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>first gf
>skinny but ugly
>second gf
>cute but fat
>third gf
>hot but I met her on seeking and paid her 3k/mo

Why does the perfect trifecta of pretty, thin, and not pay for play elude me like this

>> No.53279601

>>53279580
life is so unfair

>> No.53279618

>>53279580

Also forgot
>fourth gf
>another hot chick. met on seeking, told her I was rich but not a sugar daddy so I won’t pay her (I am actually sorta rich), she gives me a chance and I fuck her a few times and take her on a few dates but get ghosted within a month

>> No.53279681

>>53279618
>told her I was rich but not a sugar daddy so I won’t pay her
It's not physically possible to say that in any way that isn't extremely autistic and off-putting.

>> No.53279687

>>53279580
> gf
> paid her
no

>> No.53279751

>>53279681

Lol yeah I didn’t word it like that, I “showed” her I was rich. She saw my luxury car, knew my job, saw my house etc. I basically told her (before we got physical)

>I’m using the site to try and find a genuine relationship
>if you’re looking for something else, no hard feelings and I wish you the best

Then we fucked later that night

>> No.53279780

>>53279751
i dont understand why u think flexing your wealth early from a site for gold diggers would be key for a genuine relationship. this smells like bait but its kind of funny so i will suspend disbelief.

>> No.53279836

>>53279780

It actually happened but I admit to being retarded for expecting something else (saw a bunch of threads on leddit where sugar babies eventually married their SD so I got false hopes). I am mediocre looking and got burned out from regular dating apps which made me try seeking arrangements but I’m not going that route again for a long time, maybe in 10-15 years if I’m 40+ and still single idk.

>> No.53279892

>>53279836
desu larping as a rich person just to fuck a 9/10 gold digger is based as fuck and presumably is much easier than fucking some 6/10 hoe off tinder if you are average looking

>> No.53280090

Shut the fuck up retard

>> No.53280390

>>53279580
Sounds like you are just ugly and are using money to try to attract girls instead of improving yourself.

Work on your fitness, hairstyle, facial aesthetics, style, etc.

>> No.53280414

>>53280390

>just get taller bro
>just stop being bald bro

>> No.53280459

Can we have a discussion on the buisness and finance decision of dating a loyal slamwhale

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53280463

>>53279836
>I am mediocre looking
this is the answer for your question. Average looking guys can't have cute girls :( Chad only Hypergamy is not tenable in this state

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53280471

>>53280414
Guarantee you this 5'5 bald manlet has no issues getting pussy.

Grow up. Take some accountability for the hand that your dealt and make the most of it.

>> No.53280501

>>53279580
>skinny, but ugly

She wasnt skinny enough then

>> No.53280755

>>53279580
>paid her 3k/mo

>> No.53280773

>>53279780
>this smells like bait
It's because it's not true.

>> No.53280781

>>53280414
>>just get taller bro
>>just stop being bald bro
Yes you fucking subhuman.
If you're ugly don't reproduce.

>> No.53280782

>>53280471
Vin diesel makes up for being bald by having a very masculine voice and being a rich celebrity

>> No.53280785

>>53280755

If you have enough money….

Let’s put it another way, would you pay $50/mo to date a woman with the body of your dreams that you’ve fantasized about every day since you hit puberty? For some people 3k is small enough that it’s not too much to get a once in a lifetime experience to go on dates and fuck an insanely hot woman with massive milkers

>> No.53282145

sugaring is so fucking dumb just buy her for half an hour and have a pet lmao

>> No.53282186

Do you meet all three of face height and money?
Dating value or whatever they call it is a thing, people tend to match up roughly.