3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
CNBC "Not a single member dissented. There is not a single dove in the Fed".
top thread
>>53134090Based
NEXA peru strikeBuy the dip faggots
>no participants anticipated rate cuts would be appropriate in 2023jerome is going to break something horribly. he is already too tight. Look At The Yields.
>>53134090still buying. idc fed
I will never stop believing in AI. AI is the future. Tech is the future.
>>53134090I for one welcome our 5$ SPY range forever crab overlords.
NATGAS IS A GORILLANIGGER PIECE OF SHIT
>Officials Emphasized Need for 'Flexibility and Optionality' in Policy Decisions --WSJ They gave themselves an out. CNBC being bearish to wreck retail per usual
I got heemed so hard
they fight the fed every single timebuy my calls ive got every strike waiting for you to purchase
Imagine when the unemployment rate starts surging and the Fed keeps going with their "higher for longer" mantra. The S&P will dump to levels no one is expecting.
where can i read the FOMC minutes for myself?
>>53134090Of course they're unanimous. Jerome gets the final say but the Fed has more power if they show a united front. He just throws the rest of them a bone with tweaks to wording.The doves get more votes this year though.
FUCK POWELLFUCK FOMCFUCK BAGGIEFUCK YOU
>>53134124i just realized "eywa" in avatar is probably going to be revealed to be a bastardization of 'AI'.... bravo Terminator man, bravo
WE’RE RECOOVERING
>kike mods ban you for using the word ”jewish”stocks for this feel?
>>53134138>https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20221214.pdf
Pivot is bad. Every time its happened, it was because they overshot. The ideal is to increase it slowly next time, then decide if it needs to go back up or increase by 0%
no links edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/previous >>53132683
>>53134116Jen Asski
>>53134138https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm lists all of them.This is today: https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20221214.pdf
>>53134146i am once again asking, what the fuck did i do?
Eurofag here. Were the Fed minutes published? My stocks have hardly moved at all.Is there a holiday in the US or something?
The fake dump is in. Now we can finally pump.
WHOA BLACK BETTY >>53134119cope, seethe, dilate "we foresee rate hikes well into 2023"
>>53134119Good break the system, damn the Fed is so punk rock man
Bears got btfo . Thanks meltdown fag for the signal
PUMP IT>LOUDERPUMP IT>LOUDER
>>53134173this year will be red retard
>>53134167You forgot that your rate hikes take months to kick in. Even "immediate tightening of financial conditions" is delayed because the wealth effect isn't instant.
>euros can't exercise options until expiry
NATGAS IS MANIPULATED BY GORILLANIGGERS
>futures
>>53134171>Were the Fed minutes published?Yes>Is there a holiday in the US or something?No, just the Fed's usual fuckery. Being hawkish out of one side of their mouth while saying they will have to stay flexible out of the other.
what gender is the market?
>>53134102Nobody believed them literally all through 2022 despite them telling us exactly what the plan was since March.
>>53134192No shit. I'm talking about today, this week. Not this year. A year is a long fucking time. We will see SPY move collective up/down 80% worth of daily moves, to achieve a one year move of less than 10% in either direction. Why should I give a fuck where it ends the year?
i forget, during bear markets on green days what are we supposed to do?
>>53134210Pansexual MtF trans dogkin
>>53134124>trusting the Babylon singularity over Godngmi
>>53134205>.5ish increases>when inflation yoy is 5.7that is dovish as fuck
>>53134119The bond market is fighting the FED, and they usually win. However Jpow and his goons wants to make it clear they're not to be fucked with. They don't like being speculated against when they've made it clear what their plan is. Last year was the previews to the shitshow that's going to take place in 2023. Sit back, relax, watch the fireworks.
>>53134210I wish the market was permanently erect
>coworker got fired>company has yet to replace him after monthsI don’t get it, are we in a labour shortage or job shortage???
>>53134233>dovish as fuckTo you. Not the MM who are hooked on helicopter cash
>>53134235need some memes of an epic showdown of The Bonds Market vs Jerome Powell.
>>53133984Kek this. Jerome screwed me over when he aimed hikes wouldnt happened until 2023 so I was gonna exit early 2022 or mid 2022. Wew omly for him to start in 2022, i should've stopped before 2022 evem started.>but muh fed ways overprojects and over assumes but never goes through with itOh yeah? Then why did they start early rather than say 2024?>>53134114Didnt apple, the biggest holding in spy, say there were gonna be worse this year?
Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.
>>53134235as soon as 2years break 5, buy buy buy
>I trusted a womanSorry chuds I did you dirty. I should have listened.
ONLY A GORILLA NIGGER COMMODITY RECOVERS FLAT AFTER LOSING HALF ITS VALUE IN A MONTHNATGAS IS FOR FAGGOTS
>>53134220I dunno, I did. It was clear inflation was going to stick around and the COVID loss of wagies meant the Fed formula would come out "hike".2023 is where we see non-commodity prices plunge and economic contraction heem JOLTS numbers. That's looking ahead a few months while the FOMC only looks back a month.
Leanhog bros, did we get too cocky?
>invests in "The Widowmaker">complains that it's dicking him deeplollmao even
>>53134241The company fears that earnings will go down, and is firing people in order to be more profitable in the future.
>>53134245MMs can hedge themselves with bonds. Arguably the yield is still negative considering current inflation yoy, but February-April, with inflation yoy probbaly leveling around 4.5ish and yields around 5ish, their is nothing to worry about
>>53134241Depends. Has your boss filed paperwork with HR? Have they been interviewing?
pump on little volume.Dump on big volume.>I see what's happening here~
>>53134254Not a bad take. What purpose would a dividend have then?What about companies like WMT that historically use their capital to do quarterly share buybacks, which acts like an invisible dividend and costs the company money?
>>53134119>be Jerome>browse stock market general>mad these punks think they know what theyre doing>the audacity of being told to lower the rates by some kid gambling 3 figures at best>get idea>announce a controlled landing>prolong rate hikes>increase the maximum squeeze on arrogant anonsKek, Jerome you're watching right?
>>53134210the market is a woman
>>53134258Is he transitioning?
Should have liquidated at lunchtime but 14 dollars is 14 dollars.
>>53134276YOU ARE A GORILLA NIGGER
>>53134261"nobody" is an approximation of course. I still remember everyone said they would never hike at all, then 25bp and done, then 50 and done, then pivot by July, etc.
>Buy SWPPX for Roth>No chart of it on TradingView
>>53134251apple sure is going to do worseim a buyer of apple around 80 bucks :^)
>>53134235>They don't like being speculated against when they've made it clear what their plan is.I noticed that. Funnier how theyve been questioned now regarding the stock market during their meetings, get the feeling Jerome is mad. It paints him as a bad guy when wall street is pumping but the average Joe is feeling the inflation squeeze. Typical person probably think Jerome is causing the pumps on stocks
Fake and gay dumpYou should be buying right now
>>53134299You make me smile
Who Is Going To Win.
>>53134286It’s almost as if they purposely bid up markets to dump the goyim at higher prices but that can’t be; CNBC would have warned me about this!
>>53134318buying my calls yes i agree
>>53134318bulls in shambles
>>53134299>14 dollars is 14 dollars.dont forget to save 6 of those for uncle sam
UNH boomer bros wtf is happening right now? My retirement AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53134241Neither. The only "labor shortage" is for jobs that most dont want and also pay poorly. Ive got the experience yet ignored for the decent jobs, oh yeah thats right they want someome with 10 years experience for the job requiring 1 years experience and paying as if you have 0 years experience.I gotta make it off stocks, I dont want to be in the wagecage into old age.
I can't trade this. I'm bored. When the power went out for a half hour last night my neighbour's 11 year old son was out with a flashlight proclaiming that this was the end of the world. I kind of wanted to believe him.
>TSLA used to be worth $6,000/share at its peak before/after both stock splits
>>53134185Thanks for the laughs
JEROME!!!!!!
In related news: I just got my energy bill for Dec. it was over $1000 for my electricity and gas…. What are the economic implications of these crippling energy prices?
>>53134338wholesome doom poster
>>53134310I would say it's not JPow's fault the market is delusional, but it kind of is, because the pivot in 2018 and sticking to "transitory" in 2021 conditioned investors that the Fed will always act to prop up markets no matter what.
I made a post about a DXY 103 bounce and how we will retest DXY 115 a while back. Here's the 103 double bottom. FED reiterating higher for longer, aka bullish for the dollar. I think first half of this year we see DXY climb back.
AAPL FLUSHEDPINS FLUSHEDHELE FLUSHEDFTNT FLUSHEDSPY FLUSHED
>>53134330Jokes on him I’m deducting those from my massive losses last year
Crab day. Crab future.
>>53134090Fuck you CLF Tranny.>Remember when you got reported to the SEC?>Pepperidge Farm remembers
>>53134304Sure, but patterns in the market repeat until they don't. It's nailing the inflection point that matters.So when does the Fed give up and the dovish market get proven right? "Stock prices decline", "Lehman moments hit", and even "economy stumbles" aren't enough to trigger that, as we saw last year. "Unemployment numbers/JOLTS go to hell over the next couple months" likely is.
>>53134342not shorting tesla after musk bought twitter is going into my cringe compilation as one of my lifes dumbest events
>>53134352>Dec. it was over $1000 for my electricity and gas….Wtf are you fucking living in, a stadium?
>>53134337There is definitely a labor shortage but it's a labor shortage based on apathy. 7 million millennials and gen z have completely dropped out of the labor market and have chosen to be NEETs. It's something thats really never happened before in American history.
>>53134359whats a good usd etf?
>muh lil NasDump doin sum
UH OH STINKY
>>53134304this everyone guy is wrong quite a lot
>>53134348Spy is still green
>>53134359DXY up and stocks up
>>53134352How?I live in the middle of Florida and it's a bad month if I spend over 200 on water power and gas combined.
So why did things take a shit when the Fed minutes came out if it was literally just a print copy of the information from the last meeting?
>>53134370There won't be a Lehman moment, just a grind down IMO. Stocks are still overvalued even after last year. At this time in 2022 the market was the most overvalued it's been in US history IMO
>>53134306Well it's a mutual fund, right? So its price only updates after market close every day. Look at SPY for your up-to-the-minute autism.
>>53134407dumb algo bots
>>53134377I do have a big house. About 5500 sqft of living space. I have the heat turned way down upstairs though cause I don’t even go up there. I had been running my gas fireplace a lot so gas use was up YoY slightly but electricity use was down. Still the bill is much larger. Was over 600$ in November as well.
>>53134407stop posting niggers nigger
>>53134264ADM also getting butchered.
Alright, im out for today boys.Let me know how it ends.
>>53134328Kek days like this really show there are still mumus around. For all the bobo posting I see you dont really see these "bobos" crying about their so called loss on these pumps. Doesmt help the bobo pics are usually funny while mumu is meh.Just how far are we from the bottom!? You'd think they'd have given up by now, SPYs dropped $100 from ath. A near 25% cut from the top.
Look at the Dow being ~4% off ATH with basically any of your favorite leading economic indicators pointing downward and tell me the market isn't overvalued KEK
>>53134310Such is life in the boom/bust economy. >>53134324Always death by fire. Inflation can be excused away, deflation can't be.
i boughted 200 shares of GOOG
>>53134407If you notice, we're just flat for the day. We took a dump because people speculated that the fed minutes would contain dovish sentiment. None was found, so price went back to neutral.
>>53134241>Coworker quits>His position sits open for 6 months>Replacement is hired but he lives 4 hours away and company is "hybrid">Replacement can't find housing, no vacant apartments >Lives in a fucking hotel during the week and goes home for the weekend>Finally capitulates after 4 months of not being able to find somewhere to live and quits>Position still unfilled
>>53134446>>53134440Faggot bear cope lol
im getting bomb cycloned bros
Is that all you got bobo? Nasdaq is barely red and spy is still green
>>53134451People are sick of the printing
>>53134381UUP, USDU if you want to short every other countries currency
>>53134379I can vouch for this as a neet. I'm trying to think of ways to escape the wage cage, have a few ideas. Waging isnt escape if I'm stuck in it until 62 or 64 or whatever the retirement age is. Unless I'm somehow saving $50k off a job every year after expenses to escape by no later than 50. Albeit Id rather escape prior to 40.Stocks are one of the few ways I have a chance to. I did however blow that chance a few times.
Blackrock suspends withdrawals, lmao UK in hodl modeit begins, can you feel it
>>53134453me boughted MSFT, GOOG and AMZN
>>53134417To add insult to injury they charge sales tax on top of the bill. How the fuck you gonna tax fucking basic utilities? I pay over $1500 a fucking week in taxes. Probably more if I really added them all up.
1 minute candles are the only thing making me feel alive.
Well my bastards looks like it's finally habbening. Tell me I'm not the only one that bought the generational bottom of VIXM today
>>53134488Short consumer discretionary lowes nike etc. Still bloated
>>53134289A dividend is a perfectly good way for a company to benefit its shareholders. Dividends are "irrelevant" in the sense that, in general, the investor doesn't benefit from favoring stocks with a certain dividend policy.
>>53134379Labor shortage = not enough immigrants to work for sub-minimum wage.
>>53134493this but weed and caffeine
goodthe stock market has been overvalued for years now, let it suffer
>>53134498What on earth are you doing
>>53134090FUCK Apple PE 20.5 convinced me not to put my life saving in it now
>>53134488hodl mode never fails to make me smileliteral clown world
>>53134512not to mention that we have open borders and millions of third world migrants with no skills or education are flooding into the united states and getting on welfare further putting stress on housing/healthcare/education while also driving up unemployment
>>53134522a combination of adevrtising and begging and trolling outside of /b/. Reported him with 2 ips
Can't even imagine being long oil right now.
>>53134465>copeBut anon you just revealed your a mumu kek. You dont even understand the pump was likely based off the minutes expectations but mad that it also likely dumped based off the minutes. Kek how many bullish leaps have you been holding since early 2022 mumu
>we rocket up, then down, then back up, then back down >just to end at 382
>>53134522building generational wealth>>53134536imagine being this emo in 2023
>>53134528GOOG is 17 and google isn't pretending they know how to make cars
>>53134488>UK in hodl modeqrd?
jesus, tsla is such a piece of shit
>>53134533Labor shortage was a narrative during COVID when there was low immigration for obvious reasons
>>53134565https://twitter.com/business/status/1610678218322853888
>>53134390>spy opens 383>currently 382>somehow being lower than your open means your up .45%This market is fake & gay. FDR ruined everything.
>>53134116i love white women
Just reinvested my monthly JEPI distribution back into JEPI
>>53134591I believe it’s compared to previous day’s close
>>53134486Stocks are not the answer in and of itself. You need steady income. What you're doing now is gambling for a living. Basically all you're doing now is dooming yourself when you get older because you'll likely be broke.
>>53134241I work for the gov't and at least 98% of people could be laid off and no one would noticesame story for non-gov't just about 80% instead of 98%
I missed so many plays today just because I swore to not trade today. FUCK ME
>>53134552Why would someone not buy google at this price? Fr
>Elon Musk downsizes Twitter headquarters to two floors from sixBased Elon will soon make Twitter print money. Or maybe not.
>>53134539Haha yea, who would be holding oil haha
>>53134355rip pizzer
>>53134638Because i'd rather gamble on OIL.
>>53134586There was definitely no labor shortage during covid, but there sure as shit is now.
So load up on more YANG?
>>53134379No pussy, no work.
>>53134552Alphabet has a history of pretending to know how to make self-driving cars, smartphones, game consoles, ar/vr glasses and other nonsense.
BRAPGAS GORILLA NIGGER DUMPING MORAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAG
>>53134638CEO
Why are Beverage Stocks (PEP and KO) specifically going down? Did something happen?
Schizo market.
I bought some YANG
>>53134666Can we meet in the middle with bussy?
>>53134655Glad none of us are that stupid lol
OOOOOOOOO SLURP BUYBUYBUYBUUY REDDIT BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>53134638google is not going to make it. Its ad bussines is slowly dying and they didnt manage to create anything sucessful since then. A company that lives of past glory. Fucking meta has higher chances to make it with their vr play
>>53134642The largest expense of businesses is payroll, and the 2nd is rent. Twitter will be doing great in a year or two.
>>53134446The Dow is going to fall more but probably not that much more and probably not for long. This crash is not the result of a fundamental lie in finance which affects all sectors directly, but merely 500 gorillian dollars in free credit pumped into grifts, scams, and speculative nonsense. In other words, this isn't 08, it's the dot com bubble. Tech shit will get the rope, as more and more companies start to realize that they've been taken for a ride in terms of online advertisement, while industry should only stumble a bit.
>>53134694google is a branch of the government at this point like all the big tech companies. impossible for them to get in too bad of shape.
>>53134408The BOJ snapping, LDIs in England, Credit Suisse... those are all the sorts of Lehman type fires I was referring to. Post-2020 central banks seem to be coordinated enough that those fires get put out though.I think you're right about grinding down and overvaluation. Up until Jerome Powell steps to that podium one of these months anyway.
When to buy GoyBase (COIN)?
What's up with Paypal?
Holy poomp, why am i not buying or doing anything today wtf
>SOXL outperforming the market now
>>53134694Their profit margin, cash flow and balance sheet have been improving every year
Power Hour
>>53134694What is crazy is that they don’t really have a moat on their products outside of YouTube. Microsoft could easily attack Google Search and Google Docs just by caring a little more about Microsoft Office and Bing.
>>53134688can you imagine
>>53134698Need to have revenue too lmao
>>53134232>trusting a magical made up sky daddy >over skynetngmi. You never had a chance.
>>53134762>Microsoft could easily attack Google SearchTheyre already doing this by bankrolling ChatGPT
>>53134771yes
>>53134600This is a classic sign of a pyramid or Ponzi scheme. Be careful!
YANG bros I’m gonna be sick
>>53134734ECB somehow holds the keys to the global economy at this point thanks to Southern Europe’s inability to bank haha
>>53134724T. midwit.Companies have an advertising budget and it has to go somewhere. Do you really think they're kicking themselves going "aww shucks we shouldve bought ads in wired magazine, CNN tv slots, and iHeartRadio we fucked up!" Sure the numbers are cooked, but they've been cooked as long as Nielsen has been around too.
>>53134806>shorting the only country economically challenging the USAngmi
>>53134789I’ve been slapped in the face only once in my entire life
>>53134806Good thing we don't bet on chinese trash here.
>>53134819>I’ve been slapped in the face only once in my entire lifeMake bigger trades
>>53134783>sky daddy
>All these YANG bros sufferingIs it time to enter?
>>53134689One of those crazy but horny FtM bitches and you've got a deal.Also 100% remote because I believe ZM is a buy here.
Any clue why Beverage Stocks are down today?
SOXL $50 EOM
>>53134806What's your average, fren?
>>53134675They kneel before the superior KDP.
>>53134788I saw they are considering an AI generated answer at the top of search results. That would be an order of magnitude worse for Google than the Facebook-Apple drama
>>53134825I’m so lucky I almost can’t believe it
>>53134809What's her endgame?
>>53134829Time to enter BILIMake anime real again.
>>53134688guy all the way on the side only gets half the spanks
>>53134855Do you think she was pretty 40 years ago?
>>53134810They're going to shrink their advertisement budgets you fucking idiot.
>>53134828Shouldn't you be kissing some nigger's Jordans, cuck?
SAVA is squeezing.
>>53134843>Check stock history>Check dividend Yeild.Alright, you convinced me, I'm adding KDP to my beverage section next to KO and PEP. Thanks, Anon!
>>53134830>FtM>not MtFI apologize anon, we don't hire fags.
>>53134870Well that's relative. Prettier than Cathie?
>>53134379am millennial and the chance of me still working full time past age 40 is zero
>>53134855complaining about bitcoin more then dave ramsey
>>53134855Financial cock cages.
Gradually I began to ____
>>53134803Have SEC regulated ETF's ever been outed as a Ponzi scheme? I only have faith in JEPI's returns because it is managed by JP Morgan and regulated by the SEC.
>>53134844I can't tell what's different about her makeup. Buy Loreal.
>>53134844$9.50
>>53134871>>53134871>They're going to shrink their advertisement budgets you fucking idiot.Hilarious. You've never worked in an actual business, right?
>>53134887I don’t think cathie can compete
how funny would it be if we just traded in this range for the entire year
>>53134749sounds like stagnation>>53134762youtube has no moat, just people that got used to it. And those people get older while younger users are multi platform. Amazon and others have been eating slowly but consistently youtubes market share
>>53134902>because it is managed by JP Morgan
>>53134885And with your post I just secured a clean $50k settlement. You'll be hearing from my lawyer and I *won't* be rejoining the labor force for another two years.
>>53134803Cmon dude get real
>>53134358>the Fed will always act to prop up marketsI believe that the Fed this time is honestly trying to get out of zero interest rates forever.Id they succeed, they will make a traditional low-maintenance investment strategy of 60/40 feasible again. Not the worst thing to happen if you can earn interest on your savings again.
>>53134846>>53134788See, google is a partner in OpenAI which made chat-gpt. They already have access to that AI tech. The problem is google is a fucking pussy when it comes to releasing products with that tech, part of it because of ESG fears (racist chatbots!) , the other part is that the higher ups KNOW its a threat to their core search product. Meta and MS both have released AI chatbots, and both were taken down once people figured out how to make them say 'nigger'.
>>53134915I might die of laughter
>>53134917If they're good enough for Jeff E, they're good enough for me.
>bought SI puts on the 31stGod fucking dammit
>>53134874Shouldn't you be lecturing your parents on how real communism hasn't been tried.
>CLF tranny backBullish for /smg/ desu senpai
>>53134917Two marvs??
>>53134937Never bet against innovation, especially innovation in fraud.
NUGT making gains
anyone ever been to great wolf lodge? I'm a cheapfuck and how do I go about sneaking beer into the water park so I don't have to buy mr shekelsteins overpriced beer
>>53134900FOMO
*farts in the thread killing everyone instantly*
>>53134900sell naked calls for real parmesan reggiano
>>53134843My portfolio has been expanded, thank you anon
>>53134927>partnerdoesnt mean shit. everybody partners with everybody in someway in hope to leech of the others profits, ready to toss them away if they become liabilities or if better options open.goes in both directions
>>53134917JPM is one of the most trustworthy/stable investment banks
>>53134927>both were taken down once people figured out how to make them say 'nigger'.That was the worst they could do?
>>53134956stay home snd enjoy the imitation slip and slide you made with a stolen tarp
>>53134961based
>>53134961*one man left standing*
>>53134969I think /pol/ managed to make the Microsoft one start talking favorably about Hitler IIRC.
I trust JPM with my silver and gold.
THE BOTTOM IS IN
>>53134955That "$30k in SILJ calls" anon might just make it.
>>53134241>company has yet to replace him after monthsWhy should they? Did the company go out of business without him?Never forget: people losing jobs is bullish.
>>53134961Nice try
>>53134977Don’t they see the chat bot was only joking
>>53134977It went so far that Tay started conversations with followers calling them out on being niggers or jews. Took us three days
I bought puts
>>53134900Push my fingers into my EYEEEEES
>>53134861Woman logic
>>53134969>>53134977>They don't know the story of TayLook it up. And prepare to have your heart broken.
Today's progress so farhttps://youtu.be/RqrNKoCng0A
Intel chads will inherit the earth
just checking in to keep my claim on Lizzie active
Hmm... when I left this morning, I had gains. But when I get back, I have fewer gainsWho do I contact for an explanation regarding this phenomenon?
>>53134985he must have insider knowledge
>>53134943Niggerlover. Enjoy your brown "Christian" grandkids boomer retard.
>>53134927GOOG has the worst CEO in tech, that's what it is
>>53135024Depends. We route your call based on what your portfolio holds.
I bought NFLX puts . How fucked i am?
>>53135003Sad
Bears, do you really feel in charge with 40 minutes left?
>>53135033hey atleast we get fucked together
>>53134600mine were automatically invested. .21 shares on owning two shares.
>>53135032Oh thank you sirMy portfolio is mostly leveraged NASDAQ ETFs
Tesla is gonna have another 15% tomorrow and if you know, you know. Time for calls was last winter. This is the reckoning
>>53134985Yeah he's gonna make out like a bandit if his calls were long term enough
>>53135006
>>53135042
>>53134600Friendly reminder that you owe taxes on dividends re-invested, but buybacks pay no taxes.
mumu pls pump vvos
Eh it's all pretty boring. We're just going to trade in this range until some really shitty earnings comes out either this quarter or next. Finna just set some alerts to see if the market is actually moving so I can come shitpost. Boring wait until The Great Redemption.
>>53135052I can save Barb
>>53134961why does asuka have such a huge ass?
>>53135043Maybe not this time . We might make it
>>53135048Ah, I see, yes. Let me get you connected to Travis Quentin Quinn Quarles. He's in charge of that department. One moment.
I am so close to FOMOing on TSLA
>>53135057I can’t hear you from my tax advantaged account!
>>53135048I bought UPRO/TQQQ january of last yearI'm down like 75%
>>53135078a family of 4 survived driving off a cliff, i don't know what's more bullish than that
>>53135072Oh noes...
How much longer till SPX goes to 3200
>>53134393Maybe he's in Euro
>>53135087So, are you going to hold until you’re green?
>>53135090i thought that was a hyundai?
TLH isn't going down to 100 like i plannedor if it is, it's taking it's sweet time about it
>>53135052cursed image...
>>53135118this needs to add "retard spamming cat reaction images"
>>53135104
>>53134150https://dps.psx.com.pk/company/BERG
>>53134855Retire soon, before any possible failure becomes evident. Give motivational speeches for WEF young leaders.
>>53135086Friendly reminder that tax-advantaged accounts aren't gonna help you until 64 years old (currently 59.5).You should plan to maximize the period of your life worth living, rather than maximize your future hospital bills.
>>53135116
>>53135127
>>53134417Don't use the gas fireplace. It just sucks cold air into the building and doesn't actually produce much heat at all relative to the massive amount of gas it uses. There's a reason Ben Franklin invented the franklin stove. Fireplaces are all just ornamental unless you have a super old house. My house was built in 1860 and even its fireplace is just ornamental and not really useful for heating the house.
>>53135138how much of a loser do you have to be to fuck up driving off of a cliff
>>53135136>Friendly reminder that tax-advantaged accounts aren't gonna help you until 64 years old (currently 59.5).Not quite. SEPPs/72t's give you flexibility: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/retirement/02/112602.asp
>>53134440You guys are such noobs. I hasn't even gotten really bad yet. The dotcom bust lasted 4 years. The financial system had to reach the point of collapse before the 08 problem was resolved (kicked the can down the road).
Jerome won...
>>53135162>>53135162>>53135162>>53135162>>53135162
>>53135078What price???
>>53135157
>>53135127What are you trying to say exactly?!
>>53135166kek
>>53135173kek
>>53135166you're god damn rightand don't fucking forget it
>>53135173
>>53135186UNSTOPPABLE
>>53135138>>53135173>pajeet>tsla>california>multiple chargesMakes sense.
>>53135066Sold for a 30 gain, I dont feel like risking it
>>53135136If you make 10000% gains trading your roth, its well worth it to merely take the 10% penalty to withdraw it and live the easy life in your 40s.5 mil tax free now and you lose 500k? Or wait til youre 65 (probably will be made 70 eventually) to have that money?Easy decision IMO.
>>53135110yup, it's in my roth. how long you think it'll take? 10 or 20 years
>>53135227>The IRS hates him
>>53134900regret
>>53135273>gradually
>>53134539>>53134655>>53134690It's gonna turn around any minute now
>>53135161You're still gated by life expectancy, pushing half the withdrawals into the 59.5+ ages. You can't make adjustments easily. It can be worth it, but anything you do in these tax-advantaged accounts should be a side-show for your main account. It may benefit you some day, but not today.>>53135227It's a 10% penalty, plus taxes. It'd all count as income, not longterm cap gains. You'd keep 2.5 mil. Unless you're in California, then you'd keep closer to 2 mil.
The stock market and bond market don’t believe The Fed will keep rates up through 2023. WTF do they think is going to happen?