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SBF IS ABOUT TO BECOME A HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:45:39 2022 No.53037185 [Reply] [Original]

Who's gonna play SBF in the biopic being made right now? Also what will be his first words on screen?

Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:49:41 2022 No.53037234

>>53037185
This is why American culture is so damn cool.
We have go-getter entrepreneurs jumping at the opportunity to create content giving the inside scoop on a now hardened white collar badass mob boss fresh out of prison. You'd never see that in lame-o euro countries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:50:53 2022 No.53037248 >>53037234 god I love america

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:51:01 2022 No.53037252 >>53037185 who:Jesse Eisenberg first words: what

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:52:15 2022 No.53037263 >>53037185 "goyimcattle"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:53:07 2022 No.53037276 lol, the names alone in that screenshot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:54:14 2022 No.53037295 File: 156 KB, 857x1200, 1668117191823681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cast them

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:55:37 2022 No.53037314 >>53037295 CZ is the villian in this movie, isnt he? and SBF is the dindu guy

Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:57:08 2022 No.53037327
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>>53037185
>steal billions from normies
>get your own movie and no jail time
>forget to mention $600 from cashapp to the IRS
>life of assrape in prison

I await humanity's extinction

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:57:29 2022 No.53037333 >>53037295 sure sbf played by Larry David CZ played my Jackie chan do Kwon played by jonnah hill Michael Saylor played by Jack bauer from 24

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 23:59:58 2022 No.53037358 >>53037234 >create content Fuck you Kill yourself KILL YOURSELF

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:01:10 2022 No.53037363 File: 152 KB, 736x1104, 5fddaa40b67fe043a848fef14896676d--summer-to-fall-zendaya-coleman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Who's playing Caroline Ellison? She's already in the room with us right now."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:02:10 2022 No.53037367 >>53037252 This was my first thought too but he already played Zuckerberg in The Social Network

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:03:01 2022 No.53037375 SBF play by jayden smith cz play by jackie chan michael saylor play by jack black

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:05:05 2022 No.53037401 >>53037295 caroline ellison played by natalie portman, sam bankman fried played by zach braff, my persistent suicidal ideation played by has returned and will not leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:08:16 2022 No.53037436 >>53037185 The jews have each others backs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:10:35 2022 No.53037463 File: 19 KB, 289x440, 1671910270098234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53037185 >First as tragedy, then as a farce This is a bottom signal. The movies release in 2025 will be the top signal

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:25:01 2022 No.53037622 >>53037295 Michael sailor is John travolta Sbf is lenonardo dicaprio Do Kwon is Jackie Chan Cz is John travolta

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:26:36 2022 No.53037637 File: 703 KB, 503x515, talmud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >jidf deflecting for the fellow member of the tribe Sad fucking glownigger shilling

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:27:01 2022 No.53037641 >>53037622 >Michael sailor is John travolta >Sbf is lenonardo dicaprio >Do Kwon is Jackie Chan Cz is Jim Carey

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:30:18 2022 No.53037671

>>53037295
>Netflix Adaptation
SBF: Zach Galafinakis
Do Kwon: Chiwetel Ejiofor, but the audience will be reminded over and over about his white privilege
CZ: Mindy Kaling
Michael Saylor: Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Caroline: Maisie Williams (actually a legit casting)

>>53037327
this, I'm learning that I haven't crimed hard enough yet to be successful in this dystopian gigafarce >>53037463

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:31:46 2022 No.53037681 >>53037671 >Maisie Williams oh no no no no no no

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:32:41 2022 No.53037691 They should get tom cruise to play the role

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 01:00:10 2022 No.53037934 The jew alex mashinsky from celcius and the female jew from bancor should be in the movie too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 01:06:50 2022 No.53037988 sbf will have a jew actor and cz will be an evil white man. michael saylor will be a black visionary genius

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 01:45:05 2022 No.53038378

>>53037234
>buy out politicians
>straight up rob millions of people
>get a comfy movie about you
>will avoid prison time or any serious punishment
>will most likely do it again
Better question is: why do Americans love to eat cock? Why are you such willing targets and slaves?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 02:58:06 2022 No.53039070 >>53037691 tom cruise with full facial prosthetics, wig, and a fat suit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 02:59:34 2022 No.53039083 >>53037185 Timothee Chalamet

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 06:26:51 2022 No.53040799 >>53037295 Big short 2 coming to a theater near you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 06:36:27 2022 No.53040874 >>53037185 >HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR I always believed in him, now it's my turn to become one too or millionaire, it depends on how I do with vinu in january, I need a good start at least once

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 06:41:13 2022 No.53040901 >>53037295 Cant we just use the original guys? I mean crypto is down so bad they could prob all use the money...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 07:05:09 2022 No.53041053 File: 38 KB, 632x420, imago0094712699s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53037295

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 10:19:17 2022 No.53042158 >>53037185 seems like Michael Lewis has quite the colorful history with SBF https://scottlocklin.wordpress.com/2022/11/13/michael-lewis-ftx/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 10:22:20 2022 No.53042175 >>53037314 He'll be portrayed as the brilliant young genius, a little awkward and too trusting, who gets controlled and manipulated into doing evil things by the villain(s), being misled into thinking he's helping people and saving the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:52:53 2022 No.53043657 >>53037622 John Travolta playing two main roles would be mystic

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:00:24 2022 No.53043726 File: 507 KB, 1080x1355, 1668410410280342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This meme already existed like 2 seconds after the collapse

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:01:04 2022 No.53043734 >>53037185 Idris Elba

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:51:03 2022 No.53044327 File: 24 KB, 720x588, 40465198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53037234 SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:53:41 2022 No.53044355 File: 6 KB, 238x212, 1612667323997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53037185 don't care will never see this stupid shit movie will be as bad as le big short

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:56:59 2022 No.53044391 File: 174 KB, 558x500, 1568103848659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53037295 SBF - Ben Stiller Saylor - Owen Wilson CZ - Ken Jeong Do Kwon - Bobby Lee

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:58:46 2022 No.53044411 >>53037185 Jonah Hill, he did Wolf of Wall Street for couple of thousand dollars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:00:56 2022 No.53044439 >>53037252 Poor schlomo is type-cast into being paid millions to play Jewish genius billionaires.

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:03:10 2022 No.53044464

>>53044391
Acually Im going to change Owen Wilson to Bob Odenkirk. Owen Wilson should still be in it though, maybe he can be SBF's party boy neighbor. Saylor and SBF barely interact anyway, so Wilson should have role where he will get more screen time with Stiller

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:07:33 2022 No.53044535 >>53037185 also michael lewis was supposedly "embedded" at ftx for like a year before the collapse already working on a book about ftx. it will be interesting to see how he tries to frame that

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:27:38 2022 No.53046690

>>53037185
Holy shit will somebody just shoot this fucking jew already?
There are people getting killed in India and Venezuela for a piece of bread AND THIS FUCKING JEW WHO STOLE BILLIONS AND HAS BEEN REVEALED TO HAVE STOLEN BILLIONS ISN'T BEING PUT IN GUANTANOMO BAY AND HAVE HIS BALLS KICKED EVERY MORNING AND EVERY NIGHT ONE HOUR EACH. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU STUPID FUCKING THUGS AND MAFIA AND IDIOTS
THIS IS YOUR ENEMY
KILL HIM
ASSAULT HIM
STEAL HIS MONEY

STOP WASTING TIME STEALING 5$ AND ASSAULT THIS FUCKING JEW WHO STOLE BILLIONS AND HIS PARENTS AND JEW FRIENDS' PARENTS HAVE TRILLIONS.

UGGGHH FUCK THIS WORLD YOU DESERVE TO LIVE WITH THE COCKroACHES IF YOU DRUGGIES N NIGGERS N I IDIOTS ALLOWE THESE THINGS THESE LITERAL PARASITES TO LIVE AMONGUS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:29:22 2022 No.53046713 >>53042175 Lol you wish, Sam. Wake the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:30:02 2022 No.53046721 >>53046690 8 billion people, 1 person and nobody kills this 1 person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:30:44 2022 No.53046735 >>53043726 >jews quickly looking to profit off jews who stole from goys >ignore the destruction and loss of life >sbf directly caused dozens of south koreans to suicide ontop of whatever FTX caused Sweep it under the rug stat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:31:42 2022 No.53046745 >>53044391 Jonah Hill as SBF but otherwise good

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:33:40 2022 No.53046776 >>53046690 fucking nazi

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:50:21 2022 No.53047033 >>53037333 best cast, I'd put do Kwon the friend of Dr Strange

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:53:51 2022 No.53047092 >>53046776 Fucking retard. Say that to my face not online and see what happens. I'll punch you in the boob, you retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:55:37 2022 No.53047126 >>53037185 G'd bless America!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 17:59:32 2022 No.53047180 >>53037252 Someone gayish should play sbf because of his voice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 18:10:01 2022 No.53047313 >>53047092 Silence goyfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 18:15:39 2022 No.53047404 Damn, jews are so based and alpha. As a goy, 99.9% goyim are unironically cattle and deserve their chains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 18:43:58 2022 No.53047760 File: 21 KB, 598x285, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what does this mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 19:04:15 2022 No.53048053 >>53037185 THE BIG JEW starring Jeff Goldblum as SBF

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 19:05:31 2022 No.53048067 >>53047760 it means his parents hired maxwells lawyer so he walks white collar prison is fucking painting classes and shit anyways idk wtf anyone thought was gonna happen

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 19:13:35 2022 No.53048192 File: 592 KB, 1353x762, solmn promise.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53047760 It means you can be murdered over $500 or by random glowniggers based over some metadata. >meanwhile

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 20:13:09 2022 No.53049072 >>53037185 >shut-in autistic neet sentenced by judge to live as a shut-in autistic neet

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 21:27:37 2022 No.53050194 >>53046776 No, but we're starting to understand how Nazi's became a thing.

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