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Describe your job in 3 words

>> No.53272625

Seed and feed

>> No.53272626

>>53272613
I kill asians

>> No.53272629

smegma glade jew

>> No.53272640

degen crypto trader

>> No.53272649

i'm currently employed as a man who collects welfare

>> No.53272658

i lend money

>> No.53272674

>>53272613
make jews richer

t. accountant (financial reporting analyst)

>> No.53272689

i manage staff

>> No.53272691

I make drugs :)))

>> No.53272696
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>>53272626
waht?

>> No.53272708

>>53272696
he's xi jinping

>> No.53272710

call center chimp

>> No.53272712

land surveyor

>> No.53272714

>>53272613
They pay me.

>> No.53272716
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53272716

>>53272613
Glory hole attendant

>> No.53272738

>>53272613
I deliver mails

>> No.53272742

>>53272712
look at dirt*

>>53272714
based mugger

>> No.53272752

>>53272613
I paint bathtubs

>> No.53272763
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53272763

.

>> No.53272818

i defraud goyim

>> No.53272832

>>53272818
based crypto shill

>> No.53272841
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>>53272613
I make oopsie.

>> No.53272852

>>53272742
actually I do mostly structural work. land surveyor is a title that allows me to stamp plans.

>> No.53272900

>>53272613

Asian persuasion analyst

>> No.53272911
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53272911

>>53272613
Work
From
Home

>> No.53272970

Delete shit code

>> No.53272985
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>>53272625
From the book of SNEED:

In the beginning, there waS caNE and AblE. Cane was a slave of the grounD.

He would SEED the earth.

Able was a keeper of a flock.

He would FEED his sheep.

One day, cane killed able. Then, the deity known as Set was appointed to replace able, and Set ruled for 105 years, until he gave birth to Mortals. Mortals went back and forth upon the earth, SEEDING and FEEDING, some had SIGHT, others would FIGHT, and so IT began.

>> No.53272987

>>53272613
buy high sell low

fuck its to many words

>> No.53272992

>>53272613
researching many shitcoins

>> No.53272995

I suck dick

>> No.53273424

>>53272613
I develop software.

>> No.53273458
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53273458

video editor NIGGER

>> No.53273811

>>53272613
doing absolutely nothing

>> No.53273847

Data entry my goes is literally like this.

>wake up at 6:58
>log in at 7:04
>go back to bed until 8:20 am
>work a little with no effort for 3 hours
>actual work starts
>3:30 end of shift
>browse the internet for a few hours and it's suddenly 6
>work out
>it's 8:20
>shower 9:30
>11 go to sleep.

I just do data entry I literally have to copy and paste into a word document that's fucking it lol.

Salary is shit though but above average for this country. I'm south of the wall.

I wish I could do something else been here for over a year and i just put up with it because its so easy.

I wish I could try dropshipping or Amazon re selling or just something else but I am too lazy and I don't have that much time /:

>> No.53273878

>>53272613
I write code

>> No.53273912

>>53272613
mädchen für alles

>> No.53273941

>>53273458
lol noice

>> No.53273945

i send emails

>> No.53273969

>>53272613
>Fintech sales analyst
>Software Developer
>Backend Blockchain Developer

These are all three word jobs. The comic would be better if it limited it to 3 syllables.

>> No.53274911

minimize datamining threads ignore datamining posters

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>>53272613
Got 'em

>> No.53275281

>>53275157
those are names, not descriptions
you have a bullshit job don't you

>> No.53275321

>>53272613
Carpenter shit kicker

>> No.53275326

I inherited everything

>> No.53275366
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53275366

i fix cars

>> No.53275808

>>53272613
buy and sell funds (just like sneed and feed seed)

>> No.53275942

>>53272613
I collect welfare

>> No.53275950

>>53272613
i buy doggycoins

>> No.53275981

>>53275950
I think doggy coins is 2 words but fuck it

>> No.53276280

>Develop useless government apps

Yeah checks out

>> No.53276324

i move stuff around

>> No.53276333

>>53272613
I develop realestate

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>>53272613
AI CRYPTO HOLDER

The world's first AI community moderator bot. Defeating jeets and spammers with the power of OpenAI.

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>>53272613
"Work" from home

>> No.53276540

I grow garloids

>> No.53277283

Serve the zog
I kill terrorists
“Special” special forces
National guard autist

>> No.53277299

i trade stocks

>> No.53277414

>>53275981
i guess so
regardless, been making good gains on kabosu lately

>> No.53277431

>>53272613
I restart computers

>> No.53277443

>>53272613
Bring dead alife

>> No.53277485

>>53272613
watch, 4chan and night

>> No.53277730

>>53272613
I cure people