/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53227250
First for Osaka.

Uhhhhh RYCEY bros? I think it might be time to sell.

all in SOXL. 1500 shares.

>>53227250
Thanks for adding links back!

>>53227230
Last time you posted this SPX was over 4100 lmao

>>53227259
Sex with my wife Osaka!

Who among you forgot your training? Confess.

>>53227261
Unrionically yes. They didnt have a good quarter I think. Not much profit for them.

>>53227259
Ripe retard

>Baggie beat me in the IQ test off

>>53227261
Does their turbofan engine even have gears?

I'm literally David Hunter.

And I blew it, another opportunity to make a lot of money and I don't take it. Those options wouldve been about a 500% return and I didn't do it.

I'm tired, I don't want to wage anymore. I'm tired of these opportunities presenting themselves and I ignore it. Why don't I take action! I missed out on GME and now I missed out on BBBY!

longed SOXL into the close

Is SPY at $200 yet? Please I'm too afraid to check.

All in all, it was a good day.

How did you all fare?

Threadly reminder that dividends are your enemy. It is illegal to receive dividends.

retard here, what does this mean

>>53227275
and the previous time on Nov 30: SPX 4080. This webm is a top signal.

I sold that last MSFT candle

>>53227261
Gotta love modernity

>>53227261
ngl that length hair seems dangerous around a turbine. I'm no OSHAnigger tho.

>>53227307
kek

>>53227299
Enjoy the -30% by this time tomorrow.

So who else is anxious as fuck for tomorrow?

>>53227299
good man

>>53227315

>>53227308
What part of it is confusing to you.

>>53227315
>RRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shes probably just marketing or some shit.

RIP divvie calendar poster

>>53227307
The government taxes dividends like cigarettes because both will kill you.

>Warning: Dividends may cause you to baghold shit-tier stocks for years.

>why do they keep buying
>i'll fuck them, i'll fuck them all they'll see

all in on 50x leveraged ARKK calls

>>53227333
is this good or bad for me? I'm assuming this can't have negative consequences, right

>>53227341
He never said that

>>53227331
>So who else is anxious as fuck for tomorrow?
I am. I don't really know why I'm still holding oil stocks, but I'm either gonna lose a bunch of money on them tomorrow or watch them sit flat while the whole market pumps.

>>53227306
i made 50 bucks on the call side of my strangle for tomorrow's inevitable cpi gap. it paid for the put side, so i can hold it for free now

>>53227331
100 on soxs @29.89
I am preparing to be heemed

>>53227308
If you have a limit order (open or close I guess) that's too far out, your broker may decide to fuck you and just not execute it. As far as I understand it.

>>53227308
if you have a limit order for $100 and the price drops way down to $50 or whatever you may not get anything

I should have sold at the dip at 2

>two of my stocks got shorted all day
>immediately up 6% in AH
I literally screamed "JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWS" when I saw.

If any anons wanna help pump my bags, there's a potential squeeze on NEGG for 1/20. Giant batch of options expiry.

three scamwicks? is john titor trying to send us a signal from beyond the matrix?

IM FINNNNNNNNAAAAAAA PIVVVBVBBBBVVVVUUUUIIIOOOOOOOTTTT

>>53227250
Feels good to be a $COIN Kang. Imagine not buying a 80%+ retrace from the biggest crypto exchange in the US. Institutions that don't want to hold actual crypto but do want some exposure when things turn around (which is happening now) will eat this up like pie.

>>53227259
OSAKA LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

>>53227261
C-cute

Oh yeah this rally is gonna end well

I just shorted SPX

Bobos are awfully quiet . When buy puts fag and the meltdown fag appeared from nowhere , i knew the BOTTOM WAS IN .

>>53227367
Based.

>>53227329
maybe

>>53227372
I lost a fortune on NEGG last year, not falling for that one again

>>53227367
what were you calling robinhood support about friend?

>>53227414
I actually got in at a decent price so meh. Figured it's just a fool's hope on options shit but after today I dunno...

SOX is above the 200 SMA

>>53227350
>ARKK calls

>tfw just barely not a midwit
No wonder I make so many bad trading decisions.

>>53227341
I can see that. There is a clear disconnect going on. Kinda like 2018. Rates kept being increased, market kept ignoring it, pump after pump, and then one day suddenly for no reason stated they dumped and kept dumping. It seems the rates were eventually too much for them or so I assume. Get the feeling it's a repeat of that, the funny part is rates were a lot lower than now. I assume sooner or later one side will crumble.

Jerome's in a tight spot as I'm sure the effects of his rate increases take a lot longer to make a noticeable impact compared to wall street pumping stocks with ease in a single day making him look bad.

>>53227227
>>53226846
post link. Also tell me when I should short the market.

>>53227473
>post link.
you've already failed

>>53227367
Are you the anon who started daytrading with 1500-2000 (I don't remember exactly) and reached 3000 yesterday?
I feel sorry for you, i hope you will soon make up for your losses

>>53227441
Have faith in mommy Cathie

A reminder that smg is a no niggers and no jews zone

>>53227372
>negg
No thanks. Those chinese screwed me over with their weird numbers so I waited until after merger and then the numbers were still unclear. Only to make it worse when it pumped out of nowhere. Idk what they're doing but a company like that's financials seem off for once being owned by an American. I missed out on getting rich off a stock I was confident in but completely turned off because of the Chinese playing their typical games with the numbers and information

>>53227414
>he became a literal NEGGer

>>53227261
Is she the one who got sucked into the turbine?

SPY 400+ eow

yes or no

>>53227401
>Bobos are awfully quiet
they always are anon, they always are

>>53227486
Who do you is more intelligent, The CEO who delegates tasks to those who are qualified. Or the person who receives a task list of things that needs to be done?

lost $1700, in a day, again.
why does the market always swing against me? why do i always buy high and sell low? when will it be my time to post gains /smg/?

>>53227520
If God is good, then no.

>>53227520
SPY 375 EOW

>>53227367
>I should have sold
bagholder theme song

>Disney new chairman
Interesting.

>futures

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53227401
You are just like everybody else, the higher we go, the more bullish you get. You see nothing coming.

>>53227541
She's pretty cute for a chairman

>>53227543
Yes, bears have been very piggish the last few months.

>>53227487
Yea that's me, I lost everything.

SPY is going to have one of those +$10 days tomorrow. This is where you make your hay while the sun shines frens.

>>53227526
>lost $1700, in a day, again.
>>53227526
>why
Probably cause you didn't think losing $100, then $200 and so on, was that bad due to being a bagholder at heart

>>53227401
>>53227521
Im tired of you anons not realizing most people here aren't bobos. They just like posting bobos but for some reason you actually think there's a bunch of people here betting against you. People like you have tired me to the point I wouldnt mind seeing the market crash, would probably zero out my entire soxl stash with such a crash but screwing annoying posters like you over sure would feel nice.

This rally will fail like all the others.

>>53227556
Too piggish

Be honest /smg, would you fuck Jane Fraser?

Idk what to do, it's like all the happiness in my life just got sapped in an instant. I should've sold at 2

>>53227526
>why does the market always swing against me?
Because you're just guessing, number one, and number two you have no hedging nor backup plan for when you do guess wrong. Don't be sad I found out that I have no ability to guess right either so now I'm doing much better just by buying and holding in the long run.

>>53227562
>waiting for anomalies to make money
That sounds like a winning strategy, sign me up

i cant believe you fuckers missed bbby

>>53227582
No, you shouldn't have gone in so hard. When you trade like a poor you end up poorer.

>>53227526
How much do you have total. Had that happening some time back on SPY calls. Just getting wrecked over and over until I sold them at a huge loss. Not as huge of a loss compared to holding them.

>>53227575
It's astounding how women can turn anything into pornography. I love those degenerate coomers so much it's unreal.

Good God, I just gone full retard in this week.
Fucking wasted half the gains from last few weeks.

>>53227582
Bagholding is like crime, in that it doesn't pay.

>>53227584
>hold
Youre down on those. One up day like this isn't much cause for celebration, at least when I'm down over 33% on shares.

>>53227576
No, but I'd fuck Frasier Crane and Joe Frazier.

>>53227576
Only if your mom is not available LOL

Buy STLA

>>53227544
Dividends are relevant (but only in an irrelevant way)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iNOtVtNKuU

Fully expecting jpow to undo this so it doesn't mean much to me.

>>53227585
look, trading is like baseball. you can be a pro just getting a couple singles every week, but if you want to be a legend you get them grand slams in the clutch situations.

>>53227584
Pretty much the way to go.

>>53227639
don't pretend like you know shit about baseball baggie
baseball is all skinny soiboys hitting singles and playing small ball

>>53227590
>>53227613
I should've sold at 2PM, I wanted to legitmately take a break from all this shit. I wanted to have a nice meal finally after 8 months. But now I'm back, Idk what to do guys

I bought a bunch of LABD at close

>>53227616
>down
Irrelevant unless I sell. Not my problem.

>>53227338
Kek, true.

>>53227661
>>53227661
>Idk what to do

well you do the same thing again except you don't baghold next time

>>53227639
>baseball
trading is like selling used cars not baseball

>>53227661
Dude if you're getting this mentally heemed over losing 1.5k then you need to stop swing trading/day trading. You clearly are using money you aren't comfortable losing so take the fact that you broke even as a mercy and just DCA into long positions or step away from the stock market altogether.

>>53227660
sorry i can't hear you over the sound of "all rise" playing over the public address system for aaron judge's at bat with the bases loaded.

>>53227586
Im tired of coming here when they dont even seem to be making any good stock finds. It's just the same stuff every day but not the same as it was a few years back. Not like I'd share, not after getting mocked for one that ended up pumping ~300%. If all I'm gonna get is tricked into selling a multibagger than I'm keeping it to myself and you crabs can stay in your bucket of smelly poors. The goal is to get rich off stocks; I'm not here to act like it's some lifetime club. Get rich, get out. Simple as that. Maybe that is why there are less stocks shilled with potential multibagging.

>>53227586
Oh, so this rally is just pump and dump

>>53227367
You should get used to this if you will continue daytrading.

>>53227709
kys retard lol

>>53227639
>a couple singles every week
Fuck outtahere Baggie, that's Mendoza Line performance.

>>53227638
That's a lot, what are you holding?

>>53227644
Anon you're already at the edge of being rich. You just play it cautiously and I can see you making it to a million in a decade and that's without adding more money into the account. How'd you get there? Work? Multiple stock wins?

ASMB stock ladies!

>>53227737
look those back up catchers are still pros and get their full MLB pensions. i stand by my earlier statement.

>>53227457
>mensa.no

>>53227709
>muh stocks
futures are now the future, old man

>>53227753
Catcher is unironically the most important position my man.

>>53227584
Yep same. It's chill way to invest too. I actualy welcome market downturns because it means I can add to my portfolio at cheaper price. I bought 5-7% dividend yielding stocks last year this way and they are up double digits since then too. Can't imagine playing options and constantly being stressed about market moving against my bet.

>>53227725
I am used to 20% dips or so, but 50% espicially given the fact that I could've quit today up from being hugely down is getting to me

Keep buying
Keep 'olding
Never selling

Simple as.

STOP PUMPING IT'S NOT TIME YET

>>53227768
i'd say pitchers are more important, but yeah solid defense from your catcher is super important, those stolen bases, and passed balls will absolutely cost you games over the course of a season.

>>53227394
Did you know Osaka is into anal sex? That's why she has hemorrhoids.

>>53227350

>be student going to university at 25
>buy vending machine
>go to dean
>I bought a vending machine, let’s use it to donate money to charity
>get to put it in the busiest spot
>donate 40% of profit to charity, pocket the rest

Nothing personal Mr. Goldberg. Just Bizness.
>Donated the money to help cats.

I gonna get heemed on my puts tomorrow, aren't I?

>>53227802
The fact you didn't sell whatever you held at profit means you didn't have enough knowledge and were gambling, and today you lost.
If you don't expect pic related as a possibility when going that route then you are not being realistic about the reality of being a daytrader.

earnings season:

really good earnings = bearish stagflation
sort of good earnings = bearish slowing growth
flat earnings = bullish
sort of bad earnings = crab
bad earnings = bearish recession

I'm amazed that these same monkeys continue to throw away paychecks into the same names: GME, AMC, BBBY
Do you think there's any possibility we'll all be trading 20 years from now, and these same 3 tickers will still be going through their seasonal nonsense pump and dump setups?
If nothing else, it's serving as a solid counterexample to disprove the greater fool theory. Retard energy is seemingly infinite.

>>53227853
why don't you people just play with trailing stop loss like any sane person

>>53227853
It just magically bounced off from 393.4 to 393.8 in an instant. Couldn't do shit

>>53227827
Pitchers are fags that get cucked by their manager taking the ball and don't even play every day. Fuck, they don't even hit anymore, those pussies.

>>53227851
I am too, AMC will probably pump off CPI if the rest of the market does

>>53227886
ohtani still hits and plays everyday, but he's like an awesome individual, and i wish he was on the yankees.

>>53227909
>pump off CPI
the market already pumped off CPI expectations. Tomorrow we find out if the market was right or dump.

https://blogs.lse.ac.uk/europpblog/2021/03/18/it-is-time-to-seriously-consider-the-advantages-of-a-world-federal-government/

>>53227875
People do lots of stupid things when they get overconfident and greedy. Stop loss is not guaranteed to save you either when underlying moves sharply at open next day.

I'm irresponsibly long. If we dump tomorrow I'm wrecked.

how much can it even pump tomorrow if the market already priced-in™ a soft cpi print

>>53227920
Ohtani is an outlier though. Surprised your Bankees haven't pursued him instead of el goblino grande.

>>53227944
I know, which is you should only keep positions open for a day, virtually impossible to lose that way

$10 eow kek baggies

>>53227950
You will die too brutally to learn.

>>53227940
>Fixing taxation
In two senses of "fixed." Heh.

My Portfolio Is 100% 300% Semiconductors.

>>53227275
>>53227310
Kek.

DAX breached 15k again after nearly a year

Whats going ooooon

>>53227952
Probably not that much, the market is so confident that CPI will be low that it doesn't leave much to be gained from actually confirming it. However it could be bullish for a week or two. But Friday morning earnings might rain on that parade.

>>53227966
> virtually impossible to lose that way
Lots of new people I see. I'm too tired to even start to explain why this is a bullshit statement

>>53227959
i think he wants to stay out west, but he wants to play for a winner. Probably going to be a dodger once his deal with the Angels is up, but I would be happy if the Yankees scooped him up, even if the angels are sellers at the deadline and we only get him for like a couple months.

>>53227991
people think low natgas now means europe is going to be fine

I WILL draw marina datillo in as many sexual positions I desire
I WILL draw sweet and cute art of her
I WILL NOT make a single dime off my art (except for the fact I know big name artists and could probably get them to shill me)

Idk art seems like a free meal ticket idk what these people complain about

>>53227739
I need to get to 1.5 mill to make it. Mostly its from work, I inherited my company from my late father and ive kept it profitable. I did pretty gud last year though, this is without divveis which added another ~10k

>>53228012
We're all looking at American natgas price desu. And yuro reserve levels are higher than usual, the real concern is for the next winters.

>>53227952
Really depends on the reading

Would the fed really make it this obvious to make money? Not sure how I feel about this "85% chance inflation is cooler" narrative they're pushing for tomorrow.

>>53228081
ttf and ng are both down heavy
you asked about dax so

>>53227739
Litthium company that's backed by Stellantis as well as Copper and Cobalt/Nickel. I'm a full commodity andy.

>>53228117
>you
we have IDs you know?

>>53228125
you're that guy now
deal with it

>>53228111
>CPI is gonna be sooo cold brrr haha buy buy buy!
>oops well I did say 85% not 100% haha better luck next time!

>>53227950
same but short

>>53228133
This really flips my life upside down...

>>53228146
>53227950
>53227950
You guys should get married. As a hedge.

>>53228146
I love JUST edits.

>>53227950

i'm responsibly dividends

thank you based dividends

>see market has pumped hard
>expect to see SOXL at 13.50 dollars on that massive momentum
>12.39
What a disappointing leveraged ETF.

Hey again /smg/!! Just wanted to mention again that I am an absolute slut of a bear and I cannot wait for that hot steaming CPI data dump tomorrow! Anyone else feeling like a retarded bear or is that just the poppers?

>>53227950
>>53228146

Can you both report in tomorrow? I wanna see who wins this duel.

>stocks keep going up in AH
guys this is really starting to freak me out...

Bobros, genuinely asking, is there logic in mumus buying with VIX at 21 and slowly creeping up?
Am I missing something the mumus know about?
Why are people buying with VIX this low?
Why mumus why
Someone help me understand
I confused
Why wouldn't you just wait until VIX is at like 29 or 30

>>53228200
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP

>just use trailing stop loss bro
stocks like to dip in price during general uptrend, catching the SL

>>53228230

>>53228200
It's up nearly 60% over the last three months bro

>>53228228
Why? Im long and printing

I guess what I'm trying to say is
>BUDDY LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER

I haven't traded stocks since everything started going down about a year and a half ago. break the news down for me please, how hard is it to make some easy wins? I remember during the GME bullshit I doubled my money on some random stock that was sure to be flocked by redditors and then I cashed out. Essentially my question is for someone who only has experience trading during bull times how fucked would I be trading in the next few weeks?

>>53228228

Its literally just another rally into news followed by a dump. Shouldn't freak you out at this point.

>>53228219
I wouldn't be surprised if both panic-sold at a loss during the chop.

>>53228245
We're not back to meme magic territory yet, but we're almost there (See: BBBY, GME). I say keep holding out if you aren't convinced, I'm sure there will be some obvious crazy plays this year.

This is the most obvious short covering rally. Weve had at least 4 of these last year

>>53228239
If an etf can't pump when the market pumps then it's not a very good etf.

>>53228146
Me too bobro, I just don't get how VIX is sitting comfy at 21 and these faggots think a heeming isn't coming
The CPI doesn't mean the Fed will even pause this at this point.
The market has been wrong all year (2022)

What are the odds we pump tomorrow and I get a good set up to short?

CVNA and SBNY are tempting
COIN too

>>53228279
So 60% in 90 days isn't good enough? lol. Maybe you should talk to all the faggots who keep hitting the short button on things like NVDA after a year of selling.

>>53228228
What part of GENERATIONAL LOWS did you not understand?

>>53228317
In the first place you're not supposed to hold a leveraged etf for 90 days anyway.

I see the mumus went quiet after I mentioned the VIX being at 21

>>53228381
It’s because people are nervous about will we be up just 2% tomorrow or will it be more like 5%? Cause we are absolutely going past SPY400 but how far past?

>>53228351
There are this many people buying though? even in AH?

>>53228081
>the real concern is for the next winters
Germanfag here, yes we're all wearing two sweaters and its warm outside, so gas storage drawdown is close to zero and its filled to 91% right now.
We're also
a) giving tanks to the Ukies soon, so the shitshow can end before next winter
b) lining up deals with places like Kazakhstan
c) ramping up production at the lignite mines to burn more coal for electricity (Greta Thunberg will be here tomorrow to protest and seethe about that)

>futures

>>53228200
Did you get Chopped bro? Ouch

>>53228370
Do you see how absurd that logic is though, when holding it for 90 days gets you a 60% gain? I feel like it's lost on you just how awesome that is

will someone PLEASE tell me my puts will be ok tomorrow?

>>53228351
>oil up 4%
>10y up another 0.5%
this looks more like a short squeeze to me, with gigadump tomorrow like back in september. although I wouldn't put it past the fed to come up with dumb excuses as why they'll do nothing as inflation goes back to 10%

>>53228389
>giving tanks to the Ukies soon, so the shitshow can end before next winter
giving tanks makes the war last longer, not shorter. Even when the war ends you're not going to start buying Russian gas, the new cold war is gonna last at the very least a decade.

>Greta Thunberg will be here tomorrow to protest and seethe about that
make sure to display big dick energy to gain her respect and make her accept your dominance

>>53228228
man, dungeon meshi is the best

>>53228418
They probably will, but there might be some chop, so don't freak out.

>>53228370
It works fine as long as you understand that you don't get the advertised leverage if held for longer than the target timeframe, soda chan. Anything greater than 1% is more than you'd get without leverage.

highest call/put ratio in 13 years, enjoy eating my ass tomorrow mumu

>>53228471
I don't even know what that means.

>>53228471
eh?

>>53228471
>highest call/put ratio in 13 years
where do you get this? looking at PC and PCC I see typical ratios

>>53228427
Why the fuck would we gigadump if every single possibility has already been considered for weeks/months and the largest difference we will see is a fraction of a percent? It's so retarded how the market acts like a pussy ass bitch every time

>>53228427
>this looks more like a short squeeze to me
When bankrupt cos are ripping 30%+ it's a pretty clear signal.

>>53228471
Enjoy your volatility and IV crush tomorrow bobo.

Biden saved the economy the war in ukraine is about to be over and the market is going up everyday.

I'm a republican but i have to admit Biden fix the economy

>>53228489
>>53228493
ISEE

>>53228537
this bait

What caused the big move at 1:15pm today? Dollar index really moved. Major US indexes etc. I can't find any news or economic releases at that time.

>>53228228
I'm full port short and just quit my job

>BBBY
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!

>>53228555
Checked

>>53228435
>giving tanks makes the war last longer, not shorter
nah, both sides have lost so much equipment that Russia is basically spamming infantry attacks, Ukies are driving around in Toyotas. The war will last forever if it is only done by infantry walking to the next group of trees every few days.
Tanks will speed up the ground war by helping cover dozens of km in a single breakthrough, and also get it into Russian minds that they can give up already because NATO will always deliver weapons.

>make sure to display big dick energy to gain her respect
I won't be there. Travelling to the protests a waste of fuel. I will stay at home to save the climate.

>SBNY up today
>put premiums are up
It’s all coming together

>>53228558
biden leaking CPI again

>>53228476
Anon wants to be sexually pleasured in his anus, by an animal's tongue. This same anon believes that p/c ration determines market direction on a given day.

Recession is over
Bear is kill

>>53228599
Thank you for clarifying.

Stop pumping, you stupid NASDUMP, I'm building my position right now and I need it to stay low for a year or two longer.

>>53228617
they were right about it dec 13th, got like +13$ on spy that day which lasted about a half hour

>>53228589
That's a good point but
>get it into Russian minds that they can give up already because NATO will always deliver weapons.
Russia isn't trying to destroy more equipment than arrives, they're massacring infantry in trenches and foxholes, when they don't lose all their toes to frostbite. All the gear in the world is for nothing if there's no one left to use it.

>>53227853
These are the types I never understand.
340k is enough to get rich off of, as long as you play it carefully. Even a savings accounts would get 10k off that. You just need patience and simply look into the available options pros and cons.

>>53228643
then S&P dumped to 3750 over the next 5 days

>natgas

>>53228617
Dimon that fucking kike.

>>53228660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
YOU GOT TO
KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM

>>53228617
>at least a 2% regardless of the outcome
i'm going to enjoy tomorrow

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

CPI doesn't matter. The Fed will keep hiking until you feel pain.

>>53228219
Itd be more entertaining if they actually showed their positions. Not so much when I assume most of these positions are a weeks wage. Much higher stakes when you're going in with an entire years salary worth.

>>53228617
>implying 6.5% would still make it go up
you have to remember that the middle case got already priced in

>>53228678
That's the trick, anon: I feel nothing but pain.

>>53228678
Is this you? >>53228218

>>53228692

>>53228678
ok chud. i doubt you have 1 position open short right now you'd be murdered. This threads for people actively trading the market, no speculators who try and fearmonger one way or another because they're mad.

>>53228692
>you have to remember that the middle case got already priced in
went up 1% dec 12th and still got a huge pump on cpi coming in at expectations

>>53228435
>Even when the war ends you're not going to start buying Russian gas, the new cold war is gonna last at the very least a decade.
Not from Russia, but a decisive victory by Ukraine is the best outcome for our economy. New gas fields in Ukraine and the Black Sea will open up, also the Zaporizhia nuclear power plant will be connected to the European grid.

Russian gas can be left for later. If they ever get democracy, I'm sure all the foreign oil/gas majors will invest there, and then it becomes available again, with the pipelines not owned by Gazprom anymore but by Exxon....

>CPUH Starting to climb slowly
ohhh is this finally it, i can smell the DA. finally about to buy some more warrants here now

>eggs skyrocketing
>hurr I bet CPI will be low
ISHYGDDT

>>53228726
ah yes the huge pump that entirely disappeared after 4 hours

>>53228733
>a decisive victory by Ukraine is the best outcome for our economy
Too bad I have better odds of having sex

Everyone is so bullish. hahaha

Cpi will come in a bit higher than expected. we going down to bear city.

>>53227306
Why wouldn't you just buy s&p500 instead of having multiple large cap companies? Days mean nothing, many years mean everything. My AcquirersMultiple Portfolio seems to be doing way better, but you never know the formula may stop working after a set amount of time, or the market changes. This isn't my Roth though, even though it looks boring as shit.

Watching a video of a guy doing elliot wave on indexes, both in shorter time frames and 100 years back, it sounds like completely retarded pseudoscience, does it really have any scientific merit? Do you use elliot wave?

>>53228543
What website is that? IS that data reliable?

>muh eggs
That data wont come in until next month

>>53228733
Anon, Russia can hold out even if they lose the war. They have to fall apart again like they did in 90s and that's gonna come internally and may take decades. Noone is gonna invade them as long as Moscow has finger on the nuke trigger.

>>53228764
You are always wrong. Cpi will come cooler and we will rally to 410

>>53228792
Ok faggot.

Priced in this, priced in that. You'll se tomorrow that the S&P futures will pump or dump at least 50 points but likely 100 no matter what. I don't know what CPI read will produce what outcome, besides unlikely extremes, but if you think it's gonna be flat because it's "priced in" you're an idiot.

>>53228704
>i doubt you have 1 position open short right
I don't, I'm 100% in treasury bonds.
>they're mad
Not mad, just trying to help euphoric bulls see beyond the delusion. The Fed doesn't care about tomorrow's CPI number. They are going to raise the FFR to 5% and hold it there until the economy breaks.

>>53227473
>>53227524
These pics are real good.
Imagine there is some realm somewhere the demons looks like cute anime girls unless you look real closely, by then its often too late for you...

>>53228792
rally to 410 then dump to 3200

ss this

There's no point speculating over CPI now. Just be patient.

>>53228782
my eggs are the eggsact same price as always

>XLB: 1.57%
>XLC: 0.72%
>XLE: 0.31%
>XLF: 0.93%
>XLI: 0.96%
>XLK: 1.73%
>XLP: 0.05%
>XLRE: 3.63%
>XLU: 0.81%
>XLV: 0.56%
>XLY: 2.7%

>Me: 0.27%

I don't even know what "materials" are, but given XLB this year I'm thinking I should buy some.

>buy at open
>go to sleep
>Wake up and check the price
Blessed

>>53228844
>triple doubles

>>53228844
Nice digits

>>53228854
the point is making the right bet

smg is so good at going long the top and shorting the bottom. hahahaha

>>53228873
Why is this old meme pumping? QRD?

I ended up putting everything into a stock called XELA

Let's hope it gets to $1.00

>>53228899
sounds gay

>>53228899
The leadership seems extremely, and I mean extremely, Indian.

>>53228895
they announced intentions to declare bankruptcy

>>53228678
>Higher for longer

The economy is strong, jobs are plentiful, inflation is coming down, China is reopening, and 5% rates are still historically low and the economy/market has shown great resilience during this cycle.

>>53228592
Is that true? That is the real explanation?

>>53228844

>>53228874
Damn this one is good. What the fuck kind of prompt do you even have to enter to get results like this?

>>53228895
Pretty much a copy and paste of what happened to GME, Jews trying to short it to zero and all of the media outlets claiming bankruptcy when it's not actually bankrupt and now it's in the process of squeezing with the power of memes.

>>53228927
I think it's img2img, enter whatever you want to see, just tweak the denoising.

>>53228882
but we already shorted before the bottom

>>53227584
help i have a baggy addiction!

>>53228874
Oooh that's a good one. Never seen it before so have a (you).

>>53228915
wait for whatever calamity will hit that defines 2023 that you and nobody else is expecting. I won't call it a black swan since Covid and Ukraine invasion were pretty predictable.

>>53228915
>and 5% rates are still historically low and the economy/market has shown great resilience during this cycle
Honestly this is just delusion. Since 2008 it's been ZIRP + QE pushing the stock market higher. The 2020 crash and subsequent infinite QE didn't magically fix the economy. Without ZIRP and QE the stock market cannot have a sustainable rally. Yeah it may irrationally go up a bit more but it's going to come down hard.

WWE looks like a good short. safe bet.

>>53228969
>war ending
>china reopening
>inflation peaked and dropping
>recession is killed
There are only good news

the market is clowning. i expected a crash on one of my funds but it went greener instead

>>53227398
This seems like an obvious put buy

>>53228915
>5% rates are still historically low
Explain 2018s stock dump tied with rates

>>53227838
My wife has a pristine anus in impeccable condition

Another day. Another day of green. INTC has given me an 15% gain on uh just that alone. Honestly the only thing that's holding me back right now is DIS but I expect that to change as the year moves along. (Parks swarming with people,movies,etc). Me and the Wife blew over 23 at MCD's while we were out getting other stuff this evening. Least this time our order was all in the bag and looked decent.

>>53228974
We're waiting Bobo. It's been 13 months of doom and gloom and >just you wait >2 more weeks

I remember when Bobos were arguing about the fed not offloading their balance sheet during sunmer. Then they started, and the market still didn't go under 3000.

>he thinks the fed sets interest rates

Longterm interest rates are set by supply and demand for loans, investors are pricing in expected growth and expected Inflation. Rates coming down for decades have more to do with low gdp, low inflation and demographic shifts, not the feds money printer. Bobos are too caught up in doomer narratives about crashes and divine justice

>>53228946
Every time I try img2img it just spins for like 20 minutes and looks like shit, what am I doing wrong?

>"What is it? " Anon asked, weary.
>"A demon of the ancient forum...a janitor. "
>"You cannot pass!"
>He said calmly
>"I am a servant of the secret shitpost, wielder of the 4chan pass. The estrogen will not avail you, faggot troon!"
>The janitor walked ever closer..
>"You cannot pass!"

>market opens today at 9:30AM as usual
>at work
>have a meeting from 10-11AM
>still want to trade
>try to be in the meeting on the computer and half paying attention to the meeting while half paying attention to trading
>start losing some trades, start getting emotional and adding to my positions that are going against me
>get fucked repeatedly while trying to pay attention to both things
>end up losing $600
>spend the rest of the day after the meeting clawing back to losing just $180

Hopefully you guys can learn from my example. Never revenge trade. Don't add to losing positions, just take your fucking loss if your stop loss gets hit and look for the next entry. And never, and I mean NEVER, trade while in a meeting. I learned an important lesson today. Gotta give trading your full attention and not get emotional or you can easily fuck yourself. Also the fun part is i clawed back over 2/3rds of my losses so just goes to show how well my system works (I'm up $2k this month already but losing $600 in a fucking hour was rough, not the end of the world but goes to show how fucking quickly you can lose money if you're retarded and revenge trade and increase your leverage to try to win back your losses).

>>53228307
cvna is in its best position to enter a short in weeks. Earnings is a little over a month away. Dumb money pushing up a stock that's not shorted enough to actually squeeze (~26.55% as of 12/15/22).
Bankruptcy is imminent, even a squeeze+dillution wont raise the company enough money to survive. cvna cant afford their debt, simple as.

>>53229044
You think they're going to remember the balance sheet shit? They've already forgotten how the consensus in 2021 was that there wouldn't be rate hikes in 2022

>>53228974
>>53228969
holy fucking shit i can't wait for the next bull run to start and liquidate you fucking bobos. you get one bear market a decade, ONE, and you lose your shit because you're winning for once and thinking it's the end of the world. i can't fucking wait for you to get roasted over the coals. bobos deserve everything bad that happens to them in their life, and i hope you never breed.

anyone got that bear TA down "forever" image? i really need to save that one because god fucking dammit that's what all the bobo anons are like literally every day since interest rates started to get raised. can't fucking wait for them to be kicked in the nuts for another 10 years.

>>53229044
>It's been 13 months of doom and gloom
High rates have a delayed effect on the economy. We're not even at the terminal rate yet and the Fed plans to hold the terminal rate for a while.
>he thinks the fed sets interest rates
Yes, the Fed sets the FFR. Short end yields are at 4%+ for a reason.
>Longterm interest rates are set by supply and demand for loans, investors are pricing in expected growth and expected Inflation.
Correct, long term interest rates are pricing in less future growth. That's not a positive thing for stocks.
>not the feds money printer
The Fed's money printer directly affects inflation and growth expectations. Which then affects how long term bonds are priced.

Whats the damage like tomorrow?

>>53229114
the fed is outright coming after speculators now if you read the room

Who is has a good track record predicting CPI? Banks, funds, e-celebs? What are they predicting for tomorrow?

>>53229134
>>53229134
>>53229134
>>53229134
FRESH COOM SOCK

>>53229114
> you get one bear market a decade
The bear market hasn't even started yet. What we've seen so far is the pullback after a blow off top. You're not prepared for the bear market.
>bobos deserve everything bad that happens to them in their life
I want you to remember this statement when the real panic sets in and the market is dumping everyday. Bobo only wanted to help you see beyond the pivot delusion but you didn't want to see.
>holy fucking shit i can't wait for the next bull run
Me too, but that won't happen until the economy breaks and the Fed pivots.

>>53229114
This

>>53229133
>I believe what the Fed says
Lmao

>>53229147
The Fed is the biggest speculator of all you absolute mongoloid. The side effect of that is that the stock market unironically can go up forever until the US dollar is no longer the global reserve currency.

>>53229114
Calm down son, learn to sneed once in a while

>>53229183
>The bear market hasn't even started yet
>when the real panic sets in and the market is dumping everyday
HAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus fucking christ good troll, got me. Had me feeling like I time warped back to spring of last year.

>>53229183
>The bear market hasn't even started yet.

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

SHUT THE *FUCK* UP ALREADY IM SICK OF HEARING IT JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT TO WIN A LITTLE BIT. FUCK OFF ALREADY

>>53229222
>stocks be sussin' all year frfr on god I lost 10%
A lot of zoomers will be in for a big surprise when they learn what bear markets and deep recessions are actually like for the stock market

>>53229142
good

>>53229245
Delusional bull. Don't worry, the bear market will get you all sorted out.

>>53229088
Some of my best trades where kinda revenge trading, in the sense of "I don't care anymore, I'll just throw on this one that might work and forget about it".

>>53229245
You're an idiot, the market is fucking dead in the water and when the recession kicks off you'll find out we won't hit new all time highs for 15 years like between 2001 and 2014. Sell everything and save your soul. This is not financial advice, look at the facts independently and it will be obvious to you too.

>>53229183
>half the major indexes already broke out above 200SMA
>S&P breaking out tomorrow
>inflation peaked
>rates peaked
>new 52 week lows peaked
>all RSIs trending up
>all indexes making higher lows and higher highs

The bear market is over bro, we already had the recession but they just couldn’t declare it for political purposes cause they didn’t wanna hurt the dems in the midterms. All the bubble stocks have been totally washed out. October was literally the generational bottom. After this week SPY will unironically never trade below 400 ever again.

When do you plan to admit you are wrong, when SPY is 450 later this year? When it’s making new all time highs next year? When the FED actually announces the pause? When the FED actually announces the pivot? When SPY is subsequent passing 500?

Listen dude. Walstreet is way waaaaaaaay smarter and infinitely more financially savvy than you. JPM and Goldman are buying stocks. You think they are wrong? They are literally the market.

>>53228874
It looks like the doubles guy.

I hate bull faggots so much it's unreal

>>53229222
Trips of Truth has arrived.

>>53228513
more info anon?

>>53229448
>When the FED actually announces the pivot?
The Fed will pivot, but it will happen after the stock market is trashed and the economy breaks. The Fed is not going to pivot when indexes are heading back towards their ATH. If the Fed ever did pivot in such a situation then we'd have even bigger problems because the Fed's mission for price stability would be proven false. That'd be an even darker timeline then the one we're in.

>>53228768
one of my funds have higher profit % in 1 year than in 5+

>>53229092
Absolutely based
Thank you for your analysis
No how to play it besides shorting outright?

I have news
I haven't bought

>>53229448
>Blackrock
>The company is expected to post a 22.4% drop in fourth-quarter profit to $8.09 per share when it reports results on Friday, according to Refinitiv estimates.

if banks are the U.S economy and banks are posting 22% or more quarterly losses compared to last year why would the U.S economy suddenly surge? take your meds anon