/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53023422
>Crab:
>Health: 7/10
>Attack: 6/10
>Defense: 7/10
Special ability: "Market stabilization" - Crab uses his expertise to stabilize the market, preventing it from going up or down for 1 turn.

Crab's expertise in market analysis allows him to stabilize the market, preventing it from going up or down for a short period of time. This ability, known as "market stabilization", has earned him the nickname "Crab" among his peers, as he is able to "crab" the market, holding it steady and preventing it from moving too far in any one direction.

In contrast to his peers, Crab is known for his passive and hesitant nature. He is not one to take risks or make bold moves, and he is content to let the market take its natural course. This cautious approach has served him well, as he is able to avoid major losses and maintain a balance of neither profit nor loss.

>>53023422
Bobo is fucking based

>>53023422
Rolling for crab

>>53023422
I am literally Bobo. Got layed off from my crypto job. If i weren't already invested and kinda need to make it then i would truly hope for everything to burn.

>>53023422
>Mumu the Bull, a finance character who is known for his noble and honorable nature
Mumu isn't noble. He's depraved.
Imagine being a sick, deluded fuck who wants the Fed to pivot, leading hyperinflation to crush working families just so he can watch line go up on his shitcoins.
Bobo wants what's best for everyone. Fairly valued assets and responsible monetary policy.

Definitely bobo because its the true /biz/ spirit animal. Any retard can make money in a bullrun but it takes a true /biz/raeli to grow up and learn to short and make money from pink wojaks.

We are not the same

What is the crabs name?

>>53024539
Snips.

>>53024429
Bobo's layoff was a devastating blow to his ego, and he has become increasingly ruthless and willing to betray his own principles in his quest for revenge.

>>53024495
These accusations are completely unfounded and are not supported by any evidence.
Mumu's true motivation is to create a fair and stable financial market that benefits all participants. He does not seek to cause harm or hyperinflation, and he is committed to following a set of strict rules and principles in his trading. His "Bullish optimism" ability is intended to encourage and motivate his allies, and any negative consequences that may result are unintended and unintentional.
Mumu is a noble and honorable finance character who is dedicated to creating a better future for all. These baseless accusations do not reflect the truth of his character or his actions.

>>53024553
New lore just dropped:
Mumu is equipped with
>The "Bullish Blade" - a powerful sword with a golden hilt and a blade shaped like a bull's head. This weapon symbolizes Mumu's optimism and determination, and is imbued with the power to cut through any obstacle that stands in his way.

>The "Financial Fortress" - a sturdy shield decorated with intricate designs representing the various markets and industries that Mumu trades in. This shield represents Mumu's disciplined approach to trading and his ability to protect his assets and allies from market fluctuations and external threats.

Bobo has either:
>The "Short-Sell Scepter" -
a menacing club with a handle shaped like a bear's head. This weapon represents Bobo's ruthless and selfish nature, and is imbued with the power to crush anyone who stands in his way. A weapon that represents the practice of selling securities that the seller does not own, in the hope of buying them back at a lower price in the future.
or
>The "FUD Flail" - a flexible chain with a spiked ball at the end, representing the fear, uncertainty, and doubt that Bobo uses to manipulate the market. This weapon allows Bobo to strike at his opponents from a distance and sow confusion and fear among his enemies.

>>53024553
Bobo has a tragic story.

>>53024634
>I will have my revenge.

>>53023422
LET'S GO BOBROS. Rolling 2d50 for maximum FUD damage.

>>53024667
>LET'S GO BOBROS. Rolling 2d50 for
maximum FUD damage.

Bobo is feeling especially confident today, and he is eager to use his "Spread FUD" ability to maximum effect. He rolls 2d50 and is pleased to see that he has scored a critical hit, causing maximum FUD damage to his opponents.
As the market opens, Bobo begins spreading rumors and misinformation about a major company's financial health, causing panic and uncertainty among investors. He also sends anonymous threats and warnings to his rivals, further sowing fear and confusion.
As a result of Bobo's tactics, the market begins to plummet, and his opponents' attack power is significantly reduced. Bobo cackles with glee as he watches his profits soar, secure in the knowledge that he has outsmarted and outmaneuvered his opponents.
However, as the day wears on, Bobo begins to sense that something is not quite right. Despite his efforts, the market seems to be stabilizing, and his opponents' attack power is slowly recovering. He begins to worry that he may have overplayed his hand and that his FUD tactics may come back to haunt him.
As the market closes, Bobo is left to ponder the consequences of his actions and to wonder what the future holds. Will his FUD tactics continue to pay off, or will his opponents find a way to turn the tables on him? Only time will tell.

>>53023422

What about Pepe, or APU?

>>53024731
Apu the Frog:
>Health: 6/10
>Attack: 5/10
>Defense: 6/10
Special ability: "Networking" - Apu uses his extensive network of connections and allies to gather valuable information and insights about the market, increasing his attack power by 3 points for 1 turn.
Apu the Frog is an amicable and friendly finance character who is known for his tendency to help others. He is often seen doing a variety of tasks and is known for his enthusiasm and positive attitude. Despite his tendency to be immature at times, Apu is innocent and well-intentioned, and is always eager to make new friends.

Weapon
>Frenship Fists: Apu's signature weapon, these gloves are infused with the power of friendship and are able to strike with a force that reflects the strength of Apu's bonds with his allies.

Bonus ability:
>Friendship Focus: Apu uses his positive energy and enthusiasm to boost the morale and motivation of his allies, increasing their attack power and defense.

Apu the Frog:
>Health: 6/10
>Attack: 5/10
>Defense: 6/10
Special ability: "Networking" - Apu uses his extensive network of connections and allies to gather valuable information and insights about the market, increasing his attack power by 3 points for 1 turn.
Apu the Frog is an amicable and friendly finance character who is known for his tendency to help others. He is often seen doing a variety of tasks and is known for his enthusiasm and positive attitude. Despite his tendency to be immature at times, Apu is innocent and well-intentioned, and is always eager to make new friends.

Weapon
>Frenship Fists: Apu's signature weapon, these gloves are infused with the power of friendship and are able to strike with a force that reflects the strength of Apu's bonds with his allies.

Bonus ability:
>Friendship Focus: Apu uses his positive energy and enthusiasm to boost the morale and motivation of his allies, increasing their attack power and defense.

Mumu has way better stats.

The battle between Bobo the Bear and Mumu the Bull was one that would be remembered for years to come. It was a fierce and intense struggle, with each fighter using every trick and tactic at their disposal in an effort to emerge victorious.
As the battle raged on, Apu watched from the sidelines, cheering on his friend Mumu and hoping for the best. But little did he know, he was about to be caught in the crossfire.
As Bobo and Mumu clashed, their weapons locked in a fierce struggle, Crab attempted to intervene and stabilize the market, using his special ability to prevent it from going up or down. However, in the heat of battle, Crab misjudged the range of his ability and accidentally caught Apu in the crossfire, causing serious damage to his portfolio.
As Apu lay on the ground, battered and bruised, Bobo saw an opportunity to strike. With a fierce growl, he raised his FUD Flail and prepared to deliver the final blow.
But at that moment, Mumu stepped in to protect his friend. With a fierce cry, he used his Bullish Optimism ability to rally his allies and boost their attack power, allowing them to turn the tide of the battle in their favor.
As Mumu fought to protect Apu, Bobo taunted him, reminding him of his own layoff and how he had been forced to struggle and scrape by while others prospered. Despite Apu's innocence, Bobo saw him as just another obstacle in his quest for revenge and wealth, and was determined to crush him.
But Mumu would not let this happen. With a fierce determination, he fought on, using every ounce of his strength and skill to defend his friend and defeat Bobo. In the end, Bobo was forced to retreat, vowing to return and seek revenge.
As for Apu, he survived the battle, but the damage done to his portfolio was irreparable. From that day forward, he was forced to live a life of financial hardship, always struggling to make ends meet.
But despite the tragedy that befell him, Apu remained optimistic and continued to help and support his friends.

>>53024972
In the post-credits scene, we see Bobo sitting in a dimly lit room, surrounded by a group of bears who are all growling and snarling in anger. Bobo is nursing his wounds, his once pristine fur matted and dirty from the battle. He looks up at his followers, his eyes burning with hatred and determination.

"Mumu and his friends may have won this battle, but they will not win the war," he declares, his voice dripping with venom. "We will regroup, we will train, we will gather more bears to our cause. And when we are ready, we will strike back with all the force of a financial avalanche."

The bears cheer and roar in approval, their rage and frustration fueling their desire for revenge. Bobo stands up, his wounds forgotten, and begins pacing back and forth, plotting his next move.

"We will not be satisfied until Mumu and his allies are crushed, their portfolios destroyed, and their futures left in ruin," he snarls. "We will spread FUD and manipulate the markets, we will use every dirty trick and deceit at our disposal. And when we are finished, the world will tremble at the sight of the Bearish Brigade."

Bobo's eyes narrow as he thinks of Apu, the innocent victim caught in the crossfire of the battle. "And as for that little frog," he hisses, "he will be the first to go. His interference will not be tolerated. He will pay for what he has done."

As the bears continue to cheer and howl, we see a flash of fear in Bobo's eyes. Despite his bravado and bluster, he knows that this will not be an easy task. Mumu and his allies are powerful and resourceful, and they will not go down without a fight.

But Bobo is not one to back down from a challenge. He will stop at nothing to achieve his goals, even if it means trampling over anyone who gets in his way. And with his Bearish Brigade at his side, he is confident that he will eventually emerge victorious, no matter what the cost.

>>53025008
What happens next…?

>>53025024
mumu gets headfaked with an early morning pump before a double-digit plunge that triggers the circuit breakers

>>53025051
As Bobo sat in his throne, surrounded by his loyal followers in the Bearish Brigade, he began to formulate a plan to take down his archrival once and for all.
Bobo knew that Mumu was a formidable opponent. But he also knew that Mumu had a weakness - his optimistic and hopeful nature. Bobo decided to exploit this weakness by headfaking Mumu with an early morning pump, luring him into a false sense of security before launching a double-digit plunge that would trigger the circuit breakers and send Mumu's portfolio crashing down.
The next morning, as the markets opened, Mumu was feeling confident and optimistic. He had heard rumors of a big pump on the horizon, and he was eager to get in on the action. So he loaded up on his favorite cryptocurrency, believing that it was the start of a new bull run.
But little did he know, Bobo was waiting in the shadows, ready to strike. As the markets opened, Bobo launched his attack, causing a sudden and dramatic drop in the value of Mumu's cryptocurrency. Mumu watched in horror as his portfolio plummeted, and the circuit breakers kicked in, halting trading for the day.
Mumu was devastated by the sudden turn of events. He had been headfaked by Bobo, and he had lost a significant portion of his wealth in the process. But even in defeat, he refused to give up. Determined to get his revenge and restore his honor, Mumu vowed to rebuild his portfolio and take down Bobo once and for all. And so, the battle between Mumu and Bobo raged on, as they fought for dominance in the cutthroat world of finance.

>>53024553
>mumu is noble and honorable
>Elongodshitcumrocket44 deserves a 10 million marketcap! GME hasnt been squoze each share should be worth 10k usd! Link should be worth 1k per token at end of year! Doge will be used worldwide as a payment method!

The evil and duplicitous nature of mumu exposed for all to see

>>53025116
Mumu was devastated by the sudden turn of events. He had been headfaked by Bobo, and he had lost a significant portion of his wealth in the process. But even in defeat, he refused to give up. Determined to get his revenge and restore his honor, Mumu vowed to rebuild his portfolio and take down Bobo once and for all.
As he sat at his desk, staring at his computer screen in disbelief, Mumu couldn't help but wonder if Bobo had had a hand in the dramatic drop in the value of his cryptocurrency. He had always known that Bobo was a ruthless and cunning opponent, but he had never thought that he would stoop to such underhanded tactics.
Determined to get to the bottom of the matter, Mumu began to investigate. He reached out to his contacts in the financial world, trying to gather any information that might help him piece together what had happened. And as he delved deeper into the mystery, he began to uncover a web of deceit and manipulation that led straight back to Bobo.
As it turned out, Bobo had indeed been behind the headfake that had cost Mumu so much. He had used his wealth and influence to spread false rumors and manipulate the markets, luring Mumu into a false sense of security before launching his attack.
Mumu was furious when he learned the truth, and he vowed to stop Bobo once and for all. He spent the next few weeks rebuilding his portfolio and honing his skills, determined to take down Bobo and restore his honor.
As for Crab and Apu, they were both shocked by the sudden turn of events. Crab watched the events unfold with a sense of frustration and helplessness. He knew that he couldn't stabilize the market in the face of such powerful forces, and he feared that the ongoing battle between Mumu and Bobo would only lead to more chaos and destruction.
But even as the markets soared and crashed, Crab remained resolute in his quest for peace and stability.

As the leader of the Bearish Brigade, Bobo was not one to back down from a challenge. He had always known that Mumu and the bulls were wrong, and he was determined to prove it once and for all.
So, when Mumu began to rally the markets and inspire others to join his cause, Bobo knew that he had to act fast. He called a meeting of the Bearish Brigade and addressed his followers.
"My fellow bears," he began. "I know that you are all as frustrated as I am with the antics of Mumu and the bulls. They think they can just rally the markets and make us all rich, but they are wrong. The truth is that many of these so-called cryptocurrencies are nothing more than scams, and the businesses that they represent have no actual value. They have no right to exist, and they have no right to take investor capital when they are generating no revenue or value. We are the big short, the ones who can see through the illusion and recognize the truth. It is our duty to short these fraudulent assets into oblivion and restore balance to the markets."
Bobo's words were met with cheers and applause from the Bearish Brigade. They knew that he was right, and they were ready to follow him into battle. "We must do whatever it takes to defeat the bulls and restore balance to the markets," Bobo continued. "We must use our skills and our resources to spread FUD and manipulate the markets. And above all, we must never give up. For as long as we remain united and dedicated, we will always emerge victorious."

But even as he spoke these words, Bobo knew that victory would not come easily. He had a feeling that something was off about Apu, the so-called "helper" who had joined the ranks of Mumu and the bulls. Bobo had always suspected that Apu was working against them, and he was determined to find out the truth.

>>53025193
>we are the big short
Kek
Bravo Nolan

>>53025193
But even as he spoke these words, Bobo knew that victory would not come easily. He had a feeling that something was off about Apu, the so-called "helper" who had joined the ranks of Mumu and the bulls. Bobo had always suspected that Apu was working against them, and he was determined to find out the truth.

Suddenly, a loud crash echoed through the room as the door burst open. Standing in the doorway was a mysterious figure dressed all in black, his face hidden behind a mask.

"Who are you?" Bobo demanded.

The figure stepped forward, revealing himself to be the Black Swan, a powerful and enigmatic character

Bobo turned to face the Black Swan, his fury turning to fear as he realized the true power of this mysterious figure. "Who are you?" he demanded, trying to mask his fear with bravado. "What do you want from me?"

The Black Swan chuckled, his laughter echoing through the empty trading floors. "I am the Black Swan, Bobo. The bringer of chaos and destruction, the master of the markets. And as for what I want from you... well, that depends on you."

Bobo's mind raced as he tried to make sense of the Black Swan's words. "What do you mean?" he asked, his voice shaking slightly.

"I mean that you have a choice, Bobo. You can join me and embrace the power of chaos and destruction, or you can stand against me and face the consequences. The choice is yours."

Bobo hesitated, his mind racing with the possibilities. Could he really turn his back on everything he had worked for, just to join forces with this mysterious and enigmatic figure? Or was it better to stand his ground and fight, no matter the cost? The choice was his to make, and the fate of the markets hung in the balance.

>>53023422
Best thread on /biz/

>Wojak the Wagie has joined the game

>uses ability: this time it’s different
>if dubs damage is doubled
>if trips damage is tripled
>if quads damage is quadrupled
>etc ...
>for all other combinations the damage is done back to him

Yeah I’m thinking we’re back

Are these posts AI generated? There’s no way someone is gay enough to come up with all of this.

>>53025327
Stick around kid, you ain’t seen nothin yet

>>53025323
Wojak the Wagie:
Health: 6/10
Attack: 5/10
Defense: 4/10
Special ability: "Minimum wage fury" - Wojak's anger at being stuck in a dead-end job and struggling to make ends meet gives him a temporary boost in attack power, increasing it by 3 points for 1 turn. However, this boost comes at a cost, as Wojak's defense is reduced by 2 points for the duration of the ability.

Wojak the Wagie is a downtrodden and disillusioned character, struggling to make a living in the cutthroat world of finance. Despite his best efforts, he always seems to be stuck in low-paying, dead-end jobs, barely scraping by and struggling to get ahead.

Fueled by his anger and frustration at his circumstances, Wojak has developed a special ability known as "minimum wage fury", which allows him to channel his rage into a temporary boost in attack power. However, this boost comes at a cost, as it leaves him vulnerable to counterattacks.

Wojak's weapon of choice is the "Fast Food Flipper", a battered and well-worn McDonald's spatula that he uses to take out his frustration on the markets (and anyone who gets in his way). Despite his lack of experience and resources, he remains determined to make something of himself and rise above his circumstances.
Special ability: "This time it's different" - Wojak's optimism and belief in the possibility of change allows him to temporarily increase his defense by 3 points for 1 turn. However, this boost is fragile and can be easily shattered if Wojak is faced with negative news or setbacks, causing his defense to decrease by 2 points for 2 turns.

>>53025253
Dubs and he joins this enigmatic character

>>53025400
As Bobo contemplates the Black Swan's offer, he becomes consumed by thoughts of revenge. He remembers the pain and humiliation of being laid off, and the burning desire for retribution that has fueled him ever since.

Despite his reservations, Bobo realizes that this may be his only chance to get what he wants. He decides to join the Black Swan, hoping to use his resources and connections to bring down the market and become wealthy off the crash.

With a newfound sense of purpose, Bobo sets out to destroy the market and take down his enemies. He begins shorting everything in sight, hoping to profit off the chaos and turmoil that he is helping to create.

As the market begins to plummet, Bobo's Bearish Brigade grows in strength and power, fueled by the promise of wealth and revenge. But as they plot and scheme, they are unaware of the dangers lurking on the horizon. For the Black Swan is a shadowy figure with his own ulterior motives, and he is not afraid to use Bobo and his followers to achieve his own ends.
uring the chaos caused by the Black Swan and the Bearish Brigade, Wagie Wojak is caught in the middle. As a humble wage slave just trying to make ends meet, he is struggling to survive in the midst of the collapsing financial markets.

With no real stake in the financial world, Wagie is just trying to get by and provide for himself and his loved ones. He watches in confusion and fear as the markets crash and the Black Swan's plan begins to unfold, unsure of what to do or who to turn to.

>>53025400
>>53025400
Ohhh checking

>Pepe the PolyChad:
>Health: ∞
>Attack: ∞
>Defense: ∞

>>53025494
Introducing new character:
Polygon Pajeet:
Health: 6/10
Attack: 8/10
Defense: 7/10
Special ability: "Code monkey" - Polygon Pajeet is a skilled programmer and coder, able to quickly write and deploy complex algorithms and programs in the heat of battle. This allows him to hack and manipulate enemy systems, disrupting their operations and giving his allies an advantage.

Polygon Pajeet is a finance character with a strong background in computer science and programming. He is highly intelligent and analytical, with a keen eye for detail and a natural aptitude for problem-solving. In battle, he is a formidable opponent, using his skills and knowledge to outmaneuver and outsmart his enemies.

Despite his technical skills, Polygon Pajeet is also known for his friendly and approachable personality. He is well-respected among his peers and is often called upon to help solve complex problems or troubleshoot technical issues. When he is not in the heat of battle, he can be found working on new software projects or tinkering with his latest tech gadgets.

Polygon Pajeet's weapon of choice is the "Crypto Claw" - a sleek and sophisticated gauntlet equipped with a variety of advanced features. The gauntlet is designed to look like a cryptocurrency symbol, with a sleek black and silver color scheme.

The Crypto Claw is equipped with a built-in computer and a variety of sensors and sensors that allow Polygon Pajeet to analyze and manipulate the battlefield in real-time. The gauntlet is also equipped with a powerful laser that can cut through virtually any material, making it a formidable weapon in close combat.

In addition to its combat capabilities, the Crypto Claw also serves as a tool for Polygon Pajeet's coding and programming work. The gauntlet is equipped with a small keyboard and screen, allowing him to write and deploy code on the fly. This makes it an invaluable tool for Polygon Pajeet in both battle and his everyday work.

>>53023422

Black the swan:

>Health: 3/10
>Attack: 10/10
>Defense: 2/10

Special ability: "Devastating strike" - Black's swan dive can be devastating when timed right and allows it to deal triple damage on the next attack, however, afterwards black will be exhausted and unable to move. Will need a long rest to restore this ability.

Black the swan is a devastating character to go up against as it can wreck havoc against anyone, although due to it's incredibly frail nature it doesn't take much damage to take it down. Black seeks to be a rival to the crab, making the markets as unstable as possible.

>>53025571
um acthually
The Black Swan:
Health: 10/10
Attack: 10/10
Defense: 10/10
The Black Swan is the ultimate villain in the world of finance, feared by all who cross his path. He is a master of manipulating markets and causing unforeseen disasters, known as "Black Swan events."

Very little is known about the Black Swan's past or motivations, and he is rarely seen in public. Some believe that he is a rogue trader with a grudge against the financial industry, while others claim that he is a supernatural being with the power to bend the markets to his will.

Despite his fearsome reputation, the Black Swan is not necessarily aligned with any particular side. He seems to act on his own agenda, causing chaos and destruction wherever he goes. Some say that he is a force for good, seeking to expose fraud and corruption in the markets, while others see him as a destructive and dangerous force.

Regardless of his true nature, the Black Swan is a formidable and unpredictable opponent. His appearance on the battlefield is always cause for concern, as he has the power to sway the outcome of any conflict. Even Mumu the Bull, Bobo the Bear, and Crab must unite in order to have any hope of defeating the Black Swan and restoring balance to the markets.

"Market Cataclysm" - The Black Swan is able to trigger catastrophic events in the market that cause widespread chaos and destruction. This ability allows him to manipulate the market and achieve his own goals, often at the expense of others. The Black Swan is able to use this ability to create market turmoil and volatility, which can have devastating consequences for traders and investors. This ability is highly dangerous and should be used with caution.

>AVAX Pepe
>Health: Hey Nigger, I have AVAX
>Attack: Hey Nigger, I have AVAX
>Defense: Hey Nigger, I have AVAX

Igor and Grichka Bogandoff are a pair of ruthless and cunning Russian oligarchs who have made their fortune through a series of questionable business deals and financial manipulations. They are infamous in the world of finance for their cutthroat tactics and their willingness to do whatever it takes to get ahead.

Despite their wealth and power, the Bogandoffs are notoriously reclusive and rarely make public appearances. They prefer to operate behind the scenes, pulling the strings and manipulating the markets to their advantage.

The Bogandoffs are feared and reviled by many in the financial world, but they are also revered by some for their ruthless efficiency and their ability to get things done. They are rumored to be the secret backers of the Black Swan, and some believe that they are the true puppet masters behind the chaos and destruction he causes.

Igor and Grichka are both highly skilled in the art of financial warfare, and they have a vast network of spies and agents at their disposal. They are also rumored to have access to a secret arsenal of financial weapons and technologies that allow them to bend the markets to their will.

Despite their fearsome reputation, the Bogandoffs are not invincible. They have many enemies and rivals who would love nothing more than to take them down, and they are constantly engaged in a deadly game of cat and mouse with those who seek to undermine their power.

>>53025618
Wagie Wojak has been working hard at his job at McDonald's for many years, but he has always felt oppressed by his tyrannical boss, Ronald McDonald. Despite his long hours and low pay, Wagie has remained loyal to his employer, hoping that one day he will be able to move up the ranks and achieve his dream of becoming a manager.

However, little does he know that the real enemy is not Ronald McDonald, but the Bogandoff twins, Igor and Grichka. These powerful and ruthless financiers have been pulling the strings from behind the scenes, using their vast wealth and influence to manipulate markets and bend people to their will. They see Wagie as nothing more than a pawn in their grand scheme, and they will stop at nothing to use him to further their own twisted goals.

Despite this, Wagie remains unaware of the true nature of his enemies, and he continues to work hard at McDonald's, dreaming of the day when he can finally achieve his dreams of success. Little does he know that the Bogandoff twins are watching his every move, waiting for the perfect moment to strike and twist him to their will.

>>53025652
It's unlikely that wagie wojak, armed with just a fast food flipper, could defeat the bogandoff twins on his own. The bogandoff twins are powerful and formidable foes, and it would likely take a team effort to defeat them. It's possible that with the help of mumu, crab, apu, and possibly even bobo, wagie wojak might be able to take down the bogandoff twins. However, it's also possible that even with the help of these powerful allies, wagie wojak and his team might still be outmatched by the bogandoff twins. Ultimately, it's difficult to say for certain how this battle would play out, but it seems that the odds are stacked against wagie wojak and his team.

>>53025323
A Nat20 roll gets you out of waging on New Year's Day :))

>>53025600

>>53023422
Roll

>>53023422
Make this into a blockchain based game

>>53028078
Based

>>53028078
What would you call the game?

Satoshi:
Health: ∞
Attack: -
Defense: -
Special Ability: "Digital Gold" - Your whole hand except for Satoshi is liquidated. Counters Black the Swan's Devastating Strike allowing the user to continue in the game. This card can never be destroyed.

As its own entity, Satoshi remains a mystery but as an idea Satoshi is eternal. We are all Satoshi.

Sminem (Holo):
Health: 5
Attack: 9
Defense: 3
Special Ability: "Green Surge" - Once summoned, all 'Bobo the Bear', 'Snibs the Crab', and 'Fud' cards are destroyed. In addition, all 'Mumu the Bull' and 'Wojak' are returned to full health.

Sminem's power is overwhelming. Bobos refuse to acknowledge Sminem's existence and Mumus are hypnotised by the power, unable to comprehend. Somewhat of a deity yet Sminem cannot be called upon. A Bear Market is Sminem's biggest foe, scaring away Sminem for a long period of time. Sminem's return ends the a Bear Market.

the slurper:
health:7/10
attack:6/10
defense:5/10
trivia: the slurpers are the first line of defense against the bobo and black swan attacks. They are immune to considerable amount of fud and prevent the charts from crashing a lot more than they would. Weakness: catching falling knives

>>53029285
Based slurpers