/biz/ - Business & Finance

inb4 the usual seething

As LINK price PLUMMETS back to the $3-4 CRAB, chainlinkneetfags start to COLLECTIVELY LOSE THEIR MINDS. Starting to believe in bots, discord trannies and other conspiracies, as if the whole world is conspiring to get their 5-dollar, -90% in one year, rank-25 functionless shitcoin.
LINK seems to attract the same populace that RUBIC does. Jaded, excluded, uneducated NEETs that are full of themselves, quickly swayed by a chronically underperforming shitcoin promising "true utility". They empathise with the coin on a deeper level. They believe that, just as this incredible hidden gem of a coin hasn't yet pumped, their own lives haven't really begun yet. Truth is, neither them, nor their favourite coin will ever amount to anything. They don't get results not because other people are too dumb to realise the value presented to them; but because there is no value there to begin with. They will never sell, because selling means acknowledging this excruciatingly painful fact on a personal level.
By the next bullrun, linkies will be confined to their single schizo thread, completely removed from reality. LINK is the next XRP, LINK is the next Star Citizen. A piece of rotting bread thrown at outcasts starved of hope.

>>53106824
Don't worry, you might not be able to afford coffee with your staking "rewards"

>>53106829
you made it

>>53106841
>>53106834
just want to say I love you guys

>>53106824
$24 wow congrats

>early adopters will be rewar-ACK

>>53106824
>Staking is so bad you could have accumulated more Stink by just waiting to buy in after a bunch of retards locked up by their shitcoin but no one actually gives a shit to begin with so you get to watch your coins become increasingly more worthless until a year passes and you might have the ability to drop your bags which are now worth the price of a mcdouble and a diet coke from McDonald's
You're looking at the future Christmas of any stinkholder, and this is at best assuming your family hasn't put you on a medical hold for schizophrenia.

>>53106824
I drink decaffeinated coffee after 15:00
Shit messes with your sleep marine

>>53106913
Good call. Been not working the past week and my caffeine and sleep schedule is all over the place.
My usual is a cup of joe around 9 am, maybe a second near 11

>>53106894
kek

>>53106841
>>53106894
I wonder if fudders will start to sell each other out for link tokens once the inevitable singularity happens?

What do you think wealthy linkies would do with that kind of information? Do you think they're mentally ill enough to abduct and torture people over some silly fud posts?

>>53106944
>I wonder if fudders will start to sell each other out for link tokens once the inevitable singularity happens? What do you think wealthy linkies would do with that kind of information? Do you think they're mentally ill enough to abduct and torture people over some silly fud posts?

>>53106956
Im sure you dont have to worry! Dont think about it too much.

>>53106824
I still have like 30 LINK. Won't sell until the next bullrun. Can I stake them?

>>53106944
as a linkie, no, I won't be torturing any of the proletariat.

the fudders will have the privilege of licking my cock, balls, and asshole though for 1 Chainlink token (Ticker: LINK)

>>53106944
>>53106985
>Wealthy linkies
No such thing. The best hope you have in the future is getting paid $20 by your family to take a shower after accumulating all that stink.

>>53106998
lol stinkers smell like shit

>tfw staking LINK, in chastity for 2 years
>tfw staking XOR, sir bitch reedemable at any moment
I'm curious to see if I'll watch my LINK rot in despair as I hastily try to dump my XOR in case of a panic, or if fiat is in fact cringe and crypto was based all along.
Hoping for the second option, bros.

>>53106824
no not really i was drinking a lot of instant coffee and it almost annihilated my stomach. unironically never drink any Nestle products ever. the curse of a thousand dead sweatshop african children on stuff you consume is no joke.

>>53106824
Link is actually the price of a cup of coffee now HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>53106998
I understand what you're trying to say, and yet you wouldnt bother with being here if it were true! Doubt it would take much for one of the usual fud spammers to give up the rest - wouldnt be a long trip from there to a basement or a buried shipping container!

Ngl I'm a LINK fudder, but I wish I had 7k LINK staked. It seems such a comfy life.

>>53107045
dang sorry to hear anon. I usually only buy whole beans from one of the local roasters in my city, grind and brew myself.

>>53107050
>I understand what you're trying to say, and yet you wouldnt bother with being here if it were true! Doubt it would take much for one of the usual fud spammers to give up the rest - wouldnt be a long trip from there to a basement or a buried shipping container!
That's a good point, stinkies don't get to use the family shower, they'll need to be pressure washed outside or in a basement so they don't stink up the whole house.

>>53106824
ANTE is good for u

>>53107092
Very good sense of humor! Something tells me that you'll be needing it!

JUST SELL YOUR CHAINLINK YOU FAT NEETS

HOLY FUCK YOU ARE ALL FAT WORTHLESS RACISTS

ALL THE VC FUNDS HAVE CLOSED THEIR POSTIONS IN LINK. DO YOU THINK YOURE SMARTER THAN BC FUNDS? SERGAY HAS ZERO EXPERIENCE SND HIS TRACK RECORD FOR ANYTHING IS POOR

WHY HAVENT YOU? JUST SELL YOU INBREDS

>>53107112
dr;cs

I missed general access thinking it would last long enough to get back home from waging when do I get a chance to stake my stinkers

>>53107146
>when do I get a chance to stake my stinkers
oh no no no don't tell him