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>>53136037
Foodbanks.

I easily pick up $500 worth of food per month going to a few of these. They don't ask questions either, so you don't have to be poor to get in. I don't even qualify for SNAP because I make over 200k, but I don't care because I get food for free.

>>53136083
holy based

>>53136037
you can eat the stem nigger

just peel it

>>53136037
Based thrifty negro
I do the produce aisle switcheroo every now and then but most often I just occasionally "forget" to scan something on the bottom of my cart at the grocery store. Paper towels, soda, stuff like that.

>>53136037
based nigger. i'm paying for broccoli HEADS not broccoli STEMS.

>>53136037
why are they always such picky eaters

>>53136117
>buying the high fructose carbonated jew at your local goyslop depot
Ask me how I know you're subhuman

>>53136037
>she
Heh...

>>53136151
At least I save money with my five finger discount though

>>53136199
You honestly can't tell, negress are like natural ftms.

>>53136037
>she
>her

>>53136037
That's the tastiest part, though.

>>53136037
Why do those kind of people think rules don't apply to them? Wtf is there problem?

>>53136037
Keep expensive items in basket until you've paid, then simply put them in your bags before you walk out. I do this all the time and never been stopped or caught. I'd just play dumb and say "Haha oh shit I'm stoned man I thought I scanned it! My bad!" They aren't going to call the fuckin' cops for $10-$20 accidents and you agree to simply pay for it and play it off as an accident. If you do this regularly you'll save hundreds a month. Did this for meat all the time.

Also, whenever you commit crimes just act non-chalant and like you're supposed to be doing it. If you act all weird and suspicious, people will notice. Just know people are in their own heads 99% of the time and aren't paying any attention to you.

>>53136037
Ye and this are more proof that niggers are more resilient against Jewish subversion than whites.
Why can't whites resist Jewish subversion like niggers?
Aren't we the higher IQ people?

>>53136262
yea I cut them up into little strips like bamboo. sweet, delectable fiber.

>>53136037
Ways to save?
Gee I don't know just fucking shoplift at the self checkout like a normal person

>>53136422
thank god i'm not this poor lmao

>>53136083
absolute nigger behaviour

>>53136037
I hate the steams too. I might start doing this too.

>>53136422
if you're going to do all that shit why not just put some expensive steaks and a 6 pack of beer in your backpack and walk out?

whats all the theater for retard? No one will stop you

>>53136422
You should put your items in a reusable bag as you shop and when you checkout only take out half of the items in the bag.
This way they cant see loose items in your shopping cart when your checking out.
The reusable bag is an excellent concealer.
Some reusable bags have those cardboard bottom supports which are excellent to use as false bottoms and hide items underneath them for further concealment.

If you do not solely survive on rice, beans, and chicken, you are a goyslop retard broke cuck.

>>53136700
if you're going to be doing all that stealing why check out at all? throw it in a backpack and walk out

>>53136037
Based.

>>53136104
You don't even have to peel it, but the healthiest part of broccoli is the leaves anyway.

>>53136720
I mean I'm not a nigger that's why.
White men do crimes and get away with it. Watermelon people do shit like that and then before you know it they're screaming that they cannot breath n shieet and feel the weight on their neck of the strong knee of justice.

>>53136670
Yeah, faggot, well maybe I will stop when zog stops taxxing me to death.

>>53136117
based going to jail enjoyer

>>53136778
I wouldn't have put it in as many words, but this. Depending on who you are, they stop you if you're super obvious, in order to make an example out of you - not just to other people, but, like, to yourself. They'll appoint themselves guardians of your moral well-being on the spot, and let me tell you, nothing is more tiresome-bordering-on-humiliating than listening to some holier-than-thou Gen-Xer who failed upward into middle management harangue you about all the ways you should sacrifice your dignity to placate the insatiable hunger white people have for an arbitrary sense of "law and order."

>>53136712
I will continue eating spinach, sardines, and blueberries along with what you said; get buck broken, gay bowser.

>>53136860
stop you how? You walk out with a backpack idiot

>>53136790
walmart fears the zebra barcode printer

>>53136873
They call the cops, or the cop who's on security comes over. They'll stop you blocks away.

>>53136790
>say wrongthink on interwebs
>klouse dislikes that
>go to walmart to buy some beef
>scan item, put card in slot
>walmart just doesn't charge you and then claims you stole from them
>go to jail
>klouse smiles as you suddenly lose custody of your own asshole and now literally own nothing

2024 is gonna be lit

>>53136888
Check and also randomly put new barcodes on products then place them back on the shelf to throw them off your trail.

>>53136083
I'm in the UK and I never used a food bank before but apparently we get vouchers to redeem and we're only allowed to use it 3-4 times at most per year as it's designed for short-term solutions. Hungry sisters, what do we do??

>>53136670
Wait are you discriminating against working people

>>53136676
It doesn't say she steams it. She looks like she might like it raw desu

>>53137122
>It doesn't say she steams it. She looks like she might like it raw

Raw diets are the best.
picrel

>>53136037
I peel all my fruit and veg before i leave the store. I even take my own potato peeler in though i was ejected from Walmart once for this. Also, do not do this with bananas as they tend to break apart and are difficult to manage.

>>53136860
>I wouldn't have put it in as many words, but this.
>Expands on it with more words than the original.

>>53136083
>>53136670
My mom called and told me they had a pallet of 30lb beet bags out back of the foodbank once.
Nowhere else can i find 30lb bags of beets. My market also sells bags of broccoli crowns. The stems are a huge turnoff and i know im getting fucked if i have to buy from the grocery store.

I used to dumpster dive. Found a dumpster full of chicken wings once. More and more places have compactors and its just not worth it for me these days.

>>53137146
you know what you are ?
a LIAR

>>53137136
She needs to go to Auschwitz to fatten up a bit

>>53136037
People don't eat the stem??

>>53137153
"In as many" is a figure of speech that often means "in the same".

>>53137212
How dare you

>>53136037
i've thought about doing that before
i mean, they are charging up per pound and then leaving big ass stalks on
i just wash and cook the stalks too though

>Goylets think this is thrifty
Its better to keep them in a freezer bag along with other unused clippings then making a nourishing stock.

>>53136037
>empowered
>fearless
>focused

>>53136790
If you steal a lot, there's no way they bother if you take a packet of gum on a $150 shop even if they see you doing it.

>>53137293
Not these "people". Julienne the stems, par boil in stock, season and lightly saute.

>>53136215
You steal to support your goyslop addiction

>>53136037
Niggers are finally evolving

>>53136670
Foodbanks usually throw out a lot of food
My mother started spending a lot of time at the local church and they keep giving her food because its about to go bad.

>>53136037
Here's a list of things I do;
>Drink instant coffee, only ten cents a cup and everything I need to make it fits on my desk at work.
>Cut my own hair
>Use fans instead of AC (in socal energy is so expensive that you really should do this)
>Use a TV antenna instead of cable. This is okay if you live in a city, not so good in rural places.
>No subscriptions except Netflix and YouTube premium family accounts. This covers YouTube music to so I don't need Spotify. I also have a recurring electronic payment sent to my church.
>BBC for less biased news.
>Use library to rent DVDs instead of paying to rent
>App from library lets me download audiobooks. Essentially like audible but free.
>Own my car, so no car payment.
>Mint mobile for cell phones
>No student loan so no dumb student loan payment.
>Bricks in my toilets so they use less water.
>Use an old Thinkpad for a computer instead of buying new.
>Generally frugal when it comes to shopping, and I never eat out at work, though I sometimes take the wife out maybe once per month.

>>53136037
Based

>>53138518
>Use a TV antenna instead of cable. This is okay if you live in a city, not so good in rural places.
>No subscriptions except Netflix and YouTube premium family accounts. This covers YouTube music to so I don't need Spotify.
nigga just pirate your media

i literally do the same, break off the ends of broccoli

she'd be saving about $.2 per head
cmon,, be more creative

>>53138518
>>Bricks in my toilets so they use less water
I know what you're trying to accomplish but what the fuck? At this point you might as well turn the water off and just piss into the reservoir so you never have to pay anything.

>>53138518
holy based

>>53136037
just fucking steal lol. you think the walmart wagies give enough of a shit?

>>53136037
stop being poor

>>53136037
The patrician theft method is to only lift items worth less than half of the total you paid. This way you give yourself an excellent discount over the long term while never getting hassled by the wagies

>>53138655
Seconded. OP method is literally not worth my time

Im not poor but i thought everyone cut off the broccoli stems. They purposely leave them long so they weigh more. With my beloved lifr saving, cancer curing broccoli costing sometimes $7 a kg of course you break it off!

normal stores sell broccoli with stems and also separately broccoli crowns. some people eat the stems or use it for stock.

flip the toilet paper over after the first wipe. okay sure, you'll have poo on your hands but at least you'll save money on tp and of course the planet.

>>53136037
grocery stores alone lost over $6bill from shoplifting in the year 2021. why are you being the only good goy paying $9 for 1/4 pound of butter even after the global shipping and oil (((crisis))) is over?

>>53136037
>she

>>53138518
Doesn't take public transportation
Doesn't mention clothes shopping at thrift stores
Doesn't collect cans and plastic from the waste baskets at the office.
Doesn't use the little free library's around the neighborhood for leisure time entertainment,
instead pays for Netflix
Doesn't whistle toons to himself or learn to play the spoons on his thigh, instead pays for Youtube for music.
Doesn't drop deuces at work or piss outside
instead puts bricks in the toilet.
Doesn't sleep in the driveway on hot summer nights, instead wastes money on fans/electric bill.
Doesn't use candles for light
Doesn't use the computers at the public library,
instead uses an old think pad that cost money.

>>53136037
Oy vey Oy vey, what a thrifty strategy I gotta say
I'd do this too if I actually ate veggies. And when I do eat broccoli I buy frozen bulk bags because I'm not a nigger.

>>53139543
Man, are you the reincarnation of my grandfather or what?

However in the days before i discovered crypto and made it... shoppibg requires a crew of 3. One fills a trolley absoloutley choc full of expensive shopping and resellables. At the precise moment person 2 is coming through the elctronic swing entry door, person 1 rolls the shopping trolley through the gate as person 2 is entering. At that time person 3 is walking along ready to intercept trolley and casually make off with it to vehicle. Person 2 then can make a prick of themselves to staff or security if there is any suspicion.
Stealing is wrong but if your poor then doing it from big companys like coles tesco wallmart is the way to go.
That system works. Did it literally hundreds of times before crypto.

>>53136670
>le x is baddie behavior
Ad hominem.

>>53136037
I bring a gun to the liquor store and threaten to kill the woman working the register if she doesn't give me all the cash. It works great

>>53136151
WRONG!
I only buy zero calorie soda or real sugar soda
How sensative are you to where someone buying soda triggers you? You're no worse than a tranny.
>>53136790
If you dress nice (button up shirt tucked in, nice shoes) then they will believe you when you say you forgot to scan something. Look at that messy haired whore. She was probably wearing looney toons pajama bottoms too.
>>53138590
Yeah but the free TV station shows pawn stars every Sunday. Is there even a torrent of that show? Who goes through the effort of pirating pawn stars anyways?
>>53139543
>>53138518
Great advice here.

>>53138518
>>53139543
Reddit frugal advice, submitting good slaves to the system.

>>53138518
You should be torrenting everything from movies, tv shows, music. This is a no brainer, never pay monthly subscriptions. Also cutting out coffee from your diet all together will help you save money. Pissing outside whenever you can. You can also shit outside if you have the time to bury it after. Also if you ever buy meat and shit like that from a grocery store, stop it, go to a local butcher usually cheaper, fresh. and you can buy in bulk 10-40lb at a time if not more than just Freeze Seal what you're not eating right away.

>>53139630
Penny wise, dollar dumb reddit advice for retards with time. Also poorfag detected, imagine not owning a chamber sealer.

It’s not worth stealing anymore when self righteous normie boomers and internet tough guys are willing to assault and risk their lives for an armful of garbage Walmart paid 50 cents to China for. They see videos of niggers walking out of CVS in Portland and insist it’s time for the Purge.

>>53138518
>>No subscriptions except Netflix and YouTube premium family accounts. This covers YouTube music to so I don't need Spotify. I also have a recurring electronic payment sent to my church.

you dont need any of this. android apk for spotify premium and popcorn time on a laptop/pc streaming to a chromecast (or other tv receiver) for everything else.

>I also have a recurring electronic payment sent to my church.

bait

>Bricks in my toilets so they use less water

you can just change the water level on most toilets

>>53137944
>focused
>flourishing

>>53137136
Lol, look at how she used to look like in her profile pic

>>53136037
>>53136083
>>53136104
>>53136117
>>53136088

>Get a plastic bag
>Then go to supermarket
>Peel bananas and put peeled bananas in plastic bag
>Weigh them


You can literally get double the bananas for the same price this way

>>53136037
You don't want to know

anyone else stealing from whole foods self checkout daily?
for being owned by the worlds biggest company, they make it so fucking easy
dont know if theyre keeping track of all the shit im stealing but its almost too good to be true

they dont weigh what you bag like CVS or target
you can just wave the shit past the scanner really fast and the beep doesnt go off, throw it in your bag, and its fucking free
the wagie standing there doesnt give a shit either, they basically watch me do it
every day i buy like $15 worth of shit and steal another $10
packaged produce is my go to (blueberries, salad, overpriced guacamole), since you can just "scan" the bottom and theres no logo for their image recognition to pick up (they catch it sometimes even if you dont scan the barcode, the machine picks it up if you wave a brand logo over the scanner)

any other chads with me on this? how long til we get caught?

>>53136037
>she
What the hell

>>53137065
Dumpster diving was the way to go 5 years ago when I lived there, no idea about now. It is technically illegal in the UK but your chances to get in trouble are close to zero. Dumpster diving is a lot more fun and less disgusting than it looks. Many shops just through things which are one day after expiry or have some superficial damage on the packaging or even to clear space. One banana from a bundle of bananas is not perfect? They throw the entire thing. In Denmark I ate for an entire summer exclusively from dumpster diving even though I had money. Its way more fun, you never know what you are going to get and you get to be more creative with cooking because sometimes you get 3 boxes of organic avocados, sometimes you get ingredients you never even saw before. Its plenty of fun if nothing else.

>>53136658
Yeah imagine risking your freedom every week to save $20

>>53136422
>This is the person shilling you linkchain.

>>53137136
Fat distribution is real and you can’t target it.

>>53136037
"She"

I didn't realise Jews came in black either. Check that phrenology + specs.

>>53139605
Post your belly.

>>53136609
>Aren't we the higher IQ people?
I buy at a store where you still weigh out yourself, and I have never not put my thumb under the scale.

>>53137263
kek

>>53140495
Slow eccentric motions have shown in some studies to spot reduce fat, though it's probably not too significant.

when i buy bell peppers i normally stick my thumb through the sides making a hole flap and then fill it up with free grapes before i put it in the bag thingy

>>53136037
Actually, you should eat the stems. Probably save more money that way due to them being a cheap source of fibre and nutrition.

At self checkout I ring up all my produce as cheaper stuff, like white onions. It's compensation for giving them free scanning + bagging labor.

I drive for Uber Eats on the weekends and eat some of the food I deliver.

>>53136072
GGER.
Also
>Her
Lmao even.

Bottom signal thread

>>53136058
>>53136072
>>53136670
Please shut up.

>>53137153
I think that's the joke.

>>53136037
Autism headphones are the new blue hair

>>53140448
>>53136658
Faggots, petty larceny isn't even jail time.

>>53141497
Gonna keep listening to my music, you can keep being a faggot about it.
Imagine hating music because you're fucking stupid and need to talk to people who don't care about you.
What a loser.

>>53141536
>listening to my music
We can all see the cord dangling at your waist. They're not even plugged in you're not fooling anyone.

>>53136650
This

I wonder what the cost analysis is for stolen items vs. money saved on labor not needing to man multiple checkout lanes.

>>53136700
>You should put your items in a reusable bag as you shop and when you checkout only take out half of the items in the bag.
>>53136778
>I mean I'm not a nigger
Honorary.

>>53136422
I did that for a while, unfortunately a bunch of stupid nafris went full chimpmode in my local grocery after getting caught and now they've got multiple people + mall security guards keeping an eye on the selfservice checkout.

>>53139761
The church payment means mormon.
They are serious about their tithing

>>53136414
It's 'their' chud. Or do you think grammar rules don't apply to you?

>>53138590
Pirating something is for when you want to watch something specific not when you just want to
>Oh yeah let me download this show
>Wait 6 hours while it downloads
>Drag computer to TV and connect a bunch of wires or watch it on your laptop like a 3rd worlder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_BT7vNhjCo&ab_channel=FXNetworks

>>53136037
>americans don't eat broccoli stem

Jesus, stop being fat.

>>53136888
digits..
also, based. My sister worked at Cosco for years, one thing they found was people that copied lower priced its barcode and stickered it to higher price items. One guy she caught was buying up $1000 HP office printers that would scan as $99 HP home printer, she just happened to check after using the price gun thing at the cart. Most cashiers would keep scanning at the cart and not pay attention to the monitor. He claimed he just chose that box at random and got upset and walked out. Since they had his membership # they checked his purchase history, he had bought dozens of those "home" printers before.

I unplug/turn off the power strip for everything except my fridge when it's not in use. Vampire drain is real especially now that retarded business think they need to put a faggot computer chip in everything.

>>53141468
Shit up nigger

>>53136122
They didn’t evolve to eat European plants or animals.

>>53142530
Feed them things local to their continent.
Other niggers.

>>53136037
Lol. Are you allowed to actually do that?

>>53136790
That bitch there had to be doing something completely fucking retarded and really obvious. I've been doing this for well over a decade now. As long as you're not a moron, you're not going to get arrested. One of you fags always posts about muh arrests in these threads, every single time.

>>53136037
In summer, shade your south-facing windows from the outside, saves a lot in energy costs
In winter, use an electric blanket to heat yourself instead of the whole room, saves a lot in electric costs.

>>53136790
The reason they PAY to have these headlines published is that they want to scare people into not doing it because they actually can't control the issue.

>>53137188
>The stems are a huge turnoff
Why are you gay?

>>53136790
>some fucking AI bullshit is the only piece of software that actually works in the whole world, you're going to get caught!
yeah pretty sure it does nothing

Nobody here just own their .mp3 songs anymore? It's not even that hard; just play a video on youtube while recording the computer audio with Audacity and export file as mp3.

I feel old as fuck now

>>53136037
I kind of see why the store would have problem with this, but on the other hand, if the store wants to assert that piece is equally valuable piece of the plant, they should eat it themselves

>>53145361
I have 21gb of loose .mp3 files, discounting whole albums and audiobooks

>>53137136
getting strong chipmunk pinning vibes here

>>53136037
based as fuck

>>53136414
Who made the rules? Because I wasn't on the committee and I've got a few issues with them.

>He doesn't go to the library computer, record porn with your flip phone, go home and jerk off to free library porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsSwR-qGwtU

>>53136037
>pic
Based

>>53136037
Self checkout at the grocery store

>>53145864
> go to self checkout
> check myself out
> why is nobody else flexing

>>53136037
To get that satisfying 'crunching gravel under your tyres' sound avoid buying an expensive large house with a gravel drive, just glue a bag of gravel to your tyres.

Daaaaaaaaaaamn Grover looks like THAT?

>>53139543
Alright negro you made me laugh

>>53136037
Seems like the hourly rate on cutting off the stems wouldn't be worth the time and inconvenience it takes to cut them off. That's probably around $0.25 per stem and how much broccoli is he buying?

>>53145864
>Self checkout at the grocery store
now THAT is a good way to save money!

>>53136037
The stem is delicious just need a little longer cooking. Fucking niggers.

>>53136681
>>53136720
A couple years ago I walked into a grocery store to buy a 12 pack of mineral water. I was stressed out by something going on at work and running through some stuff in my mind about it. I was so preoccupied with my internal situation that I grabbed the pack of mineral water and just walked straight of the store. I was in the parking lot next to my car before it hit that I didn't even pay. I was shocked at how easy it was. I had walked right out of the store carrying a box a foot wide and no one even blinked. I'll probably get called a cuck or a bootlicker or some other nonsense for this, but I turned around and went back in and paid for it. I don't steal or shoplift and I don't care what degenerate anons think about that. It's called being moral and righteous. But yes, to your point: if you're going to steal, then just steal. Apparently no one will stop you.

I just tried because of this thread. I didn't scan my 24 pack of coke, but I was super nervous. The wagie came over to me and made me walk back and put it back on the shelf in front of everyone.

>>53148146
Okay, but would you have done the same if it cost $400?

>>53147222
Niggers are the niggers of human race.

>>53138518
>BBC for less biased news
Ok nice bait.

>>53148146
I want to target to buy some beer and I went to slef checkout and as I'm waiting for them to check my ID I see them just standing around talking to each other. So after a minute I just walked right out because I got tired of waiting.

>>53136037
Based, but also that's a man.

>>53136037
>Goes through a shit ton of effort just to save a minimal amount of money on vegetables
This is why poor people will always be poor, attempting to use their time to save pennies on the dollar
Bet this person drives half way across the city just to save 10c on gas while also buying cigarettes and working at McDonalds