/biz/ - Business & Finance

Happy New Year anons! What are you looking forward to next year?

>>53090011
Daily reminder that Finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

>>53090024
Getting liquidated by my female broker

new year, new borger

>>53090024

Happy New Year !

Looking forward to getting laid off and spending the next few years spending the money I have accumulated so far.

>>53090024
Nothing. My wolverines ruined NYE for a second straight year...

>>53090011
YAAAAAYYYY

>>53090024
Silk Song, maybe getting new hours at work, hiking and fishing when the warm seasons are back, maybe getting unto playing MTG irl at local card shops, stock market fun. thats about it.

>>53090058
This is why I could never get into sports, it puts you in a bad mood for months at a time if your favorite teams have a bad season.

>>53090048
I’d love to get laid off honestly.

hahahahahahahahahaha

MICHIGAN IS FUCKING AWFUL LMAOOOOOOO LETS GO FUCK ROCKER

Dividend bros, I'm in love with divvies and am looking for your advice on which stocks to look at for 2023.
One of my goals is to keep investing in JEPI this coming year, add another 250 shares of ET, and another 150 of OCSL.

>oil still getting ATHs
Feels good man. Thinking about selling but the dividends are kinda nice.

>>53090094
You take the good with the bad my friend. The highs are high, the lows are lows.

How will the markets act after January 2(markets closed that day)? Bloodbath red or neon green?

>>53090145
im trying to fucking eat here

>>53090145
I could use a Change of pace, but no homo! I should go visit him.

It's not worth trying to fight the fed. Love them or hate them they move markets.

>>53090193
Thanks I'm the retard that saves 45% of my income, does peer to peer lending and doxxed myself about a month ago. Used to be a Chronachan poster until my new phone...

>>53090024
I am not looking forward to living in canada
I am looking forward to shorting canadian long term bonds (I think inflation is going to be much more entrenched in this shitty country compared to in the states)

https://cockeyed.com/citizen/drivethru_menus/wendys_drive_thru.html

Wendy's was 7 bucks for a double combo 9 years ago. In 2023 it will be 14 dollars at the end of the year.

>>53090151
Price/equity and divident yield ftw, plus some extra filters to shrug off shitty assets.

>>53090205
Doubling once a decade, rule of 72 says they got pricing power.

>>53090024
one year closer to dying and leaving this gay earth

>>53090011
>>Risk management:
>https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
>doesn't mention the Kelly Criterion
Huh... are you guys really just flying blind without sizing your bets properly?

>>53090176
>america closed on monday
The countries that aren't closed (japan?) will be green. The market will be up like 1.5% in futures on tuesday. Then at open, the market will dump 2%. By the end of the day it will climb back up to breakeven.

>>53090205
the burger king coupons for whopper meals from $5 to $8 the past year

>>53090024
My goal is to become a full-on Boglehead. No more going down the value investing rabbit hole. It’s VTI and maybe some VXUS from now on.

>>53090024
I want to move to japan and fuck an office lady (I wanted to do this back in 2015 but was on a leave of absence and hadn't graduated university, in 2018 I had no money, in 2020 covid happened so 2023 must be my year). I will also go back and get a second degree (online) since it's only like 30 credits. Then a master's degree. Yeah!

>>53090176
Never noticed that even futures exchanges closed on the new year.

>>53090233
>get a coupon for 10% off
>it's still higher than it was last year

>>53090238
Hey! Nothing wrong with VTV! It severed me well this year.

>>53089742
Well... the Asian waitresses were a bust. There was only one, she was kind of chubby, and she wasn't wearing flatting clothes anyway. What a way to end an absolutely shitty year
At least I did get to eat a literal pile of fried rice
I'll post some Excel graphs in a bit

>>53090024
Watching America become a true shithole while I shitpost on the internet.

>>53090145
The people from Michigan suck. Never met anyone i liked from there.

>>53090024
Residential housing getting rekt so I can move out of my parent's place.

This was my net worth across 2022
ALMOST FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENED
I made a lot of money at my cagie, but that got cancelled out by my investments collapsing. What a waste of a year

>>53090257
ugly waitresses at the chinese restaurant is not a good portent for 2023, I'd rather you have not shared that piece of bad news with us

>>53090291
That's why I bailed from the market while it was eating shit. Last spike is from xferring cash from my wages to my brokerage account.

Here is my overall gains across 2022 (total account balances minus total all time deposits)
lol lmao even
>>53090295
All the good ones were at home getting ready for parties, so don't worry it's not an omen

>2023
It’s over

2̴̨̤͛̀̉̆͛0̴̡̨̡͓͉͕͎̳͈̺̮͔̯͈̓͑́̒̒̑̾͐̆͋̒̈̍̀̈́̇̀͝2̸̻͔͍̘͙͓̖͔͉̞̬̞̳̠̤͚̣͈̀͌̃̃͐̓̓̀̿͗̀́̇̔͒̀̍̇͝͝͝3̴̨̬͈͓̜̳̠̯̹̟̣̦̼̳͖̘͙̻̯̼̯͉̜̈́́͊̃́̌͛̽̏́̌̃͊̚̚̕͜͝ ̸̨̧̢̨̛̼̬̭̥̪̭̻̱͔̜̼̬͍̯̰̦͕͊͋̓̒̃̓͐͂̈́͊̓̾͜͜͜͝ͅͅw̴̘̌̇͐͆̎̓̎̔͊̑̇̚į̶̮͍̩͍͈͓̗͖̭̫͖̘̘̫͔͓̖̯͓̝͈̈́̂̂͋̆͘̕̚l̸̖̳͈̞̜̳̤̻̃̀́͌̇̌́͒̂̐͗̐̒̎̔͑̕͘̚͝͝l̸̢̛͉̬̬̫̯̖͓͔͓̟̈́͗̈́̓͌͒̒̈́̏̿́̇̐̈́̎͘͘͘ ̴̧̢̖̟̹̙̺̤̮̤͚̰͇̟̞̹͍̠̼̯̰̯͍̬͂̑̌̾͐͒̈̈́͜b̷̨̡̨̢̢̤͖͕͈͈̺̬̱͈͓̠͍̰̹̼̟͋̃̉̔͊͂͂͠ë̸̼̞̥̤͖͍̘̬͈̯̮͙̣̥̟̪́̋͗̾̓̔ͅ ̸̣͙͈̱́͒͆̋̎̀̒̏͐́̽̏t̶̮̙̼͕̫̘͙̺͈͑̆̉͂̓́̿̆̀́͐̿̓͋̍̈́̎͝͠͝h̶̛̛͎̻͓̳̯͛͂̀̇̊̈́̃̉͆͐̍̿͘͝ę̶̨̢̣̞͖̹̳̪̼͇̬̳͎̝̬̱͙̥̭̈͐̃̓̕͜ ̴̡̡̨̛̛̰̺̗̖̠̰̱̼̞̟̪̹͎̦̞̠̫̜̣̹̫̻̔͒̇̊͋͛́͒̔̎̃̌̇͗̚͜͝ḛ̴̹̕ņ̸̢̛͚̠̗͕̳̞̭̮̼̰̯̟̼̔͋̍̀̆͂̿͐̀̋̉͒̀̓̂͗͐̉́̌̉̀̐͋̕͠d̶͍͍̦̬̬̬̩̩͎̜̱͎̳̞̺͇̖̺̖̠̙͚͔͈͉͊̒̈́́̈́̄̈́̌̃̆̔͊͐͠ ̸̡̧̱͚̣͈̠̫͓͉͎̬̯̮̹̯̯͙̝͔̣͐̆͗̃͋̑̽̉̊͘͜͝f̸̡͍͚͙͓͕̣͖͔̱́̄͂̀̚ǫ̴̢͉̯͚̗̝̮̳̼̟̬͚͎͚͔̹̝͆̐͆̆̉͝r̷͇̩͙͋̐̌̽̿̉̓̑͊͛͋́̓͘͘͠͝͝ ̴̡͍͈̮͔̤̗̝͇̹͔̦̱̯̥̱͔̭̳͕̠̦̀̔̉́̋͊͋̂̌͛̕͜͠m̴̢̨̧̧̮̥͍̖͙̦̩̦̣̟͈̗̩͖̫̻̪̪̙͚͎̝̔͛̾͊́͆́̆̆͂̕a̶̡͕͚̰̣͍͇̗̖̤͎̜̰̪͕̩̠̽̇̔̈́̈̀̓̑̂͆̑̀͘͠n̸̢̨̨̢͉̫̪̯͉̤̪͙̬̝̝̩͚̗͉̱̠̍͑̊y̸̧̛̛̼̝͎͈̺͓̩͖̮̘̳̹̮͓̬͙̓̋̆̌̎̓͒̇͒̎̔̀̏͗͘̕͘͜͝͝.̸̜͎̫͓͙̣̹̻̟̖̺̹̳̀̇̿̎͋̋̒́̀͒̈́̍͐̍́̓͌͝͠

WHY ARE ALL U SPOILED YOUNG PEOPLE NOT JOINING THE MILITARY
HOW CAN WE SECURE OUR INVESTMENTS WITHOUT U
PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD

What is the most profitable play ever enregistered in /smg/ by an anon.

Proof or stfu

>>53090291
>>53090302
>Jan networth
>$1.7 mm
>Dec 31 networth
>$157k
Dont do crypto bros.

What are we drinking

>>53090024
>What are you looking forward to next year?
Disney's new CEO promised to double down on sexualizing Disney characters and their latest movie flop put them back something bad. I predict them to report a loss on their next quarter because of it and maybe fall below $60 by July. Gonna ride the Disney short train to hell for awhile longer.

>>53090456
They'll fudge the numbers.
Blackrock gets taxpayer money via laundering in Ukraine, Blackrock funds esg programs that give companies that push submersion free cash. That's just how the tribe works.

If scoopsies sends me a piece of his clothing with his scent on it, I will wear it as necklace and start making videos weekly again

>>53090464
>money via laundering in Ukraine
This isnt likely to be a thing dude. You need to stop getting your info on politics from twitter.

>>53090480
You can read it off the Blackrock financial updates but ok dumbass.

>>53090024
>What are you looking forward to next year?
Moving my shit off of robinhood

>>53090489
They declare money laundering on their financials now? Thats wild. Was it FTX doing it too? You are just mashing together things you dont like and pretending its an entire thing. Its not. Its multiple things going on.

>>53090260
this is my passion too

>>53090340
very powerful boomer moment here
>>53090424
I'm a contrarian so I always abstain on nye despite averaging a handle a week

>>53090480
This. I have zero doubt that $100 billion sent to Ukraine got to where it was supposed to go and have no doubt the next $100 will either.
I think I speak for all Americans when I say it is our duty to help protect Ukraines sovereignty and democracy.

2021
Me +27%
SPX +26%

2022
Me +15%
SPX -13%

Better then losing this year

>>53090238
Absolutely based idea. I'm full in on VT and then VNQ in my Roth ira

>>53090578
The govt doesnt money launder, by definition. Its military funding, kick backs and such everywhere. Nothing different than the usual garbage. But to immediately lump in meme boogieman blackrock is silly. Theyre a large financial group yeah but theyre not doing money laundering for nation states.

>>53090026
This is my favorite ritualpost

>>53090302
>Nasd-ACK

>Years of experience handling conficential document
This was listed as a reason for why I didn't get hired for an office wagie paper handling job.
>conficential
How do you get hired in a society where literal mouthbreathing idiots were put in charge of hiring.

>>53090583
In the macro sense, beating the index by staying positive in a bear market means you're crushing it. Sure you'd think meh that's kind of iffy gains but you're now way waaayyy ahead having avoided the bear on your own portfolio.

>>53090612
are you a woman why are you applying for a secretary job

>>53090597
This. Blackrock is now the LBGT friendly, diversity and inclusion hedge fund that just happens to control $10 Trillion+ in assets. Surely they have altruistic intentions with no chance of malicious business malpractice.

>>53090627
>payscale
>up to 89,000

>>53090649
>up to
you sound like a cheap whore

>futures

>>53090614
I don't have a play book for 2023 like I did for this year.

What is 2023 plan?

Long 20+ year bonds?
More oil?
Sort more tech?

so, whats going on in the stock market?

>>53090738
The playbook for next year is to go long in H2 after the big crash. Shouldn't be too hard, as long as you're patient.
Long bonds is retarded. I know there are smart people pushing that as a short term trade based on emergency rate cuts, but it's just dumb. Structural inflation is here to stay. The long end of the curve is long doomed.

>>53090324

HOLY FUCK GEORGIA SUCKS TOO LMAO FUCK ROCKER AND FUCK JAMANON

>>53090679
Jesus...

2023 Market has just entered the building

>>53090629
Anon stop wasting your time taking to a rabbi. Only an idiot or a liar would say an Ukraine isn’t a massive money laundering shitfest. Blackrock recently got involved. Arguing with some ADL plant isn’t worth the effort.

Normies partying and spending money on fireworks is the biggest cope I've seen and the year only just began
Like I have 3 rentcucks sharing a house near me and they somehow think things are not going to super ugly this year
Can't wait for normies to get dragged this year and then act like they didn't bring it on themselves once again

>>53090762
I am tempted to do 3m or 6m bonds, probably just cashgang and then leverage up once rates get cut

>>53090762
This

>>53090762
> go long in H2

What's that?

>>53090762
I'll add though, I think hoping for "back to normal" post-crash is dumb, even if they start printing that will likely be the last ever time printing can temporarily kick the can, and if they don't print the economy won't rebound for fucking years.
They're in a double bind and it's kinda funny. I'm gonna be in precious metals and oil. /pmg/cmmg/ will eventually be right even though they are boomer tards

14 minutes to movie night! Tonite's new year feature is Ninja Scroll (1993)!

>>53090819
>once rates get cut
What part do you libtards not understand about HIGHER FOR LONGER?

Also think there's a very good chance a silver squeeze will happen in H1
It's not a guarantee, but things have been building up almost perfectly to get us there, only a total dumbass will sit this one out thinking "BUT SILVER IS JUST AN INDUSTRIAL COMMODITY DUHHHH"

>>53090777
Get robbed

>>53090880
>silver will squeeze because it just will ok!

>>53090888
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

>>53090889
More to do with how there is very little physical silver left backing contracts in the comex, meaning you buy physical and wait. Mikesay98 is tracking it decently, go see his Twitter (yeah I know and idc).
You can laugh but things are moving in the direction of commodities not away from them, Zoltan is telling everyone in advance what the gameplan is. Ignore it if you want, that's cool too.

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's NEW YEARS feature is Ninja Scroll (1993)!

>>53090876
Doesn't mean forever, retard

>>53090679
koreans have one of the highest rates of stomach cancer

What are you guys doing for new year?

What I do is pretend to "go out", dress up nicely and leave the house and then literally just aimlessly walk around the town for about 5-6 hours and then go home pretending as if I was out there drinking//having fun or whatever with my "friends". All that just so my parents don't feel sad for me.

It's literally how I spent the last 6 New Years Eves straight

>>53090958
I'm just sitting on my couch. Already took 1 melatonin, should end up in bed before 10 pm

>>53090939
Both you faggots are missing the point.
They intend to hold rates in place *until* they break the economy. Like, if you haven't read between the lines about how they want to *cause* the crash and then take control of things as a mop up crew then you just haven't been paying attention.
This is why the thesis about buying after a crash makes sense but also doesn't really factor in that the economy may never really meaningfully recover because of structural inflation. Like prices will be going up, sure but there will be no buying power
1929 only worse because the world is a lot more fragile now than it was then

>>53090958
>>53090969
Was going to do movie night, but not in the mood to read subtitles right now
So I'm listening to trance music
IT IS TIME TO GET UPLIFTED
https://youtu.be/4rbr_Yue8uk

>>53090888
Checked and claimed, also ur a faggot

>>53090996
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

>>53090999
999 checkems to you

>>53090738
Treasury bonds until the market crashes then switch to investment grade corporate bonds and emerging market government bonds. Then switch to sp500 index fund after a few months of crabbing.

>>53090161
Exxon throwing 52b at stock buybacks through 2024. So two more years of this shit, half a billion a month. I really don't know when it's going down

>>53090913
>zoltan
like i'm gonna take advice from a power rangers villian

>>53091024
My friend, get your Checkems. Reply to >>53090999 with your eth address. WAGMI. Hurry before I do it instead.

>>53091042
I don't have any eth

>>53090760
Bearish but it's getting close to another brief bounce attempt.

>>53090738
Long SPY puts, long GLD puts, long SOXL puts short GBP.

>>53091056
You just need an eth address, don't need any eth. Try it like >>53090996 did
>it's real

>>53091071
And what do I get?

>>53091080
Checkems, baby

>>53090024
Happy new year /smg/, looking forward to seeing live my first market crash this year

>>53091080
That's not Pepe that's Apu

>>53091094

I quit drinking 7 months ago, it's still kind of weird. Anyways, I'm getting high right now instead. Happy New years frens

my stock poorfolio is actually up this year, but only by 0.67%

>>53090224

if /biz/ ever figured out the Kelly Criterion they wouldn't be here on new years.


https://explore.paulbutler.org/bet/

>Let’s play a game. I have a coin that lands heads 60% of the time and tails 40% of the time. You have $25 and can bet on either side of the coin — every time you’re right you double your bet, and every time you are wrong you lose it.
>What would your betting strategy be?

>>53091112
Keep drinking goy, the estrogen in alcohol is totally harmless!

2023 will be the year trance music goes mainstream
Plan your investments accordingly
https://youtu.be/Xc5WQR1ZM-4

>>53091122
That's 20.67% higher than most people's portfolio here, good job

>>53091098
https://twitter.com/CheckemsCHKM

cloom that shit anon before someone else does

>>53091148
I don't even know how to make a eth or polygon address, how much money is this thing work if it's real?

>>53090999
Check yourself before you kek yourself
>>53091071
I'll bite. Pic is me when I get my checkems.

>>53091172
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

I beat qqq for 2022 at least, good for out performing it more than 15x since summer 2020 and much higher lifetime. Beat soxl on the upside and beat qqq on the downside is solid

>>53091130
i would bet on whatever the rest of smg seems to be betting on

I asked ChatGPT to write a stock market story for New Years Eve, and it unironically said that inside traders will save the markets...

I was projectile vomiting for 6 hours last evening. I just woke up feeling fine, not nauseous. Bullish or bearish?

>>53091130
>Make 500 a day
>Never have a down week
>Have a Sharpe above 4

This shit is retarded except hft algos or something and makes zero sense logically. These day trading firms or w.e. are fucking mentally challenged ideas by retards. It's like Melvin capital tier retarded with long/short being a "hedge" like being short calls an unrelated asset and calling it a hedge makes any fuckinf sense

How did Melvin owninf short calls in game work out for hedgjng them from risk. 500 a day goals are for morons

>>53091170
Add Metamask plugin to your browser (just google it), babby's first web3. It'll generate you an eth addy you can use. Just keep collecting Checkems and check on twitter what they're worth. Remember: the gubmint can never take them from you. This is going on across several boards and together we're gonna make it.

>>53091191
(((ChatGPT)))

>>53091191
Insider investors = fed members

>>53091172
YOU STOLE MY .00000002678BLABLA OF A DOLLAR FROM ME AAAAAAAAAA

>>53091172
lmao you robbed my pal >>53091170
you're a true /biz/ness man

>>53091222
>>53091228
Well, I told it that insider trading is illegal, it apologized, and rewrote the story replacing "insider investors" with "savvy investors"
That sounds like a euphemism if I've ever heard one

>>53091222
Checked and claimed

>>53091233
YOU CAN STILL CLAIM >>53091222

>>53091242
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

>>53091235
Hedge funds or bank traders works too instead of savvy to hide it. Funny thing is employees and insiders aren't that great at out performing the market, almost like it gets priced in a lot of the times.

>>53091242
WTF

>>53091221
Can I make one on KIKEHOOD?

I finally called the janny troons on this checkem nonsense seeing as the rest of us are too lazy to pick up the phone

Happy New Years frens
Please buy INTC so I don’t lose my job

>>53091262
This is about markets and currency and new year's eve. It's completely on topic as well as based.

>>53091262
Didn't it say 4ch gets a cut? If that's true your outta luck tryna rat to the trannies

>>53091220


>Learn options voodoo
>scalp 0DTE options

http://dl.fxf1.com/files/books/english/DeMark,Tom%20-%20DeMark%20on%20day-trading%20options.pdf

>>53091262
I just called the janny trannies on you

Why the FUCK are there explosions outside my house

JIBUN WOOOOOO

>>53091273

>>53091274

>>53091281

3 poos

>>53091285

>>53091290
Happy New Year, broke fren

>2022 was 400,000 years ago

>>53091274
if you're on mobile, download the Metamask app. It's a wallet. If you're on desktop, use the Metamask browser plugin. It's easy and will get you in the door.

happy new year my fellow niggers

>>53091311
What kind of clownishness awaits us for 2023?

>>53091290
still 2022 where I'm at sir

>>53091293
Is there any more soi activity than watching fireworks? Ooh shiny and bright, big explosion! Just like my Star Wars movies!

I got two heppy new uears frrom pussy havers
am i gonna make it

>OMG! We successfully revolved around the sun for another year! IM SO HECKIN PUMPED!!!

You're such a strange girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7qdpyjHyNk

Happy New Years
>>53091271
You work there?

i am officially break even ytd

>>53091353
LETS FKING GO

>>53091340
> muh heckin’ arbitrary ritualerino!
> “Holi”days (lawl) should only be based on HECKIN’ SCIENCE!
> I’m so glad I don’t believe in primitive superstitions because I have HECKIN’ SCIENCE to tell me that solar cycles are ARBITRARY

Annihilate all jews in the coming year

Sketch phase of marina in wedding dress, our wedding :3

Pre-9/11 kino:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE

>>53090679
Cheese is made with urine

The emotional dimension of ADHD is devastating

Executive Functioning - Part 2
https://youtu.be/ua8Zm9STtKY

Is texting thots based

>>53090976
based, brother

Happy new year /smg/.

New year Goals
>get better at art
>decide on more companies to get into
>continue exercise program

My New Years resolution is to invest more money and get a qt3.14 girlfriend. Happy New Years you guys. Invest in cannabis. MSOX TLRY and GTBIF. Oh and invest in NTDOY and UEC. I’ve been here for three years now. I’m cannabro

Anyways, kill all black people and jews.

>>53091709
based
ain’t no niggas n sheet allowed on /smg/ or no nothin
anyone found to be of an incorrect skin color will be executed to death by whippings n sheeeeettt

>>53091731
Stfu zoom zoom. Don’t you have rockers laundry to do? Happy new years

Also when we all filing taxes

>>53091731
I would rather beat them to death desu. Hows your night aderallnigger

>>53091752
sorry nigga, there just ain’t no niggas allowed on /smg/ or no nothing and that’s just how it be n sheeeeeettt

>>53091770
almost home from the airport
the traffic kinda sucks

>>53091758
tax time for me is April. I don't have all my documents before then usually.

how do we kill big pharma

>>53091785
Legalize and tax cannabis

>>53091785
Oh and dismantle the fda and rebuild a new system for mass public consumption of advanced medicines.

>>53091785
Thats antisemitic.

>>53091780
Stay safe nigger

>>53091850
this
>>53091785
by killing the jews

>>53091882
Are you willing to be the first sacrifice?

I hate normies.

>>53091884
I’m not jewish, you stupid niggermonkey

My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.

This confession has meant nothing.

I haven't made a single trade so far this entire year. In fact, I haven't even logged into my broker account even once since last year

>>53091904

How accurate is this?

>>53091353
kek

>>53091937

>>53091936
That would be '08ish. It's possible. The level of fucked up is high enough.

>>53091935
I’m a nigger, you stupid faggot
https://youtu.be/qnlx9gwiHG8

>>53091785
significantly reduce the length of copyright licenses for drugs, pretty simple actually

>>53091959
no nigger can even hope to make it to 6 figures without being carried by jewish blood
also your voice is way more effeminate than i expected it to be

Ouch.

Kill all Janitors and have a happy, wonderful new year! Me n Marina are retiring to bed~

>>53091959
>I can't use Linux, okay? I can't dump a box of toothpicks out on the ground and count how many there are instantly 'cause I don't have that kind of autism, okay? I have the kind of autism that I drink out of the fucking toilet. It's a different kind of autism, okay?
Kek.

happy new year frens

>>53091959
A nigger wouldn't identify himself as a nigger. He would call someone else a nigger because white people can't do that. But he himself would falsely identify himself as a human. There is not much logic too it. These animals are very limited in that respect.
So I would agree that you are probably a glowie jew like rocker.

just ate a burrito

>>53092056
reported for offtopic talk

>>53092060
>he doesnt understand the subtle message telling him to buy chipotle
ngmi

>>53092060
before I am banned, I just want people to know it was plain Bean and Cheese

>>53092069
I'm on a diet.

JANNIES

im drunk

whbat are the financial implications of this

>>53092073
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_futures_drunk-trading_incident

>>53092077
too bad shit clossed though dog

>>53092080
lucky for you. Last time I was drunk I bought intel

>>53092069
Heretic. Beef and bean from WMT or KR is the way to go.

>>53091937
>
Oopsie Scoopsies! Held leveraged assetts through a bear market and got SHREKT

Happy new years west coast fags. And you all ARE fags.

>>53091931
same

>>53092077
Sounds like this lad had some kind of personal issues

>>53092135
Can I hire her as a secretary?

>>53091807
>Weed is the magic cure for everything
Lmao

Happy new years bro, you were my friends this year cause life went to shit. Thank you for being my friend.

first NIGGER of 2023

BULL BROS

2023 WILL BE GREEN

WE CANNOT BE STOPPED

IT IS OUR TURN

WE ARE GOING TO BUY THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

DO NOT FALL FOR BOBOS LIES

>>53092244
checked but we have to fall so we can rise

>>53092267
The plan is DCA

>>53092244
Yeah i am thinking that we may in fact make it

HAPPENING. REAL ALIEN PIC JUST DROPPED. SPY TO 0.

>>53092290
>DCA
does anyone here just, swing trade?

>>53092304
people that swing trade are also swingers irl

>>53091937
>>53091945
This kind of loss porn makes me feel better about my poorfolio, but you have even more to burn and I know this is a play account for you, so I have mixed feelings. Like you, though, my personal income more than compensates for my losses, but it stings nonetheless.

We’re gonna do better this year, scoops. The planet has made one more full revolution around our sun and we can figuratively and/or literally begin anew.

Good luck to you, my African friend.

>>53092304
Probably, I’ve tried it once myself but failed, I’m just DCA now

>>53092000
Bearish for tech stocks? Next week might be red because of this shit.

>>53092407
I dunno, it’s not very surprising news

Credit card debt in November was at fucking $930 BILLION.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1609218070144245763

I wonder how much bigger the debt bubble got from December? All of that Christmas consoomering must have added another few hundred billion more at least.

>>53090011
Happy new years to all the anons out there (except for rocker). Hope you all sell you're soxl bags

>>53092502
Happy New Year John Rocker we love you

I on average pay over 150k a year in taxes and fees. My net deposits is net under 30k to my brokerage

Uranium

>>53092000
They're just ordering less to keep supply tight. Opec are doing the same with oil.

>>53090340
>have to take the clotshot
>if you don't you get your brain poked every week for a test
>"WTF Y WE NO HIT RECRUITMENT NUMBERS"
It's a fuckin mystery

>>53091293
Neighbour 4 houses down had fireworks going for 40mins last night. What a waste of money. He must be one of these Bobos I keep hearing about.

the more i think about it the more i realize it might actually be completely hopeless

>>53093071
The only ones without hope are permabulls coping about a pivot that will never come. I'd say anyone still bullish at this point glows but I literally can't since I've seen "people" here unironically ask why they couldn't sell an option when there were no bids so there's a real chance it's just retards.

>>53090762
>after the big crash
Is everyone so self assured that this is going to happen now? That put to call ratio isn't bullish at all isn't it and retail is actually smart for going short on the lows?

>>53091936
Only a matter of time

happy new year, may the shoah finally come in 2023

>>53093162
>he thinks retail has enough money in the market to make the ratio skyrocket like that
My Brother in Christ institutional money makes up like three quarters if not more of that rape candle on the put/call ratio

>>53093175
>March 2009 was the bottom
>March 2023 will be the bottom

Based

I'm shorting all car companies

https://autos.yahoo.com/autos/law-install-kill-switches-cars-170000930.html

>>53093261
>doesn't go into effect for five years
Brb hoarding older vehicles and learning how to install a crate engine that doesn't need a computer. Bullish for /o/

>>53090011
>Happy New Yeap

>>53092477
i was thinking of getting an amex air miles card recently but noticed that the APR went up to 106% kek, no thank you

I want to invest in a Vanguard fund. Should I open an account with them or buy shares through a broker?

>>53093162
>That put to call ratio isn't bullish at all isn't it
That's all I needed to hear from you to know you have no understanding of market dynamics
Another dumb fucking bobo

>>53093377
Broker gives you access to the market to buy the fund. The fund is the same which ever broker you buy through it doesn't have to be Vanguard.

>>53093261
>going against the jew

>>53093388
Buzzwords won't save you mumu, neither will hubris

>>53093442
Thanks.

March 2033 is the bottom

>>53090151
Stellantis

silly question, can stocks be seized? i imagine there are laws protecting investors.
imagine i save up my earned money by investing into stocks or whatever for 20+ years. is there a chance the gubermint some day will just decide i don't own those stocks anymore and steal everything from me?

>>53093556
the state can do whatever they want ultimately

>>53093556
They only get seized like you're describing as part of an investigation. It's just easier to use fiscal policy to devalue them while betting on the other side of the trade.

>>53093556
Yes, same as any other asset.
>i imagine there are laws protecting investors.
Feds do not follow the law.

>>53093560
>>53093566
>>53093571
fair enough. hypothetically speaking, then would it be a retarded idea to invest in stocks by opening accounts in different states just to protect your assets?

Guys I can't contribute stock tips right now
I just found out Waffle House girl isn't racist
I'm gonna need a minute...

>>53093605
Of course she isn't racist dumb shit. No actual racist would ever want to work at a waffle house in the first place.

>>53093600
Different countries, not states. Preferably ones that don't just do whatever the US tells them to. France and Sweden might be a good starting point if you're seriously considering it.

>>53090939
your image is a meme

Once year closer to the end of global capitalism. Hope all my commies have a good one.

how the fuck do people do long term investing when you have to watch your numbers be in the shitter for potentially years before you make money? i hate this shit but i'll probably be thanking myself in 2-3 years.

>>53093723
learning that its not a loss until you sell
realizing that while shit is in the shitter your dca is more powerful
also just buying everything (VT)

>>53093723
Set up a recurring buy for whatever you're dca'ing into for whatever percentage of income you're comfortable with, then check the account quarterly at most and otherwise forget it exists. The best investors are dead people for this reason, every ten years prices double as a necessary function of being a fiat currency so line will go up on a long enough timescale just as a side effect of inflation.
>>53093707
>implying China is communist in anything other than party name
Well memed

>>53093723
well usually the line just goes up, so they dont have to worry.

>>53093767
this is a big reason boomers like bonds earlier
even thought they could go long term bonds cause they are investing over the long term, the lower returns are worth the lower volatility for their sanity

>>53093742
international stocks are trash. You only need your money parked in us equities. 37% exposure to international equities plus higher fees gives you lower returns without minimizing any of the drawdowns.

>>53093779
over the last 100 years America has only outperformed international by an average of 1% per year annually
and all of that outperformance has come post 2009

investing in america only at the peak of the strongest bullrun in the country's history ala Japan is almost the gambler's fallacy to a T

>"Anon you fucking idiot! You lost HOW MUCH of our clients money? I swear to god you're the worst asset manager I've ever employed, why do I even keep you around!?"

>>53093797

>>53093805
I'm starting to develop a kink for tired hard working business women, specifically Japanese

>>53093723
Um don't invest in stocks that don't go up, sounds like you a coping about buying shitstock

>>53093744
this is what i figure. i just hate it in the short term. it doesn't help that my day trading strategy has been working really well but most of my money is locked up in this fucking bear market.

>>53093815
i invest in semiconductors, stocks that should go up but aren't because everything is going down because Brandon is president. imagine if we never left Afghanistan with over $100 million worth of high tech military shit with the Taliban and made ourselves look weak enough for putin to invade. imagine how much better the world would be if Trump actually won a second term. feels fucking bad, man. we're in the bad timeline.

>>53093849
Don't forget the big next gen fabs are currently in production
2nm and 3nm contracts have already been set up and TSMC will be producing next year

>>53090578
better vote for rep, next time, you stupid burger

Aight let's get to 300 posts so we can start a new thread without all our drunkposting from last night.

>>53093858
thus why I'm scooping up AMD cheapies as we speak. i just wish i could time the market. instead i just have to sit here with my dick in my hand, knowing that line will go up and i'll make lots of money, but i have no idea when exactly. i'm still holding out hope we get a republican president in 2024 and things turn around. i can wait 2-3 years easy.

>>53093797
that is the face of a boss that is going to peg the shit out of you in her office knowing you won't talk because of how badly you need the job

>>53093793
you're the one operating on gambler's fallacy you fucking retard, why don't you actually take some time to google shit before running your mouth.
>comparing japan to us
and with that I take my W

My new years resolution is to not lose money investing

>>53093925
No one tell him

Did every janitor on biz get fired last night? There's a porn thread on page one

>>53093939
It's new year's day and still pretty early in the morning, lots of people are still drunk and even more are passed the fuck out and won't be up until after noon at the earliest. If I wanted to shitpost hard right now would be exactly the time to do it.

>>53093939
who the fuck spams porn on the sunday morning post new years?

>>53093960
Did you forget where you are?

>>53093960
Seems like a good time to do it
Oh no, don't look at
>futures

>>53093939
no pay, gets fired

>>53090679
that bacon is still 100% raw

>>53093939
why aren't white men working???

>>53090489
retards like yourself are never going to make it.

Remember to set up automatic investments for your Roth IRA(s) this year boys

Baking.

>>53094097
Why? I just dump in 6k some time in December

>>53094097
Also reminder that you can hold REITs tax free there. Index is down 25% but FFO are at record highs.

>>53094102
Because you are a year behind then

What a wonderful sleep that was with my buncun

>>53094102
You get the benefits of DCAing

Happy New Year frens

I will protect this smile
https://youtu.be/qJaWzAcBYEg

>>53094126
I maxed out my Roth first week of January the past couple years and then it dumped all year. :(

>>53094153
My IRA was down much less than the funds it invests in bc i DCA biweekly

>>53094159
FRSNX is actually up this year for me because I filled mine out late after the dump

and just like that 2022 is over and the golden bullrun begins

SOXL is below $10 that means it's time to buy right

>>53094200
I look like this.

>>53094200
Cute little ayy

>>53094216
I wish

>>53094200
Nice thighs. Is there a new thread?

>>53094292
This is the only thread you get this year. Enjoy it while it lasts.

What’s going to happen if they keep rates near 5% for the next 52 weeks like they’re saying?

>>53094352
>>53094352
>>53094352
>>53094352

>>53094099
Tricked! I wasn't actually baking.

>>53094153
i just do trad IRA with my bank and do FDIC insured CDs