendency of redditors to signal faggy shit in order to farm karma is the gayest part of it. How many times do you see people say shit like "Once I make it I'm giving all of my tendies to the poor because I grew up poor and my mom is currently in the hospital. Also here is a pic of my cat lol"

Wake me up when it's the next hype date, will ya fren?

>>53298226
All of reddit is just one giant playground for psyops and social control via narratives. Everyone just does it there so they can all see what they're doing and cast the widest net. It'll go public and get intentionally run into the ground so the next thing can pop up. Literally all happened before with Digg which has somehow been memoryholed for everyone despite it being used for the same things. Every content aggregator serves the same purpose, psyops and porn. Even this one.

it's a bit early for all this screeching, wtf is Ken's problem?

Best way to take a 0%apr credit card turn it into cash and dump it in fidelity?

>>53298226
I have seen this behaviour a lot and it's not just superstonk. It's far more on the popular subreddits like r/pics and r/mademesmile.

>I just had a vasectomy and my wife had cookies made to celebrate this moment
>My dad (who is white and 65 years old) adopted a black 30 year old man!
>I just undergone surgery to cut off my penis! My family disagrees with my decision but who cares! Reddit is so supportive and that's all I need.

>>53296824
whole market is crabbign

>>53298323
>https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/xqc7os/my_wife_had_cookies_made_to_celebrate_my_vasectomy/
Found the post from a few months ago lmfao

Uuummm. Huh? Wheres my gme?

>>53298136
Kek, imagine being this butthurt over a Bathgate. Lmao, lol, even.

Halted?? What the fuck is going on

>>53298226
In their defense, it really depends on how much money I make post MOASS. I wouldn't mind giving SOMETHING to poor kids because I grew up poor as shit and that shit fucking sucks but fuck giving my entire stack away like a reddit faggot. Fuck that. Never going back to being poor. I'll donate some Nintendo Switches to the kids hospital but thats about it.

>>53298348
Reddit is also a hotbed for spreading subversive ideas by trying to make them trendy. I have a friend who got her husband to snip his balls and sealed his fate as a childless manchild and she did the same faggy thing of making stupid ironic gifts so she could post on reddit.
Reddit sets default subs, that often have broad appeal such as news, jokes, sports, etc. However they also sneak in things like atheism and "childfree". They want to normalize these behaviors and most people signing up don't realize they are being shown fake stories to them so they can be normalized. Extremely evil place.

>>53298440
I don't mind people doing nice things but I think people are cynically farming karma. It's so goddamn corny it hurts my head. I'm mad that I am banned from reddit because I have this urge to remind people who a shithole reddit is and how despicable all of those people truly are.

>>53298323
>>53298348
Retarded people being used to further social control agendas. If you actually want to see some sad shit go to the subreddit for people that regret transitioning to another gender, it'll make you cry if you have any kind of soul left. Like fair play to the ones it works out well for but holy shit there's a lot that were just mentally ill and thought a bunch of hormones and no psych consult would be the answer to their problems.
>>53298322
You'll get raped on interest and fees and the only place I've seen people do that was a casino.

>>53298442
All the main reddit subs are pure cancer.
>r/sports
>KNEEL FOR THE ANTHEM
>r/atheism
>HOLY MAN BAD
>r/news
>ORANGE MAN BAD
>r/gaming
>WOW STRONK GAY BLACK WAHMIN IN MUH VIDYA GAMES
literally every single day, not a single original or competent thought. You'd think they wake up after realizing that cunt Maxwell was admin and literally grooming kids not to mention Kenny pays dudes to shill against GME and only god knows what else literally the worst of the worst pond scum but even with that undisputable proof they still think it's all a conspiracy theory. Fucking faggots.

>>53298460
Oh for sure. Farming karma on reddit is the equivalent of whores posting slutty selfies for likes. It's addicting.

>>53298491
Point is to avoid fees for like a year and a half whilst also not taking out cash advance
Options are
1.prepaid cards
2.cashback i think. Works
3. Buying something with credit selling for cash

>>53298438
Isn't Wallstreet closed today?

>>53298494
The firearms subreddits can be kinda based and I'm glad superstonk has been allowed to exist even if it does get censored or neutered regularly. At this point I've just accepted that using regular social media has a high risk of turning people into sois the same way too much 4chan can make people unhinged schizoids that get psyopped into murder or turning into chris-chan
>>53298438
Oh shit real news? Link dat shieet nigga

>>53298308
Ken has a terminal case of NGMI

>>53298322
Don't fuck with the IRS or credit card companies. Debt collection and/or the law will follow you to the depths of hell. But if you are degenerate enough, just sign up for school, take some bullshit classes and take out school loans. You can defer them until the end of time but the interest will build. At any rate, MOASS will probably happen before it gets too bad.

>>53298581
>MOASS will probably happen before it gets too bad.
How many classes can he take in 22 hours though?

>Something something, it's tomorrow
>DFV's CIA agent brother
>Wearing fake beard
>Photo in front of Terminator 2 video game
>Terminator 2: Judgement day
>Judgement day: 17-Jan-23
>"It's tomorrow"

How can you fools be so blind?

>>53298523
Selling unvaxxed cum would be the better bet. I've been offered several grand for a load but the wife threw a fit at the suggestion.

>>53298438
America is observing National Dead Nigger Day

>>53298656
>blue and red on shirt
>shirt has mirrored graphics so it looks the right way in a picture taken of a mirror reflection
>red and blue diamond theory
>bbby poised to explode soon, even without m&a announcement
I'm thinking WAGMI and if I make anything off bedstonk I'm putting every penny into jiemi after.

>>53298705
Based

>>53298656
this has always been a glownigger play, tfw WAGMI

>>53298705
BBBY is looking spicy as fuck and if it does blow then GME will go shortly after, if not the same day.
As massive of a problem is, remember that Citadel exists with these massive short positions. They are open and the stock is now too illiquid for them to close. It is our right to see to it that these criminals are forcefully removed from our investments, and it is not the prerogative of businessmen to worry about the short hedge funds. I have no doubt that all of them want to see the shorts completely destroyed in as catastrophic manner as possible. Everyone in the elite whose lives are derived from the operation of business capital fucking HATES short hedge funds. Even if it is a big club, hedgies step on toes and in this instance they need help being forced to close.
Never forget that GME forcefully injected forced leverage into the shorts via a share dividend. Their shorts shares were magnified 4x, so the number of shares they need to buy back was already past a critical point and it became even more so. Retail can buy more, retail lock up more, and there is nothing they can do but sit and cower and cry and whine.

>>53298656
I hate crypto faggots so much with all these tertiary jumps.
>whoa DFV's brother, must be DFV trying to talk to us about MOASS
>whoa terminator shirt
>whoa terminator had judgment day
>whoa that must be when MOASS is
NOT TO MENTION which Judgement Day is it? Is it the Christian Jan 17th Judgement Day or is it the Terminator Aug 29 Judgment Day? This is why I hate you cryptofaggots so much.... there are multiple ways of interrupting something.
Finally, know this fools, DFV hasn't a single clue when MOASS will be. Neither does RC. Neither does anyone except for MAYBE Kenny who knows when his hedge fund will fail to meet margin and even then, it depends on a number of factors such as market volatility and a bunch of other things he truly can't predict until the day before because everyone on Wall St lies to each other about everything. They know it's coming because they still haven't made us sell, they just don't know when. So sit down, stfu and wait.

>>53298761
Didn't the dividend actually give them 4 x the liquidity though as they processed it wrong? That's why we've been on a steady decline since. The price of BBBY is totally controlled by HF's so I wouldn't get your hopes up. I have a small position in BBBY (200 shares) and 1600 GME, so if it does blow the lid off this thing then great. If it squeezes before then all of the money will go into GME. So I'm not anti BBBY by any means. I just think the HF's would have learned since Jan 21.

>>53298795
>he still thinks DFV was a real person

>>53298795
I didn't read any of that, but I respect your opinion. Have a lovely day Mr. Austin.

>>53298808
They may have gained some liquidity but the ultimate number of shares they need to rebuy also increased. Remember, the percentage of shares held by people did not change (they also got cheaper for us to buy). So when I say I am holding for telephone numbers, I can now hold out for 400 shares instead of 100. This hurts the shorts a hell of a lot more than any benefit they gain via more shares being available to play with. At the end of the day, they still need to close. And the quantity of shares they need to rebuy is the critical factor here. It was already too high and now it is 4x larger.
We also had the DTCC confirm MOASS is real when they did not give the shares to foreign brokers. We can see the shortfall, as they basically admitted they need ALL the shares they can get.

>>53292861
They are participating in market manipulation to manufacture a short squeeze. “I just like the stock” makes no sense when the C suite is broadcasting bankruptcy.
BBBy is a giant honey pot to get your accounts frozen for the real event with the real stock. Just listen to them they sound like AMC holders and we all know who that really was. “His shirt is blue and red!!! It means a merger 100 percent”
It’s pathetic, and some of you are actually falling for it because we have our own embedded hedge fucks in these generals pretending to be regulars.
If you are a smart person, you won’t buy the distractions because you are just asking for your bank account and brokerage to be frozen for participating in market manipulation. They don’t even pretend to think it’s a good company, just that it’s a “fuse”
Obvious hedge fuck tactic is obvious. Kenny is prob taking his retail data to congress and the SEC to say “see they are just trying to break our markets, you should let me do whatever is necessary to kill all “meme stocks” to keep markets healthy (and your donations rolling in Ron)

>>53298874
Did Fidelity do the split correctly?

>>53298888
Witnessed.

>>53293409
Get your ratings. The view is much better out of the front, and just like driving, it is much more comfortable to have your own hand on your stick, other than someone you don’t trust to handle an unexpected situation as well as you would

>>53298888
Too late, I've already bought it, so no, I'm not going to sell. Also, that would never hold up in the court of law as I purchased some BBBY last year.

>>53293791
Here is one of mine. 650 to the wheels

>>53298900
I can't remember. I think there was some conflicting stories coming out where people were asking their brokers. Large domestic brokers were likely given the shares they need, however that does not stop the fact that there are not enough real shares to cover all of the shares that have been sold. So there is a limited capacity, a limited number of musical chairs for people to claim before the big-fat IOUS are all that is left. And then that fateful day when someone says I will like to have my IOU transferred to CS then the broker will be buying up from the lit market to secure the real deal. Which will likely be retail selling shares for millions only for that share to be redeposited back at CS. And the process will continue like a wealth creating hydraulic that siphons out all capital from Wallstreet and delivers it straight into our checking accounts.

>>53298837
i want to lick her butthole. Also fuck gme

>>53293610
If you have any big wigs on your plane, it is your duty to humanity to crash the plane into the ground.

>>53298911
I already was, I started just before the pandemic Was flying a Cessna 152, however post pandemic literally every penny has gone into GME lol.

>>53298888
>If you are a smart person, you won’t buy the distractions because you are just asking for your bank account and brokerage to be frozen for participating in market manipulation.
I remember this FUD from a year ago. No one gave a shit about it then and no one gives a shit about it now. Labeling someone as a 'market manipulator' because they FOMO'd into a stock that was pumping then held while it was dumping then held again during the $350 pump etc for multiple every cycles is laughable. No sane jury would ever convict dudes who did research about the dynamics of that then held for 2+ years. Not ever. Furthermore Kenny was on video lying to Congress and hurling in the background means he is scared as much as anyone else. Retail didn't short GME beyond the float, that was all hedgies and now this movement is too big enough to stop. So go ahead, let's take this thing to trial and open up some discovery. Until then fuck off 1pbtid. 99% into GME and 1% in BBBY because it isn't going bankrupt any time soon.

Everywhere online people are laughing at gme baggies. Ahahahahahahaha

>>53298888
>BBBy is a giant honey pot to get your accounts frozen for the real event with the real stock
Holy fuck the fud for BBBY has reached the 45 said the same thing over and over before levels again

>>53299002
You know who said it and writes like that?

>>53299085
>still chasing the boogeyman named 45
Rent free amigo, rent fucking free.

Bagbros let's say there is a conspiracy against you for the sake of argument. You can't beat them. Go next. Accept the fact you not only didn't beat the hedgefunds..... but instead you gave them every penny of your life savings.

>>53299102
>he doesn’t know
>He didn’t buy at five

>>53299172
>he didn't buy all the way down from $5 to $1.35
gutted

>>53299172
You just expose yourself btw, know we know how many personas you've been the whole time 45/boyardee/habit

The great BTC rug pull is tonight and I can’t fucking wait

>>53299193
Yeah you got me!
Kek

>>53299201
It wasn't hard to spot your retarded posts from a mile off

>>53299193
>know we know
Bri'ish education right there

pVULFTc8
I first bought shares because I thought it was funny that the stock made billionaires cry on live tv. I guarantee you every oldfag that has some cash lying around is in on this for precisely that reason
And then you come in defending not just billionaire kikes, but billionaire kike hedge fund managers that are so parasitic that even the rest of wall street thinks they go too far. This is why we say we can see your glow from space

>>53292433
You are unironically right, I can't talk with my gf of 10 years about shit like that. She wouldn't and doesn't understand.

>>53298136

>>53299224
Ahahahahaha. Guess what buddy? They're still billionaires and you lost 70% of your life's work. They're posting huge profits and you're posting huge hours at the gas station for your slave wages. Kek dumbfuck baggie

>>53299039
>yfw

>>53299251
>imagine this is how you spend your free time
Reminder meltdownies are 3rd worlders

>>53299291
Reminder: even if you never sell gamestop baggies printed billions for the funds by buying shares and impacting the price for options. Kek stupid fuck baggies

Its tomorrow, stay comfy and thank mr. skeltal for calcium
-t. I feel it , Dutch fren

>53299251
>They're posting huge profit
So did Madoff and Enron right before everyone found out they were broke.

53299251
53299300
The market isn’t even open today, why are you here? What are you trying to accomplish?

I' hazard a guess this guy is one of the Meltdownie mods.

>RECORD PROFITS!!!!
>Borrows $600m
>Sells 20% the company

Sure seems like it.....

>>53299314
Oh fuck oh shit the guy worth 11 billion with 20+ properties sold one. Oh fuck its over hedgebros. Ahahahahahahaha

Dumbfuck baggie

Now post the screenshot of gamestop rapidly selling their properties in Europe. Dumb fuck baggie

>>53299302
>pic
How expensive do you think it would be to hire John Wick?

>>53299314
I do like it when they try and use record profits like it's real lol

holy fuck baggots mad MAD today

>>53299342
>How expensive do you think it would be to hire John Wick?
1 GME post moass

>>53299321
Gamestop closing all European stores
Nft marketplace making less than $2000 daily
RAPIDLY bleeding cash

No new products or services
No plan to combat shorts

Ahahahahahahahahah

>Lower highs and even lower lows
You can do it baggies bros! Keep holding! BUY HODL DRS AND BOOK your bags!

>>53296764
Safe and effective

>53299339
>sold one
Just one? kek

>>53299300
Reminder: even if I never pull my dick out of your mom, I made billions of potential siblings for you. Kek stupid fucking shills
PS: say hi to Daniel

>>53299362
>he still thinks the NFT market in beta is meant to be a main revenue source
Man you're so bad at this, without a script you'd be more lost than a Uruguayan rugby team in the Andes kek

>>53299394
Main revenue source : would that be

A) t shirts
B) the non existent video game market

Pick one stupid fuck baggie

Ahahahahaha

>>53299378
How actually fucking retarded of you to not understand how much 10+ billion dollars ism

>>53299394
>baggots hype up nft marketplace for over a year.
>marketplace ends up doing fuck all and will never in a billion years pay itself off
>gamestop paid $100,000,000 for a $2,000 a day profit

Cope harder

Kek MLK day shillies

>>53298550
kek Kenny kaput

>>53299413
>non existent video game market
Wow. Not sending the best

>>53299441
It's not a federal holiday in India.

>53299413
>muh paper billionaire
How retarded do you need to be to not understand that the GrEaTeSt iNvEsToR oF oUr TiMe is selling penthouse apartments for less than what he purchased them for? Especially during another housing bubble where everyone is getting their asking price no matter how ridiculous it is?

It always the same reddit spacing meltdownie, you can spot his typing style a mile away. Same capital HAHAHAHAHA'in, same reddit spacing, same words. I'm pretty sure you could find him on plebbit if you looked quickly

>>53299455
just listed a house for 2.1mm. Three days later got an offer for 2.3 and already under contract.
Kek Kennies

>>53299470
>b-b-b-b-but muh kennies has billions and you don't reeeee
lol that shill doesn't understand his boss is another boomer loser and he will be unemployed soon

These are some interesting threads to go back and visit. Especially looking at what certain users were saying after that. If you can pin down a group of these users as shills, you can get a good idea of what current lies/narratives Wall Street is trying to push today.

If I wasn't banned, I'd like to make a post about what I said above with links to those old posts. It would be interesting to see how some of those users would respond about being wrong about FTX. If the shill is smart, they would comment something along the lines of them knowing they were wrong, and were caught up in the hype or blah blah blah....but I don't think their egos would let them admit they were wrong (or at least pretending to be wrong about). I really don't think they could, even though its their best way of not being found out. What I've realized is that yes, a lot of these financial professionals on Wall Street are wealthy (even though most of them are because of saddy), they are also stupid as shit. Hell, being an engineer is not some super hard thing to achieve. If I can do it anyone can. And I work with some dumb engineers. But holy shit, a lot of these guys working at these hedge funds are stupid as shit. Also a spoiled piece of shit who have never been told no in their life. I think there is absolutely no way they would be able to say "I was wrong" to take some of the heat off them.

>>53299552
>>53299552
>>53299552
Threaded.

>>53299443
It's over.

>>53299364
kek seethies.

>>53293173
All I ever wanted was to get married to a girl that actually loves me and wouldn’t leave and have tons and tons of babies
Instead My whole life has been endless physical, emotional and mental torture

Still wrong, you fool.