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After spending numerous flights in class this holiday season, I just don't know how you'd stay sane working as a flight attendant. Not only is your entire job dealing with normie retards and their inability to follow simple instructons. You also spend a multi hour flight sitting in the jump seat listening to the retarded other FA tell you about her inane "i love travel" life. The conversations are so long and so painfully trite, FA seems like an NPC job at best.

Best perks would be casual sex at the destination but at the end of the day you are a waiter that doesn't get tipped.

absolutely not if you don't like overtly homosexual men, sassy fat ethnic bitches, weird old white guys with hobbies, and chicks looking to score with a rich sugar daddy and are able to look and act the part.

>>53166723
Any tips on how to ask a hot FA if I can purchase her worn pantyhose at the end of the flight without getting arrested? And how much should I offer?

>>53166723
No but but there's no other entry level unskilled job with so many 9/10 bombshells working in it. Especially on the Saudi airlines. Why do they do it?

if you are a pilot then you can smash jail baits easily

>>53166723
I notice you post these threads often. Nice autism bro.

>>53166792
There's loads of perks for working for an airline in general especially when you only work like 1 week on and one off with free flights even when you're off. It's a decent starting salary but low cap occupation so you'd be better off being a mechanic if you want to live that life but one is easier to get into than the other. It's the optimum wine aunt job but as a straight guy you can live a decent stag life if you're young but not a good long term prospect.

>>53166792
>>53166723
cancer
Air travel increases your exposure to cosmic radiation. A return transatlantic flight exposes you to around 0.1 mSv or around five times the radiation of a chest X-ray. A mammogram produces more - 0.6 mSv, or the same as a dozen flights across the Atlantic.

>>53166761
pontificate

>>53166723
on my most recent flight home after visiting family for christmas, this stocky middle aged asian female flight attendant made lots of eye contact with me because i pay attention and treat them really respectfully unlike everyone else, so when she came by with the drinks cart and nervously asked what i wanted and then moved along down the aisle behind me (i had an aisle seat), she rubbed her huge ass into the back of my arm to pass someone else their drink. it was a very sneaky and well-hidden move, like she practically backed her pussy up against my arm, squished her plump ass cheeks deep against me, giving the first firm push and then pulling back just enough so i could feel the softness of her fat ass which she swept from left to right across my arm.

just put a smile on my face, nothing else happened between she and i... something like a one -flight stand

pic related

>>53166723
that's a man.

>>53166761
black dicks in her ass

>>53166860
I don't have perfect vision though so it's not even an option

>>53167043

>>53167043

"Anything interesting that happens on the plane is instantly discussed in the galley. If you’re rude to us, you can be sure that all the other FA’s are going to know about it. There’s also some code words we might use to describe you, like Bob, which stands for boyfriend on board. This is when a certain flight attendant takes to a certain man and makes sure that he’s doing fine throughout the flight. You might hear FA’s ask how Bob is doing, just checking in to make sure the relationship is going smoothly."

>>53167055
No

>>53166792
i’m annoying and always drunk and i always travel with my dog because i have phony assistance papers from a shrink. i’m a nightmare to deal with too because i don’t hear too well and talk loud as a result. i also habitually fart when i drink beer

>>53167043
one time i was flying to korea (via korean air) as a young 23 year old. during the part of the safety routine where they demonstrate putting the life vests on, my sexy, slanty-eyed whore of a flight attendant looked me dead in the eyes and coyly grinned as she inserted the vest's red, phallic inflation tube into her luscious, warm Asian mouth.

Doubt it, pays shit and lots got laid off during covid. Now they can't get anyone to do it.

>>53167669
lmfao

>>53166723
went out with one before
1. she was gorgeous
2. she was down to fuck on the first date, infact looking for it
3. she was BPD

i still miss her

>>53166723
How much do you generally tip your flight attendant? Like a standard 3-4 hour flight? $20 should be good, right?

>>53167695
Why didn't you hit that?

>>53168156
They expect a much bigger tip than that from what I've read

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/flight-attendants-turn-to-prostitution-in-japan

Someone, for the love of God, tell me what airline she is with.

>>53168984
Ryanair

simonegdoll on insta

>>53166825
to travel and hook up with rich men

Wow so many job threads in biz, some of you must selling your ass too in this hard times how bad it's anon.

>>53167695
Did she use a lube with the tube?

>>53169126
Damn. She needs to get a job with Emirates. She's too hot or Ryanair.

>>53166860
I’d imagine working as a commercial airline pilot would be stressful as fuck. Hundreds of people trust their lives in your hands.... at least if you fly cargo or something it’s just cargo that’s destroyed

>>53166723
It's awesome for a gap year or two, later it becomes frustrating af. Pros are that you can save money as you have everything paid, you can travel and see a lot too. And limitless pussy, of course. Female FA are nuts, many have their hormones unstable due to constant traveling. One time girl I barely knew just knocked on my hotel door dressed just in a bathrobe. Many are alcoholics who snort coke like a Teletubbies vacuum. Pilots on the other hand are mostly boring boomers

Job itself is boring and really annoying over time. The carts are fucking disasters, passengers are dirty, stink, vomit, do stupid shut. And fucking Karens whinning non stop. Worst thing is that you have to keep straight face no matter what in that shitshow. Best flights were always night flights

>>53166723
is she wearing a mask or is that a filter?

>>53166723
is this one of those articles thats based off reddit posts? if so fake

>>53168258
almost every woman turns to prostitution in japan

>>53166825
>9/10 bombshells working in it
kek, you must not fly often

>>53166723
>Is being a flight attendant a respectable profession? Sound kind of fun and casual with good travel benefits.
it is jsut being a whore lol

>>53170815
Is it worth scoring easy FA pussy or is that just a Coomer fantasy?
Sounds like a cruise with none of the perks

>>53167043
>>53167508
>>53167695
>>53170815
to me as a passenger, it's a beautiful thing that it might be the only hospitality type industry left where the history of sexy stewardesses and alpha pilots still remains in its present state... like the magic of that 1950s-60s world can actually still be tapped into if you know how... there is nothing else in the modern world close to that

the flight i was on with the sturdy asian woman was 90% full of people watching absolute garbage on their cell phones for a short flight.. i returned to my seat from the rear lavatory, looking out at a plane full of npcs developing tinnitus watching dumb network television streamed content on their cell phones... i mean between that and the odd passenger becoming unruly (i was next to a black woman who almost started hitting her daughter, "would you stop fucking driving me crazy and sit still" and aggressively grabbed the little 5 year old girl's things and kind of slammed them onto the tray table, meanwhile the mother ignored the asian FAs request after takeoff for her to turn the child's iPad volume off or use headphones [mother turned it from 70% to 30%]), i can see how some stewardesses would want to be physically intimate with a pilot or passenger given the stress and existential angst involved in air travel.

>>53166860
Pilots don't even get paid that much considering the training costs.

I hate food in airlines

>>53167434
you can wear glasses retard

>>53173677
There are still vision requirements and I highly doubt my blind ass would qualify

>>53173302
You're compensated with jailbait sugar walls tips though.

>>53166918
>0.1×12=0.6

>>53169511
i wish i had never seen her. i find her strangely incredibly beautiful.

>>53173134
How do you fuck them or at least get head in the galley toilet?

>>53166918
too bad 100 mSv in a year span will only have increased chance of cancer. so are you going to log 1000 flights in a year? even radon gas inside homes is deadlier.

>>53171715
>A man running down the runway of an airport chasing a Japan Airlines flight down the runway

>>53166792

>Best perks would be casual sex at the destination

>>53174148
my friend, it is all but a tease for their target of affection and a sport between the ladies of the flight cabin. a consummation would be out of the question.

an example would be an erotic dancer: receiving a lap dance (though i myself have never taken part in such activities) would likely be much more gratifying than sexual congress with a female who supports herself financially through such work. the same can be supposed for flight attendants. perhaps there is a sense of control and empowerment that comes from the dramatized performance of desperation.

i would not be surprised if they dream of checking the seat belt tightness of a male passenger who cannot stand up from his seat, their agile fingers following the smooth strap from its edge towards the middle, where their fingers must slide underneath the hard steel buckle and against the passenger's lap, on a transoceanic flight in which all others are fast asleep in a dark and quiet cabin...

I take the blue line to work in Chicago every morning (same line that runs north to o'hare) and there are a LOT of flight attendants that live around here. They always seem really stressed out and miserable. Just an observation. The pilots look happy though

>>53167508
ABP = able bodied passenger = hot guy on board

Always sit in the very last row of the plane, aisle seat. You can talk to the flight attendant the whole time. Sometimes it’s a fuckable young women.

>>53174516
Have you ever met a woman who wasn't miserable?

>>53174410
>receiving a lap dance would likely be much more gratifying than sexual congress

I disagree

>>53166723
I bet it fucking sucks, but women receive lots of attention, so they must love it

>>53167055
>t.american