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Of course I tell them, how else are they going to inherit me

>>53268929
I used to show my gf LINK threads in its prime and she would laugh at them with me. She doesn’t really care about my crypto and says it’s my thing so do what I want.

Although it’s at a point now where she assumes I’m in the green basically forever because of the prices she saw when I was buying and the prices it’s at now

>>53268929
No cause I'm still a poorfagwagie. If I say I invest, then I just look like a retard that gets rugpulled by sanjeep ranul on a regular basis.

>>53268929
Better not to tell anyone you have anything like crypto or investments. You'd be surprised how people can resent you for doing well, not lending them money, or not telling them "your secret" etc.

Also; that girl has nice legs.

>>53268929
If you're married then what happens if you're in a car crash and die? You gonna leave your wife broke? Why should it make any difference if it's crypto or trad assets?
You could arrange a process eg lawyer holds half the seedphrase so in the event of your death they get access. Not having a plan for inheritance is a bit selfish, if it's a significant amount.

>>53268929
did she take her shoes off herself?

>>53268987
>Better not to tell anyone you have anything like crypto or investments. You'd be surprised how people can resent you for doing well, not lending them money, or not telling them "your secret" etc.
Very good advice. Your finances are a private affair. Your girlfriend does not have a right to your money. Its not on her to make decisions based on its amount. If you keep quiet she thinks you have a lot probably what is good enough. If somebody asks you if they should buy crypto stay vague. Like: Be careful, its complicated. Show them that you know but don't be their financial advisor. Also never ever lend money to anybody!!!

>>53268929
I don’t have girlfriend/wife/dates

>>53268929
I walk up to women and put my phone with the Robinhood app open like 5 inches from their face. Works every time

>>53268929
What’s crypto ?

>>53268929
OOH FEET I'M COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Considering schneider was well-known to be into feet I find this OP's pic more disturbing than it should be.

>>53268929
I tell everyone I meet to buy and hold Chainlink (ticker: LINK). Most of them are down bad. Idgaf. It will be even better if they sell early because then I can just say they should have done what I said.

>>53269393
>most of them are down bad.

I struggle with this dilemma of whether or not I should tell people about LINK. Only one person has bought after I told them about LINK, and seeing how their mood is affected by the price fluctuations is frustrating as it puts a strain in our relationship. While long term we know where it’s headed, these other people lack that confidence as they don’t spend time keeping up with the technology.

>>53269477
As a result they’re more emotionally susceptible to price volatility. Now if I ever mention it in conversation, I talk about what an oracle networks are and what they can do; Never explicitly mentioning Chainlink by name (ctrl + f = 0 results, just like in all those reports). If people are genuinely interested, they’ll keep asking questions.

>>53268929
It's scary when your wallet gets hacked after telling her.

I revealed my millionaire status to my family and have since stopped contacting them because they all wanted a slice of the pie. Fuck them. I worked hard for my money why should I give them fucking 70% of it. They asked for too much and it really threw me off. Took an advice from a friend and gave them a million and then fucked off from there.

>>53269186
Crypto is a juicy pussy that gets fucked
without money when there is bear and getting hooked up when there is bull yet not secured.

>>53269186
Real cryptos are privacy based crypto like ORE Monero EGLD RAIL BNB SHIB BTC ETH.
Don't get carried away by all the hypes by newfags

>>53269477
Yes, 90% of people I meet still think crypto is a scam but some of them still bought some funny dogcoins. One friend bought Link at 40cents but he couldn't handle the stress and sold with like 10% profit. Most friends that eventually bought link bought when the hype was at peak. Before that they didn't really pay any attention when I talked about it lol

>>53270328
U have 25k and live at ur moms house

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>53268949
a will you fucking retard

>>53268929
Only losers with nothing else going on in their life would brag about investing in crypto.
Btw you're just creating a security risk once she repeats it to someone else and it lands in the ear of a criminal.

>>53271002
This. Do not talk about your investments. Gauge sentiment anyone who had any sense recently saw this recent pump a mile away. Crypto sentiment among normies os rock bottom. Buy or regret for the rest of your life.

>>53270365
>RAIL
The shielding feature has been a game-changer in crypto as it keeps providing an extra layer of security for assets.

>>53268929
if you want to provide anything for a girl, you are buffon

>>53271338
Do you mean their wallet that's capable of shielding your wallet balance?
I use the wallet to hide my funds from public view

>>53268929
>Do you tell your girlfriend/wife/dates you invest in crypto?

What she hears:
I toss my hard earned money into Ponzi schemes.

>>53268967
>I used to show my gf LINK threads in its prime and she would laugh at them with me
She used to laugh at me tooo, but she eventually invested in sylo cos of it's messaging app, and now trying to buy gala and hook.
This gives me small bursts of dopamine and makes my brain happy.

you must be a stupid man if you tell about your finances to women of your house

Men are supposed to maintain the treasury themselves and do the accounting

If you share this information you're going to hear bitching all year long, just provide for food, shelter and tell them to stfu

>>53268929
Yes, and she wants me to hold harder than I do sometimes. Thanks to her, I'm starting the year green again. She even convinced me to buy more at the start of the week.

>>53271458
Yeah, It solves a lot of complexities with the blockchain for newfags and normies.

>>53271025
>2022 may repeat itself again.
While waiting for the emergence of quantum resistant Blockchain I'll better get some ID privacy management protocol as many wallets have now been on serious attacks and hacks.

>>53268929
>give your wife knowledge of your hidden crypto accounts
>just snitch on yourself bro
Might as well go outside and key your own fucking car retard

>>53268929
Never show your financials to a woman

>>53268929
You can mention it, but try to make it seem like you didn't bring it up or bring it up organically. Then make it seem like you don't want to talk about it. Then roasties will really think you made a lot of money because they'll think you're trying to avoid showing off or drawing attention to yourself. I usually say "yeah, I made a little bit in 2021 but back then everyone was making loads" and then kind of look away awkwardly but still smiling. It's not even lying because I did actually only make a little bit.

Back in my previous relationship I of course did, but it is much better to keep quiet about it. Women literally don't care about Bitcoin.

>>53271941
Be your own boss and track all wallets. OREID makes it easy, since it encrypts multiple keys into a single password used for authorization.

>>53271964
And in case you do make money her divorce lawyer will be all over your shit forcing you to give up your keys.
Congratulations you retard.

>>53268929
my girlfriend knows because I value honestly so i tell her what im busy with. Uhm but not everyone is a good person to share with. I always look at the good of people and also most my friends know im into bitcoin but i've not had any problems. not sure if its the exception. maybe i got lucky and don't have to deal with shitty people

>>53271961
Never show your dick to a woman. She can now claim you attempted to rape her and give a detailed description of your penis on top of it.

>>53272025
Correct, fuck her from behind like the dog that she is

>>53268929
No need to panic OP, you can use Zcash as privacy platform has its own unique features, but personally i'll pick Railgun over monero because it uses relayers instead of mixers and offers zk-Snark privacy.

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>>53268929
i made that mistake once back in 2020 and learned my lesson fr fr on god

the funny thing is, she made way more money than me by investing in Luna and selling it and BTC at almost the exact top for both. she chose Luna because it had a pretty name, which desu is at least as good of an investment strategy as TA

>>53272088
THANK YOU BASED TRANSSEXUAL JANNY A/K/A MENTALLY DERANGED NIGGERFAGGOT FOR DELETING THIS PICTURE. ANYTHING TO COPE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A GROTESQUE ABOMINATION WITH NONE OF THE NATURAL AND EFFORTLESS BEAUTY OF AN XX CHROMOSOME WOMAN.

>>53268987
>Better not to tell anyone you have anything like crypto or investments.
Yes, this. Keep it close to the vest. There are only 3 results:
1) People resent you for your "unfair" success
2) People want something from you
3) People think you are stupid for losing money in scam crypto, and look down upon you as an idiot

Pretend to stay within the herd, Only discuss with very trusted people. My wife doesn't know about the full extent of my crypto as she would have been worried everyday during 2022, even though my shit fell much less than her ARKK/tech stocks.