/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53165907
>Dumbass doesn't just buy a chicken and farm infinite eggs from its asshole.

I'm buying eggs in bulk and freezing them.

Is this a burgerland happening? Why are there 2 thread about eggs in the catalog

>>53166059
They are skyrocketing in price. America is so fucked.

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>>53165907
It literally have ZERO of out the 7 characteristics defining real money. Eggs are as far as gold that Biden is from a good president.

the new gold is purple

>>53166059
>visit american based website
>is this about america
OH GOLLY GEE IDK ANON

>>53166158
1 MATIC cannot even buy 1 egg

>>53166212
it's a vietnamese website moron

>>53166059
eggs have doubled in price since the vid

>>53166212
>Dumbass think Americans are the main characters in this world.
Dumbass.

>A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

Los usanos no tienen huevos

>>53165907
and instead of creating an egg-shaped surly formula to back a new crypto as some radical new-age expression of punk you've done what!? EGGS! i fucking hope she ate them all god damn it.

you can buy EGGS here

>Smart Contract :

0x586841163aa635Cf6150089ED87F19AFDFBeB408


>Liquidity Locked :

https://www.pinksale.finance/pinklock/detail/0x0F3E4AE9924631939F0ae9BdC659b11A7560d3E7?chain=BSC

>Ownership Renounced :

https://bscscan.com/tx/0x8cef08cc5f67bac713c58ff1fc1b38de2dddbd3a59287c9a66d1e1bcc20762f5

>BUY HERE

https://pancakeswap.finance/swap?outputCurrency=0x586841163aa635Cf6150089ED87F19AFDFBeB408

>CHART

https://www.geckoterminal.com/bsc/pools/0x0f3e4ae9924631939f0ae9bdc659b11a7560d3e7

>>53166288
Eggses. Checked.

Hey Niggers; Short it

>>53166246
I hate to admit it but they kind of are. Who else would be? You are probably a eurocuck that believes in equality.

>>53166101
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>>53166340
imagine not having any EGGS

>>53166340
Ok where can I redeem these 1-1 for real eggs tho

>>53166847
Unfortunately because this market is now quite mature (it started this Monday), EGGs are now using a fiat system. EGG certificates can be issued by a select list of banks.
On Tuesday the SEC required these banks to keep a certain number of chickens in their vaults, but by Wednesday this regulation was repealed because mutt bastards were bribed to betray their fellow citizens using relatively small amounts of omelette. The EGG/chicken ratio is now zero, meaning that in theory EGG certificate issuance is only limited by EGG demand.

>>53166212
ackshually this site based in japan

>>53166212
>American based website

>>53165907
4% pce

>>53166404
Yes clearly you and your fellow Shithole-istanians are way more relevant.

>>53166059
There were like 20 egg threads last night
It's just a bit on banter and shitposting to tide us over in the bear market

>>53166246
Yes clearly you and your fellow Shithole-istanians are way more relevant.

>>53166059
because eggs are leading indicator of stagflation. it's ending the bullish recession thesis

>>53166987
holy based. setting up coinbase wallet now. should i use coinbase? i saw theres a KIWI. i'm thinking BANANA is about to start pumping. just watch. that one schizo is onto something.

>>53166340
Decentralized eggs-change wen?

>>53166059
Eggs machines are the new crypto mining

>>53168145
wait until they learn about the like 50 different things you can use egg shells for. they'll lose their shit once they realize how money they've been throwing down to Big Garbage