/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53064105

Sergey will share a cell with SBF. There is an ongoing SEC investigation into Sergey pumping and dumping the LINK markets with fake partnerships and 700k token dumps.

>>53064105
Yeah about the Enron of crypto

>Gets $0.21 once unlock takes place
>Movie comes out about fraud, scams and anons who lost everything

Sounds about right

>>53064105
Based post OP. Get ready for the FUD.

Wow they're fast
>>53064144
>>53064145

>>53064171
>FUD
Buzzword used by deranged crypto bagholders

You pea brained niggers will be happy when Link crashes sub $4 and claim it's all part of Sergey's plan. Literal Qtards

>>53064105
Based linkies will make it

>>53064187
Cope and seethe cultist fudder

>>53064187
Thanks for caring about my financial well-being bro!
Verification not required

>>53064171
>FUD
>LINK has fallen from $55 to $5 with the bear market just starting

Retard alert

>>53064105
oh marines im scared im losing a lot of my money, pls do something

>>53064208
>>53064209
enjoy the ride while nastyslob rapes your portfolio into oblivion.

After all you're in it for the tech, right? ;)

>>53064251
Nastyslob lmao that's actually a good one m8

>>53064105
i really hope they do. a comedy preferably

I've gone all in on Truebit and Kleros, I hope to be able to dine at the same dinner as the Link Chads someday

>>53064145
>>53064228
hey thanks Uncle I made money with GLNK and then made more money by turning it all back into LINK. thanks again

>>53064105
wrong
we will make movies about us
we will make news about us
we will make stories about us
we will pay speakers about us
we will be the new propaganda elite

the world will have so much link shoved in their face, the general public will see us as titans.

>>53064228
Don't care. 60k staked. Literally couldn't give a shit about the price, just glad to be in the King of Pools, Build rewards coming also. CCIP, Swift, Deco, etc etc all to look forward to soon.
The only question is; who will play me in the movie? Hmm... i can't think of anyone handsome enough. Let me get back to you on that one.

>>53064105
>movies
It'll be about a suicide cult

Merv.tech is down. What's an alternative?

>>53064294
>I don't care about the price of the token
>i will be rich because of the price of the token

>>53064105
plenty of gay porn available already

>>53064294
>>53064318
My sides, yeah the buidllllll rewards. Hoddllll muh-reens! $0.0001 is ok as long as I'm steak-king digital powder

>>53064294
Imagine being this schizophrenic and delusional

No wonder devs usually end up being greedy fucks that dump on crypto bagholders and fanboys, they all have stockholm syndrome and an IQ below 90 points.

Please keep posting more Based Sergey memes lol

>>53064318
I don't care because I don't get my rewards for 9-12 months, by which point it'll be wayyyy up. Plus I kept a couple thousand back in case i decide to.
You literally failed completely with me. I'm a Link fudders worst nightmare kek

>>53064105
Dumb and Dumber already exists.
And I'm pretty sure there's toilet slavery findom somewhere on the web, too.

>>53064368
I can feel the seethe and cope oozing out of this post, "I'm y-your worst nightmare" lmao

>>53064368
Just bizarre to read these cope posts. It has to be bait

>>53064368
>I'm a Link fudders worst nightmare kek
Lmao nigger you're down 30% in less than a month

Imagine staking 6 years just to break even LMFAOOOOOOOO

>>53064414
Kek you lot are spitting feathers it's so cool. Literally all I need to do on here is mention how much I've got staked and you lot seethe like a bathful of boiling maggots. Oh my days lol

sirs pls stop arguing and make the coin go up pls i beg you

>>53064145
>>53064228
>>53064351
>>53064414
I'll give you a couple of answers I've filtered over the years to be true, from the few times I've gotten a fudder in a rare moment of clarity:

1) Turbo autists who figured out the need for externally connected smart contracts very quickly, and who now seethe at the entire world for failing to understand it like they do. Chainlink is sort of like a metaphor for their general inability to integrate with society, where they are rational and right and it's the world's fault it's so irrational and dumb..
These people fud because in their mind the world should have figured out LINK in 2019 at the absolute latest, but failed to, and so they'll seethe and rage at everyone and everything as a way to express this frustration.

2) People who had LINK stacks but lost them swinging, or gambling, or in a CeFi collapse, or who simply got fudded out of LINK back in 2018 and have been furious ever since. They will never buy LINK because they can't buy it at $0.30 like they had the chance to back then, and then basically rage at people continuing to hold because "if I can't make it then neither can you"

3) People who try to profit off taking an oppositional position to LINK. Usually grifters like the CLCG/Honeycomb/API3 guys, or NEXO, who are charlatan fraudsters and basically parasitic animals to Chainlink just like there are many fraudster teams that are parasitic animals to ETH. They fud because muddying the waters about Chainlink lets them shill themselves, it doesn't go much deeper than that.

4) The seriously mentally ill, like Michael, who also fits in category 2) but has now made a large part of his online identity "being a link fudder" and can't really distance themselves from that because it's the only way they can consistently get attention online, which they crave

>>53064445
>how much I've got staked
>60k link is $300k
>Has enough to live in Detroit or Baltimore

kek

Look guys! Here's wallet 1 of 9!

>>53064433
Hahahahaha. Now theyre promoting pyramid scams on twitter and getting btfo by their own community

What kind of retards actually staked into this ?? ayyy lmao

>>53064537
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetheeeeeee!!!!!

How do I unstake?

>>53064105
everybody will forget about link
just another scam. money down the drain

>>53064615
correct. the chart matches literally all the failed shitcoins from 2017. it just took link a little longer to get there.

>>53064105
pure delusion

>>53064564
tip: everything is a pyramid scheme

>>53064652
>the chart matches literally all the failed shitcoins from 2017
true, staker cucks will seethe

Just thought you should know, guys. I wasn't going to buy so many Link and I might not have even staked them all, but I knew how much it would drive you lot nuts if I did. So in a way, i have you fudders to thank for the position I'm in. Honestly, thanks for this. I wouldn't have made it here without you. I'm quite sure there are other Link holder feel the same. Quite simply wonderful times.

>>53064759
You're just coping with your incoherent nonsense babble.

Everyone is laughing at you meanwhile you convince yourself they are trying to "FUD" you out of your bags. Unironically seek a therapist you seem deranged

>>53064775
>you're deranged
Says the guy who purports to not hold Link yet posts fud 7 times in this thread and no doubt devotes a sizeable chunk of his daily routine to being this person. Congrats, buddy. You sound like a wonderful human being.

seriously I got bit and need $700 for antibiotics how do I unstake? Surely based Sergey will let me unstake early for a nominal fee
>pic related is my buttcheek. Merry Christmas homosex

why would they make a movie over a fat loser who lost a few grand on internet coin scams? That's happened to millions of people. There's nothing unique about it, even if the little wizard had delusional fantasies about fixing the world when he "made it" (cringe)

Why do fudders always know so much about Link and its development? They know all about the crumbs, connections and everything about Link. Yet they always claim to never have owned this "unneeded scammy erc20 shitcoin" or that they bought at ATL and sold at ATH, and of course they never provide a single screenshot of their sell order.

And they keep making tons of threads everyday about some token they don't care about. Staying for hours to reply to everyone else. 90% of Link threads here are created by these fudders, yet they claim it's because "Chainlink Labs Ambassadors shitting up their board for half a decade"

I just bought a random internet coin lmao why does that make so many people so angry haha they don’t even know me why are they so upset?

>>53064838
BOOBA?

>>53064105

>>53064829
>7 esl posts

get a life, loser
you're pathetic

>>53064914
Yes boss, right away boss.
Also, I have 60k Link staked, boss.

Kek baggies have dozens of canned responses for every possible criticism.
Too simple? You just don't understand web 3.0
Too complex? You're actually FUDing to accumulate
Its actually impossible for the baggy to be wrong because he has invested his entire life savings in this russian ponzi scheme so the only way to cope is to come up with a mental gymnastic maneuver for every single post that is not part of their hugbox circlejerk where they become millionaires buying a token that was made from nothing and had a bunch of math equations in the white paper.
You will never make it. Most people only have 50 years of prime functioning adult life and you've already wasted 5 of your best years literally throwing your money away.
You're a fucking loser and the laughing stock of /biz/ and any legitimate investor that sees the type of subhumans congregating around this token immediately write it off.

>>53065074
>Its actually impossible for the baggy to be wrong
We know, we’ve known since 2017. Cope, seethe, and write another wall of text about my investment.

>>53065074
sir this is a chainlink thread

>>53065146
Shhh.. that one lost his on Bancor and Celsius. Go easy on him, he's an unfortunate soul.

>>53065074
/thread
>>53065617
you remember who promoted this shit right
the shill is actually gloating over anons trusting chainlink and losing everything

>>53065689
Awwwww Diddums.. Did I hurt your feelings?
There, there. Let bad Linkie man get you a nice soft cushion and a cuppa tea. Things will be just fine..