/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53211234
Based log jammer

>>53211234
>wage theft

Man you parasites come up with some of the most schizo inventions

How can you steal a wage? A wage is already stealing you cant steal that which is already stolen

She’s poop shaming gay men. It’s well known only a sufficiently prolapsed anus could produce a turd of thus proportion. Sue.

>>53211234
based party pooper

>>53211234
Sounds like the bosses problem

>>53211234
More like Party Shitty!

>>53211234
Hey Boss, I'm gonna need to borrow the shitting shears again

>>53211234
More like Potty City!

>>53211234
>>53211273
kek

email next week is about officeroom etiquette on not to use scissors to cut shit

>>53211391
poopknifecopypasta.jpg

>>53211234
>boo hoo
Buy the fucking drain rods and do it yourself, manager.

>>53211234
Why did they have say it's a number two in parentheses? Are there actual dumbfucks out there that don't know what excrement means?

>>53211452
yes. if you never worked retail before you'd be surprised.

not my problem

>>53211234
>boomer is a pipelet
Not my problem.

>>53211452
I think it's a number of a scale. Like red alert.

>>53211234
this thread made me kek, I needed that, thanks biz

>having a bathroom in your business
>not investing in a basic turd cutter

NGMI

>>53211249
lol

>>53211260
How is a wage stealing? Genuine question.

>>53211234
>>53211249
>>53212107
>This thread
>My sides
Please be real.

>>53211234
All the coworkers at my job received an email from the CEO asking that the "shameless pig" flush his mess and use freshener after being done. Our CEO has had his own toilets since then.

I remember the one time i had to shit really bad at work i came up with the family emergency excuse so i could use the toilet at home instead

>>53212718
well if you shit hard enough and smelly enough, you'll endanger your family at home. so it isn't a lie to call it a family emergency

>>53212464
When you work overtime and they don't pay you for it.

>>53211288
Underrated

>>53211234
This thread has made me cry from laughter. Haven't laughed this hard in months. Thanks party city wagie.

>>53211234
do you have to have a big asshole to have thick poos

>>53211234
>going to all the trouble to do this and not a attaching a picture of the dook.
That's why he'll never amount to anything more than a manager at a failing company.

>>53211390
nice

>>53211234
>scared eyes from the cuck below
you just know he posted this because he drips out miserable little turds and is jealous of the pringles can chad

>>53212107
Cut it up jannies

>>53211234
I applaud whoever managed to clog a toilet with just one shit. It takes real skill and dedication. I only managed to do it twice (once at my university and once at work), but I felt very proud after both times. If you flush three times and the shit still stares back at you, taunting you to try again, you know you've done it.

>>53211234
I did this at my call center wagie job, they had to call in a plumber. The operation was run out of this guys house so, me, him, his wife and the plumber stood around in the bathroom in the aftermath

>>53212107
imagine the smell

>>53212010
Should have called it a (DEFCON 1) then.

>>53213161
You have to have a very stretchy sphincter.

>>53212107
why buy then when you can just use your poop knife

>>53211234
Based.

>>53214476
haha
>cut it up wagie
my sides

>>53216192
fucks sake I'm literally the virgin

>>53212718
Why? I love shitting at work. I literally take my pants off and squat on the toilet to take a mega shit

>>53211234
Do amerimutts really have shits that big? Geezus Christ

>>53211260
>how can you steal a wage
At the place I work people would work a day shift and have their buddies on the night shift clock them out at night.
You get caught in one of two ways, the person doing payroll realizes that you don't work 80 fucking hours a week, or a manager just happens to look and notice you're still clocked in or clocked out way later than when you left.
As someone who works in management one of my favorite things to do is catch retards failing at being slick because they were too retarded to factor in how retarded they are.

>>53212464
You do all of the work and you only receive a fraction of the profit from that work. Wages are not really any different from taxation, it's just your "boss" doing it instead of the government.

>>53217771
Ur a gay retard. The company is buying your labour at a certain rate, regardless of the profit. The profit has nothing to do with it.

If you bought a couch from someone and then sold that couch for a profit, did you steal from the other person because you didn’t pay him exactly what the couch ended up being worth? No, you both entered the transaction of your own free will.

Not that I expect you to understand, seeing as how you’re such a gay retard.

>>53217888
You do not enter labour contracts under free will, if you don't earn money you will starve and die on the streets m8

>>53217888
If someone ever said this boomer bullshit in my presence in real life I wouldn't hesitate to knock their teeth out.

>>53217896
Lmao. If every exchange of goods and or money is life or death, because a lack of goods and money means you “die on the streets” then you don’t enter any contract under free will.

>>53217900
I’m scared.

>>53217948
>then you don’t enter any contract under free will.
Correct, you are not free

>>53217954
So then all work is slavery?

>>53217959
Work within the current wage system, yes

>>53217972
What would a fair system look like?

>>53217977
First and foremost every person has to be guaranteed a home and adequate food, any leverage that forces people to work becomes slavery. After that workplaces must be democratic, no boss and all profits are split among the workers.

>>53217977
Not using fiat currency that infinitely inflates as a feature, not a bug.

>>53217991
I almost completely disagree.

Assuming you live in a western country, you could stop working today, and you would be able to live out your natural life. It would not be an easy life, but there are shelters, and soup kitchens, etc. You can choose to live off of the lab out of others for the rest of your life if you are that lazy and selfish. For the record, I think this is good, our current system is so efficient, and produces so much excess that we can afford to support people, so we should.

> anything that forces people to work becomes slavery
Nature forces us to work. Society doesn’t say you starve if you don’t work, nature does. Society steps in to provide some comfort and safety nets. If we all stopped working, we would all starve. The only way for society to prevent you from starving if you don’t work is for other people to pick up the slack and do the work that you should be doing, have the fruits of their labor taken from them, and given to you so that you don’t starve.

I’m not totally opposed to some leftist complaints about capitalism. I could see more representation for unions on boards of public companies or something, but democratic workplaces and split profits sounds tough. You could always try it though, no law against it. Why don’t you start a company like that and show us all how it’s done?

>>53218020
This is a reasonable complaint, and I’m not sure how I feel about it exactly, but I think the counter argument goes something like:

Having control over a currency is an important part of being able to control a state/empire/whatever. If a government gets stuck in a tough place where inflation could get then out of it, then inflation is probably better than collapse.

It does seem to me like there is too much freedom to just print and cause big bubbles without any forward thinking oversight. Maybe people in the future will find a technology/institution that can create a balance. Maybe blockchain will be that technology, idk.

>>53218075
Most people want to work m8, but they want to work for themselves and actually be rewarded for it in a meaningful way not wage cuck away for jeff bezos or starve. People wouldn't stop working.

We also don't live in a natural world anymore, if you live in the woods with your tribe and hunt/gather you are working for yourself and it is fundamentally more fulfilling than any modern workplace job.

>>53218146
Agreed. So work for yourself. Start a YouTube channel. Start a website. It’s never been easier.

>>53218158
And you instantly describe the problem again. "Start a youtube channel". You aren't working for yourself you are being exploited by a major corporation, because they control everything and you don't have a choice.

>>53218166
Jesus dude. Then start a fucking website. The whole world isn’t trying to hold you down.

>>53211391
>Boss, I require the feces filter

>>53218166
Why are you even still responding to the glownigger piece of shit.

You shouldnt have even read past "start a youtube channel" let alone responded.

>>53218211
Eventually poor little glownigger in his office will read enough and understand his position, understand what he does is intrinsically evil

>>53218221
they will never EVER understand, they arent even human.

we just need to kill them and their masters and move on.

>>53211234
>>53211249
>>53211288

>>53218211
Fuck you fag, I’m not a glowie, I’m just not some communist. I can’t believe I’m even seeing this shit on biz.

>>53218221
>>53218229
You’re literally advocating in favor of way more government, and saying that private industry is slavery, but I’m the glowie?

>>53214722
>call center
>at owner's home
>2 employees
>wife that just movee about in house
>anon clogs toilet
>plumbers comes...
>workday ends
>"honey i think you whould fire him"
Lol what happened after you left that day

>>53218258
Private industry is the government now, corporations run the country and they are destroying it in the name of profit

>>53218211
> I want to work for myself
> ok then you should work for yourself, here are some easy ways to get started
> fuck you buddy I bet you work for the CIA

>>53218275
Then start your own company and don’t do that. At the end of the day the only thing stopping you is you. You have this vision of a world where there are teams of people trying to hold you down and exploit you. Just try making something for yourself, and see how it goes. See if people rush in to stop you from being successful. I guarantee you it won’t happen. You can learn to make websites entirely for free on YouTube, it just takes a little effort. But it’s easier to do nothing and convince yourself that you’re a slave who is being cheated, and you never had a chance.

>>53217888
>The company is buying your labour at a certain rate, regardless of the profit. The profit has nothing to do with it.
liar

>>53211390
CARLOS

>>53218307
And you are happy to be exploited, unaware and uncaring, you live under the boot and love to be stomped on and tell others to join you

>>53218258
look at the panic of this glownigger rat when exposed, must be a newbie

>>53218307
I don't think you're glowing, but you are without a doubt a delusional, dumb teenager that has zero life experience at all

>>53218322
Boo hoo, woe is me, I live in a huge apartment in America, fly all over the world on vacation, and have my groceries delivered to my door, but I have to spend 40 hours a week at a job. No one has ever suffered like this in all of history. I sure do live under the boot.

Just start a fucking company instead of complaining. You don’t ever have to work for anyone if you don’t want to. How come you aren’t learning to make a website right now? Is it because it’s easier to just complain on 4chan instead?

>>53218361
Yes you have a nice apartment so it's okay they are stealing from you, that's exactly why you're retarded

>>53218361
Thanks for confirming you are literally retarded with a room temp IQ

>>53218336
I’m terrified.

>>53218351
I’m in my late 20s, I got a job in the US so I could immigrate here from a poorer country, I make good money, have a long term gf, and plenty of other life experiences. Not to mention a side hustle that is picking up steam and made 5 figs last year.

My guess is that from the way you guys talk about America being a “boot” that you live under, you have never actually suffered in any real way. You just haven’t managed to succeed at all, so you act like youre oppressed when in reality no one has ever been freer, luckier, or had more opportunities ever in the history of the world than someone born in the western world.

>>53218370
>>53218374
> work for us in exchange for insane amounts of money, but we will make a little more than you.

or

> don’t work, live off of other people’s money, stay home and whine on the internet like a faggot.

Looks like you chose the right path. Thanks for showing me the light, guys. I can’t believe I was so blind before.

>>53218394
>I’m in my late 20s

Then I really feel bad for your underdeveloped brain. You express yourself and look at the world like a haughty teenager. Makes sense you're some shitskin subhuman that went to an actual successful nation (something your people couldn't drum up if their lives literally depended on it) to live off the largesse of your betters.

I don't blame you at all, but it's time to stop talking like you know anything about the economy and the world at large because you don't.

>>53218410
>to the Guatemalan, a few dollars above min wage is "insane amounts of money"

checks out

>>53216484
Big shits are a sign of health

>>53218421
> you must be super dumb to overcome adversity and make all that money, only retards do that.

I sound like a teenager? Are teenagers famous for believing that the world is fair, and if you work hard you will succeed? Or are they famous for believing that the government and corporations are fascists that are trying to “keep them down” and that if there were just no bosses then the world would be way better?

At least I’ll never be a poor, whiny faggot like you lmao.

>>53218426
I make 150k USD if you include stocks and options lol

>>53218464
>>53218470
We've entered critical mass of cringe. Now I just feel bad for you.

>>53218410
You don't have to make me into a strawman, I have a decent job and a nice home and life is pretty good on a whole. That doesn't change the reality that I am being exploited by an unfair system and I want to see it changed. Both things can be true at the same time.

>>53218490
Feel free to feel bad for me dude, I don’t give a fuck.

You’re the one constantly posting, looking for a way to attack me. You keep being wrong, but keep trying.

>>53218492
You have all that in exchange for 40 hours/week but you still feel cheated? You don’t feel like the luckiest person in the world? Or one of the few luckiest? Easily top 1%? How can you have all that in exchange for so little and still feel like you want more?

And you still haven’t answered my point about just starting a website. Why not just do it man? It’s easier than it seems. Then you get to eat what you kill, no company exploiting you.

>>53218523
>You’re the one constantly posting


>18 posts by this ID

>>53218530
> You’re the one constantly posting, looking for a way to attack me

Not a single one of your posts in this thread is anything but a personal attack towards me. I at least have a few trying to explain where I’m coming from.

>>53218523
>You have all that in exchange for 40 hours/week but you still feel cheated? You don’t feel like the luckiest person in the world? Or one of the few luckiest? Easily top 1%? How can you have all that in exchange for so little and still feel like you want more?
I also care for my fellow man brainlet, I am lucky to be in the position I am in. Every American should be able to be in this position and have work that is self-fulfilling.

>Then you get to eat what you kill, no company exploiting you.
Corporations own the internet m8, which I may remind you was funded entirely with our tax money. Not only that they are farming and selling your data and even your posts on this website. They are exploiting you if you start a website, they are exploiting you if you use the internet at all. Not only that but they double dipped on your tax dollars that pioneered the internet and steal from you again to use it and take your data while you use it too.

>>53218568
Then I guess there’s nothing you can do. No matter what you will be a slave.

>>53218593
That's your attitude my friend, not mine. We can change the system.

>>53218523
I have websites.
Money hasnt magically appeared.
Same with the business.
Same when i worked for a boss.

Homie, i could work my guts out for the rest of my life and still never "make it" there is no security that i have a better quality of life than a junkie criminal intentionally carping them diems and choosing fucked choices. The junkie could fuck everything up and still get to have society provide them exactly the same as what i acheive by doubling the average workload of others.

equity isnt a given principle, nor is merit.
most people get a shit life and are stuck with it.
regardless of how they choose to play their hand. fact.

merit and hard work is essential. but so is fortune or luck. success in life tends to hinder people from admitting the luck

>>53218453
or heroin addiction

>>53218603
the only solution you have advocated for was communism.
and then you called someone else dense.

>>53212718
https://youtu.be/NFlML8t3Vjw

>>53217977

One without (((those))) people in.

>>53211288
Kek

This thread kek. GOLD .

>>53214650
>If you flush three times and the shit still stares back at you, taunting you to try again, you know you've done it.
lmao

>>53217991
>free housing and food for everyone <3
Where do you expect this money to come from?

>no boss and all profits are split among the workers
Oh, so you are a fucking retarded faggot. Who decides who does what job? Who even hires? How do you fire someone? How do the profits even get divided since you have no boss? Who is setting up your payroll processing? Who is responsible keeping licenses up to date? Who is responsible for handling any disciplinary or operating issues?
Who is going to spend the money to open any place of business if they can't get any profits out of it? I really hope you're just trolling and you're not actually this much of a 60 IQ retarded faggot.

>>53218620
I have a couple as well, and I agree it is not easy. I certainly don’t make nearly as much off of them as a full time job, and it’s a lot more work. My point was just that if you feel cheated because you work for someone who makes money off of your labor, you can always just try working for yourself, and see how that goes. It’s easy to give it a try.