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Not Eating Steak Tonight. Edition
>Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams: https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts: https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Options https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc: https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/previous >>53260976
we're gonna have the mother of all melt ups next week, get ready for 4300
GOD DAMNIT JEROME, YOU TOLD ME IF THE BULLS GOT UPPITY, YOU WOULD FUCK THEM UP. WHERE IS MY BLOOD RED, JEROME?
AQB
MEXX
$SKYT NIGGAS HAHAAHA WHO WAS BITCHMADE AND SOLD? $50 2025
holy fuck op how much perc did you snort today?
I hate the fact that the market is closed fir 3 dsys. My COIN wouldve instantly mooned into oblivion. FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!
>>53264303no percs just bobocaine
>>53264329>crypto black swan on monday incoming
>>53264275How heavy are those mutant fish bags?
Thinking about buying long-dated puts on MSTR.Convince me not to.
>>53264374>Just swimmingly.
>>53264374I'm up +16.15%
For fucks sake, FUCK YOU, BoJ. Stop cheating. let the Yen fucking sink already, REEEEE.And stop pumping you stupid shit NASDAQ, dump more and stay low for another year while I continue accumulating.
>>53264452This entire week I have been asking why we are pumping and no one has any explanation.
>>53264446Nice, what is your PT? I was reading that they purchased more land and the facility is going to cost them way more than expected, so they might need financing.
If I held my RYCEY I would be almost breakeven. I am seething. my personal internal risk compass sucks I guess
>>53264275watched the video on their website, what exactly is the advantage of doing all that stuff as opposed to traditional salmon farming? it just seems like a lot of work for not a lot of benefit
>>53264495literally CPI and bank earnings report came out in-line, which is bullish, what part doesnt make sense
>>53264495Inflation is going down, and the banks didn't get BTFO'd. This is going to be a nice bull rally until Jerome steps in for another rape hike.
>>53264518aka SHARE DILUTIONlol
I SOLD PUTS ON BBBY at $3. PLEASE SEND HELP
>>53264556hopefully he raises 25 bpts above what the market expects
>>53264173The bankruptcies are only beginning
>>53264519I bought rycey at 1.20, sold at 1.22 and bought more at 1.26. I am just going to hold. My work (Boeing) is ramping up production and more planes are being ordered. Aerospace is taking off like you wouldn't believe.
Why is Bitcoin at 21k? Euphoria has made the rest of the board incomprehensible.
>>53264518100x minimum but it's a 20 year play, human population will continue and anyone that says "it will level out" is retarded, fish catches in the oceans are taking a nose dive, and I think livestock will take a backseat to farmed fish in a worst case scenario.
>>53264524Genetic engineering aka changing the price point of fish because growth and maturation processes are so different
What, no Links?
>>53264556>This is going to be a nice bull rally until Jerome steps in for another rape hike.Try february
>>53264559>>53264518Yes they will do lots of share dilution and if you're long you shouldn't give a shit because they are funding what requires a massive amount of infrastructure, if they didn't dilute shares obviously they would not even be able to go from A to B in the growth of their company.
>>53264602>20 year bagholding
>>53264587All the money is made from servicing planes though. China, and by extension global travel and trade, has been a dick about reopening.
>>53264647You mean 20 year accumulation? I anticipate this to be my biggest gainer out of my entire portfolio.
>>53264663Don't get Garbage Don'ed on
>>53264638>if youre long you shouldnt care abotu share dilutionhow about i dont go long until they aer a functioning company that doesnt need to squeeze investors as paypigs
>>53264620they've had these genetically modified fish for 30 years and they're still not making any money?
>>53264572I sold some puts on bbby at $4.5, got scared and exited the position before a meetingWhen I got back, it was under $4I'm down money, but I dodged a bulletfeels weird
>>53264589Why shouldn't it be?
>>532647212 more years
>>53264696>How about I buy for $100 and sell for $101 >>53264721Yields are increasing, let me ask you, do you think yields would ever recede? Or would they just continue to become more profitable? This is a business of scale. As well, genetics will only improve. >>53264691AQB is the only good stock on the market
>>53264766Lab grown meat is going to be more viable than fish anyway.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53264780Name a ticker
>>53264274You sure you want him to initiate the Black Betty protocol? I just want to make sure you understand the potential consequences.
>>53264780I would settle for cheap onions.
whats going on with bitcoin?
>>53264812not invested in them, i dont like the industry. likely anything viable will be acquired by an existing megacorp for a 2-3x of price and you wont have gained the amount required to take on risk of penny stock startups (10x +)
>>53264495I don't get it either there's been no news all week fucking clown market
>>53264842Your attitude really beats back your forecasting ability, I would wager roughly half of your personal "ideals" will not come to fruition, whilst half of things you think are "fucking retarded" will be full force in the future.
so, what can we expect when bitcoin crashes again?
>>53264838lol, s-o-y-l-e-n-t and not just s-o-y is filtered. The more you know.
>>53264887it won't since it bottomed
>>53264780Kill yourself nigger.
>2023>investing for "LE SAFE 11% annual gains" instead of the future of all finance, BitcoinI'd pay for your nursing home with my massive gains but honestly you can die in a ditch for all I care
>>53264941how many people in here do you think are investing safely
>>53264556Aren’t all the big banks laying off tens of thousands of employees?
>>53264886really cause my china, copper, and oil stocks are doing quite well for the year. a little better than random penny stocks based on imaginary future viability
crypto pumpingSPY above the 200 SMAinflation peakedbonds peakedeconomy is strongthings are looking better bros
>>53264980Take offense all you want, you simply misunderstood the point of my statement. It was not a personal attack, you little fag.
>>53264780Kike detected
>>53264895>it won't since it bottomed>it won't since it bottomed>it won't since it bottomed>it won't since it bottomed>it won't since it bottomed Many such cases
What should I put in my roth ira this year frens?
>>53265141VOO
>>53265141
>>53264173US defaults in June
why the fuck isn't the market open on weekends
>>53265172I'm more of a VTI kind of guy >>53265192DRYS it is!
realistically, how much upside does nvda have left?
>>53265226Don't look forward to monday
>>53265250ew
i had a problem staying awake until 4pm. i couldn't do any real trading or make adjustments. wish i could just down massive amounts of caffeine to keep chugging but like 200mg won't keep me up much less alert. wonder if there's something wrong with me some days
>>53265250You don't like bananas?
>>53265212They will just raise the debt ceiling like they have been for the past 25 fucking years.
You could live well off selling calls on VTI at 45 day strikes and collecting dividend. No need for a job, no waging. But that's not for you, wagie.
>>53263371The enemy of my enemy is my friend. He has been chosen to play the bad man and he has been rewarded greatly. There is alot of Putlers history we dont know and will likely never know. I've always held the theory he and his band of now billionaire oligarchs were instrumental in the dissolution of the soviet union. Hence the everlasting positions of power and unending wealth. The schwabs/soros/gates of the world we're very grateful the one empire they could never control died.
Yeah its totally pro american to give away billions of dollars as a money laundering scheme under the guise of aid. We could use that money on civilians, but the jews have a plan for greater khazaria to fulfill, goy. I hope every ukrainian man women and child is shot. The holodomor was not enough.
>>53265275I sell covered calls on VTI
>>53265367>1pbtidkys
Are we getting a Rocker update tonight?
Imagine not buying the bottom on NVDA
>>53265385Blow your brains out troon
>>53265367Agreed desu. It's the equivalent of companies that spend millions on HR wokeshit.
>>53265405>the bottom
>>53265424broke the 200 MA today in decisive action AND crypto is pumping now. Anyone short semishits will be heemed
Who objectively was the best Head of the Fed and why?
>>53265421Itll be the price they pay for trying to have their jew leader defend them.Volkner was best fedhead
>>53265367Yes just look at what all that aid money did for Iraqi and afgainistain. Big fat nothing. We went, stayed for 20 odd years, spent billions, and we left with nothing to show for it other than a dead Saddam and Bin Laiden. It could be said that both countries are worse now than they were then to boot.
>>53265323this is foolish. why sell so late out when theta decay really hits at 21 days? why do it for a fund with low iv?
>>53265402Power's hot!.
>>53265477I'm used to selling 45dte so thats what I do
>>53265499well you should consider adjustments
>>53264173>haha I'm a social outcast without friends who never had a girlfriend and lives with his parents>maybe if I really get into analyzing stocks and build a good portfolio I will be able to turn my life ar-ACK!
>>53265511I'll do a test run of 30 dte.
>>53265467Honestly Afghanistan is in the best position in 50 years. The Taliban is an internationally recognized government, with a seat at the UN. Very bullish for Chinese lithium/cadmium mining.
>>53264303If you found someone wearing that hat and that chain like that would you even be mad at him? Look at him, he's the shit.I bought another XOM put.
>>53265574>with a seat at the UNLast time I checked 6 months ago, they don't. Once they took over, the guy that was there representing Afghanistan in the UN, stayed. Talibans don't recognize him, and they wanted someone else, and it never went anywhere. Maybe it changed since the, but I doubt it.
>>53265596are you not concerned that if the market goes up and recession fears are cancelled it is going to take oil with it?
>>53265629Wasnt sure how all that played out either, I thought they got the seat at the general but were denied a seat on some human rights council. I just goygled and couldnt find any info newer than 2021.>Does anyone here know?
remember guys dont wait for the fed pivot, the market will price in the pivot months in advance and you'll lose out
I've got $300 from divvies that I can now gamble on degenerate optionsShill me some good and/or stupid shit?
>>53265755it's too late for that man, bears have already killed themselves
>>53265747The second Taliban government is not recognized by the United Nations, which instead continues to recognize the Islamic Republic as the country's legitimate government.how do you research your stocks without being able to google
>>53265755Saved for retarded Bitcoin Bobos
I thought we were going to go lower
>BTC is up againFUCK NOI won't survive another 15 years of kids laughing at my boomer stonks while they got rich with crypto.
>>53265755there's been no verbiage that the Fed is going to pivot yet, and if the debt ceiling gets raised they're going to need to raise rates to get inflation under even more control.
SHORT SPOTIFY I WAS LISTENING TO MEDIEVAL FOLK MUSIC AND THE SHIT CUT OUTFUCK SPOTIFY ITS SO GOOD 90% OF THE TIME THEN ITS SHITREEEEEE
>>53265889the market is pricing in the fed pivoting in the next 3-4 monthsit's that simple
Its the first time Im winning something.
1month treasury spiked today. big banks had earnings today. that’s all.
>>53265943so the market gongo up
>>53265831I bust a nut then trust my gut... Warren buffet got nothing on me.(Just didnt want to read a whole article)
>>53265943think pic rel is gonna have any impact on next week?
>>53265906Literally said every single time the market has rallied for the last year. Pivooters are as bad as pernabobos at this point. Yes one day you will be correct simply due to the fact you say the pivot is coming every single green week we have...
>>53266045First I've heard of that, what does it even mean?
>>53266045nothingburger
>>53266085maybe don't bet against america?
>>53266045they'll cuck out and raise it
It's over bobos(I trimmed some fat from the webm, so now you dumbass bobos can't look in the archive to see when it was last posted)
my wife hit the wall and im sad
>>53266045>>53266125it's extremely bullish when they do raise it right?
>>53266104how have you never heard of this thing that gets cried about 5x/yr?
>>53266104.gov will have to either raise it or default on our debt to china and pay with plutonium (bombs).99.99% of the time >>53266113>>53266125are the answers
>>53266045Well if it indeed happens or gets close to happening you'll get all the cheap shares you could want to bag. But really the solution is easy. Money is nothing but what a computer says it is. So all treasury would have to do is tell the computer "hey we got 30 trillion of extra money from uncle rons underground porn ring" and poof debt problem solved.
So with BTC rallying pretty hard all week how many of you actually have miner stocks/options? how much did you profit so far?
>>53266135What did you expect?
>>53266188Technically raising the debt limit is QE without calling it QE. So, yes. Authorizing the Treasury to create more money. >Please correct me if I am wrong
>>53265226They are technically
>>53266245youre wrong
>>53266215The only position I'm holding related to crypto is Silvergate, and that is a short position. Which is still green, despite the rally this week. >Lots of skeletons in the closets of these crypto banks/brokerages
>tfw 100 shares of MSTR, 1000 shares of GBTC, 200 shares of COINhow much am I gonna be up come mondayholy shieetttt
some more bull porn
>>53266280real question is would it have been better to just take that 40k and put it straight into bitcoin instead
>>53266200nope, what's the big deal about it?
>>53266232i wanted her to stay young and chibi looking since shes only a few years out of high school
>>53266275pretell, I am genuinely curious how the debt limit works in relation to our government issuing money. Would " issuance of new debt" be more accurate than "issuance of new money"?
>>53266308usa federal law limits lending the gov can do, and has to keep being voted up. because these jackasses can't balance a budget, this limit has to be increase all the time. if it's delayed, federal workers get a paid holiday and the news pretends something bad will happen
>>53266215i was thinking of playing btcf but i don't follow crypto. prod dangerous
>>53266322issuing new debt could be coupled with slashing subsidies and other austerity measures.There is a push and pull of QE and issuing debt does neither
>>53266318How many babies did you put in her?
>>53266306I already made 90% profit with mara. I treat these miner stocks like 3x leveraged stocks.
Anyone who thinks the US will default on its debt is insane. They turned on the infinite money machine during covid to see if anyone would notice or care and they didn't. If either party holds out and doesn't raise.the debt ceiling,.they'll get skewered by the public
>>53266350none yet, i guess thats what im reduced to now. just enjoying pregnancy sex. well i better get started
>>53266322Well think of the debt limit as your credit card limit. Only difference is the govt can hike that limit as much as it wants v.s your card is at the mercy of the company it's through. Also paying it off is more of a "oh well" thing with the govt.
>>53266343>>53266370Thanks anons. I always thought debt limit = .gov turn T bills into $ and keep the lights on. My next question, who is the debit issued too? Whoever will buy our bonds?
>>53266299fixed ur image
>>53266451nigga everyone buys bonds, ppl in /smg/ buy bonds. pension funds buy bonds, institutional investors buy bonds, banks, other governments, insurance companies etc. you can get 4% risk free from putting money into a bond.
>>53266451There's multiple things going on1. Is actual 'appropriations'. This is what congress decides the government is going to spend on programs (military, medicare, parks, and so on...)2. The 'deficit' is the difference between how much spending congress appropriates and how much revenue (taxes) is brought in. The deficit gets filled by debt (Treasury selling bonds)3. The national debt is the total value of bonds outstanding, that still need to be paid back. Debt is rolled over, so the Treasury sells new bonds to pay off the old bonds (in addition to selling new bonds to cover new spending)4. The debt limit is a limit set by congress on how high the national debt is allowed to go. Above that, the treasury cannot sell new bonds.You might have noticed that congress does two things here... they decide how much to spend, and decide how deep in debt the country can go. The problem is that there's a mismatch when congress decides to spend one amount of money, but also chooses not to raise taxes or raise the debt limit high enough to cover that spending. When that happens, the Treasury can move money around for a while, but eventually they won't be able to sell new bonds to rollover and pay off the existing bonds........and that's the nightmare scenario
I got fucked today, /biz/... and not in a good way...
I haven't spoken to a woman in any context since at least October.
>>53266280Markets open on Tuesday due MLK day kek, fucking sucks.
baking
>>53265881Buy COIN
>>53266586I didn't know if they had some emergency jerkoff provision with the big banks/funds for immediate liquidity. >>53266627Excellent reply. Thank you. The nightmare scenario amounts to a government shutdown like a few years ago (2018?) or something worse?>sorry if I sound retarded first time getting stoned in a while
>>53265667I'll set a stop loss.
>>53266299Wait a minute. Where the fuck is all that money coming from. Other countries? We're nearly at peak retard levels, days which were never supposed to come again
>>53266840>amounts to a government shutdown like a few years ago (2018?) or something worse?Well, once the Treasury can no longer sell new bonds, it has to start making decisions about where to allocate any incoming funds (from taxes, and rolling over some bonds while staying under the limit). Legally... that money is supposed to go to the programs that congress appropriated the funds to. So... it goes to the military, medicare, parks, etc... because the appropriation acts are basically laws. So the government won't shut down (that happens when congress fails to pass appropriations, so Treasury legally cannot give those agencies money). However, since money is legally required to go to agencies/programs first, then there isn't money to pay interest or pay off bonds.......so then the US in default on its debt. That's the nightmare, because suddenly US debt becomes worthless, and US treasury bonds are like THE baseline for the entire world's financial system.
bobo is kill this is literally the last /smg.
>>53266959Thank you Anon. >The more you know
I just realized that holding >5m yen in interactive brokers means you pay them interest. Lmao.I should probably convert to something else.
I made 4.38% this week. Almost hit my 1%/day target.
started trading this year it says my all time green is 7%. not sure if its any good but i did read that some somehow are even losing money
>>53267101yeah youre gonna earn 1% per day and be the richest man in the world in 10 years for sure
>>53267134I will likely blow up my account and lose it all, but 1% is an achievable target in the short run.
>Tokyo Stock Exchange>Minimum commission ¥ 10,000. Dividend Withholding tax 20%.>For example, if you trade ¥ 1,200,000, your total fees are ¥ 16,300(commission ¥ 13,800 + levy ¥ 2,500).what the fuck??1.2 million yen is around US$10K, and you pay $130 in commission fees for a single trade?? excuse me?was just curious in buying Nintendo directly but what the fuck?
>>53267291this is how you keep the jews under control
>>53267291yikes
I've still been DCAing slowly. Is it safe to all in yet?
>>53267291Where'd you get that info? I'd get a new brokerage.You can buy TSE listings on interactive brokers for an 80 yen minimum fee or 0.08% of total purchase. So less than $1 on a 1k position or like $7 for 10k. Japanese stocks only trade in lots of 100 so for Nintendo it's ~5k to buy a position. Used to be $50k for the longest time but they finally did a stock split.
>>53267291that definitely seems wrong.
>>53267372it was HSBC, i think that's the only other option for foreign trading besides IBKR here in Canadayeah it does seem like I need to open a secondary account in IBKR eventually since everyone else is ripping me off, just wanted to also invest through a bank for the perks (e.g. $100K+ in investments lets me waive chequing account fees and also waive annual fees on a premium credit card)
>>53267430I'm not 100% sure IBKR offers the same commissions to non-US residents, so double check that first. Almost certain it'll be cheaper than $130 though.
With the decline in the VIX I'm worried that my JEPI premiums will fall. If the VIX stays below 18 for a while I will sell my JEPI.
>>53265402I was gonna, but now I'm pushing it until tomorrow night because some chud got mouthy with me today about my videos, so now everyone is getting punished. Thank the chud.
>>53267569But tomorrow is movie nite...
>>53267569Nigger quit being lazy and do the video
>>53267576Well when that chud shows up, give him a piece of your mind. This hurts me more than it hurts you, trust me
>>53267593Don't you start getting mouthy with me too buncun. I'm the only person here that tolerates your weird fetish you sick freak.
>>53267569>>53267594Chud-sama was right.
>>53267569Well fine then.
>>53267594Link me last week's update. I forgot to watch it.
>>53267291go home white pigyu!
>>53267631Don't worry chud anon, I know it's you. You'll all get your video tomorrow and make no mistake, I'll be giving this general a piece of my mind for sure.
you got off easy last update rockeryou were trash talking waifus and i thought for a minute you were gonna say shit about lizzie
>>53267637https://youtu.be/by4fHGG41iY
>>53267593My phone is ranged banned due to you
>>53267666Devilish trip. Look it's not my fault /smg/ has shit taste in woman. Btw Liz looks like a weird alien woman. 4/10
>>53267116Being profitable at all in your first year is good. Well done.
>>53267576I don't think you'll be missing much.
>Buttcoin up over 10%What's this about?
Looking back, July was such a horrible month.I'm glad rate hikes are over.
>>53267748What is the movie tomorrow? I don't ever go to movie night but I want to make sure movie anon is playing something good
>>53267761Lately, he hasn't been announcing until about 10 min before
wow i cant believe it's just going to be 2018 again even without rate hikes stoppingi bet nothing would have changed with bulls even if jerome didn't stop hiking rates back in 2018
>>53267692TMO?
>>53264589NASDAQ pumping, BTC is heavily correlated with it now. Plus the TA is looking really fucking nice.
>>53267755Fake and gay pump. The Jews are artificially pumping the markets to trick goyim into buying back in and then they are going to dump SPY to sub 200. They are claiming inflation is under control when in reality they've done nothing to control it and prices on goods and services are still insanely high.
>>53267708this moment feels like easy mode. i got in one that is doing buybacks and the others seem to be climbing up from their absurd dumps
why do you faggots still pretend to watch rocker's videos
>>53267761I'm not movie anon nor do I know him. I mean no disrespect to him I think he has better taste than I do and chooses movies that will be more intellectually stimulating for his participants, but I only seek out movies that show blood spraying or tits or preferably both.(spoiler Absurd has no tits bared despite having three pretty young actresses on hand, a true oddity of Italian horror).
>longed BBBY>shorted BTC minersI'm gonna get rekt Tuesday aren't I?
>>53267787Bulls are winners, bobos are sad losers. You're a loser.
>>53267827Same reason you're going to watch tomorrow. Because you have nothing better to do
>>53265881I don't understand why you wouldn't just buy crypto if this your assessment of what's going to happen.>>53266215I went super fucking long on MARA and RIOT. Just last week my account was at $2500, I shit you not. I've been telling all the retarded niggers in here for the last month that miner stocks were going to squeeze. But no. No one listens to poor old anon.>>53266354They're literally like 6x BTC/NASDAQ etfs kek
>>53267797Cope and seethe tranny bobo, soft landing was achieved. I'm long ARKK and BTC now, also long BTC mining stocks.
>>53267885My therapist told me that it's not healthy to base my entire sense of self worth on whether or not someone on the internet mentions in a video something that I did within the past week.
>>53267921How high do you think BITF will go? I just need it to stay below $2 for the next 6 months.
>>53267945If that's the case, I'll go ahead and include you in tomorrow's video to feed your mental illness.
>>53267976It's not true... I was just making that up. I haven't mentioned you to my therapist yet
>>53267979You will after tomorrow...
>>53266215I don't think I'm even gonna bother following crypto this cycle. Too many exchanges blowing up.
So we really are going to have these gay ass days where market goes -1% and then goes up to 0% over and over and over and over again, huh?It wants to fall but someone won't let it.
>>53267827because he's based and redpilled
>>53267970ngl dude it's prob gonna break $2 in the next few weeks
>>53264173Is buying a Rubmaps account a good financial decision. I get better intel but I'll be put on a list if I buy a premium account. I need financial advice
>>53268018Wait do you actually get put on a list with a rubmaps account
>>53267827Rocker is an integral part of this community. If you think you can make better videos then go ahead.
>>53265457Volcker. Only one that actually did something. Jerome is quivering just trying to stop inflation because wall street isnt happy. Wonder if we'll get a suprise 2018 style dump to get him to pivot like he, iirc, did where rates cuts began the following year
>>53267291this is wrong. I buy jpy stonks with Fidelity all the time
>>53268029I mean they'd be able to track you down if the feds were to shut it down. Anyways I'm trying to read the comments because my ATF stopped working at my local parlor. I was wondering if she moved to one with more business
>>53268034Many have tried, all have failed. Comfy was the last guy that made quality content
BTC will be 15k by Tuesday.
>>53265787>>53265839>>53265889I TRICKED YOUHAHA!THE MARKET ACTUALLY BLED FOR ANOTHER YEAR+ AFTER THE PIVOT WHEN VOLCKER WAS IN!you bulls are delusional, you don't even fact-check obvious bullshit
>>53268253Bulls are smarter now, we will literally never stop buying. Powell could come out and hike by 500 BPs while saying "you bulltard faggots better sell because im crashing this market" and I would add to my weekly DCA.
Why yes I would like this much risk please
>>53268365>STOP DOING MATH
>>53268365>he doesn't eyeball all his figures and trade strictly with his gut through the wisdom of his instinctscringe
Should I get my PhD at 28? I'm fucking sick of retards talking down to me.
>>53268383>IF YOU DON’T HAVE AT LEAST 3 IMAGINARY NUMBERS ITS NOT A REAL STRAT
>>53268399yes. get your PhD of Racism
>>53268412I HATE ARROGANT JEETS AND CHINKS WITH PIECES OF PAPER SO GOD DAMN MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>53268399Are you afraid the ugly cat women and trust fund soibois don’t like you or what
>>53268399Yes. Be sure to rack up lots and lots of debt too.
>>53268434The average nonwhite doctorate is mentally retarded, which is why I do the same job as my coworkers with a bachelor's degree in an unrelated field, but they're so fucking rude about it and they treat me like shit, it drives me nuts.
>>53268399pro tip: you can be educated far past your actual intelligence and it won't help yougot my bachelors that i needed for my job and got out.
>>53268468PhDs pay you to go to school. It doesn't cost anything and I can live off my portfolio for a few years.
>>53268473I rest my case. You’re afraid of your inferiors mocking you. If you look at the numbers, we’re at unprecedented historical levels of young white men dropping out, why long the feces of train of useless worthless paper “knowledge”
>>53268473KILL THEM
>>53268524It's more than just prestige. It's like hazing where they keep dumping all of their shittiest jobs on me.
>>53268570find another job and unceremoniously bouncejust start applying to shit you may be surprised
>>53264840This
>>53265250That’s an ancient forbidden memestock.Now DF, there’s a cowgirl stock
>>53268102Right but it's not actually illegal to just be subcsribed to that shit right? I mean I was super barred out in chinatown one night and bought a month on a whim kek
>BUY NOW, PAY LATER WITH PAYLATERSERVICE>*time to pay later comes, move balance to credit card, pay even later*So the name of the game is basically buy now, credit later, then pay off the credit card with loans later, then flee the country. Interesting.
>>53268399>>53268524Because that's dumb. With a PHD he can move to a foreign country, like japan, where they'll suck his dick for being under 35 and with a PHD. Dropping out makes no sense, you should drop in (to some other country) while shorting the USA because it's going to zero.
>>53268621I'm not a lawyer anon. I'd assume just being subscribed isn't illegal as long as you don't leave any comments indicating you have paid for "services". Although it's the feds if they wanted to virtue signal they can arrest all the John's if the really wanted to. Or am I being paranoid about all of this
i just played monkeyball 2 bowling (gamecube) with 2 other gentlemen worth $1m+ each and we all agreed we have no idea where the market is going. do what you will with this information.
So does that mean my april tesla puts are dead?
>>53268651
>>53268708Tesla is super volatile right now.But next week is probably a dump.>long weekends are always dumps>bad data, market crabbing, people are clearly exiting as others try to fomo into>tax season, companies sell off around this time of year>Tuesday market open, wednesday congress needs to make a deal or thursday the US will breach the denbts ceiling
I love my wife and daughterhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XdWh7yD-AL8&feature=share
>>53268709>anon can better his life for free>or>he can be an autistic dropout posting sadly with other sadbois on 4chanRide the tiger or get eaten by the tiger with a guy riding on it.
We shorted everythingWe had to pay the priceYeah we shorted everythingWe had to pay the priceI saw in you what life was missingYou lit a flame that consumed my hateI'm not one for reminiscing butI'd short it all for your sweet embraceYeah'Cause we shorted everythingWe had to pay the priceThere's a canvas with two facesOf fallen bobos who loved and lostIt was a passion for the agesAnd in the end guess we paid the costA thing of beauty, I knowWill never fade awayWhat you did to me, I knowSaid what you had to sayBut a thing of beautyWill never fade awayWill never fade awayWill never fade awayI see your eyes, I know you see meYou're like a ghost how you're everywhereI'm your demon never leavingA metal soul of rage and fearThat one thing that changed it allThat one sin that caused the fallA thing of beauty, I knowWill never fade awayWhat you did to me, I knowSaid what you had to sayBut a thing of beauty, I knowWill never fade awayAnd I'll do my duty, I knowSomehow I'll find a wayBut a thing of beautyWill never fade awayAnd I'll do my dutyYeahWe'll never fade awayWe'll never fade awayWe'll never fade awayWe'll never fade awayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN1RJF55NXI
>>53268756based samurai enjoyer
I want a 2X SOXX etf.
Why do anons here have 401ks? Don't you guys plan on making it before retirement? There's got to be better uses for that cash, even if your job matches up to a certain amount.
>>53264173aus here, if i buy VDHG through nabtrade will they send me a form that i fill out to reinvest any returns so i get compounding interest?
>>53264812Searched for them a while back but all the most promising ones don't seem to be publicly traded.
>>53268772Buy SOXL and short SOXX
/smg/ themehttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Y3qoIPMZA&feature=share
>>53268867I never knew autism could be applied towards filling a popcorn box
>>53268772just be a nigger but only with 2/3 of your money>t. nigger
>>53268902Hello scoopsies...
>>53268774Roth IRA is tax free for life. I contributed a modest amount to a 401k when I still had a job, so that I could convert to roth later. Although even though I've left the job now, I've been too lazy to actually call up, transfer and roll it over to start that process.I wouldn't recommend anyone go all in on retirement accounts, but it's worth stashing enough so that you'll potentially have a few mil worth in the mid 40s or 50s. You can start pulling out money via substantially equal payments method as a tax-free extension to your wealth.Also retirement accounts count towards accredited investor status. They can help you attain that $1m threshold faster since they're pretax and compound faster, if that's something you care about.
>>53268774Anon.. this bait is posted all the time here. There are easy ways to get the money out. I hate to say this not as a joke, but unironically just google it.If you don't take the match then fine, I guess that's more company for the money to either pay me or profit.
>>53268772>>53268855>>53268902lil nigga its called USD. not the dollar, the stock ticker symbol 2x semis. it already exists
>>53268973oh shit we are inthank you mumu
>>53268774So that the government gets less of my tax money
Fuck Powell is going to be pissed when he sees this
My unopended package of 10 AA batteries only has 9 batteries in it.Shrinkflation is really getting out of hand.
just booked a round trip flight to japan for 314 dollars in april of this year. bullish
>>53269105For that much you could feed a japanese family for half a year.
what are the financial implications of sandniggers simping for andrew tate
>>53269105Hope you bought some yen when it was 150:1
>>53268926redpill me on being an accredited investor. what would you say are some of the key benefits other than dabbing on non-accredited investors
>>53267787what happened in 2018?
>>53269139Seething golem seething at the true religion of Islam
>>53269139He traffics white women. Of course they view him a leader.
>>53269249rate hikes, weed stocks, laughing at bitcoin, AMD, but mainly the (attempted) rate hikesduring the midst of it, it felt like the market crash was finally happening after years of easy moneythen it got postponed to 2020. thankfully I was still scared by it so I was cash for most of 2019 and early 2020 so I avoided the actual market crash
>>53269213You can invest in hedge funds, invest in private companies, and participate in certain offerings.Thanks to RegCF you can actually invest in some private company raises as an unaccredited investor now, through sites like republic or start engine. It's mostly total dogshit though. Stuff like clothing made from endangered llamas, crypto portfolio apps, climate grift bullshit, or some person's ketchup flavor that they've sold 100 bottles at their local grocery store. Anything compelling wouldn't need to reach out to randoms to raise money.
>>53269412interesting but sounds based. we'll make it there together, frenwagmi
>>53269078
>>53267787We haven't even gotten back to where we were six weeks ago before the dump.That's what really gets me kek. /biz/ sees a truck coming at them, but it swerves so they declare victory. But then they failed to realize they were on the train tracks and they're a pajeet in india.
>>53268723>>long weekends are always dumps>>bad data, market crabbing, people are clearly exiting as others try to fomo into>>tax season, companies sell off around this time of year>>Tuesday market open, wednesday congress needs to make a deal or thursday the US will breach the denbts ceilingpriced in
>>53264981Labor market tight is why economy is “strong.” The one thing jerome has explicitly said must die before the pain is over. It hasnt even begun
>>53269699Things are only priced in after the new week begins.
>>53265574Are there unironic russian agents posting in /smg/?
>>53269716>businesses put up fake jobs>refuse to hire candidates>jerome destroys businesses>boomers cry for bailouts
>>53269716Take your meds, schizo bobo. The bottom was 3500, you will never see the S&P under 4000 again.
>>53269732It's probably just some poltroon
>>53267827I stopped watching rocker when he went off his meds and had sex with a pillow which has "2scoops" written on it. It was Chris Chan tier.
>>53267827i watch every video, it is part of /smg/, we are a family
>>53269732>>53270027upvoted, based moderate fellas xDNAFO: 1, Putlerist/Trumpist fascism: 0edit: thanks for the gold!
spy closed below 4000. you know what this means
>>53270181dompeet
Reminder that not all redditors are bulls, but all bulls are redditors. Redditors deserve to lose their money.
Literally only you recent refugee queers ever mention www.reddit.comNobody gives a shit what they do there, and the only reason you give a shit is cause you think you've evolved past that website and are overcompensating for the fact that you were one of those faggots yourselves just weeks or months ago.Faggots.
>>53270229>another 1PBTID discord shillIf you get offended when people dislike redditors, then maybe you should go back.
>>53270246>redditorsfaggot holocaust nigger you're so fresh from www.reddit.com you're still using their colloquiums anyway, what's your favorite movie?
>>53270229based. GME trannies should kill themselves and not bother us
Is my Coinbase stock gonna pump next week?
>>53270454why do you even have COIN stock?by bagholding you're saying that you only want to make money off one single tickerNEGG pumped yesterday, do you think COIN is gonna do 75-100% in the next 7 days?
>cryptocucks getting bulltrapped by pre-futuresfor a minute I was scared that the shitcoin I'm shorting (ARKK) would end up mooning too.
>>53270528More like 30 days
PRLB is like 20 somthing dollars what happened lol
>>53270071Ugh now I need to watch all his videos
>>53267869
>>53264173who the hell still eats steak?
>>53270563The 15m looks like a Bart
>>53270722>>53270563shit
>>53270729>>53270729>>53270729>>53270729
>>53265995Just think, with enough money an balls you can fuck 300 teenage white girls an get away with it.
>>53264766>AQB is the only good stock on the market
>>53270714Link fudders
>ting an>chao ho>chang chun