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>>53240977

WTF ARE THEY TRYING TO DO? ALL MARKETS PUMPING. INFLATION WON'T GO DOWN THANKS TO THESE FAGGOTS.

I'd pump her exit if you know what I mean.

SOX is firmly holding the 200 SMA
SPY moved above the 200 SMA today

>>53240977
what does sex feel like

Frenly reminder to watch "Les Miserables" at least once a week.

I thought korean anon said we dumping today

>Tfw my AMC puts

First for climate change is a hoax used to perpetuate economic grifting and easy subsidized money, where after 30 years of promises; nothing actually changed and the people spouting lies are living old and rich or dead.

>>53241011
Like shorting the top and looking at sad mumu memes in /smg/

>>53241008
woah blacked feddy

>>53241018
Shan't be doing that

>>53240977
Why is this webm so popular I don't get it

>>53241026
First for oil companies admited they funded anti climate change despite them knowing its wrong for years and people these days will still defend the corporations trick.

>>53241045
it makes incels seethe because she's getting more food than she paid for

>>53240977
anybody know any companies working on remote neural monitoring ? honestly if it goes mainstream it will be the next 100000x https://web.archive.org/web/20160914071048/http://www.anonews.co/spy-on-your-thoughts/

>>53241003
What is this guy talking about? Why should I take him out for dinner?

>exit liquidity

>>53241045
Incels foaming at the mouth for some above average looking brain dead roastie.

>>53241045
It has become acceptable to be an architect.

>>53241026
That's what I've been saying

How’d I do? I sold my positions because
>good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell

>>53241028
don't make me choose please

>>53241045
I actually liked that webm until I found out she took the popularity of the video and milked it like a typical TikTok roastie. Now I hate her.

>>53241045
Mind breaks incels. Cant imagine a woman being fun and happy.

>>53241045
Women are dumb lel

>>53241055
>they funded anti climate change
Based

>>53241055
Chic fil A funded anti abortions and anti lgbt. Does that mean abortions and mentally ill faggots are okay?

>>53241055
Oil companies fund solar and wind because they know it will never replace fossil fuels.

>>53241074
I’ve crafted my wife from 120 pounds to over 190. In a holding pattern right now

>>53241109
Speaking of that I'm getting some Chik-fil-A for lunch got a gift card for Christmas

>>53241007
>Lum-posting
This means it's the peak?

>>53241045
Ignore the other posters, some anons thought she was being an asshole to the wagie but she was just being flirty

>finally beating daily inflation

>>53241122
Not a bad start. Seems to be getting a good shape overall and isn't just all belly.

>>53241109
Those are moral issues not scientific ones. If sunscreen manufacturers funded a study saying sun is bad for you so you should buy sunscreen you would have caught on. But somehow exxon lying goes over your head. I hope the people that think its not real are at least getting paid for it.

>>53241080
Gj bro make some on the way down next week too

>>53240977
>thot posting
muh dick nigger OP

>>53241102
>>53241068
>>53241061
>muh incels
when was the last time you had sex champ? oh shit you're an incel too shut the fuck up

In all seriousness how did he do it? We all thought SPX would be at 3000 by now and unemployment would be high at the price of inflation going down. We got inflation getting crushed with almost zero downside effects. The absolute worst that happened was a few small layoffs that were only hired on for the post-COVID reopening.

Is he the best chairman in FED history?

I'm going to the gym.. there is no way the market will do something crazy while I'm gone.. r-right?

>>53241158
You mean puts next week?

>>53241150
Yea her tits have gotten huge

Oil bros... we're back.

>>53239856
The problem with Cash is that typically you pay an interest every day at 11 pm, so right now if you long SPX you pay 7.31%/year for the value of the position, that's quite a lot of money. With futures you don't have that. Yes rolling over is like selling the old contract and buying the new one, but it doesn't really affect you except for taxes.

Yea bulls, I’m thinking we’re back

>>53241176
>inflation getting crushed
what market are you watching?

>>53241176
black betty magic

>>53241176
We all know planes mostly fly themselves these days. Just gotta punch in a flight plan and talk with the ATC poojeets.

>>53241184
>Yea her tits have gotten huge
>fat chick with fat tits is amazing concept to anon
Yeah dude im shorting you and your bloodline.

>>53241173
Nobody in this general gets laid, and anyway that says otherwise is a homosexual.

Look at DXY. I feel bad for anyone long dollars right now.

>HOLY SHIT SOXL BROS

>>53241154
Climate change isn’t a scientific problem, it’s societal problems and very complex one

>>53241102
fixed it

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/bed-bath-beyond-may-be-heading-for-a-meme-squeeze-11673544446?siteid=mw_webull?theme=0&color=2

>>53241122
Pierce approves.

everyday is the same but worse

>I am currently only 6% down overall
Nature is healing bros

I hate women so much

Yep it's time to load up on 6 figures of SQQQ boyos

>>53241219
Based anon thanks. A better edit.

>>53241176
>We got inflation getting crushed with almost zero downside effects
Neither of those things is true

>>53241217
Climate change isn't real and anyone who believe it is, is a fucking moron. If it was real, banks would refuse to invest in any southern coastline real estate, and what a shocker, they haven't.

>>53241201
I have 2 kids atleast. And a shitload of brothers, sisters, nieces, and nephews. I’m sorry to dunk on you so hard but you’re reply was out of line

guys I think I have no idea how the market works afterall

>>53241219
Can confirm that’s how Everett wa be. Where all the meth heads are

>>53241176
>>53241176
>We got inflation getting crushed with almost zero downside effects. The absolute worst that happened was a few small layoffs that were only hired on for the post-COVID reopening.

>>53241196
>>53241242
>inflation isn't getting crushed
>has gone nothing but down since the peak, even faster than we thought
Let me guess, you thing eggs being $6 means inflation is running rampant?

>300k cash ready to invest

I WILL NOT FOMO

>>53241257
Just buy spy literally that simple.

>>53241251
uhhh climate change is most certainly real, some days it's hotter than others, the climate is constantly changing. climate deniers are retards.

>>53241154
Nigga. I have taken the ecological courses. I was born in 91. I saw all the initiatives for climate change, global warming, made made catastrophes. I saw the charts form the experts, predicting what was going to happen if we didn’t find projects. So we funded the projects in the early 2000s. Took leadership from the United Nations and Wprld Sconomic Forum. And now. I’m turning 30 soon. And it was all lies and bumpkins. This has nothing to do with oil or energy and has everything to do with people using fear mongering to hype a generation up into giving money to crooks who know god damn well nothing is changing and the earth will keep revolving. I got a George Carlin clip for you to watch
>https://youtu.be/7W33HRc1A6c

>>53241173
Cream pied my gf this morning ya fuckin coping incel

>>53241102
>Work at WagieMart for 3 decades
>Didn't even work up to atleast the fucking manager
KWAB

BUDDY CHECK BITCOIN COMPUTER

>>53241274
BBBY

>>53241257
Nobody here (or anywhere) does.

When does the next leg down start? I'm getting kinda pissed off over here.

>>53241272
Why the eggs? My plan is to eat five eggs every day for the next year or two

>>53241284
Imagine selling your coastal real estate at a discount because you are afraid of climate change.

>>53241274
All in on 0DTE options tomorrow or you're gay

>>53241210
How fucking completely braindead do you have to be to stare at your own ass like this?

The way everything is moving right now, it feels like we're about to head into stagflationary leg #2.
Might see 2-3 months of euphoria, followed by oil prices back to $150 and then boom.

>>53241289
>predicting wha
Predictions made by idiots on tv doesnt change whats happening. And george carlin is an idiot. Thank you for showing me you watch him. I know you are r*ddit midwit now.

Jerome will receive the Nobel prize for solving economy so there never will be any recessions or financial crises again

>>53241045
>Why is this webm so popular I don't get it
I don't get it either. It's just some chick ordering food.

>>53241342
Bernanke did it first

>>53241291
People who work at Walmart have no desire to be in management. I have a friend that works in the meat department at sam's club. Has been working there for 13 fucking years and has turned down every fucking promotion since the beginning because it's "too much responsibility". I hate my generation so fucking much.

>>53241342
>Bernanke gets the Nobel
>My man Jerome doesn't
WHAT A SCAM

>>53241307
first we have bank earnings showing that they did okay in the final quarter, but warning of huge slow down - mixed bag, which makes the market think that earnings season is going to go well, or at least not terrible
then earnings from the bigger names start coming in poorly, but are subsidized by exchange rates this time, so it'll be mixed, but it'll stop the rally
then the Fed will come out February 1 and will indicate higher for longer

>>53241346
Lot of autists cant interpret her behavior and mood. Shes clearly having fun but a bunch of people here think shes acting bitchy or rude to the guy. They also dont understand why she does the fist pump.

>>53241257
nobody does or else everyone would be rich.

>>53241346
She’s quite flirtatuous and hot

>>53241220
https://www.axios.com/2023/01/10/bed-bath-beyond-share-price-bonds

>>53241341
>I am wrong and a dipshit so im going to throw hyperbole insults like ‘Reddit poster’ because I can’t think for myself.
Ok. Just say you are a mentally ill faggot. Could’ve saved us both a lot of time.

Still selling those INTC puts.
Guess its steak for lunch.

>>53240977
I hate this stupid food ordering whore so much

>>53241243
go for it

>>53241290
>cream pied
Are you even old enough to buy stock?

>>53241226
Kek

>>53241003
If there is a god this whore will die alone

>>53241346
It's because shes an above average looking woman which blue screens /smg/'s brains. For God's sake people here think anya taylor-joy is hot despite the fact her eyes are glued to the side of her head. Most the people here haven't even felt the touch of a woman, even by accident.

>>53241388
You don’t have to be an adult to have a brokerage account. Most these posters were born after 2001. Zoom zooming faggots who will learn in 15 years how cured they really are.

>>53241375
Not an argument. Predictions by literal who's arent revelant. Co2 adding rapidly to the atmosphere is bad. Deforestation is bad. Instead of taking a 101 course at about the environment trying taking more rigorous science and reading more.

>>53241208
Trading is hell.

I just need SOXL to 2x from here and I'll finally be free

>>53241363
>They also dont understand why she does the fist pump.

she does that because the white sauce reminds her of sperm

why is bitcoin pumping

>>53241342
>>53241342
>Jerome will receive the Nobel prize for solving economy so there never will be any recessions or financial crises again

>>53240977
>>53241003
>>53241041
Get some new webms

Red candles can be fun in thier own way,

>>53241445
You could ask any of the other 3 dozen crypto threads instead of the stock thread.

>>53241460
cryptotards don't understand anything though

>>53241445
Risk is on. DXY dumping too

BBBY fomo incoming

>>53241445
Metropolitan announced their exit on monday. Guess thats bullish.

>>53241445
CPI data. historically it has dumped after, we'll see. I was mind broken by this bear market so I have no faith this is a real bull run start.

>>53241454
Holy shit I thought she was going to dislocate her shoulder and have the bar drop on her.

>>53241008
I would Michael Burry my divys so far inside her ...

>>53241445
Dollar trade is done. Rates have peaked. Inflation is over (they think).

>>53241291
She's probably a greeter that works once or twice a week because she's bored and lonely in retirement.

>>53241416
These ‘idiots’ were leading scientists of their day just like the ones today who are claiming men can be woman.
>things I can’t control are bad
How about you give more hard earned money to the closest non profit so you can feel better w about the life you live. Sorry you have no control. But we actually aren’t in any global catastrophe and if you should be scared of your own shadow by how you are talking. P.s. I got a bachelors from a college of ecology. I know far more about this than you do. But hey, vote Biden again. I’m sure the mining of lithium for solar panel graveyards is perfectly healthy for the environment

>>53241445
Idk but I made 400 bucks off calls

>>53241467
Crypto is only worth like 5 Walmarts anyway.

>>53241454
no, i'm a traditionalist

Europoor bros, how in hell is Europe almost +25% over the last three months? And unless Putin decides to nuke Ukraine, I can't really see why this retard rally should stop anytime soon.

>>53241478
Stop posting this fish eyed ghoul

>>53241388
Your cope is embarrassing mate.

Go get your dick wet for the love of god.

>>53241045
people think she's cute, but she's actually kind of insuferable. she's what, 15-16? and a little tipsy. like every teenage girl she's testing the power she has on men by being extra flirty. she's putting on a show and it's quite cringe .

>>53241473
i told you guys for the past 3 threads to hop in while it was flatlining. if you want in, wait for the net profit sell off dont buy while its popping

>>53241176
> we all thought
only retard bobos who shorted at the bottom in Q3/Q4 last year.
At the same time I was adding to my portfolio, gettin advantage of generational opportunity to buy cheap shares. Many companies were at single digit P/E ratios with 4+% divvy yields.
I think we need to add "short low cover high" to our sayings.

>>53241503
I enjoy looking at her

I’m about to regress to 3 figure hell.

>>53241491
>I got a bachelors from a college of ecology. I know far more about this than you do
I got a PHD in geology. So no you dont. And i voted for trump twice. Caring about the environment doesnt make me a liberal. It makes me white.

>>53241503
RETURN THE SLAB

>>53241122
Just when I thought you couldn’t get anymore based.

>>53241397
she isn't a whore, if she was a whore she'd let you take her out for drinks, get her drunk, and then let you bring her back to your place so you can fuck her.

>>53241519
>I voted for Trump twice

I was promised a recession and market crash

Anyone else getting a hearty chuckle from the pathetic attempt at a short squeeze /wsb/ is trying to pull with CVNA & SI?
>Monday will be glorious
>all this pumping hasn't even dropped my contracts value by .2
Tomorrow might be a good time to enter a short position, if you're not holding one that's ITM from weeks ago.

>>53241532
That's how you scored gookfu

she may be histrionic too

>>53241502
>how in hell is Europe almost +25% over the last three months
Europe was forced to be more self-reliant.

uh oh stinky

>>53241519
ONLY MORE C02 CAN SAVE US FROM THE COMING ICE AGE DRILL BABY DRILL BURN THAT OIL LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. CARPOOLING IS FOR CUUUUUCKS

>>53241519
>It makes me white
It makes you well off.

this is it. this is the big one

I'm gonna say it, buncun is based and i'm tired of acting otherwise.

>>53240962
Why do you anons never listen?

>>53240977
Literally every index and indicator has broken the bear market trend. We bull market now.

If you are still short here don’t blame anyone else, it is your greed and hubris blinding you to the fact that the market will be going to new all time highs now and definitely will not be going back to the lows or nowhere close to them ever again.

Where's this anon

I'm thinking we're back

what the fuck was that

Normal lunchtime dip

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53241272
>you thing eggs being $6 means inflation is running rampant?

$6 is still way lower then actuality.

The ONLY thing lowering CPI is/: Massively-artificially covered up with SPR releases, changing of economic definitions, changing of metrics being measured, Politicians spending out of control, massive household credit spending vs savings.

Have fun.

>>53241384
>Studies have shown that it can take an average of 5.6 hours before the fish returns to a typical metabolic level. During this time, the fish is vulnerable because of its size and immobility. The pufferfish is also typically exhausted from the exertion of puffing up.

>>53241528
I’m glad you’re able to spot me despite being 1PBTID

everyone on the spy option chain is still fucked unless you got in today. jeez

>>53241577
Why doesn’t he tell how short the exactly is?

>>53241569
That is also true. Poor people dont care about anything other than making it.

>>53241551
actually no, we did dinner, and when she saw that i could hold my chop sticks properly and she asked me if I was sure I wasn't a korean boy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

if inflation is still a thing how do you explain this

Ah, I see staples continue to eat shit and META continues to not go bankrupt.

you alright, mumu?

>>53241551
He bought his gookfu for the price of a shirt from a shipping container on the new york docks. She doesn't even speak engrish

SPY 398 BRUTALLY rejected

quick rundown on BBBY
>>53241598

wtf, has Jerome spoken somewhere

Come on baby run

>>53241623
The coupon is only for African-American Descendants of Slavery.

>>53241623
Dr. King wants that chicken.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bears celebrating the market only being up a little

>>53241502
>how in hell is Europe almost +25% over the last three months?
Natgas situation improving, influx of Ukrainians as consumers and a buttload of savings from corona period. Besides that: stimulus packages everywhere.

>>53241651
See you on the OTC

>>53241645
trending as predicted

>>53241589
Sell signal

Small caps avoided the pulback?

The MC calls I sold are in the money now. Do I roll forward or accept the assignment? What do you guy consider when doing this?

AHHHH FUCK here we go

>>53240977
i need bobo hopium RIGHT NOW

>>53241623
>healthy food and vegetables
>thinking blacks will buy this shit

Holy fuck i hate corporations

>green two days in a row
Are we back?

>>53241697

>>53241505
Kiddo you gave yourself away as an underaged virgin, whose only knowledge of sex comes from pornos, the moment you said ceeam pied.
What are you still in high school? It's ok most of your friends are probably still virgins too. You'll get laid eventually, just stop pretending it's pretty cringe.

reminder every dip is fake and gay

>>53241532
She is a whore, baggie. She's just a picky one. She's not looking for a husband

>>53241698
>funsized nukes in the ukraine
>higher for longer
>baby seals alone on the ice while their mother's are off hunting
>president harris

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53241577
>>53241577
>Michael Burry height is 5'6''

>https://agenetworth.com/michael-burry/

Lol comical dump. They're blaming it on "options" or some shit. lol.

If it's not dumping today it will dump hard premarket tomorrow.

RING RING RING

FUCK CARVANA

>>53241737

>>53241734
my gookfu wasn't looking for a husband either when i found her

>>53241734
She's an angry wine aunt. She's over 40 in that video and that video is from years ago.

>>53241512
I bought in last week at $2 and sold today at $4.30 then re-entered again at $4 with a small position

mumu getting bogged while I got out of my calls for a nice profit today kek

>>53241740
fake news

What’s the Vix doing below 20 again?
Do I buy puts on CVNA?

He bought?

>>53241623
What 3rd world country is this store located in?

>>53241766
*bought her

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53241774
This dude is so full of himself

Options rebalanced and everything dumped at exactly the same time today as yesterday, around 1:15 est. What a fucking joke.

>>53241784
The closest one to me is Toledo, OH and I live in Michigan. Toledo is literally a third world country

>Bitcoin ETFs are unironically more stable than SPY

>>53241788
testing

>>53241799
what the fuck does options rebalanced even mean

Am I making a mistake by still being short

I will sell this time

>>53241812
The fees are pretty bad

>>53241784
they have lots of stop and shops near me. they all have that robot that goes around and knocks shit off the shelves so the wagies have to clean it up.

>>53241818
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rebalancing.asp

>>53241796
filtering this image now

What the flip

Am I making a mistake by still being long

will amzn ever be below 90 again?

Am I making a mistake

>>53241850
see >>53241757

>>53241868
I am making a mistake.

I think I’m 2030, TSM will be the most valuable company in the world by 10x more than the next most valuable company.
They’re the only Semi Foundry worth anything.

>>53241003

Im not buying
I'll keep collecting the 2% interest on my europoor broker and observe, there is too much weird shit going on.

>>53241274
Buy some gold and silver.

>>53241847
filtering this post now

Just woke up, what the fuck happened?
Bobos are you ok?

>>53241889
Intel is going to crush them with a combination of increased production, access to the latest ASML machines (the reason TSM is leading the pack), and government subsidies. TSM doesn’t have the high NA UAV machine advantage anymore.

>>53241889
I don't doubt it. TSM will someday be worth more than the entire US stocks market combined. It'll be the Tesla of semiconductors.

>>53241910
>+0.36%
>Bobos are you ok?
lmao

>>53241910
STOP THE COUNT

Bro it’s going to the moon bro, listen bro it’s got this thing called short interest bro, I don’t know what that is bro but listen, so like you can buy a stock bro but, also bro you can like open a share to sell bro and that’s like called a short position or some shit. Anyway bro you make money on like a short position if a stock goes down in price. IKNORITE???! That doesn’t make sense bro but it’s real bro. So like BBBY had like a lot of people doing that okay, and also bro like these dudes with a lot of money called hedge funds like have a lot of these shorty spice positions okay bro and like to make money they have to close. And bro that means like the price is gonna be super high bro, because bro they have to buy the stock to make any money. Bro them closing that position like wow it’s gonna mean so many people are going to buy it at the same time. And bro when people buy stocks the price of it goes up and like you can make money by selling, but like selling to close not like selling to open. Anyways bro this stock BBBY has like one hundred trillion billion million hundred thousand people shorting it bro. So like when they close the position because it’s a profitable company and like bro there’s a bunch more people who like invest in companies that make a lot of profit and like eventually bro the people with the short position I explained will start losing money. Bro when that happens bro they will have to buy back their shares and bro the volume on that brolike it’s buying pressure and the stock price goes up bro. So like they are forced to cover because the company is making so much profit so like bro the price of the stock goes so high. Bro I’m telling you just buy one share and bro like you’re a billionaire.

>>53241878
Is there still life in the squeeze or missed opportunity?

>>53241922
I'm up 4% today, what u mean?

Can stop loss trigger during after/premarket?

>>53241916
>Intel is going to crush them
Kek, baggie

>>53241878
This is how I know the market will crash

>>53241935
Anon if you have to ask...

>>53241946
no. they can only trigger on market open which is a great way of fucking yourself over

>>53241948
>average is $27.xx
>intel price now $30.xx

>>53241935
It's not a squeeze. Just typical pre-bankruptcy short covering action. After the Jan options expiration next friday, it'll be trading at around 50 cents.

>>53241946
No

>>53241503
Just for that you have to watch her dancing

>>53241946
yes

>>53241847
H A V E

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S T A Y I N G

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>>53241935
plenty
ryan cohen had call options for 1/20 up to the maximum 80 strike price and now there's an insane set up for a gamma squeeze while at the same time the hedgies have to buy shares for their swaps or whatever
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/10a0xja/bbby_112_option_ramp_and_current_events/

>>53241916
>Intel
Kek. Enjoy them losing everything.

>>53241970
>future anti-depressant enjoyer dance

ARKK IS UP OVER 15% OVER THE PAST WEEK. APOLOGIZE

>>53241975
and there it is

>>53241975
>e the hedgies
Just stop dude. Theyve moved on.

>>53241975
also it's on the reg sho threshold list for the second time, same as GME during the january 2021 sneeze

>>53241957
>>53241964
Thanks guys. Maybe I’ll catch the next one...(sigh)

>>53241977
desperate

>>53241975
No one here is falling for your pump kek

>>53241975
2 more weeks

>leave this long going because it looks like steady climb up case, but lets put up that SL on some profit just in case
>several minutes later
>DUMP
>PUMP
Fuck indices

>>53241975
fuck off shill

>meme stock buyers

There has never been a more contemptable investor. I utterly hate these morons. They throw their live savings into utterly retarded plays and form cults around stocks. I am personally wealthy but the sheer idiocy to throw money away like that makes me so angry. How can we cull the stupid?

i am fomo'ing into BBBY

>>53241975
>r/BBBY

>>53242051

Pottery

>>53242041
>How can we cull the stupid?
just tell them to fuck off. don't participate. maybe put up a short and be on the other side of their trade. these people are lost. they must learn the hard way. some of them will never learn though. it's just the way of things.

reminder all dips are FAKE and/or GAY

>>53241519
yeah but the co2 shit is a lie

>>53242051
You should really look at fomoing into COIN

>>53242041
Based Buncun poster

they got bobo dirty

>>53240977
fucking bitch

>>53241796
It literally makes no difference. If the company just keeps the money, that's reflected by an increased share price.

>>53242051
Godspeed anon
I hope the squeeze gets sqoozled

>scam pump
>scam dump
>crawl back up
>scam dump
>scam pump
>crawl up some more
>scam pump
This fucking day, man. I'm long, I'm making money, but it doesn't even feel fun. The schizophrenia overshadows the gains.

>>53242114
Stop looking at it every other second then.

All I see is a recurring pattern of lower highs. Why is this time different?

>>53242122
this time it's different :^)

>>53242114
This is an emotional investor

>>53242122
Because the right most cup put in a MUCH lower low.

>>53242122
because i shorted

>>53241922
Check VIX

>>53241975
Why didnt you shill this last week Friday? I couldve been freed of smg once and for all had I gone all in on the options play. Wouldnt have to listen to arrogant mumus screaming. Sorta like buying a penny stock and acting like a genius that you bought at 0.10, dipped to 0.05, and then pumped to 0.06
>oh bobo, were up 20% *neglects that he is down 40%*

Ahhhh I want out of this place! I just need to get rich! Im sick of seeing the mumus always acting like every single dip is the absolute bottom! That makes it hard to actually time stuff but i have to put up with them on the off chance an actual good dd shill shows up with a multibagger!

>>53242114
My methods cannot cope with these swings.
Somehow I'm at + today, but fucking hell.

>>53242151
oof, doesn't affect my shorts though

Why are Beverages (KO, PEP, KDP) all down this week?

can we get an update on this chart?

>>53242122
because this time it's different

>>53242172
risk on, everyone dumps good companies for high beta shitco's. Braindead mumus think we bottomed so growth>value

>>53240977
what is he making? I've never seen that slop

Coinbase really doin a lil sum - should I buy more?

>>53241284
look up the word anthropogenic

Bulls getting tired and the bulltrap about to get in place

>>53242205
he just dumped a garbagebag on the grill, added a little more seed oil (poison) and wallah a healthy meal

I can’t wait for the BBBY rug pull

>>53242172
I thought people invested in that shit for divvies

Maybe something horrible will happen tomorrow that saves our short positions

>>53242172
Commiserate with MO and PM holders: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/09/pepsi-coke-soda-federal-probe-00077126

>>53242175
SPX was close to 5000 in 1973?

>>53242253
jannies don't want you to know this

>>53242177
nope i shorted AND i refuse to sell

therefore the market will never dump again

>vix at 19

fuck all of you who flash sold for that crash
also fuck all you buying coin and bbby
fuck all you especially fucking buying bbby. fucking poos

you can only hit 4k so many times before 3200 mumu don't get hooked

>>53242253
Idc what happens as long as AMC dumps hard

>>53242278
Who is this pure goddess

>>53241776
Yes. Buy your CVNA puts today or tomorrow.

>>53242114
>>53242161

My account started the day at 7k, climbed to 11k, then dumped to 9k. Now it's back at 10k. Would prob be at 12-13k if I didn't panic sell all my 1/0 DTEs during that semitic dump.

>>53241519
Ya I care about the environment, that why I am against environmental destruction caused by cobalt and lithium mining

>>53242253
> Friday 13th
they won't even see what's coming

>>53242242
Why is it even pumping?

>>53242306
Reddit

>>53242278
Damn, I'd hit that sexy skelly 4k times.

>>53242303
Mecha bobo?!?

>>53242289
mrvl actor girl the red wizard

>>53241517
Shorters and swingies get the rope

>>53242252
Oh I did, I'm just wondering why they're dipping so hard this week, not like I'm looking to sell.

>>53241274
Lmfao at your opportunity loss

>>53242254
Oh Shid.
Well fug that'll do it.

>>53242122
People have caught on. Too many bears now. Look for the spy to go all the way to 410 or above before the rug is pulled again.

>>53241975
>>53241975
>ryan cohen had call options for 1/20

if thats real then youll post proof of this

New
>>53242393
>>53242393
>>53242393

>>53241836
Kek I want it to be real

Can't believe LTH keeps going. Who the fuck buys into luxury gyms during a recession?

>>53242401
https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/node/15731/html

>>53241774
>Please remember my 5 seconds of fame

>>53242429
>https://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/node/15731/html
>>53242429
nice thank you. do we have proof he didnt sell these in the past year? he lost a ton of money, he paid $1.41 for those calls.

>>53242484
he sodled in august and made like 68 million but the story isn't done yet, it doesn't fit his character to rugpull retail and he kept going with the cryptic tweets and even posted a pic with carl icahn who's going to acquire companies btw, he might have sold to avoid being an insider because his ownership went above 10%, to avoid having a conflict of interest like if GME is going to acquire buybuy baby (GME said they're looking at acquisitions on their last earnings call), there might have been deals done in secret like the privately negotiated bond exchanges

Anyone else going Make It Or Die for the bullrun?

25% AMZN
25% AAPL
25% TSLA
25% NVDA

My portfolio is locked and loaded.

>>53242609
I try not to put more than 10% of my folio into any one thing except for SPY

>>53241595
That faggot got schooled.

>>53241946
Only if your vehicle is tradable in those hours and your brokerage supports it. On TD I can enter orders as either GTC, or GTC+extended hours and the extended hours version works up to 8pm or after some time in the morning. However even if it triggers you'll only get whatever bid or ask exists, so the price can jump over your stop, and you need to make it a limit order to avoid getting scammed when there's no reasonable bid.

>>53242609
>mfw i'm ~50% in AMZN

>>53242609
>100% exposed to consumer sentiment sensitive stocks while going into a recession
bro...

>>53241585
Listening to SMG is a sure way to lose money.
I sold X for a 59% gain yesterday, and CLF for a 40% gain today. I have more to sell, and I will when it goes higher.

>>53242609
I have almost 1000 shares of SOXL.

>>53243082
That call is still in profit

>>53242814
> he doesn’t realize that 2022 was the recession

They didn’t declare it because the midterms were coming up; It was a soft landing. The recession is over.

I am glad to see that ZH's advice turned out to be honest. I thought it was weird how they were posting those explicit "this is how to trade it" instructions. It still seems weird actually but that's good that it wasn't a rug.