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How come women are so obsessed with their assholes bros? If you've ever talked to a woman, it's always "my asshole this, my asshole that" and if you've slept with one, they're super touchy in that area and there are two types of girls in my experience: 1. Those that won't even let you go NEAR it, like they'll instantly be going "no STOP i dont like this!" and it's like "What's the big deal?" and they just can't even explain why they won't let you put a finger inside their butt lol and then there's type 2. And these girls will moan instantly and very loudly if you so much as massage that area with your finger. Again, these girls are OBSESSED with their own assholes.
Honestly, why are we still calling them "women" at this point they should just be called "assmen".

>> No.53065502

>anon discovers he prefers butt over vagina

>> No.53065506

i love this pasta

>> No.53065519

give me type 2 thanks

>> No.53065534
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>>53065479
I'm sorry OP, what are we talking about. I'm just... lost in thought... by 2B's perfectly sculpted derriere.

>> No.53065540

>>53065479
where is the business and finance

Captcha: 4T P00

>> No.53065600

>>53065540
Women are the most hotly traded commodity on the planet retard

>> No.53065764

>>53065600
They are a shit commodity since they only depreciate in value. They seriously need to grow big futa cocks at 25

>> No.53065772

>>53065600
Girls*

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>>53065534
a man of culture, I see

>> No.53065837

Once you realize women are animals life is so much simpler. It's like your dog, you love your dog but it does some stupid shit sometimes.

>> No.53065875

>>53065479
only anal sex I ever had was with crazy
In the end I regret
don't put your dick in crazy bros, not worth it

>> No.53066065

>>53065875
was he not gentle?

>> No.53066170

Unprotected anal sex makes me coom

>> No.53066216

>>53066065
she's bipolar and last I heard she was smoking crack

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anyway lets post some 2bs

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how to identify type 2

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>> No.53066446

>>53065600
Where are they traded

>> No.53066463

>>53065479
I like to creampie my assmen, feels like planting a flag on a mountaintop

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>>53066424
no idea
I steer clear at any sign of mental illness now

>> No.53066468

>>53065479
Women are self conscious about how their asshole looks and how it will stink if you play with it before it's been cleaned out. Stop being a fag and fuck what you're supposed to: the vagina.

>> No.53066484

>>53066432
man i need to start hanging out at anime conventions.

>> No.53066486

Really looking forward to the Nier Automata anime series starting next month. Kinda hope Nier Replicant gets an adaptation too

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>>53065479
my wife (ticker: TRAD) doesn't give a shit about it and neither do i

>t. Trad Chad

also SAGE in all fields faggot

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>> No.53066500

>>53065837
also obsessed with his asshole

>> No.53066502

>>53065479
>assmen
wasn't that some scam token?

>> No.53066511

>>53066424
sex with japanese female

>> No.53066538

>>53065479
>Honestly, why are we still calling them "women" at this point they should just be called "assmen".

funniest line i've read on biz in a while.
my theory is that girls who aren't into assplay are self conscious about having a smelly or shitty asshole.

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>> No.53066673

>>53066538
makes sense, most women love the domination aspect and a chance to feel naughty/filthy in a safe and controlled way. something about taking it in the shitbox presses all the right feminine/submission buttons.

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>> No.53066853

>>53065519
those are males anon..